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How did Zarya go from blunder of the century to best girl?
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How did Zarya go from blunder of the century to best girl?
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how was she blunder of the century and how is she best girl
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because everyone thinks she panders to tumblr even though she actually takes care of her body and she's fun as fuck to play.
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>>339979313
>on copious amounts of steroids ensuring an early death
>taking care of her body
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>>339978758
She was never a blunder, you and other sensitive little bitches on /v/ were afraid that somebody was pandering to a group that wasn't you.
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>>339979313
also she's racist as fuck.
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>>339978758
Because of the age old adage of don't judge a book by it's cover

people thought she was tumblr bait, turns out she's a racist bodybuilder who takes care of herself and is hugely patriotic
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>>339979118
she's ugliest of the cast that's how. even roadhog is cuter than ger
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>>339979636
>not wanting to wrestle your girlfriend into submission and get an actual fight out of it

Are ya gay, son?
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>>339979636
She's hotter than Tracer, Poo In The Loo and Mei
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>>339978758
I like how she plays.

I fucking hate how she looks.
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I need to stop wasting my money on these competitive games. At first I think it looks fun but then I'm reminded that I suck and it's boring to always get destroyed.

>git gud

No. I won't try hard at a fucking video game. I want to relax.
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>>339979636
nigga she looks way better than mei
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>>339978758
She revealed that she hates omniggers and gearqueers.
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I'd smash.
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Zarya is extremely good character design. Her personality and voice acting is also satisfying (even though her Russian is questionable, to say the least). Only thing lacking is more skins to hide how hideous she is.
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>>339979118
>character revealed as big strong woman with pink dyke haircut and the line "Together we are stronger"
>turns out to be Russian nationalist that constantly warns the cast to never trust robot scum
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>>339979812
wrong thread?
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>>339979412
Nah she natural
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>>339978758

Her hair is awful, but her extreme Nationalism and Racism really redeems her.
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>>339979495
>>339979580
>>339979845
>THIS IS BAD
>WAIT, IT'S RACIST, IT'S GOOD NOW!

Backpedaling at its finest
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>>339979912

Serbian
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>>339979759
>Poo In The Loo
Who and why?
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>>339979812
maybe you should pick a passive pastime to unwind like reading or watching movies or something goddamn
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>>339980160
Symmetra

would be god tier waifu material but they gave her an awful nose
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>>339980112
why don't you make like a tree and leave your children while your baby momma is pregnant you nigger
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>>339980112
I didn't give a fuck from the start. I'm not some tin foil hat retard like most of /v/
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>>339980000
quads of truth
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>>339979712
Are you me
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>I'm going for the doughnut steal!

???
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>>339980112
Look, if I can be honest, I only really like her because she's buff and she's pretty cool. I could care less about the implied agenda with her pink hair or her racism.

I just like her arms, okay?
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>>339980112
>>339980043
>>339979991
>>339979845
>>339979580
>Racism is a good quality
Explain yourselves
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>>339980389
Removing sanic OC.
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>tfw she's actually a really strong character but you avoided her because she looks absolutely awful

her regenerating shields and being able to shield yourself and allies from anything is way too good. add the ult on top of that and holy shit is she good.

too bad she's still ugly
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>>339980000
Chekd
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>>339980467
no explanation needed my friend
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>>339979845
>gearqueers
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>>339980467
The newfags from /pol/ think being an irrational edgelord makes sense, pay them no mind
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There's nothing inherently wrong with coloring your hair.
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>>339978758
Because she turned out to not be tumblr bait and many now like her attitude.

>>339979759
Symmetra and Mei I get, but I dunno about Tracer even if she is on the lower end.

I'd be more inclined to ask why that fat-ass Mei is so goddamn popular?
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>>339980000
It is literally physically biologically impossible for a women to have that amount of muscle mass without injecting testosterone.
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Her shitty constant smug smirk kills her for me, gives off a "safe" feeling that I really can't stomach.
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>>339980525
>give her blonde or brown hair
Fixed
I want her to spoon me in bed
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>>339978758
Because she became REMOVE ROBOT
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>>339980229
Isn't that a typical Indian face?
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>>339980607
But it triggers conservatards
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>>339980665
Mei is a chubster without being super fat, lotta guys like that in a girl

tracer is trash though, honestly
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>>339980726
So, nothing wrong.
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>>339980665
>I'd be more inclined to ask why that fat-ass Mei is so goddamn popular?
Because she's not a fat-ass.
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>>339980607
Hair dye has been known to cause on rare occasions a disease known as nigger aids
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Wow, its almost as if judging people off of appearances and the actions of people in their group us asinine
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>>339980467
They're /pol/tards. Vapid, brainless sheep who can't think outside of their hugbox.
What do you expect from people so stupid that they think pink hair is tumblr sjw pandering? From Blizzard of all companies.

It's like accusing a neonazi of being a sjw because he has a nose ring.
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>>339980467
>Racism is a bad quality

You first
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>>339980000
thats some fine quadruples
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>>339980665
Mei is popular because "le nerdy girl just like me!"
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>>339981234
>From Blizzard of all companies

spot the blizzdrone
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BEST GIRL
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>>339980675
Source?
Also this is the future. Humans have evolved now. Even if she did take steroids, they'd be of a new improved non-lifeshortening kind
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>>339981246
It objectively is because it is irrational
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>>339981294
Forsen subs WutFace
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>>339980725
not all indians have gross nigger noses
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>>339980675
good thing she's a fictional character in a cartoon stylized game
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>>339981189
almost.
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>>339981389
>>339981294
>twitch memes on /v/
FailFish
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>>339981343
>capable of realizing that Blizzard has a very long track history of blatant sexism, racism and homophobia that makes Nintendo looks inclusive and progressive
>Blizzdrone
This is why nobody takes you seriously /pol/
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>>339981294
xD
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>>339981246
It's unsubstantiated and based on pseudo-sciences that have long been disproved.

It relies on circular logic and begging the question.

It misdirects from actual causes of social problems.
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>>339980467
If the racists were in charge of who was allowed in this country, we wouldn't have to deal with niggers and rapeugees, which would result in lower crime rates, higher productivity, and better quality of life overall.
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>>339981497
>implying that current blizzard is remotely the same as old Blizzard
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Who else loves playing Zarya here?

I had my doubts when I got the game because of the pink hair, but the "lifting intensifies" kit she had convinced me.

>Siberian front skin to get rid of the ugly hair
>Pumping Iron emote to exercise while enemies are all dead
>"I can bench more than you" voice line to taunt friends and enemies alike
>Weight spray from inspiration
>Deadlift highlight intro for people to be mirin when you get PoTG

Zarya is amazing brahs. I love to turn on ally health bars and put a shield on someone who is about to get killed. That, and people are still retarded and shoot shields.

Also, putting a shield at a Mercy and you while an enemy ult is used is so satisfying. Insta 100 energy. Putting a shield on someone who just go hooked by Streetpig, someone who got pinned by Reinhardt. Synching ults with teammates. Zarya is the true credit to team.
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>>339981132
Excellent argument.
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>Am gone, for the dynasty!
What did she mean by this?
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>>339981705
there's nothing wrong with the pink hair

it's cute
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>>339981706
Scientifically proven so of course
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>>339981303
She's popular because she's a high test asian
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>>339981363
best
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>>339981705
My top 3 favorite in no order is Zenyatta Zarya and Reaper. It's gonna take a while to buy her good skin though.
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Zarya is probably the ugliest vidya character I've ever seen
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>>339980607
Actually it has a negative effect on your hair and the skin. It's proven that coloring your hair, just like doing a lot of other dumb shit that females tend to do to it accelerates hair loss.
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>>339981937
>he doesn't like high test bald women

gay tee bee aitch
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>>339981896
You clearly don't play videogames at all then, or are just such an asshurt faggot that you probably say shit like "problem hair" unironically.
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>>339981674
Wed also wouldn't have most scientific advancements in the past 75 years if everyone was a butter who couldn't ever work with another race.
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>>339981739
>I'm going for the toblerone!
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This thread reeks of newfags

its absolutely disgusting
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>>339982098
/pol/ is newfags incarnate
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>>339981246
>Coloration should be a hinderance to the furthering of humankind. Actual effort should be put into making pointing this out because of simple instincts making me uneasy since they are different than what i'm used to
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>>339981674
>3rd Reich
>literally murdered and raped everything they met along the way
>wasted precious resources on the disposal of innocent populations, based on the retarded belief that the less Jews exist, the better the war will go for the Aryan race
>Germany got reduced to a heaping ruin, surviving as late as 1945 because the Allies were assholes, associating every German with Hitler and the German army at least had the excuse of defending themselves and the people.

ya
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>>339980112
>>339980467
Her character design is pretty indisputably that of a tumblr turbodyke so everyone expected her to be all about inclusion and muh feelings and shit

Turns out that in a world where robots literally came this close to taking over the world and murdered the shit out of basically everyone Zarya ever knew, she left behind a really promising olympic-tier career to go home and be a patriot and fight the filthy fucking omnics trying to murder her countrymen.

Omnics aren't people, so it's not racism. They're bloodthirsty murderbots and need to be wiped out.
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>>339981452
>>339981389
>>339981529
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>>339982247
>its just color behavior has nothing to do with it

ebin
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>>339982290
Don't say mean things about Zenyatta
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>>339978758
I want her to carry me in her arms and tell me "Vse budet horosho, moya lyubov'. Vse budet horosho" as we ride into the sunset.
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>>339979495
Robots are not a race. They were made smart enough and instantly declared war on all humans, costing the lives of billions.
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>>339981403
I honestly don't see it. Not a prefered trait for mid-country ranchers i guess
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>>339982439
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>>339982489
Is it still mean if it's true?
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>>339978758
Because it turned out she was a kick in the face towards SJWs on account of her being extremely racist, conservative, determined and patriotic.
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>>339982442
>all people of a certain color or group entirely the same and vary in no way
>except my race because we are perfect t
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If anything it'd make more sense if Dva had pink hair
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>>339982538
Qactually the omnics never actually did anything. The God AI did
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>>339982667
I want Zarya to squeeze the semen out of my dick with her vagina muscles.
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>>339982465
Is it me or is playing Zarya on defense way easier?

It's strange because in comps I see Zarya being played only on offense. But from the 6+ hours of Zarya I have played, it seems Zarya is better at putting up shields, charging, attacking all she can, and then falling back when the shield part of her health is gone.

In defense this is easy to do. There is always safe cover and the enemies come to you. But in offense it's really hard to pull off. Is she good at something else that I am not exploiting?
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>mfw blizzard tricked sjws into praising a racist bodybuilder
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>>339981674
>implying niggers and rapefugees are your problem

bravo, another great misdirection by the powers that be

think on who holds your leash, and who inflames these comparative non-issues in a time of political activity, and who benefits from this misdirection
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>>339982667
Sounds like a SJW
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>>339981674
>wouldn't have to deal with niggers and rapeugees
You wouldn't have to deal with people with a specific skin coloration and the certain percentage of rapists that happen to have another ethnicity?
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>>339982832
Amen. Never enough muscle girls
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>>339982716
who said white people cant be generalized? Its just that they arent shit like niggers
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>>339983114
heh
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Can someone post some examples of Zarya being racist and nationalistic? I dont have the game
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>>339982913
Zarya and Roadhog benefit from being able to run and let their cooldowns reset while their allies cover them. Roadhog because of his one two fuck you hook and Zarya because of her "go on, hit me" bullshit.
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>no Nazi themed character

Not even once, Blizzard.
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>>339981878
Zarya? True that
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>>339983212
>Racist
She's just being patriotic, Anon, blame those fucking scrappers for trying to kill her people
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>>339983212
>major theme is robot rights after major robot war
>zarya was forced to drop her life and kill robots in defense of the motherland
>now extremely racist against robots
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WHO GLORIOUS COMBAT HERE?
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>>339983212
Pretty much anytime she's teamed up with Zenyatta. Or play her on Numbani
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>>339980467
Any subject can be a good story telling or character building trait if it's well written.

This can include murder, deception, racism, bigotry, any of it. Be it negative or positive, good writing is good writing.

Now explain why must we be inclusive close minded and happy go lucky twenty four fucking seven when it's not how the world works in the first place. We're not drones.
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>>339982913
Weird cause I find her easier to play on offense.

As far as playing offense goes
>Bait and lure foes into your teammates
>Shield teammates from afar
>scatter nests with your lob and and draw them out with your ult

I just play her like the glass cannon she really is
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>>339981937
This is a future non-harmful coloration
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She didn't. Ugly bitch in a shit game. Fuck you and fuck her.
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>>339980725
Exactly.
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>>339983392
>forced
She willingly dropped everything to rush back and fight the omnics, Anon. She's a fucking hero.
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>>339983376
>>339983392
>>339983448

Lads, I don't have the game, but would love to see some examples of this
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>>339983103
>>339981641
/pol/ always misses the point its incredible how they claim to be end of all redpilled goddamn
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DUDE, WHAT IF ONE HERO WAS TANK, SUPPORT AND DPS ALL IN ONE
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>>339982034
This
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I just don't like her pink hair. It sticks out too much.
I have no other problems with her character design.
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>>339982808
Oh you're right, the robot with a gatling gun in it's chest and a machine gun for a hand was innocent and built for peace.
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I groaned when I got it, but this skin and pose have seriously grown on me because of how upset it makes nerds.
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>>339978758
IM GOING FOR THE DONUT STICKS
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>>339978758
I was pretty put off by her look, I admit

However, after playing her (possibly the most fun off-tank concept in a while) I've really warmed up to the character too

Don't judge a book by its cover, boys
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>>339982290
This guy gets it. Zarya has prejudice for legitimate reasons. It may not make her right, but you understand where it comes from.
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>>339983665
Absolutely disgusting.
When are they gonna release a skin for her where she wears a cute dress and cute hair?
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>>339978758
the worst thing about Zarya is that you cant even play her until you get her winter outfit
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zarya ult makes the best potg's
speaking of which i just lost to a team with 2 zarya. after I poped my zeniyatta ult to stop one of theirs, the other popped another and then "justice rained from above"
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>>339981681
When it comes to racism and sexism they still are.
For instance, Cataclysm was supposed to come after a south seas expansion. This was planned since before they even finished the content patches for vanilla.
The south seas expansion was canceled when Activision found out that black humans were the main population of the south seas. The elemental plane expansion was pushed up in the queue and they salvaged what they could from the south seas expac, like the goblins and worgen. Then they had to come up with something to fill the new gap, which is where Mists of Pandaria came from.
Basically this means that racism is the reason we will never get to go to Kul Tiras in WoW

More recent examples include the long-running "male blood elves are gay XD lmao" dead horse, which has sustained a pretty major beating in WoD, the existence of several 'major' female lore figures which are basically just forced hetero love interests for male characters, the fact that all remotely important human characters are white, and Blizzard's responses to all the times they get called out on this shit.
People whine about shit like Sylvanas putting on real armor, or Yrel being "forced so hard" as though this is progressive and not 15 years behind the curve.
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>>339980000
>>339980675
>>339980000
>People never heard of HGH
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>playing Zarya while you could play Reinhardt and Hammerdown on nerds.
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>expected a quality thread about zarya
>instead got a bunch of whiny SJWs complaining about muh racism and muh /pol/
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>>339983818

>shoots the wall and kills herself
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>>339983818
nice job with killing yourself at the end
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>>339983204
White people are all child molesters since statistics show white people are the largest xomitters of it
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best 1000 credits ive spent
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>>339978758
REMOVE OMNIC
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>>339983868
Zarya is a devastating off-tank if played right, but cannot tank on her own.

She must complement a Rein or Winston for effectiveness, which reflects how she's used in the (currently shallow) competitive scene
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>Zarya runs towards you with her shield up
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>>339983979
wasn't me, I was the mei who died
we won that game too but it was still a funny potg
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Honestly my only problem with her design is the hair. It just doesn't look good.
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>>339981641

>IQ statistics
>country demographics in relation to quality of life are not facts
>crime statistics are not facts
>it's all social issues created by outside influences

don't be so obtuse

it's inherently racist to deny racial differences anyway. you are making it strictly about skin colour to justify your own lack of knowledge and vilify the opposition. sad.
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>>339979412
>steroids ensuring an early death
All myths
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I want a Zarya skin that gives her a leather jacket and a nose ring for maximum dyke
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>>339978758
I like that she hates those fucking omnibots as much as i do.
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>>339983580
>Zarya: (to Bastion) I have destroyed more of your kind than I can count.

>Zarya: How do I trust a man who is half machine?
>Genji: The heart of a man still beats inside of me.

>Zarya: I've got my eye on you, Omnic.
>Zenyatta: And I shall watch your back in turn.

>The humans who live here are fools to trust the Omnics. They will see. [In reference to Numbani]

http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Zarya/Quotes

They don't all have sound clips uploaded yet.
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>>339984024
>costume corrects the character completely
>character becomes new main go-to tank when shit gets real
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>>339983452
I didn't say that. I only asked since people were simply listing "is racist" as a sole reson for liking her
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>>339978758
gross
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>>339983204
>kentucky and west virginia don't exist
>chavs don't exist
>this delusional
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>>339978758
>Was expecting her character to essentially be "Fuck you [insert male character name here] I can do what you do just as good!"
>Instead get a cute Russian nationalist rippling with delicious muscle and PotGs
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>>339984142
What if Zenyatta is the secret Junkrat found and is shuttibg Junkrat up lest he Discord Orbs him for life.

Zenyatta is Omnic Skynet in hiding.
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>>339983990
Yea just look at Rotherham...wait.
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>>339978758
zarya's fucking great. only thing that sucks is the pink hair, makes her look like a brain-dead retard
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>>339984142
>>Zarya: I've got my eye on you, Omnic.
>>Zenyatta: And I shall watch your back in turn.
Zenyatta is pure! Pure! Do not bully Zenyatta.
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>>339983665
I use this skin as well. I find it oddly cute for some reason, maybe if the Arctic skin didn't have that shitty visor I'd use more.

>>339983794
This
She needs a cute skin
>>339983868
>flanking Rein and shoving the Buster rifle into his face
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>>339984286
The secret Junkrat found is probably related to the Omnica Corporation and/or the God Programs.
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>>339984238
That feel no one fucking ever joins in my Hammerdown fest.

Fuck you guys, when I hammer down you are supposed to fuck them up with me.
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>>339981375
>this is the future
I've always wondered the rules for the weight lifting competition she won. Like are cybernetics allowed? What about genetic modifications? How about talking gorillas, can they enter too? When you think about it drugs are probably the last thing people are concerned about in it
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>>339984250
>chavs
>white
and the white parts of those states are still better than nig infested holes
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>>339984421
I actually enjoy playing Zen just because his voice lines keep my from being salty
>die
>"repetition is the path to mastery"
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>>339984117
I agree with this anon.
Technically we should all look to the glorious average IQ of 104 of Hong Kong and South Korea.
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>>339984029
Indeed
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Because you're all fucking retarded and underage.
Her trope has NOTHING to do with tumblr and everything to do with anti-communist wartime propaganda.
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>>339984464
it always fucks with their hitboxes so bad for me that I can't seem to land a hit with a gun for some reason
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>>339978758
She looks like a disgusting bull dyke, and a lazy character design at that.. it's like they were gonna make some generic dude, but because of too many T&A complaints decided: hey lets make a female instead - just change the hair bit, ah that's the ticket!

I mean just look at her, she looks so bland and unfinished. I hope she gets some decent skins in the future because I actually enjoy playing the character.
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>>339984142
>>Zarya: I've got my eye on you, Omnic.
>>Zenyatta: And I shall watch your back in turn.

The quote is "Watch your back, Omnic"

Pretty awesome response from Zen
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>>339984691
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>>339984691
I pulled it from the wiki, accuracy may vary.
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>>339984238
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>>339983003
more mei

>>339984425
more cute muscle girls
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>100 Energy
>damage boost
>mfw
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>>339984479
Prolly different classes for each of those. Gorillas aren't a standard thing tho, currently only Winston. The rest probably died already
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Skin wearing Vasquez's gear from Aliens pls.
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Zarya is lewd as fuck

>Get in there
>I will break you

I could only be happier with her if she had a better hair colorand a canon dick
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More Zarya pics!
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>>339985062
She's a Dmitrys ripoff, of course she has a dick.
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>>339985062
>shad
Get out of here with that garbage. You could have picked any other dozen artist, but you went with that fag.
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>>339985168

Get over it anon
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>>339980665
Because she's not actually fat. She's more like modern Velma in that the bulky clothing is hiding a fit body and nice ass.
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>>339985047
I need this
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>>339978758
shes a better tank than d.va who uses a fucking mech
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>>339985164

But I want it confirmed, so she'd get more porn with a dick.
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>people complaining about the hair

what about this then
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>>339979412
Her clit must be so massive that it looks like a cock (A side-effect of a lot of women who do steriods)
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>>339985341
She barely has porn without one. Be fucking patient.
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>>339981363
If you are lesbian or an unattractive overweight tumblr female then I guess I can see why you like her.
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>>339985517

Untrue, theres definitely more without it, though 90% is all shit - and no I won't be patient, theres a gajillion tracer shit out there even though that cunt is a vanilla teenager with absolutely nothing special about her.
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>>339985401
It's the hair color that most people are complaining about, not the style
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>>339984117
>crime statistics are not facts
Well for one thing, oppressed minorities will naturally have a higher than usual crime rate as a result of hostility from the rest of society which leads to poverty, aggression and other risk factors that increase crime rate.
This is further exaggerated by the fact that the law enforcement has a significant bias as well. Many police departments are extremely corrupt(like new york) and the justice system is inherently biased against minorities thanks to negative stereotypes and the jury.
We can't pretend to know if race and crime rate have any correlation when so many other factors are in play and cannot be accounted for.

It was the same thing with LGBT and other mental illnesses. We'd never seen a society where they didn't have so many unrelated risk factors at play, so we made an erroneous connection between the two. Then, when things started to change and those unrelated risk factors began to fade away, people were shocked to discover that being an oppressed minority might actually have adverse effects of your mental health.
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>>339984464
>on Lijiang
>Entire enemy team on control point
>Only Rein and I alive
>Rein hammers down
>I Death Blossom
>Team kill
>He thanks me

That was the first, and only time so far I've actually played Reaper.
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>>339985519
>doesn't understand what a muscle fetishist is
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>>339980675
>biologic
It's also Biologically impossible for anyone to look like Reinhardt or Roadhog, but it's a cartoony videogame with exaggerated proportions.
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>>339983330
Reinhardt is like the german knights of old, you know. the guys the nazis looked up upon.
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>>339985631
How tall is Reinhardt? 7'5", right?
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>>339985401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYrkQL1bX4A
IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE TO BAKE A PRETTY CAKE
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>>339985614
Personally I'd be happy if her industrial hair was her default
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>>339983330
Mercy is a Swiss scientist who did experiments on people and wants to purge all omnics.
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>>339985616
>>339984117
>>339981641
>>>/pol/
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>>339985598
I mean she hardly has any porn at all. And with Blizz sperging out like it is right now, you have no choice but to wait.
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>Its another "team jerks off the mercy for healing one person" game
>Said mercy sat around on the floating platforms instead of going to help the point we were losing
I fucking hate these people
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>>339984067
>stop shooting
>teammates keep shooting
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>>339985640

>you will never fuck Zarya while she whispers russian insults in your ear

just end it all
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>>339980467
Zarya's design is like 100% pandering after Blizzard received complaints about the lack of varying body types in female characters. I was expecting a marysue and got a racist woman with muscles who wants to kill the robots that fucked up her life. Character flaws make for good characters, I'm not saying I like racism but it's cool that there's characters that have flaws (albeit justified ones) instead of all of them being unspoken for or totally inclusive.
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>>339984117
>oppressed from the ape-human ages
>still have to deal with the aftermath to this day
>have shittier life-conditions as such
>fail to see this and keep blaiming it on genetics
Ebin!
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>>339985801


well duh
but blizz spergout is irrelevant, I would really like them to push for the progressive audience and say that she is a tranny though

for one the outrage here would be great but the porn influx would grow a hundredfold
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>>339985631
>>339985754
Remember, Reinhardt is in a suit. Pretty sure his power armor does not reflect his actual body shape. If it did he'd be some creepy slenderman abomination with arms and legs almost twice the length of his torso and with little more than skin and bones on them.
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>>339985812
found the genji main who can't coordinate with the team and contests the enemy spawn doors
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>>339985614
I see.
How about this? Better?
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>>339985278
Have you seen her pants? Those are skin tight, she has thunder thighs
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>>339986080
But we've seen Reinhardt out of his armor. He is legitimately something like seven and a half feet tall outside of his suit.
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>>339986080
Go read his comic. He is huge.
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>>339986187

Thunder thighs imply muscular thighs, mei has nice fat thighs.
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>>339984607
ATTN: AIM AT THE GROUND RETARD, THEY'VE BEEN KNOCKED DOWN. I see fucking braindead idiots like you in games constantly, shooting directly over enemies who've been knocked down as if them falling shouldn't change where you shoot to damage them. You still have to hit them, they're not stunned and standing.
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>>339983639
Humans or the ai made them
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>best girl
Looks like you posted the wrong pic anon, I got you
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>>339978758

Why are people so bothered by pink hair?
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>>339986329
>a literal nigger

not even once

maybe once
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>>339985892
>no omnic robots raping Zarya

I want it.
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>>339985770
>>339986136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdaOT72ieXs

no
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>>339983949
>people who aren't on my extremist train are on another
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>>339986340
animals exhibit bright colors to warn predators that theyre poisonous

plus she /looks/ like a tumblr stereotype
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>>339986329
>best girl doesn't have a best skin

why even live
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>>339986340

Because it has been associated with vapid special-snowflake attentionwhores.

Very justified at that, that IS what women and these days men too, use pink hair for.
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>>339986075
>Wanting them to make something canon just so it would be more convenient for your fetish
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>>339978758
Her ushanka skin makes her look fantastic.
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>>339986287
thunder thighs has never meant muscle, it's always been fat stretched thighs
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>>339986457


Thats just forced masturbation, omnics are not people.
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>>339986305
It's harder for plebs with guns to hit prone enemies than it is for the glorious hammer master race to smash their shit in.
Besides, with fire strike and one or two hits Reinhardt does enough damage to kill anyone in the game. Unless he dies, he can and should kill everyone he knocked down before they get back up.
Unless maybe Lucio ulted or something.
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>>339985905
I like this
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>>339984117
>crime statistics are not facts
>Taking FBI stats as the be-all-end-all
The crime report that gets cited isn't anywhere near scientific, you know. It relies on self-reporting from local police departments.
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I want reddit to leave
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>>339986305
You have to realize most Overwatch players came over from Mobas where the animation rarely changed the hitbox
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>>339986634

That is simply wrong anon.
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>>339986640
You're right, they're akin to niggers.
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>>339986640
Neither are blacks and they still rape women
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>>339985236
How much damage does she do?
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Were the SJWs actually "tricked" into praising this character because of the dyed hair?
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>>339986743

Nah, they are akin to sophisticated dildos in this case.

>>339986779

Thats beastiality.
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>>339981674
>we wouldn't have to deal with niggers and rapeugees,
Reminder that the black people thing is totally your fault.
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