Anyone else here shipping D.Va X Hanzo?
I hope so much Blizzard will make this pairing canon to really take a stand for Japanese-Korean reconciliation. Overwatch can be more than just the next big online FPS, it can affect international relations for the better.
>>339976053
> shipping
Kindly delete yourself from earth.
>>339976053
Not happening. Her dad isn't a big fan of the Japs.
No, I ship all of the Overwatch girls with each other and also with myself
Token Lesbian Ship:
Tracer/Widow
MasterRace Ship:
Mercy/Reinhardt
Team Mom:
Mercy fucks everyone
Asia:
D.va Hanzo
Literally nobody cares, shit waifu:
Mei.
Dva is already a hooker so being a comfort woman isn't that unlikely for her.
>>339976247
All the more reason to make it happen
>>339976053
DERETE THIS JAPANESE GENONICE BEST DAY OF MY RIFE
>>339976053
NO! Shitfucking ship. I only ship Hanzo with-----and D.Va withmyself. The GOAT OTP 2bh
>>339976053
>Reconciliation.
>>339976053
>D.Va X Hanzo
but they don't even interact with eachother
>>339976053
>Not D.va and Widowmaker
Fuck off.
>>339976956
DELETE THIS
>>339976053
>having anything to do with Worst Korea
Any country that ouright bans porn deserves to be conquered
>>339976053
> shipping a jap with a gook
good luck with that buddy, those two races despise each other.
>>339977325
That's exactly why it's important to have this ship. To set an example and bring those nations closer together.
>>339976956
d.va andfutawidow is top tier.
Reaper and Mercy is where it's at.
It's all about the squishy Korean taking that firm all-American cowboy cock
>>339978495
Could that pairing be any more cliche?
>>339978923
That's why it works. They need to give Reaper an Angel skin to go with Devil Mercy.
>>339978332
You will always be mah nigger anon
>>339976607
stupid korean roach love is literally in the first 2 jap vocals.
>>339976247
someone post the "ah, you are motherfucker" d.va edit
These are the only ships that make a remote amount of sense:
>76xMercy
>76xReaper
>GenjixMercy
>ReaperxWidowmaker
>LucioxD.Va
>GenjixZenyatta
>TracerxWinston
>McCreexHanzo
>>339982263
>no tracer x widowmaker
>make sense
Yeah right.
>>339982263
>>LucioxD.Va
>>TracerxWinston
You've watched too much BLACKED porn
>>339982263
>LucioxD.va
>>339976053
hey faggot how about we keep our fucking agendas out of video games, yeah? It's all ready bad enough with the fucking libs trying to weasel their way into the industry.
I'll just leave this here
>implying any of you fuckers can argue against cold hard canon
>>339982528
Tracer and Widowmaker hate each other and Widow is straight as far as we know. Maybe bi.
>>339982583
Winston and Tracer actually have a very close friendship; if it wasn't for Winston, then Tracer would be a literal time ghost for eternity.
D.Va and Lucio are actually big fans of each other and their work.
>>339982708
What's so bad about supporting a ship when it's literally for world peace? Well, or at least far east asian peace.
>>339982946
So you think Tracer is enough of a nympho slut to fuck an actual monkey?
>>339982946
>implying Tracer isn't going to teach Widowmaker how to love again by servicing Widowmaker's longpenisrewinding time each time she gets her to climax, over and over again, until she gives Widowmaker the best orgasm she never knew she could have.
>>339983467
IDK, but it's a better pick than TracerxWidow since there's actual factual evidence to back it up.
>>339976956
Yes. YES
>>339982709
Everything from BB would be OP in OW and everything from OW would be UP in BB.
You can't compare the characters.
Genji x Mercy is canon, LITERALLY everyone knows this
>>339983467
http://exhentai.org/g/940613/8cd2b9cad2/
YesTL when
>>339984014
>shipping
>canon
>mattering
how new
>>339982263
>Genji and Mercy are cheating on their boyfriends with eachother
>>339982709
One beats a mexican to death with a pinata
The other has "feminism is awesome" as his catchphrase
>>339983498
>redemption mindbreak sex
>>339982263
>not 76xDVa
>Reaper with anyone
SHIT TASTE
>>339984682
>The other has "feminism is awesome" as his catchphrase
Whenever he kills a female character, so...
>>339984682
>the other has "feminism is awesome" as his catchphrase
are you being serious right now?
>>339984474
>page 1
>nose picking
>>339976462
>Team Cuck:
>Mercy fucks everyone while ReinHardt is watching
>>339984716
I bet the sub-humans who ship reaper are cucks
>>339984815
Look closer.
>>339983152
Stop being so fucking dramatic it ain't for world peace man. It's wrong to force something like that anyways those two countries hate each other for good reason too.
>>339976462
>Master race
>not Mercy x Genji
nope
>>339976607
holy shit, asians bring the toppest-tier bantz on /int/, don't they?
>>339984810
yeah he it's true its when every he kills a chick.
Is the chinese cartoon/saturday morning doodle confirmed yet?
>>339976462
>not Mercy/Soldier 76
Reinhardt is in his fucking 60s.
>>339976053
>Shipping Hanzo with anyone outside of redemption.
>>339983152
Are you seriously implying two fictional characters from the future world maybe "getting together" (whatever that means in terms of an FPS) can achieve worldwide peace?
>>339985230
so is Morrison, they were gen 0 Overwatch together
>>339985230
76 belongs to that spic loli
>>339984810
>>339984682
>"When you dominate Phoebe as Oscar Mike, he can sometimes utter the line "Attention all units, feminism is awesome!". The actual meaning behind the line is unclear, but it would seem Mike is excited that he can kill women without consequences and, in line with his lack of sense, attributes this to feminism, which is the movement that strives for equal treatment for women"
>>339985252
the only acceptable homo ship involving Genji is with Zenyatta
>>339984974
There is never "good reason" for the populace of entire nations to keep hating each other. Continued hate only serves the interest of the military industrial elites, whereas te comman man suffers from the consequences. If "forcing" an international pairing in some mindless video game can counteract the hate, it's a small price to pay.
>implign throl x mercy isn't canon
>implign it doesn't make the most sense of any ship since they're both eastern yuropean albinos
I bet they get into all sorts of trouble on oktoberfest.
Serious question.
Who in the cast would be attracted to Zarya?Hard mode: not another fucking woman.
>>339985253
Entertainment media was instrumental in normalizing homosexuality. Entertainment media can well do its part to mend international relations.
>>339985719
Reinhardt
I mean could you imagine?
>>339976053
>shipping
Fuck off out of here with your fanfic bullshit
>>339985719
Zenyatta seems like he'd be down for it
>>339985719
Winston
>>339976053
>shipping
>>>/tumblr/
>>339976247
but the guy in Gran Torino hated Koreans, not japs. You've got that backwards, S76 would have major beef with DVa, not Hanzo
>>339984352
Mercy
>trapped Genji's brain in a tin can
>didn't give him prosthetic dick, tongue or sensory perceptors for touch
>was a mental, emotional and psychological mess during and after his stay with Overwatch but nobody seemed to care
>most dialogue they share is a thank you from Genji for her saving or Rezzing him
Zenyatta
>saved Genji from his mental breakdown and from suicide
>taught him that being a cyborg is A-okay, he's still human at heart
>gave him purpose in his post Overwatch life, or rather enough of an incentive to start his own path
>convinced him to forgive his brother
>lots of close dialogue interaction shared between the two
>lives at the Nepal Iris monastery with Zenyatta
Nah.
next map in switzerland?
>>339985823
I don't think Reinhardt knows what sex is.
>>339985719
Reinhardt, Winston or Torb for sure.
Maybe Roadhog, too.
>>339985840
Don't corrupt my husbando like that anon
>>339976247
>soldier 76 is D.Va's dad
Where did this meme come from?
>>339986145
He's the oldest (and most dad-like) and she's the youngest and most childlike
>>339986145
dunno but it'scute
>>339976247
>mtn. hee-haw
lmao
what
>>339985960
>didn't give him a prosthetic dick, tongue or sensory perceptors for touch
>implying
a self-respecting doctor would never make such a mistake. Mercy was VERY careful to make sure that all of these things were handled to the T, and personally tested the full extent of their capabilities
>>339985230
everyones seen the pic a million times but its adorable
>>339986007
>implying this man doesn't demolish pussy on the regular even into his old age
>>339986067
Am I allowed to corrupt him?
>>339986207
Oldest is Reinhardt and Torbjorn, but they're more like grandpas than anything else.
>>339986339
My b senpai
>>339986316
he's got that girl working as his assistant, she seems to like him a lot, and they've got NOTHING to do in that van as they travel cross country...
>>339986285
In Hanamura, sometimes Genji will reflect how he misses the taste of ramen if you go to the ramen shop there.
AKA, guy can't eat or taste, if he can't even do that I doubt he has a dick anymore.
>>339983498
You do realize that her time-control only extends to her, right? Only mercy would be capable of that by resurrecting hercockafterwards.
'Alive' shows that it only affects Tracer multiple times. Sorry to burst your thought here, butsomeone had to do it. Might as well be me.
im shipping zenyatta x a neodymium magnet on his skull
>>339986316
Why is Reinhardt so fucking huge? The suit makes him a bit stockier ofc, but even without it he must be fucking space marine size.
What gives?
>>339986489
it's because his robot body doesn't allow for the intake of normal food. the only organic parts he's got left are a brain and a spine, all other parts are synthetic
>>339986292
>two characters being sad and reflecting on how hard their lives are
>""""adorable""""
look at how cute they are when they contemplate the horrors of war!
>>339986593
THE THRILL OF BATTLE ANON!
GLORIOUS COMBAT!I dunno either he likely got something done by Mercy.
>>339986325G-go on anon...
>>339986593He's a big guy
>>339986593
hes just a big guy
>inb4 4U
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/reinhardt-dragon-slayer
you can see how big he is compared to people even outside his armor
>>339986721
he was wearing that suit before Mercy even finished her undergrad
>>339986593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaXss09JDjQ
>>339976053
Why is everybody losing their shit over this dudebro game?
>>339978495
>not Mercy x Pharah
Shit taste.
>>339986870
Waifus
>>339986910
niceme.me
>>339986717
>le horrors of war
oh man golly maybe it was in no way reflecting on the feelings mercy obviously has for 76 as he looks on
no that would be dumb
>>339986986
yes, worrying every day that your loved one may be killed in combat is a horror of war
>>339987065
youre missing what i like about it
you should stop
>>339985462
>Continued hate only serves the interest of the military industrial elites,
>Japan and South Korea.
Nah man. All's I'm saying is that it's wrong to force your beliefs on others through propaganda even if it's positive. They been doing this shit for years and years with television but leftest wanna push it into video games too.
>>339986834
Man, Reinhardt is so cool
>>339986602
he has a face underneath the mask as well, or at least still has his human eyes. he takes the mask off at the end of the dragons short.
>>339976053
nigga this aint a game!
>>339987253
and Raiden still has his head above the bottom jaw, what's your point? There's still nothing organic below the neck
>>339987335
In one of his skins you can still see human arms actually.
>>339987335
person said he only had a brain and a spine, but he also has other bits of his face. just wanted to point out that we don't actually know how much of his organic body remains.
graduation photo from the winston short also shows one of his arms as being still mostly organic. for all we know most of the armor is actually just armor and he's only about 50/50
>>339987243
A boss among bosses
>>339987514
>graduation photo from the winston short also shows one of his arms as being still mostly organic.
It's not, it's before he had those white exo-skeleton plats added on.
>>339987514
his arms are definitely robotic, he stores his spare shurikens there. they just pop out from a space in his forearm.
plus, his body has tons of plugs and shit on his torso that look like some iron man shit, so that's probably robotic as well
>>339986834
do he and his assistant/mechanic ever fuck?
>>339980742
>d.va was adopted by lesbian couple mercy-pharah
when will tumblr stop?
>>339982709
Tbh Oscar Mike is better than Soldier 76 and has more tools. Then again, like somebody else said, BB characters would be OP when compared to OW characters.
>>339988014
I don't think that comic was meant to be serious, anon. you can tell because they drew DVA like Chen
>>339988126
so was this guy basically Captain America?
>>339988126
I'm glad that for every thousand pictures of OW porn we get, we occasionally get one that at least edges towards feelsy.
>>339988240
He's just an adorable old fart.
>>339988393
cute
more. i'm in the mood for cute.
>>339988240
Captain America never had it that bad, no.
>>339988393
I don't get it.
>>339986593
German engineering
where does Reaper get his freshly-loaded shotguns from?
>>339988730
She's more than strong enough to do it herself.
>>339982862
Well shit
>>339988545
Zarya is cute!
>>339988639
>Implying
>>339988730
>Mercy has a crush on S76
>flirts with him by having him open a jar
>gets turned on by watching him do it
>Zarya has a crush on McRee
>flirts with him by having him open a jar
>McRee tells her that's bullshit, she can open the jar on her own
>>339979127
Reaper would actually look good with a Diablo style angel skin
>>339988894
>Zarya at 16 years old
>>339988804
He's a wizard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-6BMY0XGz4
top 100
>>339988559
>>339988393
Mercy x S76 or Mercy x Genji, /v/?
>>339988730
Zarya's trying to figure out how to hit on boys, so she copies Mercy. The trouble is that Zarya can literally overhead press half a ton so jaded cowboy McCree just feels patronized.
>>339989078
Poor gerard
>>339988356
Who is the old guy?
I am assuming a gorilla with a tesla cannon and a jetpack could beat up an elderly man.
>>339989078
man SFM porn looks like garbage
>>339987807
It might only be his forearm or one of his arms. He probably also has his torso considering the "heart beating inside me" line
>>339988947
I always thought Zarya was a lesbian.
>>339989208
It's Kleese. He's a brilliant, slightly unstable scientist that can set up devices to rip open rifts in space time that damage enemies and restore shields to allies. He can also tear open a miniature black hole for a split second.
>>339989218
It CAN look good but it takes an extremely large amount of effort and time that is not really worth it.
So pretty much the same issue as MMD porn.
>>339989383
>muscle girls must be lesbians
>>339978750
A flustering young girl trying to prove herself to an older man who has the self respect to not date children is cute
>>339988936
Wait a moment... isn't his shield made of vibranium, a literally indestructible material?
>>339989667
That is thanos for you
>>339989667
>implying reality warpers and plot give a shit about vibranium
>>339988545
Don't do it anon!
That's how you turn into /co/mblur!
>>339976053
Am I in tumblr?
>>339976053
>it can affect international relations for the better
You cant be thaat fucking delusional
>>339989632
that could describe literally any of the male cast, they're all 35 or older
>>339985823
His rock hard pelvis slamming against her rock hard ass.
Aw shit man.
>>339982709
It took me like, 5 minutes to realize the guy on the right was a character from Battleborn.
Such memorable and distinct designs.
>>339986986
>MOISTURIZEME.jpg
>>339989781
so only Tumblr is allowed to like cute things? fuck you, anon
>>339989064
76 or Reinhardt
>>339990202
Reinhardts already got a girl
>>339990030
How are those any less memorable than OW's characters, though? And don't go citing personality now, since we are talking about visual design.
Reinhardt x Soldier 76
Foxy Grandpas
>>339990286
Because at least OW's designing wasn't a hack job and a horror show
>>339986007
please, reinhart is in a torrid relationship with JUSTICE
>>339990286
Overwatch's are a lot less cluttered.
One thing I noticed from most characters from BB I see posted is that their proportions are usually odd, and confusing. Not really in a way that looks neat and stylized either, just offputting. That and they usually have too much stuff going on, I hate the word but overdesigned is a way to put it.
>>339990271
>implying one woman is enough to satisfy Reinhardt
>>339990401
>A four armed witch
Seems plenty memorable to me
>>339990449
>implying that sex isn't justice
you know so little, anon
>>339990516
>Reinhardt
>cheating
cheating is not justice, nor is it chivalrous
>>339990286
For one, most, if not all Overwatch characters have a running theme that ranges from futuristic to cybernetic, while Battleborn characters are just a bunch of random assholes with mismatches proportions and ugly designs thrown into one big pile.
>>339986602
didnt genji show his face to hanzo in the animated short?
i think he is more like 2/3 machine.
>>339990286
OW's designs remind me more of TF2. Simple and recognizable from a distance.
BB's designs just feel overdesigned.
>>339990654
That's because they are people literally from all corners of the universe. There are more aliens than humans in the cast.
>>339990821
>OW's designs remind me more of TF2. Simple and recognizable from a distance.
BB designers completely forgot that the point of a silhouette in a video game is so that you can recognize the character immediately at a glance. they're all such a busy mess that you can't tell what the fuck you're looking at most of the time.
Does anyone else feel that Reaper is so outrageously edgy that he loops back around from being retarded, to being goofy as shit?
>>339990970
Gearbox's design philosophy is to make everything so le randumb XD and super epic!!!
Are LOL and DOTA2 characters memorable/iconic? What design differences are there between them?
>>339990970
That's not really true. It takes a bit of time, but once you've played the game for a bit, you can tell who's who at a glance.
The only design they fucked up in that regard is Whiskey Foxtrot and Oscar Mike. They look too much like eachother.
>>339991052
The entire cast makes fun of him for being an edgy faggot
>>339991052
Yeah, it's how he was designed, the game is aware of his edginess.
>>339991052
It's pretty impressive how edgy he is in a teen rated game with zero blood or profanity.
>>339991052
McCree as well. In fact, they have a voice line exchange on the topic:
>Reaper: You look ridiculous.
>McCree: Looked in a mirror lately?
Extra value since Reyes was McCree's mentor in Blackwatch, although McCree seems to have not liked him very much because he was a bit of a dick.
>>339991214
>Reaper starts working with Overwatch agents again
>everyone bullies him so hard for his edginess that he stops being edgy and rejoins the team
IT'S NOT A PHASE, GUYS. IT'S W H O I A M
>>339991153
I played LoL for a bit, and it has some really fun and memorable designs like Vel'koz, Kog'maw, Braum, and Maokai. However LoL personally has the problem of having way too many designs that just look like regular people.
Like, most of the male designs are fine but the female designs are really samey in LoL.
>>339990030
>Implying this isn't a good design
Mercy x pharah is best and only
>>339991517
would be better if he was wearing real clothes, and if his suit wasn't literally metal bolted to his body
>>339991517
One decent design in a pile of really shitty designs doesn't make up for anything.
>>339986145
Soldier 76 is everyone's dad
>>339991517
>le classy steampunk gentleman *sips tea*
Implying it is
>>339991276
Mercy would literally never be that mean to Genji
>>339991676
Even Reaper?
>>339991517
He's the Zenyatta of Battleborn.
>>339988894
I never knew I wanted teen Zarya until now.
>>339990750
yeah, but that still doesn't rule out the possibility that his body rejects food
>>339991708
>implying she wasn't mean enough to trap him in a metal body and leave him to suffer instead of putting a bullet in his head
>>339991654
>Implying this isn't a good design
>Shipping
Overwatch is becoming the next Undertale I see
>>>/vg/
>>339991517
I like pic related but I think it's because I'm a furshitter
>>339976462
Best pairing is clearly Phara/Mercy.We need more Pharmacy porn
>>339976053
>mfw y/u/ri goggles were securely on when exploring the OW characters
>can't even enjoy delicious CMWF shit with Raiden x Mercy
Meh, Mercy being a cradle robbing lesbo with D.Va is fine for my boner at least.
>>339991814
Nah that one is pretty shit.
Ye lost me.
>>339989667
How is it forged if its indestructible?
>>339991806
>implying that becoming a cyborg ninja isn't the coolest shit ever
if you woke up tomorrow, and had a Raiden body, you'd be stoked as fuck, don't lie
>>339976053
fuck off with these threads
50% of people who bought overwatch already quit
15% got refunds
its hypercasual trash
it goes in the trash
there is a board where you can post these questions, there is a thread on that board where you can make these post, its called /vg/
and its called overwatch general
>>339991625
>>339991842
W R O N G
R
O
N
G
It's Mercy x Genji
>>339991276
>Mercy can literally see a person's soul and bring them back from the dead
This isn't science.
It's fucking magic.
>>339991715
He's pretty much the opposite personality-wise, though. He's a massive snob that looks down on people of lesser status and wealth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niUsSi7JfGY
>>339991912
I honestly expected Genji to have a super edgy backstory, when instead he was just partying and hanging out with chicks instead of being an expert ninja.
>>339991912
I dunno m8, whether I have a dick, a new cyber dick or no dick at all would be a major base breaker.
So who was the gay one?
>tfw I go in Overwatch threads when I Don't own the game
Anyone else do this?
Got I miss the beta.
>>339992078
the one no one expected:McCree
>>339991941
DIE DIE DIE
>>339991367
>Reaper tries to bantz with half the cast
>They all end up BTFOing him out
Feels like the guy is getting bullied 24/7.
>>339991828
Dude looks like Storm Eagle from MMX
>>339992015
He had his Raiden period but now he's chill thanks to Zenyatta.
>>339992016
>implying that Mercy didn't give him a cyber dick
anon pls. like any cyborg-maker wouldn't think of taking care of literally any guy's first demand upon receiving their new body
He's got a chest full of them for different situationsthat Mercy can lock away to tease him
>>339992195
there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with bullying Reaper.
he will learn to calm his edginess, even if he must do it the hard way!
>>339986593nanomachines, son
>>339992292
I would play a game about edgy Raiden genji
Is it this >>339986292 or >>339988126 that is the original?
>>339992321
>He's got a chest full of them for different situations
O-oh my...
>>339992510
Just mod MGR:R so you have a genji skin. You even get to kill Omnics (metal gears)
>>339976247
Only us gaymers get this reference
>>339990401
At least post the real abomination.
>>339992918
Those are some fucked proportions
>>339992918
what the fuck
>>339992918
Did they try and attempt to make the charger from left 4 dead?
>>339992918
W-Wow, I would sure love playing as him!
so we've all agreed that DVa belongs to McRee, right?
>>339991901
I want those muscles to milk the semen from my dick as her strong legs lock around my waist
>>339993413
I think you mean mecree belongs to soldier76
>>339992918
Attikus is actually pretty fun to play, though.
>>339993709
/y/ leave
>>339993641
pharah is CUTE
>>339993735
Speaking of awful designs, that penguin one is probably the second dumbest BB design.
>>339991905
>How is it forged
its not
>>339993918
Toby? What's wrong with him?
>>339994110
>le epic penguin design
take a guess
>>339994191
What is "le epic" about a penguin?
>>339994083
was it just discovered already in shield shape?
and if you can't forge it, how did they strap handles to it?
>>339994278
idk I'm just being dumb
D.Va/Genji makes more sense because they both spent a lot of time hanging out at the Hanamura arcade.
>>339994469
almost 20 whole years apart, the arcade probably looks nothing like it did back then
>>339976053
Get out.
>>339994469
Genji already has a partner
>>339994110
Literally xPenguin of D00Mx
Who could handle this?
>>339994656
shut up Freud, you were wrong about everything
>>339994674
yeah he does. Mercy.
>>339994796
Reinhardt
>>339994681
But that couldn't be more wrong. He isn't "random" at all. In fact, he resents the fact that no one takes him seriously due to his looks and is immensely insecure because of this.
>>339994110
Doesn't deliver the concept of penguin in a mecha very well. Without prior knowledge most people just see a generic robot and overlook the penguin or just see it as a grey robot face.
>>339994948
*hanzo
>>339995136
incestfags pls go
>there are people here actually arguing for their ship
are you all havin a giggle or should you all just take it to tumblr
>>339995136
Hanzo is fucking McCree
>>339995273
nothing wrong with having fun
>>339978332
I would like to see more of this.
Genji should have Zenyatta, Mercy, D.Va and Hanzo and also have room for more. Debate me
>>339995541
Genji isn't Mormon
>>339994796
We need more of Zarya's huge ass
>>339976053
>/v/ unironically shipping
what has this place come to?
>>339988356
kleese from battleborn
>>339991676
Damn kids, get off my lawn!
>>339991790
totaly possible or, like, he must blend everything he eat or can just consume some sterile nutrient because he doesnt have a full digestive system anymore
>>339995932
>DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>339991676
He's my daddy all right.
Reminder that Blizzard copied Winston wholesale from AT-43
>>339996173
sweet
>>339990030
I just think most of those names are stupid.
>>339993641
wow, really look like korra in this pic......except without all the failure
>>339996309
>without all of the failure
JUSTICE RAINS FROM AUUGH
>>339996173
Reminder that Starcraft AND Warcraft is literally a rip of Warhammer and nobody cared
>>339996426
ok, i kek'd. good one anon
ill rephrase: without ALL THAT failure
>>339991842
We do indeed.
>>339996564
Why, though? Why does Blizzard seem to have a free pass to almost outright plagiarize things?
>>339996753
because they pretty much did it better in their own way and their games are polish
>>339997040
>Warcraft and Starcraft
>Better than Warhammer Fantasy and 40k
>>339994570
They still have a common hobby, which is more than D.Va and Hanzo have in common. In fact, Hanzo would probably look down on D.Va for living closely to how Genji used to live.
>>339993641
I want everything you just said so bad
>>339987298
OMG DELETE THIS FUCKING SHIT VERSION OF THE IMAGE
THE JOKE WAS THAT IT VAGUELY RESEMBLED MCCREE AND WINSTON YOU DONT NEED TO MAKE IT FUCKING OBVIOUS SO EVERY IDIOT ON FACEBOOK OR REDDIT GETS THE JOKE YOU FUCKING IMBECILE PIECE OF SHIT
>>339994308
>the only was metal can be worked is if its forged or naturally found in a specific shape
it was molded you twat
>>339998145
open-press forging, or melting and molding, is a type of working the metal you dingus
>>339998145
How do you mold a metal that cannot be melted down or otherwise made malleable?
>>339997206
>Hanzo is disappointed in D.Va's lifestyle
>becomes a mentor figure to help guide her towards a more responsible lifestyle
was this supposed to be an argument AGAINST Hanzo x D.Va?
>>339998630
Then D.Va refuses just like Genji did and Hanzo maims her to the point where we have another cyber ninja. Do you really think D.Va would give up video games? Or her celebrity life style?
>>339998830
so the result is either
1. a hot ship
2. another cool cyborg ninja
not seeing the problem here
>>339994796
I want Zarya's muscular ass on my face.
>>339999047
Someone needs to draw D.Va as a cyber ninja who can fuse with her mech.
>>339998830
Hanzo only fought Genji because his family forced him to. Given the choice, that wouldn't happen
>>339989064
It's 76 x Mercy and Genji x Zenyatta.
I think the strongest argument against D.Va x Hanzo is the fact it would uncritically support harmful heteronormativity. So unless Hanzo is revealed to be a FtM transman OR D.Va is actually a MtF transgirl, this ship can't sail.
>>339999207
would probably be better than D.Va right now desu
fuck her up, Hanzo. She needs a buff
>>339999476
epic bait
unless you weren't being sarcastic, in which case shut up
>>339985113
You mean white people with VPNs.
>>339999476
kys
>>339999596
She's fine though. Cyber D.Va would still be awesome.
>>339999375
shut your mouth, Zenyatta is a celibate monk. He's married to the Iris
>>339999999
>>339999674
Are you 14 years old?
>>339998470
>How do you mold a metal that cannot be melted down or otherwise made malleable?
dont make assumptions. it can be melted
>>339999810
shh
>>340000564
He's no longer a part of the Iris monks and their practices though. He goes on and off to do his own things now, whatever that may be.
>>339992918
For some reason, he seems like he would be a lot better as a boss in No More Heroes.
>>340000756
But that would mean it's not indestructible
>>339986339
The oldest without being senile.
Mercy x 76 best.
>>340001420
>tfw your ship is winning
>yurifags are quickly being left in the dust
>>340001420
>>340001502
which is it???
>>340001556
it's an easy choice anon.
>>340001502
>>340001670
>Implying genji isnt gay for the Zenyatta robot harmony dick.
>>340001420
>>340001554
>liking old men
hentai addicts pls
>>339993709
>belongs to soldier76
>not Hanzo
kys
>>340001851
whatever makes you feel better you slashshipping ponce.
>>340001142
no it doesnt. pick up a dictionary
>>339996564
right because GW never rips anything off.
>>340001915
>implying Mercy isnt almost in her 40's
>>340002049
>Indestructible: incapable of being destroyed, ruined, or rendered ineffective
melting your shield is rendering it ineffective, and might be described as ruining it
>yfw Reinhardt was born in the 90's
>>340002124
Morrison should still be at least 20 years her senior
>>339988936
Who cares. Cap is Hydra Agent. LONG CON.
>>340002479
>implying that this won't be reverted by the end of the summer
>>340002216
good thing the only arguing that the shield is indestructible is you
>>339976053
I ship D.va x me
>>340002321
So if Reinhardt is 61, and Tobjorn is 57, how old are Morrison and Reyes?
>>340002713
i ship me X(you)
>>340002598
Apparently they've been planning this out since 2014. It's fucking stupid in my opinion and basically ruins the character.
>>340003036
they did the same thing when Doctor Octopus took over Spider Man, but that was gone within the year
>>339993641
>tfw no qt Pharah gf
>>340003187
that doesn't look like pharah that looks like a young danny trejo.
>>339976053
How long until D.Va stabs Hanzo 20 times as a result of him turning down her marriage proposal?
>>340003395
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>340003431
Japanese-Korean relations
>>340003187
hideous spic
>>339989937
Winston's 29 and Lucio's 26
>>339984474
The censorship is pretty bad, not as bad as some I've seen but I can't fap to it. Shit scan too.
>>339986593
Gigantism and SUPERIOR GERMAN GENETICS
>>339987986
Do they ever NOT fuck?
>>340003895
when he's fighting
besides, occasionally she must protect Reinhardt's smile, so that he can protect everyone else's
>>339994796ME______
>>339976053
>shipping
Fucking kill yourself.
Dva and Roadhog is where it is at boyz
>>340004312
delete this
>>340004312
>post art where he's about to slice her fucking head off, suck down the insides and then proceed to use her hollow skull as a cup for her blood
I don't think you're a real shipper.
>Shipping
This site seriously took a 180 degree turn in it's community.
>>340004551
We're a few years away from headcanon.
>>340004551
>>340004757
There's LITERALLY nothing wrong with shipping or having headcanons.Fanfiction on the other hand, yeah that shit can burn for all I care.
>>340004312
D.va's dad won't appreciate that.
>>339984996
>honorary aryan instead of an actual aryan
>Zenyatta x Genji shippers
Absolute cancer, almost as bad as Junker shipping.
They're already reconciled in their hatred of American soldiers due to them raping at a metric per 100,000 citizens comparable to the lowest income areas of South Africa.
>>340005787
Hold on.
Koreans rape citizens and this makes them okay with Japan because they hate American soldiers?
>>339982263
>no pharah x mercy
DROPPED
it's canon. CANON!
>>340006023
No, US bases in Okinawa and parts of South Korea have marines that rape an absurdly high amount of people. Especially in Okinawa, where it's mostly little children or sometimes 9 month old babies.
>>340002923
76 is 50 and Reyes is 48 IIRC.
>>340005710
How is it bad when its one of the most sensible and close relationships in the game?
gibe short r34 ideas that are lore friendly
hard mode : give the writing
>>340002923
Anon...they're both dead.
>>340001969
>Caring about Genjis ass when Roadhogs glorious belly exists
>>340006425
It's like shipping Daniel and Mr. Miyagi.
I don't want to know about what Daniel-san waxes.
>>339991712
Specially reaper
>>340006198
No True American rapes. The rapists must be agents of the Jewish Agenda or the Korean girls are just lying and secretly wanted the American dick but were ashamed of themselves later.
>>340007227
I want to sleep on it
>>340007865
That shit expands and contracts so much it would push you off on its own.
>no soldier 76 x tracer
why live
>>340008136
Not if I'm heavy
>>340008361
Good luck then.
>>340007227
>tfw none of the female heroes have bellies
>>340008479
Thanks
>>339976053
>shipping
Fuck of tumblr
>>340008636
but I want to impregnate and marry D.Va
So if you're her then logic dictates I'd wanna do that to you
>>339998994Why am I starting to like that ship?
>>339976053
dokdo belongs to korea, fag
>>340008581
You have Mei.
>>340008893
I guess, but it really doesn't compare to Mako'sbarring fan-art, of course
>>340008893
>Have his Toa skin
>that Highlight intro doesn't make sense with it because his stomach's covered
>>340000564
Lies anon, we all know he's fucking bitches
>>339994110
>>339993735
>>339992918
>>339991828
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