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What are some good boxing games?F
>>339901953
Punch Out
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>mods deleted a thread where people were actually talking about fighting and boxing games because there was a non-vidya side topic
Check out Brawlhalla, small free and active fightin' gaym on steem
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Fight Night Round 3
>Ali vs Ali slug match
>no blocking only leaning and moving
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Are there any games that feature actual fighting mechanics like shin kicking and biting
ADRIAN
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>>339902198
Mike Tyson was a much better boxer, and this might sound ludicrous, but he was a better, albeit dumber person.
>>339902483
seriously fuck that fag mod
there was good discussion going on there
Also import the Hajime No Ippo games
>>339901953
Are there any boxing games where I can lock up lightning and throw thunder in jail?
Some genres were perfected on the very first attempt.
That's why you don't see many boxing games that aren't Punch Out.
these threads are getting deleted, but I don't know why. The death of Ali makes me want to talking about boxing games. Why is that wrong?
OH GOD IT'S FUCKING TRUE.
>>339902483
I hate that bullshit, this is suppose to be a gamers hangout, we could discuss other things and not just games. Just how like gaming podcast sometimes touch other subjects.
>>339902629
I lost every fight in high school and people still treat me like I'm going to murder someone for looking at me wrong. help
>>339902621
Mike Tyson raped someone.
>>339902670
No, when Pratchett died we had a lengthy discussion about the Discworld games and the sadness that came with there never being another good one.
>>339902734
Is it rape and battery?
>>339901953
>Ali died
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Also all Punch-Out games althought they're less about actual boxing and more a game of concentration.
Boxing is only good as a sport. It's worthless as a self defense tool.
>>339902791
>>339902670
I misread that as "is that wrong" instead of why is that wrong. The answer is it isn't, mods are being fags.
>>339902869
Is it really?
I don't know how to fight. I'm harmless.
>>339902791
Luckily his shithead of a daughter made a good decision not to ruin the series with her filth and instead let it rest in peace
he really wasn't a good guy though
I'm not going to be paying any respects to a muslim black supremacist
>>339902869
>being fit and able to take a punch is worthless in self defence
yes pure boxing isn't a great self defense strategy but I sure as shit dont want to get in a street fight with a practiced boxer.
LOL
>>339903015
Is it really that much of a leg up?
Boxers are only human, parkinsons exists.
Zeno Clash is sort of like boxing. Fucking weird as hell, though. Stay away from the sequel.
Reach
>>339902734
At least he wasn't a draft dodger. That's much worse. In today's terms, that's almost like joining ISIS.
>>339902869
It helps you stay calm under pressure and be able to predict where the person will be punching through body language. It'll do nothing to stop a kick in the bollocks though.
anyone remember this and the Police version in the arcades?
the movement detection was super impressive for its time
I used to play a boxing game on Ps1, i had a career mode, FOV mode. It showed a news paper after each fight. Does anyone remember its name ?
>>339902734
Wasn't his ex-wife a lying, manipulative piece of shit who only wanted his money?
Who is the greatest video game boxer?
>>339902734
>implying he did
>>339902869
Being able to throw a halfway decent punch already puts you ahead of almost every thug out there.
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>>339903221
I remember the episode where Batou took on that seasoned boxer. I wonder if it's like that in real life.
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>>339903310
I've never met her.
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>>339903263
forgot pic
>>339902935
If you get in a real fight you'd want to be able to utilize everything at your disposal. Grapples, weapons, environment, etc. factor into play, not to mention that boxing itself has no real defense for below the belt or if you become prone. Why you think all those asian martial arts have a wider variety of moves and disciplines and shit, including ones about using weapons?
Dead nigger.
Only one I played was Ready 2 Rumble Boxing, but I don't remember if it was good or not.
>>339903408
alive faggot
>>339902198
>>339902631
But this game is awful
>le quirky """"funny"""" characters
>lack of weight classes
>lack of advances mechanics
>>339901953
that's what u get for changing your name to muhammad
>>339903215
dodging the draft because you don't wanna die in a war you don't support is not nearly in the same ballpark of immorality as raping someone.
>>339903445
Go back to tumblr.
>>339902621
>implying Mike Tyson was a good boxer
>>339903387
I don't know how to fight, I'm marginally ahead of most people in a fist fight because I can gauge body language pretty well, but that doesn't mean much in terms of putting people down.
I can see how boxing would be amazing for defense, but self-defense is another story entirely. in b4 what is the difference between defense and self defense.
>>339901953
Fight Night Champion has been my go to Boxing Simulation Game.
Also F
>>339903215
Blind patriotism is cancer
>>339903531
>I'll take all the benefits of living in this country with none of the responsibilities
Maybe he should've lived in Africa.
>>339901953
Literally unironically who?
Good night Cassius Clay, you dead racist bastard
Fight Night Round 3
>>339903621
that's not the point you fucking idiot, you're comparing apples to oranges, stop moving the goal posts
>>339903629
Some nigger from 50 years ago.
>>339903643
He was basically a /pol/ user in an alternative universe.
>>339903694
owtheedge.jpg
i bet half of this thread wasnt even born when Ali was fighting
>>339903643
didn't he go fucking apeshit when someone called him by his real name?
>>339903629
I'll just give you the benefit of the doubt and presume that you aren't being serious.
>>339903603
How the hell do i read this shit
>>339903629
How old are you and what country are you from out of curiosity?
Tyson > Ali
>>339903387
>It's an "ASIAN IS SUPERIOR" poster
I gotta ask, despite this being most likely bait, have you ever been in a fight before?
>>339903752
Well he's been dead longer than the thread has even existed.
>>339903621
ignoring your own constitution to get bodies for a unpopular war
>>339901953
>Muhammad Ali dead
>tfw I want to say Fire Pro Wrestling even though it's not boxing just because no one ever talks about that game
>>339903797
Find your birthday
If the number is 100 or below, you get a free ticket to vietnam
>>339903797
if you roll lower than 100 you are definitely going to Nam
less then 200 is a maybe
>>339903859
>Ready 2 Rumble for the memes
>Fight nights for the simulation
>victorious boxer (Ippo game) for the weabs
>>339903539
>implying he wasn't
you don't know jack shit
>>339903940
>>339903753
I don't really get why, Cassius sounds like a badass roman gladiator name, it sounds like he fought along side Spartacus or some shit.
>>339902734
"She called me a rapist and a recluse.
I am not a recluse"
-Mike Tyson
>>339903603
>321
I wouldn't have had to fight in a pointless war
>>339903986
>Ippo will never fuck his bitch
>Ippo will never beat the spic
>>339903387
t. Weeb who watches too match anime and has never won a fought
>>339904028
>>339903928
5/5 I'm free
>>339903603
>186
Might be fine
>>339903603
>Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday. You're going to 'nam!
>>339904121
>>339902734
He didnt
Whore did false accusations because she wanted attention.
>>339903539
>implying he wasn't
he was a heavyweight champ by the time he was like 20. that's p. incredible
>Watch a bunch of Ippo
>Check out real boxing
>It's boring as shit and not nearly as cool
>FUCKING HITBOXES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>339904198
>Muhammad Ali is dead
>David Bowie is dead
>Christopher Lee is dead
>>339903603
>tfw just realized my dad was a draft dodger
Not sure how to feel about this
>>339904213
Modern boxing is incredibly boring, it's all hugging and jabs trying to tire each other out. No one goes for the KO anymore.
>>339904294
>>339903603
>102
Bring it on.
>>339904210
>Be Mike Tyson
>Wife is a degenerate whore who tries to frame you for rape
>Your daughter accidentally kills herself
Being tyson is suffering
>>339904213
fucking casualfags RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>339904326
>Grandpa died
>One day after the funeral my dad has a massive heart attack and barely lives
This year is shit
>>339904374
>>339904076
somebody needs to convince him that sex will improve his dempsey roll, it's the only way
>>339904213
>>339904352
Fucking casul RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>339903629
Muhammad Ali. Google it, you've been missing a lot.
>>339903215
I mean sure now it would be kind of stupid.
But the Vietnam war was bullshit inside and out, no one who fought would ever say it was good for anyone involved.
>>339904473
>>339904294
>I'm a naturalized Earthman! I've been granted citizenship in every nation in the U.N.!
that's news to me
>>339903603
>220
I'll make sure to go to your funerals, don't worry.
>>339904050
priorities right there
I thought this guy died a long time ago.
>>339904549
>>339903215
There is literally nothing wrong with dodging the draft.
>>339903928
286
Thanks, August 25th!
Fun fact, boxing gloves actually made boxing more dangerous. Now you can punch the other guy's skull without having to worry about breaking your fist.
>>339903621
>being this much of a bootlicker
Vietnam wasn't justified or necessary. The only objectionable thing he did was become a fucking Farrakhan.
>>339903596
I'm bummed they stop making fight nights, I'm just not into MMA
>>339904643
how can anyone fucking deny the mandela effect?
muhammad ali died years ago, are you all fucking stupid?
WAKE UP
>>339904237
Look at how fucking fast these punches are. I can barely make out the last one from watching the webm several times, what more of actually being able to move my body out of its way.
This motherfucker did it in real time and dodged all three.
>>339904718
>>339904709
Yeah, let's just let the Soviet Union take SE Asia into their sphere of influence.
>>339904715
I don't mind MMA as a sport but the games are all shit.
>>339904734
It's just about reading the opponent, which he was good at.
No boxer is going to try and make three punches in a row with the same fist.
>>339903603
fun fact: They did not determine this by computer or anything like that. They just had 365 balls in a bingo thing with a date inside each, the first ball drew was number 001 and they went from there.
Im sure the founding fathers would of loved a government forced death bingo.
>>339903603
>002
>>339903603
>016
JUST
>>339904803
>>339904715
The decrease of casul interest in Boxing and slow prompt rising popularity of UFC is to blame.
>>339903221
Thats actually easily avoided with a small change to a boxers stance. Just gotta keep the knee's closer together.
>>339903603
Oh shit
>>339903928
360
so i'm fine?
>>339904846
Alright Internet Armchair Specialist, thank you for your obvious and redundant tactical analysis, but I still find what he did absolutely amazing in a human level.
>>339904883
>>339903603
338
Whew, I would never survive training
>>339904935
No problem, glad I could help.
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>>339904726
the mandela affect is concurrent with linguistics and psychoanalytic study
but it isn't an end all to the circumstance, it's just a term to define the effect
>>339904953
>>339903603
>060
I ain't /fit/ enough for this
>>339904626
me too
I remember my dad telling me about him and how he hanged himself
Guess I'm remembering wrong
>>339904907
Boxers aren't used to watching feet, they're used to watching eyes and shoulders
>>339903603
>58
I'm goin to war lads
>>339903539
>Guaranteed replies
But seriously anon, please do elaborate on how Mike Tyson wasn't a truly remarkable boxer during his prime and before the rape, drugs and the other stupid bullshit he pulled?
>>339904884
Yeah, I know, it's a shame. I was thinking all the Mayweather hype and shit and some more boxing on TV might help but I guess UFC is just too huge to compete.
>>339904838
Champion is the only one I played but I really enjoyed it, it's a shame it didn't get to the current gen.Not that I have a current gen console, whoops.
>>339903824
Not him but he's mostly right. Back in my ghetto ass high school nobody fights "fair", they use all the shit they had on them and around them. One giganigga I knew named Lawrence preferred fighting next to curbs and low walls so he could smash people's heads into them, then he got stabbed because he was a retarded nigger.
>>339903539
oh boy I bet you'll say he wasn't fast next
idiot
>>339903603
>056
>>339905026
>>339905087
You are absolutely fucked.
>>339905087
see
>>339903928
ur fucked m8
>>339903603
>068
Bring it faggot. Though i hate the idea of being the Jew's military dog. Least i'll get free strength training and then someone go guerilla mode and suddenly """"die"""" in the jungle, and then book it.
>>339903387
Yeah, generally if you can punch like fuck and not get punched out yourself you'll probably win. I mean it's not a complete self-defense tool or something like that, boxing won't help if someone gets you with a knife or a bat but few people are actual good enough to deal with that anyway, but it's not like boxing won't help at all.
>>339905035
Could they even send a morbidly obese person to war? I don't see how they could.
>>339903603
>015
my knee cap is busted so probably i'm gonna would've been assigned to keep an eye on rations and shitr-right?
>>339903621
>benefits of living in a country
>responsibilities for living in one
I love this meme. Countries don't need to exist for people to. Sorry you've been brainwashed, but the only "Responsibilities" humans have are to keep themselves and their family alive. Anything else is superfluous bullshit used to control your mentality.
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>>339903215
Yeeeeah, no, you're full of shit.
>>339902869
i disagree. someone who is a trained boxer would be able to defend themselves pretty well. they can prolly knock most ppl out with a single jab
>>339905168
>lone white boy is gonna survive being AWOL from the military and in vietnam in the 70s
Rambo was a work of fiction
>>339902869
Well yeah, that's why it's called boxing and not fighting. It gets you pretty fucking fit though.
I've never understood why people worry about this shit. Same thing with fencing.
>>339905168
*somehow
But then again, i'm a man of faith, doubt they'd care for that as an excuse though.
>>339905168
Navyfag here, military fitness routines are a joke. You're more likely to become skinnier because of the shit diet and incredibly basic routines. You'll get your cardio though.
>>339903603
>344
Good luck boys
>>339903603
>245
>>339903928
isn't it that you couldn't get drafted if you go to college? I'm not sure if they've changed that in modern day.
>>339905206
>>339904481
Dude, i could see takamura saying that. And ippo believing it.
>>339905189
I'm not even that obese, just a little overweightOut of shape as fuck though, but if I'd be drafted, I'm sure boot camp would fix that
>>339903603
>11
Fuck it, if someone in my family has to fight/die to get some honor to our name i'll do it
>>339905148
>>339905164
I guess some folks are BORN MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME
I AIN'T NO FORTUNATE ONE.
>>339902605
Made me kek, thanks anon. It's friday night and I am stuck at some bullshit family reunion, not even my family at that. I could be home working on my backlog bit noooooooo. Fuck this gay earth and my inability to say NO toqt girls
>>339903215
>rejecting a call to fight in an unjust war is the same as actively joining a terrorisr group
I love /v/ analogies
>>339904810
>muh dominoes
The CIA had every opportunity to get the KMT's shit together but they decided to buy up their smack instead. That's no reason to go full war criminal and burn down an irrelevant shithole country to try and steer their civil conflict.
>>339905280
>>339905275
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft_evasion
your options
>>339905267
I forgot to add, the stretching routines are SHIT and you aren't allowed to "self PT" by doing actual good stretches. You hardly stretch anything. I find myself having to hide to get some actual stretches in.
>>339905202
By your logic not even keeping your family alive is a responsibility. Maybe now that nation states are dead your point makes sense. But my grandfather fought for his people, his nation. America was never a nation, but my grandfather immigrated to Australia from Germany after the second world war and Germany is a nation.
>Muhammad "my enemy is the white people" Ali
Fuck this piece of shit.
>>339905329
this better become a stepping stone so you can fuck her later
>>339903603
> 101
>>339903603
Already served (39 confirmed, 7 unconfirmed) and already too old - there's always one of my kin who has served every generation, all the way to the Revolutionary War, and I'm proud of our contributions.
Good luck to the youngsters though. There's no more being gay or being a woman to stop you from dying in some godforsaken place. Almost did in the sandbox. It's everybody else's turn.
>>339905241
Fuck off, nigger boy.
>>339905370
He's down folks.
>>339903824
>>339904102
>Getting this mad because somebody didn't say Boxing is infallible
Also second guy I'm replaying to, you are literally the only guy using that shitty reddit meme on this board and you should feel bad trying to force it.
Fuck off with these threads. Every time some big off-topic event happens, some asshole has to make a thread on /v/ and the janitors let it linger for 200+ posts, but delete legit vidya threads with less than thirty posts.
>>339903603
024
>It ain't me starts playing
>>339905105
I was just trying to say the dude has a bit of an altered perception of real fights, and probably has never been in one before. Training in something like boxing/kickboxing/muay thai where its legitimate training certainly prepares you for a fight in the ring or not. If anyone disagrees, they are fucking retarded. Meme "wapanese" martial arts do fuck all in a real fight. Most of it is your sensei giving you a false sense of confidence. Speaking from experience here. Also, IMO if you're fighting a dude who then pulls a fucking knife on you, then FUCKING RUN. I'm not saying everyone will fight fair, but you sure as fuck have a better chance if you are trained in something like boxing.
>>339903603
>091
help
>>339905241
>White boy
You sure like to assume shit, i'm not afraid of death anyway, i'm crazy enough to try if there's any opening.
>>339905267
>>339905412
That's pretty lame, but hey it's something.
>>339905302
I'm not saying you are i'm just thinking in general terms, if a fucker is so fat they can barely walk how are they expected to even get to the battlefield, let alone survive in it?
>>339905495
Oh, also around the 300s, so I don't have to serve anymore, unless the 100s and the 200s have all been wiped out and they're taking in veterans.
>>339905524
Fedor would have murdered Ali in his prime.
>>339903365
That shit was sick, I remember my dad trying it out when we lived in Michigan to my surprise he was a fucking beast at it, there was even a crowd gathered around him watching him. Was pretty cool
>>339903603
>350
Noice
>>339901953
I actually enjoyed this a lot as a kid
>IN THIS CORNEEEEER
>Ali! Ali!
>IN THIS CORNEEEEER
>[yelling]
>>339905046
I'm aware, i'm just saying its not exactly hard. they just need to be aware that its a thing.
>>339905453
You can only be racist if you're white anon, everyone knows that.
>>339905613
>>339905495
You did nam grandpa ?
>>339905653
THAT GAME SUCKED THOGUH
>>339905697
>>339903603
World police needs me
>>339903603
>360
>it ain't me starts playing
>>339905526
Sorry Mr. Meme, is this better? Oh, and I was only the first guy, and not the second one.
>>339905773
>>339902198
The idea of making Sandman the Tyson replacement always fascinated
>tfw we'll never get to box Peach
>>339903603
>250
The fuck does this even mean
>>339905495
I'm a diagnosed sociopath, they wouldn't hand me a gun even if they had to.
>>339904169
>tfw born on Halloween
See you there, buddy!
>>339905851
THE GREATEST
>>339905425
If that was what he decided to do, then I will fucking laud him with all the praise you wish.
My only point is that no government should have a right to say they can be forced to fight for something they don't believe in.
Like i'm going to let some over bearing logistical system decide that my chances of dying just skyrocketed from 10% to 90%
>>339905845
>What is reading comprehension
If you're gonna get mad at me for what I'm posting at least read what it is first before hastily unbunching your panties in frustration
>>339903603
304 get
>>339905914
>>339906009
>>339905949
I don't get it though why does it work out that way?
>>339906090
>>339905959
Then why did you mention me too? Your post was a bit weirdly formatted too. Sorry about that fampai, just misunderstood is all.
>>339906107
https://www.sss.gov/About/History-And-Records/lotter1
>>339905097
There's still enough interest in Boxing. It's just not for us "cool edgy gamer teens". Majority of Boxing fans right now are probably in their mid to high 20s.
If EA wants their next Fight Night to sell like pancakes. Star Mayweather and/or Pacquiao to their game like NBA 2K did to Michael Jordan back in 2K11
>>339903603
>8
>>339906180
He can whup him.
>>339905945
Then stop getting protection from them. Go live as an outlaw. But, seriously, rights don't exist. The only 'rights' you have are given to you by the government that holds power over you. If I was American today I wouldn't fight, they're just a country with a bunch of different people in it. Germany was a true nation under Hitler. I would gladly fight in Germany in the second world war.
>>339902559
>>339902559
Best answer for "real" boxing. Best thing I've ever won from an arcade machine.
Shit, I thought Muhammad Ali died years ago
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>>339903603
>071
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>339906265
>>339903603
NOT DRAFTED
>Fight Night Champion
>Punch-Out Wii
>Rocky Legends
>Hajime no Ippo: The Fighting!
>>339906356
>>339906335
Okay you timeline memers
Please show me that he did, i'm not even a shill but you can't just say that right now and expect people that didn't know to know.
>>339906420
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>>339906273
>The only 'rights' you have are given to you by the government that holds power over you.
But thats fucking wrong you fucking retard.
The only power government of any sort has is what its citizens allow it too. If the entire country at any time wishes it, they all can be overthrown and a new system instated. This is why many famous monarchs, dictators, and government officials are dethroned, assassinated, and otherwise ousted from their jobs.
Government is only a system. Those who believes it gives them any power or holds any power over its people past what they allow is blind as fuck.
>>339906226
I feel like this was made needlessly confusing
>>339906487
>>339905363
>unjust war
>>339906564
>>339903603
April 23rd. Get the fuck out of my way militia shits
![US-GreatSeal-Obverse[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7Rz6aFP.jpg "US-GreatSeal-Obverse[1].png")
>>339906550
welcome to the United States government
>>339904846
>3 punches with the same fist
>in a row
>only 2
>cant even fucking comprehend what hes watching
>think he has an opinion
way to go on making yourself look retarded in one post nigga
>>339905067
I would like to thank her for having that ass and sharing it with the world
>>339906643
>>339906546
So who gives you the rights, then?
>>339903603
>215
Wew lad.
Good luck faggots
