how does Samus fit her "proportions" into the power suit?
Samus has a black boyfriend
Bird technology
It's probably loose fitting when she puts it on, then vacuum seals around her.
Why would Samus wear Metroid's armor?
>>339887947
Fit THIS
*whips out dick*
Altered genetics mixed with alien genetics that lead her to have elasticity. Not kidding.
>>339888276
Wasn't Metroid's armor the orange one?
Her butt is too big
>>339887947
the writers just make it happen. There's no way for it to actually physically work.
>>339888276
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>>339888612
why wouldn't she?
>>339888679
NO IT'S NOT FAIR THE MEMES ARE CLEARLY REAL
KEKURAI RULES THIS FRANCHISE SAKAMOTO IS HACK
I NEED MY ZERO SUIT GAME NOT THIS GAY AS METROID SHIT
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY
>>339888679
What if she broke it? It's bad to touch things that belong to other people, especially if they're electronics you don't understand.
>>339887947
Like this obviously
https://youtu.be/T6Yuz2nnNmE?t=12
Everyone else wears Samus' Zero Suit better than she does.
>>339889131
>>339888969
>I NEED MY ZERO SUIT GAME NOT THIS GAY AS METROID SHIT
lol