>""""""""""""""""esports""""""""""""""""
>meanwhile at E3
>>339881603
Lol
>>339881286
>no video games
>>339881603
Thank god someone's doing it. Up to this point it's been retards making phone-quality games at almost AAA developer prices, pretending there's another reason for VR games that isn't porn.
Have you noticed any alcohol, cigarette, or porn ads in a football stadium?
>implying anyone from /v/ watches sports
>>339882320
>phone-quality
yeah about that...
SFV officially confirmed for children
>>339882567
A fleshlight and a google cardboard will get you the same experience an oculus rift will until they develop jam-it-in-your-brain headsets that actually make you feel the tits in your hands.
>>339881603
Who are you quoting?
>>339881603
I can't wait for all the triggered cuckafornias.
>>339881603
This image makes me feel so lonely and depressed for some reason
>>339881603
there's going to be so much VR porn it will probably get its own expo at some point.
>>339883018
>Sequel to Sm4sh would be 5mash, or Smash 5
>Smash Fags love Smash Bros
>SFV is hereby newly titled Smash Fags V
>>339881286
Was this a problem before? Was PornHub sponsoring an event or something?
>tfw thuggery is forbidden
>>339883573
I think the sequence of events was
>Someone talks about a willingness to be sponsored by a porn site
>Some porn site makes an offer and they go into talks
>It falls through
>Some time later, PornHub is officially sponsoring some players
>Right as the news hits, Capcom announces the rules change for the ProTour.
at least we still got real sports
>>339883459
keep believing that. The cost of production are too high, the demographic is literally limited to the people making it + a dozen faggots like you at best.
>>339883573
Some players are being sponsored by YouPorn, Capcom banned them from using their team name, people got upset so instead of removing the ban, Capcom went ahead and banned everything else (alcohol, tobbacco)
>>339882543
Are you honestly trying to argue that alcohol isn't marketed super heavily during sports? Do you not realize alcohol is the lifeblood keeping sporting events alive?
>>339883963
oh yeah it was youporn, no wonder I didn't find anything
>>339883427
maybe it's because you can easily imagine yourself as the guy in the picture
>>339882543
You included apparently because beer is one of the most heavily advertised commodities during football.
>>339881603
Don't worry, as long as they don't hire any booth babes gaming journalists won't be triggered.
>>339882543
Are you retarded? They advertise alcohol all the fucking time during football.
>>339882320
NaughtyAmerica isn't making VR games you dolt.
>>339882543
Peyton Manning literally shouted out Budweiser after he won the Superbowl
>>339882543
Carl's Jr.
>>339881286
>mfw Capcom won't allow this, but they'll let slutty costumes on the big stage rock
>>339881286
>now
they did before?
>>339881286
CPT was a mistake
>we'll work with tournament organizers and let them handle the details :^)
>don't worry gaijin
>>339883390
Naughty America is a Californian company you fucking twit.
>>339881286
So, no cars, houses, insurances, non nigger clothes, razors, beer, power tools, wedding rings, vacations or investment funds?
>>339887038
Why do you think they get triggered?
>>339887765
How can /pol/ memespouters claim they would get triggered by porn when they're one of the most promiscuous states in the union with the highest output of pornography in the world followed by Japan?
>>339883237
the op?
>>339881286
> e-sports
> Age restricted shooters
> can't shown adult products
Let's be honest, Roberta Williams was right, the only time games have really been 'for adults' was in the PC heyday.
we dont need o get to full idiocracy levels yet
>>339882543
>implaying you've ever been to a football stadium where there's beer stands fucking everywhere
>implying you've ever watched a football game where, nine times out of ten, the first commercial in the break is a beer commercial
Don't even get me started on baseball. There's a team called the Brewers for fuck's sake.
>>339887038
For ever Californian cucked there are two who enjoy it.
Just because we have the greatest population, don't let our nonsense overwhelm you. It's just the availability heuristic, we have a lot fo nuts by that virtue so it just seems like we have a lot of cucks, but we don't by proportion
>>339888001
California is the USA of the USA. You can apply pretty much any stereotype to them and it'll be somewhat accurate because there's so many people and it's so diverse.
>>339888596
So all sports are for children now?
All professional career sports don't allow adult product sponsers either.
This is e-Sports trying to squeeze a legitimate spot to be considered at the same level of degree and professionalism as other league sports.
>>339888968
and yet they are sponsoring tournaments of games with adult restricted content such as military shooters.
the only eSports that matter are DotA and CS:GO
>>339883949
>attach 2 gopro to dude
>have him fuck a chick
>play it in vr
>Fighting games
Only thing you can market towards that crowd is body pillows and overpriced figurines.
>>339890397
What's your point? Are you a dumbass Europoor who's just realizing that American ideas are a huge influence in how many things are formed?
There are a lot of Sports that involve extreme physical contact, they don't allow Adult Product sponsers either.
Even Alcohol sponsers are slowly being shunned.
>>339881603
Is there a female version of this?
>>339881286
So only products marketed exclusively to children?
Do people even proofread the shit they write or is the world entirely composed of millennials who think live-tweeting their stream of consciousness counts as a job?
>>339881286
Disbanding the YouPorn team was a tragedy.
>>339891997
Adult products obviously implies shit only legally allowed for adults to view or use, idiot.
Is English your second language?
>>339891535
>body pillows and overpriced figurines.
I'm guilty of both of these, but I don't think the figures over overpriced.
>>339892108
I understand the implication, it was just extremely poorly worded.
>>339892313
Except "Adult Products" has been a term that has been used for decades.
Kill yourself, European
esports is a cringefest
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bNZ02h9U7I
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr3wOeogUrQ
no matter how shitty and tiring your job is, at least you're not one of these worthless fucks
>>339891860
>>339892108
> Porn sponsorship = Adult
> graphically violent games = Family friendly viewing
>>339893252
Whats your point, nigger.
>>339883175
Tits in my hands wont fill the void in my heart
