Quick /v/, someone is shooting up your workplace or school. The last weapon yo used, from the last vidya you have played is all you have to defend yourself and the people around you.
How fucked are you?
>>339864769
they get mauled by Starly
>>339864859
what actually happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXvy8SGYxeo
>>339864769
I last played XBC. The Muhnadough gives me visions of the guy shooting me, I dodge them preemptively, slash him in half and I'm a schoolwide hero.HAIAI
>The crossbow from Hexen 2
>The Monado from xenoblade chronicles
psshhh nothen personnel
![Luffy-monkey-d-luffy-19829370-900-675[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JFBN2z9.jpg "Luffy-monkey-d-luffy-19829370-900-675[1].jpg")
>>339864769
Does Devil fruit powers count?
I forget, Is Luffy affected by bullets at all?
>>339864769
I'm a hiki NEET and don't leave my room for months at a time so I do nothing because i have no workplace or school.
>>339864769
Just got done playing russian overkill. Will he die from the bullets, or me from the recoil?
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vqFUQWL.png "latest[1].png")
They dun Goof'd.
THE YATO BLADE HAS TAKEN A FORM I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE
>>339864769
>ragna's big ass sword
probably can't even lift it, so I'm screwed
>>339864769
>WHEN DID HE ... ??
Mastercrafted Feline Silver Sword
Unless he's a monster it won't do shit
>>339865312
No
playing some p1999 I'm fucked
>>339864769
Minirocket tube from Ratchet and Clank 2?
well that was effective.
>>339865646
Looks like a shitty deviantart OC
>Megaman III
>Shadow Blade
NUTHIN PERSONNEL KID
>>339865848
that's actually official art from some MMO or ds game iirc
>>339864769
If I load cans into the grenade launcher instead of actual explosives maybe there's a chance that not everybody dies. I have no clue if that would actually work but it would probably still end better than me trying to use actual grenades in the middle of a supermarket.
> balls
fug
I've got 76's gun so I'm pretty much groovy
Negev from CSGO. I'm fucked and will kill my entire school myself before I hit the guy even once. RIP.
>GB3
>Azure Ashtray
If I get my mobile suit, those intruders won't know what the fuck hit them. My custom build is swords for days, plus dual cannons.
>>339864769
Nigga I can't swing this big ass bullshit.
>>339864769
AKM
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>>339865735
well shit, I dont have to worry about anything. As far as im concerned its a regular work day for me
200,000 Dutch redcoats. Fucker'll need a lot of bullets.
>>339864769
>extremely broken run on Risk of rain
It's like you want the place to explode beyond repair.I can deal with that.
>>339864769
>Aerondight
I should be fine
>>339864769
The BR-85HB rifle, things are going to be ok.
I died half a minute ago in Nuclear Throne with a wave gun and a minigun.
This should be interesting.
>>339867353
What happens if you shoot someone besides yourself with that?
>Mazandyne skill in Digital Devil Saga
Get fucked bitches.
>sv98, battlefield 3
Niggas dead before he even gets to the front gate
Hoooy hoy I'm the boy! Packin 80 pounds of heavenly joy!
>gib the school shooter
>become the school bomber
Well ive got a 2 handed sword thats longer then i am, maybe if it falls on to him Im not fucked
>>339866561
>using regios GS
>not using black fatty GS
>>339867748
Implying you'll have the strength to swing it fast enough before he shoots you
>mfw the last weapon I used was a BFG
I think I'll be fine
>>339864769
>a mobile suit
I'll probably end up destroying the place just by figuring out how to walk in the thing.
>>339864769
>Played as Hol Horse in JJBA HD
>get an invisible, soundless, homing gun
Holy fuck I could take over the world with such a "weak" stand. Nobody would see it or hear it and I could stay far away from victims.
I wouldn't kill people but control the bullets to fuck their shit up or disarm people.
I'd probably become a hell raiser and spook people by shooting and breaking windows and objects and just stand there like it can't affect me.
>>339867860
Probably couldnt even move it, but if it spawns vertically and falls on to him it might do some damage
>Venus Djinn and starting sword
I hope he's ready to get cleaved like stone.
>>339867998
>mfw
>>339864769
I should be good.
>>339864769
>tfw fighting someone with tears
I shouldn't have played the binding of Isaac
>last played BN6
>folder is built around multi-hit chips, Colorpnt, Attack+, and WhiteCapsule bonus chips
>killed BlastmanSP in four seconds
Bueno.
>>339868059
>mobile suit
Mobile suits aren't weapons, they're devices that can USE weapons, but they themselves are not a weapon. Just like a tank isn't a weapon, the giant fucking cannon and turrets on it are weapons. You wouldn't call a soldier a weapon, you'd call the gun he uses one.
>>339866492
>not one tapping w/ a Negev for maximum salt from the other team
I shiggy diggy
He didn't had a chance.
>>339868570
Retard
>>339868804
>Mobileshit
Kill yourself
>>339867436
It doesnt actually shoot anything and honestly the fact that they can use it multiple times is dumb to me. They use them to be scared so their persona will summon but once you do it you know its not a real gun.
>Samuel's sword from MGR
Nice
>>339868950
Nah, I prefer to have fun with this mobileshit.
>>339868570
Well debatebly a pen is a weapon, a rock a weapon, even a woman's highheel shoe.
A 'weapon' is more about intent imo.
>DaS3 uchi
Folded over a gorillion times!
>>339868570
A weapon is anything you intentionally use to harm someone, and you can most certainly step on someone with a Gundam.
Maybe I can convince him to not kill me if I play good music? Other than that I can still shoot him with it.
>>339864769
The viper SMG from stalker and only 15 rounds. Fuck
>>339864769
>Sora's keyblade
I would look autistic as i do it but a nice hit to the head would probably knock him out
>>339864769
>Gatling Slugger from Nuclear Throne
Blast holes in the shooter, and also all the walls because why not
>>339869331
>not just forcefully knocking the guy into a wall or from somewhere up high
The impact from the wall would be more than enough to disarm the shitter. Sending him down a flight of stairs would be even more effective.
>>339869293
That's not true at all or else literally everything is a weapon - and arguing that is not only fucking stupid, but arguing semantics in a situation where the context is clearly referring to actual things created purely for the act of harming something or someone. A mech, including Gundams specifically, is not that device - it's a device created with the intent of manipulating large weapons which ARE created for that purpose. The gundam itself is a mechanism to make using them possible, it is not a weapon.
>>339869750
>A weapon, arm, or armament is any device used with intent to inflict damage or harm
Intent son. That's the important word.
>Medicine Stick from New Vegas
45-70 stronk!
>>339864769
I'll be fine.
>Kingdom Hearts
Time to go full autist
>>339864769
>Cities Skylines
Welp. I guess I'll reroute traffic or destroy the building. Maybe I need a new police station?
>>339869750
>That's not true at all or else literally everything is a weapon
Almost anything CAN be a weapon. It's just not one unless the intent is there.
>A mech, including Gundams specifically, is not that device - it's a device created with the intent of manipulating large weapons which ARE created for that purpose. The gundam itself is a mechanism to make using them possible, it is not a weapon.
RX-78-2 has vulcan guns built into its head, and you're still saying it's not meant to be a weapon. Literally the equivalent of a gun handle on a fully assembled firearm. Some are even referred to as mobile weapons.
>>339869886
>arguing semantics in a situation where the context is clearly referring to actual things created purely for the act of harming something or someone.
In a legal situation, as in in court, yes, absolutely anything used with intent to harm someone is a weapon. However, we're not speaking as lawyers and you're using a legal definition of the word. At that point you'd have to argue that picking "the gundam" as the weapon is inaccurate then because, in fact, the PILOT of the gundam you were playing as is the real weapon because if he were to get out he could walk into someone and push them down by mistake, thus making him a weapon - and if we're talking about the last weapon you used in a game...well your CHARACTER would be the last 'weapon' not the vehicle he used or weapon he used, but himself because by your obsessively legal definition he would in fact be the last weapon USED by the player.
>>339868570
Keep saying that when a mobile suit crushes you with its 10 ton dick
>>339870360
push them down as long as it's not by mistake*
Oops.
Last game I played was 消滅都市 so my scooter & Yuki's powers.
No way am I losing to anyone.
>>339864769
NANI?!
>>339870360
http://gundam.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Mobile_Weapons
>>339867839
Still relatively new to MH. Mind translating that for me?
>>339870602
What's the best way to learn weeb
BFG-9000
I think I can hold em off
Silver short sword from Morrowind.
Uhh maybe I'd try to get the jump on him, douse him with a fire extinguisher, and hack and slash violently until I am pulled of the mangled corpse covered in blood screaming like a mad man.
More likely everyone dies.
>>339869028
Well, it's better than having unprotected sex with ghosts.
I was playing KSP with weapon mods, throw a nuclear missile at him
>>339871132
Actually the Doom 4 BFG only works on entities that have argent in their system. It's in the codex.
You're cooked son
>>339864769
>loud noises and bakery goods
fuck why did I play toontown today
>MGS5
>FB MR
Well the shooter is definitely going to die, but so will I and everyone else.
>>339864769
How am I supposed to lift this.
Plasma beam from Metroid Prime 3. I'm good.
>>339864769
>S-SO FAST!
>>339871054
Step 1, no buzzwords.
>>339871643
Carefully
>>339871895
Wow thanks, that didn't help at all!
>Winston's tesla cannon
They'll probably shoot me in the head before it kills then.
>>339864769
8 Ball gun from Unreal.
I got this.
>>339864769
>tfw you become the shooter
heh heh... nothin personnel kid
>>339864769
>Magic the Gathering Duel of the Planeswalker
>premade faerie deck
B-back off motherfucker! I read wikiHow!
>Fire Flower
Well it's either everyone gets shots to death or everyone burns to death, pick your fuckin' poison.
>>339864769
XM16E1 from snake eater
Pretty good I guess.
>Zarya's lesbian scissor cannon
I'M GOING FOR THEIR TOBELSTEINSi should be good since she deploys the shields and shit from her cannon right?
>king's sword
Guess it's pretty OP for the first world. I'd rather be an esper and have Death Gaze though.
>the Bozar
yeah I'm fine. You can miss and it'll still kill him
>>339870180
>*appears from the shadows behind them*
>DUAL WIELD!
>Ump-45 from R6 Siege
Time to go full operator
>>339864994
I dunno m8, if it hasn't been unlocked by Zanza you're fucked
>>339870838
Oh. Then you don't have to worry about it til you get to G Rank. Black Fatalis GS is the strongest non-relic GS in the game.
>>339864990
FUCK
Is Big Boss a weapon? If no, then I get a Fulton recovery balloon. Awesome, I can Fulton myself out of there
>>339864769
I just started playing Star Force 3 and the last card I used was Beast Slap. I'm good.
>>339864769
>maxed out brennan from MGS5
since it's real life I'll be unable to defend myself, I might shoot and dislocate all of my joints at once
>>339864769
*activates my limit break*
no more games, kiddo...
The shooter is going down.
>>339864769
>smt IV
A sword and a gun.
I'll be fine
![4062-Landorus-Therian[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1Ckula5.png "4062-Landorus-Therian[1].png")
They are gonna get METAGAME'd
>>339864769
>infractem bow and drillneck quiver
with a socketed tornado shot skill gem linked to faster attack, and greater multiple projectile support gems
I have a chance
MY House
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I just have to aim accurately
>>339874395
That's the stupidest shit I've ever seen.I want one.
>>339864769
The Monado, but why the fuck would i use that when the place where i keep umbrellas has this deadly thing?
>>339874510
>Aiming accurately
The hell you do.
>A6M3
I'll be fine. I'd be a bit worried about collateral damage though.
Shovel from AC
Could work in a pinch I guess
Rivet Gun from Overwatch. I think I'll be fine.
>>339864769
does this count ?
BEHOLD, MY DEMONS
>>339864769
Why would I defend normalfags? I'd aid that brave hero on his quest.
>>339864769
The SMG from TF2
it's pretty good so maybe I'll be fine
>>339874514
Haven't seen a ut gun that doesn't disappoint yetOther than that shitty assault rifle in 2k4
PP2000
I'd kill him before he got a shot off.
>>339865598
Enjoy your broken hand, arm, shoulder, and rib cage if you're lucky the bugger didn't rip the damn thing out of it's socket.
>>339875151
Because you have a job and/or go to school.
In his mind you're just another cud chewing normie in the way of his glorious genocide crusade.
>Level 100 rogue I made on a WoW PTR server
heh........... nothing personell..... kid.......
>Dva's mech from overwatch
I probably wouldn't even fit inside it so fuck it I'll just nuke us all
>>339871132
>posting pony shit
kys
>>339864769
>Duck Hunt Dog's items from Sm4sh 3DS
...I, uh, drop a barrel on him out from behind a door?
>>339876595
>Pony shit
dude what
>>339876595
thats panty and stocking retard
>>339870228
Underrated
>>339864769
>Last game I played: Sunless Sea
>Last weapon I used: Memento Mori
...Well shit, I don't know what the school's going to look like with a frigate's forward guns blasting through it, but that intruder's probably not going to enjoy life when he sees what's coming to him. "Omnia mors perimit et nulli misereteur," motherfucker.
>>339876240
So you have a shitty set of one handers you don't know how to use, not a character.
>portal gun
>no moon dust surfaces anywhere nearby
I've got a club.
I don't think a giant fucking scorpion will have any problems against a well-off white sociopath that can't deal with his woman and/or race troubles.
>>339877031
B-But I was top DPS in Mythic Highmaul!
>>339876659
I'm in love with a space cat!?
>>339864769
do we really need this fucking /b/ shit thread every day?
