>literally no shota hero
Why are they all old men vee?
running the world
>>339833841
OLD
>>339833924
MEN
>>339833924
MAN
Unatco?
Shotas are too pure.
Just imagine Torbjorn is a shota with a beard.
Then fantasize how much you can his cock to be ramed in your ass.
Problem solved.
>>339833620
There should never be characters under 16 or so in any piece of media. Not for any censorship reasons but just because I find them annoying. Teenagers are retards and kids are annoying.
Blizzard fucked up by making the lore about heroes of the past, so all of them have to be at least in their 20s. Except D.Va because we need our drooling korean fanbase
Soldier 76 is a DILF
A DILF!
> This place loathes loli
> But celebrates shota
Are we hitin' some new levels of double standards or some shit?
>>339834119
No, Savage.
>>339834197
>because I find them annoying. Teenagers are retards and kids are annoying.
Then why are you on /v/?
>>339833924
>>339833978
>>339834373
>loathes loli
But we don't.
A character like this would be idea.
Old men can be cute
The rioting has intensified to the point where we may not be able to contain it
>>339834791
ideal*
>>339834373
>loathes loli
Can't kill kids in FPS game, somehow MOBAs got free pass
>>339834505
/v/ used to be pretty solid for gaming news and I'd say maybe one topic in 100 is good. Also I think I just sort of assume everyone is my age until it becomes really obvious they're 18 at best.
>>339834373
I loathe both.
>>339834373
those are shitposters
beccause you don't kill children? -.-
jesus christ what's wrong with this board
>>339835204
Maybe you don't lol
>>339835204
>-.-
spot the newfag
Shota a best.
Also just circumvent his death by giving him a multi-dimensional gimmick, allowing him to zip into some other dimension upon "death" with his respawn animation being him coming back out of a dimension portal.
That all sounds pretty dumb but I'm sure someone a lot smarter than me can figure out a decent way to do it.
>>339834202
>>339834925
>ghost kid
>Has been a ghost for however many years so he had a chance to be a hero already
>Already dead, no harm done by killing him again
Fixed
>>339835616
>ghost shota
This is my fetish.
>>339835616
Having a hard time thinking of what character like that could do. Maybe stun and slow but can't do shit for damage?
>>339833620
hitbox problems probably
I bet the kid that used the Doomfist in the Museum short will become a playable hero in the future
Then we'll have our shota
>>339834202
What are you talking about?
>>339833620
Shota 76 when
Where's the nearest drawthreads
>>339837454
THIS, he's a QT
>>339837674
>>339837454
UNF
D.VA x 76
>>339833620
The real question would be why every American in Overwatch's a Clint Eastwood character.
Didn't they make D.Va 19 specifically to avoid a child soldier angle? Can't imagine doing a kid character
>>339839814
A kid character could perhaps be some science genius who develops his own robot he controls via VR or something
Then we can have a good fighter with kid personality
I heard that they where going to do a Guts inspired hero.
