Kill
Fuck
Marry
>zenyatta
kill d.va
fuck everyone else
marry mei
>>339823805
That Krillin robot is turning me on.
>>339823805
Kill Mei
Fuck D.Va
Marry MercyMeditate and learn the ways of The Iris with Zenyatta
>>339823805
Kill Mei
Fuck D.va
Marry D.va
>>339823805
Kill Mei
Fuck D.Va
Marry Mercy so I can continue to kill Mei
Kill D.V.A
Fuck Mei
Marry Mercy
Kill Symmetra
Fuck Widowmaker
Marry Tracer
Kill zarya
Fuck symmetra
Marry mercy
Kill the criminal, Widowmaker
Marry Mercy
>>339823805
Kill Symmetra.
Fuck Pharah.
Marry Mercy.
>>339823805
Everyone in that picture is kill tier.
marry mercy
fuck widowmaker
kill poo
>>339823805
Kill Poo in Loo
Fuck D. Va
Marry Tracer
KILL MEI
Fuck Mercy
Marry Pharah
Kill Widow
Fuck Zen
Marry Symmetra
>>339823805
kill Aussie Fast
fuck Ara-Ara~
marry Mercy
>>339825260
Acceptable answer but id kill Poo in loo instead
>>339823805
kill widow
fuck tracer
marry mercy
only valid choice
>>339823805
kill dva
fuck tracer
marry tracer
>>339823805
Yes I would kill, fuck then marry all of them.
Kill Widowmaker
Fuck D.Va
Marry Mei
Marry Mercy
Kill widowmaker
Fuck Pharah
>>339823805
>kill dyke
>fuck widowmaker
>marry mei
Other candidates for fuck would be pharah and symmetra, just because I have a fetish for other skin colours. Widowmaker obviously comes out on top there for being the most unique one.
I'd also consider marrying Tracer and Mercy because they're just typical vanilla girls.
D.Va seems meh, probably kill.
Zenyatta can sit by while he watches me fuck his washing machine.
>>339823805
Fuck everyone
Marry Zarya
Kill myself
>>339823805
>Fuck Widow
>Kill Zarya
>Marry Mercy
>>339823805
Kill mei
Fuck Pharah
Marry Mercy
>>339825491
runners up
Kill Tracer
Fuck Symmetra
Marry Mercy
>>339825556
That makes the game no fun anon
>>339823805
Fuck Tracer. She's a fucking cunt.
Marry my boy Genji.
Kill everyone else (nothing personal).
>>339823805
Kill widowmaker and put her out of her misery
Fuck D.va and live knowing I banged a hot world-famous idol movie star pro gaming Crack mech pilot
Marry Mercy because Mercy
>>339824080
>marry mei
die.
>>339825679
and second runners
Kill Zenyatta
Fuck Zarya
Marry Pharah
>>339823805
This image looks like the gay flag, fits perfect with the Overwatch fanbase.
Fuck widow
Kill Mei Mary widow
Throat babies every day for Widow
>>339823805
Me 2nd from the right
>>339825778
>game centered around waifus
>gay fanbase
D.Va - plugsuit footjob which ends in fucking her holes hard
Widowmaker - Fuck all her holes hard
Mei - Fuck all her holes hard
Zarya - Kill with extreme prejudice
Pharah - Throat fuck
Symettra - Fuck all her holes hard
Tracer - Fuck all her holes hard
Mercy - Brutally rape all her holes hard
Zenyatta - Ponder the universe with
>>339823805
kill Symmetra
fuckSoldier
marry Tracer
>>339825885
Gay people love these designs and self insert as the female characters. Being another online shitfest just make it even easier.
>>339825885
Waifuist are faggots in denial.
>>339823805
Kill Mei
Fuck D.Va
marry mercy
>>339823805
Kill zarya
Fuck widowmaker
Marry mercy
Kiss either tracer or d.va
>>339826282
Practice adultery with Pharah. She hasn't had a man for a very, very long time
Kill D. va
Fuck D. va
Marry D. Va
Kill all
Jet set radio with Lucio
Kill mei
Fuck D. Va
Marry widowmaker
>>339827480
why would you marry someone that would most likely kill you
Why would you marry tracer? She's too much of a kid.
>>339827819
Isn't that how most marriages go?
>>339827480
Widowmaker's literally ice cold and feels no emotions, she's just going to make fun of you and cuck you all the time until she decides she wants to kill you.
Kill Tracer
Fuck Roadhog
Marry McCree
>>339828008
>>339827819
Tracer waifufags.
>>339823805
Zenyatta isn't female.
Yes I know this is bait.
>>339823805
Marry Mercy
Fuck Pharah
Kill D.Va
>>339823805
Fuck D.Va
Marry D.Va
Kill Mei
Fuck Tracer (multiple times if possible)
Marry Mercy
Kill Mei
>>339823805
Kill ZaryaTumblr
Fuck Tracer
Marry Mercy
>>339828120
>>339823805
Fuck Amelie, Marry D.Va because youngest, kill everyone else.
>>339825529
OH SHIT
W H A D D U P
FuckReinhardt
Marry Mercyand keep fucking Reinhardt
Kill Mei
>>339823805
Kill Widowmaker
Fuck D.Va
Marry Mercy
Kill Poo in the Loo
Fuck Tracer
Marry Pharah
To be fair its a hard Choice between Pharah and Mercy but i get the feeling Mercy would probably be a pretty bring person who has no hobbies outside of work.
>>339829565
She has a better body than Pharah and that's all she needs.
>>339823805
Kill Zarya
Fuck Widow
Marry Mercy
I don't follow with the judgements regarding the genocide of both the Fat and the Strong. They each have their fair uses. How come they are murdered the most?
>>339823805
Kill Mei.
Fuck D.Va.
Marry Hanzo.
>>339829296
Only valid option. It's like you want to marry an old hag.
Widow is the obvious pick for fuck. She's a mind controlled french fuck toy, I mean, sure, she killed her husband, but that's why you only put your dick in the best fuck there once.
>>339829735
Because they're both disguting tumblr waifus that's why.
Kill Mei, Fuck Zarya, Widow, Tracer, And Dva, Marry Pharah.
Kill Symmetra
Fuck Widowmaker
Marry Zarya
>>339823805
Kill Widowmaker (if not, she'd kill me)
Fuck Dva
Marry Mercy
>>339829894
I don't exactly agree, each would have their advantages over the other specimens. The glaring examples would include using the partner's strength to overcome obstacles in life that may be encountered, such as relocating plumbing tools for maintenance and moving your fat ass around. Next, the fat may be useful to help deliver more quantities of the mother's milk to your offspring.
Consider survivability with personal interest.
>>339823805
Marry mercy
That's all I need
POO
>>339831113
reminder that indians shit in the same place they drink and bath
Kill Symmetra
Fuck Widowmaker
Marry Mercy
K Widowmaker
She needs the rest
F Tracer
Won't take shit too seriously, good for a fling.
M Zarya
10-1 she reverts to typical feminine-role shit when it counts, has middle-ground political views, she'd help you get fucking ripped & strong womyn=strong babbies
>>339832275
> caring about political views
Kill turbodyke
Fuck Battle Angel Alita
Marry the human Pandaren
>>339832682
>lol just marry a /pol/tard or tumblrina
Didn't your daddy ever tell you not to stick your dick in crazy?
>>339823805
kill zarya
fuck d.va
marry mercy
the only right answer
Marrying Zarya, Mercy or Pharah is objectively the only correct answer for that category
>>339825926
nigga what da fuq
>>339824959
Patrician taste right here
>>339832986
> wanting to marry poltards and tumblrinas
>>339823805
>All these faggots marrying Mercy/Pharah/Symmetra/Mei
You guys need to consider what they'd be like when they're upset.
What would their fangs look like?
Ah yes, perfect results
>>339833323
You need to work on your reading comprehension.
>>339833524
i did understand but you didn't understand what i meant here >>339832986
>>339823805
Kill Mei
Fuck nearly everyone
Marry Zenyatta
>>339833414
Pharah doesn't give a shit about human life as seen in the comic. She's literally a high functioning pyschopath.
Symmetra is a poo in loo, she's disgusting and will shit all over the carpet.
Mei is a cold blooded killer who has absolutely no qualms about putting an icepick in someones brain over minor disputes.
Mercy is literally perfect and you can't go wrong with her.
>Kill Mei
>Fuck Tracer or D.VA
>Marry Mercy
>>339833524
>>339833604
Wanted to link my previous post here >>339832682
>>339823805
if i marry d.va can i stop her from speaking
>kill Tracer
>fuck Mercy
>marry Mei
deciding who to fuck is hard, second choice to marry would probably be Pharah but I gotta get dem old hags in the bag.
Marry Pharah
Fuck Mercy
Kill Tracer, fucking annoying bitch
Kill Mei
Fuck Widow
Marry Pharah
>>339823805
The robot is a woman?
>>339833690
Is dat Jeff? O_O
Kill Sym because she's stealing our jorbs
Fuck Mei because holy fuck her body type is absolutely perfect and she makes me so hard
Marry Mercy because HEROS NEVER DIE
Kill Symmetra
Marry Tracer
Fuck everyone else
>>339824273
This
>>339823805
Kill you.
Fuck all of them.
Marry Mercy.
>>339833796
What's a woman?
>>339823805
Kill mei
Fuck widowmaker
Marry mercy
>>339833919
A pizza hut in the garage?
>>339823805
No idea who is who but from left to right.
Fuck 7
Marry 8
Kill 3
![mercy_by_nutfullin-d9evk8f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jWvI4O3.jpg "mercy_by_nutfullin-d9evk8f[1].jpg")
>>339823805
kill zarya, fuck widow, marry mercy
>kill Symmetra
>fuck Widowaker
>Marry Mei
>>339833919
AND YOU FIND JEFFREY
AND YOU FIND JEFFREY
AND YOU FIND JEFFREY
>>339823805
Fuck mei
Kill everyone else
Marry Mei
>>339823805
>kill all girls
>fuck winston
>marry winston
>>339823805
Marry and Fuck them all, it's 2016+ plus people don't judge me.
The robot guards my harem while I'm off adventuring.
>>339833753
Ok.
Are you saying your meme-arrow didn't mean 'caring about political views = bad'?
Because I pointed out in response (>>339832986) that not caring about political views means you could marry a '/pol/tard or tumblrina'. Which MY meme-arrow explains is bad.
And then you seemingly agreed with me and contradicted yourself.
What the fuck is your side of the story?
>>339823805
Marry all. Kill all. Fuck all.
Kill Mei
Give a good dicking to D'va
Marry Mercy
>>339833614
>implying the paramedic doesn't have a mean-streak, that all that practice being a therapeutic communicator wouldn't give her a good idea of how to sink the daggers in REALLY deep
>implying she wouldn't have an ENORMOUS ego you'd have to deal with
>>339823805
Kill Zarya, fuck D.Va, marry Tracer.
>>339824959
>kill the black one
>bang the edgy one
>marry the hipster/normy friendly
Sounds about right for /v/
To everyone who'd marry mercy, enjoy raising your Wife's son.
>>339823805
Kill the blue one.
Fuck the British one.
Marry theRobuttor the blonde.
kill widowmaker
fuck mei
marry tracer
>>339823805
Kill Mei
Fuck Widowmaker
Marry Tracer
Kill Widowmaker
Marry Pharah
Fuck Pharah on our wedding night
>>339823805
Kill Symmetra
Fuck Zarya
Marry Zarya
Being Bro with Zenyatta
Kill Widowmaker
Fuck Zenyatta
Marry Mercy
Kill Mei
Fuck Widowmaker
Marry Mercy
Literally and objectively the only correct answer and if you disagree you have no taste.
Fuck Roadhog
Kill Mei
Marry 76
>>339834550
In that order?
>>339829273
I keep seeing this posted quite often.
Are you a buttmad ukroshit by any chance, friend?
>>339835139
What do you think?
>>339825926
>Kill with extreme prejudice
>>339823805
Kill Widowmaker
Fuck Mercy
Marry Pharah
>>339835040
>fucking widowmaker
>marrying mercy
>having taste
You appear to be mistaken, faggot.
>>339834550
Personally I'd kill all then marry them and then fuck them(because sex out of wedlock is a sin)
>They wouldn't fuck Pharah like an Eagle or George Washington
>>339835271
Dumb costanzaposter.
>>339834529
>Zenyatta
>guarding anything on his own
I mean yeah he can beat them to death with his massive balls but if the wind blows on him he explodes.
>>339825926
>Zenyatta - Ponder the universe with
Hope you realize you can't be an equal to him but just a mere student at best.
>>339823805
Kill zarya
Fuck widowmaker
Marry pharah
>>339835326
Why would Isteal Mercy's lover? Mercy is pretty and kind. She deserves to be happy.
>>339823805
How come there's not a single gynoid waifu?
>>339823805
Kill Zarya
Fuck D.Va
Marry Mercy
>>339825491
The only valid opinion.
>>339835784
Because Mercy is going to live forever while Pharah is going to slowly age and die. If you lovingly impregnate Pharah then at least Mercy will be able to watch over a piece of Pharah for eternity.
>>339825926
>Zarya
>comes from conservative siberian town
>she's racist against omnics
>quit fame & fortune career so she could protect her home & family
>/v/ wants to kill her because...pink hair & muscles
How long before /v/ realizes they like Zarya?
>>339836204
When she goes back to Killing filthy Omnics
>>339836335
But she never stopped
>>339836204
She's fun. Her industrial skin is easily the worst in the game, though,
My greatest wish is that her alternate color schemes changed her garish pink hair as well.
>>339836204
Why should I care about that shit? She's fat, Russian and muscular and that's what ultimately matters.
>>339836478
>My greatest wish is that her alternate color schemes changed her garish pink hair as well.
This tbqh pham
>>339836204
Her ideology does not change the fact that her body type and hairstyle are my anti-fetishes. If her hair was pink but a normal style that alone would change a very great deal.
>>339823805
Fuck Pharah
Kill Tracer
Marry Mercy
>>339824273
Fucking 10/10 superb taste anon
>>339824530
>>339824273
these two have it down pat.
>>339836650
>>339836572
But why kill her when you've got a tortured soul like widowmaker & a filthy omnic on the list as well?
>>339823805
kill tracer
fuck widowmaker
marry mei
>>339823805
wow this gamd looks pretentious as fuck.
Kill Mei. KILL MEI.
Fuck Mercy.
Marry Sym.
This is the correct answer. The only answer.
Kill Zenyatta
Fuck Mei
Marry Zarya
>>339836878
Because depriving the world of a body like that would be a crime far worse than any murder.
so /v/ really does have shit taste
>>339836650
>her body type and hairstyle are my anti-fetishes
Your anti-fetishes are my fetishes, anon.
>all these people killing Mei
For what purpose?
>>339837504
She's disgusting and probably a total psychopath.
>>339823805
nice sameface
>>339837565
>and probably a total psychopath
There's really nothing about her background suggesting that.
>>339832275
Since you faggots just search the thread,
>Kill Widowmaker
>Fuck Tracer
>Marry Zarya
Gimme (you)s
>>339837565
Mei is cute and built forsnuggling!
>>339837558
she is fat and annoying
>>339837714
Don't trust the meek exterior- she fucking freezes people to death on a regular basis.
>>339837870
Criminals aren't people and should not be treated as such.
>>339837558
Tumblr made her fat.
>>339837927
PSYCHO
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>>339835212
>I've made that same mistake
based soldier
>>339823805
>dva
use as a living fleshlight
>widowmaker
have my balls drained and be unable to stand for a while
>mei
nah
>zarya
possibly kill robots with her
>pharah
DELICIOUS BROWN MINDBREAK
>symmetra
more delicious brown mindbreak
>tracer
impregnation, constant impregnation
>mercy
sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation only
>zenyatta
don't touch balls
Fuck Zarya
Marry Mei orZenyatta
Kill Symmetra
Marry Mercy, she sees like the most homely/wife material.
Fuck D'va, girls her age need a good dicking
Kill Mei, she looks like the type of girl that no one would care if she went missing.
>>339837558
literally because of retarded fat posters like yourself
Kill em all
Marry none
Fuck yourself
>>339838072
>don't touch balls
He has a lot of them, good luck
>all these people fucking or marrying widowmaker
I know that ass is great but you don't want to have any contact or relationship whatsoever with a brainwashed assassin named widowmaker that killed her last husband.
Almost everyone in this thread is marrying Mercy.
And that's a beautiful thing.
>>339838205
I would care.
>>339838463
zenyatta being last on that list means my balls will be so empty they'll more or less have shriveled up until a few weeks of recuperation
i might have to borrow his balls given the dickings I want to give out
>>339823805
Kill problem hair, fuck D.Va, marry Mei.
>kill Mei
>fuck Widowmaker
>marry Symmetra
I've always had a thing for Indian girls, especially if they're smart. I think I'm pretty much the only person that thinks this on /v/, though. Symmetra is my perfect waifu. <3
kill zarya and symmetra and mei
fuck tracer, widowmaker, pharah
marry d.va, zenyatta, and mercy
>>339840564
scat fetichist i see. our should i say scat fetishit?
>>339823805
>Kill Zarya
>Fuck D.va
>Marry Mercy
>ignore the rest
>>339823805
fuck d.va
fuck widowmaker
fuck mei
kill zarya
marry pharah
kill symmetra
marry tracer
marry mercy
I'm sorry to all of you saying you want to marry Tracer. You can't because I'm going to marry Lena
>>339823805
Kill tranny.
Fuck Widowmaker.
Marry Tracer.
>>339823805
Marry: Pharah
Fuck: Mercy
Kill: Mei
>>339823805
>Marry widowmaker
>Fuck widowmaker
>Kill widowmaker
Become a male widow, fulfilling her namesake. Pure cutlery.
>>339823805
Kill Zarya
Fuck Pharah
Marry Tracer
Second runner up for fuck would be widowmaker and runner up for marry would be mercy.
Marry Mercy
Fuck Mercy
Kill MyselfNever Die
>>339823805
Marry Mercy
Fuck Tracer
Kill the fat one with glasses
>>339837558
to stop the unholy trend of body positivism
>>339823805
Fuck Widow
Marry Mercy
Kill Mei
Kill Mei/D.Va
Fuck Tracer
Marry Mercy
>>339825660
It's sad that I recognize this seemingly innocuous image
>>339823805
Kill Mei
Fuck Widowmaker or Pharah
Marry Mercy
>ctrl+f "kill mercy"
0 results
>ctrl+f "kill pharah"
0 results
>ctrl+f "kill mei"
30 results
>ctrl+f "marry mercy"
45 results
Holy shit, didn't know /v/ good taste in women.
>>339835057
>marrying the Daddy and having Roadhog as a side
Oh yes, anon.
>>339823805
Kill Mei
Spot bro and talk shit about omnis with Zarya
Fuck the rest of them
>>339823805
Kill Overwatch developers, fuck their corpses, and marriage is an pointless institution.
Fuck Mei but would kill later
Definitely kill pharah
Marry Mercy (Die during sex and she can just revive you)
>>339844373
fuck off reaper
>ctrl+f marry Mercy
>47 results
I thought you guys hate old women?
Kill OP
Fuck his sister
Marry his mother
Kill Mei
Fuck Symettra
Marry Zarya and Pharah
>>339823805
kill symmetra
fuck dva
marry mercybe bros with zen
>>339823805
Kill Mei
Fuck Zarya
Marry Pharah
>>339823805
Marry Mercy
Fuck D.Va
Kill Widowmaker so pubs will stop running three of her on attack.
Marry dva
Kill mei
Fuck mercy
>>339823805
Kill DESIGNATED
Fuck Widow
Marry Mercy
>>339825772
> die.
die! die!
>>339823805
Kill Mei
Fuck D.Va
Marry Pharah
Kill Zarya
Fuck Mercy
Marry D.Va
>>339823805
Kill Widowmaker
Fuck D.VA
Marry Pharah
Marry DVA
Fuck Widow
Kill Mei, Tracer, Zarya and the brown girls
>fuck roadhog
>marry roadhog
>cant kill him because health pool and SUNNY D drink
Kill symmetra
Fuck widowmakeror futa zarya
Marry mei
>>339847729
>fuck roadhog
Kill Mercy
Fuck Reinhardt
Marry Reinhardt
The only right choice
>>339831809
Finally someone with some sense
>>339823805
Kill Symmetra
Fuck Widowmaker
Marry Mercy
Marrying Pharra is also acceptable.
I want to fug Zarya so I can literally have my bones jumped and maybe live to tell the tale.
>>339823805
>Kill Symmetra
>Fuck Tracer
>Marry Mercy
>kill Mei
>Marry Roadhog
>fuck Junkrat
>>339823805
Merrily fucking kill all of them.
>>339850667
Why are you still here Reaper?
>>339825196
>That wink at the end
>>339823805
Kill Zaraya
Fuck Widowmaker
Marry Tracer/Mercy
>>339835212
Fuck me thats hilarious. Sauce on the comic?
>>339844778
I do, but she still looks young so it's a conundrum.
Kill mei, fuck widowmaker, marry mercy.
>>339827993
Its how HER last marriage went.
>>339823805
Fuck Dva
Marry Dva
Kill Zenyatta
TURN BOLTS PAY WITH VOLTS
>>339852082
I love Soldier 76 stuff. Its all great.
>>339844265
> t. anarchist
>>339823805
Kill the robot, marry mercy, and fuck tracer
kill Mei
fuck Widow
Marry Pharah
>>339823805
Kill Mei
Fuck Widow
Mary Mercy (anyone who picks something else here is simply retarded)
kill all of them but zenyatta
fuck zenyatta
marry zenyatta
Kill Dva
Fuck Widow
Marry Mercy
>>339823805
KILL WIDOW
FUCK D.VA
MARRY ZENNY
ZENNY IS LOVE
