ITT: we make a game made solely by the ideas of that kid
I'll start. If you hold down the left and right trigger at the intro cutscene you get an extra two lives at the start of the game.
Some saves are traps
If you beat the game 20 times on the same day you unlock a super secret character
>>339793143
The princess fucks you at the end.
Dying over 1000 times gets you an op weapon
>>339793143
If you interact with a certain object 50 times, the player character will drop it and it will break, revealing a super secret powerup inside
You can unlock the best weapon in the game if you go to the drk forest and kill the secret boss
>>339793143
If you press the X button 444 times within a minute while interacting with the main heroine, she strips naked and you can play as her. Naked.
But this only works if you're in the inn the party stays at once a third of the way into the game.
>>339793143
There are over 400 endings and radiant ai.
If you don't press anything and leave the game on for 48 hours a hentai pic will appear on screen for 2 seconds.
>>339793143
If you beat the game 3 times in a row without dying, you unlock spiderman.
>>339793143
If you put in a code my uncle gave me, Mario gets a gun.
>>339793143
It's your fault your parents are breaking up
>>339793143
The whole game is a series of loosely tied plotlines with an edgy high-school teen as the recurring protagonist being the hero in a bunch of situations that will never ever ever happen in real life.
Complete with:
>cheesy dialogue
>qt3.14 girls swooning over protag
>JRPG style graphics with "unique" viewpoint
>time travel and teleportation
and more!chockablock with dank memes of course :^)
You can literally do anything.
>>339798734
We'll call it...Lostboy: A Hero's Tale.
If, in the final dungeon, you drop three copies of the ultimate weapon and press B thirty times on a specific tile, you unlock another dungeon and the true final boss.
