>a 4chan MMO with classes based on boards
Would you play it? How would it work?
>>339786360
No I wouldn't play it because 90% of the players will be edgy, comedian-wannabe teenagers playing as /b/.
>>339786360
Everyone tells each other to fuck off.
Except for /v/ because they're retards.
>>339786360
>trying to get the LOL comic from the loss quest
>instantly run into /co/fags spamming SU and loud house cancer
And the quest is about to prune. Seriously, fuck /co/ players.
>Mods are overpowered bosses
>First hit kill and your ass is banned for being a faggot
No, I wouldn't play it.
>>339786360
Civ4chan was pretty fun, so probably.
>He mains /b/
>>339786360
/b/ would kill everything and it would be up to /v/ to stop them. Call it gay but that is completely feasible.
>>339786360
>They nerfed the final boss to be some ching chong chink
>/fit/ extremely overpowered
>>339786719
>Class: The shitposter
>Ultimate: Ban-Evasion
/his/ here. stat me
>>339787015
>implying anyone on /fit/ is intelligent enough to be anything other than a workhorse (tanks and shit).
I like rangers, so I guess I'll main /out/.
/ck/ might be fun too.
No because MMOs are straight garbage.
peach boards are a pvp enabled zone
>>339786463
I would rather play with them than most faggots that inhabit online games
>they nerf /v/ in gamergate patch
Knew this would happen after tumblr complained
>not maining /tg/ and having your minions do everything for you
>>339787138
I was thinking the same thing
Daily reminder to thank your medi/ck/
>/g/ class is overpowered because it can literally change the game
>No one uses it because the game is not for linux
>play as a Janitor class
>don't get any gold from quests
well this is fucking retarded
>>339786719
>Mods are overpowered bosses
>First hit kill and your ass is banned for being a faggot
I would laugh but goddamn.
Like DFO with class branches. You'd have the vidya boards, the art boards, the homosex boards, the porn boards, the education boards, and the anime boards, and then they'd split and specialize.
>>339787674
We're doomed.
>>339787286
>Implying /tg/ isn't the bard class
I'd main /h/ as a succubus with overwhelmingly lewd powers.
>>339787101
Scribe. Moderate to high intellect. Everything else is average/baseline.
>>339787136
>They're stronger than me so they're dumb!
I'd probably main /an/ as a druid with an /x/ witch/warlock secondary. Maybe /sci/ as an arcane mage.
main antagonist
>>339787904
Beautiful
/pol/ is the class you unlock after beating the game normally and finding out how fucked up everything is.
High intelligence, high strength, high constitution, high wisdom, and high speed, but they don't get any weapons, just their fists and a couple of hand-me-down magic spells from [s4s] and /tv/
>>339787821
> the homosex boards
No need to mention /vg/ twice.
>>339786360
Would it be wrong if I play as /d/?
>>339786360
/g/ would be stupid strong.
>>339786360
>everyone plays as a girl
>everyone chooses the furfag race
>>339788448
>this is what /pol/ actually believes
>>339787091
made me laugh =)
>>339788448
welp
farewell, this was an interesting thread
>>339786360
/sci/ reporting in,/u/ is my secret subclass
>>339788568
It's true, though. All the smart people move over to /pol/ or /sci/.
Hell, /sci/ was my first board, then /v/, then /pol/.
>>339786670
>>339788448
>>339786360
[s4s] master race
>/mu/ is the rapping bard
>says he won't heel you, but still eventually heals you before you die
>doesn't do much else
>/d/ is raiding us fuck, fuck
>one person gets stunlocked and violated in countless unspeakable manners while everyone else flees
>Ruined forever that person leaves his board's guild and joins the /d/ fold
Rinse, repeat until it's just the weirdest, most frightening porn game ever made.
>>339788750
This shit actually reminds me of Forumwarz, whatever happened to that game?
/v/
+10 shitposting
+8 memes
+5 magical defense
special skills:
porn thread distraction - leaves enemies open to critical attacks.
meme storm - bombard enemies with memes reducing intelligence by 5 per level of spell, may also actually hit the caster
weaknesses:
- vulnerable to console war spells
- consumes mana the fastest of all classes, needs constant supply of gamer fuel
- actually having to play video games
>>339788658
Again:
>>339788568
>moot is secret character
>all the enemies are Australian
There's already a proper 4chan RPG game.
incredibly underrated imo. as in it actually fucking works as an actual game.
>>339788658
Pure /sci/ reporting in, /pol/ is trash and politics at large are absolute garbage
Mankind Divided looks like a cool game
>>339788858
Again, but it's true
Prove me wrong.
Oh wait, you can't.
>>339786360
>play as /mlp/
>draw aggro really easy, and is a great tank
>nobody wants to group with them though and would much rather play with nothing but DPS like /d/, /v/ or/pol/
>>339786360
/m/ would be beaten by all the tank classes in pvp:^)
/u/ would have the ability to look like /v/ from a distance and strike before the enemy realizes it's too late.
>nobody wants to main /k/
>>339788750
>>339788831
>[s4s] class
>Complete power over RNG (dubs)
>Lowest intelligence stat
>>339788879
/sci/ has become a lot worse in recent years, but it's still a good board.
If you actually cared about science, you'd realize that the fields need to stop being politicized by feminist ass cancer. I got so fucking pissed when I read about sexist icebergs that I ventured onto /pol/ for the first time and found it wasn't as bad as I had been led on to believe.
>>339789003
i think you mean highest
Bet if this game existed, the best class would be for one of the boards that no one talks about.
>>339789080
You mean... /z/?
What would /d/ be?
>>339789003
>[s4s]
>Starts with 90 in luck stat
>Starts with 2 in everything else
>/v/
>Luck permanently capped below 11
>Start with 1 in every stat but get 2x the growth rate of anyone else
>>339789075
If all the classes were exactly like the boards themselves, [s4s] would be way too OP
So would /fa/ or /cgl/ get the clothing gimmick?
/video games/, /books/, and /vip/ are secret unlockable classes only to people who register in the first 11 months.
>>339789135
you mean /fk/?
>main /v/
>first boss is a witch
>uses transform spell at me
>turned into /r9k/
>mfw
>>339789135
anon...the board is gone
>>339789135
Well it would at least have be a character people can access.
>two /x/ roleplaying in a corner
>>339789219
/fa/ and /cgl/ are gender locked, but essentially the same classexcept /cgl/ gets the repulsive passive, and /fa/ gets the the annoying passive
/u/ and /y/ are also essentially the same class.
>>339788949
I'd main /k/
>>339786993
/b/ = Goonswarm but somehow even worse
/v/ = Pandemic Legion...but worse
All in all it would eventually resemble EvE; everyone gets tired of /b/'s shit eventually after years of domination and they gettheir shit slapped.
>>339789219
You know how Ragnarok Online had that bard/dancer thing?
>>339789027
>going to /pol/ is the only way you can care about being against political correctness restricting academic exploration
A single Orwell essay is enough for most people with functional brains; /pol/'s added diseases are unnecessary
ME:A is shaping up to be another mess given all the staff departures
>>339788914
/hm/ might suck healing cock if they're desperate. the bright armour really catches eyes.
>>339787559
double kek
>>339787674
a mod needs a 70 man raid party at least with a few ban dodgers to tank. so broken.
>>339789283
>/z/ and /fk/ are gone
WHAT THE FUCK
>>339789343
That's not true, all the boys who visit /u/ want to be submissive girls while all the girls who visit /y/ want to be dominant guys
Who /trash/ here?
>>339789415
Nah man we just need to chemo ourselves before it's too late.
Doesn't help that I've always been a fan ofThunderf00t's science videos.
>>339786360
>decide to main a /x/ warlock because it sounds fun
>starting area is full of ERPlayers asking how to summon their tulpa/ succubus minion
>roll traps specced /b/ instead
>>339789515
>he bought the shitty DLC Character
>>339786360
So what you're saying is /a/ and /jp/ are full of wizards?
>>339787904
Fug
>/n/, /out/ and /biz/ team up to make the best team
>are immediately forgotten because no one visits those boards.
>try out a /lit/ class
>can't see shit because of the wall of texts
holy fuck you need a fucking dictionary to play this
>try out /adv/
>literally tells the other faction what to do to win the game
This is rigged
>Main /fit/ class
>Can't adjust my characters height
Triggered
>>339789808
More like can't read anything interesting because the place is full of regressives who scorn you for reading things like We
>>339789140
Support class with a focus on buffing and debuffing via various transformations and boosting or lowering morale. Their bread and butter mechanic is the "penis stack." While attaching a penis to an ally increases stats substantially, you have to be careful as too many stacks of penis can end up decreasing morale and making your allies less effective.
Due to its large amount of battlefield control AoE stuns, tentacle grapples, and confusion effects, a /d/ can function by itself but it has very little in the way of DPS.
>try playing /qa/
>Literally nothing gets done
>>339789808
/lit/ is characterized by bottles of piss and genuine contempt for books
>>339789991
WUZ
>>339789991
are you the /pol/ guy from earlier?
>You can recruit /tv/ as a hired gun
>But all they do is stand there in a power stance waiting until you change your name to Dr Pavel or Bane
>>339786360
Shitposter class
All of everyone plays it
>>339789003
critical damage is multiplied and applied by number of repeating digits; if it's a get like >>123456789 time slows down and ALL incoming attacks multiply the damage by the number off attacks made during the slow
does low damage (single points) if not dubs
>>339788808
/d/ charms and confuses people, and uses attacks people wouldn't think of normally
>>339788781
has a move that will kill, but you might not like the results, also buffs team-mates and de-buffs enemies
>>339788914
immunity to /v/'s porn dump, /b/ raids, and /pol/'s samson option, but is a heavier target for /d/, /trash/, and gets more damage from /toy/
>>339789602
Hey man, it's basically an alternate Druid but it doesn't play at all like /an/.
>main /vp/
>no one sees you
Feels good man
>/vr/
>muh crt filter
>Main /tv/
>use specialization high ground
>no one plays /fla/
>main /po/
>
>>339790271
>Recruit /vp/
>They wait for their turn even though it's real time
>>339790289
>play as /tv/
>partying with friends is disabled
this is going to need a big patch to fix.
>>339788949
This isn't a soccer game though anon
>Final boss is hero
>post game you can track down moot for a final climatic battle
>>339790138
No. Not everyone is on the left. Especially not anymore.
>main /soc/
>use special ability "hookup"
>link up with new partner
>ends up being a trap
>you link up with them
>everything works out fine in the end.
>>339790274
not only is there a crt filter, but any visual design element dated past 31/12/1999 is disabled and resolution is capped at 1024*768
>>339790556
You are, got it.
>>339786360
>/b/ is dps with some rng skills
>/s4s/ is based entirely off of rng
>/v/, /tv/, /co/, and /a/ are generic jack of all trades that specialize in offence or defense
>/fit/ is a tank, but deals fucktons of damage, but takes a long time to level up
>/f/, /mu/, and /tg/ are healers/bards, /f/ is faster with less defense, /mu/ is in the middle, and /tg/ is slow but tanky
>/d/, /h/ and /aco/ are supports that inflict debuffs
>/k/ is ranged dps
>redditors would be like an undead army, and tumblr feminists would be the evil bad guys
would play/10
>>339790474
>You go to fight moot
>He gives a speech to you before fighting4chan has faced numerous challenges over the years, including how to continuously satisfy a community of millions, and ensure the site has the human, technical, and financial resources to continue operating. But the biggest hurdle it's had to overcome is myself. As 4chan's sole administrator, decision maker, and keeper of most of its institutional knowledge, I've come to represent an uncomfortably large single point of failure.
I've spent the past two years working behind the scenes to address these challenges, and to provide 4chan with the foundation it needs to survive me by bolstering its finances, strengthening its infrastructure, and expanding and empowering its team of volunteers. And for the most part, I've succeeded. The site isn't in danger of going under financially any time soon, and it's as fast and stable as ever thanks to continued development and recent server upgrades. Team 4chan is also at its largest, and while I've still been calling the shots, I've delegated many of my responsibilities to a handful of trusted volunteers, most of whom have served the site for years.
That foundation will now be put to the ultimate test, as today I'm retiring as 4chan's administrator. From a user's perspective, nothing should change. A few senior volunteers—including 4chan's lead developer, managing moderator, and server administrator—have stepped up to ensure a smooth transition over the coming weeks.
I'll need time away to decompress and reflect, but I look forward to one day returning to 4chan as its Admin Emeritus or just another Anonymous, and also writing more about my experience running 4chan on my personal blog. The journey has been marked by highs and lows, surprises and disappointments, but ultimately immense satisfaction. I'm humbled to have had the privilege of both founding and presiding over what is easily one of the greatest communities to ever...
>>339790780
>this happened on my birthday
f-fuck you moot...
we never liked you anyway
/a/ - Paladin
/b/ - Wild Mage
/c/ - Witch
/d/ - Shapeshifter
/g/ - Artificer
/k/ - Ranger
/m/ - Mechromancer
/p/ - Spy
/u/ - Enchantress
/v/ - Barbarian
/vr/ - Cleric
/r9k/ - Wizard
[s4s] - Jester
/adv/ - Seer
/an/ - Druid
/asp/ - Archer
/biz/ - Merchant
/cgl/ - Assassin
/ck/ - Chef
/diy/ - Herbalist
/fit/ - Warrior
/jp/ - Samurai
/lit/ - Scribe
/mlp/ - Cavalier
/mu/ - Bard
/pol/ - Illusionist
/qst/ -Game's Narrator
/sci/ - Alchemist
/sp/ - Gladiator
/trv/ - Scout
/tv/ - Hired Gun
/vp/ - Pokemon Trainer
/x/ - Palemaster
/trash/ - Beastlord
Omitted = couldn't think of anything
>Hidden boss is japanese moot
/sp/ here, stat me.
>>339790780
Sorta signified the end of site for me, but I'm still here so... whatever.
what class/board would you ERP as?
>>339790780
>start game as moot trying to fix the site
>finally defeat the memers and shitposters
>get an email with the subject Truth
>you were Hiro the whole time
>>339791386
All of them
But what about /e/?
>/vp/ is a beastmaster that is into beastility
>>339791479
>Hiro looks in the mirror to see moot's reflection
>moot starts lecturing about how they're both moot, one in the same
>Hiro punches the mirror
>Instead goes onto [s4s] to start shitposting
>moot's legacy is destroyed
>>339788641
Slav(e) go home
>/m/ plays just like Armored Core
>>339791158
>/pol/ - Illusionist
>/tv/ - Hited Gun
>/trash/ - Beastlord
kek
>>339791956
And /m/k/ class would play like Metal Wolf Chaos.
>>339790383They aren't your friends
>>339791951
That's not my book anon, the book just looked silly. I'm actuallyCanadian
>/vp/ based class around catching overworld monsters and raising them for battle
>each one has to be trained individually
>when all are fainted you die instantly
>playing in hard mode has them die permenantly
i'm down, where do i sign up?
>>339791158
>no /fit/ as a Monk
>no /fa/ as a Habberdasher
>no /o/ as a Tinkerer
>no /soc/ as a Scryer
>>339789525
>science videos
That bottom feeder garbage he does…?
Go to college, become a scientist, you'll realize how dumb people like him are.
>>339791158
I think /jp/ would prefer Shrine Maiden over Samurai.
OrIdol
>>339786360
/qa/ would be the most overpowered shithole and complete metals cancer
/Trash/ would be the joke class
>>339786360
>/trash/ is the new class
>its OP and funny as fuck
Okay, so /fit/ gets stat buffs for strength/dex, /sci/ gets stat buffs for intelligence, etc. etc. Those make sense.
What would /v/'s stats look like?
I'm thinking, maybe only /v/ class characters understand the concept of the meta, whereas the other players have no metagame knowledge of how anything works and treat it like real life, and not a video game. /v/ doesn't get any stat buffs, but it allows for players to unlock previously secret areas, weapons, dialogue options, etc. that other players can't get.
Thoughts?
>>339796494
/tv/, /pol/ and maybe /co/ are the "meta" classes
>>339787208
For you
>Had a similar idea
>Except instead of a 4chan MMORPG it's SJWs vs Gamergate
>>339798705
Fuck off
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>not playing /m/
>>339786463
How is that any different than being on /v/?
>>339786360
>classes based on boards
Dropped.
Boards should be maps, not classes.
It should be like that old ass RPG forumwarz with troll, attention whore, hacker, etc as classes.
>not playing /fa/ gothninja spec for that sick parkour ability and dodge chance
>>339786719
>implying pro shitposters like me can't solo mods
/mu/ here
Stat me
>>339791158
you forgot
/z/ - One who shall not be named
/fit/brah main all the way
only downsides would be tfw no gf and dudes mirin more than girls. But fuck it. It would just be like real life
>>339791158
/asp/ should be Monk
>>339796836
/pol/'s a brawler/berserker class no question. Low INT, CHA and WIS, but high CON and STR.
I would be a miniboss.
I always had an idea for a 4chan Fighting Game.
>/v/ is a rushdown mixup character with vidya themed moves(throwing hadokens etc.)
>/k/ is a zoning character using different firearms
>/fit/ is a heavy weight large hitbox charge character
>/asp/ is a grappler
>/g/ is the gimmick character with traps they can toss on the ground and all sorts of tools.
>/cgl/ is the movestealing character that steals moves from the other boards
>/tg/ is the overly complex character with three different versions of every special and their movelist is like twice the length of the other characters.
>/b/ is the cancer character for ibuki players.
Play /u/ and huge stat buffs with and to other female characters, discounts on all female services and can temporarily take control of female enemies.
>>339806114
Sounds fun nee-sama
>>339788927
Motherfucker!Good one.
>>339791158
>/m/ - Mechromancer
So we can bonuses when performing sexual favors to machines?
>>339786360
>Would you play it?
No. Sounds like tumblr garbage idea.
/fit/ isn't the warrior, it's the bard/buffing support class. Their entire thing is teaching others to become stronger, they have regular motivation threads, "we're all gonna make it" etc.
>Play is /int/
>You only be non-white characters
>>339808068
Nah, but your characters appearance is based on your IP address and cannot be changed
>>339790271
>party up with /vp/
>he keeps trying to shiny hunt in the middle of the raid
>>339806270
I want to fug that /e/
>>339808783
but the joke is that everybody is black, not a single country gets to be white
>/lgbt/ is a shapeshifter
>/r9k/ is a blood wizard
>/v/ is a blue mage
>/wg/ is a illusionist
>>339807293
/fit/ isn't even human,they left humanity long time ago.
they specialized in outworld magic
each scoop grants you +10% increased dmg
only "flaw" is you have to drink at least 4 scoops 4 times a day
whatever it takes
strayans could turn hostile no matter the faction you play
you wouldnt have a name, just anons
and ofcourse the tripfags, similar mechanic to strayans, but its you who can activate it
>>339809916
>>339807293
>[Creatine] buff that increases strength but has a small % chance of the player losing control over his character
>[Both The Marble And The Sculptor] that increases damage taken but also increases XP gain
>[CHEATING FRAUD] buff that increases all stats but have a long cooldown period afterwards, requiring proper cycling
>[Broscience] increases int
so many posibilities
>locations like, the Bains (complete with a raid boss who can crash the raid with no survivors), Innawoods, the Cathedral of Misogyny, the beta uprising camps (complete with the grinch and a tendy shop), the reddit colonies, ect.
>little quests based on 4chan stories
>Have to rescue a local wench from goblins who are trying to feed her eggs
>have to deliver messages from various /lit/ anons to a booktuber
>spaghetti rocket mount is received for failing a simple fetch quest to a gamestop
>annual events like a quest line for the /a/'s tsundere Christmas carol, complete with the part were the game doesn't render anything besides the characters and THE HEART
>There's a little segment dedicated to laughing at the selucid empire and then another for the >H >R >E in the /his/ starting area
>soccer mom enemies who decrease dps incrementally over time do little patrols just beyond innawoods
>a little side quest about finding the bits of the guy who blew himself up with a grenade
>pick up trash loot like a fit/izen's squatting sandals
I'd multiclass; go with /x/ and /pol/ to be a kek cultist for the meme magic casting.
>Main R9K
>Solo
>>339811214
>not going /pol/ and /fit/ multiclass for VÖLKISCH self-buffs and auras
it's like you don't even want to ride the tiger
>play as /an/
>summon a dozen brown recluse spiders
>>339811562
/vg/ would eat everyone with his full time autists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M8FTi4Gyqg
>>339793123
>/fit/ as a monk
>not /asp/
>>339790741
/tg/ would be a summoner class
>>339786463
>le edgy n shit
>edgy edgy edgy
There goes that buzzword again!
>anons bashing on /b/
>when /v/ is literally no better
Hahaha you fucking queers and your false sense of superiority
>>339812497
calm down with that edge bro.
R9k would be low stats solo but get buffs for each robot close-by, impossible to play solo but high power in a group.
Expansions could be based around other chans like a cyberpunk dlc about lainchan or a robot uprising based on wizchan.
>>339812757
>HE SAID IT AGAIN! WHAT A MAD MAN!
I'd main meme magician /pol/. Can will almost anything into existence, can spot traps, thieves, assassins and traitors(da jews), can double as DPS or Tank. Is boosted in the presence of /s4s/ /v/ /tg/ and /r9k/.
But /the weakness to /lgbt/ /mlp/ and /sci/ is a real let down. Also /k/ and /pol/ dont work well together even though their goals are the same.
>>339812859
r9k would get -100% dmg vs female opponents
>>339786360
>play with /k/
>try to pvp against /a/
>we all die due to glocknades and broken nuggets
>>339791782
>not /trash/
Wouldn't /co/ be overpowered due to its capeshit powers?
What would /z/ be like?
>>339813551
/co/ is the tank class
/lit/
/h/ can be the jackoffof all trades class. They have the possibility to be any class they want but never do because all they do is fap all day.
>>339813397
>not /v/
>>339813691
The Pain.
Would you guys play a game where you play as a loli and travel from /a/ to /x/, each a level with its own boss?
>>339786360
>How would it work?
It's a fantasy setting where all playable characters are trolls.
>>339787674
>meta thread
>gets deleted
WWWWOOOOOOWWWW
>>339813917
Well, I meant stat wise, but I guess it's a good enough answer.
What would the world hub be?
OH LOOK IS FUCKING /m/ GETTING BOARD OF THE MATCH AGAIN
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHEN WILL AN_HIRO NERF THEM ALREADY?
make ways guys i main >>>/tv/
>>339812904
You seem on edge today.
>>339814413
You are a big class
>>339813008
Secondad this
/pol/'s meme magic is way too OP in the US presidential election/Europe immigration crisis patch
epic thread r/4chan!!
>>339791158
>Not /pol/ - Grand Magus of Memes
Do you even meme magic?
PRAISE KEK