>incredibly cute
>excellent physique
>kind and compassionate
>extremely clever
>passionate about animals and the environment
>clearly loves a good, hearty breakfast
>adorable accent
>fangirl of Western movies
>undoubtedly loves snuggling and talking about feelings on chilly Winter nights
>appreciates the art of crappy puns
Why is she so perfect?
Because she doesn't actually exist so you can make anything you damn well please up?
>"Hey, chill out!"
>"Hey, chill out!"
>"Hey, chill out!"
>"Hey, chill out!"
>>339777820
When I grow up I'm creating an android waifu company solely so I can fuck Mei and Widowmaker's phat asses.
she's also a great salt inducer for people who mindlessly get into close quarters with her
>casual mei skin without her coat: never
i don't even give a shit about cosplay but i already know meis fat retard ass is gonna ruin them for a while with all the snot nosed lardasses huffing down hot pockets dressing as her and smelling like dog breath.
>>339777820
>SJWs pushing this "thick" meme
shes a fat fuck that needs to be beheaded
>>339778489
i want to fall asleep on her belly
>>339777820
>>excellent physique
Is it Mei as in May or Mei as in My?
>>339777820
nice bait. Got me to mention it's bait.
>>339778910
May
>>339778910
"May"
dedede did fashion winter coat betterany Kirby x overwatch stuff yet?
Chinese people are vermin, its hard for me to cope with best girl being from that hellhole.
>>339778910
>Mei = May
>Mai = My
>>339779117
"At least it's not Vietnam, Laos, or the Philippines."
You're welcome.
VAPE MEITION
>>339778741
Why didnt they give her that mask. She would have been at least playable without that punchable face.
Besides that armor/gun looks cool
>>339779630
That version was scrapped on the basis of being deemed too similar to Zarya. An even earlier design than that one, before they'd decided on the chubby Eskimo-look, had Mei portrayed as a skinny mountain climber with an ice-pick (Her Yeti Hunter/Abomnible skin recycles some of the elements from this early version).
>>339778771
Woah there buddy you may need to calm down
>>339778910
May, means pretty or beautiful
>you'll never help her undress after a long battle
>>339780956
You'd take a bath with Mei, right /v/?
>>339781384
I'd eat her ass for eternity tbqhwyfamalam
>>339777820
Nice thumbnail.
>>339781384
only if I get to rub the soap on her
>>339777820
>kind and compassionate
lol you fag.
>>339777820
>incredibly cute
Yeah
>excellent physique
Well it's fine
>kind and compassionate
Seems like it
>extremely clever
Also seems that way
>passionate about animals and the environment
It can be annoying depending to which extent.
>clearly loves a good, hearty breakfast
Whatever
>adorable accent
As long as it's understandable
>fangirl of Western movies
Whatever
>undoubtedly loves snuggling and talking about feelings on chilly Winter nights
Uhhh, wha? Feelings?
>appreciates the art of crappy puns
Fine
>Why is she so perfect?
She's not anon, she's notreal
>>339778489
>Sorry sorry I'm sorry... sorry
>>339777820
Mei is everything my gf is irl, except for the love of breakfast.
>>339782375
>woman irl
>implying she isn't a snake who is going to emotionally destroy you sooner or later
>>339782375
How can she not like a good breakfast?
>>339782503
Back to /r9k/ with you, Elliot.
>>339782650
I wouldn't say I'm Roger tier, you're just a retard if you expect to get into any kind of romantic relationship that is going to be remotely enjoyable or worth it in the end. Casual sex is usually where I draw the line nowadays
>>339782814
>In late June, my mother moved out of the Summit Town Homes and bought a house in West Hills. It was the first time my mother bought a house, as she had only rented in the past. The house had recently undergone a renovation, so it was practically brand new. The house had a swimming pool and was located in a nice enough area, though I would have still preferred it if my mother had gotten married to a wealthy man and moved into a mansion. I still continued to pester her to do this, and she still stubbornly refused. I will always resent my mother for refusing to do this. If not for her sake, she should have done it for mine. Joining a family of great wealth would have truly saved my life. I would have a high enough status to attract beautiful girlfriends and live above all of my enemies. All of my horrific troubles would have been eased instantly. It is very selfish of my mother to not consider this.
>>339782375
So, also fictional?
Also,
>stupid frosty lickin' cunt
>when Pharah exists
It's like you don't even want to fly the friendly skies.
>>339778741
can't believe they gave Mei/Bae big fat tits in official artwork.
>>339777820
>adorable accent
I never thought the Chinese accent was cute until Mei.
>>339783076
Her VA is a Hong Konger apparently; is there much of a difference accent-wise between HKers and mainland Chinese?
>>339782968
What prose, kid was a great writer and handsome too. What's not to love faggot?
>>339783202
>I came across this Asian guy who was talking to a white girl. The sight of that filled me with rage. I always felt as if white girls thought less of me because I was half-Asian, but then I see this white girl at the party talking to a full-blooded Asian. I never had that kind of attention from a white girl! And white girls are the only girls I’m attracted to, especially the blondes. How could an ugly Asian attract the attention of a white girl, while a beautiful Eurasian like myself never had any attention from them? I thought with rage. I glared at them for a bit, and then decided I had been insulted enough. I angrily walked toward them and bumped the Asian guy aside, trying to act cocky and arrogant to both the boy and the girl. My drunken state got the better of me, and I almost fell over to the floor after a few minutes of this. They said something along the lines that I was very drunk and that I needed to get some water, so I angrily left them and went out to the front yard, where the main partying happened. Rage fumed inside me as I realized that I just walked away from that confrontation, so I rushed back into the house and spitefully insulted the Asian before walking outside again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFqn8gTmEQw
>>339782968
The dude looked like a douche but I've seen douchier with decently hot girlfriends.
if the Rodge just toned down the creepy autism he could have had a gf.
>>339783202
Incurable autism?
>>339783161
Very different. If you heard a mainland Chinese you would be turned off completely
>>339783332
>blocked in my country
>I'm american
Where the fuck do you live spic?
>>339778741
She would be made fun of because she's so fat
>>339783161
>>339783398
>>339777820
The thing that clinched Mei as waifu material for me was one of her pregame interactions. I can't remember who it was with, but I think it was either D.VA or Tracer.
They're in Hollywood, D.VA asks if Mei isn't hot wearing all her eskimo gear, and Mei goes "Yeah, but it's too late to change!". Moe. As. Fuck.
>>339783668
Yeah, it's Tracer. If Tracer isn't present, she says in a sour tone "I think I'm a bit overdressed for this weather".
>>339778741
I prefer that left art to what we got
Fuck mei fags
Bad as fur fags
>>339777820
>>adorable accent
Are you kidding? The most stand-out thing about her is how hideous her accent is. The only way you could make her voice uglier is to have her start speaking some gutter-Asian language like Vietnamese.
>>339779630
DELETE THIS
