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I will post this everyday until E3.
>>339729703
>pitching a meme
>>339729758
>not being a real life meme
Hi
>>339729818
>engage
I want to be her plaything.
>>339729703
DOODLEEEDOOODLEEEDOOODLEEEDOOP
I'll bite: what is girlwood?
Is she presenting for Ubisoft again this year?
>>339729703
Haha she's barren ahahahaha!
>>339730462
yup
>>339730423
A patriarchal construct that forces women to describe their own self worth and enjoyment in male sexual terms.
>>339730493
Nice.
The only reason I'm hyped for E3 this year is the cringe.
POST YOUR FAVORITE E3 MEMES
>>339730494
What does that mean not in tumblrese?
E3 memes > japan time memes
>>339730625
There has never been a more obvious plant in all of entertainment.
>>339729703
I hope she doesnt make me cring this year, i hope no one makes me cring, but someone always does
>>339730614
just ignore bigots who try to tumblrsplain. it's freekin 2016 and they still haven't gotten the memo, they're lost causes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr57Je1fVvM
Teerlee teerlee teerlee teerlee teerlee
>>339730625
That guy was probably really hyped to become a meme.
>>339730806
doodly
>>339730735
I assume this is some feminist frequency thing or an equivalent to show girls can play video games too? Haven't we known they can for years?
>>339729703
#BRINGBACKMRCAFFEINE
>>339730741
>fuck
>you!
H-hi...
>>339729703
I think her hosting is the good type of bad.
>>339730821
She really is though.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2420416/Aisha-Tyler-42-sobs-reveals-stopped-trying-baby-year-struggle.html
>>339730821
me on the left
>>339730423
Girl version of an erection. Kind of like that exploding ovaries shit.
>>339731052
I'm getting an anxiety attack just looking at that.
>>339730741
>>339730958
>>339731227
>Aisha will never stomp on your balls
Can't wait for all the dank-ass memes to pop up this year through all the cringe worthy material.
>>339730821
>croc death rolled his m8s leg off
>>339731097
that picture tho
>>339731052
>>339731227
>>339731097
Further proof giving women rights was a mistake. Bet she regrets all those wasted years.
>>339729703
>tfw twista ruined her womb
>>339729703
I dont cringe from aisha, I just get really really really happy I wasnt born as her
>>339731636
>Lana will never stomp in your balls
>>339731052
>>339731940
So how was that game anyways?
![char_41558_400x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T6IHkbl.jpg "char_41558_400x400[1].jpg")
>>339729703
>mfw /v/ is a bunch of faggots who legitimately can't stand it when a funny and attractive woman is put in front of them
>>339732493
Trembling man presentation is more memorable than the game
>>339731227
>>339731940
Jesus Christ, story? Was he just THAT fucking nervous?
>>339732594
If that ever happens be sure to let us know so we can find out if you're right
>>339729703
Then you wouldn't mind explaining what its about, right?
>>339732653
https://youtu.be/TZvXNXc6ibw
>this is how people of nordic descent handle stress nowadays
>>339731837
Holy fuck, no remorse
>>339732594
>Aisha
>Funny
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>339731837
Oh fuck
>>339732939
She's got a stand-up special on HBO, it's pretty fuckin' good.
Most female comedians are shit.
How likely is it that the PC gaming conference will just be another GPU advertisement this year?
>>339732801
lurk the fuck more
>>339732594
I just want to fuck her.
>>339731837
>>339730821
>He just looks at him like "dude, seriously?"
>>339732939
the only thing funny about her is the gagging noises I'll be making as she stuffs her girlwood down my throat.
>>339732594
>Niggas
>Attractive
Pick one.
>>339732594
>funny
>attractive
if she had less meat on her she'd be banned in China for cultural insensitivity
>>339733297
But that makes you funny
>>339733372
Are you too scared to say nigger on 4chan
>>339733372
Not every black is a nigger.
Just like not every white is a hillbilly redneck.
>>339731940
>be 15
>get bullied every day
>have to do presentation in front of entire class
>man up and do it
>have paper with me because I didn't prepare jack shit
>read it out loud
>hands start shaking uncontrollably
>you can literally hear the paper vibrating
>even the bullies start to feel sorry for me
>my voice starts cracking as well
>can feel that I'm blushing hard as fuck
>there are tears in my eyes for some reason as well but I'm not even sad, just stressed the fuck out
>get a 4/10 because I just read the entire paper
But at least I faced my fears, just like this guy.
>>339730806
>Teerle
>>339733992
that was 9 years ago btw
mods don't ban pls
>>339729703
Epic
>>339733992
>>339734127
Nice blog fag.You did good, anon.
>>339730695
I don't think it counts as a plant when he blatantly states that he is there on behalf of Ubisoft from a modeling agency.
>>339731940
>>339733992
>Be me
>Don't want to read my paper out loud to whole class so get sent to guidance
>Tell them i have bad anxiety so can't be forced to do it
>get an A and don't have to read infront of anyone.
>>339734206
>>339734348
I didn't even know what ''anxiety'' was because back then we didn't put labels on everyone and everything.
>Aisha will never make you her footstool
>>339733992
>>339734348
Fucking 1st worlders, in my country having anxiety=death
>>339730423
GIRL
WOOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzBrwcrN_To
>>339735228
We can't all have the privilege of being born in a shit hole.
Her jokes are horrible, but they're worth seeing her tower over the manlet french ubisoft developers
Why is E3 always such a mess? Why do they always blow it? How hard is it to just get on the stage, tell what games you're gonna release and then get out?
>>339735761
But then your competitor comes next and does buffoonery and gets 500% more attention on social media and everyone shitposts on /v/
It's a race to the bottom.
>>339729921
wan
mirrion
twoops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw
>already 3 years ago
>>339736459
>Halo television series
>Nothing after 3 years
it's cancelled or what?
>>339729703
I'm looking forward to #girlwood
Ubi's the only one hamming it up anymore
>>339730821
Those are some lazy ass snakes.
>>339736719
I think it exists.
you wouldn't download and rape a girl gamer
>>339736459
was that even the best dog in vidya?
>>339734628
>I didn't even know what ''anxiety'' was because back then we didn't put labels on everyone and everything.
>labels
>''anxiety''
What? I was also in school 9 years ago, and everyone knew what anxiety was, since we all got it when they where announcing who would get what on their exams and end of year tests.
>>339736459
After the other two live action short series, I don't expect anything other than shit. Even if they're written by a competent writer, Microsoft or 343 will force them to use their shitty canon and ruin everything.
life sized living meme
>>339737615
what the fuck man
>>339733372
>>339735228
So why aren't you dead yet for being a faggot?
>>339737615
>flaccid
That's not what "wood" means, dumbass.
>>339736719
Phil Spencer closed it all down when he took over. Only the Quantum Break stuff survived.
http://thenextweb.com/microsoft/2014/07/18/microsoft-closing-xbox-entertainment-studios/#gref
>>339738069
>dem lips
>>339738115
You have to retweet with the hashtag if you want it to grow.
>>339738069
oh god...
>>339729703
I wish she'd meme her ass on my face everyday desu famitsu
>>339731052
>tfw bought it because of that presentation
>tfw later found out he was a cuck SJW
Can't win them all I guess. Comfy game though.
The tech fuck ups on Nintendo's first Treehouse stream were pretty funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnBm8ztIJmQ
>>339730821
fucking goober gators
>>339731052
>>339731940
Berniefag got BTFO when his game sold like shit
>>339729703
How s the last season of Archer?
Kinda grew tired of the show and am don't know if I should bother with the new season.
>>339730806
>Teerlee
U wot m8
>>339731052
Cute guy
Boring game
>you missed watching the best E3 with /v/
I'm glad I don't know that feel.
>>339738780
He's swede, what the fuck did you expect!?
>>339730625
>this happens
>had to leave the stream fe a bit because I couldn't take it
I felt like I've been e-assaulted it was so uncomfortable is this rape?
>>339739057
poop on your toothpaste
>>339730741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzBrwcrN_To
>>339733992
>get nervous
>get erection
Ahhhhhh
>>339739321
>ctrl+f
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzBrwcrN_To
>2 results
Nice job.
>>339729703
looking forward to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY1p8ZgvqYM
So last year FFVII remake and Shenmue 3 got the largest buzz, what will be the thing this year that will make professional press people behave like cocained monkeys?
>>339729703
Oh great now we have another fuckboy spamming E3 thread
I hate you and wish you would die
>>339739272
mr caffeine pls go
>>339733656
Thats a really small stove.
>>339738982
Better than its been in a while.
>>339736459
>>already 3 years ago
>>339739454
hl3
>>339730625
i don't know what happened but i can see the cringe on the faces around. anyone has a link?
>>339733992
>in class
>have to do a presentation
>just wing it
>improvisation+charisma gets me all the points
I loved holding presentations.
>>339739120
>tfw presenting your new hardware by sending it out attached to nubile bitches cant be done anymore in current year
>>339732357
What the Fuck, that was Aisha Tyler? I never knew that.
>>339739507
No, it's a giant delicious brown thiccc amazon.
>>339732594
The writing Lana as the "straight man" in Archer is funny. Aisha Tyler is not funny.
>>339733656
>dat ehss
>>339731097
>fall for le strong independent womyn meme
>spend life whoring around on birth control instead of building a family
>suddenly menopause
>realize that 42 is far too late to start thinking about children
>break down and cry like a bitch
>watch powerlessly as your family dies out because you fell for the feminism meme
>>339739791
This.
She doesnt write her own dialogue, she just has to get it across properly.
She's just not funny.
>>339739321
Oh Christ my sides
>>339739454
I feel sorry for that woman.
>D-do I pretend to feel excited now?
>>339731308
>>339739639
>that guy behind him
>Tfw memes are the real reason to wacth E3 nowadays.
>>339740225
I don't, she was the only reasonable human being in the room.
>>339739639
she asked him fr a new meme and he farted
>>339733112
yes
>>339731940
I will never have sympathy for anyone with those kind of faggot tattoos
>>339730596
That's the only reason I ever watch E3.And I love every second of it holy shit it's like a holiday
Can't wait to watch her make manlets uncomfortable again this year
>>339732594
>funny
Please.
>>339736459
http://youtu.be/LTs0AoaMYGA
>this was over a decade ago
>>339732594
But Lana is the only character that isn't funny in the show.I like the new season so far
>>339742606
Jesus Christ I'm old.
>>339739120
2010 was the year Microsoft went full retard with the Kinect and Sony finally dug themselves out of the hole they made with the PS3
>>339730806
TOM CULLANCY
>>339732594
The fact that she voiced a well-written, funny character doesn't make her inherently funny.
>>339729703
I love Aisha.
>>339743291
>well-written, funny character
This is how I know you didn't watch season 5
>>339729703
MY NAME IS TORNADO
>>339743530
>(Me)
>>339742645
No, Cyril exists.
>>339738069
dayum, i wanna cover my dick on that chocolate
>>339733992
Happened to me in 6th grade. Fuck popcorn reading aloud.
>>339730625
I can't watch this video. The cringe physically hurts me. Is she gonne be there again for this years E3? Fucking hell
>>339743530
give me one too (I only want one)
>>339733992
When I was taking a first aid course, it was some faggot's turn to go in front of the class and show what he had learned on the manikin, he barely did it while shaking like a madman and stuttering. My turn came and for some reason I also started shaking. Did he pass a meme onto me?
>>339729703
Thanks for reminding me to update my filters
>>339736459
>call of duty
That reminds me, why is the new CoD trailer so disliked? I just found out about it through the Mighty No 9 trailer.
>>339744006
>ULTRA RARE SOLO (You)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi7pn0sGA3c
>>339744606
some people are buttmad that you can only get the remaster by paying for the new game + 20$
others are buttmad caw a doody wants to do something besides dicking around in sandnigger countries
Never forget. Yeah, it's CES instead of E3, but that's what just makes it even more amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDYFUEGO
Can I get a (You)?
>>339729703
>you will never swallow her BBGirlwood
>>339744835
HOLE TECHNOLOGY
Aisha's a qt. You guys are dicks.
>>339745271
Thank you anon have one too :^)
>>339744835
The memories.
>hole technology
>controller and headset cradle for no good fucking reason
> improved airflow by sticking a giant fucking frame all over your 360
>"improved stability" for a stationary machine
>smoke grenade and claymore and mag
They must have tried hard to develop a product with absolutely no practical use whatsoever.
>>339745073
That's dumb. Thanks
>>339739432
holy fuck its still funny after all these years
>>339745298
I'd marry her today, to be honest.
>>339742606
How can I both hate and love the mid 00s so much?
Daily reminder that Konami E3 2010 happened.
>>339746260
Indeed, and it wasextreme
>>339733992
>was the side-guy to popular group in school
>all musicians
>we aren't the popular kids but every one knows us and likes us including the popular kids
>graduate
>life turns around due to parents splitting and other shit
>life consists of loneliness and needing alone time
>as time goes on, I avoid people
>get depressed
>get courage to see a doctor about hives I got
>it's from stress
>turns out I'm horribly stressed, likely rooting from parent splitting and zero attention middle child
>gives me pills for stress, anxiety, depression and my unaddressed assburger's
>sign up for sound engineering course because I can't take doing nothing anymore
>get in
>add-on unit in cultural studies
>needs lots of speeches and stuff
>I've stopped taking medication by this point because I'm too scared to see a dr. again and bring attention to myself
>23 year old man
>my assignment requires me to stand up and start a topic discussion with a focus point in sub-culture
>stand up
>turn red
>sweat profusely
>choking on my words
>one guy says from the back to his friend "he went from cute to freak in seconds"
>tear up
>lecturer notices and excuses me from class
>passes me out of pity
>now I am the guy that posts audio-only videos for assignments
>I literally sit in the back facing the corner when my stuff plays just to avoid eye contact
>get great scores on everything
>people begin to notice me again
>make lots of friends
>over explain everything because it's the only way I know how to talk
>apparently people like that about me
I didn't face my fears and now I have friends
>>339746260
>>339739432
This is art.
>>339729703
I don't understand. What does girlwood mean?
>>339732594
>plays a character from a funny script she hasn't written
Tyler is horribly unfunny on her own. I've seen her stand up on Comedy Central. It's really bad.
>>339738069
I understand that her bone structure is feminine enough to be considered attractive but just looking at this pic makes me smell black people BO, why do black people smell so awful? mulattoes tend to not stink but dark 70%+ niggers just fucking stink like shit, it's literally like a shit smell.
>>339746764
Is that a guy
>>339731837
Dinosaurs don't have any feelings
So, where joining where to watch this?
>>339746764
damn it i came
>>339747030
I think your mind is making you think you smell that because you're a racist.
>>339747030
So of them smell bad, yeah. Others smell like cocoa butter.
>>339729703
who is this chocolate godess?
>>339730608tweeru tweeru du du
>>339739432
>>339746260
I wish I could have been here when it happened
>>339747898
I'm a racial realist, i don't hate blacks or abos or papuans, i just acknowledge there considerable genetic differences to all other races.
>>339748613
>racial realist
>racialrealist
>raciaealist
>racialist
>raciist
>racist
>>339748007
>cocoa butter
2bh that isn't a smell I like, fámi
>>339749168
smhtbqhfam
>>339747030
>>339748613
Well, see, the problem is that you're a faggot. A really big one apparently, who enjoys meaty cocks.
I'm sorry you had to find out this way, but the results are conclusive.
>>339749035
DABID
>>339730806
Teerlee teerlee teerlee teerlee teerlee!
>>339749035
>>339749328
>Black people have black skin
>Pass this on to their children
>White people have white skin
>Pass this on to their children
You know, these are genetic differences. He's not wrong.
>>339733992
>get bullied every day
I always thought this was some kind of myth from TV shows and cartoons. Never saw anyone get bullied, ever. Who the fuck bullies? The whole concept is nonsense. If you're a faggot you can just tell a teacher and they get suspended and do it again if they do it again. If you're not a complete fucking faggot you don't get bullied in the first place. For the most part people just want to coexist. Nobody in my experience ever wanted to 'bully' someone just for the sake of it, and once again, the consequences of getting caught are huge. In general any group/community wouldn't allow 'bullying' to start in the first place.
Only fucking white people are so degenerate that bullying is a reality in their communities. Even in my high school with people of all races had zero bullying. Only pure white trash schools must have this shit going on.
What the fuck is wrong with white people, man?
>>339731837
Because lizards are fucking retarded living machines. They detected food in the area and started biting until flesh found it's mouth.
>>339730806
I miss Mr. Caffeine
>>339749515
The physical differences in humans between "races" are so genetically insignificant they are just regarded as superficial.
>>339749515
>Tfw Black
>wife and I had a kid two years ago
>he's white
Explain that
>>339749616
I fought my bully in 5th grade, he was in 6th. My friend, also 5th grade, ended up jumping in as well. No one won or lost, it just kind of.... ended.
Was never bullied again after that.
>>339742606
>Elijah Wood
Don't know why I laughed.
>>339749616
I've bullied and been bullied. It's not that dramatic of a situation, but you don't tell on someone because then you become a faggot to everyone.
>>339749616
>Only pure white trash schools must have this shit going on.
>He doesn't know about ghetto schools
>>339749515
Actually he is. He said "considerable genetic differences". There aren't.
Human beings have been in constant contact with one another (at least in the Old World) since the beginning of man. They travel, they fuck, sometimes they do both. That's why there's redheads in every corner of the globe.
And that's just the visible genetic markers. The stuff you can't see is even less specialized.
>>339750263
Blanched
>>339750263
kek
I can't hate on Aisha Tyler too much at e3, she seems like one of the very few who actually is having fun on stage and really wants to be there.
>>339750301
>I've bullied and been bullied. It's not that dramatic of a situation, but you don't tell on someone because then you become a faggot to everyone.
This.
Bullying is such a buzzword, I hate when adults use it. Just call it "being an asshole" at that point.
>>339750263
>Blacks
>On 4chan
Stop b8ting
>>339750706
What up son? You think we're not here?
>>339750580
No. I'm 6'4 with a girthy 9 inch dick. For what reason would my wife cuck me?
>>339750263
.. well jeeze anon, she's either been unfaithful or have some slave master in the deep recesses of your blood
>>339750706
>Mongolian cartoon site
What do you expect?
>>339745710
>after all these years
What, it was only-
>this 3 years ago
Fuck. I guess it doesn't feel as long since the "next gen" consoles haven't had any fucking games.
>>339732594
>that
>attractive
>>339750797
Prove your black then
what's the worst overall E3 moment?
or entire conference
>>339729703
You said this last year and then didn't. Make up you mind OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfzThMe7bBM
>>339753070
Meant for: >>339752805
>>339750580
I always preferred the asian one.
>>339740576
fuck I forgot about this. It was admittingly funny seeing /v/ blow up when this happened.
Was this the same year girlwood debuted?
>>339750896
>implying its all about the physical
>she prolly cucked you with a white manlet that understands her better than you do
>>339730741
>peggle fucking 3 comint out soon
>still no Insaniquarium sequel
This thread got me into rewatching all the E3 20XX in a nutshell videos
>>339730625
Think he got paid enough to change his face/name and move to Thailand? That's the only way enduring that would be worth it.
>>339754630
>remembering how last year I got up early every day to watch some archive E3 panels with /v/ before the show
>>339754630
I forgot how many technical difficulties there were in 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUXCr8duIGM
>>339739432
>Ascend
Suikoden 6 will be announced this year.
>>339730821
crocodiles are fucking cute
Post cute black girls!
>>339742606
holy shit he can barely contain the laughter
>>339755860
>cute
>black girls
Pick 1
>>339730951
You know it wasn't until I saw this that I understood what the fuck she was saying. Maybe it was the cringe. Maybe it was my retarded ass. Either way I still hate it.
>>339750438
>asian eyes, jew nose, facial hair and color, nigger lips, literal skull shape which houses the brain
>not considerable differences
Alright
>>339753070
>i wanna do the whole interview as ozzy osbourne
>aren't you doing that already?
brutal
>>339729921
>yfw tak fujii has cancer
>>339739868
My sides
>>339730250
I still remember exactly how that Baguette said engage, like a harmony to my ear
