Is /v/ looking forward to Hearts of Iron IV?
>>339668718
I'm counting down my days. Should be fun to play as the Soviet Union and see if I can push all the way into Paris
>inb4 /gsg/ invades this thread
>>339668718
>can't play as germany if you buy the german version of the game because muh hitler
nah I'll fuckin pass m8
>>339669124
> Living in one of the most cucked countries on earth next to sweden
> Surprised when this happens
>>339669124
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>>339669375
stay genuine /gsg/
is it possible to convert the USA to fascism and ally with Germany in this game?
>>339670027
Technically yes, but don't expect any support or content
I heard the game is casual to the extreme because plebs couldn't handle HoI3
any truth to that
>>339670652
it actually seems to be even deeper than HoI3 looking at the dev diaries
>>339670652
HoI3 was autism to the extreme, and only a fraction of Paradox's already autistic playerbase could play it
But yes, HoI4 is casual shit
>>339670885
t. Johan
>>339669124
Kek. THey get shadow hitler instead.
I'm moderately excited.
Stellaris was kind of disappointing but Hearts of Iron is an established series so it should be at least decent.
