I'll start with a heavy one.
>>339662090
Naah he was great.
>>339662090
Compared to every other game that ended with QTEs or no bosses are all, he was pretty good.
how could such a big boss fight fall so flat? was it even part of the planning stages of the game or did they just tack it on? it was fucking painful to sit through.
everyone memed the shit out of him but the fight is unbelievably boring
>>339662090
the only decent boss fight in that whole game was Croc and he wasn't even really a conventional boss fight. more of an environmental hazard. Ivy was just ripped straight from fucking Metroid Prime.
A FUCKING SWORD
I just spent the whole game shooting at Geth Hoppers, I don't need a single one with more HP as the final boss.
>>339663607
Ah, Kos, or some say Kosm...
>>339663691
Fuck, forgot pic.
>>339663682
Fight him without it then you fucking retard
>>339663607
Every screenshot I see of him makes it look like a little action figure. Like he's 5 inches tall or something/
>>339663793
Fuck Saren he was a little bitch
>>339663883
Doesn't change anything. He has like 2 combos and one extra move that are all super easy to dodge and barely change when he flames up. Without the sword it just takes like 20 full minutes of wailing on him for the kill.
So it's a too easy gimmick fight or a super boring Vendrick without the Giant Kinship endurance test.
>>339663883
>gimp my shit up for the "experience"
How about they just design a better boss next time champo
>>339663607
bloodborne had a lot of bosses I would consider disappointing
shadows, rom, the one reborn, amygdala, micolash, wet nurse, hemwick witches, wet nurse, moon presence, emmisary and yharnam
the other fights were pretty good though
>>339663793
I thought it was pretty disappointing until I started playing mass effect 2
Seath. Hyped up as being extremely powerful, instrumental in defeating the other dragons, and he's a complete pushover with a tiny moveset.
>>339664614
>the giant terminator baby
Despite crazy amounts of hate, AO has some of my favorite boss battles in the entire series
>>339662090
My friend is a pretty dudebro chad and brought his xbox over to show this game to me. He played thru almost the whole game as I watched. I remember when the boss fight happened and he beat it. Even he was dumbfounded by it being so bullshit.
We went out for beer and food later that night and he got so shitfaced drunk he revealed to me he's an in the closet gay. He told me while crying.
The game broke him that hard.
>>339663489
He was still a big guy
>>339664932
That's nice. Did you even read the thread topic?
>>339665686
Arkham Asylum, turning people gay since 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqV0C9Ir7RM
>>339664668
That's kind of the point. Souls usually paints these fabled beings that seem to be godly in terms of power but in reality aren't really as powerful as you'd expect and are completely off their prime.
That said it doesn't excuse how irredeemably shit Seath is.
I know this thread is disappointing boss fights but the "raid bosses" In Borderlands 2 are absolute trash. This boss has an AOE that is unavoidable so even if you aren't in the arena and are standing at the area spawn you still get hit.
>>339665772
Yes, and in a series where every "main" game has had more shitty bosses than good ones, the fact fucking AO stands-out really highlights how bad Rocksteady's bosses are. AK was a downgrade in every department, if you even consider the bosses in that game "bosses"
>>339666058
the whole game is trash
>>339662090
Literally every "boss" in Destiny
I dare you to find a more disappointing boss than this
>>339665732
For you.
>>339666139
It is, There's so many bad design choices. But the Raid bosses in particular are just one of the most poorly designed set of fights I've ever seen in a videogame
>>339666139
game is fun, writing is trash
>probably the most impressive looking boss in the game
>biggest pushover
at least he gives you a shit load of souls
>>339666242
>expecting anything more from Assassin's Creed: LOTR Edition
lmao
>>339666353
That's not a boss fight. That's a sequence.
>>339666242
Thread's over, pack it up.
>>339666303
>Rushing The Depths
>Forgot to kill the Channeler once again
>No Homeward Bones
>>339666242
Can someone explain?
>>339666353
>>339666408
I love how Molyneux was basically never around for Fable 2 and this happened.
"We had a meeting," McCormack recalls. "We'd not seen him in weeks because he had other things on. He opened the door, walked in and goes, the hero has a dog, and it dies. And then he left and we didn't see him again for another month. We were like, what the fuck? That was it. That was the direction."
>>339664670
I thought that was pretty out of place and dumb before I played Mass Effect 3
>>339666570
the final boss in Shadow of Mordor is Sauron and guess what?It's a QTE Boss, nothing else
Shame, the game was decent.
>>339662090
>final boss is the fucking devil himself
>entire battle consists of chucking rocks back at him
>>339666570
The boss fight was literally like 4 quick time events and that's it
>>339666719
>>339666786
Sounds about on par for western boss design.
>difficult ass area
>this motherfucker shows
>>339663306
Such a cool design, so boring to "fight"
>>339666947
The classic mistake of making something so badass that there is no way for the player to fight it properly.
>>339666856
it's a callback to DeS where most of the bosses were gimmick fights.
>>339665998
you shut your whore mouth
>>339662090
Every final boss from a mainline Mario game, besides maybe Mario 3. Haven't played 3D World though.
>>339662090
>everyone on /v/ hypes this guy as crazy hard
>whoops he's dead
>>339668675
You literally climb up a skyscraper while Bowser in a cat suit climbs up the building
>>339668949
capra demon isn't hard
it's the fucking dogs
>>339668949
He isn't hard.
People bitch how you got no room to move when the dogs are chasing you down while the Capra Demon is swinging his swords around.
>>339665998
what do you mean you can become too strong in a jrpg where you can grind.
>>339663682
>>339663306
>>339663607
>I don't like gimmick fights because it ruins the Souls experience aimed at hardcore gamers like muhself
Guess what tryhards, every boss doesn't have to be about the difficulty in a souls game. Hell, half of DeS' bosses were not really hard, but that doesn't prevent them from being still fun
The first boss in DS3, forgot his name. I knew that a lot of people going "HOW DO YOU BEAT HIM" were just trolling or whatever but...
I didn't expect to not get hit at all. I was expecting to die at least once. Then again I made a sorcerer and all I had to do was cast magic missile at the darkness while just outside his melee range
>>339669224
Shut the FUCK up you dumb mother fucker. You don't even KNOW what the FUCK you're talking about. I FUCKING wanted an EPIC FUCKING BATTLE with the Dragon God, but all I got was SHOOT THE ARROW. so FUCK YOU
>>339669253
>magic shitter who boasts about "beating" bosses casually
>>339668949
if you survive the first 10 seconds and kill the dogs, you basically made it
>>339663137
That fight was perfect for Tanimura, because he's a counter dude having to counter 20 dudes is about as good as it could've gotten
>>339669291
so fucking dissapointing
>''THE HARDEST BOSS IN THE SERIES!!!11!11!!''
>dies in 2 turns by spamming summons
>no grinding involved either
Fucking Doom Dragon lasted more turns than that.
it's like they tried to combine the old hero and storm king from demons souls and it just came out a hot bubbling pile of shit. this fight is pitifully fucking easy.
what were they thinking?
Axiom Verge bosses are pretty disappointing overall, but it saves the worst for last. With a modest collection of upgrades and weapons, mechanics can be ignored in favor of spamming fire.
>>339668949
Did Dark Souls always look this ugly?
>>339663171
Sandman was far better. Ra's was clearly designed to be the final boss though.
>>339669531 I was expecting some cool boss fight at the top of a wizard tower or something. But what we got was way worse. =(
Not so much Zeus himself but the bullshit fucking QTE event right after him with really short button prompts that are semi-randomized on each repeat. I ended up having to do it like a dozen times, each time taking five minutes or some ridiculously long bullshit like that, and it completely retroactively ruined the whole fucking game for me. I can't remember anything about GOW2 except how much I fucking hate QTE's.
>>339669356
Everyone says magic is completely nerfed and almost useless now, so I thought it'd be fun to try it out for a challenge. Partly because playing the same sword and board is boring as well, wanted to try something completely different.
>>339669224
The problem with gimmick fights is that they're only interesting once. I've gone up against every boss in 3 at least 3 times each, even more on the early ones, yet they still pull out moves I haven't seen before on occasion. It's not much, but it's enough to make the fight a bit more dynamic and enjoyable. Sif is my favorite boss from the series, and he's not hard, but memorable because of his lore. There's nothing interesting or fun about Wolnir, the Dragon God, Ancient Wyvern, etc. aside from their incredibly basic gimmicks. Once you figure them out in three seconds you can beat the boss a billion times easily because they're heavily scripted and linear, allowing for no creativity. Yhorm is probably the worst out of them all because there's actually a pretty fun boss there, but he's made a fucking chore to fight with anything except the Storm Ruler because MUH REFERENCES.
>>339669224
Wow. This is beyond a spicy shitpost. This is genuinely awful. I actually hate this post, and the fact that someone could have thought of this, thought it was quality to post - even as shitposting - then write it out, select all pictures containing cheeseburgers, and then actually fucking post this piece of middle school garbage on this shitty website, making this burning trash heap burn a little hotter, making this meme hell that little bit worse for everybody.
>run around and press E 3 times
>>339666947
I'm playing demons souls for the first time now after playing all the other 4 in the series and it feels really clunky in comparison honestly. So far every boss fight has been underwhelming but I'm still towards the beginning.
>>339669717
How do you like the arrow spamming ?
>>339669536
Its ingrained in everyone's head to summon rush him, and even then, if he is starting on a favorable pre-determined pattern, he will still fuck you up.
Doom Dragon has HP Buffering to stop that.
>>339666242
It was terrible yes, but disappointing? I expected nothing and I got exactly that.
>>339664481
>yharnam, shadows, rom, micolash, amygdala, moon presence, wet nurse (wasnt hard, still was fun if no cheese)
you see thats where you're wrong
>>339669541
I fought him without the ruler and it was fun
15 minutes of heart pumping
maybe you should try it
>>339669972
me and my friend co-oped on our new game plus playthrough for him and after like 8 minutes of dodging his attacks and only getting him down like 20% we finally caved in and pulled out the storm ruler. it is fun to do though
>>339669887
Arrows? Can't use'em. I lack the stats to use even beginner bows. In fact I haven't shoved points into luck, strength or dexterity at all. Or the other one that raises equipment load which I don't remember the name of.
Literally just vigor, endurance, attunement, intelligence and a bit of faith.
Going for pure mage build. If I can't equip it with 7 STR and DEX, I don't need it!
Oh yeah? How about bosses that don't even exist?!
>>339669703
I hated the fucking shit out of the last phase of the Ares fight in God of War 1 because they threw out your entire extended move set and locked you to the giant statue sword and that made me fumble like a retard for about ten deaths, especially since if you fucked up Ares would regain at least half of his "health" easy.
>>339669972
He's a chore to fight because they didn't bother taking the time to give him an interesting moveset. His first and second forms are almost identical with the exception of a higher damage output, and the only thing he did that caught me off guard in the 20 minute long fight was his stomp, which does no damage and doesn't even have a follow-up. He's not awful, but the Storm Ruler should've been an easter egg that you only see by completing Siegward's story line, and he should've been given a better moveset so he's not the most predictable thing in existence, or a reasonable health bar.
>>339664481
>dont forget wet nurse
>>339669918
There are optional bosses in JRPGs that have specific defenses against common cheesing methods like pic related. Dullahan has no excuse.
>>339669224
This 2bh.
Dragon God and Strom King are my favorite bosses.
Fuck gameshitters, cinematic experience all the way.
>>339669972
>15 minutes of heart pumping
>Yhorm has easy to dodge combo 1, easy to dodge combo 2 and easy to dodge big wide drop swing
>15 minutes of roll, swing swing, roll, swing swing with literally no variation or danger
come the fuck on nigga, even Wolnir can surprise you with death fog or wheelie bones. even Crystal Sage has given my alts the occasional humility death by actually swinging his fucking rapier.
>>339669741
Wolnir is easily the worst fight of the game. It doesn't help that it's fucking RNG. They should have made a fight closer to the armored spider where there is just a scheme to get instead of just relying on DPS and sheer luck.
I don't understand the hate on the dragon god though. Yes there is no "creativity", but it feels like an old school puzzle boss and I still feel a chill in my spine when he spits his flames behind me as I pass. Same with ancient wyvern I like this fight.
Yhorm is not difficult. Hell the most difficult thing for me was figuring out how the sword worked but it still feels like a cool fight where you epically put down a giant mofo with a magic sword. The souls games take you so often the power from you than it feels refreshing when they make you OP for just a few secs.
>>339669785
Tell me more about this scat fetish anon
Loved the whole idea behind it, boss was a push over
>>339670256
I was talking about soul arrows, anon. This is literally all you can do when you're a mage.
I thought damage scaling was such a great addition to BoI, I'm surprised they didn't add it before. It really meshes well with a game entirely designed around unpredictable experiences and randomized items resulting in different strength runs. I especially enjoyed fighting his ten minute long boss battle as the lost, a character that can only take two hits at most. The best part about fighting as a character that can only tank one hit is towards the end of the fight, where he has an attack that forces the player to run through a bullet hell at sonic speeds, protecting a gigantic hitbox. Even touhou wouldn't ever dream of doing something like that, but that's just because touhou is too scared to force the player to slow down and really genuinely savour their steak.
But my absolute favourite part was that they decided to nerf the stopwatch shortly after introducing this boss, just so that none of those sneaky players could go and try to eat their steak a little quicker before the mold and rot set in.
Imlerith and Caranthir were better
The fun thing about Souls boss fights is that even the bad ones are still better than 90% of all other recent boss fights. Its also because there are less boss fights today. This is also why Souls is dominating this thread.
>>339669703
i really enjoyed that whole fight
>>339670504
>Wolnir is easily the worst fight of the game. It doesn't help that it's fucking RNG.
Guide to defeating Wolnir on any character easy peasy with no issues:
>Attack his right, your left, bracelet first since it's the one that will be obscured most by fog
>Destroy one on his left, your right, arm
>He'll drag himself forward, stay away from his hands and move backwards
>Hit his last bracelet while he's summoning
>He should never spit gas as long as you do enough damage to him, but if he does then just run backwards and wait, the hitbox on the gas runs out before it fully fades
You should never have problems unless you're doing a SL1 no weapon upgrade run or something.
>Yes there is no "creativity", but it feels like an old school puzzle boss and I still feel a chill in my spine when he spits his flames behind me as I pass.
My problem with it is that it's not a puzzle. You'd have to be literally retarded to not try hitting the rubble upon first walking into the arena since it's the only way to possibly go, and the whole thing feels really anti-climactic. It ends with you punching his chin until he dies for fuck's sake, it's so underwhelming for what was essentially the game's poster boy.
>The souls games take you so often the power from you than it feels refreshing when they make you OP for just a few secs.
I feel like there were better ways to do this than practically forcing you to use Storm Ruler by making Yhorm absurdly resistant to literally everything except it. Just make Storm Ruler an item you can earn by doing a normal puzzle or something, and make Yhorm hard but not tedious without it. That way smarter players are rewarded for their cunning, and players that want to fight him the old fashioned way don't have to either cheese him with headshots and viscerals or spend 20 minutes chipping at his toes.
>>339670635
Oh! Right.
Useful. Terrible in group fights but 1v1 you'll take out just about anything.
Dogs will fuck you up since they're fast and run in circular motions though. You just can't cast fast enough, nor can your spells track well enough.
>all these people thinking they know what a true disappointing boss is like, when the final boss of dead space exists
>>339671387
The fact his bracelt half clips in the ground doesn't help much either. I don't have much trouble with this boss anymore but I just hate it.
>It ends with you punching his chin until he dies for fuck's sake
Kek I get what you mean but on the other hand, the feeling of submitting this giant demon to this pitiful state does somthing to my dick
I can understand your complain about Yhorm though, it doesn't bother me but what you're saying would be cool to pull off
>>339670302
FUCK YOU LEVINE!!!! I WANT MY SONGBIRD BOSS FIGHT DAMMIT!!!!
Demise was tougher as a weird mole creature with water sack toes, even ghirahim was tougher, and the final bosses in other zelda games the last boss fight was a culmination of the entire game, in skyward sword it was like, okay now here is ganon.
Overall I didn't hate the game there were just a few sequences I didn't like(this one especially) and the story could have used more work.
A good boss fight, but a not as great as Devil Hand.
The second-to-last battle (Miracle Matter) was better fight.
>>339663090
>ITT: Disapointing bosses
this sack of health
The final boss was too easy and I hatedragonsas the ultimate antagonist.
>>339670302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV3ubMLd-vM
Fucking EA
>>339671486
I liked it.
>>339672794
>no background music
Seriously, what the fuck
>>339666242
This really takes the cake.
Like, not only is it a fucking quick time boss, it is an insultingly *short* QTE boss. Fucking 4 buttons. Not that I am a fan of QTE bosses, but God of War is really the only game to do it right.
>>339670447
>Neo Shinryu
Level 95, water-resistant equipment attached, all max level dragoons and still can't beat him. Hardest FF boss hands down.
>>339666746
Underrated, fuck this ending.
>>339673415
>Seriously, what the fuck
no music and it's a "hit it until it dies" boss because the game is vague as fuck on how to use the plot token in that boss fight
>>339672097
>was tougher as a weird mole creature with water sack toes
That is bar none the worst ''boss'' fight in Zelda history.
>>339666182
True dat. Raid mechanics are pretty cool, especially your first few times.
It's a shame Vault of Glass was the only real Raid with a capital R. Crota is a glorified strike and King's Fall is simple but punishes mistakes hard.
>>339673003
Fucking EA. I remember being completely baffled at the entrance to the dollhouse- you're chatting with a half of a child, and then suddenly with no warning you're in a completely different world, dropping from the sky. I restarted the whole game, and then looked it up just to find out nope, it's not a glitch, it really does just cut like that.
>hype up this guy from his introduction back in 2002 to 2014 when you finally fight him
>it's a fucking joke
>>339673589
Yiazmat is harder.
>>339674169
not as disappointing as the pillar fight
>>339666856
>Catacombs
>difficult
Try SHORT ass area
you can clear it in like 3 minutes
>>339674923
the what?
>>339675042
the sea slug quest where you beat the queen by having a pillar fall on her
salt in the wound i think
>>339675269
oh but that quest line was practically joke-tier. The Elf quest line was like, the most important one because it ended up with the high-level elf city as reward. Now what matters is the mahjarrat.
>>339675380
you mean when lucien dies in the most retarded manner known to man? dragonkin are such a bullshit asspull
>>339675551
no the big guy now is Sliske. Lucien even having the staff was already an asspull because his first quest gave you a choice between giving it to him and telling him to eat shit. In the end Jagex pretended that quest never happened.
Every boss in Dark Souls III apart from Gundyr.
>>339675746
yeah i remember that. what happened to jagex's writing team after wgs?
>>339675994
Well Andrew and Paul Gower left and after that it was all Markdonalds and his team of fanfic-loving goons.
A recent quest called Dishonor Among Thieves has, no joke, Zamorak saying ''after touching this stone my power level tier has raised to 3, there are 7 in total by the way''. It's really horrifying.
I'm on mobile, has anyone posted this fuckboy yet?
Not only was the fight dumb as fuck, his entire build up as the antagonist is almost nonexistent.
>All the exposition is in a flashback monologue during the final act which comes after a climax
>The exposition isn't even good
How do you fuck up this hard? Even the general guy you fight on top of that mountain was a better fight.
>>339662090
The only good boss fight in the series is Mr. Freeze.
>>339666182
what?
theyre some of the coolest bosses I've ever faced in a shooter
seriously, fuck EA.
>>339676215
jesus christ
>>339676495
the context was unsaveable, but the gameplay wasn't. if his special attacks were twice as fast it would have been a really exciting fight. the problem is it takes him 10 years to cast by then you've rolled to him and smacked him in the face.
imlerith was better because his teleporting second phase kept you on edge, and as i explained above it really wouldn't have been difficult to import that to the eredin fight. also why the fuck does he have no dialogue?
Also the Crysis 2 "final boss".
Damn it, I need to play some new games.
>first form was awesome, best boss fight yet
>second form has literally one attack
>>339664481
>amygdala
>not super-fun once you're actually forced to learn the fight in brutal chalice dungeons
i mean if you just cheese him with projectiles or crotch-attacking-jump-spam-exploits, then yeah
>>339677578
i killed amygdala on my first try without doing either of those things. it's just an easy fight, dude, there's not much to learn
>>339669843
What game is dat?
>>339676985
Haven't actually played FEAR, is that really the final boss?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BAkxg_tcWU
>>339677831
third game
what the fuck
>>339666586
source? thats hilarious
>>339678107
That's so incredibly fucking awful.
>>339677754
half life 1 opposing force
It does not get worse then this, period.
>thread over run by soulsfags
Of course. Dont you niggers play anything else?
Final encounter of XCOM: EW was incredibly dull and disappointing.
>>339678152
Is that Seth from Street Fighter 4
>>339678256
kek
>>339677831
looks like fear 3, so I wouldn't be surprised if the boss fight was shit. You should play fear 1 though, it's a really fun game and one of the few games I play annually.
:^)
>>339678256
Well you weren't supposed to fight him. Martin was the big hero, not you.
>>339678364
>what boss
(i know thats what you meant)
>>339678387
And that sums up everything wrong with oblivions main quest ever.
>>339668949
it's rather the long ass way back full of unavoidable enemies and the RNG that makes this boss shit
>>339676875
Yeah the Eredin fight felt way too easy to cheese with the rend stun. Hearts of Stone was a vast improvement in that department
>>339678167
it's pretty bad.
>>339669843
>>339678175
Yep, just killed this squid the other day.
>Guard; You better gear up, sir. I think this is it.
>Oh shit here's the big fight
>It's a squid that barely does anything while you poke it in the eye until it dies
literally ez boss, got him first try first playthrough
I thought he would be a challenge in his final form since I had some trouble with Flux but nope. At least the music was nice.
>>339666242
Bungie ended the Master Chief storyline with this.
>>339666242
At the very least be a close second
>>339678849
Im pretty sure it ended with a Warthog driving escape homage.
Executioners Chariot tbhfam, was hyped for it but in reality you can just watch him go in circles and occasionally use a crossbow/bow until it falls over
>>339673415
the whole point is to play the chrono chross music sequence
>>339678849
Don't have pics because I don't want him wasting my harddrive. But fuck the Warden. All of the times you got to fight him. And the fucking worst part is that isn't the last time we will fight him because it's already clear he will be helping Cortana with his thousands of bodies in Halo 6. Fuck this guy so fuck hard, I am posting best waifu in the series instead of fucking him.
I hope we get to visit some more alien planets and get the other Covie races to join to make up for the senseless wave after wave of fucking Promethians we got to fight.
Also, For boss fights that DON'T HAPPEN AT ALL DESPITE BEING SAID WE WILL FIGHT HIM AND HE IS THE MAIN FUCKING VILLAIN OF IT ALL: GROM HELLSCREAM OF WOD. FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
>no jasper batt jr in this thread yet
>>339663682
You know what would have been cool? If you had a spell cast on you that made you a giant and you fought him as a giant his size so it felt big and cool.
Just gonna leave this here...
>>339679171
Was that not the point?
>>339678152
the fight wasn't that bad but the game ends right after it was pretty shit, as well as both endings be pretty bad espicially "bad" ending
>>339679171
inb4 "It's shit on purpose" retards
>>339679274
Yeah, but even then the actual fight is horrible and badly designed and boring.
>>339679382
I thought he was way better than Henry since not only did he have an actual purpose, but had way more attacks and phases.
>>339679273
Do you not know what a Boss fight is?
Nameless King. You faggots hyped it up. Younger prince was harder
>>339679365
>>339679382
>he actually thought you were supposed to ENJOY NMH
>>339679830
well i enjoyed almost all of the 2 games
Granted they switched how the fight worked after a month but it was too late. Cool track tho Bungie
>completely decimates you if you aren't totally prepared for the fight (ie: the first time you meet) and understand what to do
>a complete joke once you do
Even the fucking necromancer is harder and that's only because he can summon those fat skellingtons at higher levels.
Halo 4's final boss.
>>339669717
magic is useless in pvp. bout the same in pve
>they turned the cool antihero into an edgelord antagonist
>replaced with a illiterate ape man who constantly curses and yells
>muh daughter
>fuck the world being a utopia, gimme muh daughturr
Man fuck you Activision, this game had potential.
>>339662090
As much as I enjoy what if scenarios. This one was pretty bad.
Not to mention we then had to deal with sick joker in the next game.
>>339663607
I liked him. He was annoying in a good way.
>fucker jumps into a mirror
>mfw
I know it's a cheap shot, but god damn was this fight dumb as hell.
I wish the game would've just ended with Darrow.
>>339669843
Are you fucking shitting me? That was hard for me, what did you do?
>>339678256
To this day I'm wondering who thought it would be a good idea to put him right there.Shit becomes even more absurd if you actually kill him, because as far as I remember he doesn't have a proper death animation and his model just melts away.
>>339662090
>hits Q three times
It was him or Lanius, fucker couldn't survive one vats cycle
>>339666353
Oh shit they're becoming nightingales
>>339678256
do don't like hacking at his ankles or something?
>>339678364
It sucks even more because they were hyping-up that rogue military dude as the big bad, and you're basically assaulting his compound, where he's nowhere to be found
I liked the entirety of Rage, but that really killed any desire to ever play it again. Scorchers had a cool final boss though, which is basically a Mad Max airship you get to unload everything on. AAA girls too
>>339680046
all the story bosses were ass (like the whole story)
the strike and raid bosses were sweet though
>fallout 1
>confronted with a mutated abomination, you can either appeal to it using logic and facts, avoid it entirely and rig the base to explode, or confront it head on
>fallout 2
>confronted with a massive, hulking soldier. you can either convince his soldiers to turn against him or hack into turrets to tip the odds in your favor
>fallout 4
>you meet an old guy and shoot some people
>>339669541
Well the fight is about figuring out how to beat him more than actually beating him. But that was pretty easy too I guess. Still, I think it's a fun little gimmick to switch up the pace.
in all my times playing games
THIS FUCKING GAME has given me such a bad taste in my mouth.
>>339662090
Most bosses in the Arkham series, really.
Though I haven't played AK yet.
>>339672097
Nah, Demise was good. The real disappointing boss fight of SS was that shitty boss of the Pirate Ship, which was otherwise one of the best dungeons across the entire series.
>>339677103
Pretty much every boss fight in MP3 was this for me.
>>339679171
Jesus fucking christ, this. Even for what they were going for, this was a terrible way to end that game.
>>339681407
You don't get to fight him, at all, someone else defeats him for you.
>>339683193
I put plenty of hours into oblivion but fuck the main quest
never got farther than a few steps
>>339663917
This tickles me
>>339681442
They ripped vlad straight from killing floor
>>339666058
>>339666139
>>339666287
>>339666256
Bordelands 2 seemed like it should be a p2w game with how much difficulty scaled with your guns. If you lucked your way into a great gun its a free ride, if you dont the game is bullet sponge hell
>>339666242
It was bizarre when i was playing this game you really get into a groove, and then BANG you and all your captains face off with some other guys in a red field, then you fight one of the weird guys in a red castle, then you kill sauron. Its such a bizarre wild ride and youre just left with your dick in your hand confused.
>>339671156
Was waiting for this, not sure if Eredin was a bitch or Imlerith comes early enough that you aren't OP yet.
>>339666746
One of my favorite games ever, and damn was it sad, fighting this guy.
>>339666586
I saw Molyneux at a Sainsbury's in Guildford yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Sums up this entire DLC
>>339682865
AK has literally no bosses other than a couple hide-and-seek Batmobile tank fights and one glorified stealth part at the very end against AK. You're not missing much.
>>339685212
You for real?
>>339669536
I dunno, I kept seeing that the method was "just summon rush" and it never worked. Even both parties exhausting all of their summons was never enough to actually kill him, and then I'd be left with a Djinnless party to try to finish him off.
>>339685887
How did you find Manus disappointing? He was probably my favorite boss of DS1, him or O and S.
>>339686162
>being this new
>>339686173
Maybe you weren't a high enough level.
>>339686173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsIXkWG_WaM
>>339672097
He's alright when you do it in hero mode with three hearts. SS was garbage as a whole and his big mama form x3 was obnoxious.
>Kill ~10 regular enemies you've seen before
>Even the "revenge" factor doesn't change the fact that they're annoying and easy to kill
>Boss comes in
>Take a few swings
>Wait 15 seconds for him to circle back around again
>Repeat several times
Having him need to circle back around saps all the excitement right out of the fight. I don't care if the Storm Ruler looks cool to use, it's a boring fight with a lot of waiting. A bit better than Dragon God, but not by much.
>>339669541
>>339663682
I have no way of proving it but i think that the Profaned Capital is the most unfinished area in the entire game. It's barren, small (in actual gameplay area) and the positioning of enemies and genral layout feels very hastily put together, like Izalith did in DS1.
My theory is that if they had more time it would have been similar to Eleum Loyce from DS2, where you could fight Yhorm right away after entering the area but to actually defeat him you'd have to explore the Profaned Capital to find the Storm Ruler hidden somewhere first.
>>339678620
>>339681043
This and the free healing pool they give you.... I dunno why they decided this should be the final boss.
>>339671486
That was an awesome boss you gaylord.
>>339672728
best theme too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh-yLIXnc14
>>339669717
Magic isn't useless in pve it just requires you to have more than a single functioning brain cell so 90% of the playerbase is excluded and being able to stomach playing as a witchblade until 2/3 of the game has passed so you can access good pure caster spells.
Nothing more disappointing than a Final Boss you actually have to fight
What is this, a videogame?
>>339686427
>>339686498
I guess. Maybe I was using the wrong summons or something. But I remember being able to drag the fight out for a while after all the summons were done, and still I couldn't kill him.
>>339669741
Gimmick fights and relatively easy but interestingly designed boss fights are far, far better than 'guy in armour with oversized weapon' fights where the entire core tactic is roll through 3 hit combo, hit them twice, roll through aoe, hit twice, repeat ad nauseum that DaS3 and 2 were so enamored with. I remember pretty much every DeS and DaS boss but despite playing the game just a month ago can barely remember the lackluster parade of guy in armours that DaS3 trotted out constantly. Which is a shame because some of them are legitimately decent bosses that just suffer from the fatigue of fighting functionally the exact same boss for the hundredth time.
>>339664481
>every boss fight should be the same boring tryhard 1v1 dodgespam shit
No thanks. As fun as Orphan, Gascoigne, &ct. are if thats all you fought the bosses would be egregiously dull.
>>339669224
You're dumb, I don't like you.
99% of dark souls 2 bosses
>>339686664
i just wish the storm ruler wasn't complete shit outside of their specified gimmick bosses
hell the DS3 ruler says it's a giant slayer in the description and guess what?
IT HURTS EVEN LESS THAN A FUCKING CROSSBOW ON EVERY OTHER GIANT
>>339687379
>tfw I can't even remember any of their names except for Nashandra, some DLC bosses, and Ornstein.
I actually liked the one with the mirror too, but I can't remember anything from him except that he shot lightning or something and summoned and npc to fight you.
>>339669647
low internal resolution without dsfix.
>>339669224
i like most gimmick bosses, but this one is literally hide and seek, and its impossible to die if you are in cover
>>339687506
glass knight was cool and different, but i only remember him and dragonrider names(and the ones you cited too)
Final bosses of Stranger's Wrath & Riddick Butcher Bay
Memelands 1 space squid
Osmund Saddler
Killer Croc from AA
>>339678256
Happens with all Elder Scrolls bosses.
>>339687941
I remember the time i fought him
>get on fire
>theres a lake
>jump on lake
>still on fire and taking damage
>crouch on water
>still on fire
>literally an easier version of a previous boss due to the larger space for mobility
>second form is also a joke
>>339679184
so....the stone tower temple boss in majoras mask?
I was expecting a fucking challenge
>>339688115
its magic fire
Every "boss fight" in arkham knight.
All of them wound up being non-fights or tank battles.
>>339688604
he was the hardest boss until now i died like 4 times, but lost my save and have to start again
>>339663917
Fuck, now I see it
>>339662090
Can't wait to see how fucking terrible this will be in Arkham HD HD edition
>>339687941
Fought him at level 9 in my first playthroughbecause I purposefully skipped every single side questand wasn't surprised how boring he was.
>>339664481
the witches were just annoying to me
>>339678256
Can't you use the wabbajack or whatever on him to make him killable?
>>339687384
the storm ruler not harming giants like they do Yhorm is fucking bullshit
>>339662090
Probably the most disappointed I've ever been with a boss. Unless MMOs count, in which case its Death Wing.
i have no idea what i expected
shit's fucking easy
>>339663607
he felt more like a plot device than a boss.
>>339670302
The Songbird thing convinced me thoroughly that Ken Levine cannot tell a good story. How do you foreshadow an awesome boss fight for like half the game then never deliver?
>>339662090
>fking
>"disappointing" misspelled
I'll take a wild guess and say OP is underaged
>>339678256
But Mankar Camoran was the final boss and his fight was tough
>>339666139
The game is trash but this is none better.
>>339688604
How is sully even remotely disappointing?
Cool music, looks cool has cool moves
turns into an angel and summons his inner self and completely changes his moves in phase 2
Ancient Wyvern there is a disappointment, literally 0 effort on froms part
>>339686665
Pretty much the same. The location of the area makes little sense too. Felt like they made the Dungeon, knew that they had to finish Profaned Capital and just merged them together to give the area comparable size to other major areas.
Shame since the aesthetic of statues lifting things was great.
>>339691228
Please. Even try to pretend Gwyn isn't the easiest thing in the entire series.
>final boss of the game
>easier than the fucking tutorial
>this is okay in any way
>>339691374
just shut the fuck up and get a life
>>339678837
At least there's a chance you can lose that fight.
@>339691374
not even gonna give a (you) to this bait
>>339690601
>that model
it was a different world when they were difficult, high end monsters
Game was great but this fucking thing dragged on for far too long.
Checked through the entire thread.
In terms of disappointment as far as the aesthetics of a boss goes, then nothing in this thread beats this.
The build up to him was spot on, putting ideas of some huge Kraken creature clinging to the sandship, but nope, you go out and are greeted by this stupid looking piece of shit.The fight itself was pretty good as far as Zelda boss fights go though.
>>339691745
kbd was never really high tier, it's just that he was one of the few bosses in the game at that time.
>>339691787
>tentacles literally just clip through ship and don't even create holes
nah, shit fight. same old boring "shoot the giant eye" gimmick.
>>339691787
>that great automaton model in the whip dungeon
>this fucking afternoon nickolodean looking motherfucker
Definitely great lead up and not horrible mechanics comparatively, but it felt so out of place as a boss design.
>>339691885
>>tentacles literally just clip through ship and don't even create holes
They do create holes though.
>>339690375
but deathwing was the only good part of cata?
>>339691947
but they go away after a while, and you can't fall into the holes.
there's no challenge/punishment. it's merely aesthetics.
>>339681442
Agreed. The women in Rage are fucking top notch.
>>339692070
Oh I see what you mean, my bad. I thought you were saying the tentacles just came through without any sort of visual indication.
But yeah it sucks that the holes disappear.
>>339691936
It left a bad taste in my mouth after an otherwise good dungeon.
>>339691408
Thank you for your well written and thought provoking response.
>>339692283
thank YOU for your dumbass, false opinion
>>339679326
Why don't people like the good ending?
Nothing can be more disappointing than this.
>>339663489
>it was fucking painful to sit through
FOR YOU
I've played through the game like 3 times and still have no idea how to actually beat him. I just mash buttons until something happens
>>339664932
>DO YOU FREEZE?
>YOU WILL
The final boss of Darksiders.
He died so fast I was completely taken by surprise.
No one posted this yet?
I'm surprised.
QTE Bosses are the worst.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoskYlh3mwg
>>339693027
>Trophy that requires you to not get hit the whole fight
>Got it somehow
>>339693027
Well that is a relief, I did the same thing. I thought I was the only adult who was too stupid to figure out a Sonic boss fight.
absolutely no reason for him to be as weak as he was considering he was the first real baddie you saw in the game
at least his theme was fuckin great
>>339695849
>lyrics start up
>dead within 5 seconds
He wasn't bad but compared to Gehrman he was easy as fuck and to easy as a final boss.
>>339696683
yeah, at least he's fun on revengence withno upgradesdid you know he actually has a move where he jumps off the platform and rips a huge fuckin pole off the building and starts whacking you with it?
>>339696860
i learnt that when trying to max rank on all stages on revengeance
pretty damn cool but shame it has no chance of getting used in a normal playthrough
seriously i did the intended method my first time through (on hard btw) and even then it was a quick cakewalk
at least armstrong and sam were great
>>339663137
The only thing wrong here was making the game end with you playing as not Kiryu
>>339663682
Fight with sword is to easy
Fight without sword is DPS test damage sponge
>>339697141
at least he can actually feel like a boss fight this way which is nice
i'd like to try armstrong without them but i think it'd be legit impossible without the dodge due to his novas
Good Gimmick fights are better and more memorable than bad to average normal fights desu. Of course I'll take a great fight over a great gimmick one but gimmick bosses add fresh air and variety
>>339673003
No game I've played had ever felt so empty of an experience than this. I played it because people were talking about the previous game and how great this one will be. All I got out of it was half-assed platforming and half-assed zelda combat, but hey at least the game is very pretty and has nice art right?
>>339678152
this was such a cop out, all you did was circle strafe and use the chemical thrower
nothing else was worth shit
>>339697496
>not breaking through his shields
i never had the patience for no upgrades or bamboo sword runs, too tedious for me
also fuck that second fight before the elevator in the tower after monsoon
that is just shitty design all round
>>339697886
yeah i don't know why they thought that was a good idea, maybe they just wanted some filler I guess
>>339698002
it's hardly even filler since you're supposed to skip it anyway
>>339696704
still don't understand that attack he does where he takes away nearly all of your health but sits around waiting for a solid minute for you to deal damage to him and regain all your health in the meantime.
>>339679171
I think him being some leukemia kid was disappointing, but he was a really fucking hard boss I'll give him that.
Those 2 fucking small colossi.
I love the game to death, but FUCK them.
The only blemish on an otherwise brilliant game.
>>339688115
>get on fire
>there's a shallow ass stream of water, no more than three inches maybe
>roll through it
>fire's gone
thanks monster hunter
>Have a boss you really like
>Talk to someone about it
>He say's it was so disappointing
>Ask why
>"Well I looked up all the best strategies before hand and just walked in and killed him instantly with my perfectly geared party"
>Have to try and explain why that would make the boss fight disappointing
But as for really disappointing final bosses, real King Allant from Demon's Souls was awful.
Sure it was technically just a story gate, but it was the very last thing you did, the capstone of the entire thing.
Of slapping a retarded slug man to death.
>>339699094
you don't face both of them at the same time though
>>339696704
It's because you fight him directly after gherman.
It was somewhat of a close call for me since i had a few vials and was freaking out about fighting another boss straight after gherman.
Besides, it hits fairly hard.
>>339699678I just grabbed the image off of some autist's blog who spends way too much time modifying the game and digging up secrets, development leftovers, and nods to Ico
>>339666856
>Make Don't Give Up Skeleteon a boss
>Everyone hate it
But why?
I, too, like running around in circles
Seriously, fuck this guy
And fuck Dalk Fukt
>>339666084
That's nice. Did you even read the thread topic?
>>339678163
Not that hard, dumbass.
every fucking boss in the sunken temple dlc
"Man, after that Ernst boss fight, the last boss must be an incredible fight"
>>339700156
Vagullion is a fucking bitch
I hate him
Worst boss is still those 2 things in the mirror room
>>339697496I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>>339666303
>Died 15 times to him because I thought those arrows were his attacks, and not a channeler up above
Am I retarded?
>>339700808
The ones that change everytime you hit them? They're a bitch, but not as bad as Vagullion or Dark Fact
>>339666242
CELEBRIMBOR
>>339666303
to be honest he can put a fair amount of pressure on you until you realise you can endlessly bait his stomp n charge
>>339663306
I liked his signature lag punch.
Seriously though after he was pinned I was afraid to go out and hit him.
I thought it was going to be a trap, but instead he just lays there taking your attacks.
>>339684807
Eredin was straight-up a bitch
being king unfortunately is not based on who is the best fighter, even Ciri beat him in the books (before she could actually control her powers)
>>339663607
..As you once did for the vacuous Rom
>>339680990
>tfw no more 24 hour no laughing games
>>339672915
>>339687941
fuck these
and fuck pic related
>>339702691
Why not?
>>339703073
They said that the Detective agency was the last one because they feel too old for doing another one.
>>339671082
this fucking boss
>>339669291
Who's that and how did that play out?
>>339702980
I mean
>pic related
>>339678493
>Waaaaah, why doesnt the game litterally suck my dick???
>Why the fuck am i not the chosen one thats been chosen to save the world?
Shut the fuck up and go back to skyrim cunt.
>>339663917
holy fuck
PIC FUCKING RELATED
>what is this game?
>demonic gothic horror? FUCKING YES
>A FUCKING SCYTHE
>DUAL WIELDING SPELLS AND WEAPONS
>OH MY GOD THE PAINTINGS ARE CHANGING YES
>THIS IS THE BEST VILLA EVER
>well, the non-villa levels are kinda meh.. but good enough
>eh, what is this last area with the cliffs and caves? cavemen are the last enemies you fight in this game? did I miss some deep lore?
>oh, the final boss is some randomly slapped together triangels on a small green hill in the sea
>no hit recognition, but you need to keep firing at it for straight 15 minutes
>after it dies, credits roll, the end
WHY DO THIS TO SO SUCH A NICE GAME YOU FUCKING MORONSalso, drakan, fuck drakan
>>339669541
I think the fight would've been more interesting with the storm rules if you were in any actual danger during the fight.
>No stunlocking Yhorm
>Doesnt die in 4 wind waves
Mostly the stunlocking part that bothered me, He has all these flashy and cool moves that he never has any time to do since he's constantly interrupted
>>339662090
https://youtu.be/rYH7K_IRTfw
lel
>>339670501
>tfw crystal sage was my hardest boss on the first playthrough
Played as a low range thef for the first half of the game, got oneshot by his dragonbreath every time until i realised he couldnt hit me when running
>>339703159
Bro...
They have literally said that each batsu, is going to be the last batsu at the end of every batsu for like the past 5 years.
I watched the interview. It was the same mock one they always do. There's going to be another.
>>339703625
oh shit, my bad then.
You want to know a disappointing fucking boss?
This mother fucker right here
>Biggest fucking build up
>All this talk of the infinite cycle
>Cool as shit sequences and speech
>Does fucking nothing but spam some light wave attack that does maybe 14 damage at most
EVEN IN NEW GAME PLUS WHEN ITSYOUDoesnt even use your strong ass skills that could easily end you in seconds or give you a run for your money
>>339703518
>it's an ****electric**** superpower
I don't know why, but seriously, shooting lightning always is the most boring superpower you can get.
effective? sure, stunning people and machines is extremely handy. but it looks like shit, it makes you look like shit, and if you can't go fast with it, government will simply catch you and turn you into a giant battery.
>>339680086
Well yeah that's the whole point. Otherwise the bosses remain difficult because of RNG bullshit.
It works because the first time you fight them you'll probably lose one or two good heroes unless you figure out what to do and quickly.
>>339669224
Pretty much.
Not like Souls was ever hard to begin with except for the firsrt few hours when you're getting used to the mechanics
Shit like Storm King or Old Hero are still one of the best fights in the series so good that DS3 just straight up rips one of the gimmicks, yet most people lke the gimmick bosses in DS3 even though all of them are wrose than DeS gimmick bosses
>>339703765
yeah, it was strangely easy. probably was supposed to be. just look at how much stronger most tough enemies in the game are when compared to the last boss.
but that's just me thinking loud. I heard the boss is harder if you don't level too much.
>>339696112
Aren't Deathwing's scales supposed to be interspersed with gemstones and precious metals?
Even for a Mario game it was pathetically easy.
>>339704008
It really isnt, Daimon is a proper final boss tho
>The astounding music
>The sheer amount of attacks he uses
>The black hole
>The dialouge and build up
>The second form on your second run
Dude was a fucking beast of a boss.
>>339704049
>Okay Taro-san, our new game barely got greenlit and one of the most controversial parts of the last one was its bizarre rhythm game final boss due to its extreme difficulty. Now, tell us again what your plan for Drakengard 3's final boss is?
>I want us to do exactly the same thing. Except make it three times as long and even harder. Change the tempo repeatedly, make the camera swoop around so that the player can't have a visual aid, and make the song fade out at the end so there isn't even an audio cue for the buttons you're meant to press.
What a guy.
>>339696112
The moment you understand what to do, it becomes piece of cake. I was surprised to hear how many people had trouble with Spine.
The boss was cool but fuck them fireballs.
>Select Chalice
>Left click 3-4 times
>Dead
All boss fights devolved into this but still. I can't be too disappointed since I only got it for $0.99 and the core idea of it being a roguelike FPS was pretty revolutionary for 2003.
>>339678849
It hurts knowing what Halo 2 could have been.
>>339681002
Endings have always been the weak link the Deus Ex series.
NMH did bosses so much better than 2 ever did. At least the previous form had that one hit kill move, this one was just embarrassing.
>>339692731
It's your fault for playing the series past Reach.
>>339703293
Absolon was a piece of shit.
the rest of the game was orgasmic for me though.
>guardian boss fight
>>339693027
>>339695409
No, same here. No fucking clue.
Its weird, the rest of the game is great, including boss/rival fights, then just this very last thing is totally screwed up.
>>339696860
Do it with the practice sword with all the 'upgrades' to make it the weakest in the game
>>339704049
Drakengard is just garbage through and through.
>>339666849
Shut the fuck up.
>>339704341
yeah, him and many others I found very enjoyable to fight against.
still, for a cheap explanation why the seneschal was so weak would be that he was tired and just wanted to die already.
>>339706023
nah.
Surprised no one posted this
>>339700651
I liked Sinh, but her and the gank squad were just gay. She died too quickly and was only difficult if enough time passed for her to summon velstadt, and the gank squad you just kited while chipping away at each one.
As I said, Sinh was enjoyable though. A good balance between flying around like a dragon should and ground combat. The poison got annoying though.
>>339707212
holy shit you win
>terrible music
>shit design
>Hit the obvious fucking weakspot to win
Not only that dont you fight him like 3 times? Half the time running up a hill?
>>339707754
That is correct. It's a shitty timed bossfight that you have to beat three fucking times over the course of the game. There was nothing fun about it, it was literally a chore.
>>339707212
Except people have.
>>339673759
>>339662090
Looking at this thread, do you people like any soulsborne bosses?
>>339679770
Boss fights are just too video gamey
>>339709552
People haven't even mentioned half of them, chill your tits.
>>339709552
Kenya and America was a great boss
>>339668949
This.
>He is hard as fuck anon, you will die a lot!
One shot him with my BKH+5 on a jumping attack.
>>339706968
You cant defend that gameplay or that soundtrack.
>>339687941
>decide fuck it I'll try Mehrune's razor for a couple hits
>Kill on 5th hit instantly
>>339671486
Tht was a great boss fight. I was hype as shit through the whole thing. Plus there's like 3 ways you can die where you think you're still fighting... but it's really been over for 5 seconds already
>''he's so hard! getting the quest cape sure is a challenge now!''
>decide to test him out and learn his moves using only 2 DDS and an inventory full of lobsters, level 80 combat stats, no armor whatsoever
>accidentally kill him
woooow
>>339680046
>every raid boss becomes a joke after being able to level higher
I ran Skolas with a bunch of retards a few months ago and he went down like a sack of bricks.
>>339671387
>Guide to Woljob
>not just staying by his hands since the gas can't reach there
>>339663489
>how could such a big boss fight crash so hard? was it even part of the planning stages of the game or did they just tack it on? it was fucking painful to sit through.
fixed thatFOR YOU
>>339685887
what the fuck i had to die like 15 times before making it
>>339706269
oh yeah i remember the huge disappointment.
>>339671156
Play on death march you fucking pussy
>SS1 final boss is a giant fucking monstrosity that can crush you with its toes
>sequel boss is this piece of shit
>>339692470
Hah! Good one.
Fucking Rolf is literally unkillable
nobody ever got him pass 80% HP
>>339678849
not as bad as the final boss for Halo 4 and the Locke from Halo 5
Halo 4:
>villain is hyped up the entire game
>QTE boss fight
Halo 5
>Marketing hypes up the fight between Locke and MC
>shows both of them BTFO by the other in commercials
>the fight is a fucking cinematic
What the fuck