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>>339588413
The Dual Peenus Weanus Technique.....impressive...
>>339588413
Why the fuck are the new characters limited to one event in this game?
parfaits are fucking delicious
>>339588413
>parfait
>>339588413
Cute!! Cute! CUTE!
>>339588413
was her head always that huge
>>339588413
She's not a slut.
She's just going through.. a lot.
>>339588881
Yes.
Same with Peach and Daisy.
>>339588413
>that camera movement
>>339588413
Why does she look so fat here?
>>339589172
why is her pussy talking
>>339590126
stop being a fucking misogynerd
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vagina_Monologues
>>339588413
I'm not convinced. Post more examples.
>>339589621
You mean CUTE.
>>339590584
THICC
I'm not gonna lie, I'm almost tempted to get this shit game because she's in it
>>339590908
I won't tell you not to get the game because I'm most likely getting it myself for a different reason, but if your only reason for it is specifically just Rosalina, let me inform and warn you ahead of time so you know how to spend your money and avoid you needing to complain about the reality back here.
Only.
In.
One.
Event.
Take that as you will.
>>339588413
How many times are you going to post these threads?
>>339588730
Time restraints?
This seems odd since this is a game about a global competition and you can’t play the game with anyone online
Rosalina is fat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAZ3dSw_D2s
>>339588991
No, it's too early for that...
>>339592536
Where did this meme come from
A healthy weight for a girl her size would be no less than 225 pounds
Guess I'll try keeping the thread alivewhile writing my fapfic
>>339593239
I wanted to jack off to this but the player's complete lack of skill is literally triggering me. Is he fucking paralyzed or something?
>>339590908
You can experience the entirety of her part in the game through one or two thirty second webms.
>>339596363
Which is fucking bullshit
>>339596683
>Roleplay
This isn't a Peach thread
>>339596802At least I'm not that daisy shit
This model really bugs me.
Rosalina had already been getting chubbier in the face, and now not only are her facial features closer together on top of the double chin, but she also has a disgusting tan, not even a good tan.
>>339596973
>Deflecting
You're not worth talking to now.
>>339597325
Double chin?
>>339588991
Someone needs to tell her more penis won't make the pain go away before it's too late.
>>339597573
Won't be me.
Bitch is dispensible fap material. Can't wait for the next one.
>>339593382
You can tell that's her favorite part of the track.
>>339592536
White boy detected
>>339593239
Daisy is cute, but needs to git gud.
Do not sexualize the Rosalina
>>339598152
She's sexualizing herself by exposing her shoulders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s4m-Dm1XUE
>>339593239
It's amazing how they manage to make these routines that work on human characters as well as strangely shaped large characters like bowser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5gaNQPbmKA
>>339588413
Shouldn't talk about your mother like that OP, even after what she did for me last night.
>>339601324
I want to feel the Good Vibrations coming out of that behind.
>>339601481
You mean farts?
>>339600814
>Bowser doing pirouettes and cartwheels
This is amazing
Would Rosalina be a good wife?
>>339602015
>Akairot
We can do better than him
>>339588413
Oh god it's like a normal proportioned human wearing a freaky Rosalina mascot head!
>>339602230
Of course. She's already a great mother
>>339602230
Absolutely. Or at least a good mother.
>>339602329
Then go wtach this Daisy one, its even worse.>>339593239
>>339602482
C-Cute
>>339602658
It's the same shit.
>>339589172
>Same with Peach and Daisy.
Daisy's head is in proportion to her fat body.
>>339603176
C-Cuter
>>339588730
Because females need different outfits for every single event they can participate.
Only men get to wear the same clothes for everything they do.
>>339600814
>Hey, should we finally make that sonic and mario platformer crossover everyone is waiting for?
>No, we need to spend the budget on bowser dancing with maracas
I don't even know anymore.
>>339603905
Nintendo and Sega figured properly meshing sonic platforming and Mario platforming in a satisfying way would be literally impossible, so the olympics would be the only setting that worked.
>>339604021
They could at least try kart racing then. People buy these games because of mario and sonic universes, not because of the fucking olympics.
>>339604021
>can't mesh
Mario segments and Sonic segments. Like, the platforming of SA1 Final Egg and Speed Highway come to mind.
>>339595739
Blame it on Mario Kart making her a heavy-class character.
WHERES MY FUCKING SONIC TEAM REMIXES
>>339604096
They thought about that, but with Mario and Sonic at the Olympics and Smash Bros, they didn't want to feel like they were whoring out the comcept of Mario and Sonic being in the same game.
>>339588413
What the hell is your problem bro? Don't call girls sluts. It"s mean
>>339604401
But she should be. She;s not the same size as Peach and Daisy
>>339588413
Peach>Daisy>Wendy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rosalina
>>339589172
where is this from?
>>339606273
Seems to be that Mario Olympics game on the WiiU.
>>339588881
>>339589172
>>339603083
Rosalina's body is basically just Peach's/Daisy's/the only human female body SEGA modeled bodybody just scaled up to be larger. Which in turned made Rosalina's head bigger by comparison. Rosalina's head is probably the largest head in the Mushroom Kingdom minus probably Wario's or Bowser's
>>339604021
Also the Olympics puts a lot of funding into these games.
>>339606304
>Normal people liking Peach
I hope you realize that most normal folks consider her an annoying damsel in distress. If anything they tend to like Rosalina far more.
>tfw those Olympics games entirely replaced the Mario sports games
I just want Strikers Nextreme
>>339606731
What we just had Mario Tennis
>>339606689
Normies think she's Elsa
>>339606304
>normal people caring that much about Peach
>having nostalgia over that one black and white game boy game versus the rest of the series
I can accept the other two but shit's still dumb
>>339606806
but that was shit
>>339605902
Wendy is the worst koopaling by far
I love Rosalina
>>339607556
so the porn artist get a lot more inspiration for her because she's the one girl. She's still naturally the shittiest one.
>>339609267
given that the spin is now associated with her (well Mario had always just borrowed it by taking a Luma anyway), I could totally see this as your typical nintendo tutorial situation.
>press/touch/shake the X to spin out!
>>339596101
>Names video "Daisy is Hot"
>Smash 4 profile pic
>Actually bought the game
>French
He's probably 8
>>339597573
>that pic
I feel like crying
>>339606689
Or maybe Mario & Sonic at Berlin 1936 summer olympics. They could make a cute modeling of der Führer and have him hand out the medals.
>>339611209
bowser x peach is my otp
>>339614329
Goddamn, I thought she was gonna kick Bayonetta right in the pussy.
>>339602658
>>339588413
DUAL WEILD
>>339616347
>>339616453
What the hell are you doing?
>>339616547
You don't want it.
You think you do, but you don't.
>>339615792
>>339616347
>>339616453
>>339616547
calm down retard
>>339616560
Fucked up and refresed my browser. Tried to get sauce on a pic and ended up replying to the wrong post...twice
>>339616687
It looks like some soul crushing hentai. DO WANT
>>339617101
God damn it Mario is the least sexual character I have ever seen, It's just off-putting to see him in such situations.
>>339617383
that isn't a sexual situation
>>339609679
>when you actually know the people in this image
I smile every time.
>>339617383
That's not Mario, it's Rosalina's dad. There's a difference because we don't know who the parents actually are.
>>339617560
How is dog doing?
>>339617560
Congratulations, loser
Want a diploma?
>>339617920
Fuck yeah, man.
>>339617784
He passed away last year. :(
>>339597573
Still waiting on that sauce
Did I miss the dump of Rosalina pics that everyone and their mothers have?
>>339619036
there's still time to join in
>>339618396
Emergence.
Remember, she put it on herself.
Gymnastics and Mario sluts, two of my favorite things to fap to.
>>339603391
or no clothes in sonic characters' cases
>>339588413
>rosalina
>touching the ground
this is fucked up man
>>339619607
She's walked before
>>339619607
She walks in the Mario Galaxy ending.
>>339602347
>reaction to link
>not shulk
WAT
>>339607556
>only girl gets more porn that her "brothers"
>>339614329
Is that a Soul Edge? Nice touch
>>339619220
You really think she deserved all that?
>>339619220
AHAHAHA!! THIS WAS FUCKING GOLD!! I was expecting your typical extreme shit, but damn this was good. Soul crushingly good, just the way I like em. I forgot to fap tho, brb overwatch porn break.
>>339588413
Like you mind.
I want to eat rosalinas parfaits
>>339621408
desu, I didn't think it was too bad then Chapter 7 fucking happened. The ending of Chapter 7 should have been the ending to Chapter 6. I mean holy shit that chapter tho.
>>339625315
It would've been much better I think if she'd been assaulted by some of the criminals and drug dealers she'd been fucking with the whole time who knew she had a lot of money coming in based on her spending habits, instead of the ryona cliche random group of excessively cruel and violent preppy highschool kids. It had no buildup and felt like they were scheduled to show up just to give it a bad ending. Like, "Hey, we're here for the ShindoL doujin? The one where the homeless pregnant chick gets raped and beaten half to death? That you? Alright, let's get to work". It kinda took away from the experience because the whole reason why this doujin fucks people up so badly when they read it is a degree of realism and believability. You really feel like you're tumbling down just reading it. But the ending was just plain over the top, even by comparison to the earlier events.
>>339588991
A lotof dicks.
>>339606979
Gameplay was good as ever, better than the 3DS game. It was just sorely lacking content.
>>339604401
She's a heavy-class character because she needs a heavy-class kart because she's so tall.
