How the fuck do you stop him
>>339585487
Punch him in the face hard.
Tell him a sappy story
>>339585487
Have you tried being a real hard boiled man? I think that might work.
Hit him really hard, don't get hit
Hit him SUUUUUPEEEEERRR~ HARD
Literally, just twist your head to the side, stare, stop moving, stay perfectly still, and look absolutely horrified at something else.
>>339585487
Tell him Nami is the best and he'll agree.
>>339585487
Tell him you prefer pepsi
>>339589457
But hard boiled lost
>>339585487
Tell him to put some pants on