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>pedophiles actually like this shit
Fuck off, newfag.
>>339576313
Not even the skellie likes it. Look at that disgust on his face.
>>339576313
I'm going to die waiting for Orchid Seed's Sorceress.
>>339576313
I feel they wouldn't considering how she looks
>>339576313
>figure of grown woman
>pedophiles actually like this shit
>>339576483
>>339576487
Newfags
>tfw Kotaku has been hiring professional trolls since it's inception
http://imgur.com/a/UuCDi
>>339576313
>giant tits
>wide hips
fuck, that's the ideal lolicon fantasy right there
>>339576313
Jason, go back to shitaku.
>>339576313
I dont think you understand what a pedophile is
>>339577302
newfag detected
>>339576752
the only people who say 'newfags' are people fresh out of >>>/b/
>Fully grown woman
>>339577446
No, they're saying it because newfags really have no idea where OP's shit is from.
Pic very related.
>>339577505
>you're a newfag if you don't remember a literally who post from neogaf
>>339577446
>the only people who say 'newfags' are people fresh out of >>>/b/
This does not reply to everyone. Perhaps you should lurk other boards or lurk more in general.
>>339576409
He's just embarrassed that his mom is acting so lewdly.
>>339577691
>reply
Apply. Time for bed.
>>339577556
No anon. You're a newfag who don't remember the shitstorm from Dragon Crown where all the clickbait journalist call it sexist and even kotaku called the sorceress a lolicon fantasy.
This was all over every website from /v/ to reddit and more. Anyone who isn't a newfag wouldn't have missed the shitstorm.
>>339577556
FYI: It was brought up in every Dragon's Crown thread for years after it's release
>>339577556
>y-yeah well at least I have a life!
>>339576313can you take off the other shoe?
>>339578084
you disgusting podophile
Post pedo fantasies
>>339577782
based af
>>339579658
Prison here I come
>>339577556
it's been posted hundreds if not thousands of times, so yes you're a newfag if you haven't seen it before
Waifu fags done fucked up vidya, bottom line cut and dry.
>>339580402
I hope so, looks horrible.
>>339577762
How the fuck did she do the thing with her nipples?
>>339576313
>pedophiles
>picture of a fully developed woman with cow tits
>Kotaku
????
fbi don't track me nao
>>339580585
Tape
>>339577556
You really are if you don't remember since it was more than a post you nigger
Lurk fucking moar
>>339581686
amazing
>>339580402
ROBIN-SWWAAAAAAAAAN
>>339576313
Are there panties underneath? If sowhat kind?
>>339581914
magical
>>339576752
Fucking weird considering the meme isn't even that old.
>>339580894
>korra
>elongated torso
Korra is stumpy as hell.
>>339579658
Boy I sure love little anime children.
>>339582810
Just sick
Look at this pedo shit
This is why the world has gone to shit
Its disgusting
>>339583118
>that waist
>in a corset
THICK
Why is this allowed?
>>339583583
>androids designed by raita will never exist
>>339583583
>>339583298
Ban this sick filth
Is this the buyfag thread?
You all deserve jail time
Single-handedly turned an entire generation of males into pedophiles. Thanks Japan!
>>339583118
>>339582810
Did the bitch ever heard of something called a hairbrush?
>>339584103
Send me.
>>339583971
What's this?What's a good way to start? Been meaning to get into a life of figs and statues but I don't know how.
>>339577798
implying i give a shit
>>339584531
sent ;)
can't fucking wait
>>339584598
>buy figure
>hot glue
>take pics
>buy more
>>339584614
No one is implying anything. You are just a cancerous newfag, this is a fact
too big
>>339584712
>want to buy figs
>no autism bucks
>job but not even enough for all basic needs
>don't buy figs
One day
>>339584664
>got an email from Goodsmile telling me that my card doesn't work anymore, asking me to update my details.
>"oh yeah, I forgot about getting that replaced"
I'd like to be off the slippery slope. Should I make this figure my last, or pretend I never ordered it?
>>339584483
I'm sure she did
>>339584921
This one will be the last, anon. This time for sure.
>>339584598
Looks like a Kagamine Rin figure, dunno which one
Just find characters you like and buy their figures. Its really nothing fancy
>>339584851
>too big
>>339584664
>police show up on delivery
>>339584953
That hair is fine.
I mean it is super long but it doesn't look unkept. Unlike the bitch with the brown hair who looks like a wet dog.
Where can you find that version?
Its sold out
I want some sorc feets statue dammit
>>339585348
resellers or reproduction
the good dragons crown figs sell out fast
>>339576363
t. newfag
>>339585348
Good luck on the aftermarket. Be ready to pay like 50$ more for you pedo statue.
>>339585348
http://www.play-asia.com/dragons-crown-sorceress/13/7098cj
210$
>>339585242
>Unlike the bitch with the brown hair who looks like a wet dog.
>Brown hair
Is this >>339583118 really brown? I've always considered it more dark blonde, with brown being more along the lines of >>339581686 or >>339585034.
>>339585592
>Is this >>339583118 really brown? I've always considered it more dark blonde, with brown being more along the lines of
What are you a fucking girl?
It's brown you faggot.
Amazon>sorceress>>>>>>>>Elf
>>339585784
uh tiki > elf > sorceress > amazon
>>339585725
Hey, your the one who started bitching about hair in a thread about tits, who is the real faggot here?
I was just mentioning that you can't tell the difference between brown and blonde.
>>339585839
Utter shit taste
This is your wife tonight
>>339586218
I'm no muslim. I take my wife for life.
>>339586218
Give me twintails and it's a done deal
>>339586218
Is she always so smug?
>>339585932
One is light brown the other is dark brown.
Stop being such a faggot, faggot.
This is blond >>339584712 >>339582834
>>339586679
So you can recognize the difference between light and dark brown, but not between light and dark blonde.
Keep trying, I'm sure one day you'll overcome your deficiencies and cease to be a faggot.
Well that may be hoping for too much, but you'll at least be less of one.
>>339587457
What is wrong with her everything?
>>339586218
And this is my wife tonight
>>339589560
You gigantic pedophile, go back to Africa
>>339576313
>Sorceress with visible footpussy
They know their public for sure.
>>339576313
Nice meme
>>339577556
yes, that makes you a newfag because this shit is posted all the fucking time, I honestly don't understand how you can claim to browse this board and not see that image
>>339576313
I dont get it op, are you "pretending" to be retarded again?
>>339592487
Ironic
>>339576313
Haha, I get it.
>>339592487
Read the thread.
>>339591909
>>339581751
>>339580197
>L-lurk moar fgt!...g-guise i said the thing! a-am i an oldfag now?
Why so desperate for validation lads. There are no upvotes here
>those tits
>pedophiles
>>339593052
Kill yourself
>>339593178
I'm sorry i struck a nerve
>>339577556
Newfag has been meaningless since 06. Anyone who frequented 4chan during or post Scientology protests are newfags
>>339576313
>tfw her tits aren't even BIG ENOUGH for me
Anyone feel the same way famalams?
>>339593052
0/10
>>339585034
Disgusting kiddy diddler
>>339593442
Not torpedo enough imo.
>>339588231
Literally the most visually unappealing shit ive ever seen.
Someone actually looked at this and thought
>yes, this is perfect. This will sell
>>339586876
>>339583118
This will never be translated, will it?
>>339592591
>>339592884
I was pretending to be retarded...
>>339594739Do you have any vanilla, huge/massive tit H-manga recommendations, famalam?
>>339594739
That's a suitable size.
>>339594753
Newfags get out
>>339594739
>80% of piero's work are dark rape cave stuff
HIS FEW HAPPIER WORKS ARE SO GOOD TOO FUCK
>the dragons crown contraversy was 3 years ago and its STILL making people mad
>>339594965
I enjoy both.
Feels good man.
>Fakku took Uo Denim and Methonium from us
OVER THE FUCKING LINE
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
This is my kind of thread
>>339582810
sauce
>>339594739
oh god theyre so rdiculously large
>>339595169thank you
>>339595143
Can't lie, I have a reaction folder specifically dedicated to grills with huge tits.
>>339594994
Because he's THAT fucking retarded.
>>339580402
publicly
>>339595169
>that thread
Getting so many boners right now
>>339594739
Piero is so good
>>339585034
wer dis frum?
>>339595359
>>339595584
You could also try this thread if you need more >>>/d/6790499
There is also a thread on /trash/, but it's at least half furry.
>>339595703
Oppai Baka
>>339595767
Too bad he's probably dead
>>339585034
>you'll never have you neck broken by giant tiddies
>>339595767
thanks mein kampf
>>339576313
I'd smack her pussy and lubricate it with spit and raping her clit.
She would be making faces like she was taking a shit
>>339593338
>Anyone who frequented 4chan during or post Scientology protests are newfags
Newfag here, you wanna elaborate on that?
>>339587457
alchemy gone wrong?
>>339595426
you better be insulting the people in this thread and not based assad
>>339576313
>Pedophiles
Maybe if she looked like this.
>>339597164
Why is loli so disgusting?
>>339596047
Feels bad man
>>339593723
see>>339577556
>>339597164
now tell me its a trap and i'm in
>>339597347
8yo asian boy chest?
This just in: Fucking little girls is ok if they have a penis.
Source: >>339597493id suck a feminine dick
>>339597383
>Five secs
Don't be so sure about that man, those boobs put force on the buttons that is directed right against how you have to pull the shirt to unbutton it.
>>339597164
Liking flat chested women is a excuse for pedophilia. Stop.
>>339597656
She's drawn to be an actual child in that shot. Her hips are smaller, her breasts are smaller, her face is younger, and she's much shorter. It's not just the chest.
>>339584953
Is that Rose Quartz?
>>339597164
>being this new
Please stop.
inb4 "fifth level irony hurr hurr pretending to be retarded"
>>339597164
Yeah that's more like it
>>339576313
Why is this figurine doing a tub girl?
>>339582342
It's been four years dude.
>>339597164
I remember that thread, good times.
You wouldn't happen to have all the other edits too would you?
I live in Japan but don't know the rules on loli's and things like that. However I did buy dragons crown on ps3 and the guy gave me a discriminating look.
>>339597164
Real women don't have boobs.
That is the least pedophilic thing in this thread.
>>339597490
I'd like you to tell me where I called him a newfag instead of merely directing him to the source of the joke.
>>339576313
You still owe Hulkamania money
>>339597164
Looked like what, average woman?
>>339577782
Still based.
>>339599553
Ryouko wrote an article about Dragon's Crown?
>>339599634
Who? Oh you mean Shadow? Yeah I guess he did.
>>339599120
old vs new powerpuff girls?
There are not enough lolis in this thread
>sorceress will never save the world by casting a spell that makes all of civilization shrink and have to live on her and amazon's bodies
i want to be on a huge soft butt so bad
>>339600973
it wouldnt feel soft if you were so small
>>339576313
>I'm from Reddit and/or am a baiting nigger
>>339579658
going to jail, but with a smile on my face
>>339601037
damn it
what if i'm comparatively larger, but still small enough to be snug in between the glutes? would it be soft then?
>>339601202
Are you being ironic?
Is this the sorceress thread?
>paizuri from Sorceress never
>>339601514
If you want it to be
>>339601626
Sorceress is a good girl, she'd never do things like that.
>>339576313
Test
God I wish this game would get some additional content.
>>339601715
Depends on the day
>>339580713
kotaku reviewer or some shit said that those who like sorceress and other hour glass figure animated or drawn characters were lolicons. /v/ had a field day
>>339601602
cosplay with a busty woman would solve your problem
>>339576313
>about to send in my payment for her
Feels good
The best girl in DC is actuallyelf
>>339601715
Finish what you start faggot.
>>339602113
I saw no interest so I stopped.
BIG ANIME TITTES
Was Dragon Crown actually any good outside of its graphics?
>>339601908
I love me some torn pantyhose.
>>339602348
Huh, I'd never seen that one before.
>>339602348
tits too small
>>339576313
Jason Schreier pls go
>>339602381
pretty fun beat em up. dwarf throw explosions still the best.
>>339602381
It was. Online/Offline co-op was a blast.
>>339602513
Matsu really likes the game.
>>339602598
So I've noticed.
>>339579658
Please dont imprison me FBI
>>339602791
You know the rules.
>>339593338
Chanology was 08 you ancientfag
>>339602702
>actual pedo goes away
phew, though i'd have to go on a 'flat is murder' tangent
>>339600576
yeah
>for some (or no) reason, they put the girls and ms. keane into high school
>>339602879
shit, guess I'm a pedophile now
>>339602983
>monstrous balloon tits
>>339603115
>This triggers the autist.
>>339603305
Piss off. I won't rub your belly no matter how many times you ask.
>>339603305
>moot
nah bro he's not around anymore
sadly, though nipboss isn't bad
>>339603386
Rub myPussy, Onii-chan
>>339603305
>>339603438
>>339603530
Who
>>339597383
Those tits look so under pressure that I doubt I would have to do anything.
>>339603206
This stimulates my lolicon fantasies
>>339596443
kek
>>339603839
Go on
>>339599120
Holy shit mrs. keen got cancer
>>339603115
Its because they have babies inside them
>>339576313
FEET
>>339603115
cant tell if youre trolling or not
damn my sarcasm detector is busted
>>339603305
This pick is like a critical hit. Random but when it appears, damn does it hit me
>>339602936
exactly
>>339576313
Paedophiles? she's fully developed so I don't think so
>tfw no American gf
I've got a blog with over a thousand pics of big anime tiddy. I'll be sentenced to life.
>>339605228
>tits on the table while eating
she must be american, no fucking table manners
>>339576313
Das some epic service right there.
Who is the artists that made it or designed it for the company that sells it?
>>339605418
If you got a month in prison for every centimeter of bust you had on your computer, i'd make parole around 2164
>>339603839
please post the entire thing in an appropriate thread on /d/ so we can all go enjoy it.
>>>/d/catalog
Butts are better than boobsin my opinion, and only by a marginal amountalso the objectively best part of a woman is if she has a nicepersonality and demeanor
>>339605574
Best demon king
You guys are pedos.
>>339605642
>>339605418
>not a death sentence
Fucking plebs get out of my cell
>>339605905
Can't help it.
Sorceress does that to you, can't contain your lolicon fantasies with her.
>>339605464
She can't help that.
>>339606035
Now this is the stuff
>>339603107
If anyone references Kung-Pow, they must stream it. Them's the rules
>>339606264
That pic reminds me of Gomesu
Huge thick, plump girls who give the impression of being tall as fuck as well are one of my many, many fetishes
>>339576313
is there a shot with pantsu?
>>339577782
savage
>>339606264
I love boob spill
>>339607009
I love muffintops that spill out and wobble about, especially if the girl has nice hips, nice thighs and a nice ass
>>339606640
I wanna fuck that rabbit.
>>339607386
me too.
and soft stomachs.
>>339607637
disgusting lolicon
>>339587457
this will always be one of the worst figs of all time. How do you fuck up that badly? Where did those jutting hip knifes come from? How do you fuck up boobs that badly? Why does it look like you took the head off of a smaller fig and put it on this one?
Then call the cops. I don't give a fuck!
>>339608101
I didn't even see the hips the first time, what on earth?
Lets take a turn here
Post a few women who are 'unrealistic' by that same article's claim. If you're unfamiliar, this is the voice actress of Rose, from street fighter.
>>339577505
>That one photographer who BTFO the guy
Every time.
>>339599423
Ireland?
Alright lets be real here for a fucking second.
Dwarf is the undisputed best character
>>339608671
I wonder if the photographer got banned at some point. Doesn't seem like the type of person who could last there.
>>339608752
>>339608591
Disgusting.
How dare that woman be attractive and stimulating mens fantasies, needs to be unattractive and fat but strong willed!
>>339608752
>>339608972
>>339608994
keep it vidya though
this is the woman who posted a rebuttal to that article, she, as a busty woman, had a lot to say
>>339609173
>strong willed
So why are they fat?
>>339608945
Perfection
Im saving this thread from itself. You are all going to jail
>>339584103
THICK
THICK!!!!!!
FUCKING THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!
should i buy dragons crown? been considering it lately
>>339609589
Can't be helped
ITT: OP post a /v/ meme to try and expose the summer
>>339584103
>>339602963
When's Darkstalkers 4?
>>339609843
Its my couch-op game of choice. Its also fine solo and the online works good if you can find a party. Id definitely recommend it if your a fan of the genre or want something to kill a few nights with some pals
>>339609914
Muh D
>>339584103
>>339609914
Dat doujin though.
>>339609350
They need to be strong willed so that they don't care that they are fat slobs and do convince themselves that they are beatiful and it is the OTHERS who are wrong, others being mostly men but also women who dare to actually like being attractive to men and have not seen the light yet.
>>339610194White>Orange, that's a fact.
>>339610194
would be nice if she didnt have the plague
>>339610059
supposedly after SF5 is finished with all updates
so never
>>339579989
That's not where the shaft is supposed to go
>>339608671
>Jayson goes on Total Biscits podcast
>Dragons Crown gets brought up
>I totally didnt want the game to fail guys, it was just some harmless fluff thats all
>Wrote a smear piece about the lead designer/company owner, talked insane shit for days on end, spurred on a legion of idiots trying to hassle anyone who gave the game praise, culminated in over a solid month of these people making an ass of themselves
>Dragons Crown is Vanillawares all time best seller
>But maybe you should be thanking me that the game got so much exposure guys :^)
Then maybe you should have made an article propping the game up or not instigated shit if you wanted pats on the back, fuck you Schreier! You will always be the ass of this joke
>loli thread
>no lolis are posted
Good thing I'm here.
>>339602381
Yes but like every beat em up it's only got staying power if you have bros or manage to find decent randos regularly. Luckily everyone who played past Hard were apparently masters of the genre so I had a blast even as a support class.
>>339610337Your opinion < shitAnd that's a fact.
>>339610829
We are entering dangerous territory
>>339576313
Dat sexy foot.
>>339610889
>Deneb
i get that reference
>>339611030
I guess that's toddlercon territory.
>>339576483
Why is Mel working out so much? Are the bringing him back as old Max in the new movie?
>>339605905
Oh yeah? Well you haven't had a good video game since 1991.
>>339611291
so he can fight the jews
>>339610194
Fuck off ponyfaggot
>>339611084
She even has a the same color palette as an option. I had to do it.
>>339594739
This looks interesting. What's it about?
>>339611435
>He can tell from an human cropped image
Fuck off ponyfaggot.
>>339576313
>one shoe off to show off the foot
SOLD
>>339601514
Loli Sorceress a cute!
>>339608671
It's a good arguement, but I don't think it applies there.
I'm pretty sure the Dragon's Crown devs weren't focused on creating fine art and breaking social norms, and were just drawing big tits on their characters to sell the game.
>>339612559
Oh. I stand corrected, then.
fucking pedophiles
>>339605574
That's so cute. I'm sure going down stairs is actually a problem for big titted womenI know because my fat belly was in the way and sometimes I had to kind of shuffle down sideways so I could see where I'm putting my feet if the stairs were steep.
Nice thread
>>339613392
>not training yourself to maneuver through the house with your eyes closed in case you ever go blind
stay pleb
>>339613392
They can cause all sorts of issues with your daily activities!
>>339579658
We need to go pedo-er
>>339594739
Suddenly thirsty for milk.
>>339614090
How did she fit those boobs through but gets stuck on her butt?
>>339608671
I wonder if he got banned for that.
>>339614528
What the fuck is that
>>339614585
Suit yourself
>>339597164
yeah man looks so fucking good
>>339614630
She obviously transformed while she was halfway through.
>>339614808
It's a sonico figure
>>339614630
Boobs are more fluid, butt is part of the hips and thus pelvis. Also probably one at a time, like this.
>>339614630
She can pull the tits in one at a time. Not so lucky with big butt and hips.
>>339614808
>Boobs + Abs + Cowgirl
I have now gained eternal boner.
>>339615351
This reminds me that I miss when Felicia from Darkstalkers was drawn with muscles.
>>339615506
>found: 0
>>339616212
come on don't post such bait
>>339616340
Thanks, your thinking I was baiting made me realize it must be from something well known I just never thought of.
Behold!
>>339616651
Titty fortress is the best fortress.
>new Full Flap game soon
Who /hype/ here?
>>339617720
very hype
name of game?
>>339618804
http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/showthread.php?t=27289
>>339617720
>inma no ken & demon's sperm
>gameplay is actually good
>the porn is too vanilla
i'm conflicted
>>339616634
https://luscious.net/c/-/pictures/album/everyday-monster-girls_80714/sorted/position/page/49/?style=thumbnails
I bet you pedos fap to this shit all day
>>339608929
>I wonder if the photographer got banned at some point.
Of course he did. That shitty website is now a sjw shithole and anyone who disagrees gets banned.
>>339620527
How do you know?
>>339620527
Noice.
Anyone got any huge tittied reaction images for my folder?
>>339623169
Can you post your folder to mega or something? It sounds pretty good desu senpai
>>339623435
Sorry but it's only about 6 pics and most are already posted.
>>339576313
I don't like her design. But not because I'm not a pedophile.
I just prefer women with smaller boobs like a normal person would.
That's why I also can't fap to 90% of their hentai because all the women have enormous disproportionate pedophile friendly boobs.
>>339601830
Why do her breasts float upwards at the end?
>>339623960
>0+1000+1000+16
>not being a complete illegal pedophile in hiding from the police and addicted to gigantic titties
anon ...
>see this
>wat do
>>339624361
>kancolle
>>339624273
She's breathing
>>339624361
Start sweating something fierce.
>>339597164
Perfection.
>>339576409
But he has a boner.
>>339580894
>tfw no fit gf
captcha: obligatory
>>339624273
she uses levitation magic for support
>>339612559
I'm actually playing through GrimGrimoire for theplot, but not sure how much of the gameplay I can take.
>>339624361
>"I can't read Japanese."
>>339606640
>>339581914
anyone?
>>339597493
>loli witch (male)
doujins WHERE?
>>339624291
Fucking Square had to turn me into a pedophile. I'll curse them until I die.
>>339625805
>>339625995iqdb it you shits.
>>339624291
It's dangerous but so exciting.
It helps to have some decoy pictures of flatchested girls at the surface.
>tfw no tittymonster gf
>>339623169
'fraid I'm all out.
Only got images of perfectly run-of-the-mill approved by law women.
>>339627487
No interest, sir. I only meddle in the illegal porn. Why, ever since we elected Preside-
Do people still play dragon's crown? I played it but stopped after I cleared it on the easiest difficulty at like 30 levels or something I cant remember, but I really wanna play it again
>>339628551
I think you missed the train
Hard and up is where the game got really fun
>>339599553
>not 'ara ara, I'm just kidding, darlin'
>>339606510
fuck those retarded rules. I opposed them in the past and I oppose them now
