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>>339567101
>TW3 fetch quest
haha that dragon is a retrd
>>339567172
>chinese "people"
>>339567172
cute. full video?
>>339567259
>getting mad over a animal killing another animal
Cuck
>>339567480
I'm looking forward to e3.
>>339567509
That was fuckin' worth it
I'm a lazy, unimaginative fuck, please name it for me
>>339567840
>Anon can't filename for shit
>>339567840
>Mario lore threads.jpg
>>339567440
sleep tight, sleep night puppers
>>339567645
i need the end of that, i know those pools arent that deep
>>339569158
Fred is only into traps, though.
>>339567509
MODS!
>>339569158
>fred
>not Velma
>>339567440
Sleep tight, sleep night puppers.
I'll miss you bro.
>>339567440
awaken my masters
>>339569325
DS 3 really has the worst locations. Looking at that webm, not having played this game for months now my first thought was that it's some huge castle.
>mfw it's fucking cathedral with 2 huge halls that have nothing in it but slime, few small rooms, literally empty "secret" areas above and a boss fight room.
>>339568117
>mensis cat.jpg
>>339567509
I think I did it quicker than 99 seconds
>>339569923
I hope the DLC spices things up a bit.
>>339569858
i could watch this for hours
>>339567440
Sleep tight, sleep night puppers
Making progress, Marine?
>>339569959
oh fuck you
>>339570032
Stream that movie if you're so great.
>>339569923
The piss filter really doesn't help.
It's like From were taking design cues from Call of Duty.
>>339567736
>That motorcycle
Is that literally a knockoff of Kaneda's bike?
>>339569959
>easily noticeable edit of loss
0/10 lad
>>339567783
sausce
?
is it fate?
>>339570342
>not succubus (male)
One job.
>>339567783
Why do people pretend >>>/u/ is pure when it's truly the lewdest of them all?
>>339567783
Source?
>>339567440
sleep tight sleep night puppers
>>339567783
i must masturbate to this sauce me
>>339569185
was that even legal?
>>339570427
>stealing while not crouching
literal casual
>>339567440
Sleep tight, sleep night puppets
>>339570507
>>339570560
Prisma Ilya
>>339567440
Sleep tite pupper
>>339570256
Explain this
>>339570305
1 more month until Generations! Get hype, nigga!
>>339570447
>>339570507
>>339570560
anon, you should really already know this
>>339570487
It's pure and lewd at the same time
>>339567440
Sleep tight, sleep night puppers
>>339570768
I never go on this board.
Needs filename.
>>339570581
No. He was disqualified.
>>339567440
Sleep tight, sleep night puppers
>>339570581
I remember someone said he didn't get penalized but he failed the next course
>>339570305
>"Guys I will signal when Supernova is coming"
>He doesn't signal when Supernova is coming
>>339570860
Wait what?
>Read the name of the lesson
>Read filename
You clever son of a bitch.
>>339570904
retro gaming on a widescreen monitor
>>339570404
kek
just got done playing it too
>>339570910
>ninjas
>known for improvising and getting across obstacles
>best obstacle
>not part of the rules
He might as well go to the hidden society where skill actually matters.
>>339570876
>ywn wade waist deep in hotpocket wrappers through the breach at janitor castle proudly displaying your waifu on your greathelm.
>>339570321
There's no piss filter. What is this meme? Only the high wall of lothric has a yellow sky, I can't see yellow anywhere else in the game.
>>339567440
sleep tight, sleep night puppers
>>339571030
sausce
>>339571030
What is this from?
>>339571276
love it
>>339570190
>>339571198
>>339571231
Noah.
It's nothing like that webm.
>>339570813
Always prance, always.
>>339568428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUf4nA4pYGk
Looks deep enough anyway
>>339570753
GRIFFFITTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>339571382
>>339567645
Who the fuck dives into the water with hands behind the back? You're supposed to dive in hands infront of you like how pro athletic swimmers do.
>>339571472
Just use the fucking stairs damnit
>>339571472
I don't get it
>>339567440
sleep tight, sleep night puppers
>>339569923
really? Cathedral of the Deep was better than literally every DaS 2 area and definitely at least as good as most DaS 1 areas.
>>339571546
Some chink got sucked into an escalator and died a horrible death. So they're afraid of it happening to them, too.
>>339571472
What is going on?
>>339571472
what?
>>339567840
>DivineCybermancy.jpg
>>339569158
this is nightmare sequence, right? or they're both possessed or something?
>>339567440
sleep tight, sleep night puppers
>>339571546
There is a video of a woman in china just falling into the metal grids at the end of an escalator, the mechanical parts inside just tore her apart like a meat grinder.
>>339571546
they're afraid of the escalator malfunctioning and killing them, because it just happened to some woman recently.
>>339571543
there are probably no regular stairs accessible to them (emergency/maintence only)
>>339571546
>>339571612
>>339571626
0 safety regulations in China = people paranoid of escalators eating them
someone post THAT webm
>>339570704
Doom 3
>>339571654
Oh /fit/, you so crazy.
>>339571546
They all have seen the webm where a mother and her child rides the escalator and the top part breaks under them and the mother gets sucked in the escalator and crushed.
>>339571626
>>339571612
>>339571546
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-33672037
>>339567440
sleep tight, sleep night puppers
>>339570596
what is the name of this h game its like star somethnig right? fuck fuck fuck.
>>339567840
>MGS 2
>>339571684
>>339571726
>>339571773
FUCKING CHINA
>>339571783
starless?
>>339571546
This happened not long after a Chinese woman fell through the floor in front of an escalator and was crushed.
People became overly cautious because it became international news
>>339571835
China, you say?
>>339571472
Someone should splice in the 'incident' right at the end. :^)
>>339571635
Watch Mystery Inc.
Or go read the wiki and spoil all two seasons yourself.
Don't open
Needs a filename
>>339569923
Cathedral of the Deep was a fantastic area. You sound like a depressive cunt
>>339570560
>>339570507
>>339570447
>>339570487
We need to go lewder
>>339572004
>Imperishable night
>>339568117
I played sp13 but care to explain this one?
>>339572167
sauce on this?
>>339572167
aesthetic elemental.webm
>>339572167
sauce
looks familiar
>>339571635
something like that.
It really happens, they both think they're dreaming or something. I wish I could remember, it was a couple of years ago that the show aired.
You should check it out, easily the best scooby doo of all time. Over-arching plot over both seasons involving mysterious ancient prophecies, the characters actually have personality for once, the serial actually gets extremely hype, and there's even a few episodes like pic related where they just go balls to the walls cuhrayzee. (This episode was also starring Blue Falcon and Dyno-mutt)
>>339572004
DON'T LOOK UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
>>339567736
why is he spilling his skittles
>>339572004
>Don't look at the moon
Uhhhh
>>339572004
>>339572004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU
>>339572417
wat dis
>>339572417
Dont feel like watching because of jumpscares.
What happens?
>>339572398
fuck i forgot
>>339572494
based
>>339572708
Not a jumpscare. It's just creepy
>>339572004
It was creepy until shit "White like eyes" started
>>339572708
It's unnerving, but stop watching around the 1:40 mark
>>339572834
creepy how?
Wot happen? Does it just tell you not to look at the moon?
We SCP now?
>>339571882
I feel bad for that guy. I was taking Chinese in high school and we went on a school trip to Beijing. What a fucking mess of a country and people.
>>339571882
I work & teach at a west coast college that's 80% Chinese students and almost all of them are sent over from straight from China for schooling. They're cliquey as hell and literally do nothing but copy off of each other and try to cheat through tests. They have zero integrity or any kind of moral compass. I'm not fluent but I've learned enough to be bare-bones conversational, the Chinese kids talk mad shit about the teachers and the non-Chinese kids (and pretty much everyone) all the time. Like seriously rude, degrading shit that will get you into fistfights if they even think they know what you're saying. The one or two in each wave of students that aren't like that are because they're assimilating to Western culture and want to stay, but in turn they get alienated by the others. Those kids are actually really sweet and outgoing, it's like there's the two ends of the scale and no middle ground. Thanks to my previous jobs being hardcore customer service I'm extremely patient and steady, and the Chinese kids' nickname for me was basically Retard and when I called them out on it, they acted embarrassed and apologized but you can tell they don't really give a fuck.
The Chinese are scum.
>>339571546
Bed of chaos boss has a collapsing floor that instakills you with no warning
>>339572940
Yeah pretty much. It gets cheesy near the end tho
>>339572158
pretty gud
>>339571654
My sides
>>339573102
>It gets cheesy near the end tho
Howso?
>>339570287
Sure
>>339567440
sleep tight, sleep tight my little pupper
>>339573164
oh my god just fucking watch it jesus christ
>>339573221I am more creeped out just hearing about things than actually watching said things. This has always been the case for me, like I would have nightmares and stuff from hearing about resident evil from my friend, but after actually playing them I can't get that feeling anymore.
anyone else like this?
>>339572690
>>339572708
>>339572940
Ever seen those Emergency Broadcast events? It's a fan made one. There are several. That one tells you not to look at the moon. Then tells you to look at it. Or some shit. It's spooky.
The best one is the American Contingency Broadcast, which is fake, but so good. It's basically a broadcast talking about how the USA has fallen to an overwhelmingly powerful force and the government has fallen. The broadcast tells you to kill yourself, so that the enemy cannot take it from you and you honour the USA.
It's scary because, if somebody ever hijacked a major news station and played it, how many would follow through with it? And before you go "nobody would", there are several "Fake Nuke Launch Reaction Videos" on YouTube, where people have made the family TV play a official Cold War nuke launch announcement to scare people. Who do fall for it.
The only thing stopping the fake American Contingency plan one from being really scary is it ends with "sorry our station was hijacked and a message played blah blah". Which adds to the spooky that it could be a recording of an actual even that happened in real life, but as you know it's 100% fake, it loses it's edge.
>>339571538
It's comedic.
>>339572187
bazett a best
>>339573304
1) HATE FILENAME.
>>339573417
The only reason to watch Fate is for the combat (where most of the small budget goes) and for the 'mana transfer' scenes.
Also, Bazett is OP mary sue and I don't even watch this crap.
>>339573330
>tells you to look at the moon then tells you to look at it
Thats dumb.
>>339573328
yes.
my imagination always makes things scarier than they are
when i was young i saw the tv ad for The Grudge and it scared the shit out of me.
once I saw the movie I thought it was kind of dumb
>>339570832
AWSDAWDSASDWASDSASSSSSSSSSSSSS
>Anon was killed by fleshpound
That shit always cracked me up.
>>339570256
Oookay, that's pretty good.
>>339570704
Doom 3 antagonist.
>>339567735
Good on them for doing something about their weight, so many people are in denial it's nice to see the obese making an effort
>>339571648
leol
>>339573528
It tells you to NOT look at the moon, then look at it. As if the moon is controlling what the transmission says. The moon is not the moon. Who knows. It's suppose to be spooky.
>>339573794
The moon in majara's mask sounds creepier.
>>339572879
white like eyes?
>>339571538
He went for the suicide dive
>>339572398
Complex plots? In my scooby doo? I don't know if I can handle it.
>>339571458
>>339571290
>take old European structure Anor Londo is based off of to begin with
>name it Anor Londo in a filename thread
That's not how filenames work retards
>>339573932
the actual video is longer and was posted in this thread
it quickly goes from creepy to stupid
>>339574030
How does it go stupid? Whats the white like eyes?
>>339573483
>Bazett is OP mary sue and I don't even watch this crap
Maybe in FKLPI but not in F/HA. In F/HA she's a naive, pathetic, and delusional fuckup.
>>339574016
You are autistic and wrong though
>>339567840
>undertale
>>339571472
>Tfw paranoid unreasonable phobia of escalators
This isn't helping
At all
>>339569923
literally everything you said is wrong
>>339571871
>not polygon plays simpsons
your filename is shit
>>339574106
What the fuck is this?
>>339574304
A comic of Garfield's unyielding hunger.
>>339574350
Source?
>>339574350
whos garfield
>>339574412
No idea. Reverse image search it.
>>339574428
A cat in a comic.
>>339568082
i feel like i could manage that, but probably not daily.
>>339574010
It's a shame you missed out on the hype as it was airing. There was even endless speculation on /co/ due to a neon sign that flickers to spell out THE DOG DIES
>>339571247
More like: C to crouch
>>339574428
>whos garfield
A gluttonous cat consumed by ennui who is owned by a beta guy with a retarded dog.
>>339574585
Actually Odie is probably smarter than an average dog.
>>339572167
what chinese cartoon ?
>>339569158
>getting with best girl before fred
N I C E
>>339573765
Pretty sure its a fetish video
>>339572167
>Warhammer 40k: Imperial Guard FPS footage
>>339569293
top fucking kek
>>339573629
>not trying to back away with the chat window open.jpg
>>339571030
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>339574674
Nah, Fred was already in an on again off again relationship with her, taking a break to be a smelly hobo who lives in the mystery machine.
Shaggy also already dated Velma who broke up with him for spending all his time with Scoob instead, and she was endlessly butthurt about it.
>>339571198
>>339571231
Noah. It sucks.
>>339570342
Zepar and Furfur.jpg
>>339571835
>>339571882
>>339573063
I totally understand. Even in Hong Kong, which is technically China, most of the locals hate the mainland Chinese because of their lack of morals or manners or any of the sort. They would literally waltz into your store and thinks that because they're spending money, you should treat them with respect and all that, yet they treat you like dogshit. There's a reason why Taiwanese, and Hong Kongers makes a distinction on what kind of Chinese they are. Don't even let me start on how the Chinese have essentially destoryed the world's real estate market.
>>339574940
THE WIND IS PUSHING ME
>>339575116
is this actual lore or?
>>339575149
The russel Crowe noah?
>>339570876
>number 32
>>339574940
>>339575191
I'm going to edit the song into this
>>339575229
what the fuck
>>339571882
>>339573063
Can vouch for all this anti-Chinese sentiment.
I spent 2 years in Shanghai and in general the people are lower than animals. Humanity has no place in China's borders. If you're in a Western country and you see Chinese (or Asians) generally not assimilating and staying in their groups, feel free to treat them like shit. Even if they did nothing to you, they need to be reminded.
I promise in a couple of decades they'll be shitting on you hardcore.
>>339570876
Never enough bucket helms. Theres like 2 in DS3 and one isSolaire's.
>>339573530
sauce?
>>339572380
>>339572260
Magnetic Rose
part of Memories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChBFFoP-Ijc
>>339575213
I'm dead serious, this is shit that actually happens in this show.
Just like Vincent Van Ghoul lives in their town, they say flim-flam is in prison, and everyone says they agreed never to talk about what happened to Scrappy-Doo.
Mystery, Inc. was fucking magical and it pisses me off they gave it a garbage early afternoon timeslot just because it's Scooby-Doo.
>>339571823
Excellent
>>339567408
Incorrectly using cuck should be a bannable offense
>>339573328
Well here's your spoon fed meal
It's basically a low fi emergency weather warning with that pretty creepy on its own long sustained beep. It says don't go outside, don't look at the windows, and don't look up. Then as it's going on the text is changing telling to go out side and that the emergency is over like two people fighting on what to tell you. Then there's like another minute of lame trash where it's like "he found me" "I'll help you look"
Basically the reason people say it gets cheesy is that they really got the tone right for the first half with the emergency broadcast, then it basically turns into marble hornets lite.
>>339575160
>Don't even let me start on how the Chinese have essentially destoryed the world's real estate market.
I feel this. I live in San Francisco and almost every single residential building that isn't a downtown condo-plex is owned by Chinese people. The only exceptions are the hipster-y white neighborhoods like the Haight or North Beach. And not like "of Chinese descent'", l mean Chinese nationals that made a good chunk of money in China a few years ago and moved here to basically make more money on real estate. It's always an old couple that own like five houses and have their daughter/niece/son-in-law mediate between the tenants and the owners. The shitty part is that the houses are mostly fucking empty because they're just banking on exploding property values to sell later (ei never), they never renovate or even maintain them, they collect the shits like pokemon cards.
Moving here from the southeast has turned me pretty fucking racist.
>>339573330
Shit's gr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU&list=PLdGl5mi0XeW0rOb8Ahw4L3kGflHJ9IdqF&index=1
>>339573425
For a moment, i thought it was talking about the glare.
>>339568082
>Chocolate Digestive Biscuit
>>339575363
The brain can't feel anything, it has no nerve endings
>>339569578
party
every
single
ridecause 8 out of 10 times the truck gets vaporized anyway
>>339569923
Thats a comfy as fuck looking toad
>>339574674
Velma is best girl but she's a lesbian
>>339576467
That only applies to DS1, now you can take your sippy on the go and it's really shitty because 90% of the time it's a free heal
>>339576249
I believe the American term would be a Chocolate Gram Cracker. That's the closest approximation I can come up with. I believe the term Digestive Biscuit was not allowed in USA as it does not actually age digestion.
>>339575229
what the FUCK
>>339576110
Hell same here with Vancouver. Essentially all the houses are all bought by the Chinese and they just leave them there to collect dust since they're literally jacking everything up. Now they're even going for apartments. The Chinese have essentially made Vacnouver unlivable for the locals and the local government is not doing anything about it cause muh economy.
The most fucked up thing is, is that these people would come into an open house and leave an offer thats 200% more than the asking price and they would pay all that shit in cash. So the local real estate agents were all like, lets jack up all the prices so they even pay more. Hell 5 years ago, you can get a relatively decent apartment for about 250k, and now you'll be lucky if you're paying 400k for a standard 2 room apartment. Hell I'm chink and even I hate them. They have no respect for the local people, they have no respect for the local cultures. They think they're the shit in terms of everything. So I don't blame you for being racist anon,
>>339575214
The same.
>>339576494
She's bisexual. She goes out with Shaggy, but she has a crush on that smart girl who gets shot in the last episode when the animators went "we're getting canned anyway, let's BAD END THIS SHOW"
>>339575229
>tries to grab it to try again
Truly, the most professional of hitmen
>>339576141
The worst has come to pass.
Despite the sacrifices of our citizens and the might of our armed forces, the UNITED STATES has been forced to surrender to her enemy.
Though they may occupy our borders, our streets and our homes.... the enemy will never occupy our SPIRIT.
That is why all Americans are now called upon to ACT.... to preserve the memory of the United States, clear and bright... untarnished and uncompromised.
Know that I have already TAKEN ACTION in the company of family and loved ones. Now ALL AMERICANS--every man, woman, and child--are called upon to ACT before the moment passes by.
Let our united resolve echo through history: Even in defeat, we refused to yield.
Even in defeat we claim VICTORY.
ACT IMMEDIATELY
HONOR LIBERTY BY TAKING THE FINAL AND GREATEST LIBERTY OF ALL
IT IS A PRIVILEGE TO BE CALLED IN ACTION
YOU TAKE AMERICA WITH YOU
WE WILL EACH BE REMEMBERED
USE THE METHOD MOST AVAILABLE TO YOU AT THIS TIME
YOUR COURAGE WILL INSPIRE OTHERS
THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR
THE TIME HAS COME
ACCESS TO A LOADED FIREARM IS IDEAL
PLACE MUZZLE (HOLE OF GUN) UPWARD TO ROOF OF MOUTH
THANK YOU
JOIN YOUR NEIGHBOR, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR GOD
AS A CITIZEN YOU MUST ACT NOW
YOUR LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT HAS BEEN ORDERED TO ENSURE YOUR COMPLIANCE
IT IS AGAINST THE LAW TO DELAY
THIS MESSAGE WILL REPEAT UNTIL THERE ARE NONE TO READ IT
IF THERE IS TIME...
"VICTORY POSITION"
REMEMBER THE 3 "F"s
FRONT LAWN
FACE UP
FEET TOGETHER
REGARDING YOUR CHILDREN:
TEND TO THEM BEFORE YOU TEND YOURSELF
USE A CALM TONE OF VOICE
EVERYONE CAN DO THEIR PART
INFANTS AND PETS,
THE SMALLEST PATRIOTS
THE 51ST STATE IS NOT A PLACE
>>339576904
Can someone explain that one to me. I'm not good with conspiracy theory shit.
From what I gather the news station was hijacked but not really and the goverment just wanted to see how many people would kill themselves or something?
>>339576904
Replace everything referencing america with france, sweden, china, or the uk and it will be a hundred times more believable.
Seriously, theres still some rednecks fighting the civil war. at least 99% of americans who would see that wouldn't kill themselves. They'd most likely believe its the enemy telling us to do it.
Also, why only the united states? Wheres our allies? This doesn't make sense.
>>339574729
It is. Dude paid them to run saying it's his fetish.
>>339571049
kek
>>339571882
But can't he go to Taiwan? They don't use mandarin there?
>>339577043
yes that's exactly what happened.
>>339568082
>not Americans.jpg
>>339577216
Tripfag has a point.
>>339578148
she's a britbong
>>339574940
Man I can't help but notice that gryphon looks like the one in Quest for Camelot.
>>339578309
0/10 bait
>>339578060
His company didn't send him to Taiwan.
>>339578148
>>339578360
>chocolate digestive biscuits
>crisps
>american
no
>>339578510
>I don't know what a filename thread is
>>339578551
>I don't know what a joke is.
>>339578510
It was a British tabloid parody piece on some American diets, dude.
>>339578558
I thought that was tales of fanart from the thumbnail
>>339571689
They were going to take the stairs, but the kid wanted to go on the escalator just for the fuck of it.
>>339571726
Shit engineering standards is the problem.
>>339571843
with all that facepaint she looks like a mutant
>>339571835
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=41d_1462666703
>>339572417
>THRU
Fucking dropped. Bravo America.
>>339579020
why the fuck was he sticking his hand in there
>>339578510
Dang nigga I remember you
Can you deliver me some ecchi? Reliably?
>>339579020
I just wanna go to sleep, wake up, finish off my exams then have a nice weekends.
Maybe I'll watch it when I'm in the mood for crazy violence.
>>339570580
Washingtonbro here
Long beach is pretty nice to go to.
>>339579123
Well, someone has to do it.
>>339575229
>has a knife in his head
>starts chasing him anyways
10 out of fucking 10
>>339578320
man this scene was totally worth watching that abomination of a movie
wait
no it wasn't
>>339572167
such a good movie
fucking beautiful
anime was truly a mistake
>>339575229
>gets stabbed
>"HEY! what's your deal, guy?"
>>339567101
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w4tFzD13hmc
>>339574940
you know, scooby doo
teenagers solving mysteries
>>339579773
SATOSHI KON IS DEAD
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAADDDDD
>>339579320
The internet has had the reverse effect on me
Back when I browsed /b/ 8EIGHTyears ago, I was more keen to that kind of thing
Now I really don't want to see it
>>339571882
>tfw planning to study animation in Tailand next year
cant say this story doesnt have me spooked. am i making a mistake?
>>339579930
aww man
it looks like I already liked the man, he did paprika and tokyo godfathers, gonna watch the rest of his stuff
what a shame
sleep tight you marvelous gook
>>339570889
>Prisma Ilya
>>339580125
watch paranoia agent.
probably the best.
>>339580337
>mishmash of ideas: the show
It has strong episodes, but overall it's mediocre.
>>339580003
Thailand is a different country anon. You probably couldn't find a more polite, kinder, safer country than Thailand. It's literally like the anti-China.
>>339580578
>Thailand
>safe
if you like lady boys, go for it
>>339572420
Medic equipment. Shove sweets in the mouth of the guy your trying to save and it goes better for everyone.
>>339567480
Literally me.
>>339571882
Adding to all the Chinese stories, I work in a Chinese Restaurant, and it is absolute shit. The owners constantly yell at us and try to start shit for no fucking reason, are hypocritical as fuck, and are just scummy fucking people. Fuck China.
>>339571882
>tfw had a conversation about visiting China
>My friend, my sister-in-law, and I all agree that we would love to see all the sights in China...assuming that all the Chinese people disappear for about the week we would stay there
>Otherwise we'll just take our chances with Jamaica
>>339572329
Would play
>>339572167
I just finished watching this for the first time. Anyone care to enlighten me on what the blue light shining in the boys window at the end was?
>>339581212
>internet
is this twisted metal or something?
>>339570323
not exactly an uncommon homage dude
>>339580578
But I heard they're full of spooky things, drugs, gambling and trannys.
>>339580756
I don't have anything too memorable, but one restaurant was considering hiring me. They asked me about their name, and I pointed out that "China yes yes" was not a great name. So I got fired.
>>339581374
It's a cutscene from Parasite Eve 2.
>>339581730
Cheers I might actually check them out knowing they have shit like that.
>>339572329
>>339578358
man I miss Motorcity
>>339580578
Taiwan is better
>>339571882
Shit man, we should've sold them cyanide instead of opium.
>>339581890
I think it went on long enough, desu
>>339575794
Why is anime so shit now? How did it go from stuff like this to Tropes: The Medium?
>>339571843
Which one is his son?
>>339582137
Cherrypicking
>>339575160
>>339573063
>>339571882
That's what happens when thousands of years of culture, history and innovation gets completely shit on and destroyed in a matter of years by communism. Corrupt and oppressive government and nothing to bring people together turned a nation into 1.3 billion listless frauds who have no problem enslaving their own countrymen and backing over children in their cars so they don't have to pay the medical bills. I'm sure overpopulation has something to do with it too.
>>339580578
>You probably couldn't find a more polite, kinder, safer country than Thailand.
why is that? more polite than Japan?
>>339571030
His whole gesture seems so... uninterested.
>>339568148BF1 > BF2
>>339574016
Yeah, it should be named something like "fuck, did people back then really walk on these?"
>>339573483
>Also, Bazett is OP mary sue and I don't even watch this crap.
She kind of deserves the screentime. She doesn't even get to appear in the original F/SN because Kotomine backstabbed and killed her off-screen before the story really begins.
She's just referred to as 'Lancer's original master', not even her own name.
>>339571075
>Capra Demon.webm
>>339582148
Fucking niggers, those poor tarantulas did nothing wrong.
>>339582316
I seriously want to be disproved. I love quality anime movies, stuff like Akira and Jin-Roh, but I have a hell of a time finding anything new.
>>339582686
Fucking burgers. Those poor cows did nothing wrong.
>>339582413
China is basically the internet.
>>339582753
But cows aren't cute
>>339582413
I guess you can blame the west, but it was probably inevitable either way.
>>339570868
watch this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0
>>339582137
>>339582697
It's always been like that, you just have rose tinted goggles for the few outliers. Also the sheer quantity has increased too.
Not a movie but Shouwa Genroku Rakugo is easily one of the best stories to ever come out of the animated medium.
>>339582697
Garden of Words, Mardock Scramble, Redline, Tale of Princess Kaguya...
How new does it have to be?
>>339570753
Where is that? That's scary as fuck.
>>339582824
cows are cute af though
>>339571247
*C to crouch
>>339582753
>Those poor cows did nothing wrong.
they made the mistake of being delicious
>>339571538
You must be fun at parties
>>339575161
>DS player enters M&B thread
>>339583175
>luigi's mansion
>>339582137
The same amount of good anime is being produced today as in 1990.
The difference is the way you're introduced to them - you heard about retro anime through recommendations, so all the ones you know are great.
But you're experiencing modern anime in real-time, so the 90% of the industry which is crap (and has ALWAYS been crap) isn't filtered out.
You can probably name, what, 20 really great anime from the 20th century? THOUSANDS of series, OVAs and movies came out during that time, and you haven't heard about 99% of them because they were shit.
>>339575160
>their lack of morals or manners or any of the sort
B A S E D
We've found the ubermensch, and there's a billion of 'em.
>>339583029
The Vatican. Sculpture is called The Resurrection.
>>339582981
Garden of Words and Mardock Scramble seem interesting. I've seen redline, almost mentioned it but honestly, I'm looking for something a bit more intellectual. It is a visual masterpiece though. I think my complaint is more about the ocean of shitty shows and my inability/lack of interest in wading through endless shit to find something worth watching.
>>339569158
DAPHNE
>>339569185
HAHAHA
>>339572879
If it cut that bit out and just went from the contradicting statements straight to the distorted video of the moon with all the background screaming it'd have been brilliant.
>>339583618
THIS PICTURE IS COMING OUT NOW
>>339568082
>FRRRRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS.jpg
>>339583835
>not Demifiend used Focus
>>339567840
>I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders, I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed, along with the words they made me speak. Words are... peculiar. With each change, I changed too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong... War changed me - and not only my visage. Words can kill. I was invaded by words, burrowing and breeding inside me. A philosopher once said, "It is no nation we inhabit, but a language." "Make no mistake, our native tongue is our true fatherland." My fatherland - my truth was stolen from me. And so was my past. All that's left is the future. And mine is revenge. On those who'd leech off the words of their fellow man. This is what I learned from the major. And then it hit me. It was he who should feel my wrath. He and the code he chose as basis for control. Language codes, information codes - beamed all around us - genetic codes spanning history. By controlling the codes, Cipher... Zero intends to unify the world. Codes implanted into our heads, sucking our minds dry as it spreads from one host to the next. A parasite upon the earth. That is what Zero is. As one born into this world, he's afflicted. I hold him responsible for killing my freedom. Killing all traces of my past... Killing any promise of a future... We are all but dead men forced to walk upon this earth. A world reduced to Zero. Cipher plans to use its codes to control the world. They think they can. And the "mother tongue" of all those codes is English. The word became flesh. The final parasite. It knows English. An English strain of the vocal cord parasite. I will exterminate the English language. With this, I'll rid the world of infestation. All men will breathe free again - reclaim their past, present, and future. This is no ethnic cleanser. It is a "liberator," to free the world from Zero. Let the world be. Sans lingua franca... (cont.)
>>339576272
>Cracking your skull doesn't hurt
>>339572417
why are mirrors scary anyway
>>339570287
blue ball source?
>>339583593
Based on the titles you mentioned, it sounds like you just miss that dark, drab style and gratuitous violence that was popular in the 90s.
Today's "highbrow" anime movies tend more towards romance and drama. Star-crossed lovers and sad children and shit.
I think you'd like Kara no Kyoukai (not to be confused with Kyoukai no Kanata). That's pretty new.
>>339584206
Diff anon, I watched that with a few friends. Shit went over my head, but the animation was gorgeous. Doesn't help that I don't know anything about that universe that looked really similar to fate.
>>339574940
>>339569158
What the fuck happened to scooby do?
>>339576141
>Creepy 1900s TV music
Always fucking gets me. Every god damn time
>>339584315
It improved
>>339583502
That looks like it's been ripped from Eureka 7 slightly edited.
>>339582443
He is about 90 at that point
>>339567735
hey at least they try to get their shit together
>>339584372
Which is barely anything in biblical age.
>>339584494
spending a few minutes on a treadmill and then stuffing your face for the rest of the day isnt trying
>>339578320
If someone showed me this clip before the movie came out I would call bulshit on it
it's just so fucking retarded
>>339575076
You're a tard.
>>339578320
The fight scenes were worth it. Everybody hates on it because "muh canon". I couldn't give a toss. It was fun.
>>339579540
Least they had Billy Connolly to voice a dwarf
>>339584809
that scene looks absolutely retarded
it would still look retarded on any fantasy movie
>>339584217
>what has got that to do with GTA?
>>339582686
FUCKING SPIDERS GET OFF MY BOARD!
>>339584617
Rule of cool anon. You best stay out of dozens of franchises, like Star Wars, Star Trek, 40k, comics and so on.
>>339584859
And that is why I like it. It's so stupidly over the top. Plus the shock on whatshisfaces actor is great.
>>339575229
something about trying to headshot Ingward before the lordvessel.webm
>>339584206
I'm ok with gratuitous violence when there's a point to it and it feels "earned" through quality in general. I'm not into bisections and huge swathes of red covering the screen just for action.
>>339584915
>Rule of cool anon
it doesn't look cool tho
rule of cool excuses legolas doing flips
it doesn't excuse whatever that was
also not even the awful prequels had anything as stupid as that
only thing star wars related that even comes close to being this stupid is the 3d cartoon with the siths that fly by spinning their lightsabers like a helicopter
>>339583502
What's this from? This looks awesome
>>339584617
It wasn't even in the initial release, only in the DC verion I think.
Don't worry though, something much worse still made it
>>339585197
why did they jump before the spears actually hit
man when they decided to make the hobbit movies did they suddenly watch a ton of garbage anime and decide "yes, that is what people want"
>>339579540
It wasn't in the theater version, was it?
>>339571374
I get it
>>339583175
Movie is magnetic rose for anyone interested.
>>339567480
>>339585365
Well, to be fair, Dragon's Dogma's story wasn't really well thought out, just convoluted and over the top. It was fun yo, but pretty retarded.
>>339567840
>Bioshock Infinite
>>339585320
They were trying to do the usual elf-dwarf rivalry thing Legolas and Gimli had but completely fucked it up. They tried to make the elf look cool charging in not even stopping to think how fucking retarded it is being stuck between a charging enemy force and a wall of spears.
Not to mention the way they blueballed everyone by not showing the wave of orks crash into the wall.
I was so fucking mad from that point on in the movie.
>>339582915
this was informing
thanks anon
>>339585474
>needs a name
>>339585660
NEVER EVER
>>339578320
>>339585197
So is the third Hobbit movie basically a tokusatsu film? Because this shit is hilariously retarded.
>>339581064
Jamaica is aces, you should definitely just go there
>>339585773
No, it actually takes itself 100% seriously.
>>339581064
You will get mugged in Jamaica.
>>339567885
>not "I am a great magician"
Wasted opportunity
>>339584217
>motorized food
How clever.
>>339582353
sauce?
>>339585863
I'm sure it does. But visually, it looks as hammy as Godzilla. The most ridiculous thing in LotR was Legolas taking down that elephant, but that's small-time compared to the stupid bullshit I've seen from the third Hobbit.
>>339569185
CAN YOU DO THAT?!
>>339585563
Well, the point was to let the viewer think the elves would have abandoned the dwarves, when really they just tried to be cooler. It's retarded, but the scene had somewhat of a purpose in the movie.
Not that the "elves and dwarves are not best buds" had any impact at all on anything except that needless love triangle. But still.
>>339585940
Katanagatari
Watch it, it's legitimately great
>>339585660
These suspenders are just retarded.
>>339567735
That girl on that first treadmill is gettin' it. good for her/them haha
>>339576063
They'd just wordfilter it and any variations to "I love you, senpai", instead.
>>339586481
Too bad that gif was the most actual action in the entire series and it wasn't even in an episode.
>>339584130
cute but I think you can do better
>>339586635
Action isn't everything, man
Name it
>>339586745
perfect
>>339585496
Why are hats in MMOs so bad? I mean I know the reason but still it's baffling.
I think XIV had the best looking helmets, probably because of /visor and none of them hiding your hair unless they had to. Shame about the actual game though.
>>339582957
>Shouwa Genroku Rakugo is easily one of the best stories to ever come out of the animated medium
What the fuck are you smoking, you pretentious fuck? It wasn't even the best of its season.
>>339585909
nah the pic title is better bro.
>>339582353
but the end result was still good, so nothing like what would happen to a game
>>339571517
I c wut u did thar
>>339587206
I bet you're going to say ERASED is better
>>339569293
So fucking spot on. Worth the wait every time, though!
>>339569934At least the bad end has people alive
>>339575160
>Don't even let me start on how the Chinese have essentially destoryed the world's real estate market.
Hell, I'm inIndonesiaand I'm really feeling the effect. You'd think that no one would want to invest in a country founded on a very flimsy premise (not to mention all the natural disasters), but the chinks are desperate to get their money out before their commie party can seize it.
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