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Console-tan Tuesday.
>Favorite tan
>Favorite vidya
>Game you're playing/most recent game you played
>Hopes for E3
15 days until E3!
steamcommunity.com/groups/consoletan
Also genesis won the poll now we need to vote for the icon
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356754
reminder that only a god is worthy of playing the Vita
roll'd
Who is the cutest coupleand why is it vita/2ds?
>>339529434
>Xbone
>Hexen
>DOOM 2016
>new Metroid
>>339529434
>xbone
>freelancer
>doom
>mechs
>>339529434
>vita
>shovel knight
>OFF
>good battlefield 1 news and ace combat 7 news
>>339529441
>Voted for Vita cause I expected not many would vote for Genesis, figured Vita would be a good title-character for the group anyway
>Genesis won anyway
I should have never doubted best tan and her ability to pull through despite the odds.
>>339529434
SNES or Ouya
3 way tie between Xenoblade Chronicles, Dragon Quest 8, and Chrono Trigger
RuneScape to both
honestly this is likely the first time i've had no hopes for E3. best there could be to look forward to would be a release date and more info on KH3 and FF7Remake
>>339529549
because it's Ouya and Toasty
whats the best console-tan to jerk off to?
>>339529774
I beg to differ.
How long before MS drops support for W7?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW /CTT/!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR HANDHELD CHAMPS
AND FEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL THE POOOOOWWWWWUUUUUHHHHH!
IT'S A TUESDAY, YES IT IS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkfHdk-_nI
>>339529881
ps4
>>339526085
Didn't know what to write so that's just placeholder text. Add in whatever you want, or just reply with some options.
>>339529549
SNES/Gen > Vita/2DS > Vita/Wii-U = Toasty/Ouya > PC/Trains
No major power gaps or anything, besides SNES/Gen being the best.
>>339529885
They'll support it for a few more years.
>>339529882
well that's okay, we all have different opinions anon
>>339529945
holy crap speak of the devil thanks a bunch!
>>339529945
That's somedirtytalk right there.
>>339529885
>laggy chun-li toasty winning in the background
exquisite
>>339530041
I respect your opinion.
>>339529885
i dont know, anon. i dont know.
>>339529939when do you think New Day will actually drop their belts?
>>339530160
yours is a fair pick too. 2DS is a cutie and Vita isthe best for me to self insert on.
>>339529774Nice to see you're still around.
>>339529945
Ayy, nice.
>>339530182
>when do you think New Day will actually drop their belts?When Xavier betrays Big E and Kofi in a parody of The Shield breakup.
>>339530324ill be around until my laptop bites the dust.
>>339529434
>PS4
>P3
>DS3, Skyrim, Senran Kagura: Estival Versus
>News about senran kagura, dork souls dlc, information about scalebound, hopefully not a lot about VR.
>>339530429i really don't think Xavier would do that. maybe Kofi if anything.although i hope it never comes to that. they're more over than anything in the WWE right now and are selling more than John Cena.
>>339529434
>Wii U
>SMTIV
>Daggerfall
>Something Cool
I have yet to see better actually doing something game related
>japan found out about our console tans
>"Monocular Moe (* '▽ `*)"
>>339530441Hope the laptop manages to hold out, keep your head up. Hope you're doing better than you've been lately.
>>339530596
>dork souls dlc
What are you hoping for? One/two HEUG DLCs, or a trilogy like the Crown DLCs? I haven't had a chance to play 3 unfortunately, but I still love Souls. AotA > Ivory > Sunken > Iron, as far DLCs go.
>>339530694
<spoiler>Kofi (Old Era) Vs Xavier and Big E (New Era)</spoiler>
>>339531090
I never did get why NEOGEO was so into /ss/. Is that a joke I'm not getting?
>>339531212
?
We showed the tans once to futaba and they thought they were stupid
>>339531285
Yeah, it was a joke when she was first drawn that just kinda evolved.
>>339531212
>Console-tans aren't moe enough for the japs
Fat Man and Little Boy weren't enough.I kinda hope some Japanese artists make some tan material, might be cool.
>>339531232i doubt it will. nice things dont happen.
>>339531237
the only good thing that'd come from a breakup would be a possible singles push for Kofi. i always felt like he had the potential to be a champion. he showed that when he kicked Ortons ass all around the arena that one time.
>>339529945
I'll take one more simple request.
>>339531285
It's a mystery.
>>339531090
That's not how you draw dude-hips.
Guys aren't THICC.
>>339529885
That's a tad big for a ri-
oh
>>339531167
I still want to see PC and Xbone playing Killer Instinct together
>>339529271
>posting anything other than Arcade-tan
>>339531430
Toasty and Ouya sharing a kiss
>>339531430
2DS dressed as a police officer, going "WEE WOO" or threatening to arrest anon.
>>339529885
>Been telling windows 10 to fuck off for about a year
>It upgraded anyway a week ago
Fuck you too, Microsoft
>>339531437
Lmfao, that's so me. I miss playing freeman, and i miss mashing specials with rugal on xbox so hard it caused the game to lag.
>>339531462
that's pretty good
>>339531376
>they thinks U-Tan is too manly and that its stupid to say the Vita has no games and doesnt sell
you have been visited by the comfy
post jaguar and you will be comfy
>>339531474
I wish I had saved the stream pictures
https://youtu.be/VY1KnQrKnOs
>>339531762
>Wii U
>too manly
>>339531670
>tfw you have automatic updates off
>>339531762
>and that its stupid to say the Vita has no games and doesnt sell
GEE, I WONDER WHY?
>>339531824
that little glue eater's grown up pretty well, Edge is great and has native extension support now
>>339531315
some anon found a japanese article about console tans
http://yurukuyaru.com/archives/25309472.html
>>339531430
PS4 walking through the door and Vita remarking on how much she grew
>>339531824
I always imagined glue tasting like mayonnaise
>>339531495
I still want to see >>339528501
>>339531232
I'd like something along the lines of the Crown dlcs. A good 3 part dlc and 1 large dlc to end it all. It would really put a cherry on top of the game itself. They gotta have a boss that's at least as cool as FK or Ivory. I remain hopeful for the dlc.
>>>339531978
Xbonetan install windows 10 cockring on you when your sleeping
>teaches you how tomicrosoftedge
>>339529271
What systems/platforms are left besides these?
Atari 5200
Atari 7800
TG-16 (possibly also Turbo CD and or Turbo Duo?)
Game Gear
>Atari Lynx (apparently there's something made, but it's not on the chart yet and I dunno if it's "official")
>3DO (apparently there's something made, but it's not on the chart yet and I dunno if it's "official" plus it kinda sucks)
>CD-i (this is for sure done, but not on the chart yet)
Wonderswan (possibly make original and color versions separate tans?)
Neo Geo Pocket Color (possibly make original and color versions separate tans?)
N-Gage
Gizmondo
Tiger LCD
Pinball
Famicom Disk System (the disk based add-on for the NES that only came out in Japan)
MSX (maybe a separate tan for MSX 2)
>PC-88 (apparently there's something made, but it's not on the chart yet and I dunno if it's "official")
>PC-98 (apparently there's something made, but it's not on the chart yet and I dunno if it's "official" plus it kinda sucks)
X68000
FM Towns Marty
Vectrex
Sega-CD
32X
64DD
>>339531670
>>339531926
I think I saw something about a glitch that switched the 'close' & 'UPDATE NOW' buttons.
>>339532029
Huh
Interesting
>>339532104
You know the smell of freshly melted plastic?
Glue tastes like that except cold.
>>339531670
yeah turning off automatic updates is needed at this point. its the only way to prevent windows from force feeding you malware 10.
>>339532029
That's a lot of comments.
>>339532124
>>339529434
>Genesis
>Doom
>Dark Souls, jolly co-op
>Please don't be complete shit, that's literally all I have hopes for
On a side note, I'm surprised there's no Souls related images of PC and the other consoles that can run those games.
>>339531430
NeoGeo scoping out a playground, but in plain sight of everyone.
Requestan xbone-tan as Hank Scorpio
>>339532386
Most of them are complaining that there arn't more.
>>339532230
>glitch
>>339532162
nothing is official.
nothing is canon,
just popular.
this is the problem that comes with threads without info. when´s going to be tha day when OP do his fucking job.
probably nips dont have any idea of whats happening here
>>339532407
Wii U actually has a game that is crossplay with PC and there was talk of indie devs almost convincing Nintendo and Valve to have crossbuy on Steam and Wii U
>>339532162
>"official"
Stop trying to make this a thing.
>>339532162
Where is SEGA Saturn?
I also can't wait to see what NX, PS4 Neo and Xbox Scorpio look like.
I want PS4 Neo to wear a black leather jacket and shades.
>>339529434
>Wii U,Odyssey
>Streets of Rage 2
>KoF '02,Borderlands 2
>literally nothing
>>339532450
>Not toasty
>>339532468
Well they're putting up PlanetofJunk art. While cute, it's too western oriented to be "moe" to the Japanese so it makes sense.
>>339532547
No, there definitely are specific versions recognized as "unofficially official" tans and those end up being the templates for everything done after.
Delivery one
>I'll take a 3DS to go. Have her running or something.
Maybe she's hunting for SpotPass
Male Vita x Female Vita x Futa Vita x Wii U 4-way when?
Honestly, I just want some art of Les Vitas Teribles
>>339532162
Saturn should be added to the pic. Pretty sure it's out there already?
SNES YOU LITTLE SHIT I SAW THAT
>>339532029
>some guy raging on about Korean monkeys or some shit
>other guy talking about Hispanics and obesity
The fuck.
>>339532636
Nah, see: >>339532738
>>339531670
Checked my laptop the other week and saw it was preset to upgrade a few days later canceled that shit.
>tfw dodged a bullet
>>339532127
I don't know 3's story/lore very well cause haven't played it and I'm trying to stay semi-blind, but maybe some DLC can be worked around previous/new Lords of Cinders or something. I just hope it doesn't end up with any Cool Ranch Doritos, gank squads, or dragon bosses. Ivory King was a fucking rad boss fight.
>>339532857
wonderswan = booru, looks like rock (megaman)
ngp = no idea
ngage = normal and QD in booru. meh
giz. no idea
tiger = in booru
pinbal = none
famicom DS = jus famicom, (not nes 80´s sport girl)
x68000 = nope
vectrex = i think there´s something
sega ced = genesis backpack.
32x = genesis cap
nomad = genesis botorbike
64 = kek
I really hope NX tan is another mature tan like U-tan
>>339532938Heheheheheheh
>>339532738
I get what you're trying to say. The problem with throwing around those words is you get people into thinking that they have to follow those templates. If they choose to, that's fine. They're popular, but it's ultimately optional. The disclaimer is to encourage people to contribute their own original ideas.
>>339533316
>NX-tan becomes a loli
E3 better give us a good new tan to play with.
>>339533489
NX won't be revealed at E3, m8.
I did the thing
>vita isnt upset by not getting games anymore
Thats what she wants you to think
>>339532938
kek
>>339532162
>N64
>only has two arms
Yeah nah.
>>339533489
Pls no
I want to be smothered in aras forever
>>339533489
>>339533316
yes Nx is a loli, and all her family is going to be ded since
nintendo is dying.
she will be killed by android and ps4.5.
enjoy the future.
>>339533573
Poor girl, maybe we should invite 2DS over to share some games.
>>339529939
I really apriciate you
Other delivery
>some gay PC and Shield snuggling IT'S CONSENSUAL
I hope this is gay enough for you anon
Send me those requestsbut not too many also no lewds
>>339533630"third arm" is in her pants
phantom-tan when?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_Entertainment
>>339532778
/fit/ 3DS best.
>>339533770
Holy fuck, that's funny. Good job, anon.
How about some Jaguar doing normal cat things?
>>339533923two-thousand-never, just like the console
So no one has the trap steam comic?
>>339529434
>Ps4 as potter kun 2 years in a row
Release already
>>339532468
>tfw can't type Japanese to tell them moe is shit
Being a loser sucks
>>339533630
You don't need to hold all three handles at the same time. The controller was designed to be held in different ways for different types of games.
Giving her three arms would be missing the point entirely, not to mention incredibly unimaginative, like saying Wii U should be a little girl.
>>339532857
>No one use that NES design.
>that´s not atari jaguar, its lynx
>no neogeo pocket
>not dreamcast in her pure white dress
>no one use black wii design
>>339533770
Don't you have a scanner or something?
>>339531167
I like this. I wish these threads had more pics of tans dressed as vidya characters. Ps4 as nathan drake when?
>>339533770
Now I wonder what Shield and Toasty would do together. Are there any pictures of them together?
>>339534168
>please don't pick oddjob
WHAT'S THAT? PICK ODDJOB? WELL ALRIGHTY THEN!
>>339534171
To be fair, both that one and the white dress Dreamcast were made by the same person.I always thought of white dress Dreamcast as a comfy, relaxing, or "Dead" Dreamcast.It's the same person, just with a different set of clothes.
>>339534171
>>that´s not atari jaguar, its lynx
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=552
Yes it is.
>>339534458
>not picking the one arctic guard
he's just as short, and far less known
>>339534516
I like the white dress of dreamcas since look like a dreamcas, she´s not known for being radical, that´s genesis. also.
Many people call them, at least in spanish "blanquita" its like white-chan.
my opinion, but I think she need to look white pure and naive, even if that was the way she died
>>339534516
Radical Dreamcast > plain Dreamcast.
>>339534692
admittedly i dont remember goldeneye much. i just know it was fun and the maps were really cool.
>>339534678
this is what most people draw, anyway.
Flockroom?
>>339535132
http://flockmod.com/thebreakroom
Spoopy 2: the spoopening
>>339535008
It's the same girl. Actually her most popular outfit seems to be the one with the pink sweater, but she has a whole bunch of different outfits.
I'd kind of like to see more tans with alternate outfits, could be fun.
>>339535289
When I open it asks for a download instead of just opening it in-browser.
Does this happen to you guys? Didn't use to be like this.
>>339533770
You're a cool guy anon.
>>339535398
Well, Jag is rich, so she can wear a lot of things.
Sisterly love on the way when Im done with dinner
hit me up with simple ideas
>>339535398
I wanna see Nintendo of Americas image of Wii U tan.
>>339535410
Doesn't do that for me. Try the front page and the in-browser version from there
>>339536010MORE sisterly love.
Or more Jaguar.
>>339532162
>Not using the jojo PS2-tan
Fuck you and everything you believe in.
>>339536010
Gamecube and SNES just having a nice picnic or something. just them hanging out in general would be cool!
>>339536010
Famicom as Simon Belmont and Master System as Dracula
>>339536010
sharing a smoothie
>>339536316
I'm not even a fan of JJBA but I enjoy all the culture, memes, and art styles surrounding it. I should give it a read/watch some day.
>>339536450
he doesnt know about erogames.
>>339536316
I'm more of a fan of Impact's newer PS2, personally. This is the one that should be on the chart if anything.
>>339536630
None of this is even a video game though, it's just drawfags and porn.
Seriously where are the video games? All I see are sweaty internet men drawing things to masturbate over
I said that i wanted to dsraw some lewd gamecube.
but the ideas doesnt come to my mind!!!
what can i do!?
Repostan
http://imgur.com/a/8nHSL
>>339537184
Gamecube and Gameboy Advance maybe? A play on the GBA Player?
>>339537263
Refappan
>>339537184
Gamecube is not for lewds!Not even when GBA is teasing her
>>339537308
this
GC facesitting GBA
>>339537184
nervous, awkward sex between PS2 and Gamecube (with her 'C-Stick')
>>339536316
I second this.
The two JoJo games that were available for the PS2 were pretty fun in themselves, and it'd be cool for PS2-Tan to have the personality of Joseph like in >>339536557
>>339537124
Do a search for E3.
There's lots of other random topics, like cross-play & windows 10.
Console-tans are to vidya as editorial cartoons are to politics.Except with more ass/THICC/l-lewd
>>339537691
Original PS2: >>339536557
Slim PS2: >>339536870
>>339537184
Gamecube and GBA kun trying to use an adapter or cable together.
>>339537810
>Console-tans are to vidya as editorial cartoons are to politics.
Where's censored american Wii U tan then?
Windows 10-chan: “Do you want to upgrade to Windows 10? It’s free!”
Me: “Enh, I appreciate the thought, but the software I use isn’t compatible with 10, so I’ll say no for now.”
Windows 10-chan: “Oh… okay….”
>>339538509
She isn't nearly insidious enough.
>>339538509
Windows 10-chan: “Do you want to upgrade to Windows 10 now? Or do you want to upgrade later?”
Me: “Uh, wait a minute, are those my only two options? That’s like asking ‘Do you want rice with your meal, or would you prefer your meal with rice?'”
>>339536557
>that dreamcast thing
why'd you have to remind me?>captchas i had to select were in the shape of a cross
>>339528016
>What have they done?!
>What have I done?!
>I just wanted my fast blue hedgehog...
Genesis must be so upset.
>>339538602
What's what you think.
Appearances deceive.
>>339538624
Windows 10-chan: “So will we upgrade now? Or… tonight?”
Me: “No! Stop with these meaningless choices! I don’t want to upgrade at all!”
Windows 10-chan: “Don’t worry… everyone else is doing it….”
Me: “That’s just because you’re forcing them to!”
>>339536287
Ryoko 3ds is cute
>>339538732
Windows 10-chan: “Don’t worry, master! I scheduled an upgrade for you!”
Me: “What?! What are you doing?! Cancel! Where is the cancel button?!”
>>339529271
I cant wait for kill yourself thursday
>>339538816
These need engrish
>>339536010
SNES dressed as Captain Lou Albano and Genesis as Steve Urkle
>>339538816
Windows 10-chan: “The deed is done.”
(Windows 7’s blood on sword)
Me: “Nooo!! Stooop it!!”
>>339538658
RIP
>>339538602
save yourself
>>339536010
Why does 3ds look like Ryuko?
>>339538757
I like both the Ryuko and radical designs equally.
>>339538159
For all I know one exists.
>>339536287
Comin up, patient anon
>>339536378
This one may take me a while
>>339536432
Up next
>>339536460
>
>>339533306
>tiger = in booru
No it's not.
>>339539471
>>339539476
Sweet
Take your time, man
>>339539178
The Ryuko design is lazy. I'm suprised the artist that draws her that way just doesn't draw Ryuko pics
>>339539476
Cute, would split a milkshake with/10.
What flavor is it?
>>339539476
no rush if you decide to do it. if not that's okay!also PS2 and Gamecube doing something would be cool in place of SNES and GC.
>>339536432
forgot to ask, do you have a preferred ref for Simon belmont?
>>339529271
I'm new to the console-tan thread where can I see all the console-tan art
>>339539471
>>339539570
>>339539681
VB is love.
VB is life.
>>339539645
Thanks man, appreciate the /r/
>>339539765
Chocolate and Vanilla mix
>>339539782
I'll definitely consider/work on it. I'm always down for cute draws
>>339539758
It is kinda lazy, but somewhat fitting. Considering the other 3DS design has a pretty lackluster design, to me at least.
>>339539859
I like Ayami Kojima's Simon better
But i guess that Castlevania IV Simon is more iconic
>>339529434
>SNES
>haven't decided
>Warframe
>PS4 news, more hints on Warframe U19, BF1 news, Infinite Warfare news
Since I'm in a Warframe mood right now, for WF players, what frames do you think each tan would be?
>angry shitposter came into the steam group chat to complain about people making /ctt/
>thinks complaining in our dead chatroom will do anything
what happened to people lurking before shitposting?
>>339540007
http://consoletan.booru.org/
>>339539471
>>339539570
s-stop with the l-lewd
Requesting Virtual Boy art
with a strong navel & midriff focus
>>339540136
cute is best and always worth waiting for!
>>339535386
>>339535279
>>339535164
>>339535069
>>339534975
Did you do this?
>>339529434
>Genesis-tan
>MegaMan Legends 2
>Dark Souls
>I just hope they dont drag another series down the reboot shitter,but DMC5 is fun to imagine
>>339540196It has only just begun.
>>339540136
>Chocolate and Vanilla mix
Perfect, my favorite.
>3DS likes both flavors, but 2DS only wants to eat vanilla
>>339540348
You wouldn't dare.
>Toaster was walking around on cold Tuesday night
>Makes his usual trip to the diner
>"I'll take the usual."
>A plate arrives with a light emulator
>"Looks just like PC's special settings, just like the old days."
>He plays for a bit but cuts it short to finish hes walk
>As he walks past an alley way he hears some noise
>"Who's there?"
>The noise stops
>Cautiously he goes down the alley
>"Hello?"
>Silence
>"Well I guess I was just he-"
>A box falls from a pile of boxes
>In one he see's someone
>"Hey, was that you making that noise?"
>No answer
>They don't even look at Toaster
>He kneels down to see some of their face
>"Hey buddy, you alright?"
>They look toaster right in the gloss of his face
>"W-what do you want?"
Should I keep going or just end myself?
>>339540187
>http://consoletan.booru.org
>go looking for Xbox original and xbox 360 tans
Wow it's Fucking nothing
It's that time of the week again. Post some requests and I'll try to do them. No lewds please.
>>339531462
>I finally get this
Hello where is the n64-tan
>>339541643
Original Xbox-tan or Xbox 360-tan
>>339540834
well i guess ill just fuck off then
did the flockdraw crash
>>339540834
Post more neo geo tan.
So what do these threads usually be about? I"m surprised I never really visit these.
>>339541903
Can't reconnect on my end.
>>339541780
Don't those already have tans?
>flockmod crashed while i was trying to draw a hyper-realistic jaguar-tan
the world is not prepared for this.
>>339531670
>it want to force to upgrade right now, I can't fucking shut it down
SEND HELP
>>339532427
>PC in NuDoom armor
>Toasty in the original Doomguy armor
I know thatsthejoke but I still love it
>>339541643
N-Gage-chan as a loli who likes to cling onto the si
>>339541643
Vita and Miss Wii U as genies, making out while trapped in the same lamp
(doesn't have to be harem outfits, just their normal upper garments is fine)
>>339511492
I'll try this. Not right away but it'll happen I promise
>>339542112
i wasnt prepared for zx spectrum tan to be lost either
>>339542226
..des of peoples heads.
My computer freaked out when that win10 pic appeared.
>>339541970
Really depends on who's posting and what else is going on. One thing that's a constant is there's always horny anons trying to get lewd shit drawn though, you just gotta hope there's enough anons pushing for better vidya subjects getting written and drawn with the console-tans to balance out the lewd.
For the most part, it's just anons trying to have fun with personified consoles, really.
>>339541985
4 images of xbox 360-tan
Cant find xbox original unless you search xbox and 6th generation 5 images Xbox original doesn't have a standard look at all
>>339542361
>zx spectrum tan
wait WHAT
>>339540834
Had to leave for like ten minutes before I could reply to you, I like it so far. Keep going.
>>339542424
Isn't original xbox just HUGE xbox
>>339542560
Alright give me a bit here
Anyone have the PC-Tan comic where he is taking a group photo and he opens his wallet to see all of his past group photos with other consoles.
>>339542479
maybe ill start again later if flockdraw comes back
The Xbox is huge meme isn't new to me but it isn't a tag from what I searched and like i said the design lacks consistency
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=6th_generation+xbox
>>339538919
>>339539004
please tell me this is just a comic joke and they are not making the update without choice now
the bullying story is coming along somewhat, probably going to have it done if i don't make it incredibly long. which i probably won't because i'll just end up repeating lines/ideas.
>>339536432
I'm gonna work on this one over the week. The belmonts designs are killing me right now
>>339536287
>
All in all I'm disappointed in this thread and I'll probably leave it for now
>>339541972
Can you reconnect now/
Please anon say yes, she's my fetish and I don't have any lewd of her.
>>339543487
It's okay
Take your time my man
>>339543487
CUUUUUTE!
>>339543086
https://www.thurrott.com/windows/windows-10/67367/upgradegate-microsofts-upgrade-deceptions-undermining-windows-10
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-36367221
>>339543686
Replied to the wrong person but here's this
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=neo_geo
if you haven't seen it yet.
>>339543532
I backed out because a Gay Scat furry had to show off his collection because he was mad that we were 'furries'
But apparently reporting it was 'bad'
>>339543721
Thanks man
>>339543776
>tfw forgot her glasses
Either way, its cute
>>339543827
>>339543086
basically what microsoft did was change the upgrade dialog box to not cancel the upgrade when you click the red X. Something less tech savvy people have been conditioned to do to avoid the upgrade for the past like 8 months
>>339543960
Thanks a lot anon, you saved my daily fap.Can I get in jail for accessing /ss/?
>>339543996
That happened? Thank god that I didn't come on here for a while.
>>339544209
Heh
No, anonMaybe in Canada
>>339544209
>Can I get in jail for accessing /ss/?
You can go to jail just for thinking about children in a sexual situation.
The thought police are listening.
>>339541643
Does >>339528501
Count as lewd?
>>339541643
Male, Female, and Futa Vitas as Les Enfants Terible
>>339543996
This is my first time in this thread and I'm leaving because I'm disappointed in the lack of Xbox original and xbox 360 tans
>>339536432
Really like this one, someone do it plz.
>>339544901
Welp, hope I can find new friends in jail.
>>339545170
Seventh generation is dead! DEAD!
>>339540834
>>339542560
Cont
>"Oh, I just uh... Wanted to know where those sounds came from."
>"You... You want me to do things for you, is that it?"
>"What?"
>"You heard me."
>Toaster wasn't prepared for this
>He starts heating up
>"N-nonsense!"
>"Then why are you heating up already?"
>He's caught off guard again
>He can't hide it
>"Do you have any games?"
>"Hah, that's a good one. Nobody cares for a system like me."
>A howling wind flows by and they shiver
>"What's your name?"
>"OUYA"
>"YOU'RE OUYA!? I heard about your success, but how did you end up here?"
>She turns to him again
>"You... Know about me?"
>"OF COURSE! How can any system not hear about your kickstarter success?"
>"When they realized I had nothing to offer, they all turned away."
>The wind blows harder, throwing Toaster's balance off
>He falls over and toast pops out
>"You must really have wanted me. They're burned to a crisp."
Should I keep going?
>>339536010
Thicc pregnant xbone
>>339545764
yeah, sent
>>339545953
I can get behind that
>>339539005
It was a decision by one of the drawfags, and it just kinda stuck
I personally like it, but no design is canon, not to mention Vita-tan is just Tomoko
>>339545953
Maybe
>>339545764
I'll fight you any day of the week mother fucker.
>>339545949
Gotta love how smug PS4-tan always is.
>tfw draw Ouya tan
>no one likes Ouya tan
>>339529271
requesting gamecube tan but with this look
>>339545949
>"You must really have wanted me. They're burned to a crisp."
Keep going.
>>339546648
she's one of the best
>>339546648
but thats wrong. i love Ouya.almost as much as Toasty does.
>>339546648
People here like the most worthless consoles
It reminds them of themselves.
>>339531090
If you drew that, keep practicing.
Literal Women as objects
Kill yourselves all of you
>>339547251
Same reason Windows ME-tan was so popular.
Never under-estimate the appeal of useless-moe.
>>339547463
3d women are not important
>>339547463
Get it right, they're objects as women
>>339547463
im a literal woman and i enjoy these literal objects personified as women
kill yourself, white knight
>>339545949
>>339546681why is he so easy to make jokes for?
Do me a solid and make these into a pastebin when it's over
>Toaster gets up and see's the burnt toast
>"I-I'm Sorry! Please don't take it the wrong way!"
>She smiles a little
>"You're not like the others are you. What's your name?"
>"Toaster. I'm PC's brother."
>"PC? The one on that billboard?"
>Toaster takes a look at the billboard
>It's PC advertising the latest Graphics Card
>"Yep, that's big bro. Always trying to help me run whatever I can. Just wish he'd help with watercooling."
>OUYA's eyes light up in excitement
>"I know a nice place that serves games just like PC makes at home. Would you like to try some?"
>She's speechless
>"Don't worry, I'll pay. I have some steam games on sale I wanted to grab."
>Toaster holds out his hand
>OUYA looks at it nervously
Keep going?
>>339534168
There's a difference between being unimaginative and using the defining features of a console in making a console-tan.
>>339547925
>im a literal woman
see, thats where your wrong.
We all could be "literal women" here. But unless you wanna post your tits and leave for a week, be my guest
>>339547643
kys
>>339547803
same thing kys
>>339547925
auntie tom here kys
>>339548000
>keep making content for thread
YES
VERY YESTHEY BETTER HAVE PLASTIC MELTING HOT SEX
>>339548104
okay here you go
Is there any art of PC-tan interacting with OS-tans?
Here's what I was thinking
>PC-tan playin vidya with Windows-tan
>Enter Server-tan (PC but with a suit or hardhat?)
>[insert comment about game servers]
>ridicules PC for using Windows, suggests the "far superior" Linux (a penguin)
>PC says he can't play vidya with Linux and finds it difficult to do anything at all with it
>Server counters argues how Linux is the most powerful OS and does all the important work in the world
>cut to large construction project with Servers using penguins as various tools
>>339548381
Bruh
thank you for the hearty kek
>>339548556
you're welcome!
>>339548000
plz
Jaguar
>>339548456
Needs more lewd before someone'll draw it.
>>339548000
>Yep, that's big bro. Always trying to help me run whatever I can.
>Tfw all PC wants to do is see his little brother Toasty succeed and play all the vidya he wants, but he knows that he'll always be too weak
What are you anons playing/drawing/writing?
>>339548000
>>339548173
damn i got trips.
>"Come on, you deserve a game."
>She gets up, trying to keep her hat on
>"You mean it?"
>"Does the toast lie to you?"
>Sheholds his hand
>They walk down the block to the diner, not saying a word
>Once in, they take a seat
>Jaguar working this shift
>"Hey Jag, what's cookin?"
>"You, that's for fucking sure. Be sure not to burn down the place."
>He laughs it off
>"And who are you, missy?"
>She turns to OUYA with cat eyes
>"I-I'm OUYA."
>"What'll you have sweet cheeks? We have some specials tonightlike me"
>OUYA starts to blush
>"I'll just have the... uh... Amazing Frog?"
>Jaguar's grin turns to a blank expression
>"Alright no problem."
>She leaves and puts the order in
>"So, Mr Toaster..."
>"Just call me Toasty. Everyone does."
>From the distance Jag yells
>"They also call you a fire hazard too."
>OUYA giggles a little
>"I'm not a powerful system. It's just what happens in the PC family. At least Big bro knows what to do."
>"I'm n-not the most powerful system either. I run android, it's hard to run good looking games."
>Toast pops up from Toaster again
>A plate with The Amazing Frog is placed in front of OUYA
>"Here darling. And don;t forget, you can always come to me for dessert any time~."
Should I keep going?
>>339549869
Playing and recording game footage
>>339530358
nice
>>339549869
still writing the vita bully story, just editing/finalizing it now before putting it up.
>>339549396a cute
Why don't people make more alternate tan designs, especially lately? We need more of them.
>>339549950
>He laughs it off
Requesting a Toasty edit of pic related.
>like me
>you can always come to me for dessert any time~
Y-you too, lesbian Jaguar.Keep going.
>>339550287C U T E !
>>339549869
playing My Japanese Coach on DS
>>339549869
>playing
CS:GO
>drawing
Some quick sisterly love doodles for the after dark thread
>writing
I wish I could write the GenxSNES thats been stuck in my head for weeks
>>339549950
>She holds his hand
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bnYothe0Ag
So this... Is the power... Of the Atari Jaguar...
>>339549950
>>339550456
I'm glad you enjoy it so far
>Jaguar's tail pats OUYA's back before leaving
>"Is she always like this?"
>"Not usually. She only does this when she likes someone."
>OUYA looks down at the game and trembles
>"Go on, it's yours to play!"
>She picks it up and starts playing
>An hour passes
>Jaguar comes back
>"It's closing time, ladies."
>"Alright alright. It's getting late and big bro knows I'm late for a LAN party. Did you enjoy the game OUYA?"
>"Y-yes I did. Thank you Mr Toa- I mean... Toasty."
>They get up and head for the door
>Jaguar taps OUYA's shoulder before she exits
>"Darling, you're always welcome to have a game. For free if you're willing to have some fun~."
>"T-thanks... I'll come by soon."
>Toaster and OUYA leave and walk a block
>"So, you don't have a place to stay I take it?"
>"I have a box... It's alright after you're used to it."
>"Why don't you come live my place? PC is almost never there and I could use some company."
>Her face lifts in excitement
>"You'd give me a place to live?"
>"Sure, you deserve better."
>Tears roll off her face and shehugs Toaster
>"Thank you..."
>They go to her box and gather up her things
>Blanket, scarf, and box
>Walk back to the PC mansion and set up a room
>"This is your place to stay as well. Make yourself comfortable, and if something is wrong, let me know."
>Toaster closes the door slowly
>"WAIT!"
>"Hm?"
>OUYA takes Toaster by thehand
>"Please sleep with me tonight..."
>Toast pops up again
>To be continued
How'd I do
>>339549869
>playan
Witcher 3 Blood and Wine (when it's not crashing)
>doin later
Blendan a Genesis-tan
i know there's pc and toasty, but is there a laptop-tan?
it just struck me since i'm stuck here with my laptop right now.
>>339549568
What? But crazy PC antics have a bunch of drawings too.
Are you saying they should befucking the penguins?
>>339551874
There is, but I don't have the image saved.
>>339551720
>Please sleep with me tonight..."
>>339548456
>>339549568
No wait, I've got it!
Server-tan should be FEMALE!am I doing this right?
>>339549869
>writing
A 1000-word essay on LPN scope of practice, due tomorrow.
Basically I have to try and tell my veteran instructor the nitty-gritty of how she does her job.
This is the second day of the program.
>>339551926
My laptop isn't exactly a powerhouse, but it's more powerful than Toasty in >>339551418
Laptop should be skinnyfat.
Is there a place where you guys like congregate like on a skype or discord or something?
>>339529434
>Vita
>DaS3/Witcher3
>E3 isn't that relevant anymore
>>339549869
Working as usual, I've given up on art for the time being. Gonna stick to doing 3D prints for now.
>>339551874
Laptops exist on the same continuum of toasty-PCmustard.
They can be either.
>>339551720
>For free if you're willing to have some fun~
I came into this for Toasty and Ouya, and left only wanting more playful lesbian Jaguar.
>Console-tans gain nutrients and energy by... playing vidya?
What a strange world. Good job, anon. It was cute.
>>339552619
That wasnt my intention but i needed to throw in some funOUYA Jag ship when
>>339552540
Neat Tracer gun. Tried big GC yet?
>>339547304
I didn't draw it but what is wrong with it?
>>339545953
YES
>tfw you think it's still Monday and forget to check the console tan threads until nearly 11 PM
>>339549869
>playan
Overwatch, recently. Each match is short enough that I can play one or two games and then bail so I can work on other things.
>writanFamicom /ss/, but I've gotten so side-tracked by work and family emergencies that it's not gonna be ready for another week even though I've already delayed it. Oh well. No point in releasing something shitty when I know it's got the potential to be bretty good if I go hard on it.
Aerocool-tan
What's the best ship for the following
/h/
/u/
/y/
I say
Toaster and OUYA
Genesis and SNES
PC and PC
>>339545953
PLEASE FOR THE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK SOMEONE DO THIS
>>339545953
i'd buy that for a dollar
>>339552979
Not yet, need to get the config right for my wood filament. The one l usually use is low and the creators haven't made any in months. The one i have now has more wood flour and grain which means I need to get the heating right.
>>339553542
>>339546192
>>339545953
>>339546192
Jesus, quit samefagging your shitty fetish
>>339550548
Now I would want to see one of your Elin drawings with that set of undies.
>>339553635
I'm just giving you a (You)
I'm not even part of this
>>339553935
>>339553464
Hope your family is well, Psych. Write the fic when you feel like it, man. Just keep smiling.
Post your favorite tan!then post your lewder fetish
How did it turn out?
>>339554243
PLEASE ANON I'M TRYING TO FINISH MY STORY!
Literally just porn.
There's no video games idiots
>>339554137
why are SNES' proportions so godlike?
>>339554243
Genesis-tan/Vita-tanI don't know, I'm a lot more vanilla than I used to be... But I'm a switch and I have fun jumping between dom/sub.
How did it turn out? With Vita tan trying to be arrogant and strong and Genesis slowly wearing her down until she submits.
>>339554243
>Vita
>Vanilla
This is either not going to happen or have some spaghetti
>>339554492
the porn is video games
someone post the gamecube getting fucked by the black controllers
>>339554492
You know, the more you come into this thread just to say this, the less of a shit anyone will give.
>>339554558
Have this instead
>>339554243
SNESSex with cute robots/nakadashi
uh.. i don't know. bad, i think?
>>339554243
>SNES
>incest
The question now is "with whom?"
>>339554492
Fankly this.
Needs more commentary, less lewd.
>>339554514
All about those hips, thighs, and ass.
>>339554137
>>339554987
There isn't enough art of her godly ass
>>339554948
i can agree with more cute and dialog being needed here. its gotten really lewd lately.
>>339554243
Xbone is both my favorite tanand fetish
>>339554243
I can't seem to really pick a favorite. I like all the tans that see circulation in these threads.Not too sure how lewd you can get with expansion. Weight gain's a favorite I suppose, but I can also get in the mood for other weird shit like blueberries or whatever. Absolute favorite would be ludicrously massive hips and ass, not sure which tan really goes best with that, besides SNES I guess but that'd be too easy and lacks the fun of a totally changed appearance.
Damn I'm an indecisive faggot.
>>339554671
Whats the Vita background?
>>339555286
>HONK
Drunk drawfag drew 3DS and Vita like pic related,
Someone draw it with 2DS and Vita
>>339555120
Have some butt cheeks.
>>339555130
Thirding this, agreed.I say as I post a butt
>>339554987
>you will never thighfuck SNES
>>339555431
Freedom Wars theme
Here's the song that plays
https://youtu.be/OHtUP_XIiD0
any new fap fics made today?
>>339541780
I'm not very creative when it comes to designs.
Here you go
>>339554243
>SNES>vore
>>339556107
I like it.
>>339556157
>SNES
>vore
Boy, that sure does remind me of something...
>>339555130
Yeah, fourth'd. I'm pretty sure it's stemming from just a lack of OC that's been posted these past few weeks. Today's been kinda special, because we've gotten quite a few pieces of high quality art, but I haven't seen much by way of completed fics or artwork in the past two or three threads.
I think it's mostly just folks hoping for new content, and there's this collective idea floating around that LEWD is really easy to make or request. And yeah, it is arguably a little bit easier to make porn that pleases a crowd than it is to make comedy that does the same; everyone has a sex drive, but not everyone shares a sense of humor.
I dunno, I'm just your friendly neighborhood armchair psychologist. Everything I said is probably just complete bullshit.
>>339529945
What is she saying, /v/?
>>339556107
not bad at all
>>339556626
"I've never seen such a good looking powerful system"
>>339556395
>5
Please post
>>339556626
>"I'll be fisting your orifices now"
>>339556626
I wonder whatever happened to the anon that would make all of these edits. They just disappeared one week and never returned.
>>339556626
"Lets make a low spec hybrid."
>>339556779
Fine, but only because I love this CYOA.
it's finally done, my first story.
http://pastebin.com/4mSFmADS
i didn't realise how rusty i was with writing until i started that, i guess i'm not really cut out for writing more dom oriented stuff on my own
>>339556973
>low spec hybrid
>hybrid
How low can you go when you mix shit with shit?
>>339557062
>by IFinallyDelivered
premium kek
I'm looking forward to what this one's got.
No one on flockmod. why?!
>>339532104
I heard that glue paste used to taste minty and that's why kids ate it.
>>339557143
CYOA theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oNg6mTM6O4
>>339529434
>3ds tan
>Monster Hunter
>Almost too much overwatch
E3 better have Nintendo announce the NX and that its shipping with a Monster Hunter game
>>339557332
Part five is here: >>339556395
>>339557351
there's been news going around about Dead Rising 4 because some faggot on NeoGAF didn't get the memo about "don't leak this shit"
But I can confirm it will be there. That;s the only highlight I can confirm
>>339557431
YOU'RE HUGE
>>339557302
I'd get in a draw but its bugging hardcore for me.
>>339557302
Ouya is 2cute
>>339557538
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS
>>339556395
if only there was no silhouette
>>339557637
RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS OUT! End.
>>339557302
>clean ouya
>happy ouya
NO
ITS BAD
ITS WROOOOOOOOOOOONG
Ouya is for abuse only
>>339557735
no, this meme is over. Ouya is for low quality happiness with her low quality boyfriend.
>>339557682if only the belly stayed for more than that panel
>>339557302
i'm shit at drawing
>>339558171
So am I (see >>339546648) but that don't stop me. You gotta believe~
>>339558171
At least you're not me
>>339557062
Well, that was different. And I really don't mean that in a bad way. I was expecting full-blown smut, and it was fairly tame. Again, not at all a bad thing. It was pretty refreshing to see a fic for once that didn't with someone busting a nut (or ovary fucking whatever).
All in all, it was pretty good. It was a little short, but that means that it didn't overstay it's welcome and it wrapped everything up fairly well in spite of its length. The dialog felt a little out of character, but I could definitely hinting at something deeper (Vita's sudden hatred for weebshit is just masking her own insecurities and feelings towards Anon? I dunno, just speculation). There were a few punctuation mistakes that I picked up on, but that's just complete nitpicking.
Good job, anon. You're really not half as rusty as you seem to think you are.
>>339557682
>>339558070
I enjoyed the plot twist with the drawfriend turning the fetish get around in a beautiful way.
>Wait two weeks for the Vita CYOA to continue
>Gets finished off with one crappy get
>Wasn't even awake to pitch an idea for a monster party
Sadness.
>>339557302
I'd join, but I hate flockmod
>>339555555
>>339555390
Well, if games are for top size, the RAM/storage space would probably be the bottom size. Therefore, the best one for that would be the one with the most RAM/s.s. in the system, or at least someone else using padding to fool people.
>>339557062
I liked it, more than I should.
>>339558583
thanks for the feedback anon, i didn't think anyone had ended up reading it in the end. the premise was kind of inspired by a little post chain i had going a while ago, i knew from the start the personality wouldn't fit the general accepted personality of vita, but i tried to make the dialogue as believable as i could regardless.
what were the punctuation mistakes by the way? if there's too many to count you don't have to list them all, i'm just curious is all.
>>339554820
how bout you provide a source for that anon
>>339559234
say please
>>339559017
thanks!
>>339559339
please, ill suck your dick too
>>339558302
>>339558512
I tried, fill free to erase it.drawing in browser feels weird
>>339559448
well you cant bribe me with actions i cant receive, but you still said please so here you go!
http://i.imgur.com/9KNTG42.jpgits one of my favorite images so far. when is humanity going to make CUTE robots that can impregnate you?
>>339559547
Looks good, anon-kun. Love to see more.
>>339559446
I didn't see any errors and I usually catch em. Ooc but yeah, it pleases my S&M side.
>>339551720
Keep it going!
>This thread reminds me to check Octoboy's tumblr since I haven't been on in ages
>Scat, hyper anusus, weird gross proportions
>Finally find a picture of my stupid niche fetish
>Guy's eyeballs pop out
mkay.
>>339559087
Literally just a few inconsistencies with the usage of the ellipses. Some of them would be spaced out from one another (. . .) or grouped (...), and some would have a space (... sample text) and others wouldn't (...sample text).
Like I said, it's completely nitpicking. Don't let that distract you from the fact that you wrote an honestly good fic. And who cares if it went a little out of character? My most popular story spends the entire final half going way past what people expected the characters to do.
It's good to put twists on established traits from time to time. Again, it's refreshing to see something that's both new and actually deviates from the norm while still being a decent work in its own right. Good on you for hitting that balance.You've got potential. I'm excited to read whatever you've got lined up for us next.
>>339559956
that's good to hear! i think you were there when i got inspired to write in the first place. trash anon might ring a bell.
>>339560094
>You've got potential. I'm excited to read whatever you've got lined up for us next.
shiet. i haven't got anything else planned right now really, might end up writing something in the future though. i'm kind of in the process of writing/coding my own lewd game, so i'm trying to focus my more sexual/provocative thoughts towards that
on the subject of elipses, some of it might be from me moving the text around from two different word editors and then onto pastebin. the file i've got locally doesn't seem to have any errors with those.
>>339560020
another day
heres a pastebin for the whole thing
http://pastebin.com/KRpEXsFz
>>339532956
>tfw youre a white crunchy
>>339557062
>If your waifu was real she’d run away from you as soon as she got the chance
That... That's not true! Aile would love me, she would never want to leave me...Right?
Overall, you did pretty well. I basically agree with the thoughts from >>339558583, not much else needs to be said besides "good job". Probably one of the few fics that takes place from a first-person "anon" perspective.
I'd say that if this was just to dip your toes in the water and getting back into the swing of writing, it turned out pretty well. It was short, but that's not a bad thing at all; sometimes keeping things short and simple is better than something long that has to sit on the back burner a lot. If you end up writing more things in the future, I'm sure you'll do fine. Good job.
>>339560778
>trash anon might ring a bell.Hehehe, I'm pretty sure that was me.
>>339560778
Dunno.. I've been here for a few months.. Any longer than that and you lost me. Got that old fic on hand?
>>339561125
>I'm pretty sure that was me.
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO.
>>339560778
>coding a lewd game
Shit, son. Is it -tan related? Regardless, that's admirable. I can't even code with fucking Ren'Py because I'm too dense to understand Python scripting.
And yeah, Pastebin fucks up the formatting on things a lot. I always have to manually go in and re-insert all of my indents. Annoying as hell.
>>339561125
>his waifu is AileTip toptaste.
>>339558171
>>339558302
>>339558512
bad at drawing? draw jaguar doodle and you will gain many skill
>>339561415
it wasn't a fic, it was just a small back and forth message chain in one of the console-tan threads a few weeks back
the trip rings a bell, but that might've just been because you were posting in the same thread rather than getting involved in the chain.
>>339561587
I'd show Jaguar my long johnson.
>>339529271
did anyone write that famicom /ss/ story?
>>339561587
am i an artist now
>>339561663
>trip
Just a name but I did use this, maybe.. No clue which one this will be.
Do you have a preview of it?
>>339561490
not -tan related at all i'm afraid. well, besides one of the characters being inspired by a vita/tomoko design in my head
i don't want to give a whole lot away, but it's kind of loosely inspired by 999/virtues last reward, where people are pitted against each other to get out of the situation they're stuck in. going to be pretty tf related though, since i like that kind of stuff.
ironically i'm probably going to end up making it in ren'py.
>>339561479
You made a nice thing, anon, be proud of yourself.
>>339561490
>Tip top taste
I see you are a fellow man of culture. Aile is best Mega-girl.
>>339562015
11/10
>>339533770
pc is a big guy
>>339562015
jaguar make certified artist of you! congrat, anon, you can make draws
>>339562073
preview of what?
>crying over spoiled milk
I don't understand this boy
>>339562520
Poor Vita.
>>339557062
>No one will ever love you, you piece of trash, you know that right? Is that why you look and act the way you do? You’ve accepted your place at the bottom of society? If you hadn’t before, you might as well, you’re absolutely pathetic...
Fuck, that caught me offguard; _ ;.
Pretty nice story tho, looking forward for the next one.
>>339562103
>not -tan related
Seriously, don't worry about it. Being able to come up with your own designs and characters is a much more impressive feat than simply borrowing from the "community approved designs" that we've got now. If anything, your Vita fic just served to prove that you're capable of doing just that.
>lewd VN inspired by 999/VLR with TF
Okay, wow. You've peaked my curiosity. I'm interested to see what you could do with that idea, because holy hell is that open to a lot of different possibilities.
>>339562119
Aile is bestgirl by a fucking mile, dude. She's got almost no competition, and I don't say that because of a lack of other female characters.
>>339562248
neat thanks
>>339562520
>>339562590
this is my very favorite Vita-tan expression
>>339562248
I tried. Am I good yet?
>>339562357
Of something I might remember. Don't worry about it though.
Which tan would you sit next to at the movies?
>>339563065
3DS or Vita/2DS because I dont watch movies or TV anymore and always want to take a nap
>>339563065
GBC, I want to play with her ponytail.
>>339562846
>You've peaked my curiosity.
Ackchyually, it's "piqued".
>I don't say that because of the lack of other female characters
There's plenty of great girls across the entire Megaman franchise, however my heart belongs to Aile. Ashe from Advent is #2 Mega-girl to me, shame she hardly gets any art.
>>339562846
>Aile is bestgirl by a fucking mile
yeah you're wrong
Yuna from legends 2 takes that spot.
>>339563279
I'd rather her sit on my lap.
>>339562979
is beautiful! jaguar make certified artist of you as well!
>>339563303
>piqued
Fight me.
>>339563349
>Yuna
You can also fight me.
>>339563065
ill sit next toOuya and Toastywhile we watchfrom home
>>339563557
>no Yuna
Layer is second best
>>339563065
PS4 and Xbone seem the most normal
>>339563557
>Fight me.
1v1 me fag i'm fuckin ripped m8 check out my +5 lightning zweihander cause its about to REKT youNah man, I won't fight you. You're a man of culture with good tastes.
>>339563374
You can't scissor that way, anon-kun
>>339531670
Frankly other than not being able to use the start menu as well as constantly fucking with some pirated progams I don't mind Windows 10, it's the worst OS since the Vista yet SOMEHOW it got rid of that fucking awful glitch I had where my drawing tablet just wouldn't work unless I performed some bizarre ritual
i don't know if it'll just be a straight up vn yet, it just depends on how far i really want to go with it i guess.
maybe if people end up liking the first/concept game i'll end up making more, with a little more 999/VLR inspiration in it, but for now it's mostly just a project so i can learn python/ren'py with a smaller scaled thing.
i also dont have an artist, which is why in this i'm just going to have a pool of characters it randomly selects from to keep it fresh.
FUCK i keep forgetting the damn picture
>>339563065
Xbone. She can crush my arm all throughout.
>>339563457
Fuck, I forgot the earring but it's something.
>>339563851
Not having a dick must suck.
>>339563851
>Cowgirl/reverse cowgirl position
Literally the best.
>>339564541
it does. you dont know true suffering until you're a gril who really likes other grils but only finds sexual attraction in male parts.
penetration is a must but toys are so lame. real life futa fucking WHEN?shemales are usually lame, too.
>>339551635
>Mine is kinda hard to look at
Still didn't stop me from beating it
>>339565083
penis joke
>>339564696
You're correct.
>>339564541
Pretty much what >>339564712 says. I really hate using toys, it will always feel off. I really wish I had a futa gf. I'd know that she'd enjoy it because it's her, not some piece of plastic between her legs. Though I love V and can eat it for hours, D depends on the person unless it's mangos.
well, it's really late. if there isn't a late edition i'll see you all next week! goodnight everyone!
>>339565789
Nighty night, anon-senpai
>2000 images on the booru
And so the era of 2DS begins.
>>339566410
im okay with this.id had a lewd dream about 2DS last night and i was so confused when i woke up
>>339566410
>that 2000th pic
wtf bruh
>>339566471
I wish I could dream without drinking alcohol before bed
>>339566516
>>339566410
>no socket insertion
weak
>>339566556
Have you tried random food? Orpopcorn?
>>339566556
ive never drank before in my entire life and never will but i dream very often. maybe that has something to do with it?
could also just be the weird lack of dreams some people have, too.
>>339566716
nachos are what do it for me
I wake up feeling gross though
Previous thread?
>>339566471
>Tfw had a dream last night where a cute girl with a pixie cut really wanted to date me
>Failed to enter my correct phone password in the dream to save her number
So close. I've rarely had any lewd dreams, they're usually fairly vanilla if they happen.
>>339566516
>Those PC trips
>>339567118
>>339479202 here you go.
>>339533316
>>339533489
NX-tan is going to bea spooky ghost.
>>339566471
Hey, I had a lewd dream about Wii U last night
aint that odd
>>339566630
check the flockmod, i did just for you anon
>>339567149
ive had stuff like that happen. heck, in the dream i mentioned it was pretty much that.>was nervously being undressed by 2DS
>they pulled their pants down and they had a penis
>wait what
>they put it in me
>it was really excited
>i asked "but i thought you were a girl"
>immediately confused because i cant actually talk
>"i am gurl!"
>i could hear them verbally misspelling that sentence
>even more confused
>"what"
>wake up
it was not very fun.
>>339567442
very! i hope yours went better than mine.
>>339567512
my man!
>>339567581
>i hope yours went better than mine.
Nopenothing actually happened just like all of my lewd dreams
the groping part was cool though
>>339566831
I overthink all the time and I usually have dreams on days I'm thinking too much.
Like this today:l had a dream that I could transform scale models into full sized vehicles. So I bought a bunch of scale models (it required that they be at least 1/12, some 1/10 for whatever reason) and used them. Then I found out that running them for more than three hours would cause them to lose power. So I would have to get out, let it revert, and re-transform it. I learned that when my car died while I was driving and I went off into a water ditch. Then I found out that I couldn't transform a wet model. Then I woke up.
Sorry for the wall of text.
>>339567823
im sorry anon
>>339566410
REQUESTING 2DS TOUCHING A P-BALLOON PLEASE AND TY
>>339568183
>P-BALLOON
What?
>>339568183
fuck off inflationfags these threads are already slowly falling into degeneracy enough
>>339568316
I think this is a inflation request
>>339568183
Go away Dobson.
>>339568409
Thank you for making an hd version of my drawing
>>339568409
Jag is a pretty kitty.
>>339568316
>>339568394
>>339568404
>>339568491
Haha nevermind lol
enjoy
>>339568735
god damn that ouya
>>339568735
Oh, I will.
>>339568718
Oh, sorry anon-san. Just looks like the random one I just did here >>339562979 I really like it though, she's divine.
>>339568735
i love everyone in this image, thank youseeing ouya happy is making me want to kill myself a little less
>>339568735
I want to do lewd things with Gamecube.
>>339568915
Why not JUSTmarry Ouya?
Look at that smile and melt.
>>339569062
because Toasty can make her happier than i ever could
>>339568409
This is the best kitty face I've seen. Best Jaguar.
>>339569296
>>339569296
>>339569296
>>339569343
why
>>339569432
Because it's still Tuesday.
>>339568735
>/ctt has finally moved past the BULLY THE OUYA stage and has gone full circle to the MAKE REPARATIONS TO THE OUYA stage
I feel like we've opened up a new chapter here, you know. The future doesn't look so bleak after all.
>>339569432
because now its lewd time
>>339568915
Don't kill yourself. I love you, anon.
>>339569240
nice
>>339569572
but i dont know you.a lot of people love me and its still doesnt change that life sucks and i want to drop out every time i wake up to find out we have no food and im still denied disability despite literally being unable to speak.
>>339539758
the Travis Touchdown one was lazy too. Also was the original one was super boring. The current one is the most fitting.
>>339543487
fukkent cute. m8
>>339547246
>disclaimer
DELETE THIS
>>339569708
And what is the 'current one'?
>>339569810
no. infact ill post it in the new thread.
>>339567581
You're the mute,right?what did your dream-voice sound like?
>>339570184
it sounded like Sakura's English VA in Naruto, though i think thats because recently i was playing Xenoblade X and my VA of choice for that character was her.
it usually ends up being a soft, very quiet voice whenever that happens in those dreams.
>AD thread deleted 12 posts in
uh oh
>>339570448
janitors shitting it up again
meanwhile there's a trap and a porn thread still up.to be fair it isnt tuesday in most places.
>>339570448
fucking RIP
>>339570448
Yeah, fuck that.
>>339570552
>>339570552
>>339570552
was gunna take requests but thread deleted.
the fuck , who's deleting them?!! mod?
>>339570593
k e k. looks like someone needs to be fired.
>>339570606
id like to see Gamecube as Yellow Pokemon Adventures and PS2 as Red. can still just post it to the booru later!
Hot Pockets foil us again.
Good night, everybody.
>>339570593
>>339570606
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCKING JANITORS
>(Wed)
Well, if there's no after-dark to be had, it was a nice /ctt/ today.
I LOVE YOU GUYS PLEASE DON'T GOthis is what I look forward to every week
>>339570737
>>339570770
welp if there's another thread that can go up. I'll take requests.
reminder that mods cant do their jobs.
see you all in the x amount of porn threads that are up for 20 minutes a pieces \o/
In lieu of an afterdark thread I'd just like to say that I want to fill Xbone with semen and rub her pregnant belly
go go go
>>339570985
there likely wont be, so oh well.
>3rd one deleted
Kill yourself, janitor.
remember to send in emails and reports of needing better janitors that do their jobs!deleting ctt threads that are on wednesday is a good thing, but there's porn threads up still. janitor please.
this thread has been on page 10 for awhile. is gonna 404 any time or..?
SNES is fat
>>339571330
In a minute or so.
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