Yooo...Guess what day of the week it is! That's right it's Tuesday. Every dumb slut knows that, though.
Sooo...Time for some console-tans?
Booru:
consoletan.booty.org
First for intelly
Tough crowd.
>>339479202
>>339479357
why haven't you bought yourselves an OUYA® yet? you don't hate video games do you?
>>339480589
Honestly I expected an already-active thread at this hour. Seems CTT's starting earlier and earlier the past few weeks...
2DS is built for lewd, but in the innocent way
>>339480616
REMINDER TO NEVER EVER BUY AN OUYA!
>N E V E R
>E V E R
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
IT IS TRASH! T R A S H ! !NEVER EVER
>>339480860
>
>>339480860
*brohoofs* that's DANK brother...haha lol xD
>console-tan
>they aren't tanned
pls post delicious brown
>>339481097
disgusting
>>339480908
>That one awful Ouya fic request
Never ever, thank god.
>>339480946
It's mandatory to post that at least once per week, kinda like posting "It's a New Day".Shame on you for that post.
>>339481161
>That one awful Ouya fic request
Would you rather I make one that's good in place of it?
I can try but cant promise good quality writing
>>339481235
Eh, I don't care either way, I was just referring to that one anon that kept spamming thedogrequest of Ouya. If you want to try writing something, go right ahead, anon.
>>339481356
>toater and ouya
>vanilla
hows this for a plot
>>339481161
>it's mandatory
UM no its not you f*cking dork :P
>>339481438
Well, it's no where near as good asbest pair SNESxGenesis, but I'm sure plenty of anons would enjoy it. Go right ahead, my man.How experienced are you with writing smut?
>>339481724
>how experienced
i made shit in greentext and did a shitty job when i tried to write shit i couldnt do.
My humor is at least in a good spot by comparison
I'll whip up something for latenight thread.
>>339481818
>>339481818
At least you've got the will/passion/determination to write something, I've lost that spark as of late.6k words, I swear to god I'll finish this romance fic even if it's the last thing I write for /ctt/. Sorry to everyone that's been waiting so long to read it.
Also to whoever made pic related last week, as a massive fan of Doom and someone who loves SNES/Gen/Jag-tans, I greatly appreciate this for its humor and for knowing just how bad those ports are. Hats off to you, drawfriend.
>>339481438
I can do ya one better:
>toaster/ouya
>vanilla>just married
>>339482461
Too good
>>339482461
>6k words, I swear to god I'll finish this romance fic even if it's the last thing I write for /ctt/. Sorry to everyone that's been waiting so long to read it.
http://pastebin.com/cc8CRCSL
Here's what I've done with help
I couldnt do it.
>>339482521
I was thinking this only because there's been proposal drawings.I have an urge to make something with NTR but I'm sure /v/ would disagree with allowing it
>>339482646IF I SEE THAT CAT
Does Zeebo have a tan?
>>339481640
this artist is great, those faces U-tan does
>>339482769
What IS that?
Who /PSTV/ here
>>339482769
Probably not
>>339482717
I thought you might have been that author. I've read the first two fics before, and I think I gave a short critique on the second one, I'll have to read the third one later when I wake up. It's 8AM and I've been up all night doing jolly co-op in Dark Souls and beinglewd. But yeah man, if you want to try and write some Toasty+Ouya stuff, go right ahead. Hope you have fun with it.
G'night, everyone, and good morning. See you in a questionable amount of hours.
>>339483443
>tfw im going to bed too
its been a long fucking night. tried sleeping at normal hours and woke up at 2am.
>>339483152
I kind of want to buy one becuase i cbf with a handheld. How is it?
>>339483129
Cheap huehue console, basically ouya before ouya. Has quake 2, re4, tekken 2 and some other ports of popular games, plus a some 1st party garbage
>>339483707
I like it. Some games aren't compatible with it, but if you have PSN titles like Jet Set Radio and megaman Legends 2, and you pair it with a Dualshock 4 it's pretty damn nice.
Gravity Rush wont work, even if whitelisted for example.
http://flockmod.com/thebreakroom
It's prettydarkin there
So where's the console-tan game?
>>339484586
right hereHONK
Does anyone have the toaster tries crysis comic and crop of toaster on fire? Thought I had it saved but it turns I didn't.Please spoonfeed me
>>339484738
?
still requesting wii Uas a spidergirl and/or with spiders crawling on/out of her.
>>339479202
I thought I filtered this pathetic shit.
>>339484861
Thank you.
requesting ouya getting bulliedby fluffy poniesand forced out of the cardboard box she calls home.
>>339484935
How nice of you to tell us.
>>339480616
Is it good for emulation?
>>339479202
I think you were trying to link this
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php
Has anyone ever tried to create Bootleg-kun?
Requesting this but with 2DS and Vita
>>339485531
pretty sure he did that on purpose to bait filterfags like >>339484935 into bumping the thread.
>>339486008
>2DS
>>339480616
>go to local game store
>preowned shit in the window
>ouya labelled as "android gaming device" for $90
>tfw nobody even remembers ouya-tan's name anymore
>tfw my PC is officially now toaster-kun after 4 years of use
They grow up so quick..Also it really sucks to burn money for GTX 1070 this summer.
>>339486135
She's the one making the HONK sounds.
Vita is getting HONKED
>have a dream about almost having sex with Wii U-tan
>wake up
>note the day of the week
what does it mean
>>339486329
it means you'll have /ss/ with a milf anon
>>339486206thick famimom pleasesorry
>>339486457
>thick
I'm drunk af but whatever
any drawing request you nig
>>339486939
How bout Vita and Miss Wii U making out while trapped in the same genie lamp? After all they're both receiving that new Shantae game
(Sorry for the crap reference pic. Was the only one I could find on short notice)
>>339486814
So is shethickheaded?
>>339487060
i suppose.
>>339486939
big wii u titties
>>339486390
oh I wish
>>339487538
Mostly pictures.
2DS is cute
>>339486989
>>339488772
that's 3ds but ill take it
2ds is the eye patch retard
>>339487097
the fuck is fluffy pony?
>>339489018
You don't want to know, trust me.
>>339489018
yukkuri: /mlp/ edition
>>339485275
I remember when I first started browsing I came across fluffy pony threads on /b/
Weird times
Look how far we've came.
So we're all ready for E3, right?
>>339489509
Since nintendo dropped out of it almost completely, I couldn't give less of a shit about E3 anymore
>>339484861
Whoever drew this is a fucking genius
>>339489812
>>339489812
Have they really? Any idea why?
>>339489509
How many more days?
The only thing I'm looking forwards to is The Last Guardian.
My PC is still broken after 2 months, mainly because I've been too busy/lazy to fix it, so I've been drawing on my laptop instead.
>>339489987
Nintendo's doing a Treehouse stream of Zelda.
and that's it.
>>339489812
I can't really get excited for E3 anymore. It doesn't help I can't participate in the drinking game because of reasons. I enjoy the threads more than the event itself.
>>339489812
...You do realize there's always been more to E3 than Nintendo?
>>339482736
>DUH NUH
kek
>>339487136
here, you perv
>>339491120
Noice
Has Wii-U officially entered the milf realm?
You know, I always found it a bit strange the Wii's virtual console had Commodore 64 games on it. What does this imply about Wii-tan and the good ole' Commie's relations, especially given the C64x (which needs a tan/kun) was released just as the Wii was discontinued?
>>339491483
yes, since this whole chan started she has been a milf
>>339483737
>Has quake 2, re4, tekken 2
Already better than Ouya.
>>339491483
She isnt a mother, so no.
>>339492035
Yet Ouya is the one having tan
>>339492097
Should start drawing her pregnant with NX or something
>>339492209
>pregnant
This is my fetish
>>339492209
>>339492274
the heck is nx look like ?
>>339492352
Draw her pregnant until NX is revealed
>>339492209
Zeebo has a home with good games to play.
>>339492371
The fact that Nintendo uses AMD GPUs is making me think of that hentai manga where the mothers swap sons and fuck them like crazy.
>>339492593
>MILFS swapping sons
>>339492593
That sounds familiar but then again there's probably a bunch of porn with the same story
>>339492884
Ay, it's a good read with something like 8+ chapters on sadpanda.
>>339492593
You can't just say that and not give a source
>>339492884
Do you have the macabre stories gif?
>>339492593
I'm gonna need a name for that anon.
>>339489509
Why is U-tan allowed to smoke in the theater?
>>339492209
That's stupid. Tans aren't necessary mother and daughter.
>>339492980I don't.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW /CTT/!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR HANDHELD CHAMPS
AND FEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL THE POOOOOWWWWWUUUUUHHHHH!
IT'S A TUESDAY, YES IT IS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkfHdk-_nI
>>339493001
Because it's okay when Nintendo does it.
so apparently theres this japanese article about console tans and its weird seeing what japs think about them that isnt just 2ch telling us to fuck off
http://yurukuyaru.com/archives/25309472.html
>>339494241
>it's about our -tans
>>339494241
That's actually neat, I wonder what it says.
>>339494241
I wonder if they've seen the lewds
>>339494241
>U Tan issued a game of family-friendly, love to get enjoying everyone and piled
Not enough console boobies
taking request for less represented console-tans.
>>339494726
Master System and NES/Famicom lightgun duel.
>>339494241
>Source is reddit
>>339494241
Senpai noticed us!
>>339494241
> この分野はもう優に日本を超えてるわ・・・
> 思想の統一が進んでいる・・・
kek
>>339494241
>61 Loose Anonymous 04 May 12, 2015 10:53 id: KJYOvp7I0
It cultural invasion !!
To conquer the world in Moe
MOE SHALL CONQUER EVERYTHING
>>339494241
Can someone translate
>>339494241
>Some may feel the hot look from the sister of Xbone sputum.
>Xbone sputum love thing of the owners
>U Tan issued a game of family-friendly, love to get enjoying everyone and piled.
oh my.
>>339495861
>the mother dies giving birth...
>>339495861
noice
>>339494241
> えくすぴーやねぷねぷをなんだと思ってるんだ
> ゲーム機擬人化は昔からあったし
近年もネプテューヌとかで、やり尽くされてるし今更感
even they have nepposters
>>339495861
But who's the father?
>>339496053
NO
will the Neo and Scorpio PS4 and Bone's sisters then?
>>339496419
>father
Pc think he is
but actually it'sfuta ps4
>>339493946
it is good
should I buy it? never playaed it before.
>>339496758
The look on PS4's face supports this.
2DS needs more lewds
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2228
>>339493946
are those senrans
In the final thread last week, someone requested a 3d-model of Vitas head, so I took a break from my jaguar-model and spent this weeks console-tan modeling time on this instead. I hope it's what you wanted, since you didn't specify a style or polycount or reference or anything.I fucked up a bit when attaching the hair. I was tired.
https://a.uguu.se/4Hml5qTdO4Yz_Vitahead.wrl
>>339497126
Yes.
someone hit me up with a request to draw once i get home
>>339494241
translate it weebs
>>339497659
vita and 2ds against 3ds and ps4, xtreme beach volleyball.wii U's head is the ball.
>>339494726
Raspberry Pi performing hardmod surgery on New 3DS
>>339497659
Jaguar and Xbone being American as fuck.
>>339497719
all you need to know is that most of the comments are about how theyre not moe enough and the deterioration of japanese culture
>>339497798
Oh that's good
>>339497849
>not moe enough
Nips confirmed shit taste.
>>339497849
>not moe enough
Jfc
>>339497849
>most of the comments are about how theyre not moe enough
God damn fucking nips
>>339497798
>>339497904and maybe we can have her body keeping score on the sidelines.
>>339497849
>2ds
>xbone
>toasty
>ouya
we need a ww3 urgently
>>339498469
>not Xbone
>>339498929xbone is on the bleachers eating a hotdog and nachos
>>339499081with PC
>>339495861
>>339491120
Holy shit! Nice work! Have you ever posted your work here before!? You're really good!!
Taking anymore requests?please give us some more milfy Famicom-tan
post ouya bullying
>>339497849
are you serious?
>>339499202
Milky*
>>339499746
>why_not_both.jpg
How do I into dynamic poses? Everything I draw always seems stiff and normal.
>>339499823
use more circles and less straight lines
>>339499202
Post more milfs
Ned more Summer fun console-tans.
>>339500261
should xbone wear the most revealing bikini?
she's murrica right?
>>339500371
Yeah but the onepiece is usually the fat girl swimsuit in the states
>>339500371
she's also innocent as shit though. the 20s one-piece is more her style.
>>339500371
>Wii U - Sling Bikini
>PS4 - bikini top with denim short shorts
Not sure about Xbone, she's too pure.
>>339500371
No because WiiU is the lewdest.
>>339500773
Going down with a smile;_;
>>339500371
Xbone in a frilly skirt bikini.
>>339500773
Now why would Vita pack his wife such a lavacious outfit?
>>339500908
I don't have a problem with WiiU going down, if you know what I mean.
tps://steamcommunity.com/groups/consoletan
Also genesis won the poll now we need to vote for the icon
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356754
>>339501048
I'm just glad Vita didn't win.
>>339501017
Vita pls, Wii U is both the man and woman of this relationship.
>>339494829
I'm the most retarded person on earth... I misread your request and ended drawing a completely different pic...
>>339501580
Post it.Show us the lewd.
>>339501580
>>339501017
>his
>>339501908
>tfw Nintendo is forced to be evil
>>339501908
Pretty slick tho!
>>339494241
>They didn't post any JADF stuff
They probably saw his Pixiv page.
>>339501908
>Famicom strikes Master System, leaving nothing but her graph paper jacket behind
>>339498376
Source
>>339497849
That's what great about them. They aren't as generic like that Windows 10 one is.
>>339501789
>winkie
>>339486939
Thick and pregnant xbone
>>339501908
That's alright, it's awesome nonetheless, thanks a ton. I'm just happy to see more Master System.
>>339479202
Requesting gamecube tan but with this look
>>339500261
Man, Wii u is pale. I like it.
>>339502386
>atheist revering humanity as his deity
What a g*ddamn shock
>>339497849
I wouldn't say most of the comments. There's a few here and there.
PC and Wii-U seem pretty popular as well.
>>339502194it's some splatton vomit loli rape melting doujini forgot the name of it
Let's finish this. I don't remember the last get though.
>>339502925
*dong ding*
>>339502925
Xbone drops off her nephews from down south
>>339502925
GBA comes home from uni for memorial day weekend
>>339502925
Wii U walks in wondering what's taking 3DS so long.
>>339502925
A meteor hits them fucking all THE END
>>339503031
>xbox breaks
>they shoot a playstation
?
>>339503228
BAD END
>>339503228
Way to go.
>>339503228
THE END?
>>339503031
I love this artist. Do they have a page anywhere?
>>339503289
>be southern white person in the early 1900s
>friend dies of polio
>lynch a black kid in order to feel better
I don't see what's so hard to understand.
>>339502925
The last get was things getting sweaty and lewd with all 3 of them and the bandages fall off to show what really happened to 2ds
i remember this because i got that get
>>339503402
pretty sure the images by that artist are from like 10 years ago
>>339503609
>10 years ago
Nigga the PS3 and 360 weren't released that lon-
>>339503826
Time sure flies
>>339503594
to add, i also got pissed that i got the get and you didnt deliver the following week
so that only makes me want it more
>>339501048
You didn't even include the best image for her as an option.
welp, Monthy Phyton end.
>>339503031
inb4 that anon requests xbone baby sitting them and sticking her fingers in their mouths
i still don't get it
>>339504373
Nice!
Did you draw >>339501908 too, Mario?
>>339503228
can a meteor destroy nintendium?
>>339504373
Burns for everyone!
>>339504373
>that face on the building
>>339503826
>2006 was 10 years ago
>1996 was 100 years ago
>1986 was 1000 years ago
>children born in 1996 are now old enough to vote
>children born in 1986 are now old enough to become wizards
>children born in 1876 are now dead
>>339504631
Lold
>>339497197
How long have you been doing 3D Models. I've been at my U-tan model for probably 5 weeks now for a number of hours almost daily and it still doesn't look right to me.
You can get Nox for free on Origin right now
What would Origin tan look like?
>>339504820
A trash can
>>339504820
>There's no catch.
Yes there is, you need to install Origin.
>>339504474
yes
>>339504421
sorry. I didn't like how the story was developing. Next time i'll give an scenario.
>>339497197
sick Link model lol
>>339504820
>making tans that aren't consoles but applications and services instead
stop.
next we're going to get Netflix-tan, Facebook-tan, Steam-tan
I'm all for new tans but this is stupid
>>339505057
OS-tans predate console-tans by like twenty years bruh
>>339504914
o-okay
>>339505057
there's already a steam-tan, but I think she's long forgotten along with GoG-tan.
>>339492980
I do.
>>339482461
Cmon anon, I've been craving this fic for weeks now
You can do it, I believe
>>339505057
Speaking of new tans
I wanna make more
Give me new ideasyou all seemed to like mobile-tan
>>339507112
N-gage.
>>339507112
AMD + Nvidia as the girls on their older box arts.
I bet PS4-tan has got a nicedick
PC-tanlewds?
>>339488880
2DS is shit tier you ungrateful trash
>>339507673
>>339507112
The Plug-n-Play Hivemind
Just a crowd of various runty girls and boys with Joystick coming out there heads like Pikmin, grouped together like 'The Delightful Children Who Live Down The Lane'
>>339507112
Tablet. Mobile's /fit/ mother.
>>339507112
do a vectrex one
>>339504750
I have been working with 3d since I was a kid, although with my current job I haven't had the motivation to do anything creative on my own for years. The jaguar model is the first character I have made in almost five years. Now I've spent 2-4 hours each Monday on the jaguar, or this week, the vita model.
>>339508771
Your current job involves 3D then?
>>339509046
Yes, but only animating and rendering existing objects for catalogues and stuff
>>339507673
>>339508030
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=85
>>339495861
Loss edits soon when the NX is a miscarriage.
>>339508482
>who live down the lane
it's from down the lane.
>>339509369
I see. Well your stuff is pretty great, keep it up!
>its tuesday and i completely forgot about the bullying story i was writing
oh fuck.
>>339510107
Who's bullying who anon?
>>339510107
Post what you have so far you cute faggot you
