>When he started work on “Warcraft” in 2012, he had just married his wife, Rodene, after she was given a diagnosis of breast cancer and had a double mastectomy. Then, as the movie was nearing completion, Mr. Jones’s father, the rock star David Bowie, died of cancer in January.
>“My film started and ended with cancer,” Mr. Jones said during a recent interview.
WARCRAFT: BLUNDER OF THE MILLENIUM
>4 years to produce this dogshit
What the fuck are these studios taking so long?
Lawrence of Arabia took slightly longer than a year to make
>>339501492
most of it was because of the CG
What are the best games made in the least amount of time /v/? Games that are actually commendable for being produced so fucking effeciently.
Melee was made in 13 months, Iwata swooped in and coded the fuck out of it
>>339501492
>Lawrence of Arabia took slightly longer than a year to make
Fun fact: Lawrence of Arabia doesn't have a single female appear on camera. I assume the number of womyn behind the scenes was also limited.
Is it coincidence that it happens to be the greatest movie of all time? I think not.
>>339500950
>Mr. Jones’s father, the rock star David Bowie
EXPLAIN WHY HE IS SO FUCKING UGLY THEN!?
>>339500950
Is it any wonder then that the film turned out to be cancer as well
>>339502040
Are you surrounded by 5/5 models daily?
He looks pretty normal.
>>339502040
Maybe the mother is ugly as shit.
Or she cucked Bowie.
>>339500950
>yfw this is his target audience
JUST
Delly?
>>339501820
melee is a simple fucking party game
>>339502256
>this is the earthbound fanbase
why am i not surprised
>>339501820
Majora's Mask.
>>339501820
Receiver. There is no other. A game with unsurpassed gun mechanics made in seven days by a nobody.
IT JUST KEEPS
TUMBLING DOWN
poop
>>339502457
I really want to see it at this point to see for myself how horrible it is.
The Warcraft franchise has destroyed more people's lives than any other.
>>339502169
are you british
>>339502605
Why is the door calling him a cuck?
>>339502636
No.
>>339502256
Okay, so a lot of people shit on teens these days for being the worst generation but what the fuck is wrong with the mid-late 20s or whatever this guy is? This makes "hipsters" look good
>>339502256
This guy is a massive tumblrina but he's /tg/ so fuck off, he's our meat.
Also he'd be handsome as hell if he didn't try to look like every hipster trend at the same time.
>>339502605
Who the fuck leave their children for vidya?
Fucking hell m8
>>339502984
A more grown up hipster. :)
Honestly...I don't know. Oversocialized within a limited clique? Most people don't wake up to receive reality, they wake up to interact with people.
>>339502984
*mid-late 30's
Maybe it's karma
I dunnow
>>339502984
Nu Male is a real thing. It's a subculture that's different from "normal" hipsters. Anthropologists twenty years from now will universally agree on this.
>>339500950
You fucking faggot how is this a bad review? The movie is going to be great you fucking degenerates
>>339503408
since when does IGN review movies?
>>339503408
>IGN
kek, blizzard couldn't even afford to buy a 9/10
>>339503408
>Stunning orc VFX
>>339501940
Wasn't he a faggot? Maybe they knew...
>>339503510
>>339503525
Faggots I'm going to wacth it. stay salty and bitter butter bitterness
CANCERED
>>339503510
1999
http://ca.ign.com/movies/reviews?sortOrder=asc
Get with the times, grampa, geez
>>339503757
No I'm asking you a question, don't get mad like a bitch.
Since when does IGN review movies?
>>339501940
>limited women behind the scenes
Well it was edited by a woman so there's that
>>339503757
>I'm gonna pay money to see garbage, that'll show them!
>>339503857
I dunno for like the past 10 years. At least.
>>339502594
>I know this movie is terrible so i'm going to pay to see it.
This is the worst meme.
>>339503408
I bet if I paid IGN enough they'd also call Bubsy 3D the greatest game of all time.
Son, I am really disappointed in you.
Just what in the fuck are you doing?
cancer ain't fucking funny
>David Bowie died so he didn't have to tell his son the movie he made was fucking awful
>Prince didn't want to live in a world where this movie existed
>>339504250
>this movie was so bad it killed Robin Williams
OMG IT'S SHIT. MAYBE NOW WE'LL GET PRIVATE SERVERS ECKSDEE
>>339501492
Did you know Boyhood took TWELVE years to make?
>>339500950
>“My film started and ended with cancer,”
That's funny, because it was cancer the entire time in between, too
>>339504250
>Duncan was so busy making pretend orc graphics for babies that he didn't get enough time to spend with his actually talented dad
Ehh, it was alright. I expected shit, but got a mediocre movie in everything, except some of the action scenes.
why do people pay upwards of ten dollars to see an action movie
if i want action i'll play a fucking video game
>>339501820
Braveheart only took 3 weeks to film
>>339503151
More like CPS gave him and his wife time to be parents and they continued to fuck up their house and finances for stupid shit. It's all on SA somewhere.
>>339503281
The fucks a nu male? Does everyone these days want their own subculture now? Can I be a delta male or some random shit?
blizzard should've went with sam raimi, what happened with him
>>339502256
Reminds me of this guy I used to work with. 24 years old, 6 years in community college with no degree. Wears those stupid rave, goth pants that were popular in 2004. Has blue hair and listens exclusively to death metal. Has a shitty attitude as well. This is what happens when 14 year olds never grow up. There's a reason the WW2 generation is known as the greatest, faggots like this would be lynched
>>339500950
>vidya movies
he never really should have taken the job.
he'll bounce back.
>>339502273
>Delly
I actually ctrl-f for delly
>>339502040
because david bowie was ugly as fuck too?
>>339502710
Doors say "click".
>>339504196
HAHA CANCER HAHAHA
>>339504196
My wife's son recently passed away from cancer and I'm just donating to say we need to kick cancers butt! #savetheanimals
>>339507059
>generation of killers blindly following the orders of their government
>great
Thankfully the rest of the world has moved on.
>>339500950
>My film started and ended with cancer
I hope they do well enough to maketumor movies
>>339507854
ugh i know, fucking cishet patriarchal white males are just the worst, thank god we've evolved beyond war
>>339508229
lol
>>339507847
Nice memes son
>>339502710
What do you think his wife is doing in the bedroom while he's sleeping in the other room?
>>339508229
LEL
>>339500950
>“My film started and ended with cancer,”
it definitely did duncan, I've seen it
it was cancer all the way through
>>339502040
Bowie wasn't that great looking either, however dude had flexibility with his looks. He also had a shit ton of charisma which just added to his decent looks and personality. Once you have those two, you will look hot as fuck to anyone.
>>339508229I really want to see the culling of Stratholme on the big screen. And a wide shot of him slowly ascending the icy spire to the Frozen Throne
Can someone tell me what 'blunder' means in movies. Is it low ticket sales, low critic reviews, or low user reviews? Warcraft is supposed to make 800 million based on ticket pre-sales, so it can't be a blunder financially.
>>339509787
>Can someone tell me what 'blunder' means in movies
It means you ruined it for everyone. Like you get to borrow the car but crash it into a mall or something, and now you and your siblings cant borrow the car anymore ever.
>>339509951
So what was ruined for who?
>>339501820
>>339504048
It's morbid curiosity. Like wanting to go look at a dead body, it's gross, but part of you just wants to see it for yourself.
>>339510020
The thing, for everyone. It's just ruined now, time to move on.
>>339502710
Fucking hell
>>339510130
I'm confused. Audiences like the movie, and it's going to be financially successful so Blizzard and investors must be happy. The only people unhappy are fans of Warcraft obsessed with critic reviews.
>>339510294
Yes, this particular film made money. But that's because it's like the first and he ruined it. It's like that Dragonball movie. He just ruined it, accept it.
>>339510442
But you haven't said who it's ruined for. If people who watch the movie generally like it, especially wow fans, then it's definitely not ruined.
>>339510098
Then pirate it when it inevitably gets rushed to DVD/Bluray/Streaming services.
>If the movie stinks, just don't go
>>339510595
But people don't generally like it, and now it's ruined. It's not ruined for someone in particular or a group or something. It's just ruined in general, he fucked it up and this is why we cant have nice things.
>>339508229
heh
>>339510595
But the fans aren't liking it.
>>339511024
People do generally like it. Not sure where you're reading that people generally dislike it.
>>339502605
I recognize this, didnt that guy actually pull his shit together and start to make things better?
>>339511104
Then why is it everyone someone mentions how much positive user reviews there are, the excuse is it's the fans of Warcraft, not general audiences?
>>339511109
The first 10 or so results when googling "warcraft movie review" are negative comments and reviews.
>>339502605
jesus christ that paneling
>>339511213
User reviews are fickle and not valid sources of what people think in general, just look at metacritic.
>>339502256
>pink poof hair
>>339502337
Ma nigga
>>339502040
Unkempt neckbeard, horrible haircut.
>>339511513
>ignore the tens of thousands of reviews by the average person
>read the reviews by a few dozen critics, they represent what everyone really thinks
That doesn't make sense.
>>339511438
Google warcraft imdb
