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So this is Nintendo's new audience now

https://youtu.be/khlmpOx4_1I

Time to move on
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>"Even Nintendo still makes games but that's debatable."
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>>339494754
kids? it was allways their audience, you turbo autist
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They got a fatty to rep Kirby lol
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>>339494754
>new
anon...
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i wanna hurt that blonde loli
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>>339494949

Thank you. The thread can be closed now.
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>>339494949
>>339495093
So shouldn't every Nintendo fan be banned for being underage?
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>>339494754
>I wish my parents got me that iPhone I wanted instead of this
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it was always a kids company.
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>>339494754
>So this is Nintendo's new audience now
>implying it hasn't always been

Also wanna see more of that blonde shota at 0:20.
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>>339494754
>now

Where have you been? Do you yourself not remember being a child? Why can't kids today have fun with Nintendo?
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>>339494754
>new
they've always targeted kids.
They also have some products targeting older players though.
When they censor those in the vain hope that they will also be a hit with the kids, that's when they fucked up.
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>>339495162
sadly manchildrens do exist and are over 18
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>>339495162
Ask mods.
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>>339494754
>BREAKING NEWS: Video game company markets E-rated games towards kids
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>>339495367
So, every Nintendo game?
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>Mayor gets what Mayor wants.
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>/v/
>gets mad that a company that makes toys is marketing said toys towards children
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>>339494754

Cringe-worthy.
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>>339495495
I ain't even mad

It's pretty obvious that Nintendo wants the fucking children by any means

It's the reason we got this piece of shit instead of a real Metroid

Because Nintendo wants the fucking kids audience.
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>>339494754
Literally nothing wrong with that ad. Except the fact that it's white as fuck.
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>Guys these are toys! FOR CHILDREN!

Meanwhile in other threads

>Why does everyone make fun of me for playing Mario?! These are the REAL mature not your games!
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>>339495467
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
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>>339494754
that blonde girl is pretty cute
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Allison Rapp must be kicking herself for missing out on this marketing campaign, it was tailor fit for her.
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>>339494754
>no black children

im ok with this
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>>339495607
If it makes you feel any better, they aren't going to win them.

Smartphones and tablets have the market sewn up, and this is without Apple and Google even starting to systematize a proper gaming strategy. When that happens Nintendo are well and truly fucked.
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>new
>now
This is top tier delusion.
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>>339494754
>pushing worst Hoenn starter while shitting on best
STOP IT
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>>339495631
Pepe is a meme for facebook normies and autist
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>>339495710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbCZ8BrdrOY
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>>339494754
>w-what does the Mayor want?
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>>339495607
Why do you believe that companies want to pander to dudebros or manchildren? Most of their customers are fucking kids
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>>339494754
why do kids look so fucking punchable in ads like these
kids can be adorable but instead they use those fucking faggots who make you want to punch them in the teeth
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Yeah i was gonna rant a bit myself but then i was like.. that has absolutely always been the case, you can't really disagree with that.
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>Around this town, mayor gets what mayor wants

Is this supposed to sound like femdom or
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>>339495798
>Why do you believe that companies want to pander to dudebros or manchildren? Most of their customers are fucking kids
Not really, no, especially not the devs people here like

Check the calendar, it's 2016 not 1986

Plus claiming games are for children just makes you look like a creepy pedo or a brony or something
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>>339495631
The "mature games for mature gamers like me" meme is laughable. Nintendo isn't just immature because of subject-matter, although that's a large part. It's immature because of the simplicity and easiness of its main franchises.
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>>339494754
Adorable? You're living lard.
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>>339495310
now they only censor their own games. Because what is okay in japan isn't always okay in north america. But they used to make capcom and konami take things out of their games.
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>>339495806
This
What the fuck NOA
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>>339496002
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>>339495607
>It's pretty obvious that Nintendo wants the fucking children by any means
See, you say that, but then they go and make shit like Cia and #FE.
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>>339495798
>Most of their customers are fucking kids
Actually the WiiU eshop registration chart showed that there were a lot more people who are over 18 than under.
https://mynintendonews.com/2014/08/28/nintendo-reveals-demographics-of-wii-u-eshop-users-males-account-for-93-and-females-only-7/
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>>339494754
If i play nintendo do i get to hang out with cute little girls?
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Tfw no one will pander to you this hard ever again.
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>>339496002
She gets what she wants.
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I dont see whats so weird about it , probably most of their sales come from children games but doesnt mean you have some more "adult" games on the 3DS.

I mosty play games on the PC and the lost console I had was the playstation 3 that I got as a gift from my wifes parents for birthday with Demon Souls and MGS 4 and later I bought FF13 and this was literally it what I played on the PS3.

Now I sometimes play in the morning my 3DS before going to work and at night 1 hour while drinking cofe and relaxing.

I honestly dont understand you kids with all this console wars between sony ,microsoft and Nintendo.Is there something I am missing or you guys gain something with acting as sperg who has the better " console" or " games".
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>>339494754
>he didn't move on after Game Cube
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>my coins? I like them gold

Is this intentional? Based Nitendo
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>>339496117
This. They fucking have no idea what they want.
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who gives a shit
as long as I get my dose of monster hunter into my brain I'm 100% fucking okay with it
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>>339495162
Video games in general are mostly aimed at kids.
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>"look how tough our kids are damn son they behave like those cool hood niggers"
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>>339496210
I think it's supposed to be a joke about chocolate coins?
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>>339494754
Me in the beginning of the video
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>>339496117
those are nintendo of japan games which is a different company.
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>>339496210
Oh vey
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>>339496117
Zelda was developed by koei and the other got heavily censored
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Mayor gets what she wants.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHgJ-9M8LjE
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I wanna drown in that blonde girls cunny juices
And maybe the chubby firl too, why not
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Nintendo is for the child within us all.
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>>339496314
I am not kidding right now, I look EXACTLY like her.
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>>339494754
>new audience
>new
hurrdurr alright pham
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>>339496178
It's only children arguing over consoles as they aren't allowed more than one.
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>>339494754
DELETE THIS.
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>>339496215
NoA knows exactly what they want. NoA is still shooting for that kids demographic.
NoJ however, is trying to widen their horizons a bit.
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Can I just say that this is a fucking dope thread?
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>>339496210
he kinda looks like Reggie
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>>339496210
THE JEWS FEAR THE SAMURAI
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>>339494754
I wonder what her feet smell like ahaha
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>>339495028
Chubby Asians are the best Asians.
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>>339496206
Fucking this.

What's wrong with you people?
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dear god

western culture is such cancer

how can your media push this shit to your children, women and men then you feel okay about it
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>>339496178
I'm with this guy.
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>>339496519
3PDP no exceptions
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVD9EsJgUTE
Why don't they just make a commercial about having fun or relaxing like Nintendo Japan?

I mean I don't even like Kyary or whatever the fuck she is.
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>>339496402
but still what do they gain from arguing about such pointless things ?

Do they get money or something like that from literally wasting their young life on a chinese cartoon table fighting for free for big corporations?
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At least there is a company making games for children.
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>>339496178
whoa, man, calm down, I don't think that type of insightful comments belong here in /v/!
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>>339496413
Which is a huge problem, you can't have main branches of your company pursue completely different strategies and ruin whatever synergy there may have been. Why the fuck haven't the HQ scrapped NoA completely is beyond me, they are the biggest responsible for every recent failure of Nintendo
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>>339494754
I don't see anything new here.
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>>339496413
NOJ has been about getting families. So they make software for kids - adults. While NOA since the start has been about Keeping relevant with kids aged 5-15.
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>>339496627
because America doesn't have an equivalent of that artist... I think.
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>>339496386
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>>339496681
Apart from Minecraft, Skylanders, Lego and the metric fuckton of other kids games?

You dont even need to buy a second console for those
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Wait, I don't get the meaning of this commercial, is this about embracing your stereotypes and not afraid of what people might think?
>The lesbian being tough and bossy
>the gay kid has shit taste and so he chooses grass starter
>asian girl being insufferable and narcissistic
>jewish kid saying he likes gold
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>>339496362
no it didnt, nintendo even encouraged more tits in the games, like bayo 2 asking for the costumes to be sexier

nintendo makes games that are friendly for everyone, because of this the hraphics are kid friendly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J5Jbg_r6UU

so this is pc gaming's new audience now?
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>>339494754
>Nintendo sexualizing little girls again to sell their products.

Disgusting.
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>>339496776
also Japanese don't hate cute. In NA adults tend to think cute is pandering and only for kids.
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>>339494754
I want to slap the shit out of her smug face.
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>>339494754
>there's no play like it

that's the problem.
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>>339494949
Wrong. Their target audience is the parents of kids.
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I've been as disappointed with nintendo as much as the next guy, but come on, video games have always been toys made for children. It's delusional to think otherwise.
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>>339496776
It doesn't even need a famous artist.

IMO, They just need to promote what's good about 3DS, which is having fun anywhere. Then again, I don't know how westerner, especially, American think since I'm an Asian.
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>>339496635
It's just a kids thing, you didn't argue over stupid shit as a kid?

I remember my school being split between yu gi oh and pokemon cards. I imagine it's the same sort of thing.
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>>339496860
Nice try, Nintyfag. Keep grasping for those straws.
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>>339496921
Same with my dick
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>>339496823
Bayo 2 was just a special case because they wanted adults to buy the Wee Poo

It didn't work and they just focused on releasing pedo kid games like Woolly World, Splatoon, etc
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>>339496932
>the majority now thinks nintendo is for manbabies
>g-guys all video games are for children now

No.
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>>339494754
>>339496002
Nintendo still has the best girls
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>But videogames are for children!

Even bronies say "My little pony is for all ages"
You guys are something else
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>>339496860
I don't even care if this is staged and/or the guy just tells her what to do, this kid is fucking out of control, god damn
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>>339496442
thanks doc
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Nintendo is a little kid company. Kids, old people, women who have never touched games before.

That's who they want as customers. I don't know why people still by their products when they can't make it any clearer.
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>>339496916
I could see europe do this kind of commercial with some Eurovision-artist etc
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>>339497146
This.

Nintendo enthusiasts are pedophiles and we all know it. It's quite evident.

See?
>>339497161
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>>339496956
Well, I'm european, I don't understand americans either. Here, my gf is mostly okay with my gaming-hobbies because "it's those cute characters ;D <3" etc
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>>339497146
>Wee Poo
>pedo kid games like Woolly World, Splatoon

It sounds like you are in the age group these ads are targeting.
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>>339497063
That would surelycorrect her nasty behavior.
Thank you very much kind sir.
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>>339496689
I am very sorry Anon, you are right , please proceed to shitpost some more if I can recommend the Sony vs Nintendo threads and mouse keyboard against controllers is always a good starting point.
>>339496974
I think when yugioh came out we already where too old for such things.But hey I am from eastern Europe and we never gave too much thinking about videogames and such things at school.I think we did more argue about who of the girls in the school had the best ass and in elementary school we where too busy playing hide and seek outside and soccer.

No idea of its a blessing or curse to grow up in eastern europe but I did never exp this console wars or card wars.
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>>339496413
NoA does whatever NoJ tells it to do. Everyone who was pushing for more autonomy left during the Gamecube.
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>>339497269
Is that supposed to be a Quentin thread?
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>>339494754
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>>339497516
I think it was intended to be a Quentin-thread with some slight console-war flavor but they started talking about how cool it was playing handhelds instead because of the idols and Daniel Craig. And why they had straws to the red bulls (because of make-up)
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>>339494754
>Kids were always their target
Its so easy to spot the underages.
In the past, till the wii came. They always used to target all age groups and their marketing was mostly geared to parents because contrary to kids parents actually had the money and biggest buying power in the 90s/early 200s.

>Lets pander to the age group with the least buying power, that also happened to move to f2p mobile games because this is the only thing they can afford
And still people wonder why nintendo is failing
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>>339495746
Fuckin', this
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>>339494754
Sony and Microsoft have always been for manchildren, and edgy, cynical teens / preteens, who see themselves as "above" their peers intellectually and in terms of maturity, but really they are very immature people who don't realize that looking at pictures of dead animals on the internet doesn't make you "hardcore". That's Sony and Microsoft's audience. The fact that their business models rely heavily on multiplats that are better on PC is also very telling; it shows how ignorant their audience really is.

Nintendo's definitive fan is someone who was with them since the NES era, they're probably in their mid 20's / 30's. These aren't immature people, these are true fans who really know what makes a good video game. And in terms of kids, Nintendo has always attracted the kids who are just nice and don't feel the need to assert themselves above their peers and "prove themselves" to losers. They mostly like platformers, they are real, authentic people, they will grow up to actually have jobs and not just leech off of others, and they realize that liking the non-definitive version of Call of Duty doesn't make you a "hardcore gamer".

Nintendo fans have good taste and are friendly, attractive, successful people. Sony and Microsoft fans are losers.
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>>339494754
>hating on lolis
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How have I gone so far off the road of life that I keep watching the parts with that cute little blonde girl over and over again?

Can I be saved?
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>>339496390
can i buy you bad dragon toys?
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>>339497717
Doc, the b8 is too big for me
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>>339494754
>we want the 4chan audience
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>>339496860

What the fuck is this?
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>>339497896
So you're a loser.
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>>339494754
Nintendo's audience is kids, Sony/Microsoft audience is teens. Video games have never targeted people older than college age. Doesn't mean there aren't aspects of games that can be enjoyed by adults for all those companies.
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>>339497717
Yes I'm sure the real world is this black and white.
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>>339498075
>Video games have never targeted people older than college age.
Except those people play the most games.
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>>339494754
Pretty sure theyve always markets to kids, anon. Maybe you *do* need to move on.
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>>339494754
That asian girl looks like they pulled another layer of skin over a smaller, normal sized person.
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>>339494754
>tfw no bossy little gaming sis to ORDER me to buy her new video games

why live
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>>339498075
The average age of a gamer is 35.
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>>339498386
myth
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>>339498283
"buy me the new Frozen game RIGHT NOW or I'm going to kick you in the balls. And you can't hit me back because I'm a giiiirlll!! HA HA!"
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>>339494754
>new audience
>new
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>>339498551

Who wouldn't let a little girl try to kick them in the balls?

I'd hope it just progresses into a stepping on kind of thing.
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>>339498283
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>its a "my childerns game console is more mature than your game console!" thread
this content is brought to you by mountain dew and doritoes
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>>339494754

>mayor gets what mayor wants

she clearly wants the dick
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>>339495072
same
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>>339496120
>expecting kids to not lie about their age to get around any possible blocks or Parental Controls

Hell I'm pretty sure there's family account shit where kids can't even make one without syncing to an adult's account.
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>nintendo fags itt drooling over a little girl
No surprise I suppose.
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NoAs you mean.
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>>339499279
>not mindbreaking her into playing on a vita instead
cuck
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>all of these neo-nintendo pedos crawling out of the woodwork
It's what they get for encouraging that shit with Splatoon. Thanks for getting swapnote shut down.
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>>339499279
>>339499489
>xbone redditards trying to start up shit
where's your portable console
oh wait
lamo
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>>339494754
>NoA
Literal cancer
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>>339496117
They've recently dipped further into the weeaboo-pandering market and, "censored" or not, found some easy gold.

Anything else is getting the saccharine-toon treatment.
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>>339499679
>implying a xtard even knows what swapnote is
Having sexual thoughts about 3d children is morally wrong
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>>339495645
>>339496002
>>339498820
Would you give the mayor what she wants?
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>>339496930
They target parents buying games for their kids. Because kids don't buy games. They're a hopeless demographic to appeal to. Almost as hopeless as feminists.
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S M U G
L O L I S
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>>339496370
This one was better.
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>>339500236
Yes, especially if it involves bullying my penis
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>>339495645
>>339496002
>>339500236
STOP IT LUIGI
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>>339500119
It's only wrong if you act on them.
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>>339494836
I love James.
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Fucking pedos, you disgust me.
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>>339495495
This, reminds me of pic related. Anyone have the full version with the neckbeard drawing?
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>>339501139
What did you expect? The only Nintentoddlers that haven't left for other consoles yet are either children or manchildren
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nintendogaf are biggest group of shills on this board
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I think you mean "This is who handhelds are aimed at".
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>>339494754
that's the audience of video games in general
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>>339501635
Yet that game really suck
I hated, and I played it all the way
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I want that blonde loli to step on me and insult me for somehow being bad at Animal Crossing.
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Why can't NoA be more like NUK?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVEx9nEb2ao
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>>339494754
So this is the Nintendo audience?

Huh, maybe I should get a 3ds
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>>339501635
about 20 of those were me
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>>339500894
Nah, it's wrong either way. The only way you could justify imagining sexual fantasies which children are if you have them yourself. I mean, shit I can give you 13-14, they're starting to look way older for their ages, but this girl looks like she's 10 you sick fuck. You can have the thoughts all you want since thought crimes are a stupid concept to begin with, but it will never be morally acceptable to think that way or discuss it in a public forum.
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>>339501841
>Grieg in a Kirby commercial
neat
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>I'm adorable
Nah
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>>339501981
Thoughts can't be morally wrong, only actions.
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>>339501981
>The only way you could justify imagining sexual fantasies which children are if you have them yourself
It's time to stop
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I'm sold. NX when?
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->Always a white kid, a black or asian

>No Mexican

Why?
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>>339494754
Pedophiles? Because its working.
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>>339498117
>b-but black and white
Maybe things really are that simple. This is what I've observed, and it's what everyone else has observed too. I just said what everyone is thinking.
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>>339500236

MAJOR CUNNY
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>>339501981
>but it will never be morally acceptable to think that way or discuss it in a public forum.
They said that about the gays
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>>339502428

The overwatch trailer with Soldier 76 was as good as it gets, be grateful.
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>>339502531
Kill yourself
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>>339494754
These kids born in the 2000's will be worse than millenials.

The human race is over.
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>all these people that want to fuck the little girl

Man you guys are pedophiles.
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>>339501273
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>>339502553
/tv/ get out
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>>339503075
I want to fly to the moon, am I an astronaut now?
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Thank you for the cunny, based Nintendo.
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>/v/ hate 2D loli but love 3DPD children

More proof that the tumblr take over is real.
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>>339494836

Was he talking about amiibos?
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Called the cops on you all.
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>>339503184
Would have been better without those reaction images but thanks anyway.
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>>339503075
Listen, just because I would fuck this particular little girl if given the opportunity doesn't make me a pedophile. Thats like saying you are a brain surgeon because you would operate on a brain given the opportunity.
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BREAKING NEWS

Nintendo still has the target audience 20 years later
Overgrown manchildren can't accept this
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>>339502263
Yes they can be you smelly pedo. Morally objectionable thoughts is a concept dating back to the dawn of humanity. Just because your own fetish makes your skin crawl doesn't mean you can change the status quo for the last millennium

>>339502395
Then go back to cripplechan

>>339502789
They also said faggots are grown ass men who can sign a legal document instead of a little girl and a grown ass man. See how shitty of a comparison that is? I hope so for your own sake
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She's not even cute. You guys got garbage taste.
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>>339502935
They're gonna be like, "I can do ANYTHING!"

As they avoid gluten like a plague, jerk off to mind numbing VR porn starting at age 10, pop chewable depression medication, and go into debt in order to buy groceries.
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>>339494754
Pretty much.

There are only two audiences that Nintendo is aiming for now:
>literal children in the west
And
>thirsty otaku in Japan

iIwata killed the company and Miyamoto and Kimishima are just running it further into the grave. Its time to let go and move on.
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>>339502861
t. Angry Sony fan
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>>339503306
Astronauts don't "want" to fly to the moon, they did.
Child molester = astronaut
In as much as
Pedophile = some guy with a telescope

>>339503516
>See how shitty of a comparison that is?
But you reinforced it more than anything. People used to think gays are horrible, now they don't (generally). The only thing that changed is society. If you're gonna suggest that age of consent, a shaky concept which already varies like fuck between countries, is an absolute law of the universe that will never be changed or looked at differently throughout all of history then you're short sighed as fuck.
Granted it probably won't change THAT drastically while any of us are still alive. Except the ones who were virgins for 30 years, because they will live forever.
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>>339494754
>manchildren seriously upset that nintendo of all companies is advertising to children

Guys, please take a look in the mirror. Just Take a long shower and contemplate what's happened in your life up until this moment.
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>>339494949
Used to be teens though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stvktzVjZJw
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>>339494754
>New
And Pixar films are kiddy shit too, right?
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>>339504152
Man, Nintendo used to cater to multiple table get audiences in the past and they had some sick commercials too (this isn't one of them though.)

What the FLYING FUCK went wrong?
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That was always Nintendo's audience you just didn't realize you grew out of it.
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Waifu
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>>339504049
>People used to think gays are horrible, now they don't
No you're talking about Christians, they were the only ones to give a fuck about that shit, even today they are still triggered by gays and trannies, so that'll never change. Everyone, regardless of religious preference, hates pedos not because of their sexual preference or for religious reasons, but because they take advantage of retarded kids and try to shove their dicks in any hole possible. Unless kids stop being retarded, I doubt that will ever change.
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>all these normies getting triggered of the little girl
Im proud that /v/ is full of loli lovers again
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Why are American companies so disgusting?
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>>339504683
Muslims dont hate pedos though, they celebrate lolis
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>new

hahahahaha you fucking retard

Nintendo's target audience is 75% kids, 25% nostalgiafags
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>OoT is still considered to be one of the best games ever made by those who played it when they were children
>Nintendo games appealing to children is now a new thing
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>>339502421
why is there a bulge in the middle of her chest?
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>>339504827
>literally zero good porn of succubbus (jew)

What travesty
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>>339504824
Not anymore, Nintendo doesn't exist to kids anymore.
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>>339504803
Muslims are animals. Who care what they celebrate?
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Cute girls that will grow up to be fuckable?
Yes please.
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>>339504683
Are you going to sit here and undermine the intelligence of the girl who ACES the fuck out of Animal Crossing? She can consent better than you AND your dog.
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>>339494754
Games are for kids whats new ?
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>>339504683
>No you're talking about Christians, they were the only ones to give a fuck about that shit
>he actually believes liberal media history retcons
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>>339504871
That's a nipple, you virgin
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>>339505002
If the NX is shit they won't exist period soon.
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>>339503617
>not even cute

You fucking wot m8?
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>>339505123
that's a big misplaced nipple
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>>339494754
>level up
What did they mean by this?
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So Nintendo marketing to kids was okay when you were a kid Grandpa?
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>>339505002
it is still their target audience
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>>339494754
>Nintendo's new audience now
>kids
>nintendo
>new audience
kek
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>>339505360
Man, Derek really let himself go after losing his job at CGR. I feel bad for him.
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>>339505073
Any kid would also consent to skipping school, not eating their vegetables and getting fucked in the ass by a stranger if it was what they wanted. That's why parents are a thing, because almost 75% of the time, what a kid wants is not mutually beneficial for them.

>>339505115
>Having /pol/s dick shoved this far up your ass
Nigger, cunt, faggot, kike, cuck. There, I'm not an sjw, happy now?
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>>339505615
>nintendo
>audience
jej
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Nintendo is slowly dying. None of their recent games have been more than average and with what the future holds, I see a long spiral down for nintendo
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>>339505123
>I don't know anything about anatomy
>I don't know where are the nipples placed
>I've never seen how a nipple pops out of clothing
>Still I call other people virgins

Pathetic.
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>>339505727
good point
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>>339505881
I guess you are a bigger expert on naked little girls than I am
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>>339505718
>skipping classes
>having shit diets
>making bad decisions
>generally fucking up their futures
>being allowed to bone when they want
I was describing college students until that last one
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what the fuck is wrong with you freaks
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>>339506209
>being a normalfag on hiroshimachan
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>>339506209
sup newcuck
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>>339506385
this aint' no loli it's a little girl, freak
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>>339503373
this. personally, I was fine with both anyway.
A cat too.
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>>339506209
Welcome to 4chan!
Please leave.
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>>339495693
cuck off paleshit
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>>339506209
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>>339506479
>being this normal and new
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>>339506093
Whoa, sounds like....kids are stupid. I bet if they were younger they would be even stupider, huh? Who would have guessed, except you know, every rational person out there. Thanks for making my argument even sounder
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>Nintendo makes games for children
Stop the presses
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>>339506759
If that girl was actually 11, she'd be 20 years old now

Where bad shoop on that 7
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Anyone remember that Wii U commercial with the hot tsun loli?
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Do Nintendo literally not have any fucking clue that their audience are millenials in the 20's?
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>>339504406
>games shown are meant for kids
>market to kids
WOOOW, you're right, too hard to figure that one out.
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>BUT VIDEO GAMES ARE FOR CHILDREN

Fuck you, you piece of shit Nintendo manbabies!! NINTENDO IS FOR KIDS!!! goofy silly cutesie mario and donkey kong shit is like disney movies! They're for kids!!

Shadow of the Colossus
Uncharted 4
Grand Theft Auto
Killzone
Legend of Dragoon
Final Fantasy
The Last of Us

THESE aren't kiddie games. Do you NOT see the difference?

Putting Nintendo on the same level as these games is like putting Blue's Clues and Teletubbies on the same level as Oz, The Sopranos, Portlandia, or Breaking Bad!
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