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>>339481439
>I GO FOR THE TOPLESS STEAL
What does she mean by this ?
>>339481439
>BUSHES OFF
What the fuck is she talking abot
>It's time for me to kill... and it's time for me to die...
Was bedeutet er dabei?
>americans panic if they hear something that isnt english
>>339482370
>Americans
>speaking English
Don't lump us in with them, m80
Sexy Nazi skin when?
>>339482501
i didnt know i wanted this
>>339482501
>no preggers version
I göt BIG pläns för yöu
>>339482501
>posting the edit version
>>339482307
>Was bedeutet er dabei?
Just stop
>>339482501
>Mercy
>German
ree
IM GOING FOR THE TOBLERONE
>mercy
>let everyone die
>lshift in
>rez
>die instantly
>lucio
>prevents everyone from diying and fights alongside his team
>>339482501
>German doctors
ROFL
>I AM NOT DE TURD
>>339481934
Hey, chill oat!
>>339483038
>Mercyfags will insist that Mercy is the superior choice
Mercy is FAR more situational
>>339482501
Where's the dick?
>>339483468
>character that just heals is situational
>the guy that heals and speed boosts isnt
>the chick that opens portal and drops turrets isnt
>the guy who's ult is a mass heal + invuln isnt
>>339482501
never, because she's swiss
also other obvious reasons
>>339483579
She doesn't "just heal" Just like Lucio she has to choose between healing or giving a different buffand Symmetra and Zenyatta aren't even worth talking about
>>339482501
>cheesy name
>terrible art
>Shadman
Why am I not surprised.
>>339483468
100% needed in defensive with double supp along with Lucio, but double Lucio is far superior in attack.
>>339481934
>get really drunk
>try and shout what she says in Chinese when she does her ULT
>toss my mobile on the pavement
>pretend everyone around me is frozen
>everyone has a laugh
God I love alcohol. What were we talking about?
DONG DONG WA
>>339483579
>character that gives a 50% damage buff to someone.
>situational
Aahahaha, how retarded.
>>339482501
Why does Shadman have to be such an edgy faggot?
>>339481667
"Helden sterben nicht!"
It mean Heroes never die in German.
>>339485092
It means heroes don't die. I'm pretty sure heroes never die would be Helden sterben nie or nichts.
>>339484984
Found the 16 year old.
>>339484141
Zenyatta does well with characters with high mobility and often fight by themselves. (Genii, Tracer, Winston)
>>339485032
>got sorry sorry sorry voice line yesterday
>spam it all the time while freezing people
>endless rage in chat
>>339482501
Fuck, shadman needs to stop.
Mercy is 100% an original character. Because unlike the medic from TF2 who is German, mercy is Swiss.
>>339485413
>mccree flashbang
>ice invincibility
>freeze him
>headshot
>emote
>"A-MEI-ZING"
>he leaves the game
>>339484984
Genuinely hard to read.
>>339485473
She is also female while the Medic is male. Nothing alike at all
>>339482501
>No feminine penis
Shit taste
>>339481439
I wannabe mercy
>>339483468
You have been confirmed for sucking at the game.
>>339485587
Never happened.
>>339485758
You would be surprised at how bad most mccrees are.
He literally tried to flashbang me while in ice form.
>>339485909
>flashbang mei shitters
>they immediately scramble to hit lshift for their get out of jail free card
Disgusting.
>>339486256
Mei players really are subhuman trash
It's not that she's overpowered, just every one of her mechanics are the kind that would only appeal to psychopaths.
>>339486430
That's prettycoldof you anon.
>>339486430
people love salt
>>339482501
>Shadman
Moderators
>>339486430
>Playing attack playload in brawl
>Mei is on the other team
Literally never stood a chance by default
>>339486256
>>339486430
>complaining about a get out of jail free card while using a guaranteed kill skill
This game is full of fucking idiots.
>>339486792
>Bastion+Mercy on Defense
May as well just forfeit.
>>339486890
When did I complain about that? The problem with Mei isn't that she is powerful it's that her powers are designed to make the game less fun for everyone she fights, if you removed her the game would instantly be improved
>>339485092
>>339485189
Why would shs speak German if she's Swiss?
>>339486971
Yeah....
>>339486792
The worst is a Mei on defense on a attack/defense map. She can just squat in her fucking ice block on the point and prevent anyone from capping while the rest of her team respawns, on Point B temple of Anus or Hanamura it's just fucking broken.
>>339486993
Looks like the Americans are up.
>>339486993
Are you serious?
>>339486993
Jsus christ, anon. Get a grip on life or just end it, senpai.
>>339485034
It's 30%
Way to be actually retarded and spread misinformation.
>>339487065
I'm referring more to Brawl scenarios where there is next to no downtime for Mei's attacks
>Mei uses lshift
>While I, playing Reinhardt is right next to her
>I start counting down the seconds til I get I get a free charge and instant kill off on her
The greatest of feels, right up there with using HAMMER DOWN to interrupt other peoples' Ults.
>>339487065
I wish Lucio could wub her around while frozen. Pushing people away as they try to run onto the point to get overtime is so satisfying.
>>339486973
>See Mercy + Bastion combo on the enemy team
>Instantly cackle like a psycho, hit H and switch to Genji
>Flank them, throw a few Shuriken and then hit E as the Bastion turns and opens fire, destroying him so utterly that the very Omnium he sprang from shuddered
>Then have my way with the Mercy standing there defenseless, while the final lights in Bastions' optics fade and record the brutal rape that is about to begin in gruesome detail.
>Feelsgood.jpg
>>339487252
>Laugh at the retarded Reinhardt from a distance and blow his brains out as Widowmaker
>>339487393
Look up what they speak in Switzerland.
>>339487393
It's the most spoken language in Switzerland
TALK TO YOUR ADVISOR
>>339487393
Germany is only about 100 years old. Before that it was the loose region of Germany that spoke German, ranging from parts of modern France to Poland and Slovakia.
The Swiss speak German.
>>339487393
globalpokerface.jpg
>>339487289
Yeah she needs some kind of counter, at the very least she shouldn't be able to block a cap while in there
>>339487252
>Tracer harassing me
>Whack her once and she recalls
>Charge where she would end up
>Always pin her
Kept calling me out and shit. Nothing is more fun than pinning stupidly obvious tracers.
>>339487338
>Dashes behind you
>Unsheaths katana
>Nothing dishonourable, aniki
>Kill two people with an ult and dies
![2000px-Flag_of_Switzerland_(Pantone).svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/C9npnok.png "2000px-Flag of Switzerland (Pantone).svg[1]")
reminder that Mercy is from literal health pack country
pretty funny imo
>Oгoн пo гoтoвнocты
>>339487338
Surprisingly few people do this because retards just love to just blindly rush at Bastion.
>Sit right at the forklift on Gibraltar
>Attacker's gates turn into the Killing Fields
>Reaper tries to be sneaky-beaky and gets fucking obliterated every time
I actually started apologizing once I got Bastion of the Game.
>>339482307
>Was hat er damit gemeint?
There you go, anon
>>339487492
We're all hedge funds now
>>339485413
>tfw I had it in beta
>still not a single line for her since release
I guess I'll just have to buy it.
>>339487550
>nothing dishonourable, aniki
kek
>>339483579
>Lucio
>does damage
>and can flank with his insane mobility
>provide utility with displacement
>provide a massive shield
>all while aura healing and buffing his teams speed
>which get amped up every so often
>more situational than a character that provides a damage buff OR healing OR doing damage that can revive her team every so often
What did he mean by this?
>>339487751
>Attacking on Dorado
>Enemy team has a Bastion and Torb set up outside the spawn
>TWO Pharahs on our team
>They couldn't destroy a single turret between them
>Trying to play Reinhardt while my shield melts in seconds
Would you guys be okay with a Support Sniper?
>>339482501
She's not even german
God can Shad get any worse
>>339487938
You mean Zenyatta?
>>339487393
Look up WW1 and realise the whole reason WW2 started
>>339487393
>He doesn't understand that Swiss isn't a language
Sharing a Nationality with you makes me sad.
>>339487680
She wants to help people anon, don't be rude.
>>339487938
I'm hoping Sombra/Pharah's mom is like a heavy sniper with some fuckhuge .50 cal bolt action rifle.
No "turns into assault rifle" bullshit with widow, it's only a bolt action rifle. so if you get ganked or simply run up in your face, you're pretty much dead unless you can land a shot before they get you.
trade off is massive damage that can just like 1 shot everything, even a Reinhardt.
>>339485909
Heh, that happened to me too.
At least in my case he figured to wait me out and kill me.
He and 2 of his teammates were waiting for me in encircling me. 3 x 4 seconds well spent, hope the other half of their team was slaughtered in the time.
>>339488089
I thought they spoke french and turkish in swissland
>>339487393
Oh boy.
>>339488017
Nah. Pharah mother might be the next hero in the game, and it would be a Sniper/Support. Like with an actual Sniper.
We saw some leaked images from the documentary and saw them working on a hero in the Support section that had a Triangle visor like the guy you see in Pyramids posters. We suppose this is Pharah mother due to the fact she used a Sniper and it's in Egypt.
>>339488129
Can she help my dick instead?
>>339487252
>counting seconds
This is why I always break preemptively and proceed to wall.
>>339481934
DOJO
NEE COM SOW
>>339488202
Actually, it's italian, romansh and then two arabic dialects.
when will blizz add this game mode
>>339488383
You're better than most Mei's I've faced, then.
>>339488383
this
I never let the whole 5 seconds go
I always break it early around 2-3 seconds then immediately ice wall directly in front of me
95% of the time it takes them by surprise and I can just escape quickly without having to deal with McGay trying to stun me.
or if my ult is up, i just immediately drop the ult as soon as the ice wall is up. so it's break the shift -> immediately ice wall -> immediately ult
by the time the Ice wall goes away, Mcfaggot is already frozen solid on the other side and I just casually ice pick his head and continue on my merry way
Someone saved the final fix version of this pic from yesterday thread? the one that without that comma before the "first"?
>time to read by 8 pm!
>that's how you get to knight
>>339487549
>Be Trashmouse
>See a team mate being harrases by a Tracer
>Got some damage on her and she recalls
>Quickly leg it and lay a trap where she'll pop up again
>It lands
Eclvery Tracer since then has become unpredictable shits and it makes me mad.
>>339488187
With Widowmaker already existing any other sniper is doomed to be outclassed
>>339484984
Reddit is here
Why is this allowed?
>>339488623
Next you're gonna tell me Americans are all British because they speak English.
>>339488893
It comes with price.
>>339485092
pretty sure it means "holocaust was a lie" in german
>>339488623
>Swiss woman fluent in German =! Dressing up/Impersonating Hitler
I'm American and I know a decent amount of Spanish, but I'm not gonna dress up as Pancho Villa
>>339488907
They SPEAK german.
>>339488673
>implying Soldier 76 needs some stupid medic
Lmao
He just uses his nanomachines to fix himself
>>339488673
Literally 2 seconds in Paint.
>Hear an ult go off
>Drop Lucio's ult
>People die anyway
I couldn't save them
>>339488893
Because faggots that want to change a literal aryan angel into a shitty devil girl deserve to be punished.
>>339488623
>Swiss isn't a language
>here is an image of the 4 national languages of Switzerland, none of which are Swiss
???
>>339488981
How is she dressing up like a "german"? You do know that a lot of people just have the same customs right?
>>339488673
someones should make some metal gear/big boss edit of soldier 76.
he's pretty bland but i love the fallen hero now underground vigilante gimmick.
>>339488893
honestly Mercy's default skin is her best skin. Dunno why you'd want to change it.
>>339488893
>Lipstick is in the wrong costume
Fuck this shit.
>medic
>right to treat whomever they want first
LOLNOPE.AVI. They literally take an oath to treat the worse patient first
>>339489108
I never said it's a language.
>>339489061
At least we tried brother.
>>339489108
It´s basically a dialect of german. Some of it is actually pretty hard to understand if you only speak standard german (Hochdeutsch).
>>339488673
>>339489059
dat one piece style of crying
>>339489160
I like the green one cause green's my favorite.
>>339489153
>female Soldier 76
I'd fuck hergently and lovingly, she's been through enough.
>>339489059
Thanks anon, and yeah, i am lazy.
>Get a ten player kill streak using mercy pistol and have a flawless payload carry
GG 2 ez Mercy is fun
>>339487252
Anyone who is not a Retard would either put up a wall or just end ice block, i mean did you just stand there lookin at the ice block doin nothing?
>>339489160
This. Her recolors are pretty good but she has the worst legendary skins in the game.
>>339489181
This
Atmosphere of the comic is ruined by the stupidity of the artist. This is why you need an actual writer and an actual artist, not one or the other.
>>339489061
>Hear and ult that I won't be able to protect them from
>Tell everyone to gun it and pop a speed boost
>Come back with my ult
HUEHUEHUE
>>339489408
>Anyone who is not a retard
>Pubs
>Not retards
Come on, now.
>>339489468
it's a cute two panel drawing someone did for fun
>it's we're all soldiers now episode
We got rekt hard, but that was pretty fun.
For the longest time, I thought Lucio healed with his gun. Like, I'd be "shooting" at my teammates like an idiot because I thought that was what was giving the heals/speed boosts. i only just recently realized it was a passive boost
>>339489235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhv1GVYPh3o
>>339489181
Well, change the text to say that soldier is the one with worse injuries in that moment.
>>339485714
I wannafuck mercy
>>339487393
They all took the bait. Good job.
>>339489558
Fun fact: brazilians love Lucio. They have one complain, though: he never says "hue".
>>339488623
>Romansh is an official language
>with 0.5%
Why even bother?
>>339486971
dunning kruger is running fucking rampant in this game, ranked can't come out soon enough to oust who the shitters are
Irish hero when
>>339487252
>mei goes block
>throw special
>the cunt thinks she's smart
>I already started charging
>we are going to valhala together
>pin her and hit a few of her teamates
killed 5 guys at once like this
>>339482501
>shadman
he does so much wrong with his "art"
>>339488018
Didn't WW1 start because someone got shot in the face?
>>339489856
>"You guys fucking suck"
>"shit team" in general chat
>leaves the game
>we win
>>339482501
>analwatch
>Route 66 defend
>pick Reinhardt
>no one picks a support
>a fucking Hanzo says "do we really need a tracer" when we have a Widowmaker on our team
Fucking Hanzos.
>HEROS NEVER DIE
>DIE! DIE! DIE!
>>339490090
Why are snipers just always the worst
>>339481439
What does she actually say though?
>5 genji enemy team
>They're all flipping around spamming MADA MADA
>>339490158
JA RAW TEE
>>339490198
Helden sterben nicht!
>>339487512
>The Swiss speak German.
Well.
"German".
>>339490090
why does hanzo even exist? scouting is nice but even widow has SOME close range capabilities, not to mentiom THAT CUNT MEI does 190 DAMAGE with her alt fire anyway
>>339485351
Sorry to break this to you but Zenyatta's heal orb disappears after a few seconds if he loses LOS. The only thing he has above the other two is damage
>>339490231
best hero desu
>>339490032
>Toblerone picked on a payload map
>Someone complains he'll be useless
>Everyone else goes with it and supports him to see how this will turn out
>He is our most helpful player and the reason we won without much hassle
Always surprised what can happen in this game, except whenever I see two Widowmaker.
I just feel like giving up at that point.
>>339487916
Is Lucio's mobility really "insane"? He's faster, sure, but the wallrunning seems to have limited use.
>>339490330
>THAT CUNT MEI does 190 DAMAGE
guy in that overbotch vid is wrong actually; Mei's Ice Pick alt only does 150 damage
>>339490581
LEWD
>>339490684
still enough to one shot zen and tracer
Mei is fucking OP garbage and needs to be nerfed
>>339490090
>>339490158
snipers never realise how useless they are because there is a high possibility of them having good numbers on the score screen
>>339490330
sonar arrow only has 12 seconds cooldown.
his arrows are pretty good from mid to long range and scatter arrow fucks things up real good.
his ult is shit though and you're probably right about widow being better.
>>339490552
he's the fastest hero even without speedboost and he is hard to hit when wallrunning, he can push you back just in case and while doing all that he keeps regenerating health.
>>339490581
>guy is not black
>rank ~50
>losing team just leaves
>everyone put back to searching
i hope blizz does something about this
>>339481439
Can you faggots keep it to a few threads thanks
Can't believe there are this many SHITFAGGOTS players of this ultra casual trash
>>339490098
YUP.
Poor winston :(
>>339490552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVQY9Xcm41A
>>339489929
but why tho
>>339489681
I didn't know he could deflect so much shit
>>339484984
Nice blog faggot
>>339485413
I have one for Junkrat that just yells out "RIIIINNNNNG" so I bound it to V and just spam it as much as I can.
Pharah a QT
Mercy a QT
(QT)^2
>>339489397
>heal the soldier 76
>he can't aim for shit
>just switch over to gun and start killing
>he drops his health pack to save me
Great teamwork
>>339491147
>Widowmaker potg
>>339485092
HEAD AND SHOULDERS!
>>339489672
On the topic of retards not understanding Lucio, is it just me or does his aura not affect any team mates which are located at a different height, i.e. on a balcony above you or something like that?
>>339490581
2LEWD4ME
>>339485413
>Tracer being a bitch
>freeze her
>emote "Hello"
>punch her in the cunt
>she sees all this on killcam
>>339491183
At least 80% if not more of that video is just him fucking about in ways that are not useful at all during a game.
I wanna nerf D.Va ;_;
>>339490158
Because they are usually played by the people who don't understand that OW is an objective and team oriented game.
>>339491374
It requires line of sight. If you wanna heal someone on a balcony jump up and down a bit.
>>339491401
What kind of emotions is this face trying to convey?
Torbjörn, ready to fart!
>>339481439
>play almost exclusively as mercy
>literally the deciding factor in some matches
>will never get recognition from play of the game because it doesn't give a fuck about support classes
Truly an unsung heroine.
>>339490349
That certainly explains why I always had such abysmal numbers with him.
I speak German so understand all of Mercy's lines
But I wonder what all the babble D.Va says. I don't know any Korean despite having watched Brood War streams for years from Korea
>>339491686
Nah m8 4+ revs = POTG Mercy
>>339491625
>those fucking faces
>>339491625
Those fucking faces though
>>339491408
Well the person asked why Lucio's mobility is "insane", not whether or not its useful in combat.
>>339491706
>>339491438
>D VA's REEEEEEE voice line when getting shot
>>339491625
>bum tickley faces
>>339491147
>they accidentally shot the wrong ape
>>339491706
>I speak German so understand all of Mercy's lines
Well aren't you fucking special.
>>339491546
Thanks
>>339491686
I've gotten it once as Mercy, never as Lucio.
You can't really complain about not getting recognition when people vote for healers just for existing.
>Get 3k healing, a shameful low number
>Epic!!
why commend me for that shitshow
>>339491652
Torb POTGs are always the best
>>339491706
I speak French, so I understand all Widowmaker lines.
>>339491686
Only way to get potg as Mercy is to rezz a shitton of them at once.
And even then you will just have everyone getting mad at it because they think it doesn't deserve a potg
Why does Zenyatta have to be made of wet paper? I really love his design and play style but he just dies so fast.
>>339489670
>everyone going Pharah and Tracer and alternating between both for the entire match
THE CAVALRY RAINS FROM ABOVEWe didn't even manage to leave the spawn
>>339489094
>>339489160
I got Imp in a loot box. I just put it on because I assume some are jelly of it
>>339492020
I speak Russian, so I understand all Zarya linesWell, most of them, her accent is really bad
>>339492065
>press q
>get potg
>WHY DIDN'T MY Q GET POTG? :^(
>>339492078
Because hes a long range healer/dps hybrid.
>>339491959
Lucio seems to get it when bumps 2+ people off the map at once. Or uses his barrier in middle of fight and gets insane ammount of assist through it, but i think i saw that just once. The first case is fairly common tho.
>>339492020
We can tell that you're a frog, wanna know how?'Cause your English sucks ass
>>339491207
when you hit someone with the charge they get thrown around, usually when you pin someone and charge towards a bottomless pit and then hit cunts they will probably follow you on the way down
>>339492119
my point was more that Mercy potg is pretty boring and even if you get it no one will think you significantly contributed and get mad because they thought their 4-kill high noon would show up
>>339492020
No one cares ahmed
>>339491550
getting fucked in the ass
>there's people in this very thread who don't know at least three languages
>>339492110
I speak Portuguese, and Lucio says absolutely nothing in the language at any point so it's utterly pointless.
>>339492119
>implying
I flew into a hill, rezzed 3 people, and capped it, all during overtime to win the match...and potg was Bastion firing in turret mode at the beginning of the match.
>>339492287
I'm sorry you were forced to learn english to survive while I got to spend my time on more valuable things like masturbating
>>339491995
>KillerKillerOfThe34
(District in Paris)
Bro.
>>339487791
this
>>339492094
I got the one that makes her a Viking, muh dick
>>339492201
Sure bra. Sure.
>>339487680
IT ANGRES ME THAT SHE DOSEN'T HAVE A SWISS DIALECT IN THE ENGLISH VERSION
>>339492020
I took two years of it so know some of it, but the ones she says very quietly while sniping I don't understand, mostly because II'm concentrating on sniping, and they're so quiet
>>339491147
No wonder he was taking care of it like it was his own.
>>339492287
Thags because in addition to their native languages, Europeans must learn English to communicate with their American betters and Arabic so that they can understand the Imam's fatwahs.
>>339492527
So why aren't you learning Spanish and Chinese then?
>>339491995
>volskaya defend
>set turret in that house facing the first point
>enemies are pushing, i die
>ress, press Q
>potg is me running from the spawn to the point while the kills are just flowing in
Such potential.
>enemy mccree plays smart, pops in and out, tags squishies from distance, uses time of day at elevation and behind the line and pretty well hidden
>teammate mccree switches between trying to snipe like a widow and just randomly spamming fans everywhere all the time, constantly uses time of day in the wide open areas of the map and never gets through IT'S
How can one be THIS shit at such an easy character?
>>339492434
>got both the devil and the Valkyrie skin
>friend always asks why I'm not picking the devil skin
Dude, put your dick back into your pants and play the game instead of wanking it to my character
>>339492580
Because Trump will put a stop to all that nonsense.
>>339491183
this is cool but if Lucio seperates himself from his team he's useless
>>339492637
Mexicans maybe, Chinese? Fat chance
>>339481667
I still don't know what Zarya is saying, what the fuck is she saying?
>>339492701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1pVyoITR3o
>>339492350
Hey, atleast he needs to lead his mouse and find suitable spot. Way more than reaper, hanzo, mccree and others.
>>339492790
is this the guy who was reviewing the new Doom
>>339484984
are you autistic or something?
>>339489929
What game is this trailer for?
>>339490032
>>339489856
>level fucking 81 player yesterday
>he has his buttbuddy saying how he's a game tester for blizzard
>he goes offensive bastion
>they lose horribly
>blames his team
>>339492785
I'm going for the toblerone!
>>339492790
>Playing Lucio
>Eliminated Somebody (100)
embarassing
>>339492817
True they aren't all bad...But sometimes you get those ones where guy is just sitting in front of the spawn.
Yeah yeah, don't walk in front of the turret and all but even still isn't the potg in that situation more a testament to the other sides idiocy?
>>339492486
Does she in the german one?
>>339490475
>king of the hill
>we get a widowmaker and a hanzo
>the hanzo is actually fucking useful while the widowmaker just sits back and gets 0 kills and doesn't contribute to the objective at all
i swear widowmaker attracts the biggest shitters in the game
Imagine being someone that would play Reaper, Hanzo or Genji ever.
>>339492486
what's wrong with it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugstZruAhfc
idk about swiss but Germans IRL sound pretty natural to me. Easier to understand than some black people tbqh
>>339492910
>cross-hair never fucking move, instead he tries to align the character
might be
>>339493145
Imagine being someone that would play Mercy ever.
someone post the genji hitting on mercy comic please.
>>339491625
Stop posting this terrible fanart with the lopsided faces, every time I see this it gets worse.
>>339493225
Swiss people speak a hilarious meme dialect that sounds like a drunk peasant
>>339493091
this surprises you?
be glad the game doesn't have a spy
>>339485032
Is that the ultra rare "downs" highlight intro?
>>339493225
if you don't know what a swiss accent should sound like you've never heard it, it's incredibly distinct
>>339493319
>>339493415
examples pls?
>>339493034
>black guy
>criminal history
No shit Sherlock.
What I'm more wondering about is how they knew which one to shoot.
>>339491706
>>339492020
I am brazilian so i can understand all of Winston lines.
>>339493145
>>339493263
I can't imagine it
>>339493563
For fuck's sake, Shad.
>>339493034
Wait so he had a gun with him at the zoo
>>339491147
that gorilla has a nice ass
>>339492785
Ogon po gotovnoski
I assume it means "Fire at Will" in Russian since all the other ult callouts follow that pattern.
>>339493460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3-UfPCubsE
google "switzerdeutsch"
>>339493647
i wonder if he's even seen the chav translated doujins
>>339493460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdDPHays2Qg#t=12m35s
Any translations of D.Va's lines? pls
I found out that "EE-Gon-tsa-kee-ya" is "That's cheating!"
>>339493263
>imagine being a healslut
Yes, and?
>>339493683
>tfw you can't understand half of the shit and have to guess by context
W-well, it's not like they'd let me immigrate anyway ;__;
I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE
>>339493857
You're a degenerate. That's all.
>>339488623
>Italian
FUHGETABOUTIT
>>339487141
Don't blame all of us for the dumbfucks
>>339490349
Zenyatta is best if you are with the group. So, the issue with his Harmony Ord isn't to much of a problem. Sucks if everyone spreads out, though.
>>339491550
smugness
>>339482501
>swiss
>nazi
american detected
>>339493857
literally me
>>339492457
>2016
>saying bra
>>339491686
>played mercy once
>over 10k healing done
>rez other 5 teammates in one ult
>no play of the game
>bastion gets it for getting a double kill
NEVER AGAIN
>>339481439
Experience trans willy
>>339494132
Swiss aren't Devils or Valkyries/Vikings either m8, neither is Pharah a Native American. Legendary skins don't have to be nationality-correct
>>339492020
I speak English, so I understand all of Tracer's lines.
>>339493950
Pretty much. I made the current /trash/ healslut thread. But I'm a switch, and I'm mostly looking for healsluts, since I'm mostly dom. Tee bee aych, I have like 4 qt traps crawling on my dick so far. I just wish they loved anywhere near me.
>>339494182
Being a healslut's p good, ain't it?
>>339493670
"Fire when ready" more like
>>339490552
>that one map with the pit in the center
>OVERTIME
>team is dead
>im alive as lucio
>run the fuck in there
>roadhog hooks me
>I fall into the pit
>everyone thinks im dead when I'm just running in circles inside the pit walls
>buy enough time for my team to come back in
>>339494247
The entire discussion is retarded.
>Blizzard
>Nazi skin
>>339494191
You have a problem with it? Bra?
>>339494228
>Caring about potg
>>339482423
build wall
>>339492373
>english to survive
what the fuck, its called taking language classes that's all
>>339494031
WE'RE REACHING A LINE WE SHOULD NOT CROSS.
A LINE MADE WITH FERNS.
>>339494358
hot
>playing Hanzo
>Zarya says hers is ready
>let them know mine is ready
>running back to get that epic ult POTG combo
>she charges in all alone with no one there and ults
>UH HANZO WHERE WAS YOUR DRAGON?
>>339488623
I live in Switzerland, and Schweizerdeutsch is very different from normal German, softer sounding, different words, bits taken from French and Italian.
>>339484984
oujiu jiujinjao hoho
that means kill yourself in Mandarin
>>339494502
It shoots through walls, you know?
>tfw your country doesn't have an Overwatch hero
>>339494549
Just like how Canadian French, African French and France French is different. Dialects change depending on where you live.
>>339494613
I wasn't even to the (hanamura B) courtyard yet before she shot it, and even if I was close enough to shoot it in I would have no clue where to aim.
>>339494702
>All I have is reinhardt and he doesn't utter a single line in German
Feels bad.
>>339494613
He can't see through walls, so it's not like he automatically knows where to fire the ult.
>>339491296
I swear that soldier's hitscan shit is harder to aim with than Mercy or D.Va's projectile pistols.
>>339494702
I want a canadian hero. The closest we have is Lucio.
>>339494827
I'd be more than happy with being represented by him
>>339494848
>>339494816
Probably not where zarya is, right?
Probably in the direction of the spawn.
>>339483496
Other edit.
I wish Mercy was the offensively oriented support. I like Lucio's game play style, but I hate his personality.
>>339494702
Same.
>Welsh hero
>Dai Jones
>Weapons are a coal mining pick and a blow up sheep
>abilities are: coal dust (chuck coal dust at enemy to blind 'em) pint of brains (drinks a lovely pint of Brains S.A to regain health) Baa'd Move (Squeezes the blow up sheep to blast the enemies away, does damage when they hit a wall or something)
> Ultimate: Neil Jenkin's Boot, goes on a kicking rampage for 10 seconds, launching enemies flying, if they hit another enemy, they explode.
Would be fuckin' tops, boyo.
>>339494816
sonic arrow
>>339488252
Is anyone else bothered by how convoluted this game's timeline is? Reinhardt and Torbjorn look the same age as in game here, yet soldier has mysteriously aged 20-30 years, and Pharah is now the same age as her mother in this artwork. Shouldn't Torbjorn and Reinhardt be in their 80's or 90's at this point?
>>339489059
whats the difference
>>339489153
I'd love a skin like that as long as they could figure out how to do it without triggering copyright law.
>>339493683
>>339493319
Jesus Shitreaming Christ
I don't know much German at all and this is hilarious.
>>339494852
>try bursting mid-range for minimal spread
>every shot misses despite my cursor being over them
>go full auto
>get kills
The mechanics are weird.
>>339495041
Have you never pocketed a decent Pharah? Your offense will be top notch.
>>339495221
Cryo. They keep people locked in Cryogenic chambers from what I know. Some have Nanomachines too.
>>339494925
I dont even know what kind of hero that would be, and I'm Canadian. And you know, I hate hockey so Lucio doesn't really do it with his shit hockey skins.
>>339492020
I speak korean, and thus I understand all korean words she says.some of them are awkward t b h
>>339495274
try reading what he's replying to
>>339494852
Because with Mercy you just spam the corridor full of projectiles and SOMEONE will be retarded enough to walk into them
>>339495401
Well it can be anything. We might want to get another tank so a Canadian bear type of hero would be cool.
>>339483032
HURTS MY HANDS
>>339494925
And it's the fucking Maple Leafs jersey.Soldier 76's number on the back of his jacket looks like the Calgary Flames numbers oddly.
JUST THIS REIGNS FROM A DOVE
>>339495362
I mean like I want to be an offensive threat myself. A lone Lucio can be terrifying I the right hands while a lone Mercy is another rally on the scoreboard.
>>339487141
>someone acts stupid
>blame Americans
Europeans are surprisingly insecure.
>be American
>Soldier: 76
>McREEEE
>Tracer
>Roadhog
>Junkrat
>Neil deGrasse Tyson
>Raper
>Bastion
>all from or made by your country
>be inferior country
>have one hero or nobody
>>339495581
I will never know why Isaac Clark is stealing poor Lightning's Tolberone.
>>339495783
>>Tracer
>>Roadhog
>>Junkrat
I shouldn't reply to this
I really shouldn't
but here, (You)
>>339495767
It's only slightly more annoying when someone acts stupid during the summer.
>sure is summer in here
>summerfags
>summer sucks haha
>>339495783
>Roadhog
>Junk Rat
>American
Unless by "made by" you mean America turned Australia into the horrible nuclear shit pit that it is in Overwatch.
>>339495541
>Canadian bear type of hero
Canadian shapeshifter when? Alternate between Bearform to fight and Mooseform to run and tackle.
>>339495541
If DVa is any indication the tank role is already running out of viable archetypes.
What we need is a debuffer. I want a motherfucking witch. Maybe a Baba Yaga Russian character or something less predictable like an Inari Saami from Finland.
>>339496014
Yes ma'am, can't claim the Jap brothers anymore, sadly. Been too long since they had a good one.
>>339489945
he does but you cant even name what is because all you do is follow a meme
>>339495581
Is he snapping her spine?
>>339496097
Would that be too legitimately magical? Or do Genji and Hanzo's pet spirit dragons basically allow for anything at this point?
>>339485413
>Winston's "how embarrassing" voice line unlocked
>spam it whenever the other team is doing bad
>spam it whenever my team is doing bad
>spam it all the time
>how embarrassing
>>339487141
They speak Swiss-german in switzerland, which is nothing like German.
>>339496403
Just make it based on some science, like some bioengineering, cells control, I dont know.
I wish Mercy would establish some head with me, if you know what I mean.
>>339496257
>Nuke Australia
>kill all the abos
>AND give us best husbando
America wins again.
>>339482501
>shadshit shilling himself yet again
>>339489094
>small tits
>punishment
ok
>>339496643
Why do people put dignified characters in compromising positions that doesn't fit them?
>>339494702
>No finnish hero
>>339487976
Shad is Swiss tho funny enough
>>339496786
because it's hot
>>339496643
Yes
Pantyhose doktor is the best waifu
>>339493006
it's a team game anon, one person can not turn the tides of victory :^)
>>339493683
>smoke and a pancake?
God she'd be fun to throat fuck
>>339496795
We need a Finnish hero to save us from the metal horde
>>339492119
As a Zarya player, I am fully aware that pressing Q is basically giving a teammate PotG for free.
>>339493034
what does the father have to do with the kid?
>>339487230
The game is not balanced around Brawls.
>>339493145
>Reaper
I got the el blanco skin and I'm using it, it's the tits.
Widowmaker on the other hand...
>>339496786
Because she's pure sex, and pure innocence. Which only makes her sexiness better.
>>339496902
Truly the best.
>>339491625
Why the long face?
>>339492589
I can't McCree for shit, so I avoid playing him, even though I love cowboys and have his best legendary skin.
>>339492486
I think you forgot the spoiler bud
>>339496902
definitely agree
>>339496786
So I can jerk off to them
>>339497128
I couldn't stand playing reaper until I got El Blanco, now hes one of my favorite classes. Best skin in the game, tied for first with Arctic for Zarya
>>339497164
>I can't McCree for shit
same. I basically abuse his roll reload, just spaming 6 shots, reloadroll, flash, fan again
>>339490475
Toblerone's effectiveness goes up 99% when his team backs him up instead of letting him get gangbanged by Reaper/Winston combos. This is why he's only good in 2% of pub matches.
>>339496996
t. jamalberto barbosa
>>339496372
No, but he is stealing that poor woman's toblerone, which is arguably worse.
>>339496372
Nah dude he's breaking off some tasty toblerone.
>>339493965
I'M WALKIN HEEEEERE
>>339497365
That's what she gets for not sharing.
>Your team desperately needs a tank
>You're playing the only support so you can't switch
>Someone takes tank
>It's D.Va/Roadhog
>>339495717
>mfw every time she gets killed at the perfect time for her voice to cut out after "JUST"
>>339492949
I think it's for honor
>>339485032
This is the lewdest face in Overwatch
>>339497732
>faced a team with 2zarya last night
We won but it's pretty intimidating.
>>339497732
>teammates saying "We need a Reinhardt"
>they're playing a Bastion/Widowmaker on Offense
>>339495390
Ah OK that clears up a lot then
>>339497939
I tried to warn everyone. Zarya a best.
>>339481934
She's a cute little snow monkey
>>339498130
her pink hair is so shit though
>>339496936
>Playing Zarya attacking Anubis
>At 100% charge
>Q in the the B point and nuke the entire enemy team with right clicks
>Save team mate from Roadhog chain shotty combo with shield
>Singlehandedly capture final point
>PotG is Parah killing two people with her ult
REEEEEEE
>>339498130
>Mfw do not like at all her design
>Still my no2 char because she's just too good to pass up
Also, why is that gun sound/reload so satisfying
>>339497732
Good Roadhog can be monster as tank, man.
>>339482307
I always have to ask myself who the fuck wrote this dialogue. It sounds like a 14 year old did it
>>339481934
PING PONG CHING CHANG CHONG
>>339482501
wheres the penis?
>>339498218
I have always loved pink hair. I thought most people did. Lenna is the best FF girl, Whitney is the best Poke girl, Zarya is the best OW.
>>339493664
No the zookeepers shot the gorilla
>>339496913
Well they're black so probably nothing
>>339493034
>The parents are bad people therefore an innocent child should have been torn to shreds by a gorilla
The. Fucking. Edge.
>>339482501
kys shadfag
>>339497939
>>339498130
Was fighting a five zarya + one tracer team yesterday.
It was the most absurd light show ever. And the shields going up and down constantly didn't help.
>>339497136
Dose legs tho
>>339498272
Can't compare to having a big fuckoff shield that lets your whole team push behind you. Ideally Roadhog and Rein should work together, with Streetpig hooking people and dragging them behind Rein's shield for the ultimate gangbang
>>339498267
I just wish she had more ammo. Sometimes I find myself mashing R just because I am terrified of being at full charge and having to reload before a kill.
>never seriously played multiplayer shooter
>get overwatch
>hey this ninja character is cool
>lose 4 times in a row
>give up on genji
>play mercy for 25 hours
>get bored
>switch back to genji
>65% win rate
guess I got gud
>>339498410
Yeah, i'm sure the kid will be the most upstanding citizen ever. Probably engineer too or something. Maybe even doctor.
>>339497826
Not for honor, but for you
>>339498410
>implying the """"" innocent"""" niglet wouldn't be dead or in jail in 15 years anyway
>>339498565
Are you an engineer or doctor? No? So a gorilla should have brutalized you as a child, gotcha.
>>339482501
For once a somewhat decent drawing by shad
only took him 3 years or so
should i buy a legendary skin now or wait for the first big patch?
>>339496936
If you get a huge 4man+ ult, or if you ult 2 or 3 and after the enemies die you capture a point, you can get play of the game even if the kills are assists
A good zarya ult only fails to get play of the game if all the kills go to another player, all of them. Otherwise if you get a bunch of assists off your ult from multiple other players you can get potg
>>339494702
>no spaniard bullfighter hero to rustle the jimmies of the country to another level
>>339481439
Anyone else like arcade mode more then the normal mode?
I really like the extra health.
>Play Reinhardt
>Block assloads of damage and bitchsmack people off the last capture point
>20k+ blocked damage card at the end
>Zero upboats, they all go to the enemy S76 who killed a bunch of people
My narcissistic needs are not being satisfied
>>339494702
>no austrian hero
Get on it blizzard,make sure he uses gas.
>watching friend play on ps4
There are some shitters on PC for sure, but this like an entirely different game. Holy shit.
Last game that had me thinking that was Titanfall.
>>339484984
>Haha, Anon is being a retard again! Everyone laugh at him!
>>339498786
I tend to only get PotG for killstreaks. My ult never gets it, which is fine.
>Want to try Overwatch
>Can't justify the purchase since I always drop FPS games after a week or two
>>339493857
I wish I was a good Mercy so I could keep everyone alive and get commendations for my work and their sweet cum
>>339498278
I somehow think that's the point, also i am pretty sure the quote in >>339482307 post is from Hatred.
>>339498267
>normal particle beam sound
Holy shit this is pretty good
>charged up particale BEAM sound
MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>339498604
This fucking guy.
>>339498947
40$ for 2 weeks of fun is pretty good. Going to a Five Flag is like 65$ a day.
>>339498954
Its pretty easy to play Mercy. The "hardest" part of playing Mercy is picking the best player on your team to baby and being able to switch between your heal stick and surprisingly strong pistol at the drop of a hat.
>>339499126
SNAKE EATEEEEEEEER
>>339498947
>want to try overwatch
>tfw poorfag
>>339499270
I just need to practice with her a lot more since I don't often play support and usually if I do I play Lucio
>>339498790My niggerAny chance Sombra will be a spanish chick and not a latina chick?
>Offense on Route 66
>see a bunch of people that could use a shield
>Pick Reinhardt
>team comes out the gate, nobody behind my shield, either running in front of it or the Pharah flies up and gets sniped immediately
>die
>switch to Roadhog
>never look back
Some teams don't deserve to be shielded
>>339499258
>Five Flag
A what? Do you mean a Six Flags?
>>339494852
It's not unbelievable. All of the projectiles seem to have a collision box the size of a football. It can sail a head's width to the side of an enemy and still count as a hit.
Hitscan however is an instant ray with zero width. You have to be pinpoint on target on the one frame the hitscan exists or it will miss.
Rather than tracking the hitbox model of your target, modern games calculate hitscans on the client side by means of Per-Pixel Detection. From your perspective, the game will track it all as 2D - pick a single pixel on your screen and that's where the hitscan will be. If that pixel is being occupied by a character model, it will hit them. It's extremely accurate down to a pixel or two.
>>339499420
Yes. I'm not used to the term being Canadian. La Ronde is the only one I went to and it became a Six Flag "recently"
>>339482307
>THE THE THE!
What did he mean by this?
>>339485034
except no mercys ever use it, they just keep the heal beam on you even though your at full
The noise Soldier 76's plasma rifle makes whule his ult is activated is fucking terrifying. I always dread hearing IVE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS from behind me.
>>339497136
Why isn't there a skin that just removes her loincloth?
>Guy on team only plays widow
>Brags about getting 6 kills
>Calls everyone else on the team fucking scrubs
>Call him mad salty
>T-t-that's reportable you know!
Fucking CoD babbies
>get gold for objective time in literally every single game, as any class
I spend more time on the point as a fucking WIDOWMAKER than anyone else. I fucking hate all of you so fucking much.
You know there are people who literally don't know that the payload doesn't move if defenders are standing next to it?
For FUCK'S SAKE
>>339499417
>put shield up, Bastion around the corner
>inching my slow ass around to provide cover so people can shoot Bastion
>shield must block vision and LOS or something because they all run in front of the shield to start shooting him
>they all die
>shield breaks
>back up
>repeat
![[whirling noise of increased frequency and pitch].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z0BkW5e.jpg "[whirling noise of increased frequency and pitch]")
>>339499685
>>339498875
I play on PC but all my friends got it on console. Sometimes when we hang we'll switch off rounds.
It's quite possibky the easiest online play I've ever experienced. Basic competency is enough to absolutely dominate on ps4, controller aim be damned
>>339499416Sombra its related to Reaper, you can see some info on El Dorado, also some say its the mom of Pharah
>>339499709
she looks like the boy with deer makeup
>>339499709
Dont disrespect women.
Doktor, Doktor, give me the news
>>339499764
I frequently get 2 or 3 minutes on the payload alone as Lucio or Mercy. It's nuts that even at higher levels people don't get on the fucking payload and the enemy team doesn't even contest it.
>>339499951
>tuck chin in
>cunt breaks her hand because she doesn't know how to throw a fucking punch
>>339499887
FUCK
There's a map on Gibraltar for fuck's sake
Barcelona has shit loads of art
Seville has its fucking huge cathedral
Madrid has palaces and shit
But every Spanish themed hero and level is going to be exclusively from south america I bet
>>339498130
>the day Zarya gets a skin that gives her non retarded hair
I'm not sure I'll be able to stop jacking off long enough to finish a match.
>>339499993
No erectile dysfunction detected
>>339499951
>that shit punch
lmao
>>339499951
Love me some Lea Michele.
>>339482501
That's a funtastic skin, do want.
>>339500072
Thanks for the explanation, duckhead
I'M GOING FOR THE DONUTSTEINS
>>339499943
the best kind of woman
>>339492378
Why not from Hérault?
U dumb fuck
Let's get you feeled up.
>No cosmonaut Zarya skin
>instead we get shitty tumblr Zarya
ITS NOT FAIR
>>339500124
its also funny that Gibraltar has the Overwatch flag to not mess with politics and shit
>>339500262
sonya alt skin for zarya when?
>>339500384
What? I aint from France. I'm French Canadian. I still know what a "du 34" mean.
The name is stupid.
"TueurKillerdu34"
That's some stupid stuff.
>>339499951
she turned into a eral attention whore didn't she
what a cumdumpster
>>339500437
>yfw in the Overwatch lore Gibraltar becomes an independent state like vatican city and city of london
>>339499993
I got a bad case of loving you
>>339500517
>he didnt see Scream Queen.
>>339489464
Soldier 76, Bastion, and Zarya beg to differ
>>339489160
What's wrong with Valkyrie?
>>339499270
>"and surprisingly strong pistol at the drop of a hat."
>Some shitter Reaper comes running at me in KotH, allies ignoring him
>pull out pistol, back away and shoot
>He doesn't even try to avoid it, "It's mercy lol what can she do"
>outside his effective range, he does no damage to me
>kill him from full health
>>339501035
Sigrun is better
>>339501093
I had a Winston charging me and basically just tanking all my shots and didn't realize I could actually output more than enough damage to murder him. Mercy's pistol is probably second on to DVA in shockingly high damage output.
>>339482307
and then came my time to die
>>339500636
i want to buried my face into her ass
>>339501093
>walking from spawn
>cheeky tracer tries to kill me solo
>run around while holding m1
>tracer dies
>>339489160
She is one of like 3 characters that has amazing legendary skins. Every other character has either 1 or both legendary skins being ass. Both devil and Valkyrie Mercy look amazing though.
>>339501267
Well I want to berry my dick in her ass
>>339489153
>>339500932
>make a character that is literally designed to be a generic COD expy
>he ends up being one of the most down to earth and charming characters
Hold up nowWoah!Pardon meExcuse meAnd that's how the West was won!
>>339498278
Kind of the point retard.
>>339501380
and be crowned king of switzerland
>>339501380i'd lick your cum off her ass
>>339500428
>most skins do nothing to change the awful hair
>2 legendary skins actually make it worse
>2 fix the problem by covering fucking all of her
>>339501583
I really enjoy this Mercy being hard gay for Pharah stuff. Though a little upset there isn't more porn about it.
>>339501476
>>339501583
Fuck off with your tumblr shit you shipper fags are the fucking worst.
>>339496936
yeah, but it's still so damn satisfying
>>339501583
Why does MercyXPharah get all the good shit when PharahXReinhardt makes more sense?
>>339500754
>76
>Bastion
Holy shit you're gay
Agreed on Zarya though, add Tracer and Widow to that list.
>>339501746
Because reinhardt is only good for using the girls as living onaholes.
>>339501583
This is both cute and hot at the same time.
Best ship.
No contest.
>>339501735
This would be a cool feature to add. If the potg is two ults one after another, show the perspective of both players
>>339501735
Man I will never get a Zarya on my team to set shit like that up.
I don't get how other people even get opportunities like that. I can barely manage a 2 kill high noon or dragon strike.
>>339501546
>replying to a reference to a funny image with gay erp shit
lmao dude
>>339501904
76's legendary skins are terrible. Just terrible. And Tracer and Widow have great legendary skins, what the fuck are you on about.
>>339490880
>he's the fastest hero even without speedboost
But that's incorrect. Every hero moves at 5.5 m/s, with the exceptions of Tracer and Genji, who move at 6.0 m/s.
>>339486993
With German language selected she actually speaks very VERY soft swiss-german with a swiss accent. Sounds awful mate.
I'm waiting for the day another hovering/jet pack hero comes out and he's male, just to watch /u/ flip its shit as the flood of het shipping overtakes the mercy fanart.
>>339501035
Literally nothing, it's great. The devil ones are terrible, though.
>>339502247
;^)
>>339492583
Level 3 turret is love level 3 turret is life.
>>339497732
Just switch to Mercy if you have a D.Va and keep her alive. If she's half competent, you'll win.
>>339501035
It's a nice idea but she loses to much of the angelic feel. She just just looks like some regular viking girl and not a valkyrie.
>>339501225
100 dps is no joke
>>339502068
agreed on that.
>Lore is that being head of Black Ops team wasn't enough and he was jealous of his best friend being the face of Overwatch, so he got buttmad and fucked everyone.
>He's now always regenerating and degenerating, never able to die, CRAAAAAWLIN' IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN!
>Called Reaper.
>DIE! DIE! DIE!
>Reloads his guns by throwing them away.
>This pose.
So much edge packed into one little character.
![350px-Reaper-portrait[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RFkARXy.png "350px-Reaper-portrait[1]")
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4hfsrUo.jpg "maxresdefault[1]")
