Let's have a vidya food analogy thread
We describe a game with food analogy and /v/ should guess what game were talking about
I'll start with an easy one
>you're a professional chef
>the restaurant you're working in is making a mega burger
>you join in the cooking
>as soon as you add the meat to the pan shit gets fucked due to an accident with the pan
>customers from other places come to earth for your Burger
>later you find out it wasn't an accident and government was behind this burger incident
>>339452227
Don't you have a /trash/ thread?
>>339452227
What the actual fuck?
>>339452227
That has to be Deus Ex.
>>339452310
No u
>>339452487
Wrong
>eat burger normally
>someone comes up to me and says I'm eating my burger wrong, and that I need to flip it upside down when I take a bite
>tell him I'll eat how I want
>makes an exaggerated food analogy about how I may as well eat steak with my feet
>declares victory and walks out of the restaurant without ever have actually eaten a burger
>gets the munchies
>decides to grill a streak
>is about to finish marinating the fucker
>learn that life is a lie, and your world will cease to exist if you finish marinating the steak
>>339452227
Half life?
>>339453110
Correct
>pirate some ham
>bag my shit and give it back to the store, returning the original
>>339452870
>>flip it upside down when I take a bite
>not cutting it in half and holding it vertically like a taco
>>339452227
>eating dessert before the burger
I hope you faggots don't do this