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>>339451940
Why is she so cute bros?;)
>>339451940
I would give her face my winky, if you know what I mean.
I want to marry D.va!
>>339452379
What's your APM? She probably won't even acknowledge you exist unless it's over 500.
>>339452695
I don't even have the game and I want to wife her. waking up spooning her every morning
I want to rape D.va!
I want to my dick in her vangina if you get my what I am saying
>>339452695
I love her!!!
>>339453064
what a slut
>>339453273
Don't be so rude!!
Say sorry!!!
>>339452695
I'll plunge my putrid penis into her petite pink pussy at least 600 times per minute
>>339453401
She needs an idol type kind of skin.
Oh the amount of people that buy lootboxes would go up if that happened (and after they buff D.Va)
>>339453639
D.va really needs a buff. It feels like shes alright at a lot of different things. Like high mobility to get close but popcorn guns and a head hitbox the size of other heros' torsos means she gets torn apart in CC. She doesnt have to reload and has a good armor pool but she has no range and slows down to fire, making and range attacks impossible while also making her even more of a target.
Its a shame that out of MEKA she's more of a threat. Just give her the pistol in MEKA and remove the giant head and she's fixed.
>>339452379
she would never marry you since she loves mei
>>339453470
You'd have to thrust 10 times every second. If you could really pull that off, I'd think she'd make an exception.
>>339453401
Thumbnail makes it look like she has a camel toe.
>>339453401
Do you have a pic of her Junebug skin?
PORKED
>>339453925
Mei is a fat pig. The only true shipbesides meXD.vais 76XD.va.
Girls crushing on older men is the purest form of love.
>>339452379
I wonder what her sweaty butt smells like haha
>>339451940
Race-mixing with DVa!
>>339454220
I want to have A MILLION babies with D.va!!!!!
>>339454286
Back the fuck off!!??
why the fuck do the only good threads on /v/ keep getting deleted
>>339454220
>>339454286
Go back to tumblr shitskin mongrels.
>>339454417
NEVER!!!!;)
>>339454541
Well I can't really blame you for that, look at that cute little fucker.
>>339454509
>shitskin
>Implying white men don't want to breed with asian women and make the perfect race.
EL OH EL
>>339454663
Asians aren't shitskins they are honorary Aryans, so is dva.
I just assumed when anon said racemix it meant he was not white and not Asian since that's what I automatically think of since I'm not racist to Asians.
Know what I mean?
>>339454634
So cute!!!
>>339454856
This is some weird thought process but I'll forgive it.
As long as we agree that she is the cutest, and best. pls buff D.va.
>>339454663
>gook
>perfect race
>>339454969
She does badly need buffs.
So does meifu
>>339454856
>gook
>honorary aryans
NEVAR FORGE THE RAPEE OF RANKING
>>339455030
See
>>339453874
Mei needs nothing
>>339453639
I'd pay really good money for pic related as a skin
>>339451940
What's the point of this character? her face and voice acting sound annoying as hell and her design is nothing special
>>339454663
>white men
>perfect race
>when 90% of you are bronies, faggots, and cucks
That's a good joke anon.
>>339454045
DELETE THIS
>>339455145
Schoolgirl D.va cant happen. Too many dicks would be annihilated.
>>339455170
>Not liking MEKA
The rest is opinion but this is wrong
>>339455115
>Mei needs nothing
Yes she does, she's actually picked even less than dva is.
I want D.va to cuϲkold me while I pay for her dates!
>>339453874
Diva either needs tighter spray on her guns so she can midrange, or higher damage and wider spray so that she dominates close range.
Like, the defense matrix a great skill but it requires you with your team to maximize use.
But if you're with your team, you can do fuck all damage wit your guns.
But she also has boosters which facilitates rushing people down, but now her defense matrix is essentially a "We both stop shooting for a moment" button.
I say tighten the spray and have her be more of a tank for her team than whatever the fuck she is now
>>339455170
koreaboo, finally some kpop gorean gaymer g
fighting evil, this never done before, me feel so proud
>>339455223
And the remaining 10% rules the world
>>339455223
>90 percent
Either you're an /r/Asianmasculinity butthurt fag or a nigger
Maybe even a smelly spic
>>339455281
This. I want to be tied up and forced to watch her get raped by some Japanese monkey like her grandma was.
>Play as D.va
>Widowmaker calls me a kid
O-ok...
>>339455257
>Not liking MEKA
It's like you never watch anything mecha related before, fucking shit mech design
>lel slap pink bunny on it so cute
>>339455257
But anon
Shes already anime as fuck, the cycle needs to be complete
>>339455272
NOTHING
>>339455223
And we're still not niggers, feels good man.
>>339455223
>>339455281
Example 1
>>339455339
>wanting to rule a world full of cucks and faggots
you can take it
>>339455362
From Yurop fucboi
>>339451940
Wait that's supposed to be a winky face? I thought she just had something in her eye.
>gook character is a plastic kpoop girlgamer
>japanese characters are handsome cyborg samurai ninja archer
Man, i feel pity for the korean. They literally has no culture
>Ah Gee ah Gee ah!
>>339455494
>Europe
>Criticizing anyone
>>339455549
> I thought she just had something in her eye.
Plastic suregery
She has Style
She has Grace
She has a Winky Face
>>339455424
Pls anon i like my dickonly if MEKA gets a skirt too
>>339455494
White people aren't cucks and faggots
Liberals are
>>339455391
It's nothing personal
>>339455362
struck a nerve?
>>339455642
>>339455281
Uh.... Can we talk about how the curvature of her spine is impossible?
That's problematic.
>>339455494
Sandnigger then
>>339455602
>that image again
Inb4 100 replies
>>339455170
She's obvious waifu bait for /v/
A gook weeb who acts cute
>>339455642
lel generic animu design #12671387214 but this thing is corean now
>>339455602
Got dammit
>>339455707
refer too
>>339453874
Anatomy isnt real. That highlight is still the worst of all of hers besides the default desu.
>>339454147
Casual 76 is goat
>>339455223
we have evolved so far that we can start indulging in that trash and still be pulling the weight of the world.
>>339455858
Purest love
>>339455602
>>339455763
It's not cute it just annoying, especially her voice acting. My god, whenever i heard NERF THIS i feel my urge to kill rising. It's a good thing that every dva main faggots play like absolutely trash
>>339455909
>we
>>339455858
>>339455941
Isn't 76 like missing the lower part of his face?
>>339455941
>generic couple
>role: cliche
>>339454147
>>339455941
76 would be more of a father figure to her then a lover
Pic related is best ship
>>339454663
This picture fucking triggers my lore autism.
She's the representation of the well known 'gurl gamer' personality, not a damn engineer gook.
>>339455998
No he just uses it to cover some scars and hide his identity. No evidence that he is seriously mutilated.
I've never met a good or a bad Dva player
They're all mediocre
>>339455941
>Cliche 76
>D generic anime #12562315 VA
>>339455603
>not laughing at the joke that is your dying race.
>m-muh feminism in vidya games
Holy shit kill yourselves already
>>339455909
>we have evolved so far that we can start indulging in that trash
Example 2. At least he's self aware maybe you oter faggots should give in and start sucking the nearest brony off in your shit-smelling city
>>339456063
>controls the fucking mech that saved her entire country
>not an engineer
>>339456046
Purest love is D.va having a crush on a fatherly 76. THIS IS FACT!!
>>339456069
>No evidence that he is seriously mutilated.
Well, he was exploded in the same explosion that led to Reaper becoming Reaper.
>>339456089
Thats because D.va is only good for being cute.
>>339456089
The only thing they can do is "NERF THIS" into the base and die
>>339452876
Sauce?
>>339456174
Reaper became undead when Mercy fucked something up and made him immortal IIRC. Isnt there a storyboard of 76 putting on his mask and he clearly has an intact lower face?
>>339456140
>>controls the fucking mech that saved her entire country
Well, thankfully the Jap raped the gook so dva can be born to save her raped victim country
did someone say winky face?!
>>339456260
>Reaper became undead when Mercy fucked something up and made him immortal IIRC
That was when she was trying to save his life after he and 76 blew each other up.
>>339456140
>being a pilot means you can fix a plane
ok
>>339456046
Junkrat's already taken anon
>>339456341
Do you think D.Va shitposts about her grorious homeland and how Hanzo and Genji are red button cockroaches
>>339456360
Yeah. I dont think 76 was as damaged as Reaper, considering Reaper had to become Reaper in order to survive while 76 was able to get away fairly quickly since he went MIA right after.
>>339456156
>Purest love is D.va having a crush on a fatherly 76
What is this shipping come from? because they're both cliche and generic?
>>339456046
>implying PharahxMercy isn't the best ship
In-game and out!
Who does D.va get shipped with? I want my lemon fic to be accurate to the lorehahfjsdhalu4
>>339456435
>being the pilot of a vehicle that saves your fucking country
>not knowing anything about it
>>339456436
Das gay
>>339456491
Becuase its CUTE, CUTE, CUUUUTE!!Also I wish i was as cool as 76
>>339456456
Probably, i bet she's still screaming about muh comfort women too
>>339456436
Junkrat is not gay
>>339456456
Definitely
>mfw Canada
Canada a best.
>fanfiction and /r9k/ the thread
Make a general guys :D
Guys, eveyone knows the true OTP is Zarya and Torbjorn.
They can bond over their mutual hate of omnic scum.
Everyone else are dirty botlovers.
>>339456652
A
FUCKING
L E A F
>>339456697
So would bot lovers be democrats of republicans?
>>339456616
Neither is mercy but we see her shipped with pharah nonstop
>>339456456
>Do you think D.Va shitposts about her grorious homeland
Of course, all gook are so useless they must send a girlgaymer to protect them, what's a pathetic country
>>339456346
I RECOGNIZE THAT
THAT'S ARTIFICIAL GIRL 3
someone still plays that fucking game?
>>339456814
But slim healer girl and stronk soldier girl makes more sense then fat Australian and Australian
>>339456616
Would you a Junkrat?
>>339456529
>get pro gamer to become mecha pilot
>explain to him/her all combat controls and functions
>suddenly pro gamer able to repair it with ease
:^)
>>339456456
Pic related still makes me laugh
>>339451940
Mexican guy with a flamethrower and smoke grenades who flirts with Mei even though she hates him when?
>>339456814
>Neither is mercy
>Not married at 37
>korean character is a kpop gamer
>chinese character is a no name fat yeti
>japanese characters are honorable samurai cyborg ninja triple dragons
Man this game is so fucking weeb
>the moment when you realize you can launch your mech upwards and detonate it in midair
Honestly, D.Va is my best character and EZmodo for play of the game.
>>339457017
She's just waiting for Reinhardt to notice her
>>339456814
The only reason that's as popular as it is is because of game mechanics.
>>339456948
>get put into mech
>get sent out to fight armies and giant robots most likely 20x more powerful than him
>most likely knows tons of techniques in battle and how to handle the machine to her will
>most likely taken fuckloads of damage in combat
>go up against GIANT ROBOTS and win
>became famous because of the robot
>save entire country from robots
Yeah, I think she knows how to fix the god damn robot
>>339457001
>Korean
>talking about small cock
I never understand this
>>339457017
She is a healer and therefore a slut. Marriage means she is stuck with only one cock
>>339453874
The overnerfed her from the first beta where she was fucking unstoppable. You could literally jump into the enemy team and mow them down in seconds.
Mei needs nothing. Fucking nothing.
>>339455145
>>339455257
>>339457164
Why is korean so pathetic? they doesn't have anything other than a gaymer to protect their own tiny shithoer? :(
>>339457263
I want D.Va to be my flight attendant that helps me join the Mile High Club
>>339457164
>Can suicide bomb mech and call another down at will
Yeah, probably not
>>339457278
APM anon
she could probably do 50 fucking things in like 30 seconds
>>339457263
>that face
>that hands
>that fingers
>>339457217
>Mei needs nothing
>>339457263
Oh baby
>>339457217
Give her tighter spread on the guns and get rid of the head hitbox. HANZO STOP HEADSHOTTING ME YOU CUNT I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DESTROY YOU.
>>339457017
She's 37?
Damn...
>>339457263
>>339457338
>amp
ass pussy mouth? oh yeah she's an idol after all
>>339456069
>>339455998
>>339456174
Its still there
>>339457406
>dva player
>destroy anything
Well, she can destroy her own mech i guess, that's an achievement
It's so satisfying to dominate this little slut once youve inevitability destroyed her mech.
>>339457378
I don't care how many made-up stats you throw out, she's not getting fucking buffed.
>>339457473
With a sexy scar to boot.
Reyes got the shit end of the stick desu
>>339457532
>made up
Jesus Christ you're fucking stupid
>>339457424
Literally rectangle, QUALITY art right fucking here
Might be considered low tier to many but she's too fun to play as
>>339457089This is also a top ship, but you can't fly around with him like you can with Pharah
>>339457413
Medicine's pretty amazing, huh?
>>339457167
"japanese have tiny penises" was an american psyops meme from the war.
>>339457378
The reason why she isn't picked is because comp play has become super rigid already.
You can only have 6 picks.
Out of a cast of 20+ that's not very man.
Some will just not be chosen, even if they're very good.
Mei absolutely wrecks tanks and fast characters like Genji.
But there's overlap with other characters.
If it was say, 10 on 10, then you'd see a Mei a lot more.
Small teams only the essential heroes are picked.
>>339456089
Why you gotta be that way man?
>>339455281
Greatest taste family.
Nothing would be better than to hold her hand as she gets railed mercilessly by a primal black bull.
>>339457579
Probably, but I'm not going to buy into someone's bullshit analysis of a game that hasn't even been out for a month. When actual competitive play comes out, then we'll talk.
>>339457727
Best ship
>>339457424
>dat shoulders
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, i'm a gook and i still don't understand the obsessed of whitepigs for this girl. She's just a generic shounen anime cocky character both design and personality wise
>>339457725
Then why are there so many (far more than 6 with such a higher pick rate and Mei is literally last?
Nope. Not buying that at all.
>>339456616
I'm sorry Anon
>>339457447
>implying Jap idols aren't the notorious sluts
>>339457662
Give me a second.
>>339457727
S-stop this!
>>339456260
What's the story here? I can't find anything about what happened to Morrison or Reyes - I know who they become, but I don't know *why*.
>>339456089
>constantly make MVP and rack in golds and wins on D.Va
>not sure if I'm good or if everybody else is shit
>>339457823
They've been playing competitively since beta
>>339457841
>i'm a gook
All gooks have white fetishes. You won't understand.
>>339457717
But it's totally trueCondom companies do research on this in order to size a proper "normal". People will never ever buy a small condom, but condom too big will break. So condom companies need to size the regular ones to the average size so that the most amount of people have condoms that don't break and therefore will keep buying them from that company. Asians really do have tiny penises. Just a fact.
VIDYA GAEMS
>>339457881
So? i didn't say anything about the nips yet anon :^)
>>339457945
And I still don't care.
>>339458015
And korean has the smallest penis, the rest of asian bigger than them
Should I buy, play, and nolife this shit?
I played the beta and it really was not very fun - many one-sided games, poor/imbalanced map design, mostly boring heroes aside from my couple favs (that aren't suited to general gameplay), most people don't use mic, highly unskilled playerbase, etc.
What legitimate reasons are there for playing overwatch other than its popularity?
>>339457424
>>339457841
I dunno, man. I guess I just like the idea of spoiling my glorious white genes by teaching gook savages civilization
>>339455145
is that before or after plastic surgery? cute if before
>>339457902
Reyes and Morrison were the two fighting for head honcho position in overwatch. Omnic Crisis happens and Morrison is promoted and Reyes is put in charge of blackwatch and is pretty miffed. He then supposedly bombs the overwatch hq, mortally wounding himself to the point where Mercy had to try and revive him and he ended up immortal. In the bombing Morrison got hurt but managed to slip away, but the world presumes him dead. He takes the alias of Soldier 76 and wears a mask. Thats about the gist of it.
>>339458146
None, go back to your Japanese harem games.
>>339458071
Lmao people say dva needs buffs (true) but act like Mei is good
Deluded
>>339457017
When the Christmas cake becomes that moldy, not even sewer rats would want a bite.
>>339458146
It's a fun game to play with friends.
And the only other options you've got for FPS on PC is CSGO and Battlefront.
>>339458146
>What legitimate reasons are there for playing overwatch other than its popularity?
I have some friends to play with, but even they're starting to get bored and they used to be so hyped for this crap
>>339458146
The full game is essentially exactly the same as the beta, don't buy it if you didn't like the beta.
>>339458015That was also American psyops. They wrote "Normal" on the "Large" boxes of condoms they shipped to Japan to make Japs feel insecure
>>339455602
I hate you.
I'm thinking of buying this because of the waifus, should I?
>>339458146
It sounds like you didn't enjoy it so why do you have to ask us if you should play it? Don't play it. There is nothing wrong with not liking a videogame. The last thing anybody needs is for you to get buyers remorse over it for no reason and add to the shitposting
>>339458225
>Japanese harem games
Well, they has better characters design than overwatch for sure
>>339457662
>>339458250
37's the new 20, anon, she's just saving herself for Pharah.
>>339458237
I didn't say she was good, I said she didn't need to be buffed.
>>339458256
This game is best played in short spurts. A game or two at a time, preferably with friends. I really akin it to Super Smash Brothers more than a MOBA.
People are starting to get bored only because they play it way too much. There's just not a lot of depth to this game to warrant that amount of time spent. TF2 is no better. I don't see how people have thousands of hours in that ridiculous game.
>>339458375
>I'm thinking of buying this because of the waifus, should I?
Why, just watch anime or VN
>>339458250
>His cake isn't kept fresh with nanomachines
>>339458426
/u/ got a hold of this game quick it seems
>>339457909
What is the max level?
>>339458172
I'd rather dedicate my life to spoiling D.Va and treating her like the goddess she is
>>339455391
Who are YOU calling a child?!?!? XO
>>339458237
Pubstomper at the least, people just ignore her while she CC's an entire team instead of shutting her down the minute they see her.
>>339455602
cunt
>>339458250
If she looks that good and is an Aryan supergoddess, then who cares?
German accents are my fucking weakness.
>>339458580
Ehh, realistically she seems more like the 'bro' type than someone I'd want to date.
>>339458573
There isn't one. You get new borders for your character portrait up to level 1890 but you still keep going up from there
>>339455941
>>339454147
what's the deal with these two and fanart. do they have some in game banter or something
>>339458526
The Tracer X Widowmaker didn't tip you off?
>>339456589
76 the second best father figure. Top dad still goes toRein.
>>339458580
>D.va come home from battle
>help her take off her sweaty suit
>undo her hair
>giver her a relaxing massage while complimenting her fighting
>you will never know this feel
Why are we here? Just to suffer?
BLACKED
>>339458771
>Why are we here? Just to suffer?
I'm here to laugh at you, so yes.
>>339458580
I'd rather bully D.Va's cute little girlcock
>>339457662
>>339458426
>>339458526
It's a great ship, there's nothing quite like floating around as a Mercy-Pharah pairing.Except maybe damage-boosting a Soldier or Zarya
>>339458817
BRAZILIAN'D
>>339458758
P U R E S T L O V E
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L O V E
>>339458817
DELETE THIS NOW
>>339458817
Lucio is a manlet.
That's not even accurate
>>339458817
Fuck off you fucking faggot
End your life
>>339457001
>Korea insulting someone else about sucking American cock and having small penises
Not defending Japan but both those countries just make fun of each other about the exact same topics because neither of their cultures know what irony is.
>>339458907
Lol
>>339458905
Does he even have his own legs?
Does D.VA only say "I still love you" when she kills Hanzo, or does she say that when she kills other people too? So far I have heard her say that line twice, and both times were when I killed a Hanzo up close.
>>339458902
>purest love
76 is more like an awkward dad to her that she fawns over.
>>339458763
Rein is a cool grandpa, not a dad. He tells you his war stories and spoils you, while fatherly 76 would teach you life lessons and discipline
>>339458758
Its more likely those pictures are father/daughter than anything
anyone have that picture of her in shorts bending over a ladder with flip flops partially off showing her feet?
>>339451940
>tfw using japanese audio
>tfw all the female voices become bearable
>>339455602
faggot
>>339458817
>5'3"
Is she really being BLACKED if he's a manlet?
>>339458972
GIRL CRUSHES ON OLDER MEN ARE THE PUREST FORM OF LOVE. THIS IS A FACT.
Best couple
>>339458994
I got you familia
>>339458983
>tfw I have a grandpa that is still somewhat bulky at old age
>he acts exactly like Reinhardt and tells watt stories all the time
>>339458817
>People getting buttmad over this picture
Dumb weebs
>>339458983
76 would call you up if you haven't spoken to him in a little while and ask what's going on.
Then pretend he dialed the phone on accident. Phones back in the day used to be better. It's all the fault of these modern phones.
>>339458817Blacked meme aside thats a pretty cute picture
>>339459065
Widowmaker x McCree is better.
>>339459059
>not click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click
>>339455602
fuck you robert
>>339459141
You can't pair the two naughty ones together.
You have to have one pure and one naughty.
That's how it works.
>Soloq
>Pitted against not only an obvious stack, but twitch memers, who are 40 levels above me
Good matchmaking system.
>>339457874
They shouldn't be so cute together but they are
>Junkrat/Mei
>Junkrat/Roadhog
>Mcree/D.Va
>76/D.Va
>Lucio/D.Va
>Mercy/Phara
>Mcree/Phara
Anything else I missed?
>>339452837
This is depressing to read
We should all take a moment to appreciate D.Va's face markings. They are easily the cutest thing about her besides everything.
>>339457662
>>339459180
>>339459107
>Then pretend he dialed the phone on accident. Phones back in the day used to be better. It's all the fault of these modern phones.
That's prettyfucking cuteanon
>>339459240
>implying Widowmaker isn't pure at heart
>>339458817
>Lucio: Hana Song? Can I get your autograph?
>D.Va: Only if I can get yours.
I thought it was cute.
>>339455707
Its perfectly possible for most non obese, flexible people.
It just triggers unhealthy fucks.
>>339459273
>>Lucio/D.Va
DELETE THIS
MANLETS GO HOME
>>339459016
Muh nigga, bonus points if you understand what they're saying
>can't switch back because I forgot their English ult dialogue beyond High Noon and Nerf This!
I want to be widow's new husband! I want to make her new able to feel love again and not have to kill anymore!
>>339459107
Tsundad?
Post them!
>>339459289
>Pure at heart
That bitch is dead inside. Bet she would use up any gullible chump for a one night stand then giving them the boot. Confirmed HIV carrier just because she wants to leave the men her "calling card"
>>339457278
Their armed forces were completely annihilated by the giant Omnic-warbot. It would deal huge damage, get blown up, retreat to repair and analyze the way it was attacked, and come back stronger.
They cobbled together mechs with really strong close range firepower to be like a wasp to its human, gave it defense screens and boosters to get in close, and gave it a self-destruct ability so if the person piloting it failed and was about to die they could at least deal some serious damage to it.
D.VA was chosen because piloting the mech was easy as playing a video game, and D.VA was good at future Starcraft where you have to be able to anticipate the enemy's tactics and out play them. She is the only mech pilot we know of that actually survived the fight, but there might have been a lot more that died.
>>339458983
Reaper would be that uncle thats a horrible influence and nobody wants to be around
>>339459527
She's also cold as ice. Literally, her body temperature is lower than the rest of us; partially why she's blue.
>>339459527
>implying being dead inside isn't the purest state
She is completely untainted by petty emotions and base lust.
>>339459360
I'm 5'9" am I tall enough for dva?
>>339459545
So does this mean in the future we're going to draft CS:GO players to pilot mechs?
>>339459591
The Uncle that your dad hates but shows up to every family gathering and tries to tell you how awful your dad is.
>>339458983
I want Reinhardt to spoil me
>>339459707
D.Va's height is unknown so keep on believing familia. All the overwatch girls have freakishly long legs.
>>339459697
so she doesnt feel lust meaning she doesnt wanna fuck
>even in anon´s wildest dreams he´s still getting friendzoned
(^:
>>339459823
>All the overwatch girls have freakishly long legs.
Except Mei.
Who has a top tier ass.
>>339459867
>implying shes my waifu
I was just stating that she is in the purest state one can be in.
>>339459869
MEI IS FAT
THICK FAGS PLEASE LEAVE
PETITE >>>>>>>> THICK
>>339459823
I wonder if she likes circumcised white American penis?
>>339459867
>so she doesnt feel lust meaning she doesnt wanna fuck
>implying she wouldn't fuck you anyway since she cares for you
>>339458817
Who the fuck drew this? They're like the same height. When will Manlet drawfags learn?
>>339459961
>Circumcised
i have been paying zero attention on all things overwatch. what is it? does it have single player?
>>339459961
Probably not, since they're less girthy by default along with a slew of other major problems.
...
:(
I want Zarya to strangle me.
>>339460127
America man
Not my fault
>>339455602
>>339460119
D.Va is taller than the VERY fast manlet at incredible hihg speed
>>339459717
No, but it is possible that we could have humanoid robots with machine guns controlled by gamers in Occulus Rifts or etc fighting for freedom and killing people from the safety of their own satellite connected basements.
Seriously though, imagine a truck filled with a hundred robots a few generations down from that google robot that could open doors and shit, and all of them are armed with guns and controlled by a CS:GO player in a VR device. When the robot can't fight anymore the player "respawns" at the van with a new robot and continues the battle.
>>339460164
Mine is plenty girthy
I would make you watch for saying that.
>>339460210
Thanks, Immunity Cat!
>>339456436
Thats not what Roadhog looks like though...,
>>339458983
>Reinhardt the cool grandpa that always give you presents and snacks behind 76's back
>76 the dad that is strict as fuck but deep down wants you to achieve greatness
>Reaperis stuck in that "phase" a fair number of us back in highschool went through, alright when you're a teenager, but unacceptable in your 40s
>D.Va is that one girl you're always crushing over but could never get
>Mei is the good friend that you never really realized had a crush on you
>Junkrat and Roadhog are the two friends that always drag you into bad ideas just for the laughs
>Tracer is that one girl you tried to settle with but she confesses to being a lesbian
I could keep going. But I won't.
>>339460251
Then jammers are the new radar
>>339459467
>high noon in japanese is just "I'm fast"
I laughed
>>339460141
Blizzard's TF2 clone, minus hats but with additional waifus.
>>339459498
I just started playing as her and I can't tell if I'm doing good or not compared to some D.Va players.
I love her to death though even though she's underpowered.
>>339460328
D.Va is my WIFE!
>>339460309
I didn't say it wasn't girthy
I said it was less girthy than it could and should be.
And that will never get fixed, barring foregen making a breakthrough with financial backing and scientific progress.
>>339455602
fug u
>>339459545
Nice fantiction, where i can subscribe?
>>339460441
Well, I'm not sure how much extra thickness it would actually add anyway. I've always seen that kind of stuff said but how do we really know?
>>339460432
I hate this fanart. D.va is not a console pleb.
>>339459545
KAMIKAZE PLASTIC SURGERY WARCRY THIS IS FOR MUH GOOK REMEMBER COMFORT WOMEN
>>339460541
She wouldn't be controlling her mech with joysticks if she wasn't.
>>339460362
>additional waifus
so many waifus...
>>339460536
Because foreskins are about 80% of the skin on your dick.
>Never accept the world for what it appears to be, dare to see it for what it could be
What did he mean by this?
>>339460373
looks fine senpai
would Ana Amari approve of her daughters lewds?
>>339460637
What is this face trying to convey?
I WANT TO FUCK D.VA'S PLASTIC KOREAN PUSSY
>>339460763
only if she's domming Mercy
>>339460656
>80
really now?
Well my head is larger in girth than my shaft I believe so I think that maybe makes up for any loss. It would probably be thinner or the same as my head anyway.
>>339460541
Do you seriously think she would pass up the merchandising opportunity of having her own retro game
Do you seriously think she isn't vain enough to play with her own merch
>>339460801
>implying you will ever even sniff pussy that high class
>>339457727
God dammit.
God dammit anon.
I wasn't ready. Not for this.
>>339460637
>implying arcade games = console games
>>339460849
Here's some fatherly 76 to cleanse that palette
>>339460816
You mean the head that went through keratinization and lost most of the sensitivity it should have?
Sorry anon it's all supposed to even out, and genital mutilation especially on children is inexcusable.
Probl-Mei-tic.
>>339458071
why double down on your own retardation
its embarrassing
>>339460328
Thank you anon
>>339459471
She can kill me.on my sleep anytime
>>339455602
it's after 12
>>339460997
I'm not justifying it but it's not like mine is useless or anything. I think it should be illegal.
>>339461046
I want her to suffocate me with her ass
>>339461152
it's real Nepal hours
>>339461046
Widow just makes my peepee excited in everything she does. From voice, to out fit to emote
>>339455602
sasss
>>339461340
>Widowmaker
>she's a widow
Why doesn't someone just give her the dick again?
>>339461437
Because she's literally Taimanin Asagi
>>339455602
fug
>>339455602
>>339461437
That's what I've been trying to say man.
>>339461437
Because she'd snap it off and then kill you.
>>339461593
More like all her boyfriends become cucks and meatball, see
>>339461521
>>339455602
What the fug dude
>>339455602
easiest way to get YOUs
>>339460479
You can subscribe at BlizzardHQ, because that is the actual origin she has.
>>339455602
wow fuck you. leave her alone
Widowmaker is perfect! Shapely body, sultry voice, flirty.
>>339461437
wouldn't that be like fucking a bag of ice
>>339455602
Not again!
>>339461972
BlizzardHQ? new fanfiction website?
>>339455602 (you)
>>339462049
Not if you warm her up with cuddles under a blanket and hot chocolate by the fireplace.
>>339462014
>lel donut steel originus character ripoff from a hentai game
How low can Blizzard go?
>>339455602
bazinga
>Literal shipping thread
Time to go to /vg/
>>339462162
what kind of obscure reference are you making you fucking weeb?
>>339458217
Why would Mercy revive a suicide bomber, and even go further to make him immortal?
>>339461972
>actual origin
>literally fanfiction tier
Blizzard better make some Sonic fanfiction, shit will be tumblr hit for sure
>>339462254
muh doctors oath
>>339455602
Just in case.
>>339451940
She needs some small buffs. Just small buffs and she'll be fine.
>>339460210
Does this also make me immune from depression
>>339455602
Nah, fuck you.
>>339462210
you mad, mr. drone? :^)
>>339455602
peb
>>339462145
>ywn
Life is suffering ;-;
How do I get kills with dva I always seem to get outgunned by everyone I fight even one on ones like reaper
>>339459498
Every other D.va I see seems to have higher eliminations and damage output. One day I will get gud.
>>339455170
For the lifeless Korean shitlords which buy Blizzard games en masse.
>>339462162
What hentai game was she ripped off from?
>>339462359
>mr. drone
I'm not mad, I wish animeshit would go to /a/ and not try to see their web shit in everything
>>339462423
I don't know man. Maybe that boost she has that pins people? Or possibly the deflector she has?
>>339455602
>stupid pink/red skin "white" people calling themselves Aryan
>Aryan's are an alien race of 8-10ft tall humanoid people
>Aryan test: IF your skin doesn't change color under heart, cold or anything and you're 10ft tall then you're Aryan.
>Protip: You're not.
>Thinking of all the people I thought I would play.
>My 3 most played heroes are Roadhog, Zarya and Symmetra.
Didn't see that coming.
>>339455602
PACHINKOPARLOR
>>339462423
>tfw blowing up meka with Mercy's peashooter
Feels good man
>>339462423
Reaper was made to destroy tanks. His shotguns are some of the most powerful weapons in the game and D.Va is a walking headshot.
>>339455602
fuck off
>>339462685
>deflector
Doesn't kill at all. All it does is stop the enemy from attacking for a few seconds. Even then they just have to get to your side
>boost pin people to walls
Never fucking works
>>339462710
Does every second chraacter in this game have tattoos?
Fucking westerners and their shit tier fetishes.
>>339455602
(You)
>>339462650
>I'm not mad, I wish animeshit would go to /a/ and not try to see their web shit in everything
>web
So mad lmao
>>339460328
>Junkrat and Roadhog are the two friends that always drag you into bad ideas just for the laughs
Oh jesus, that was me and my best friend to this other guy we hung out with. Poor fucker always got yelled at for thinking hanging out with us would ever go well.
>>339455602
I'm going to save this image/text so that I can do this exact thing some time in the future. Can't get enough of those guaranteed replies from gullible newfags.
Also, you can go fuck yourself, faggot.
>>339462407
Don't worry anon, we will be able to soon. Especially with more advanced VR and haptic feedback.
>>339462812
I can only think of 4. Zarya, Hanzo, Widowmaker, and Roadhog has that belly tattoo.
>>339462620
Do i really need to spoonfeed you, cuck?
she is built for sex
>>339462925
Yes.
>>339455602
lol
>>339462925
We dont give a shit about the actual hentai, just post a pic of the character you're talking bout
Ah, i remember that time when /v/ turned every Overwatch thread into Asagi thread. Good time
>>339460848
>Korean pussy
>high class
>>339463052
>We
>>>/reddit/
>>339462272
>>339462087
>Twenty years ago, South Korea was attacked by a colossal omnic monstrosity that rose from the depths of the East China Sea. The massive, lumbering construct caused catastrophic damage to coastal cities before it was driven back beneath the waves. In response, the South Korean government developed a mechanized armored drone unit, called MEKA, to protect urban environments in future engagements with the omnic threat.
>The government's fears proved to be well founded, as a disturbing pattern of attacks emerged. Every few years, the monstrosity would rise from the sea to assault South Korea and its neighbors. The omnic learned from these encounters, often reconfiguring itself in a different form and appearing with new weapons and capabilities. Each incident ended in a stalemate, with the monstrosity defeated but not destroyed.
>As the omnic continued to adapt, it eventually disrupted MEKA's drone-control networks, forcing the military to place pilots in the mechs. Scrambling to find suitable candidates, the government turned to the country's professional gamers, who possessed the necessary reflexes and instincts to operate the mechs' advanced weapons systems. Top stars were drafted, including reigning world champion Hana Song, also known as "D.Va." Famous for her elite skills, D.Va was a fierce competitor who played to win at all costs, and she had a well-earned reputation for showing no mercy to her opponents.
>Seeing her new mission as a game, D.Va fearlessly charges into battle alongside the rest of her MEKA unit, ready to spring to her nation's defense at a moment's notice. Recently, she has begun to stream combat operations to her adoring fans, and her growing following has turned her into a global icon.
Sauce: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/dva/
>>339462986
>>339463052
Why should i need to spoonfeed cucks?
Le cuck xDDDD
>>339462710
I change over time.
I used to play Pharah/Reinhardt a lot, then Genji and now McCree.
>>339463098
Guess they do have similar skin colors, not much resemblance other than that as far as visuals go.
>>339463171
Do you even know what you're saying or do you just spout buzzwords?
>>339463105
sssshhhhhh leave the drones alone
>>339463171
>he guys she looks like X
>Anon, but what is X
>meh, not gonna explain
wow how fucking useless. You might aswell made this up.
>>339455602
goddamn it dont you touch my mommy
>>339463105
South Korean pussy is pretty high quality.
>>339463214
oh hey cuck
>>339463146
Nice fanfiction you got here
>>339458817
DELETE THIS
>>339463231
the resemblance is in the backstory
>>339463297
Show me then
Woah why is my wife posted here?
Pls stop
>Make a character to pander to waifufags and weebs
>They actually fall for it
>>339463427
>clearly state there is fairly little visual resemblence
I never said anything about backstory as I didn't know it, stop being such a hostile cunt.
I want to put my D in her Va
hehe
>>339463492
Your wife has been passed around like a cheap cigarette.
>>339463427
>even the same eyes color
Blizzard shamelessness know no bound
DO YOU KNOW HOW BADLY I WANT TO SMELL D.VA'S FEET?! TELL ME, ANONS. WHAT DOES MY WAIFUS FEET SMELL LIKE?!?!?!
my wife's son likes her
>>339463427
>even the suit look familiar
>even the personality is similar
I actually feel bad for blizzdrones
>>339462554
How does the ranking on this site work? is it compared everyone or just everyone using the site? Because I doubt I'm actually top 300 I have a full time job, I don't have time for leader boards anymore.
>>339463576
Like everybody else's feet
>>339455602no
>>339455602
fug u
>>339463773
BUT D.VA'S FEET SPECIFICALLY. WHAT. DO. THEY. SMELL. LIKE? PLEASE.
>>339463576
sour and sticky after a long day in her hot sweaty mecha
>No one posting the best one.
>>339463690
>>339463427
I have no idea what this is but why would it be bad? Like, who gives a crap? And I see no spider design on her clothing so you're really jsut projecting your weeb fantasy pretty hard.
Widowmker is the best.
>>339463690
>>339463427
>>339463341
God, i wish Widowmaker this sexy or get a doujin when she become a Taimanin
>>339464087
THICK
>>339464132
MEATY
>>339463927
Smell your own feet, probably something like that. Unless you've been wearing the same socks for a week.
Is there a single PotG with D.Va that doesn't involve her ult?
>>339464064
>And I see no spider design on her clothing
Overwatch is a fucking weeb game, anon
>muh honorable samurai muh generic anime girl pilot super hero
>>339464087
imagine that gut full of semen
When did /v/ start liking thick girls?
>>339463251
pretty much this. Followed the trial of posts that lead no where.
>>339464064
But Overwatch is literally weeb fantasy
>>339464241
>/v/ is a single entity
STOP
T
O
P
>>339464064
>Hardcore pandering to waifufags
>Not weeb
>>339464182
>wearing socks
>not just wearing flip flops everywhere
>>339463421
And the design too, you must be blind or hardcore blizzdrones to not see their resemblance
>>339455602
I'LL SAVE YOU MOM!
>>339464418
>googling a random description made by anon about something oyu dont know
wow bravo.
When someone says ''it looks like something" then they should fucking provide a link or image or just shut the fuck up.
>>339464476
It snowed like three weeks ago here. Unless you mean inside the house.
>>339464186
I've seen which was just her shooting her 3 guys to death, one of which was a turret form Bastion.
She didn't even aim for his weak point, and he didn't even turn to face her.
[gook noises]
>>339464636
>living in the arctic
Well I guess that is reason enough to wear socks, just barely though.
>>339464737
This ship does not work. D.va is just too straight.
>>339464563
This is /v/ in 2016
>>339455281
Even in your wildest unchecked dreams, you're a beta cucklord.
I need to leave this godforsaken site with my dignity or testosterone intact.
>>339464781
There's not even anything gay happening there
Perfection
>>339463123
>korean
>tits that big big
LOL
>>339464792
And it didnt change.
Its just like all those OP that start their thread with some obscure nameless image with a generic question. Then you ask ''what game?'' and get told to reverse image or something. Like wow, it should have been in the very first fucking post so its obvious to everyone. I give shit to people for this for years now, its nothing new.
>>339455796
Go on and name ten other girls that looks exactly like her. I'll wait
>>339464973
Man i always found it hillarious how the hate and saltiness idra produced kept the community together.
>>339465063
>Reply to 3 hours ago post
So salty
>>339465054
Difference being that in that situation theres actually an image to search for sauce with, in this case we just have some dickheads comment on how Widowmaker is similar to some slut form an H game.
>>339465179
>Paying attention to time stamps
Found the faggot
>>339465205
>Difference being that in that situation theres actually an image to search for sauce with
Are you retard?
>>339463709
I believe you have to look yourself up to be listed on the site. Plus it's not that great an indication of skill anyways. The more time you put in without being really bad the higher your rank. I'm top 100 for a character and am not very good.
>>339465063
Name ten things that are unique about her instead.
>>339464956
Awful skin desu.
>>339465257
Or maybe he just noticed it was near the top of the page?
>>339465278
>Are you retard?
It's a blizzdrone anon, don't touch that thing
>>339465278
Are you? Wait don't answer that.
>>339465205
What image was provided? Do you google ''Hentai girl that looks like Widowmaker from Overwatch" ? I dont think so.
>>339464956
>changing her amazing hair
>>339465205
>Difference being that in that situation theres actually an image to search for sauce with
You must be blind or something, they even say the name
>>339465384
I was talking about the situation he brought up where op posts a nameless image.
>>339465456
Where was the name posted prior to>>339463098
?
>>339465517
you didnt understand the point. The point is:
- Op is posting a thread with an image he knowns the source, but doesnt state in his post anywhere what it is
- Instead of replying with the source, you get told to reverse image
So the point is why reverse image something that should have been in the very first post, and why not just answer instead of fucking reverse imaging. This scenario happens WAY to often.
>>339465592
Taimanin asagi, goodness sake you're so dumb it hurt
>>339465649
Except telling someone to fuck off when theres a perfectly viable way for them to find the sauce is fine, telling them to find sauce on a vague description however is just being a cunt.
>>339455602
not cool, man
>>339465710
>perfectly viable way for them to find the sauce is fine
NO. They dont have to FIND the source when it should be stated in the post. Why ask someone to go find the source when you are aware of the answer?
>>339465592
>click iqdb
>1 second
>found the sauce
AMAZING
>>339465823
something something fish something something teach something fish.
We've not even reached image limit in this D.Va thread. For shame
>>339455602
listen here u lil shit
>>339465940
Man, no one care about your deviantart tumblr weeaboo pics. It's look fucking awful
>>339465940
>how to make manga art for beginner vol.1
>>339465884
No man, I've been here for almost a decade now and will keep telling every OP and anyone who makes incomplete post AND who are just keeping vital informations for a discussion under the "lol just google it" to fuck off. It's just stupid. Of course I know how to find the info, but I shouldn't have to since someone obviously knows already and should have said so.
>>339455602
Please don't hurt my mom
>>339455602
BLIZZAGA
>>339455602
That's cruel.
>>339466102
>almost a decade now
Meaning post-2007
Meaning you're cancer and you need to lurk more.
>>339455602
Fuck you
Man I don't give a fuck if you guys hate OW. I'm enjoying it.
That said. Buff D.VA a little.
Tighter spread on the guns
Make Matrix 5 seconds
Shed off 1 second from her ulti
There. She's ok now.
Also give her a damn good skin. I don't like the B.VA.
>>339466048
>my opinion is universal
ok kid
>>339466098
Well at least it's better content than all those retards replying to this faggot over here >>339455602
>>339455170
To serve as waifu bait and the most useless character in the game.
>>339466381
>Man I don't give a fuck if you guys hate OW. I'm enjoying it.
>>339466381
Carbon Fiber is pretty solid for a recolor
>>339466539
>Hana is female Shinji
>Shinji is male Nadia
Just how deep does this genderfluid rabbithole go
>>339455602
Gotta be safe.
I started drawin this.
Dunno if I'll have time to finish it.
>>339466782
Shorten that fucking leg man
>>339455602
Eat shit
>>339455602
Nice meme.
>>339451940
ahri ripoff
but enjoy your game before it dies in a month
>>339466667
I got the White Rabbit one. Just because her suit color looks great. If only Carbon Fiber had a better suit color.
>>339467613
>ahri ripoff
>literally noting like ahri beyond face paint
>implying ahri is an original character at all
bitch is literally just a generic animu irl with a cat tail and ears, then whiskers painted onto her cheeks.
this is of course assuming you're talking about the one from LoL
>>339455602
>>339455602
god fucking dammit
>>339462321
Diet, exercize, black coffee and weed. If that doesnt work you have a real fucking problem. I reccomend trying to suck a dick to see if u like it or kill your mom or some shit.
>>339455602
shouldn't this hide behind spoiler?
are that desperate?
>>339455602
dammit
>>339455602
:( ok fine sry
>>339455602
Here we go again
>>339455602
Safe.
>D,Va is going to be the poster character for MLG after Activision has finished frankensteining the corpse
Are you ready /v/?
>>339455602
Eat shit and die
>>339460637
that's just because she wishes she could do her job while double-fisting cocks
>>339455602
nah
>>339464956
best skin
>>339468732
>black and green/red GAYMER parts and accessories all made cute and pink, tribal dragon logos all swapped out for cute bunnies
That's just terrible enough to be hilarious, I am 200% OK with this.
