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>>339439547
>kicking the dog
Aren't you suppose to just whistle?
>>339439869
You're supposed to whisper.
fresh from last filename thread
>>339439869
Pretty sure when a dog is trying to rip your hand off you can kick it
>>339439547
I've gotten refunds on like 3 games in a week, what is this shit
Goddamn, that dog looked pretty chill at first what the fuck did that smurf man do?
>>339439547
>>339440224
untrained domestic animals are cunts
>>339440398
lol
>>339439547
Dogs are subhuman should've just shot it right then and there
>>339439547
>Reaching at someone else's dog, with known behavior problems, while it's not looking without letting it smell you first.
This guy is such a hack
>>339440916
>dogs are subhuman
>dogs are literally not humans
no shit. What's your claim to fame? Biology?
>>339439547
Source? I want to see more of this
>>339440956
That God alone let's me know all I need to about that dumbass. As some one who works with animals, that is the last thing he should have ever done. Especially since he would know the dog is fractious. This fucker is the dr oz of dogs
>>339441263
nigga that's the dog whisperer, carlos mencia
>>339439869
Golly gee this mutt is trying to tear my fucking hand off, what should I do?
>Whistle like a calm madman.
or
>Beat the shitter until he unhands my hand-dandy hand.
>>339440052
okay I really want to know what the fuck is going on here
>>339439547
It's so weird watching stuff like this
My pupper isn't even a year old and she's already 80 lbs, it's so easy to forget how badly she could fuck me up if she wanted to
>>339441473
it's a cigar. or...is it?
>>339440916
>Dogs are subhuman
BREAKING NEWS
>>339441293
As someone who also works with dogs, I disagree.
His methods work, but are outdated and archaic.
But, with some of the animals he works with, it's a decent option. Sometimes the sledgehammer is the correct tool for the job, especially if you have limited time.
>>339441526
not really, a human is a pretty tough animal. An adult male human can kill or maim a dog very easily. Even very large dogs aren't that bad, because they have very weak joints and back problems since dogs aren't designed to be that large.
Dogs are only a danger for children and women
>>339441526
The weirdest part for me is the fact it's a yellow lab acting like that. They're usually nice.
>>339440804
What is this joke from? I've seen at least 3 iterations of the cute anime girl with disjointed sexual expletives partially blocked out by her head. I think they all say the same thing as well.
>>339441719
>Dogs are only a danger for children and women
You have no idea what you are talking about.
Just wanted to let you know.
>Even very large dogs aren't that bad, because they have very weak joints and back problems since dogs aren't designed to be that large.
>I think every large dog is a great dane or Irish wolfhound.jpg
>>339440224
dog with severe food aggression issues.
some dogs are just fucked in the head. the family had to give it up.
>>339441329
you mean keyser soze
>>339441719
>he's never seen a german shepherd before
>>339441719
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens bitch
>>339441526
As long as you're not some weak faggot and don't let it reach your neck.
Hope you're not like 5 foot 5
>>339441712
>>339441712
They work in the very short term, and only help make an animal afraid instead of respectful. His methods are much more abusive than anything I would try. You definitely right about it being archaic. Thank God his show isn't on anymore.
>>339441890
how many adult men do you know that were killed by a dog?
usually all they do is big and shake for a bit and it does fuck all
>>339441719
I don't know, senpai, I think if she bit me with those teeth it would hurt pretty bad
>>339442030
That reminds me of one very, very fucking buff chihuahua I saw once.
I laughed for days
>>339441719
>I have never been outside: The post.
>>339441719
>the police, bane of niggers aka the biggest bois on the planet, use dogs because a normal adult can easily overpower a dog
yeah nah
stupid fucking doggie
>>339439869
>>339441931
>that qt asian with the fat ass
>>339442138
Of the 34 dog attack deaths in 2015, 59% of them were adult men aged 22-48.
28 of the deaths were from APBT, a medium sized dog.
>>339441719
go to bed Wikihow
>>339442214
>bane of niggers aka the biggest bois on the planet
yeah nah Americunt
>>339441719
Sif says otherwise.
>>339441750
That guy is a professional dog trainer, he does a show where he re socializes abused animals. Poor Lab probably had an asshole owner.
>>339441890
Dogs are pack animals that only know how to rip and tear. They use each other to grab opposite sides of the animal and take it down. A dog on his own can't kill effectively. He can hurt and severely maim the prey but it's really the group effort that secures the kill.
>>339442214
Police k9 take down units use the dogs as a distraction. Much like dogs would use eachother in pack fighting. One dog continues to bark loudly until it provokes while the other two go for the legs and neck. K9 dogs are disposable.
>>339442419
Polynesians count as black in America. Gets them more benefits.
>>339442305
>APBT, a medium sized dog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwm0OwqWvF4
>>339442432
WHO DIS
>>339442419
>being afraid of the 2 Polynesians on Earth
>>339440916
t. Ahmed
>>339441293
This.
>Reaches at dogs upper snout/eyes with hand on top when it's not even looking at you
>Not presenting hand with palm down below head to let it sniff you
I'd be pretty pissed if somebody just grabbed my face too.
>>339441431
>kicking the dog makes him stop biting
>>339441719
Dear god, you're oblivious to how strong those dogs are. My family has a pitbull, and that animal is just pure fucking muscle. Just playing wiht it you can feel.
If that dog wanted to kill someone, nothing but a bullet could stop it.
>>339442516
>K9 dogs are disposable
Literally not how they're treated.I raised a K9 unit dog once. He was a bro. Miss him.
>>339442516
>Dogs are pack animals that only know how to rip and tear
At the neck, casing death. Not only have dogs evolved to do this, but big cats also. It's a common hunting trait they never lose.
I could DEFINITELY kill a dog in a 1 on 1 fight. Yeah he'd probably gnaw on me a bit, I might even lose a couple fingers or something but dude, anyone can kick a dog in the face as hard as they fucking can and then bash it with a rock or any other number of usable items in your area.
Two dogs would change the game immediately but 1 on 1 a human should be able to kill a dog
>>339442540
>an outlier is representative of an entire breed.
Don't be fucking retarded.
>>339442676
I hate to say it, but Pit Bulls are justifiably a dangerous animal.
Huge sweethearts when trained right, like any other dog, but the consequences of poor training are much higher than any other breed.
>>339442516
>K9 dogs are disposable
Actually its the niggers they take down that are the disposable ones.
>>339442734
Just slam it on the ground with everything you' have. It fucks off.
>>339442558
>he don't know lmj
>>339442734
>but 1 on 1 a human should be able to kill a dog
The average person doesn't know how to deal with it rationally in the moment.
Just pitts kill someone roughly every 17 days in America.
A big dog is what? 100 pounds? I'd be more afraid of it shooting up a school
>>339442734
>I could DEFINITELY kill a dog in a 1 on 1 fight.
>>339439869
I will bite the dog back if I'm him.
>>339441526
>being a retard
A dog will not randomly turn on you for no reason unless you're an abusive and/or neglectful asshole to it.
>>339442878
Pitbulls killed a grand total of 28 people in 2015.
If you are anything but a totally inept noodle you can survive a dog attack
>>339440052
fuck. it was so simple. It took me a while.
>>339442824
t. police k9
>>339440398
>>339441902
Fuck off.
>Stranger comes into the home.
>Starts abusing you and fucking with your food.
>Everyone seems to be perfectly okay with him doing it.
>Get tired of his shit and chomp that fuckin' beaner.
>Taken away from my family and forced to live at his house where he abuses me daily.
The guy is a fuckin' nutjob.
>>339442964
the station nightclub fire was crazy
>>339442540
Ahh, looks like my old one. They can live pretty long too, mine lasted 16 years.
>>339441719
>implying a /v/irgin stands a chance to a fully enraged pupper
>>339442734
you don't fuck with the face when you're attacked by a dog, retard. they have a thick skull all around and pain will just cause them to bite harder.
you kick the unguarded part of their body aka the stomach. you can kill a dog that way.
ITT: a bunch of neckbeards who have never dealt with a truly aggressive dog in their life.
>>339442795
She's getting old by now, like 12 years. It's a very nice dog which never gave anyone trouble. But in the hipothetical scenario of it going on a rampage, yeah, it would be hell on earth. I remember playing with it once, and she was running around, i tried to stop her by using my feet (like you normally can do with normal dogs) and wew lad, it literally cut my feet from the sheer impact and made me limp for a whole day.
>>339443158
ITT: A bunch of people so convinced they are "beta" that they would die via dog
>>339443130
Whoever did this image is a god.
>>339443158
Well shit and you have? What'd you do, kill its owner? Took a dump on its doggy house?
>>339441263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM
>>339441719
>>339441890
>>339442004
>>339442030
>>339442165
>>339442181
>>339442214
>>339442346
>>339442428
>>339442676
>people thinking a fucking dog could kill a fit adult male
>baka
>>339442165
your dog is beautiful
>>339443385
i didnt say baka, love that fucking chat filter on "shake my head"
>>339443257
Fucking hell that ad is a solid 9/11
>>339443385
Bring it on bitch
>>339443507
Maybe don't talk nigger speak next time faggot.
>>339443550
viva dogo argentino
>people using statistics to defend how dogs can't kill us in a 1v1
Sharks attacks are also rarely fatal. Doesn't mean a fight with Great White is something manageable.
>kicking a dog
One kick won't do much. What you do is shove your hand into its mouth so it's only weapon is occupied. Then you grab the front leg or the neck and lift it up then smash it on the ground until it goes limp. Yes, your hand will be out of order for a couple weeks, but it's you who walks away, not the dog.
>>339443731
that's hilarious
even the fucking croc laughs before he proceeds to kill it
>>339443487
he could of compromised and made it YOU RE without the apostrophe. I agree, though. It looks cleaner without the apostrophe.
>>339443079
>have some psychological problems
>therapist comes to help you
>punch the fag in the face
>taken away from my family and forced to live at an asylum where they treat me
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>339443731
Lmaoing at that filename 2bh f-ampai.
>>339443385
Pretty sure something like a pitbull would fuck your sissy bitch ass up
>>339443009
Well, except if its a pitbull.
>>339443961
Even then, you have to fuck up in some way.
A pit is still a domesticated animal.
>>339443385
If nobody came to the aid of the adult male being mauled then the dogger could probably kill him
But between the snarling and screaming somebody will probably come help.
Dogs are pretty ruff
>>339443961
lolnope, nice meme though. Only happens to shit pet owners (Mainly niggers).
>>339444117
KING_KONG.WMV
>>339443385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4SNlbvsCss
>>339443507
>admitting to be new
Yeah summer's finally here yet again.
>>339444160
Fuck off I literally had an image saved to refute you disbelievers but i cant find it now
>>339444197
____ ____
>>339444197
Where are her bees?
>>339444249
SO CUTE!
>MASAKA!
>>339444307
>Coppelion.webm
>>339444249
why are americucks so fragile? I swear to god.
>>339444397
You seriously suck dick at the whole idea of filename threads. Kill yourself famalama
>>339444341
got a source for that?
>>339444286
And I've literally owned 3 of them over my lifetime, none of them randomly mauling me or any children.
One of them did manage to fuck up some coyotes and a neighbors aggressive dog that was attacking a friend of mine.
>>339444413
He's 62 and being mauled by two medium-large sized doggos
>>339442685
Police dogs are treated more like tools than they are like pets. Treating it like a pet can ruin the training and career of the dog. They are disposable, but it's not like the officers don't give a shit about the dogs.
>>339443358
>See the relaxation?
>Dog wrecks his shit
Top kek
>>339443953
You're killing me, anon.
Here, have a filename.
>>339444509
>Male
>Spay/Neuter
>No
those idiots
>>339444613
#NotAllPitbulls
>>339442674
>this triggered
Sticking your finger up its ass makes it stop too
>>339442674
The fuck else do you do?
>>339444613
>>339444509
Oh yes.
By far the most dangerous breed of dog.
Please see>>339442795
You fucking twit.
>>339443026
What is it
>>339444509
kek
i fucking hate pitbulls, only niggers like them
>>339442859
>lmj
P-please
>>339444531
Ah well that explains it.
>>339443358
Why did I laugh so fucking hard at this
>>339444509
>lol it just snapped i dunno lol
Shouldn't have been shitty niggers or white trash owners then.
>>339444763
3500+ cases is an "outlier"
PBDF in full force here defending their meme breed
>>339443026
HELP
>>339444613
>huskys
>3rd dangerous
i dont want to believe
>>339444413
>Him say tough shit in internet, but probably die in real case.
>>339444509
Life in Facebook is a huge lie. Life with that dog in the house could possibly be a nightmare and she would still talk about it like it was perfect.
They probably never put the dog in it's place. Women have that bad habit and it happens with small dogs all the time. The thing is, with big dogs, that shit becomes dangerous.
>>339444197
Who thought this was a good idea?
Better question: who keeps riding this attraction that isn't closed yet?
I'm so happy my dog isn't a cunt
I've worked with dogs before so I know this.
They're fucking assholes. They kept talking shit about everyone around the water cooler. Thank god one of them got the boot for sexual harassing a co-worker.
>>339444341
jesus christ he jumps high
i'm glad my gold lab is just affectionate and lazy.
>>339441948
Fuck, Samurai Jack was great. What ever happened to that new series thing?
>>339444808
Lia Marie Johnson
>>339444702
There is a filename joke somwhere in there.
>>339444867
An outlier in size, you literal moron.
Isn't it a bit past your bedtime?
>>339444970
Well, if you prefer the knot then it's good I guess.
>>339444613
Rottweilers are more dangerous per their portion of the dog population, but the two together are vastly more dangerous than any other breed.
>>339444924
You're... you're joking right? You can even see the shitty job they did photoshopping it around the bee cart thing's head.
>>339444890
Real case the dogs would be fucking limping the rest of their life if they had one after I was through.
t. certified badass in the eyes of wimpy amricans
>>339444509
Hey, if we're talking about shitty facebook posts as evidence, I've had a pitbull for over 10 years and he's done nothing but act like a giant baby.Except for the time he saved my life from another pit bull who jumped my fence when I was younger.
>>339445254
>t. internet badass.
At least show you picture.
>>339441346
I've been waiting for this!
>doggo
>pupper
>boi
When the fuck did twitter/tumblr speak become acceptable
>>339440052
Close, but he forgot the cigar.
The biggest problem is that people are convinced that an APBT is a beginner dog.
It's not. It's an aggressive breed that can cause serious damage and is only truly safe with excellent training.
It's not a golden retriever.
>>339441175
>two triggers
If the dog whisperer deals with really aggressive dogs all the time, does he know how to take one down? He's probably been attacked more times than he can count
>>339445469
I never understood the point of this game
>>339445457
I think Sleep tight, pupper had something to do with it.
>>339445427
>>339441346
>2023 minus seven
>Still thinks manly tears jokes are funny
>>339444702
Got a laugh out of me; thanks anon.
>>339444867
Under 7 percent is an outlier.
>>339445313
This is what I think happens: White trash and niggers get them because "lol big tuf mean guard dogggg", treat them like shit and then are surprised when they attack people or other animals.
I've had three over my lifetime, and I've seen just how much they can fuck shit up if they want to.
My last one took on two coyotes at once and was coming out ahead before I realized what was going on and got my gun.
Meanwhile my mexishit neighbors got one, left it chained up outside for a few years and it got loose, came up and attacked me and my dog.
Zero tolerance for that shit, so it got a bullet in the head.
>>339445552
You sly cunt
>>339445458
When Witch hunter become Dog hunter?
>>339445550
Fukken saved
>>339445469
Are these people retarded or something?
>>339445595
That's a game? how the hell do you play that?
>>339445734
23rd of October.
>>339445595
>>339445750
worse, it's a youth group
>>339440030
thats a great documentary
>>339443079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojnJQnRplis
The dog was already food aggressive before the midget man got there actually.
>>339444751
>buzzword
Triggered about what exactly?
Kicking a dog is only going to piss the dog even more and cause more trouble for you.
>>339444757
The fuck do I know. Just don't throw a shitty kick at the dogs chest that is not going to help at all. Maim its eyes or something with your free hand or something.
>>339444879
That's because you don't really train Huskies. They either want to be around you or they don't, and there's no telling when they'll decide the relationship is over. They also hate other animals. They'll play nice with cats and small dogs while you're away, and then mutilate the fuck out of it once they think you can't respond in time.
They're a particularly intelligent breed, and very alpha-minded. They will always challenge your aythoritiy, and if they want to leave, they will. Once they decide they want out, they'll dig a 6 foot tunnel in about 20 minutes or chew through your walls and be gone, never to be seen again.
Huskies don't really give a fuck.
>>339439547
>Another filename thread
How long has the previous one lasted?
>>339445469
>white people
The embodiment of cringe.
>>339445803
Sauce on this?
>>339444879
Yeah now you'll have the lingering fear that one might bite your dick off when you try to fuck it.
>>339445839
Fuck. I was going to sleep but I guess I can make time and watch 1 hour of dog training.
>>339441719
>>339443385
Maybe because humans are intelligent enough to know all you need is some sort of improvised club to make the fight entirely one sided, dipshits.
You know, that quality that literally makes more evolutionary fit than all other life on the planet.
>>339445469
>average American whites
>>339443618
kys cuckshit
>>339445840
>I've never been bit by a dog before
They'll let go if you kick them hard enough.
>>339445803
What was this again? Zombie Holocaust?
>>339445907
Artist is Mark Powell
>>339445154
It's difficult to tell these days. Before you could scratch some cases as trolls, but now that Poe's Law is in full effect, I just don't know anymore...
>>339445750
Clearly they are. Half of them have wonky looking skulls.
>>339446037
10/10, meet me at w329 varrock and I'll give you 1k gp for that
>>339446079
Kid is fake, beeboat is fake, sign is fake.
>>339446040
Kisses to you too faggot
>>339446112
Very accurate. I'm satisfied with being Introductory
>>339445948
I get it, thank you so much anon.
>>339443487
>Fromsoft on Poise
>>339446052
Do you have any idea how strong of a bite a dog like a rottweiler or pit bull has?
>>339442674
Killing it will make it stop eventually, yes.
>>339446167
>average /v/ thread
>>339442674
>predator's ability to hunt and survive is threatened by an organism larger than it
>not running away
m8 have you taken a biology class
>>339446220
>try to do cool science fair project
>accidentally summon cthulu
>>339445469
I'll pick the jewish kid, his special seems to be double jump
>>339446332
>It's me! Uncle Frank!
>>339445859
Huskies are one of the few dogs that modern trainers still endorse physical force in training them.
There's a reason that sled drivers carry sticks, and it's not for bears.
>>339439737
story?
>>339446292
>kicks
>half-assed kicks at that
>killing anything
>>339446287
I dunno, around 120 kilos?
>not having big doggies to protect you from shitdogs
>>339441845
some doujin, obviously. not that hard to figure out.
It's also pretty obvious it's ebina from umaru-chan.
>>339445564
hahaha holy shit you're right
>>339446287
That wasn't a rottweiler or pitbull, but the concept remains the same.
>>339446220
Imagine if you did that in ancient times
Instantly made king or burned at the stake
>>339446468
>you will never own a tibetan mastiff
>you will never work an extra job just to afford the fuckloads of dog food but do it anyway because you love her
>you will never fall asleep on her
Look, I've been drinking idc I'm re doing my living room to show off my game collection. My friends are casuals so when they come over I'm the one to provide fun engaging coop/cool switch off games for them like super ghouls n ghosts or halo mcc. It's 11 55 pm and I'm only part way done.
Post ur rooms or projects to make it better or post constructive criticism.
Hate or not at least I have a goal.
In 2 fucking days I have a super famicom comming and I can't wait part of why I'm redoing this room
>just mod ur snes by cutting the tabs.
No fuck that, that snes is my original so no.
Also got all 3 megaman x games comming for sfc can't wait. Emulation sucks sometimes. I have a small apartment so space is key. Fuck all these dvds my fiancé won't get ride of them and it sucks
>you mean guy fiancé
No u asshole
Yes my pc has a stupid evga sticker on it and i was 16 deal with it. Ask me anything but more importantly post your battle stations or projects
The lighting looks very yellow and I apologies.
>>339445621
>still expressing CURRENT YEAR as an equation
>>339445621
sure okay manlet
>>339446463
Pretty close, the pitbull is around 235 psi, rotts are around 328.
>>339445750
They are americans
>>339446660
You fucked up, kill yourself.
>>339445864
Are Hot Pockets in a 50% sale or something? Why did mods became so trigger-happy lately? I mean, I can understand deleting LOL threads because they almost always deviate into non-vidya related webcomics, but why filename threads? Excluding this one in particular, though, almost all of them were on point vidya-related jokes.
>>339446468
>>339446659
Are these one of them bear hunters?
>>339446660
>Look, I've been drinking idc
I can tell, you're in the wrong thread.
>>339446751
>it's a "filename explains joke already blatantly obvious in the image" episode
>>339443731
>JAW STUCK
>JAW STTUUCCKK
>I'M DEAD!
>Y-Y-YOU'RE A FUCKING GENUINE DICKSUCKER!
>I'm adding this guy to friends
>>339444509
THE REAL FOLK BLUES
>>339446659
>you'll never be a chink manlet
>>339446743
Not intimidating, at all.
>>339445820
Name of it?
>>339445564
There's clearly another gun behind it.
>>339446468
>tfw have medium-large sized doggo that is very protective when it comes to strangers but is a coward when it comes to dogs
He got backed into a corner by a dog 12 years older than him, half his size and almost entirely blind
>>339446882
>manly tears standing next to a newborn chihuahua.png
needs a name desu
>>339446890
I wasn't the dude asking you if you knew, he was probably going to say it was thousands of pounds or some fearmongering bullshit.
>>339446793
I don't have a problem with these threads but most of the time the discussion has nothing to with videogames.
Also people post the same shit and joke over and over again and it's getting boring.
>>339446659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzcr9zHcI4M
>>339446968
I don't get this one??????
>>339446052
>They'll let go if you kick them hard enough.
Except they don't. Other than that part this statement is 100% true.
t. Guy that has been bitten by dogs numerous in his lifetime and only managed to stop one without help because I knocked it out by beating the shit out of its head with a rock that I grabbed.
The person getting bitten is not capable of kicking the dog properly, with enough strength and in the correct points to cause the dog to back off.
>>339445839
I wanna watch but I assume it will be cringy
I cant handle cringy things
>>339446890
Nigga, a puma can bite at 350 PSI, and their bite can crush a horse skull. 328 sounds enough to crush your legs or tear away an entire hand.
>>339443851
Why not go 'You Are not Alone' then?
>>339446220
>novice chaos pyromancy
>>339444307
HE'S USING HIS CYGNETURE MOVE. THIS RACE ISN'T HIS SWANSONG.
>>339446201
I was talking about if the post was a joke or an honest question.
>>339447115
>The person getting bitten is not capable of kicking the dog properly, with enough strength and in the correct points to cause the dog to back off.
It's happened plenty of times before. You just kick and bash the ever living fuck out of them until they let go. You can get autistic about him not doing it hard enough if you're that big a fan of dick, I guess.
>>339446968
Is this referencing something? I don't get it
>>339442030
>skipping day
>>339447296
Thank you, Mr. Skeltal.
>>339445550
>I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
>>339447296
Does he have marfan syndrome? Damn son.
>>339444702
>Never_shoulda_come_here.jpg
>>339446845
what's this from?
>>339445552
Took me a hot minute to think it through, but I'm glad I took the time. Top kek.
>>339447240
Yeah, maybe. Still not scared 2bh.
>>339447115
Animal control?
We carry bitesticks precisely for that reason. Also knives as a VERY VERY last resort. Nobody's ever had to use one yet luckily.
>>339447023
It's the fish's terrified looking face that sells it
>>339447610
kek
>>339445457
How new are you
neo-4chan has been in full effect since 2013
>>339439547
Sweet fucking Jesus, I can't stop watching this and laughing my ass off.
>>339444519
Oh boy you've owned 3 whole dogs that's a wonderful sample size.
>>339445878
t. white person
>>339447851
what show?
>>339446793FOR FREE
>>339441719
This is the stupidest fucking thing i ever read on this site
>>339444613
>Pug: 0 0 0 0 0 0%
Best doggos.
>>339445809
>no its cross country downtime.
I remember doing XC in highschool back in 2000 and we would just play random games before and after our event.
>>339447054
That's why you don't get into every fucking thread, nigga. You do it once every 2 weeks or every montha nad you're golden. But getting into a thread after the last one expired guarantees you'll see a lot of repeated jokes.
It's just logical.
>>339447975
Did he literally *teleports behind* that guy?
>>339447403
>It's happened plenty of times before.
It also hasn't happened plenty of times before. Your point?
The person getting bitten is never going to be in a good position to kick the dog. Period. I'm not saying that a kick doesn't help, I'm saying that the person getting bitten shouldn't be the one doing the kicking because that only infuriates the dogs and makes it worse. But feel free to do whatever you want, it's not my flesh getting ripped and teared anyways.
If a second person that is not under stress, being pulled, etc kicks the dog right in the stomach area you damn bet the dog is going to stop (most of the time anyways, you'd be surprised how durable some dogs are) bitting.
>>339447616
>Animal control?
Not exactly but something like that, yes.
>>339447975
H-HAYAI
>>339443257
>Sir Bearington.jpg
>>339443026
Tell us faggot
>>339447969
Pugs are too degenerate a species to be harmful.
>>339445027
Your lab would be permanently disabled from landing that jump.
>>339446793
They take up space an OW shill thread could be filling
>>339444768
>>339444768
>>339448157
look harder
>>339446370
Are you telling me you've never bought those things for the 4th of july?
>>339442216
He wouldn't hurt a fly
>>339447540
best in thread imo
>>339448157
dont worry
ill pm you the answer :^)
>>339447851
Why didnt they shoot him when they were behind him?
You trying to tell me they couldnt recognize him?
>>339447585
I ain't scaring you. I'm just stating some facts. I don't think anyone here will ever suffer an attack from a rottweiler, let alone a puma.
>>339445564
There's one trigger on the gun, and you triggering me by being a retard.
Retard.
>>339446968
this shits getting too meta
>>339444519
>>339445313
it's like you people are retarded or something.
>PFFFFF THIS SHIT AINT TRUE, MY DOG NEVER DONE THIS, THEY ARE GOOD DOGS, JUST SHITTY OWNERS
>proceeds to list a history of violence and agression.
You know it's perfectly normal to have a dog that have never engaged in any sort of agression, right?
>>339444879
It is tho. The breed is properly one of the most difficult breeds to train and requires the owner to be quite familiar with the paticular breed. The training is also very specialized for that breed, in the sense that it might seem sorta "Old-School", since you have to be very physical with the dogs (aka literally beating them into submission. It's horrible and tough to do, but if you dont do it and establish your dominance, but you and your dog will suffer from it. its just the way it works with that dog, most people are not cut out for it). Being authoritative is extremely key, which unfortunately means being physical with the dog (not always ofc)
>>339445859
But that's wrong. Sounds like you have been poor at handling your dog and establishing yourself as the leader.
>>339448202
That's why you don't get ones that are clearly malformed son.
>>339442232
i wanna take a deep 47 second nasal inhale of that ass
>>339448025
>You do it once every 2 weeks or every montha nad you're golden.
Nah there are files here that have been here for more than a month. I think anons should scour the net more often. Liveleak is gift that keeps on giving.
The Homo Sapiens Sapiens is not a really strong animal.
Most other primates are very much stronger than a human, even going in a pound by pound ratio, because their tendons and muscle attachments are made for grip and strength instead of fine movement.
Most of the big dogs today are descendants of breeds made to fight lions, bears, wolves and other vicious predators, and could fuck up a human pretty easily.
We are "strong" because we make clubs, bows, spears and fiery sticks, but on our natural state we are at a disadvantage unless we let go of humanity and bite the fuckers back in the neck like fucking vicious animals ourselves, and even then the outcome would not likely be on our favour.
>>339441526
This. My pup is 85lbs of furry fury. She could wreck me. But she's a doll for me. Kind of the beauty of dogs really
>>339448353
fuckin' hell who let rob liefeld be an artist
>>339448390
most pure breds almost seem like a form of animal cruelty desu, such a lack of genetic diversity really fucks their shit up
>>339447481
>here's your (you).webm
>>339444702
fuck you I busted laughing
>>339448353
>you will never play the rest of this horrible mess of a game
>you will never check your exoskelo-teen
It hurts
>>339448528
I wholeheartedly agree. But still, love me some Puggers.
SONIC IS MY NAME SPEED IS MY GAME
>>339448390
they're all malformed. That little dog is suffering for your happiness. Vanity is apparently more important than health to some people
>>339444702
Disabling_fast_travel.png
>>339444509
>boyfriend of 10 years
>>339448218
is that the kid from Arrow?
When did /v/ become so shit that a thread not pertaining to video games hits over 300 replies
>>339445659
>Under 7 percent is an outlier.
That's the total % Pitt bulls make up for canine population, not attacks. If you actually bother to read that chart you'd notice that they make up over 50% in every category.
>>339448791
Filename threads have been a part of /v/ for literally YEARS. Lurk more faget.
>>339448791
holy shit how fucking new are you
this website is so pathetic
>>339448713
Nani?
>>339444702
I've been playing Fallout 4 but I NEVER use dogmeat, is it possible to use dogmeat in VATS mode?
>eurobeat intensifies
>>339448369
That back part is a trigger too anon...
>>339446443
Goodwin made a finger-to-lips "shhh" gesture as he stopped right in front of the fans of his Texas team at the goal. Marine takes a step to the side and yells at him so that Goodwin didn't shush his own fans.
Please tell me you kids get this?
>>339448791
Jesus christ
>>339446443
Football guy won and was about to taunt with the "shh" emote while military guy was knew that the people behind him were football guy's team so military guy knew he that football guy was taunting him.
>>339446907
The Barkley Marathons
>>339447115
>Guy that has been bitten by dogs numerous in his lifetime
how the fuck
>>339448698
They go to the vet regularly, they're fine. Not all Pugs have turbo retard skulls.
>>339446641
I chuckled.
>>339443385
Ikr. So many pussies in this thread. Pitbulls come up to my knee on all fours. They're not these cold blooded killing machines that everyone thinks they are.
>>339448873
filename/ethicsofkickingadog threads are what /v/ has been about since its inception
>>339447054
This is a message for you specifically.
Filename threads are a great example of just how stupid your kind of post it. They've been around since /v/ and before /v/, the concept of captioning an image is pretty fucking old and yeah, some of the jokes are too. It used to be nothing but simpsons and civ III jokes and the like.
Some faggot like you would come along and think "wow I am the only person to notice repetition, I will help by pointing it out" You are not the first, and your utterly pathetic contribution is to point out the obvious. You have not helped by:
>Making new jokes.
>Going to a different thread and contributing to OC there
>written a 100-word essay to Hiro's Imperial translator asking him to impart the wisdom of the rising sun to your bitching.
>Done literally anything but post something we've all seen, or thought a thousand times.
It doesn't just happen in filename threads, but its a classic example of some faggot who thinks he can win the race of 4chan by being the cunt who contributes without contributing, the empty shirt complaining and wasting space
If its a video game (you) think you've seen one too many times, do you make a different thread? do you post in the same thread with a different piece of OC to liven things up? Do you move the fuck on, no, its a "MOVE TO DIFFERENT BOARD SO I CAN CONTRIBUTE LESS WITH THE SHITTY THING I CARE ABOUT BUT DO NOTHING WITH BECAUSE I AM A WASTE OF SPACE" ;its a joke /v/ makes too often for your personal taste? Do you make a new joke? Do you ignore it and laugh at a new joke someone else made? Do you put your own personal spin on it? No, you insult everyone who ever liked the joke bash out letters on a keyboard that are the equivalent of a write-only document.discussion,
I personally ask you this once (and only once, because I am too busy enjoying this board, lurking, or attempting to contribute with others who enjoy it here) to shut up or post content.
>>339449162
Threads get derailed. Literally happens all the time. hownew.ru
>>339448510
The eternal question with no real answer.
>>339448923
We'll never know
>>339448973
I never learned how to read so I didn't get your joke anon. I'm terribly sorry.
>>339449081
Some people live in places filled with vicious stray dogs,american.
So, since this is a dog thread now...
I'm ready to get my first dog after starting living by myself. I had a Rottweiler and a Lab when I was younger. I want to adopt a Boston Terrier, does that seem like a good choice?im gonna name it dudley probably
>>339448587
It's something I've learned to drown with alcohol and tears.
>>339440916
If I had to choose between your life and the life of the average dog your parents would be attending your funeral.
I currently have the hiccups, just thought I would let you guys know.
>>339448682
>bad_spy_chases_worse_spy.tiff
>>339449372
Just don't get big dogs if you live in an apartment.
>>339447565
Nina Williams from Tekken something.
>>339445469
>white people
There are over a 100 million dogs in the united states. what do they do? personally I go to the animal shelter and pick up free dogs on craigslist on weekends to drown them.
>>339448791
Maybe if you tell us what thread is it, we could do something about it :^)Here's your (You), faggot. I know you can't live without them. After all, I contributed to your addiction.
>>339449372
get a lab. you literally cant fuck up that dog, its nice and you have experience with it.
>>339446293
>You darkness, black magic, evil motherfucker...
>>339448713
that baby throw at the end.
>>339448973
God, fuck that book
>>339447656
editing the photo to make the filename make sense is pretty gay
>>339449253
>>339448510
I like to think its the same reason the guy at Bethesda who can't animate still has a job. Really good blowjobs.
>>339447540
Okay fuck you got me.
>>339448713
What the fuck...
>>339449520
Yeah, I was thinking a Boston Terrier would be the right size for an apartment.
>>339449587
Too big for apt. life, and I've already had a lab.i still miss her sometimes
>>339440052
I think it's just a rusty old pipe and the white part of the "cigar" is actually just more cement/rock.
>>339449784
It's a snakes head, dude.
>>339445469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBqfWmqLxV0
>>339449164
>because I am too busy enjoying this board, lurking, or attempting to contribute with others who enjoy it here
>Post an angry tldr about justifying irrelevant garbage that doesn't belong on /v/
>>339449784
you'd be wrong
>>339449784
You're adorable
>>339449372
>I had a Rottweiler and a Lab when I was younger
You experimented on the dog or why's the laboratory relevant?
>>339446220
imagine being a human and it grabbed you
>>339450006
>imagine being a human
that's tough
>>339449064
That's not english.
>>339442113
I see reruns of it all the time
>>339449943
>St. Paul
I'm right outside the twin cities
>>339448257
>>339448157
>>339444870
>>339444768
The stone near the middle looks like part of a cigar but is a hole.
>>339447565
that's Nina from Tekken
>>339446660
>no camera in tv reflection
how the...
>>339449764
good on you for recognizing the size of your apartment might be too small for a medium sized dog. waaay to many people fail to do that and it sucks.
already having a lab is not a valid excuse tho, experience is a good thing and they are terrific dogs.
get a maltese mix they are much smarter and better than boston terriers. if you are a good owner you could get a daschhound but they are a little tough. completely worth it tho.
>>339449905
How do you know its angry if you didn't read it?
>>339450006
t. SnakeSnakes are cute
>>339442964
good one m8
>>339447518
He's actually in a lot of Guillermo Del Toro movies as monsters. For example that guy played Mama from the movie Mama.
>>339439547
WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHA XD
>>339450201
>Polygon_gameplay_footage_of_dangerous_creatures.bmp
>>339444757
If you don't want to hurt it: put it in a headlock and shove your thumb behind its teeth and down its throat.
>>339440052
It's a floor not a wall! Right?
>>339446793
Um excuse me poster but 100% FFX runs dont exist because that would literally take 2 days or more to complete.
>>339450174
i feel like if i get another lab i'll end up being reminded of my last one. she passed about 4 months ago. i dont have any pics of her on this phone but she was the cutest thing
>>339450341
Can't I just use my diplomacy skill on the dog? I've spent 25 years building a character using social and academic skills, are you fucking telling me this game has mandatory physical challenges?
>>339446641
Nice.
>>339450410
Look closerits in the bottom half
>>339448943
>Giving_Rex_Violetta's_Brain.gif
>>339449571
Tekken 5.
>>339446220
>Bed of Chaos
>>339450620
Yeah you should definitely never hire fat Ghallager the melon smasher to fuck your dog while your bible is in the face down position and you've ended your turn against a stuffed bear. Do you think they pay the illustrators?
>>339450421
That's... actually right. Guess my joke is not so funny anymore.
>>339447540
You won Holy fucking shit you won.
>>339450201
People who record themselves feeding their snakes always turn out to be fucked in the head.
>>339450620
>U
>Yogi_bear_is so_disgusted_by_marios_sodomy_of_vicar_amelia_he_throws_his_notebook_down_and_enters_a_state_of_cataleptic_shock.png
>>339450821
i dont know but this artist makes cute drawings
>>339450431
dogs are all different, like people.
if you broke up with your girlfriend, would you stop dating ever again cause the new would could remind you of the old one?
and whats wrong about being reminded of her? im sure she was a great dog and you would want to remember her, even if it hurts.
>>339443009
Or whoever owned before was abusive towards it.
Had a stray beagle come up to my place once. Decided to look after him for a bit. Real common sight around here. Lot of people hunt with dogs and just leave them out in the woods because they're fuckheads who don't care about their dogs. Nice as he could be.
Until it came to getting him to take a bath, then he'd bite the fuck out of you because you grabbed him in a way he didn't like to be grabbed.
He also became excessively aggressive if you held anything that looked like a stick. Rakes, brooms, you name it.
When he bit me around when I tried to give him a bath, that was it. Took his ass to the animal shelter. Fought with the guys who tried to get him in the shelter too.
Probably euthanized by now. Noone would want a dog like that.
>>339447262
under-fucking-rated
>>339451037
>laughing_boys.jpeg
>>339445803
tfw when you forget to use all your insight before you leave the basement for thanksgiving dinner
>>339450410
Grey thing in the middle is a snake, and it looks like a cigar with the hole to the right of it.
>>339445803
>Saya no Uta
>>339447969
enjoy your inbred, rat looking faggot of a dog.
>>339449341
Try moving out of russia you fucking pinko fuck and you won't get bitten by dogs all the goddamn time.
>>339446167
I still think this was the best batsu.
>>339445859
>That's because you don't really train Huskies.
This is true, but that doesn't mean they "don't give a fuck" or "there's no telling when they'll decide the relationship is over." That's horseshit.
Huskies and Malamutes are not meant to be a trained pet, but a member of the family, a member of your "pack". Some people just don't understand what that means.
They are indeed intelligent and have a conception of authority, and to maintain that authority you have to be in charge, the alpha. Like >>339446439 said, that involves using force, but not beating them with a stick.
What they need is clear and consistently-enforced boundaries and rules -- from the beginning, not after they're several months old -- and if they challenge you on those boundaries/rules after you've told them off, communicate your point to them like an alpha dog/wolf: grab their neck and pin them to the floor. You don't hurt them, you just prove you're on top in the relationship. Hold them until they submit, or else they won't get the point.
They can act like a rebellious toddler, and they just need to understand that you won't put up with that shit. If you keep that nipped and give them the attention and exercise they crave (which is also very important), they can be the most loyal and loving dogs you'd ever meet.
Source: Owner of a six-year-old malamute wolfdog.
>>339445859
this is true, my parents had one when I was born and I remember it always brought back possums and ran away a couple times. We found it a new home before we moved when I was 6.
>>339451038
Never really thought about it like that. Thanks, that helps.
Also, these Maltese's are adorable. Now I don't know if I want a Boston terrier or one of theae guys.
>>339440052
>Am image on /v/ of a wall with a snake cunningly concealed upon it.
>/v/ can't see the snake
>>339451381
>Cosmo Kramer crushes the hopes and dreams of a hyena
>>339449547
This man is a hero. I hope the cops at least shook his hand before they shot him.
>>339451381
Why is a jewish vampire using his T'uum to scare a cyclopean three-legged bear and what does this have to do with educating an alsatian on why Alsace-lorraine is Freeeeench.
>>339451381
>Man with a birdnest on his head
Is this Buckley's baby?
>>339440052
...Isn't it just a snake?
>>339451220
I wish I didn't find the right side so funny.
>>339450934
A+
Also goddamn wolves are scary. Their bite is like 4 times stronger than a Pits and can shatter an Elks leg. You're pretty much fucked if you get attacked by one.
>>339450934
Flawless
>>339451603
>>339451774
>I DID LITERALLY NOTHING THE WHOLE TIME AND STILL GOT FAT HAWHAWHAWHAW
>>339451592
>UK
They probably gave him a blowjob and some cash
>>339451592
Its England, so they're all dead from mysterious high-speed stab wounds caused by terrible cultural relations between the police and the local community.
>>339444249
>dog has history of biting people
>take it off leash
what could go wrong
>>339451483
they are extremely friendly, attentive, smart and full of personality. what youre looking at is the maltese/scott mix, which is properly the best, get that one!
>>339451731
Tastes like snake, looks like cigar
>>339444397
>>339444307
>mfw I finally break away from watching Initial D for the first time to come to these posts
I can never escape.
Is there a Sonic All Stars Racing edit?
>>339443550
Literally "Don't talk to me or my son ever again."
What's the proper way to fight a dog if it is attacking you?
>>339451971
not that i know of have a fish doing tricks
>>339451731
It's a partly smoked cigar
>>339451738
I'm not even sure why people here would get offended at dark humour. How is making light of the emotional toil of separation any worse than at least 15 years of jokes about the death of thousands of people at the hands of religious jihad.
Fuck I'm impressed people even saw the story long enough to make a joke out of it. Its really something that a country like NK is permitted to exist and even granted the privilege of visits from the famous and intellectual when I get this six using an incredibility long-winded and inarticulate post to conceal an otherwise minor piece of good fortune in securing a 1-in-10 chance.
>>339442674
>>339445840
>Just don't throw a shitty kick at the dogs chest that is not going to help at all.
I remember watching the dog whisperer a long time ago, and if i remember right he does that "kick behind the leg" because it makes dogs something or other, so he wasn't trying to hit the dog really hard to make him let go, he wanted to touch him to snap him out of it.
It's all mostly a bunch of hippy hocus pocus though, probably.
>>339448713
LAMO
>>339452345
>NANI?
>>339447931
Luther.
>>339444197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA
>>339447931
looks like Luther but I don't remember that episode
>>339451765
thankfully wolves rarely ever fuck with humans, if you're ever in the boonies, have a fucking gun on youjust in case
>>339452183
Look at that barren ass fucking tank man. no wonder nimoh is jumping for what he hopes is either a cyanide pill or perhaps a large enough piece of gravel to lodge in his gullet and provide a brief and final piece of excitement in his constant piscine purgatory.
Except oh fuck no because the owner has now placed him in a cramped hellish enviornment known as "the heart" and is crushing his supplements up so that the beast must now choose between slow painful starvation of the body or the languishing torment of consuming his one and only form of visual stimulation in this hellish landscape of alba infinitum.
>>339444613
a fucking WOLF HYBRID is less dangerous than Pit Bull? what a world to live in
>>339450201
Laughed at the snake being retarded, read the filename and laughed even more.
>>339451037
>theweakshouldfearthestrong.jpg
>>339452795
You should consider there's more pitbulls than wolf hybrids in the country.
>>339448754
every image on wikihow is traced so they don't have to pay for stock photos, so it's extremely likely.
>>339452714
you will never know how my sides went because this thread is dead before I will get to post this I bet.
>>339452957
what kind of a faggot thinks about statistics
>>339452998
>nuthin personal kid
>it was an hologram
>>339451731
>>339451970
I thought it was a mouse.
>>339445948
>king crimson
>>339453160
Hey, buddy. I think you got the wrong board. /x/'s two blocks down.
>>339444509
And this is why I prefer cats.
>>339453481
>implying I don't have an /x/ tab open
except i'm sure you knew that, fucking demons have been watching me ever since I fucked up my succubus summoning
>>339450341
>put your mouth in the hand of a dog that is attacking you
>>339453649
Try it, idiot
it works
>IT CANT BE!
>HES FAST!
>>339453637I'm actually your tulpa.
Nobody but us can see this message.
>>339444613
Rename it to top_guy_in_leaderboards.png
>>339453637
Why do you keep replying to random post numbers?
>>339453637
>>339453810I am the tulpa of your tulpa. Don't talk to me or my tulpa's tulpa again.
>>339453810
why don't you cuddle with me anymore
>>339452275
you want to kick a dog right before the backlegs, in the stomic area, because it is the least protected area of the dog and you might successfully hit it in the lungs and instantly unwind the air of its lungs, which results in it dropping its bite and maybe faint
>>339453924
>>339454009
>>339453945Because that's gay, nigga. It's basically like if you dicked your twin brother.
I am you, and you are me.
rip thread
>>339449287
I'm still mad people get upset about this shit. Goku's guard was down and Goku has always been a technique fighter, not a walking tank. He still relies on controlling his body and ki to fight, he doesn't simply shrug off attacks.
shit, this is how Houdini died.
>>339446332
Am I the only one who liked that movie?
>>339454157
I'd cuddle me....
who am I kidding no I wouldn't I'm putrid and stinky
>>339454157Then why do you keep cuddling with me?
>>339454313
No, visually it was great.
Story-wise, it's nothing special.
>>339446660
>New 52 Nightwing
Lame taste desu
>>339454386
you're not me... I'm me
>>339454278
He was in God form and the laser came from the FRONT.
>>339454481But I am your tulpa, and you are the tulpa of anon.
I am you are me.
>>339450620
>7chan.jpg
>>339454549
CAN ONE OF YOU TULPAS HELP ME
![[lesson 3].webm](https://i.imgur.com/hzrF1g9.jpg "[lesson 3]")
