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Who else is looking forward to SGDQ? Which runs are you wanting to see the most?
got my fill from nasa. as terrible as it was, i know it was far better than sgdq will be.
bad for not taking proper care of your teeth you fuck
>>339345546
I'm looking forward to seeing if it manages to be even more awful than last year, which it probably will.
It's a shame that Narcissist doesn't go to the GDQs anymore, it would be the best train wreck of all.
Why is he so fucking ugly? Do you think he regrets pretending to be a girl?
Once youve seen a game run thats pretty much it. Routes arent going to change drastically
>>339346119
>pretending
He's doing a horrible fucking job at it.
>>339345546
When's it happening? I want to donate during one of Narcissa's streams to piss off someone that I hate.
>>339346119
the pretending doesn't happen until you lose the sausage and beans
pic related, one of Cosmo's enablers from twitter.
>>339345848
Cyberdemons run was amazing
Mostly because how hard the chat was triggered by his irl shitposting
>>339345897
"She" might not have money for corrective surgery/braces. Considering "her" bragging of paying the rent with Smash money, something tells me "she" doesn't have a lot of money to begin with
>>339346386
another one
Cosmo, it's time to come home... Stop listening to these people.
>>339345848
half the time i couldn't tell what anyone was saying, and drunk retards ruined multiple runs
there has to be a middle ground
>>339346572
it was either too quiet, shitty game, shitty quality, or all of the above. At least they were willing to allow the potential for memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5jkVLGkj4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJgWynSO1bE
here are some excellent runs, also with very low amounts of donations
>>339345546
>watching other people play video games
Dumb, no thanks.
>>339345546
looking forward to their newest edition, suicide 100% clear
cosmo has been prepping for a while now
get hoyp
>>339345546
Reminder
>>339347465
HOYEEEP
>>339347251
can't be any worse than reading shitposts about video games from anonymous people.
>>339345546
Wow!
It's like they were separated from birth.
Did Capcom create this to reflect what the actual gaming community looks like? Very progressive.
i wanna see the mis-edventures and serious sam the random encounter
>>339347876
Something about that picture of them in the car disturbs me. You just know they aren't working out.
>>339345546
>Who else is looking forward to SGDQ?
Yes
>Which runs are you wanting to see the most?
I really don't give a shit about the video games, that's not what you watch SGDQ
>>339345546
I want to see me run my fist into Cosmo's face
>>339345546
What is this picture? Looks like Frampt tried to have a kid with a human.
>>339346417
It was funny how he got triggered by the new Doom and Brutal Doom so hard, he had to announce it to everyone.
>>339345953
"hey cos... I mean nar... ehh here's 40 dollars to kill the animals"
>>339345546
Reminder that he got feminized by drinking a soy based food replacement being memevertized around youtube. If you're a man drinking this shit you might as well take birth control pills.
>>339345546
Looks familiar.
I hope the new DOOM gets a time slot at SGDQ
They have the World Record down to almost an hour by now
Is stiv going to be there. Cuz I'll watch any of his runs...
https://vimeo.com/95646490
>>339347626
Why does he feel the need to tell people this on Twitter.
>>339349194
>Drink this from time to time to help lose weight
>No feminine urges whatsoever
?????????????????????????
Is their a full version of that drawing?
I need that for my Steam profile
>>339349473
He was drinking it every day as a replacement for actual food.
>>339345897
Can't pay for both hormones AND teeth treatment.
>>339349554
Oh, that's retarded. Anyone would go a bit off in the head after drinking that tasteless slurry.
>>339349473
>>339349194
Jesus christ with that amount of protein you might as well chop your balls off and go 100% vegan..
If you are trying to lose weight eat normal healthy food like chicken, you weak willed fatfuck beta
>>339349649
*nothing but that tasteless slurry
>>339349629
With the money he 'was' making, yes he could.
>>339349473
i only drank it once but when i did i washed and folded clothes, cooked dinner and cleaned the house
i was gonna do that stuff anyway but it's still pretty suspicious
>>339349194
will it help me become a little girl??
>>339346119
he had a huge breakdown regretting it and told him tranny enablers he doesn't "feel" like narcissa and is just addicted to the negative attention and has ruined his life, they hardly payed any attention. chat log is saved but I don't have it on this laptop
>>339349668
>Eating chicken, which tastes good, is indicative of strong willpower
>Drinking soylent, which tastes like very earthy milk, isn't
Wut
>>339349473
Soy has a lot of estrogen in it, so it can cause a hormonal upset if you eat a lot of it every day for a long time.
You should be fine, unless you aren't.
>>339349754
Shit, maybe I should drink it more often, my room's a disaster
>>339349894
Well, I wouldn't say I'm fine but I'm not feeling the urge to chop off ol frank.
I'd really prefer for you to be queit right now
>>339347876
C U C K E D
>>339349473
http://www.menshealth.com/nutrition/soys-negative-effects
For your dick's sake, DON'T GO OVERBOARD.
>>339346386
Ho ho, who's this little lady?
>>339350039
Welp, good thing I only use it to replace one or two meals a week and I use lactose free milk instead of soy
>>339349884
Chicken is 1/5 of the calories for the same amount of protein as that liquid scam shit. People always complain about 'but but chicken gets so blaaand and booring :((('
That's why they are weak willed faggots looking for the easy way out.
Fucking whiny fatties are the scum of the earth.
>>339346386
>>339346465
That's some fine young ladies
>>339350139
yes they are very beautiful and brave beep boop
>>339349447
Because he's a tranny, his twitter is one huge hugbox where people tell you everything is fine and never criticizes you. This means no one ever tells him ''This shit's kinda weird to tweet about, no one wants to hear about that''.
So he has no fucking clue what's actually appropriate to tweet about and what it's meant for.
>>339350130
>Bland and boring
>Easy way out
>When soylent tastes like hot garbage
wut
>>339350123
Cut that shit out you fucking retard. Don't waste money on that absolute crap. Even 'the powdered jew' that is whey protein is better and healthier than that meme 'future food'
It's a dumb fucking fad and you are buying it, hook line and sinker.
>>339346417
It was fun writing smut about him and the other runners, too. Not getting instantly banned in chat for anything slightly politically correct was a breath of fresh air for me.
>>339350310
I ordered like one package of it my dude.
>>339349794
Yes, but only if you drink it every day. You can finally become your perfect anime loli waifu. Order a full year's supply and get a 20% discount when you use my channel's name as a coupon code!
>>339349447
He's an attention whore.
>>339350130
>soylent
>not bland and boring
Gee I sure can't wait until all of my teeth fall out and my dick breaks for all that yummy gray FLAVOR.Chicken is fucking delicious and there's literally thousands of different ways to prepare and cook it. Anyone who thinks chicken is bland simply does not know how to cook.
>>339350368
Not him but why. Why would you do that.
I'd understand if it was cheap, but it fucking isn't.
>>339350483
It was on sale and I was curious
>>339349194
So what is the point of drinking this garbage? Is it to lose weight? I'm no nutritionist but based on the info on the side, why not just eat food that isn't burgers?
>>339349194
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
>>339350540
get the fuck out of here
>>339350393
>Anyone who thinks chicken is bland simply does not know how to cook.
Or they just buy breast meat. Thighs are where all the flavour is
>>339350368
That's not too bad then. But seriously, 300 grams of chicken (dice it, boil it, cook it, whatever you want) and steam a shitton of broccoli and cauliflower, spice it how you want it and finish it off with either a bit of salsa or sweet and sour. Less calories than one serving of that crap and over 3x the amount of protein.
>>339350619
>300 grams of chicken
please speak american
>>339349884
>I base my good's nutritional value solely on how it tastes
you're a fucking retard, dude
>>339350269
No, he has said he reads all the negative comments and shit and gets a lot, he just gets off to it. He is insane, he says he knows they are right but claims he is so arrogant he gets off by fantasizing he is superior and they don't understand and shit. He's an attention whore and needs the hate to fuel his doubts but thinks he can't go back.
>>339350748
Missed the point friendino
Daily reminder that Narcissa is lurking this thread right now.
>>339350710
300 fucking grams of that chicken shit with a fucking shitton of broccoli or whatever
>>339350597
I usually only like thighs in teriyaki.
My preferred way of preparing chicken is either filipino adobo or chicken and dumplings.
>>339350710
that's about 1 nigger dick worth of chicken for you americans
>>339350619
Im a different anon and im not defending soylent, but you're completely misunderstanding the point of it. It's not for weightloss or MUH GAINS, it's just a regular meal replacer. It's gimmick was that it provided all essential minerals and vitamins whilw filling out daily calories for the day while being inexpensive, but it seems to have forgotten that and is just calories now.
>>339350710
About one 12 pack of mcnuggies.
>>339350830
>300 fucking grams
>>339345546
>speedrunning
>"look at me I can finish a game really fast"
What's the fucking point?
How is it impressive in any way?
They usually just glitch through half the game in a specific way that they have done 400,000,000,000 times already, or rely on RNG and then just restart the game if it takes too long.
At least do something that takes any level of skill, like beat a new game you've never played before on the hardest difficulty or something like that.
IMH0 it's just cringy socially awkward guys measuring their austism boners. The fucking VGAs are more fun to watch honestly.
Why are you letting another person's lifestyle affect you so?
>>339351097
Hi cosmo
>>339350710
American measurement is seriously the dumbest shit for food that you could ever think of.
"A cup of.." Well, you could cram a ton more of whatever ingredient into 'a cup' and it still looks like ONE cup. It could differ between a fuckton each time. Measuring it gram is the absolute objectively best way to measure food.
Oz isn't too bad I guess.
The internet was a mistake.
This is what The Patriots were trying to suppress in MGS
>>339350881
jej
>>339351070
cool
>>339350769
God complex brought on by heavy drug use.
>>339347935
Neither of their smiles make it up to the eyes.
>>339350619
is eating a bag of this 3-4 times a week too much
>>339351541
you bulkin brah?
>speedrunning related thread
>its another cosmo general
>>339345546
Official thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feAtIK8ulh8
>>339351541
3-4 times isn't enough
>>339349805
>and is just addicted to the negative attention
I don't understand this. Admittedly I don't understand trannies either, but liking negative attention just doesn't compute. Negative attention is fine and dandy when you're baiting weebs and NEETs and your intention is to rile them up, but there's a line somewhere between shitposting and taking hormones.
>>339351070
>IMH0 it's just cringy socially awkward guys measuring their austism boners.
And that's one of the reasons why it's interesting to watch.
>>339351861
Negative attention is still attention, Its that simple.
>>339347626
he isn't actually transsexual
he just watched too much hentai and developed a strong fetish for himself as a girl
>>339349194
I literally drink one a day and I have no problems.
>>339349194
I cannot believe bigoted morons like you even exist. There isn't a food that magically turns you transgender. That's so fucking stupid.
Also what the fuck does "memevertized" mean? You're an idiot.
>>339345546
I feel sorry for this guy. Not because he's "a woman trapped in a mans body" but because he's clearly a confused individual. His so called 'friends' who are encouraging this are just other trannys who are trying to bring him to their level, since deep down they're full of regret.
>>339352240
settle down tumblrina
>>339350845
the one time i tried making adobo it came out like shit, but i refuse to believe that the dish itself is bad. do you have any good recipe suggestions?
>>339352226
Had a blood test that checks your T levels recently? You will find that they are plummeting.
>>339349334
Any vods for that?
>>339345546
That thumbmail looks horrible enough for me to not click it
>>339352786
http://www.speedrun.com/run/8y863d5m
>>339345848
Are there replays on youtube or anywhere else?
>>339345546
I CANT WAIT TO SEE THE REALLY FUCKING LONG AND SUPER INTERESTING JRPG SPEEDRUNS OH BOY!!!!!
>>339352240
This bait though^
Here's to hoping the mods do their fucking job this time and delete off-topic posts unlike the AGDQ threads.
>>339349754
underrated post
>>339350039
eh
i eat soy on an occasional basis
but never as much as a dairy replacement
too much is always bad i guess
>tfw some friends fell for the transgender meme
And I can't say anything but nice things or people with ostracize me. Sucks /v/
Seeing them chug down pills and think about the chopping of their cock
>>339349473
>>339349794
>>339349953
>>339352240
there is a chemical in soy that is identical to human estrogen, and if your a man and eat to much soy products it will have the same effect of taking estrogen, boobs, body hair loss, more emotional, and lower sex drive and smaller balls.
>>339350039
>all this time I didnt know Tofu was soy based
Better stop eating it then. Sucks.
>>339353473
>Still waggling my willy two-three times a day
I think I'm good champ
>>339353473
Doesn't chicken have estrogen in it too? Or is that a meme?
I want to lose my body and facial hair. How do I do that permanently?
>>339353704
>>339353530
men naturally produce estrogen and so do every two sex animal as far as i know, so like everything has estrogen in it and it wont affect you, not even soy. its only if you eat a shit ass ton of soy will you notice anything, like every meal based around soy
>>339351070
bait
>>339353073
Super Mario RPG is about 3 hours, that's not really fucking long
>>339351070
I mean, you're posting a filthy frank image, so you're an autist yourself.
>>339354124
What the fuck is up with browsing at this hour.
Are you Australian?
>>339354124
Is that the guy from axis of awesome?
>>339349447
>>339352126
>he
fuck off. we're a better site than that now. use proper pronouns
>>339353473
>doesn't drink soy
>low as fuck sex drive and an emotional wreck
just kill me senpai
>>339352634
1 lb chicken
1-2 tbs oil
1 onion, chopped
1-3 cloves of garlic, chopped
bay leaves
1/3 c vinegar
1/3 to 1/2 c Yamasa soy sauce (make sure its at least equal or great than the vinegar amount)
oyster sauce
black pepper (or whatever pepper you prefer)
water
lightly brown the chicken in a pan or pot(you don't have to dice it or anything. the vinegar will allow you to rend it later on). Add the onions and garlic and cook them for a few minutes. Then, add the vinegar, soy sauce, oyster sauce, spices, and enough water to completely submerge the chicken (usually a cup or so). Bring to a boil, then cover and lower the heat. Stir occasionally. Let it simmer until the liquids form a thick sauce. It cooks completely within about 25 minutes, but I prefer letting my meals boil down at much as possible (JUST DON'T LET IT BURN). Serve in small amounts on rice. Abodo tends to be too strong to eat alone.
It also usually tastes better the longer you let it sit in your fridge, as the vinegar continues to break down the meat.
>>339354205
It'd be weird to say He though
How come people that lose in fighting games don't chop off their dicks? One loss in speedrunning and you go gayer that gay.
>>339354170
It's morning in Urop
>>339354196
>>339354294
Say it isn't so.
That's a shame. They were pretty funny, at times. Damn.
>>339354480
>How come people that lose in fighting games don't chop off their dicks?
Ricky Ortiz
I only like fried chicken isbthat good for you?
>>339345546
Can someone post the video where he flaunts his over inflated ego and says something like ''I hope robots replace humans'' ?
>>339354480
Because actualgirlsplay fighting games too
>>339353473
>smaller balls
you mean metaphorically, right?
>>339354214
if your fat lose weight it decreases testosterone and increases estrogen. also get more sun and eat vitamin d heavy foods, the cheapest source is eggs.
>>339345546
I'm more hype for ESA.
>>339354787
no literally shrink(not by much), but they grow back fine
>>339354725
Is he serious about it or was it a joke?Tell me it was a joke.
>>339347153
good choice anontfw pb is now 9 mins faster now
>>339347876
why do people open their mouths like this when taking a picture
>>339354934
the fuck is this gay shit
>>339345546
>happy to come home and see if anything I like is on/coming up
>only way I donate is if there's a humble bundle with good games or good shirts or some shit on sale
>tfw just wait for the runs to get onto youtube since I usually work those weeks anyways but will try my best to see what's happening
I'm happy for it. Haven't seen what's on the schedule yet, but since it's not happening for about a month anyways, I don't really feel the need to check. Just something to watch/kill time.
>>339355034
The biggest gay orgy.
Of course everyone in that video is swedish.
>>339345546
The irony is that caricature does not even come close to how fucked up Cosmo's teeth actually are.
Seriously though, Cosmo's teeth are SERIOUSLY fucked up. There's no way he's ever been to a dentist in his life. If he has they need to sue for malpractice. His teeth are a fucking medical emergency. There is something seriously wrong. That is a legitimate deformity that needs medical attention. How do you just live with that? It looks like it hurts. It looks like his gums were dissolved by some flesh-eating disease. There's no fucking way whatever is wrong with his teeth is purely fucking cosmetic. I really don't care how much it costs, whoever was taking care of this man as a child should have spent the fucking money to get it fixed. That was child abuse. That is why Cosmo is so fucked up.
>can't eat 99% food that isn't rice, potato or from a very limited selection of meat
>every diet has stuff like chicken, eggs, broccoli etc I just can't swallow
>I put them on my tongue and get a strong gag reflex like someone pushing his finger down my throat
Visited tons of psychologists and they are all baffled. I'll never be bulk
>>339355310
Stop being such a crybaby and eat your vegetables.
>>339355034
>not knowing the lore
>>339355278
kinda reminds me of the vampire from salem's lot
>>339355310
Have you tried not being a little bitch
>>339355278
12 months wearing braces would fix it
>>339355310
Translation:
I only eat burgers and fries.
>>339355310
>his finger
Gay
>>339355489
DELETE THIS
>>339355489
My dick just inverted
>>339355310
Woh-OW! Looks like SOMEONE's being a BIG BABY who "doesn't wike eating his gweenies and veggies because they're icky-yucky" and would rather gorge himself on huge slabs of cholesterol laced with female centipede hormones and carcinogenic POISONS, huh?
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>>339355489
>he would save all those money to fix his teeth
>>339355489
I feel so bad for this kid
>>339355489
WORST TEETH IN THE GAME
>>339355489
He's got a clit growing in that gap
>>339355489
narci a cute
CUET
Fun fact: Cosmo's old gf said he would squirt a beam of water through theg ap in his teeth.
tbqh senpaitachi leave narcissa alone
>>339355746
Most people can do that
>>339355746
Who wouldn't if he had a gap? That's not even an interesting fact.
>>339355816
Fuck off, shitlord
>>339355653
This is what happens when autists and lowlife NEETs get massive attention out of nowhere when they aren't used to it. Some take it different ways but almost all of them can't handle it in the long run. Cosmo in this instance let it inflate his sense of self worth and has become incredibly narcissistic and is literally sexually attracted to himself. He is not a real tranny... he just gets off to seeing himself in skirts and ~thigh highs~
>>339355746
>>339355821
I don't even have a gap and I can do that.
>>339355719
OvO
>GDQs are forever shit
>RPG Limit Break still comfy as fuck
>>339355165
>Of course everyone in that video is swedish.
they're slavs my merican' buddy. An easy google of the name you see in the left corner will tell you that.
>>339355278
>parents who named their kid "Cosmo" are shitty parents
Who would have thought?
>>339355489
honestly, if he fixed that teeth he could pull off that kurt cobain rockstar lookdrugs and 12 gauge optional
>>339356081
Why the fuck did he even show this?
Speedrunners have the best women. Other communities just can't compete.
>>339355489
Is he JUSTing himself?
>>339356241
>double pizza
More like triple
Thanks for reminding me that it's coming up soon.
You faggots just can't get enough gossip, can you?
>>339355857the ruined buildings are representative of your faggot husbando's teeth
>>339356192
More like if he shaved his eyebrows he could pull off that Marilyn Manson look
>>339349447
he is a fag by now bro... these things are natural for them
>>339356241
There are a few hidden gems.
>>339354934
Genius
Would watch and jack off furiously
>>339356220
He's a broken person
No other reason.
>>339356241
its like the top part of her face decided to be female but then the bottom was like fuck you giga jaw
>>339356220
All trannys are mentally-ill attenion whores.
>>339354725
>>339354124
I saw this motherfucker at RTXAus and thought it was his wife or sister or friend or something. Jesus fucking christ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FWlv5kb_GI
>>339356285
No amount of HRT will ever shink those wide ass shoulders, holy moly.
>>339355278
Nah, he could get the gap fixed with braces, sadly for him his smile shows a ton of his gums, all he can do with that is try and control his smiles to be less showing of it.
>>339354934
ESA owns. Noobest fucking up Dark Souls while some cutie reads insulting comments was awesome and could have never happened at a GDQ.
He looked like an okay guy
why people are doing this to him
he's sick
he needs help
why people are feeding this delusion that we all know will end in depression and suicide?
What's with all these trannies, why are there more and more of them.
>>339350818
He said he reads everything said about him online, he reads it all, cosmo its not too late to go back to the being the boss you once were
>>339356285
Grrr ruff grrrl :3c
>>339356480
he is a fridge, its hilarious
>>339355029
it's a 'wacky face'. usually self-conscious or ugly people make it in a photograph so that they always feel they look weird due to making the face rather than their innate unattractiveness.
>>339356285
I knew I'd seen him somewhere before
>>339356606
They're transtrenders. It's just the new fad like emo was 10 years ago. Free victim status, tons of attention, and nobody can ever tell you you're wrong without being an evil transphobe. But unlike emo, it's going to result in a shitload of suicides once all the people on HRT grow out of it and realize they've fucked their bodies beyond repair.
>>339356606
Tumblr gets into them and convinces them it's the right choice. Also teaches them what to tell the doctor to get prescribed tranny pills because they think they know better than a doctor when someone needs it.
>>339349334
I've seen this post with the exact same wording before.in a thread a few weeks ago
>>339356714
scarry
>you will never see Witwix at another GDQ
>you will never see Goose do another 007 run
>you will never see another Ecco run by Blue "YSG"(yellow shirt guy) Glass
GDQ is dead
>>339356714
This is some the ring shit
I feel like he's about to crawl through the screen
>>339356692
ah the good ol days
http://puu
.sh/pa87k/55771924b3.webm
>>339356787
I don't want Goose to do a run, I just want him to sit uncomfortably close to the guy doing the run and say motivational shit.
>>339356787
>witwix
kill yourself
http://u.pomf.is/mfmmcr.webm
>>339356787
>witwix
>>339356816
Honestly this looks just as weird to me.
>>339356029
So he "dated" another tranny?
>>339356597
How do you think trans react when you tell them they'd be better off as they were before?
>>339356714
What the fuck this is scary
>>339356891
that girl is in
>>339356816
it was his first gf he got from his streaming fame. she was the one who encouraged him to use facecam on stream for the first time... the rest is history
>Sig's transitioning, too
is it something in the water? what the fuck is going on in the speedrunning community?
no wonder trihex, witwix and so many others cut ties with the scene. stick with it and it's only a matter of time before you chop your cock off.
>>339356714
Why would he even make these videos? Because of the 10 yes-men in his chat who tell him he's a beautiful woman?
>>339356597
Because that's what happens when you turn into a tranny.
Cosmo called out for help multiple times and all he got was a hugbox of other trannies going ''Narcissa just block out the *haters*, ur amazing, just keep being you, it'll be alright! HUGS AND KISSES''
No one actually deals with real psychological problems within the transgendered community, they just tell you everything will be alright, and everyone who questions you or points out how mabey just taking HRT without talking to a professional first might be a bad idea is transphobic.
It's really fucked up to be honest. So many people in need of help that just gets told that they're fine and just taking HRT day in and day out is empowering and will solve your depression.
>>339356714
GOODBYE HORSES
>>339356881
Jesus
I dont think i can put into words the amount of pity and disgust I feel
>>339356968
Siglemic was always a long haired sissy boy
>>339356968
Because they are all faggots that want attention.
>>339356968
sig was always a prime fuccboi, he's not transitioning, he just looks like a girl to begin with
>>339346119
I'm a bit upset about trannies.
I get into the whole long hair, bright colors and makeup thing because I think it looks awesome.
But ppl think I'm a tranny failing to pass.
No shit I'm failing to pass, I'm not trying to pass, I'm trying to look stylish as fuck.
http://u.pomf.is/pzclvw.mp4
>>339355310
can someone please post the gif of that landwhale gagging after smelling cucumber
>>339356241
I'm not proud of myself, but I would
reminder to stay away from soylent
it may be convenient but it's not worth permanent brain damage
>>339354124
I don't know, he turned out pretty fuckable.
>>339356968
Speedrunning is a form of attention whoring, so if you expose yourself to it for too long you start gradually transforming into the ultimate form of attention whore: a female.
>>339357160
Right just looks like he shaved, fixed his hair, plucked his eyebrows and put on makeup.
http://u.pomf.is/wanyfs.webm
>>339355489
I thought mine were bad.
As a Brit fuck, teeth are yellowish and due to rejection, couldn't get free braces, tongue reflex pushed my teeth outwards, so overbite on low and up teeth and can't eat things properly.
But those gums man, mine ain't even that bad. It looks as if his fucking teeth are double the size, as of he is a British caricature.
What the fuck?
>>339356979
The reason this is happening is because genuine transsexuals are forced to be super defensive due to society looking down on them. Thus mere fetishists are pushed down the same path.
>>339356881
>http://u.pomf.is/mfmmcr.webm
>hue hue everyone is sheep but me
>People don't understand that it's just a fad
In ten years it will be remembered like emo kids
>>339357253
>i'm so smart
>i read up on tons of subjects
>does nothing but tweet about ''muh haters'' and how he cums in his sleep
Alright cosmo, the delusion needs to stop here.
>>339356714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI
>>339356968
reaffirms my theory that transgenderism is linked to boredom
let's face it, if you have time to replay a game hundreds of times, you have far too much time to consider things that ultimately do not matter
>>339349447
desu I tell people on 4chan I'm jacking off all the time.
I don't have a twitter tho, place iwll ban you if you're antisemitic or say "nigger" or you don't like the new ghostbusters.
>liberals drive one mentally ill person after the other to suicide by telling them the fairy tale of how they'll totally be a beautiful woman after hormones and surgery
>but all they get is a literal gash, fake tits and cancer
How is this even allowed? I know concern for the mentally ill is considered transphobia, but fuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT6hOfLthS4
>>339357332
Yeah except unlike emo kids they've caused permanent damage to themselves and the suicide rate is like 100x higher than among emo kids.
>>339356716
That one is cute though. I can imagine it being some /jp/sie trying really hard and getting embarassed at any compliments.
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/574c0f86686e5-faces-of-cultural-marxism.php
>>339357351
now I won't sleep tonight, are you fucking happy?
>>339357332
I don't know, the west generally has a problem with emasculated men, I don't see this problem going away.
>>339357332
You can stop dyeing your hair, but you can't re-grow your dick.
>>339357354
This makes a lot more sense than it should.
>>339356881
I feel sorry for all those people with mental disorders who will never get proper treatment because their surrounding keeps telling them that it makes them special and unique.
>>339357282
In case you don't understand the difference read about Blanchard's autogynephilia dichotomy. So long as you don't accept that there are genuine trannies you won't be able to stop those who are not genuine and help them through that.
>>339346119
>Do you think he regrets pretending to be a girl?
No because it's still keeping him in the spotlight which is why he did it to begin with.
>>339357404
Don't most of the shit turn back if you stop taking the mones?
i mean sure its probably unhealthy and all but so is a lot of other shit we do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdhE5O0mGw
I wonder if Chibi will fuck Cosmo at the next GDQ with the condoms he brought just in case
>>339357332
I miss emo kids, they looked so much more fuckable than trannies who just get stuck between two good places.
>>339350039
Dude can I get tits if I eat lots of soy?
Awesome, I wanna have a big neckbeard and huge tits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrhAlSIQoBI
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>>339357404
who the fuck cares though
>>339357503
Hormones is one of those things you should NOT fuck with. Exactly because you can't guarantee you'll go back to your normal levels. Bodybuilders for example all take special measures to maximize the probability that their natural testosterone levels come back after a cycle.
>>339357564
you can get gyno, combined with being fat you'll have tits for sure
holy fuck these vids
cosmo has legitimately turned into one of those sad cases that you see in those nobodytm videos
just absolute degeneracy
what a shame
>>339357503
Most of the shit turns back even if you stay on the mones
Ever notice how you never see trannies over the age of 40
>>339350130
>People always complain about 'but but chicken gets so blaaand and booring :(((
i'll never understand this
chicken breast is like the only meat i eat and i dont even care about working out
it's like saying bread is boring
it's all about what you put on it
>>339357532
That nigga's banned.
Come home, Narci.
>>339357609
I really wouldn't consider bodybuilders to be any more saner in their usage of hormones and shit than trannies, the amount of absolutely defalted disgusting meatbags that remain after they fuck up is ridiculous.
>>339357636
But I do, but then none of the new ones had time to get there yet.
>>339356630
Honestly if he were to just drop all this tranny nonsense and go back to speed running a lot of his viewerbase would come back as well.
>>339357615
>tfw Nobodytm is gone
At least his re-uploads are still up. He got me to wake up from this dream to find out we're in a nightmare.
>>339356881
the crazy is strong in this one
I'm looking forward to the KEKING.
>>339357723
It would be uplifting as fuck to see him behave as a sane person and a guy again.
Come on cosmo we can get high and I can fuck you in the ass, surely its better than your impending suicide.
>>339357503
Every side effect from estrogen is reversible
except tits
you're stuck with the new breast tissue unless you get it surgically removed
>>339357636
They likely killed themselves because they blamed all their problems on an issue that never existed.
>>339357679
I think they did a full transition, at least one of them (Larry/Lana), so no more balls, a lot less testosterone
>>339357719
Right, I'm just giving an example of how dangerous it is messing with your hormones. Those things are in a fragile balance in your body.
Hold up. His fanbase didn't carry over? I just checked his stream and only 100 people are watching.
Did he get an actual job? If not, how is he surviving?
>>339346119
What did he look like before all this?
>>339357583
Dunno, I just think it's fucked up that a kid can stumble into the wrong echo chamber, get told that all their mental problems are tied to them being stuck in the wrong body, start believing it because dissident opinions are hate speech and get their genitals mutilated (after they found a surgeon who will actually to it because more and more start refusing to) while liberals get another opportunity to show everyone how progressive they are.
>>339357790
Oh yea tell me about it, I got gyno without even taking shit, thanks puberty.
>>339357790
>Every side effect from estrogen is reversible
except the character changes
Cosmo is LITERALLY dead and cannot be revived.
>>339357807
He is not
>>339357707
Can't wait for you to read this post, Cosmo.
>>339357679
old trannies have easier time to blend with old women because they reach age where womyn become ugly as man i think
>>339357519
Do trannies get offended by the attack helicopter joke because it opens their eyes to how retarded it sounds when they expect people to take the "I identify as" seriously?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1ccFY6XAs
Who new an innocent tournament, care-free tournament with nothing on the line would change Cosmo's life so drastically?
JOHN FUCKKKING NUMBERS
>>339352090
And they are trying to be women.
cosmo turning into narcissa is literally the best thing to happen to speedrunning
hope more wacky shit happens
>>339349447
Cause trannies are ridiculously lewd. I know like three of them and all they do is talking about what lewd shit they wanna do with each other or their masturbation habits it's insanely erotic.
>>339357679
Have they made anything decent since becoming women? Cloud atlas was kinda mediocre
Then
>How much for that 25kg bag of oatmeal?
>You really want this? Not even my horses eat it. I'll let you take it for free, at least I wont have to burn it myself
Now
>OMG EXTRA DELUXE OATS O A T S SQUATS N OATS PREMIUM 300g ONLY 50 DOLLARS 25% OFF WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>339357936
They got offended by the mayonnaise thing so I can only imagine they'd be offended by the helicopter thing
>>339357879
it's just hormonal mood swings
if he stopped taking his est and spiro then his glands would function again and he'd be back to himself
cosmo is still in there, he's just trapped behind a wall of habitual self loathing and narccicism, aptly named 'Narcissa'.
>>339357924
>that filename
>>339358016
He has also been smoking weed every day for months plus other drugs that he doesn't want to name.
>>339358009
I have no fucking idea what you are talking about but it made me giggle so I guess we're both retards
>>339358059
Well if he's already self destructive then he really does need psychiatric help.
Are his hormones even prescribed?
>>339358059
Its definitely a strange concept to do all that.
I made sure I got of all weed and porn for a good while to check if I actually like dick and men.
But I do.
>>339358009
Oatmeal is good for you pleb.
>>339358139
shoulders
jaw
not fooling anybody
>>339358139
That's an improvement though.
>>339358205
Most real women look the same
>>339358139
qt desu
>>339353473
This would be true if your body wasn't producing androgen properly.
>>339358139
That's John Kasich?
I thought he was a meme candidate that thought he could eat his way to the presidency
>all these trannies
is this a new meme?
>>339358285
oh geez
>>339358139
Would have been great if not for the chin desu
http://web.archive.org/web/20150611103747/http://a.pomf.se/ojwhuv.webm
Was it really John Numbers? Maybe it was based Totodile_Dundee who pushed Cosmo over the edge..
>>339358285
let's stop fighting
>western """""""""""""""""""men"""""""""""""""""""""
lmaoing @ ur life
>>339358139
>lost weight
>kept the manboobs
>said fuck it
>went full tranny
>>339358361
let's stop fighting
>>339358260
Yeah but this LBGT parade has put everyone on the backfoot.
If i even suspect they're harbouring hotdogs, I'll insist on meeting their parents and seeing their photo albums.
>>339358306
geez oh man
>>339357004
underrated
>>339357807
>how is he surviving
he's not
>tfw next gen trannies may be able to fool you completely until you literally try to fuck them
I fear for our children
>>339358456
Why? You are too paranoid
>take her home
>pull pants down
>0,1% chance it's a dong
>tell him you are not into men and call a cab
Wow that sounds extremely dangerous, I'll live in celibate for the rest of my life just to avoid it
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
what blocks/games you guys looking forward to?
what are the potential disasters?
>>339358585
So? You are not less of a man if you fuck a guy in the ass. I mean, he's alteady passable as a woman
>>339358585
There won't be a next gen of trannies, no child is going to look at this generation and say "Yeah, I want to follow in those footsteps"
>>339358358
He was so much cuter as a whiny faggot
>>339358432
These pictures are so entirely worthless, a pic like this is 90% fake, a video would be 40% and finally real life you'd know from 20 meters away.
>>339358586
>implying
>>339358586
It can be very damaging to people.
So much so that they go into a blind rage and beat them to death.
Even though all trannies repeat the mantra of "We're not trying to trick anybody", which is exactly what they've dedicated their life to doing.
>>339358657
I admire your positive thinking but children are already doing it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>>339358657
Except children aren't looking at this generation, they're looking at tumblr and growing up in internet hugboxes where this shit is seen as normal and encouraged. The internet was a mistake.
>>339358585
>if you want to stop after seeing their dick, it's a hate crime
>>339358692
So dont be a retarded nigger who chimps out over anything
>>339358586
And then he calls the police and says you beat him up and he gets mad sympy from the jury so you end up in prison
>>339358628
If anything you're more of a man because you'll fuck anything, even something with a dick.
>>339358586
>take potential woman home
>pull pants down
>0.1% chance its a dong
>tell him you are not into men and call a cab
>the next day the LGBQTZXCI police arrest you for bigotry which now carries a life sentence in 2017
>>339358692
>>339358586
Honestly if someone gets to that point without telling you about it, he deserves the beating.
>>339358836
>If a cracka looks at me wrong he deserves a beating
>>339358139
Here comes the crimson chin!
>>339358890
>being completely dishonest about WHAT YOU ARE in an intimate setting
I guess if I don't tell you about muh aids, syphilis and crabs either thats still okay?
>>339358592
Bethesda shill block may be fun, I enjoyed their last Morrowind run.
>potential disasters
Anything if someone tries to have fun.
>>339358592
None. Even if a game looks interesting, the whole atmosphere of "professionalism" kills it for me.
Human beings were a mistake
>>339358953
>no one has ever been falsely accused of abuse before
>>339358947
You agreed to fuck a man
>>339358797
I try, but this testosterone in my sometimes takes the wheel.
Have you ever been laid?
It's the most vulnerable you can make yourself to another human and at the height of your hormone riddled consciousness.
Being a gentleman about being humiliated by someone who isn't who you thought they where is a lot harder to walk off than it sounds.
>>339359037
what?
>>339359035
You are right
Also all men are rapists
>>339359045
>humiliated
For the record I think this only happens to closet faggots who dare not even look at a man lest their faggotry spills out
whats humiliating about it, that you wanted to fuck a man who passed for a women?
yeah thats really gay anon
>>339359120
I'll take that as a no
>>339358692
>makeup
>padded bras
I just wanted to feel some big boobs
>dong
ok this hase gone too far
>>339357723
It would be a good for him because this cant only end with aids and a prolapsed anus.
>>339359045
>I am an animal
So if a girl said no, would you rape her? I mean, you are full of testosterone, you just can't control yourself, dindu nuffin
>>339359230
Not the same person, explain to me where your humiliation comes from then
>>339358586
Usually women want to make out and kiss and stuff before you yank their panties down around their ankles.
You could be making out with a gay man for days and get mouth-AIDs before the penis was detected.
It's why I'm always racist, bigoted and hateful on the first date. Smokes the penises out early.
>>339358991
it's funny cuz it's true
>>339359314
don't take /pol/ so seriously, not everything is (pardon the pun) black and white
raping women in the streets is beyond my limits
punching a dude for tricking me isn't
if that makes me a brute, I'm a brute
>>339359314
There's a difference between "hay bb wan fuk" "No" -> RAPE MODE and "You know how I told you I was a cute girl all this time and like you? SURPRISE! HERE'S THE BENIS :DD" -> RAGE MODE
>>339359045
>testosterone in my sometimes takes the wheel
Yeah that's nigger talk to me.
Chickdicks are still lying by omission, don't really see how you could do mental gymnastics to avoid that reality, but you can always just fucking walk away and fuck something else.
>>339345546
what is SGDQ?
Shitty Game Developer Queers?
>>339359324
Use your imagination.
>>339359462
> just fucking walk away
Obviously that's the best thing to do, no argument here.
>>339359435
attacking someone for any reason other than self defence makes you a brute.
>inb4 I DINDU NUFFIN
>>339359516
sexual gamers doin queers
>>339359459
>>339359435
Indont mean a random girl in the street
You bring her home, make mood, undress and she sees your tiny willy and starts giggling, then says she wanna go home
Humiliated and horny, same situation, would you bear her or rape her?
>>339359570
So you can't answer it?
Just accept your fag ways anon you can't even be honest on an anon board
No wonder you'd go into a homorage when the "girl" you wanted has a dick.
>>339359435
>raping women in the streets is beyond my limits
So you'd rape women not in the streets?
>>339359393
So? Like you kissed a man, then what?
>mouth-aids
No such thing, and women can give you herpes and shit too
What happened to op pic? It was just a screengrab of this.
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/736661158443126784
>>339359608
I cant relate because I have a big cawk
>>339359687
Nigga that ugly face was too triggering to be allowed
>>339359608
How am I supposed to know unless it happens?
>>339359630
Not sure what the question is, rephrase it maybe?
>>339357984
their last movie was Jupiter Ascending. it was awful.
>>339359773
Guess feminists were right, men really ARE all rapists
>>339359393
>It's why I'm always racist, bigoted and hateful on the first date
girls love that
I'm attending in person, given it's just a couple miles from where I live.
>>339359831
Every man is capable of rape, yes.
How you choose to interpret this is down to you.
>>339359773
It's pretty alarming your answer isn't "no".
>>339359608
Your hypothetical question is ruined by the allegation of small penis ownership. Big penis ownership is more likely correlated with rape due to all that testosterone.
>>339359870
Be safe, anon.
>mfw they all finally snap and shoot up the whole place
when u feeling The Fear but the soylent hit u
>>339360008
>>339359691
Then whatever, she starts crying that she cant and wants to go home. Or simply changes her mind or says she doesnt want to cheat on her boyfriend
>all these people saying it's okay for trannies to deceive you about their penis and make out with you and lie to you, but hitting them is wrong
>all these people saying that punching a tranny who willingly deceived you is on par with raping someone who didn't say no, even though the tranny literally just deceit-raped you
>>339359773
>How am I supposed to know unless it happens?
Mate what the hell
You really sound like an animal whos only able to act on instinct and emotion
>>339356968
i doubt hes transitioning, he is pretty fucking wierd regardless with his diaper fetish
>>339359919
Let me try to put this in context.
You ever hear stories about someone whom all their friends say is a nice person, but one day they just murder a bunch of people and kill themselves for seemingly no reason?
We all know the difference between right and wrong, but sometimes the worst thing happens at the worst time and logic goes out the window.
Don't take this as "'we're all apes ready to snap into Elliot Roger" because that's oversimplifying it.
I'm saying everyone has the capacity to do something they never expected themselves to do when their buttons are pressed and they're in a frantic mood.
We use the term 'chimp out' because blacks have a reputedly lower grasp over their impulse than whites do, but that's not to say that whites have total control.
I can't remember what we where even talking about.
>>339360116
Pretty sure everyone here is only saying not to beat them or rape them over it.
>>339360090
Holy fuck it's the same.
Pretty good artist.
>>339360116
What if deceit and violence are both bad?
>>339360116
They are trannies.
>>339360158
Well, anyone has the potential to lose their shit but generally we answer questions based on the premise that we're in control of our actions. Like if I say "do you like peanuts" and you say "normally no, but if I flew into some kind of psychological episode and suddenly decided I love peanuts, then yes". That would be baffling.
>>339360123
I think you gravely underestimate the value that a lot of heterosexual males place on their self-perceived and societal standard of heterosexual purity. The sudden realization that he was actually making out with another man and has committed the equivalent of heterosexual suicide could easily cause someone to lash out in anger. Apparently self-defense only applies to bodily harm and not the ego though.
It blows my mind that people see it as hateful/homohobia/sexism/whatever because it isn't aligned with their sexual preference and they don't believe that putting on a wig and tucking away the bits is enough to meet their personal definitions of female.
And before you play the "a female is whatever I define and I can be one if I want to" card, consider that the other person can also have the notion of "a female is whatever I define" and reject you on the same grounds you use to justify your gender bending.
>>339360026
Thanks to work, I will only be there for like half of it. Luck will just have to hope it's one of the days I'm not there.
>>339355008
He's serious. He's been complaining because if he legally changes his sex then he has to divorce his wife because poofs can't marry here. For some reason his wife still accepts him.
>>339360328
Is that what this is about?
I gave the long answer instead of the short one?
Maybe I'll feel more at home on /r9k/
NASA > SGDQ
:^)
>>339360328
>Are you normally violent?
>No, unless someone has severely wronged me
>THAT'S BAFFLING
>>339360490
never heard of it
>>339360543
This is literally how terrorists think.
>[File deleted]
Mods confirmed for SWJ trannies
>>339360543
I was starting to think I was explaining human thought to a robot.
>>339345546
watching old sgdq and agdq everyone was laughing and having fun and looking at it now makes me sad
>>339360367
>I know I am an animal but it's normal to act like this
I thought whites were a culture and niggers were the dumb ones
>>339360367
>Apparently self-defense only applies to bodily harm and not the ego though.
You're baiting right?
You're starting to sound like someone from tumblr with such talk. They go on all day about attacking people who hurt their feelings.
Also that latter half is you putting words in my mouth. I think tranny's are delusional. But beating over rusing you is just ridiculous
>>339360543
>No, unless someone made fun of the prophet Muhammad
>>339360639
in overall numbers, yes
the stats are indisputable
>>339360580
Are you an American by any chance?
With that second ammendment
This whole event went to shit and looking at the schedule, this will be no different.
>Still doing the same popular games rather than a variety of lesser known games (even though those popular games have been done to death in previous events by now)
>Still doing hours upon hours of 1 kinda game in a row creating a void of boredom (Megaman block, castlevania block)
>Still going to be a big broadcast event where no personality is allowed to be shown and none of the runners get to act chummy with eachother thanks to the rules of no fun allowed.
>>339360616
>Severely wronged you
>Whoops I have a dick, and was likely too much a mentally broken fuck to admit it
>Or I'm just a cunt
You dont beat people just for possibly bein cunts
>>339345546
The worst thing about all this is that calling him Wanda never caught on.
>>339358592
Our boi CavemanDCJ that's who. In all seriousness though he always plays fun little games that aren't well known with a lot of charm.
>>339360851
I know.
>>339360875
>the lack of audience for his runs
If only we weren't such suicidally depressed shut-ins we could go there and support him
>>339360665
So at what point does the ruse cross the line and warrant beatings?
A 30 year old man with a babyface has sex with your 12 year old daughter because he said he was also 12. It was just a ruse, bro. No reason to beat the guy.
>>339360665
Nobody wants to fight anybody, ever.
maybe you're just stronger willed than me
grats
>>339361073
That's not a ruse is it, it's a physical act. What a delicate little thing you are
>>339358836
Nigger please.
>>339360938
I can't find the gifs right now but the audience really got into the spirit when watching him play Stretch Panic last SGDQ.
>>339360328
>FOOD ANALOGY
>>339361073
If it was consensual, sure not, I wouldnt hurt my daughter's love
But it's against the law, so I would report him to the police
>>339361335
I'd hot glue that
>>339361335
Oh thats cool, great game too. Treasure games are fucking amazing to watch being run because they are short and 100% exciting and entertaining
>>339361073
That's a false equivalency.
It breaks laws, and most 12 year olds arent sexually mature, or mentally mature enough for sex.
If the ruse was something extreme of fucking course actions should be taken. Beating usually wont solve anything though
>>339361456
I hot glued your sister
>>339361562
if i had one
nice
>>339361314
Pretending to be a girl and kissing a man is a physical act.
>>339361456
Who wouldn't?
>>339361548
easy to say that now
you think people on death row wish they'd just calmed down and walked it off?
>>339361793
Do you see how in that case both parties are grown ups though?
>>339361878
So deceit is only wrong when you deceive a child. I understand entirely now.
>>339361982
It's not a case of deceit being wrong, I don't know what lead you to that. It's in how you choose to react
>>339361841
>my regret isn't that I ended a life, but that I went to jail
Nignog
Well this went the way of all AGDQ threads. We're in good practice it seems
>>339362038
You just seem like such a liberal bleeding heart pussy that you wouldn't strike someone unless they were literally ankle deep in the entrails of your children.
Even then, you'd probably say some cuck bullshit like "killing them won't bring my children back".
>>339361841
Stop assuming so much about me.
Senpai, you think I want those who lash out cause they snapped once on death row either?
Where I live death row is rare, and only reserved for serial killers and such.
But if you hurt someone just for being "whoops I got a dick" or god forbid kill them, then you dont have much of societies pity for your jail time, or mine.
>>339362158
>3 people discussing the stream while everyone else says whatever
We can't fail baby.
>>339362205
Hahaha that didn't take long. Sorry to offend you anon, I didn't realize you are so sensitive
>>339362158
Lesson
Dont open with cosmo
>>339362046
okay
>>339362209
You're doing a fair amount of assuming yourself.
Maybe being tricked by a tranny isn't enough to make you hurt someone, but you do have a limit. Everybody does.
I pray you are never hurt badly enough to find out what it is.
>>339362205
>I have the emotional and anger control of a toddler
>You're just liberals! meme meme meme
JOHN
>>339362363
>self defense is only performed by angry toddlers
This explains so much, really.
>>339362356
>You're doing a fair amount of assuming yourself.
Tell me what I assumed there?Is the assumption that you would get caught and arrested?
>>339362363
>just because someone tries to rape you is no cause for violence
>just because someone is being violent with you is no cause for violence
>just because someone murdered someone right in front of you is no cause for violence
You'll be overrun by migrants that don't share your moral compulsions soon enough, and then we can all enjoy your strength of character.
>>339362535
I don't know, I only just chimed into this dialogue.
>>339362468
>self-defense over hurt feelings
wew
>>339362560
Sorry, where did anyone say any of those things? Anything that was anything like those things?
When you say stuff like that, do you think it constitutes an argument? Do you really believe it? I'm genuinely curious. You know that leaping to extremes is the sign of an undeveloped mind right?
>>339362604
>I don't know,
You literally just said I was assuming things and now you dont know what I was assuming?
Go the fuck to sleep or try to geta brain transplant
>>339362468
>self-defence
>not talking about self-defence
>His feelings got hurt so he wants to lash out
so fragile
>>339362695
Are you assuming things?
I just assumed you assumed that I was assuming things, so I returned the favour.
Don't answer because I don't care.
I'm going to bed.
>>339362612
>>339362680
>>339362738
>someone using deceit to engage in physical activity with you is only hurt feelings
I'm not following any of you here.
The original argument was that a tranny pretends to be a chick, makes out with you, and then you see the penis and hit them.
This means I should be able to just walk up to women and kiss them or grab a titty and not get slapped or hit by their boyfriend.
Unwanted physical attention warrants a physical response, regardless if the attention was the result of deceit or merely impulse.
>>339362854
Goodnight sweet prince
>>339362453
Crystals?
>>339362976
I like you
>>339356241
>Mfw people actually used to argue Krystal was a woman and cry about how a woman had the LttP record
>>339356692
POOR LITTLE WHITE GUY
>>339363052
But she is a woman.
>>339362945
Maybe if you are a delicate safe-space snowflake but I don;t give a fuck.
But you MUST see the difference: if you got rused, shame on you (clearly your ideas of not finding men attractive are not that concrete anyway if you can't spot a tranny).
If you march up to someone and grab their tit, that's not a ruse; that's just being a cunt. If a tranny marched up to you and grabbed your dick that too would be cause for punching
>>339357404
NATURAL SELECTION
why does cosmo ruin every thread
the guy just discharges hatred
>>339363171
Wait, wait, wait.
So your difference is literally that if you're good enough at lying, it's okay?
So if I tell a woman that I'm a millionaire and she blows me, and then finds out I was not in fact, a millionaire, this isn't rape?
The shame resides upon the rusee, not the ruser.
I understand entirely now. Lying is okay, because it's the person's fault for being stupid!
>>339363137
If that's a woman I'm posting this from my Moonbase.
>>339363323
>So if I tell a woman that I'm a millionaire and she blows me, and then finds out I was not in fact, a millionaire, this isn't rape?
No. No it isn't.
Did you get snotty and upset when some fishsticked you at school?
>file deleted
cuck mods triggered
>>339363458
To be fair, it's a pretty ugly picture and I could have done without having to see it in the catalog
>>339363426
>No. No it isn't.
I think we're done here.
>>339363568
don't let the knob hit your booty bitch
>>339363568
>>339363617
play nice you two or I'm turning this car around
>>339363323
So fragile...
>>339363458
>calling mods cuck when they saw you for the attention seeking tranny fuck you are
>>339363426
It actually is in my state.
It depends where you are. Sexual assault by fraud passed two years ago in NJ.
>>339363323
>So if I tell a woman that I'm a millionaire and she blows me, and then finds out I was not in fact, a millionaire, this isn't rape?
It literally isn't
>>339363426
>>339363837
Check your local laws, gentlemen.
>(8) The act is committed through fraud whereby the victim submits to the act under the belief that the person committing the act is someone known to the victim other than the accused, and this belief is induced by any artifice, pretense, or concealment practiced by the accused, with the intent to induce the belief.
You could be rapists.
>>339358737
based goose
>>339363895
rape or not, it's a shitty thing to do
I'd get my boyfriend to lay you out
>>339363808
Are push-up bras and hair tattoos illegal there too? I can see sexual assault by fraud if it was lying about aids or identity or something
And lo and behold, just before I hit post:
>>339363895
>someone known to the victim other than the accused
This is in no way the same thing as lying about being a millionaire.
>>339363808
California and MA also have rape by fraud laws in place. Also Michigan iirc
>>339363997
See the same thing that makes >>339363568
think that lying about being a millionaire for BJs is rape also makes him think that I would not hit a man if he murdered my children. He can't think outside of extremes due to being a bit simple and spending all his time on the internet
>>339363997
Actually it is, that was the very specific case used to create the legislation.
A man told this chick he was a millionaire from Monaco but he was actually a serial con-man scamming people around the world, and she got him strung up for rape because Johnny Millionaire isn't the same person as Johnny Conman.
>>339364156
Except it literally is rape in Alabama, California, Idaho, Louisana (but only if you're pretending to be their husband, kek), Massachusetts, Michigan, Nevada, Jersey, Rhode Island, Tennesee, Utah and Virginia.
So, you're only a rapist in a dozen or so states! That's not so bad.
>>339362945
It's really all about justifiable use of force.
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