Sure we can play street fighter, here's your controller bro.
>>339277057
thanks doc
>>339277057
thanks doc
>>339276930
>Using your arms to do the inputs
Kinda cool, in a retarded roundabout way
Doesnt matter what input device you use in 8F Fighter V, all of your moves come out too late anyway
>>339277057
thanks doc
OBJECTION!
The only Street Fighter games on the Wii are some old SNES games on the Virtual Console, and those require the Classic Controller!
Sure bro, here you go
>>339279740
What does the Doug button do?
>>339279867
It Dougs, obviously.
Jump in bro
Here you go bro, don't pick ice climbers though.
pas the controller homie!
>>339280087
Donkey Konga was the GOAT
fuck you guys!
Here's your control- wait, where'd it go?
>>339280197
The Intel Toilet Seat series was awesome.
>>339280197
>design a controller that's just a straight up dildo for a laugh
>boss greenlights it
>some poor fuckers now have to actually build and sell that piece of shit to actual humans for actual money
Fucking videogames
>>339279835
Yo, howd you get dat prototype ps3 controller???!!
>>339279835
I CAN'T! IT KEEPS COMING BACK!
>>339279949
What the fuck am I looking at here? Accordion Hero?
>>339279867
The same thing it does in every game you retard.
>Thanks for letting me use your controller anon, your turn now!
>>339277057
You have my gratitude, one well versed in the ways of medicine.
>>339281087
this isn't funny
stop posting it
>>339281035
this is making me feel very uncomfortable
>>339276930
>forgot to bring my paintbrush
>not really a big deal
>waggle the epic mickey remote towards the opponent
>mash bison's roundhouse using the red button
>win the game
thanks bro
>>339281180
thats the first time i've ever posted it. fuck off nigger.
>>339281180
I've seen it a dozen times and it's still funny.
>>339281087
>FUUUUUUUUUUUU
>2011
LITERALLY r eddit
>>339280197
You can prop that ridge up on your fupa pouch for comfortable gaming marathons.
>here ya go bro
>>339280197
>>/u/
>>339280694
My uncle works at Sony, of course, he got me a couple of Bloodborne 2 but It's at my cousin's house.
>Here's your controller bro
sure thing
here's yours
>>339276930
I used to play Guilty Gear XX AC+ on the Wii with the Wiimote+Nunchuck. I got this brofam.
I got ya famalam.I actually made this
>>339282360
Famalborgini?
>>339282360
forgot pic
>>339279598
How do you know they're not playing on PC and using GlovePIE?
>>339276930
What are those, stylized dildos?
>>339282713
Makey Makeys are the shit.
Who got dibs?
>>339284486
In this example the standard controller would be the shitty one while you sat in your nerve centre.
Up for some Smash bro? You can have this one.
>>339283012
Controllers for Epic Mickey 2, they're just a cute toy thing for if you're like 8.
I got you pham, here you are.
>>339282321
>I'M TRYING TO PASS THE CONTROLLER BUT IT KEEPS COMING BACK!
>>339282321
This one looks like some weird-ass buttplug
>>339285516
They should make controllers for kids that cry when they're damaged or taking damage. So when that little turdbasket decides to chuck it into the wall and snap it in two, it just starts shrieking uncontrollably.
>>339281180
>>339281610
Leave and never come back.
This is your one man
>>339286021
It looks like some vibrators that would go in two asses if two persons stay close by in a doggy style position
I wish I had one of these for 2D games, but they're ridiculously expensive even without shipping and customs.
Here you go pal.
>>339287091
>>339285232
Remember when Epic Mickey was going to be grimdark as fuck?
>>339287103
This is like a Cinco product
>>339276930
>>339287709
If my memory is right it's a gag box that you're supposed to put a present for someone in.
>>339287858
>this fucking controller
maximum kek
>>339277057
thanks doc
>>339279740
Fuck Doug, I hate that shitlord. I don't necessarily hate the show, nor the universe it created, but I loathe that whiny, narcissistic, autistic asshole. I've often imagined living in that world and how I would ruin him. I would find Patty and woo her, giving her the thing she craved, what she needs; a real man. Then as we begin fooling around I would have her call Doug. When he answered, and he invariably would, I would begin to pleasure her, but I would also tell her to try and contain herself. As she struggled to hold back the pleasure she would feel my dick would become hard as iron and I would begin to pound her like a fucking blacksmith. Not long after she would no longer be able to contain herself, at first moaning like a cat in heat that's been given ecstasy, finally culminating in screaming like a mad woman, fully succumbing to the power of my girth. All the while Doug would be sitting there, motionless, paralyzed by dread and despair. I would finish on her stupid face satisfied with the knowledge I ruined funny's life. He wouldn't kill himself, but not a day would go by where he wouldn't consider it
>>339290035
Roger is that you?
Here you go, anon.
>>339277057
Much appreciated, medicine man
>>339290035
>>339282713
>not wiring the A button to an anal plug
>>339287858
Is this made for grannys that wanna do epik noscopes?
>>339291024
Don't have many lying about bro, maybe you can help me out.
>>339291216
I have a couple from baddragon lying around if that's alright famalam
>>339290035
Nigger Quail Man would fuck your shit up
>>339281610
thats because it was made before you started posting
Because some anons need to smile today
>>339290035
>>339291318
Cheers pal, stick this up your ass in the meantime.
>i heard you needed a new gc controller, got you one bro
>>339280867
Looks like a custom one-handed controller for those who don't have two arms.
My mom says you have to use this one bitch, shut the fuck up.
>>339290035
Go into more detail anon, I've always wanted to fuck a married woman while she was on the phone to her husband
>>339290035
>>339290035
>>339285161
I would totally use that for effects in ableton live. Shit looks classy as fuck
>>339292050
>"Hey Doug " Patty said over the phone. Doug was excited, Patty rarely called him. Her voice seemed different, however, strained with a quiver.
>"Hey Patty, I'm glad you called, what are you doing?" He replied eagerly. This was his chance, he felt it
>"N- nothing" Patty said, almost forced, as her breathing began to grow heavier, a light slapping sound echoing over the phone
>"Are you OK?" Doug asked, concerned about his love, his purpose
>"Oh, oh I'm gr- great " she moaned, "oh God that's great" she moaned again as the slapping became a resounding pounding
>"What are you doing" Doug asked hesitantly, already knowing deep down
>"UH UH AHHH, I'M CUMMING " Patty screamed, unable to resist any longer
>"come here bitch " said an unfamiliar voice "drink my essence" followed by more moaning and grunting
>the phone slipped from Doug's feeble grasp, the line still on with the aftermath of Patty's activity still audible
>Doug didn't feel sad, or angry; all he felt was empty, dead inside. Nothing would ever be the same
>>339290681
thanks but I brought my own
You can use this one bro.
>>339290035
>>339292654
>>339287858
Dude turn up the heat, I'm freezing here
>>339292654
>drink my essence
You use this one tard, my mom's boyfriend will kick your ass if you win again
>>339292654
>"That was amazing anon " Patty said, exhausted, completely spent, from experiencing a pleasure she never knew existed not two hours earlier. "And you chest, those arms... " she swooned as she felt his deep, royal purple, pillars of Hercules
>Anon coolly lay there, looking up at the ceiling, happy about his conquest, ecstatic over laying waste to Doug's pathetic existence
>"to tell you the truth, anon, I-I've never felt this way about anyone else" Patty said nervously
>Anon sat up, got off of his bed, his arena, and started to prepare his book bag. "You can stick around for a while longer but my house is getting fumigated at 5 so you'll have to be out before then " he said nonchalantly as he continued to get ready to leave
>"Will we see each other later" Patty said, desperate for his attention, intoxicated by the power of his girth
>Anon had opened the door, ready to find new conquests. "If you're lucky " he replied without missing a beat, without even turning.
>As he departed Patty got up to clean the mark of her master off her golden brown face, mulling over her new obsession.
>Doug sat, still petrified, hoping he was in a dream, but he knew he wasn't; he had just heard the love of his life get used like a teenage boys right hand and he was powerless to stop it
>The next day Doug was absent from school, a reoccurring theme throughout the rest of his academic career
>When he did show up he was different, he had changed, he would no longer talk, his eyes were glazed and soul less, and he was constantly looking down
>each day when he got up he would be haunted by that phone call, and each night he would remember the moans. He often considered suicide but he was too much of a coward to ever do it.
>Doug was destined to live a long, miserable, life
![s-l300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S6ILu6Y.jpg "s-l300[1].jpg")
T-thanks mom
Sure thing Anon, here you go. Who do you main btw?
>>339290035
>>339292654
>>339293818
>>339294234
My god
The art's exactly the same as it was ten years ago
hey bro we're playing smash heres your controller
LET YOUR BROTHER USE THE GOOD CONTROLLER ANON
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY FUSSING FROM YOU, LET HIM USE IT OR YOU WON'T BE PLAYING ANY MORE VIDEOGAMES FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH
>>339296313
i want one
>>339296614
But mom, i dont have any brothers, i'm an only child!
>Here is your controller, my friend. Exercise caution, it is very dear to me.
>>339296313
Wavebirds were god tier though
How the fuck do you get a controller to run for literal months on two AA batteries while controllers with rechargeable batteries last like 5-8 at most?
>>339296919
CHECK AGAIN NERD
>>339296945
>>339277057
Doc, I'm allergic to Red, this medicine contains Red.
Here you go, Anon
>>339279740
That reminds me. I haven't raped patty recently.
HONK HONK
>>339280463
This would've been good if you posted a gif.
