>Search game X gameplay on Youtube
>WHOA HEY GUYS
>WHADDUP GUYS
>HEY GUYS IT'S ME COCKSUCKER FAGGOT
When will this cancer end
it wont ever
we can only end ourselves from it
Watch trailers, faggot.
>>339273537
What If I want to see actual gameplay of the finished game, faggot
>>339273049
Hey fuck off.
I make my videos for friends and family, not some loser on 4chan
>>339273049
IT'S YA BOI
>>339273049
>Want to find clip of specific scene from a 10 year old game
>Click one of them
>OoooWoah Guys look at what's happening here
>unfunny attempts at humor over the critical moment
>unfunny silly voice reading of the dialogue
>all the characters have been renamed shit like admiral faggotpants and fuzzymunchies48
>LIKE FAVORITE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE TO FAGGOT CUNTFACE IF AND I'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON FAGGOT CUNTFACE PLAYS
>Screen assualts me with 100 different links with obnoxious theme music playing over the top
>IF YOU LIKED THIS VIDEO TRY OUT MY OTHER LETS PLAYS HERE, HERE, HERE AND OVER HERE THEY'RE ALL SUUUUUPER FUNNY PLS FUCKING LIKE ME
>>339273994
Just mute the fucking video then.
>facecam
>fuckface is blaring over the noise of the game
>HAI GOYSE!!
I just want to punch the faggots in this mindset. "Muh fuggen voice over the thing Im showcasing! ME ME ME!!"
Fucking narcisism, man
>>339274319
Fucking cow vagina bullshit you do.
Then make it private and share it "with your friends and family"
>>339273049
>X game no commentary
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS HARD OMG!
>>339273049
>>339273445
>>339274432
>intro is some 3D software preset with the cunts YT name falling down/breaking into pieces with other rendered shape 3D bullshit
>intro is like fucking 5 minutes long
>dubstep/flavour of the week shit pop music blaring
Why? What caused this "tradition"? This NEED to have some gay preset flashy emblem of your gay YT name in some retarded Photoshop icon or 3D rendered shit. My God.
People watch LPs because they desperately want friends and the LPer acts as surrogate friends for them because they are either unwilling or incapable of making real life connections with other human beings.
It's the same deal as like MST3K.
TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES
>>339274986
I'm autistic and find it hard to connect to people but this is so fucking true, man. I go to YT to see some gameplay, not pretend I have some friend (who just wants to make money off of the adverts).I have fictional characters in multiple diverse video game worlds to play pretend with.
>>339273049
Search for walkthroughs next time, brah.
>>339273049
>>339274432
>>339274531
Just search for "no commentary" when looking up gameplay.
>>339274446
or this
>sup bitches
Ah the golden age.
>>339274985
It's amateurs imitating without quite understanding why or how to do it properly.
Professionals have branding? Then I should have branding. Professionals have bookends? Then I should have bookends. Etc., etc.
It's basically an ego boost for themselves, viewers be damned.
>>339275271
Nevermind. Works for older games, new ones have the same problem.
>>339273049
When more companies act like Nintendo and take a bigger delicious slice of that profit pie by forcing these people to share profits.
>>339276023
Oh shit never thought that way of their backwards mentallity about the contents of their games.
God save the Nintendo.
>>339274985
Remember how 10 years ago kids where using limp bizkit and linkin park for literally everything?
Why do you think this is a new trend? It's old as fuck.
>>339275709
SEARCH NO COMMENTARY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
BUT OF COURSE IF YOU ACTUALLY WERE SMART AND KNEW HOW TO USE THE SEARCH BAR, YOUR ARGUMENT WOULDN'T WORK.
>>339276720
I'm just correcting my post, you fucking sperg.
>>339274446
What if I want to hear the fucking game, faggot
>>339276720
This. I always search No commentary.
I always start my let's plays with "hey there" and then I get to the game. Is that acceptable enough?
>tfw I just want to see the Easter Eggs they put in that one Call of Duty game with the Mannequins and all I get are normies
I don't even play Call of Duty I'm just interested in Easter Eggs that intrigue me.
>search for a guide on youtube
>let the bodies hit the floor plays
>>339279427
>>339273049
>tfw i actually watchedmarkiplier play five nights at fuckboys 1-3
i hate myself
>takes a shot of some cinnamon whiskey every vid
>starts to slur words until he forgets and talks normally then catches himself and starts slurring again
>but there's practically no other playthroughs out there besides speedruns
>>339276558
yeah but those were good songs
>>339274432
>IF YOU LIKE THIS VIDEO LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER FOLLOW MY INTAGRAM PINTEREST BLOGGER SNAPCHAT MYSPACE AIM LINKEDIN ADD ME ON SKYPE WATCH MY OTHER VIDS HERES ONE OF ME DEGRADING MYSELF FOR VIEWERS BY EATING GHOST PEPPERS THEN CHUGGING BLEACH WATCH ME DUMP A THING OF ICE WATER ON MY HEAD THATS STILL FUNNY RIGHT? I AM SILLY
>>339273049
>tfw doesnt say any of those things when I start my videos
Fuck you, if you dont have a catching phrase you dont get popular. Thats just how youtube babies works these days.
>hating based bro-tier let's players
is this guy le serious.tiff
>>339273049
10 yeara ago you had to find commentary if you wanted to see how or why does somebody do shit in a game
Now you must actively search for non commented videos if you want to see or hear the game without a moron talking or answering questions for twitch
Damn shame
>>339273049
OP, those channels aren't for you. If you want to see gameplay, search for 'x gameplay without commentating'
don't be jelly that a nigga on youtube is getting them youtube bux from little autistic children that see him as a video game mascot.
>Open up gameplay video
>2 minute long intro of yt channel with shit music
>>339281651
>"search no commentary"
>get results like "WITH commentary"
the tag system isn't going to magically know what you want.
>>339278867
>Mannequins
Why would you even looks up that kind of shit.
>>339281312
Disgusting.
>>339281312
>being a dirty spic
>>339273049
>look up vidya related content
>click on video based on thumbnail without reading title
>'HEEEEYYY EVERYBODY IT'S YOUR BOY YOUTUBE NORMIE FAGGOT #7761! IN THE PREVIOUS EPIS-'
>repeatedly mash force quit
>Search game X gameplay on Youtube
>first page of results loads
>[game] FINAL BOSS 1080P
>[game character] Death Scene
>[game cutscene with a spoiler in the thumbnail]
>>339273049
You forgot
>HEYYYYYYY WHADUPP GUYSSSSSS, ITS YA BOIIIIIIIIIIIII 90'S_KID_EPICWIN
>Absurdly long and obnoxious intro with footage from 10-20 games
>>339273994
Longplay
Just look for longplays. They almost always have no commentary and are hours long so you can find exactly what you're looking for.
AYYY WHATS GOING ON GUYS ITS YOTESLAYA BACK AT YOU WITH ANOTHER BORDERLANDS 2 VIDEO
>>339279784
>pink hair
>cinnamon whiskey
Is he actually gay?
>>339282731
>>339273049
>these guys watch Asmongold
so what the fuck gameplay do you want then?
just mostly raw and no commentary like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMT_mZ21O_Y?
>>339281312
Wetback
>Acidentally click on shitty video
>20 different videos show in my rec bar
>Trolling in Minecraft XD
>Five nights at Sonics!
>>339273049
This. Every fucking time I want to check if a game is interestin or not, I have to go through 10 ore more videos before I find one that doesn't have some sperg gay lord voice over it.
Fuck this generations of faggotrons.
>1 minute intro
>>339282731
>ITS YA BOIIIIIIIIIIIII 90'S_KID_EPICWIN
>Date of Birth: >1990
Every time
>>339276193
Sauce on gif niggero
>>339282078
this is the less annoying one i searched.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YLUw2Xp_n4
>>339282126
>>339283265
I'm not though, i don't remember why that was even there.
I'm Swedish which is arguably even more embarrassing.
>>339281312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1MACSFxQRU
>>339273049
Who even started this shit?
>always reply to these to search using "longplay" or just fucking subscribe to World of Longplays
>nobody ever responds and still keeps bitching
If you don't seriously reply to this post your mom will suffer a heart attack tonight
>>339283931
Are mexicans also invading your country now?
>used to be impossible to find gameplay videos without linkin park over it
>now impossible to find gameplay videos without some faggot being a "personality" over it
who knew it could get worse
>>339283872
Fucking hell. Mannequins are the worst.
Absolutely terrifying
>>339283740
Every fucking time. Why do they fetishize the fucking 90's so much.
>>339273049
check stream VODs, mute video, find just gameplay
it's not that hard you little shit.
>>339281312
>all those "clickbait for kids" thumbnails
My god
>>339273049
>>339274432
>>339274531
>>339281515
>>339281936
>>339283402
>>339284240
>"WAAH, ALL THESE FUCKING LETS PLAYERS KEEP TALKING OVER THEIR LETS PLAYS AND WHAT IS NO COMMENTARY?"
>Search "Fallout 4 No commentary"
>Pic related
How retarded can you guys actually get? I've seen stupidity, but this is taking it to a whole new level I didn't even think possible.
>look up video of a boss battle
>video maker has replaced the sound and music of the original game with music of their own
>Search game X gameplay on /v/
>>339286026Oh wow I forgot to actually put in the picture. I suppose I'll take a seat on the retard train with you lovely fellows.
>>339273049
That is why I just upload longplays and multiplayer with no mic, I just like having games playing for background noise sometimes, so why not produce content I would want.
>>339274986
not to change the subject but MST3K is actually funny
>search for tutorial
>bandicam text
>140p
>they type in notepad, and constantly go back to correct their typos
>>339273049
I make commentary-free gameplay videos to cater to people like yourself.
>>339281312
god these piss me off so bad
just look at their stupid fucking faces jesus christ
like what the fuck man who even looks at those and thinks they're ok
>>339282918
>look up gameplay
>WHO'S GONNA ROCK THE PLACE-YEAH WHO'S GONNA ROCK THE PLACE
Fuck that cobermanisomethingsomething guy
>Make gameplay and playthroughs/longplays with no loading screens or deaths on high settings with almost lossless video
>3 views avg per video
:/
>long 2 minute intro with bodies on the floor playing and 144p scenes of Naruto fights
>"Hey guys, it's me retard45083084"
>"so guys how about we try to get to 20 likes? If so I'll give you another video
>"pls remember to like and subscribe. Also (stupid catchphrase goes here)
Youtube is true cancer with no cure.
>>339282126
>>339283265
that's Portuguese
>american education
>>339286961
> or deaths
Thanks for taking any sort of tension or excitement out of the playthrough
>>339286176
>Fatlus
>>339283747
http://jav68 .me /watch/hnd-181-we-are-not-out-to-addicted-to-wall-uehara-ai-152802
>>339273049
Never.
Then again, your fault for subjegating yourself to shitty videos
>>339273049
Nice quite videos still exist, but they're a lot rarer. See omegaevolution, whatever JRPG you look for, he's got some videos for it for sure.
>>339273049
>Search gameplay video on youtube
>It's a 15 second intro of random game footages mashed together with music
>Uploader has a retarded logo
>567 subscribers
>>339273049
>Hating on cocksucker faggot
look at this pleb
>>339284135
My condolences to the rest of your mothers, friends
>search for LP
>half the results are in german
Why does this happen to me? I don't live in Germany, I don't speak German. YT language and location settings says English so why the fuck do I have to wade through a billion teenage hitlers to find a video I can understand?
>>339289347
There's a couple of games I want to watch because I don't understand how they work and too retarded/lazy to read through the 100+ page manuals, but the only LPs are in German
>>339279784
Markiplier gets funny sometimes. Specially when he's not overreacting to shit.
Right now Pewdiepie is probably the funniest from the fuckboi crew. He stopped giving a fuck.
>>339287106
>not knowing Brazilians speak Portuguese
Congratulations. You're stupid.
>>339289347
You probably have your youtube feed set to german.
>>339289347
>search for LP
why the fuck would you actively WANT to watch a Let's Play?
How fucking old are you?
>>339273049
i miss the old youtube. now it's all sponsored let's play vids
>>339289347
>>search for LP
Kill yourself
>TOPOFTHEMORNINGTOYOULADDIESMYNAMEISJACKSEPTICEYE
end me please.
>>339284296
Because the vast majority of LP'ers were born in the late 80's early 90's.
Anybody watch Zemalf? He talks, but he's got a quiet voice and never advertises himself
>>339286961
the people of this thread are a loud but minuscule minority
>>339273049
Play it on mute and put some music on. Problem solved.
Eyyy everybody!
>>339273049
Type in no cometary next time you retarded faggot.
>>339284104
Cloud8745
>>339283872
fuck that is creepy
>>339273049
IT'S YO BOI
WIGGER #4453435
I BEEN SICK N SHIET BUT LIKE IM BETTER SO FUCKING SUBSCRIBE YO
CHECK OUT DESE MAD SKILLZ
Basically negro culture happened and infected the human race
>>339286961
you deserve it you sick fuck
>>339273049
>2007
>search game X gameplay on youtube
>LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>unregistered hypercam 2
>desktop with notepad open, typing at 3wpm as they delete the entire word if they make a typo
I'm glad THAT cancer ended.
