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Why is she so adorable?


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Why is she so adorable?
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>>339266167
waifus are cancer, you are cancer, stop being cancer or at least die in silence.
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>>339266369
'waifus are cancer' posters are cancer. Get leukaemia'd, you tumor.
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She's not. She literally never appears dressed like that, EVER. You faggots are just as bad as those SUfags and their delusional fan theories
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>Make fanart where character looks completely different than ingame version
>"W-Wow why so p-perfect?"
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>>339266167
Kill on sight. Eskimos deserve only death and expulsion.
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>>339266167
Why is she so lewd?
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>>339268724

I'd ask why you hate Eskimos so much, but I don't really want to get too deep Inuit.
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>>339266167

>moisture

The master of THICC
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>>339269238
Nah they're chill I just hate fat chubby nerd eskimos
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>>339266569
''waifus are cancer' posters are cancer' posters are cancer, you neoplasm.
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>No better feeling in the game than killing a Mei.

Watching them turn into invulnerable when they see riptire coming and just circling the stupid thing until it's down is fucking hilarious.
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>>339269829

Don't no sell my pun you fucking faggot
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>>339269947
Fuck you and your puns
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She isn't *that* thick in the game, it's clearly just the thick clothes because her apparel is for antarctica.
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>>339269238
>deep inuit
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>>339269149
That is the single ugliest woman I've seen.
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>>339268724
She's Chinese
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P E R F E C T I O N
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>>339268692

BUT MUH CONCEPT ART
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>>339270641
post naked one
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>>339269149
... man, Sarah Palin has let herself go.
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>>339270828
THAT'S MY GIRL!
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>>339270641

THIS is how she is supposed to look.

Not that fucking fat shit I've seen floating around.
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>>339270950
You mean like this?
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>>339269149

L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-lewd!
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http://m.imgur.com/a/91jRe

All Mei all day!
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>>339271124
Thanks, bro.
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>>339270828
>hairy bush

DISGUSTING
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>>339272407
I prefer my women to not have baby vaginas, to each their own right?
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>>339266167
I want Mei to siit on my face
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>>339272407

>Not diving into a wet hairy muff and licking it clean, with it tickling your face while she crushes your head between her thighs

I want underage to leave
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>>339271124
Got anymore albums with other overwatch girls?
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>>339270828
Beautiful.

>dat bush
Am Diamonds, mate.
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>>339273261

I had one with Mercy but can't find it at the moment. Thoses are the only ones that do anything to my dick though so no idea if there ones for the others.
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>>339270828
Make a wallpaper of this.
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>>339270828
>blueboard
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>>339270828
>>339270641
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>>339266167
It's the pale skin
>>339268692
Pale skin
>>339269345
Pale skin
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>>339269149
I would fuck her in the vagina if you know what I mean
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>>339273579

It pales in comparison to MUH DICK!
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>>339266167
Because she's fat and you have low standards from being a kissless 20+ year old virgin who has no real world experience and at this point in your life you'd fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat.
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Mei is obese! OBESE!
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>>339271124
thanks, mate
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>>339273894
Wow, you have some issues anon.
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>>339274474
I'm not the mentally damaged chubby chaser, anon.
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>>339271023
she would look better this way. Still wouldnt play the game eve though
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>>339271124
>that belly fondling pic
>that pregnant pic

Oh fuck me I'm gonna have to wank now
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>>339274623
Wow anon, you like huge flabby fat girls? Me too
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>>339273894
Nice reflecting, bruh. Really loving those mad profiling skills you got going there 'n' all.
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>>339274590
>not wanting to fuck chubby chicks
What a fag.
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>>339274705

All I do at work is go into overwatch threads and feel the need to fap every single day. It's torturous. I just want to talk about the game but these lewd posters won't let me.
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>>339274871
Just embrace it anon. Just fap to your heart's content.
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>>339273894
explain this then, u cuck
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>>339275369

I fapped in the bathroom once and felt terrible.

Then I remembered that I just got paid to fap so it was alright.

But still, I can't just stay in the bathroom all day.
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>>339275630
Might as well get your release after getting hot and bothered.
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>>339275951

Maybe, see how this thread plays out
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>>339273614
goddammit
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I'd rather take Winston's cock than even touch Mei's disgusting, fat, sweaty body. God, she is the most disgusting thing in existence.
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>>339266167
Because they drew her that way
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>>339266167
It is called obese not adorable you illiterate fag
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>>339275495
pregnant, made by literal children
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>>339266369
Mei is cancer
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>>339277138
Objectively wrong
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>>339276775
Nice bathing suit.
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>>339276657
>>339276775
Not hourglass enough
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>>339278204
Man I like (left) concept art mei 10x more. Better figure, no stupid fucking glasses/hair pin and really emphasizes her armor/much better gun, and tiny head in a big fluff hood.

I would pay 20 dollars for a remodel like that.
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>>339266167
i want to punch her face
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Mei's character design is the only reason I give a fraction of a fuck about this game.
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>>339266167
Best girl right there.
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>>339278815

Blizzard carefully designed and crafted each woman in the game to cater to someone. There is something there for almost anyone, and for a lot that's all it takes to get them to want to try the game.

They are fucking geniuses and I hate them for it.
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>>339276775
dem feet
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>>339276775
Jesus fucking Christ.

I'm begging you for a source, please.
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>>339271124

Thank you very much, anon.
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>>339266167
>she
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>>339280406

I didn't know how bad I wanted Velma in Mei cosplay until now.
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>>339280673

>tfw GF has done Velma cosplay before

FFFFUUUUU I can't believe I hadn't thought to tell her to cosplay as Mei yet. She's perfect for it
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>Make hourglass slut
>Put on thick clothing to cater to muh culture
>OMG SHE'S FAT LETS DRAW HER FAT A REAL MILF
She's the only one with actual sizes out of all these bimbos and that apparently means overweight.

Fucking 2016.
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>>339280813
xDD
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>>339266167

Her idle animations in selection, I'm not even a huge fan of her design.
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>>339280406
I laughed way too hard at that filename.
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SHE'S FAT
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She has a gr8 butt.
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>>339273579

Not true. Moisture does brown THICC as well as white and pale.
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>>339280406
10/10 sides are gone
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Underage &/or virgin confirmed any time a waifu thread pops up. Their lives are so pathetic they are talking about which fictional characters they jerk off to the most with other virgins.

Sad really
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>>339269149

Whoever jerks off to this has to be British.
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>>339283017

>thinks /v/ hasn't always been about waifus and full of degenerates

How nu RU?
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>>339283431

Does Australian count?
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>>339281348
>Implying I would have her any other way
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>>339268445
She appears dressed like that in the concept art
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>>339273894
>fat
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>>339266167
Shes cute but I cant fuckin stand fighting her. Braindead character.
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>>339271124
god bless you anon
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>>339266167
-thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
-chink
-muh glasses
-innocent
-actually decent character unlike other waifus named D.Va
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>>339276775
>removing thicc
>adding tall
Cancer
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>>339286261
>having autism
Cancer
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>>339278331
We did get a remodel
It's called Zarya
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>>339269889
'''Waifus are cancer' posters are cancer' poster are cancer, you neoplasm.' are cancer, kill yourself.
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God tier
>D.Va
>Mercy
Good tier
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Meh tier
>Mei
>Pharah
>Symetra
Shit tier
>Tracer
>Widowmaker
>Zarya
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>he literally does it without expecting any kind of monetary remuneration whatsoever
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>>339286426
>Phara not in god tier
>Mei not in good tier
>Tracer and Widowmaker in shit tier with Manrya
>Symetra not in bad tier
I'm sorry my man, but you lose.
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>>339286426
>GOD TIER
almost of them
>POO IN LOO TIER
symmetra, fuck her for sullying an otherwise 10/10 cast
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>>339286820
>>339287154
>hating the best girl
So this is what shit taste looks like
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>>339281348
No
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>>339286426
waifu tier list, or in-game tier list? Either way, you're way off
>game tier list
God tier:
>Pharah
Decent tier:
>Mei, Tracer, Widowmaker, Mercy
Meh tier:
>Symmetra, D.Va
Shit tier
>Zarya

>Waifu tier list
God tier:
>Symmetra, Mei, Pharah
Decent tier:
>Mercy, Tracer
Meh tier:
>D.Va, Widowmaker
Shit tier:
>Zarya
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>>339287262
Nigga stop. Symmetra has cool gameplay but that face is fucking awful.
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Thick, bangs, and tits.
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>>339287763
Right on, bruv.
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>>339288518
>whale
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Shes a fucking cunt and so are you
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>>339288518

That is the cutest butterface that I actually want to fuck her in a weird way.
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>>339287334
>street shitting autist
>god tier
>mei
>god tier
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>>339287334
>zarya in shit tier
confirmed shitter

she's the second best tank in the game
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>>339266167
She's not, you just like fatties.
>>339275495
What a woman looks like after she has had many kids and that's the toll on her body.
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>>339266167
MEI IS A PIG! PIG! PIIIIIIIG!
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>>339268445
Concept art.
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I wish people would stop drawing her fat.
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>>339266167
because after decades of lusting after twigs with fake tits north america finaly has a chance for change.

shame she's so dull outside of the fat thing.
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I'm so glad I have Mercy as a waifu! Guys don't bug her and she loves me so much and stays faithful to me. I'm going to be with Mercy forever! I love her!
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Would you fugg the Queen of Heroes?
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>>339289682
Because no woman ever can be fat and successful?
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>>339290118
>Because no woman ever can be fat and successful?

Not if their job is running around and shooting at shit for hours on end.
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>>339290118
Oprah. And she's black on top of being fat and successful.
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>>339290118
The fuck are you talking about?
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>>339285117
I had this happen once and was wondering wtf happened. That ain't right.
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>>339276775
uncensored go
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>>339276775
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>>339269149
>>339288518

gibs me dat!
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Reminder that she posted nudes like a fucking retard.

Google "momokun nudes"

too thick. unf.
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>>339291183
Why would i want nudes of a fatass
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Reminder that she's skinny in-game and just has a thick coat. You thicc faggots need to stop forcing you disgusting fetish.
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>>339291283
Maybe if you're a subhuman nigger?
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>>339291283
shes just pretty thick desu senpai

I would fuck the shit out of her and wrestle her meat into submission.
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>>339291183
daaaaaaaaaaaaaam son.
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>>339291338
If i was a subhuman nigger, i'd love it instead of being repulsed by it
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>>339281348
FAT ASSES
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>>339291434
Your reading comprehension is pretty shit friend, pick up a fucking book every now and then.
Your taste is also pretty bad tbqh
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>>339266167
>mei on arcade mode with 3 second cooldowns
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That's not real thick
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>>339291754
What does reading comprehension and books gotta do with it being fucken late
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When will Blizz start doing 3d porn instead of games...
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>all these Mei fatposters
>no love for glorious chocolate skinned Egyptian goddess Pharah

Seriously consider suicide if Mei is your favorite girl.
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>>339292294
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>>339292294
>>339293496
>>339293746
Make Justice rain, superior waifu.
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>>339292294
She's alright but she's too brown.
Sorry friend, Mei is just better.
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>>339293928
How's it feel having a waifu that, 9 times out of 10, can't ever finish her ultimate?

>JUSTICE RAINS FROM AB-UGGGHH!
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>>339294143
Letting he get past "Rains"
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>>339294604
I was being generous, but you get the point mah nigga. More often than not,

>Justice R- *hook clank & yank*
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>>339294604
You do have allow SOME time though or they don't lose all their ult charge. If you get interrupted immediately you only lose a few %s up to 40% or so
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>>339266167
Excuse me but this is in direct conflict with copyright so we ask of you to delete this thread or risk threat of a lawsuit.
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>>339294143
>ulting anywhere but the sky

Full fucking retard.
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>>339295969
What is the cutest Overwatch couple, and why is it Pharah x Mercy?
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>>339296369
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>>339294870
>not just letting them keep their charge to become a stationary target faster.
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>>339296369

I wish I had more pics of these two.
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>>339291970
Any girl with a body like this, no matter how ugly their face, is the most attractive girl in the world.
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>>339297051
UUUU
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>>339281348
is that a bad thing
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Mercy is CUTE!
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>>339297821
Mercy is a cum dumpster
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>>339297821
You're right.
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So who has the bigger dick: Mercy of Pharah?
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>>339296787
>>339296512
>>339296369
>>339295969
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>>339298059
Pharah. Mercy is just a heal slut.
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>That mei video where she's nude, bent over, and getting pounded is lost to the internet.
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>>339268445

Concept art.
Also some of her sprays, which implies she's canonically dressed like that under all her heavy winter clothing.
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>>339298059
Pure girls don't have dicks.
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>>339298331

>tumblr
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>>339298331
>He says while posting tumblr
Oh the irony
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>>339298253
I didn't know this existed. But now I must have it.
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>>339298428
>>339298527
>m-muh Tumblr

Fuck off faggots, no one gives a shit.
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>>339298284
Even one of her sprays reflects this.
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>>339298253
>implying Blizzard can stop the fucking porn

Fucking wuss, lurk more

>tfw have it saved
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>>339288732
The thing with butterfaces is that you want to see the extremes of her ugliness while fucking an awesome body.
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>>339298695
I'll suck your dick for a link or hint.
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>>339298331

And then the Muslim woman Pharah was buried up to her neck and stoned to death for homosexual fornication, which is haram as fuck.
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>>339298618
Judging by your butthurt, you do
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Cute fatties are cute
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>>339270507
That's even worse
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>>339298650
>Even one of her sprays reflects this.

Which is literally why I said "Also some of her sprays".

Beat The Heat also portrays her in her tank top, eating an ice pop.
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>>339298795
you're damn right
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>>339298794
I mean about Tumblr you dumb cunt.
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>>339298253
This one?
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>>339299069
Exactly the one
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>/v/ is full of fat enablers now
what went wrong? Is it just Americlaps?
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>>339298650
>casual
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>>339298782
If it's the one I think he's referring to, it should be this

>>>/gif/8644633
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>>339299226
Yes exactly it, thank you so much
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>>339299069
>>339299226
Jesus christ, someone give her liposuction
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>>339299226
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5290531
This shit is everywhere if you know where to look.
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>>339299363
Obligatory Low Test post
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>>339273903
I really hope this was made as parody
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>>339299497
Don't you have cotton to pick?
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>>339299570
fuck off, Ireland
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>>339266167
Because you're a sad person with no life.
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>>339271124
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Fat is only ok when asians do it.
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>>339299768
The rarest of all birds

The plump asian hooker
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>>339299069
Post the full one please. Or at least link me.
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>>339299768

I want to do a fat Asian

but only if she's as fat as Mei, nothing more than that
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>>339299768
Typically but not necessarily
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>>339300015
already linked in the thread you fucking sperg
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>>339300015
it's already been posted you stupid nigger
>>
>>339296369
What about Zarya x Mei?
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>>339299768
Well all that Asians eat is fish, hard to get REALLY fat off that.
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>>339279032
but there is no milf
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>>339300412
Mercy is the team milf.
>>
> dick isn't big enough to please chubby girls
end me
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>>339299497
>Being an Americuck
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>>339290301

>Be fighting in ultra war that requires world class athletic skill to compete.
>Be fat

Pick one you faggot.
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>>339299497
THICK is literally the worst meme fetish of the decade
>>
>>339284929
>weebshit
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>>339300507

>that feel when only 6 and a half inches
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>>339301157

>>339290118

Meant for this post.
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>>339301203
> tfw your dick is only the size of a pringles can but everyone says you need to be at least a propane tank if you want to light up a chubby grill
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>>339300507

>Dick is 9 inches, cut, and white.
>Exercise often and fit
>Still a virgin and no females interested in me whatsoever

I may as well have been born with a micro penis.
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>>339301203
>that feel when only 13 and a quarter inches

BRUH, IT HURTS
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>>339273614
I catch your drift and I would like to sniff your asscleft
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>>339268724
>>339269238
unfortunately she's a full chink
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>>339291183
>Muslim

Anon pls.
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>>339271124
>Dat /oR9wPtO.jpg
I cant even fap to that it's so beautiful
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>>339301397
>cut
you poor soul
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>>339298789
She's Egyptian, not Muslim. She has an eye of Horus tattoo under her eye. Both the tattoo and symbol are haram and she would have been punished for that long ago.
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>>339301397

>Dick is barely 6 inches erect, uncut because I'm not a Jew
>Overweight but still reasonably fit
>Lost count of the amount of girls I've fucked

Present yourself as someone who is more confident. Feign it if you're a decent actor. And tell jokes. If you can make a girl laugh then you've already quadrupled your chances of getting laid.
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>>339301731
Then Zarya would be forced to kill her by Russia or have her family moved into a gulag.
>>
I'm a big fan of the frumpy dumper.
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>>339301203
Nice meme.

>hurr 6 and a half inches is so small ;^)
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>>339301731
Now I want to see Pharah being publically caned.
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>>339302089
Angry micro dick :^)
>>
Just bought the game
what am I in for lads?
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>>339302089
I know dude. Pretending to have a microdick on the internet for attention is so sad. Meanwhile guys like me with smaller 11" penises are completely ignored, even though we have no way to compete with the 14" national average.
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>>339302318

how do I find a thick arabic cosplayer gf
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>>339302718
Go to cons. Be funny and mildly attractive.
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>>339302890
>mildly attractive
damn it
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>>339302579
>14" is the national average
Keep telling yourself that, pindick. If you aren't at least as big as a baseball bat you're not satisfying anybody.
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>>339303019
>he doesn't have a dick the size of a small car
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>>339303145
> having a smart car dick
> not having a dick the size of a PT cruiser
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>>339266167
Fat
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>>339303017
You need an attitude adjustment first. You can do it!
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>>339303223
>he doesn't run actual trains on sluts
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>>339303284
she makes my dick fat
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>>339302318
Kek. Statistically speaking my dick is probably bigger than a fair amount of the people here.
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>>339303556
Anon your dick is larger than the average male human height of 5'4"?
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>>339303223
>not having a cock and balls the size of a building
>not constantly secreting semen like some kind of pulsating insect king to be collected by numerous sterile drones and delivered to horny sluts for breeding purposes
ISHYGDDT
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>>339303556
Is your dick larger than cruise ship? If not then you might as well be a girl.
>>
>>339303556
Prove it! ;)
>>
>>339303735
>>339303715
> his dick doesn't wrap around the earth like a dyson sphere and harness the sun's energy for further growth
>>
>>339303795
I could post my penis but it would prove nothing. People on here will continue saying they have 8-9 inch dicks and lie when most have under 6.
>>
>>339303935
>he doesn't fuck black holes for fun
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>>339304107
> his penis is small enough to fit inside a black hole

looks like you failed the test lad
>>
>>339303651
Is that really the average human being's height? I'm...globally average?
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>>339304107
>not creating a literal big bang every time you cum
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>>339304173
Fuck. Looks like the only thing I can do is cut it off then and feed the needy sluts of this galaxy. ;_;
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>>339273475
It's high noon.jpg
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>>339298650
That looks like a bikini top to me.
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>>339301397
If you're cut then you're not white.

I'm sorry for your loss.
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>>339304849
It's this: >>339289370
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>>339305136
I know. But it looks like a bikini top because it cuts off.
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>>339302429
A generic shooter.

TF2 is free, btw
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>>339294994

>speaking
>no sound on /v/

sauce?
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>>339266167

She's a humanized Pandaren.
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>>339266167
Isn't that Wii Fit Trainer?
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Isn't that Wii Fit Trainer?
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>>339299553
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