ITT: the worst game ever
>bioware in charge of 3d model animation
>Game made by Ubisoft
>Miyamoto in charge of design
>nintendo of america in charge of localization
QA by Bethesda
>Bethesda in charge of writing
Deep Silver in charge of Advertising
>Marc Walters is an adviser to the script writing team
Localization by NoA
>rockstar specifically handles the running animations
>thats how we did it back in PS2 days and WE LIKED IT
>>339172982
I want some pizza now
Notch in charge of development
>>339172982
>riot handles balancing
Certain Affinity in charge of multiplayer
>phil fish in charge of twitter PR
>inafune in charge of funding
>phil fish in charge of PR
>bethesda in charge of patches
>from software in charge of patch notes
>rocksteady in charge of pc port
>valve in charge of release date
>>339173354
Job share with Pete "lol fuck off u nerd" Hines
>Gearbox in charge of not stealing money to fund the game
Anita and that crazy trap from twitter in charge of analizing the development to make sure nothing offensive is made
>gearbox in charge of marketing
>game published by activision
>>339173512
>Anita is the main character model
Activision in charge of the budget
EU wargaming in charge of customer support
>/v/ in charge of platform
>tumblr in charge of character design
>>339173237
It's Saturday, you missed it.
>xbox one exclusive
>>339173685
That'd be fine unless the game didn't involve killing people.
>voice acting by David Hayter
Paradox in charge of post-release content.
>tripwire in charge of early access
>>339173685
U wot
>>339173458
>Valve in charge of release date
It can't be the worst game ever if it NEVER FUCKING COMES OUT.
What would the plot be?
Schaefer in charge of budget
>Capcom alongside with Arcsys in charge of DLC contents
Blizzard in charge of making a fair ingame shop
>>339173957
>you can play the game by itself
>the true ending comes in the DLC
>you need Uplay for the DLC
>Atlus Europe in charge of publishing
>Anthony Burch in charge of the plot
>Bethesda in charge of beta testing and bug fixing
>Creedence Clearwater Revival in charge of the OST
>Anime by QueenBee
>Seismic as head developer
>Funding for the game provided by Tencent
/thread
>Squad in charge of scheduling and deadlines
Avalable on Ouya and Wii U
>THQ In charge of money management
>Denuvo in charge of antipiracy measures.
>Creative assembly in charge of bug testing
>Bethesda in charge of the leveling system
>Capcom in charge of writing and cutscenes
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>>339173862
Just imagine the possibilities.
U-play exclusive texture and lighting fixes for individual models for 100 u-play coins or 1 dollar.
>Gearbox in charge of cultural references
>Telltale in charge of player choice
>Sony in charge of framerate
>Microsoft in charge of resolution
>Nintendo in charge of localization
>Ouya in charge of marketing
>Obsidian in charge of QA
>Capcom in charge of online
>Valve in charge of customer service
>EA in charge of DLC
>Ubisoft in charge of DRM
>Activision in charge of publishing
>Tim Schafer in charge of the budget
>Kojima in charge of deadlines
>Blizzard in charge of character designs
>Dennaton Games in charge of enemy placement
>Nomura in charge of plot
>Sakamoto in charge of main character
>From in charge of sewer/poison areas
>Itsuno in charge of water levels
>Kamiya in charge of vehicle sections
>Inafune in charge of tie-in merchandise, spin-offs, and anime
>Firaxis in charge of initial release
>TobyFox in charge of fanbase
>/v/ in charge of hatebase
>>339173270
well minecraft 1.0 was unifnished, I agree, but after they introduced all the stuff thats supposed to make up for 1.0, it was finished and playable game.
Ubisoft devs are the bad ones, anon.
>>339174909
>/v/ in charge of hatebase
But that's too realistic, anon.
>>339174909
Hello Satan
>Bethesda in charge of animations
>>339174909
>Nintendo in charge of localization
What about NISA
>those kids who basically turned Overstrike into Fuse as the focus testers
>Double Fine in charge of budget allocation
>>339174909
>>Blizzard in charge of character designs
Oh come on, Overwatch from what I've seen has great character design for the most part.
This post otherwise just about does it though.
>/v/ in charge of playing the game
>>339173102
>Miyamoto in charge of design
Which essentially means "There will be no bad design decisions, and all mechanics will be polished, and as little cut-scenes as possible". It doesn't mean anything else.
>>339174909
Volvo customer service is okay.
Nintendo of Europa is good at localization. NoA is shit.
>Kamiya in charge of vehicle sections
Plz no. They always last too long, and always overstay their welcome
>>339176567
>Nintendo of Europa is good at localization.
I wish they would localize games more (complete with voices).
I know some americans hate the british accent, but I think it gaved Xenoblade some charm.
>valve in charge of playtesters
>>339177438
Xenoblade was so incredibly British I almos couldn't handle it
It was charming though, but it was clear NoA gave exactly zero fucks about it. "Learnt" and all
>lionhead in charge of pr
Made by City Interactive
Done
>Konami in charge of licensing
>Nintendo in charge of localization
