Who is the most pathetic video game protagonist ever made?
>>339171460
The loser you play in Last of Us
Kamui from FE14
>>339171565
Came here to post this.
>>339171460
>>339171460
Joel in TLOU
>>339171460
samus
>>339171539
>>339171712
What's wrong with Joel? He's a badass. Is it because of muh daughter?
>>339171565
This
>>339171838
>badass
>whiner that threw away man kinds chance after agreeing to hand her over because of his delusions than lied to his 'daughter'
>>339171460
>>339171696
Nigga did you even finish the game?
>Takes down a gorilla
>Saves the native princess
>Saves and makes peace with the native village
>Massacres pirates with a sword
>Gets a harem when he goes back home
>>339171959
He at least got laid though
>>339171739
>people have actually bought this piece of shit
Why?
>no Ashley From RE4 post
Travis Touchdown, at least in NMH1 not so much the sequel.
>NEET weeb who lives alone with his cat
>Can't get over his step sister despite her ruining his family life
>Accepts becoming an assassin just because a hot woman told him to do it
>Didn't even get to fuck her and she stole all of his money
Only bright side is he was number 1 and had a light sabre.
>>339172291
Is that the closest that a game protagonist reaching /r9k/ pathetic?
>>339171952
>thinks the Firefags would have actually soved anything
wew
lad
>>339171460
EDGE MAVERICK
>>339171460
The one where people make them based on themselves.
>>339171460
Easy answer for me.
He's an absolute fucking faggot, I dropped the game after 8 hours because I couldn't stand this shit anymore. It's a shame too because Tear is a fucking cutie, I wish I could have forced myself to play it just for her.
>>339171565
How bad is she?
>In his 30s and sounds like he's 13
>lives with his mom
>spends most of his time bothering people about his ex
>complete and utter pussy
Y'all niggas don't know Mike Dawson
>>339172045
Reminder it was just a wet dream
>>339171460
OP.
The guy from Haze
Just by the fact that he fucked up the relationship with his hot mechanic gf
>>339173430
Did anyone else here fap to some of the art for Raiden before finding out he's a guy?
>>339173545
How hot is she?
I'd like to nominate Nowe from drakengard 2
>>339173578
>>339173330
>Didn't even beat the game
It was obvious as fuck that he was going to get character development
Alex from YIIK: a post-modern RPG
Fucking Bernie cucks I swear
>>339173397
He's still a successful advertising executive and writer
>>339173401
ayyy
I think I just got like 2 or 3 jokes from your joke dude, smooth as silt
>>339173723
DamnHe dodged a bullet
>>339172184
BUT PPEWDWIDEPE PLAID IT AND IM AN AUTISTIC FUCKING 5 YEAROLD AND WHEN I GROW UP IM GONNA BE THE NEXT PEWDIAPAIE
>>339173397
>Gets killed by his own imaginary friend
>>339173397
>I HOPE THE BOOGEYMAN GETS YOU!
>immediately apologizes afterwards and starts to sound like he's about to fucking cry
Also I'm surprised to see mike appear here, damn
>>339172284
She is not the protagonist.
>>339173330
Luke went through the fucking ringer, he got proverbially shot in the dick at every turn
He earned the right to be patheticwhich is also pathetic in itself, I know
I guess protagonists just really aren't all that pathetic
/thread
>>339176825
But he's much better than the anime white haired faggot nobody gives a shit about anymore.
>>339171460
Luigi.Because he was designed to be pathetic, dumb and funny, eclipsed by his brother.
>>339177389
Ytho?
>>339178839
He's player 2
>>339173397
this is the doug funnie of videogames desu
This chia pet motherfucker.
>>339180528
But why?
