Who does Skyrim belong to?
The Forerunners.
Pretender kings pls go
Jeb Bush
>>339151575
The Dragons
>>339151630
I mean the Forsworn...
i-it's not like I even like baka games like Skyrim anyway!!!
>>339151630
>>339151659
>>339151728
>>339151783
Never should have come here!
It should be portioned between the Empire and High Rock. Nords clearly aren't grown up enough to have their own High King, it should be ruled directly by the Emperor and High King of High Rock. Nordic women exist solely to serve the BBC (Big Breton Cock)
>>339151575
The Normies.
>>339151575
The mods
I YIELD I YIELD
>>339151575
Jews
To the Töpörödött törpördögökhöz
>>339151575
The fucking Empire, that's who. No swear allegiance, faggit
>>339151575
To Bethesda last I checked. Also to their fanbase target which is normies.
>>339151575
Porn modsIs it time to reinstall?
>>339152323
go back to /r9k/ and fap to some weeb porn fedoraman
>>339152569
Never fapped to any game / anime/fantasy related thing. Im not a cuck faggot kek. But thanks for advice.
>only 1280MB of VRAM
>can't possibly enjoy the mod aspect of this game visually
fucking kill me
>>339151575
The Thalmor
it belongs to god
CoD nerds first rpg
>>339152784
>be me
>have nvidia 9800GT
>4GB ram
>Athlon 2 4x2.6 ghz
>see someone has only 1280MB of vRam and complains about this
Top kek
Only one person comes to mind
>>339152980
" >be me "
Ugh.
I'm going to do a bandit playthrough of Skyrim. Those guys are cool, like Land Pirates
>>339151575
The Empire
>>339151575
THR NORDS!!!
>>339151575
Skyrim is a multicultural society stormcloak bigots please leave and let the redguards rape your women
>>339151575
ET BELONGS TO DA ORKS!
WAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
>>339154671
>redguards
>more like letting all the khajiit rape the women with their barbed dicks
>>339152278
Cyrodil and High Rock do not an empire make.
The Empire is dead anon.
>>339151575
The Jews, you fucking goy.
>>339151575
The Borbs
Belongs to the Empire but those Snow Monkeys want to chimp out because We Wuz Kangz and shiet because Ulfric swears his Great Great Great Great Grandfather was Ysgramor
>>339154975
Ulfric doesn't know what the fuck he's doing and Talos is a lie, the nords can eat shit.
>>339155229
Fuck off dagger ear!
>>339154853
Not even the sickest of degenerates would fuck a khajit
>>339154975
t-the Empire will rise again. T-the Empire will become great again. We used to matter ...
>>339151575
It belongs to the Empire you filthy NordJust like the rest of Nirn does
>>339155268
Fuck you, you uneducated nord piece of shit, your false God can eat shit too!
>>339155393
>tfw the lore will probably stagnate or get raped in Es6
>>339155229
I hope in the next game I can carve the name Talos into the forehead of every knife ear I find.
It will be a constant reminder of what happens when you attack your betters.
>>339155367
Make the empire great again
>>339151575
THE NERDS
Foresworn
>>339151575
Will there ever be an Elder Scrolls game with decent writing again?
>you share the board with the people who actually, genuinly, for fucking real picked stormcloak
>Nords want to secede from the empire
>when the Enemy is literally already in there country
>when the emperror is already planning a fucking counterattack
>Nords don't realise they will get steamrolled when they the empire out
>rest of tamriel falls because the nords are selfish racist cunts
Only a united Empire can stand against the Altmer cunts
>>339155609
Anybody who picked stormcloak basically proved they are not a cuck.
>>339155393
HOL UP
>>339155524
we will build a wall around Blackmarsh and the Argonians will pay for it!
>>339155853
WE DEM BOYZ
>>339155609
>you share the board with the people who actually, genuinly, for fucking real are furries
>>339155764
>implying Ulfric wasn't planning on starting a war with the thalmor
>implying the thalmor have a big enough army without the empire
>implying banning talos worship is not equal to what's going on in Sweden in real life
Face it, the empire are a bunch of cucks.
>>339155609
Obviously because Ulfric Dindu Nuffin Wrong. Torygg was oppressing the nords
>>339155307
Except the Queen of Morrowind.
>>339155520
Why defend a fucking mantled God? Of all Gods to choose, this is the shittiest, it's not only a false God, but a piece of shit too, a greedy, power hungry motherfucker.
Ulfric is an idiot too, even if he wins the war against the empire, he'd be crushed by the elves, only if they had an alliance, then they'd have a chance, but they can't even side with the empire.
>>339155520
>Not giving the elves a bit of Daedric Enrichment
>>339156036
>Ulfric starting a war
>after he just finished a grueling civil war
>Implying the Thalmor use empire troops
I'm giving you the Talos ban, that's supremely retarded, but not the rest
>>339155863
I like the way you think
>>339155609
I went to pick stormcloaks after I did the Empire side to see the difference.
Dropped within first hour.
>>339153147
So much this. You fucking morons may as well post "OK I AM ABOUT TO MAKE A POST ON THE INTERNET NOW" before everything you say. Of course you're fucking you. I am so mad holy fuck.
>>339155964
>using a reaction image makes you furry
>>339156681
Correct
>>339155796
>Side with Ulfric
>LOL we don't know what the fuck we're doing
>Let's battle against the only friends we have the EMPIRE OF COURSE
>Win war
>No more alliances left, no one gives a shit about Skyrim
>Morrowind don't give a shit
>Black marshes don't give a shit
>Not even the fucking cats give a shit
>Elves start another war, not a great war, just a fucking war
>Get crushed
Who thought this was a good idea? Jesus christ.
>>339156178
The AD has swallowed the Cyrodil poison pill.
They have to expend gold and manpower in that province to maintain influence.
Let em have it.
The Redguard have shown they are nearly as adept at killing elves as Nords and hate them with the same fervor.
No reason to not ally.
The Bretons are cut off from Cyrodil so if they have a pragmatic streak will join the alliance.
This would give a defense against "Muh Magic" Elvish supporters are fond of pointing out.
The AD plan seems to hinge on the mannish races being pants on head retarded.
And again
What Empire?
Wolves that hunt in packs.
>>339156889
Just like the Elves crushed Hammerfell
>>339156914
>If they have a pragmatic streak will join the alliance
>After a war against them
Yeah nah.
>>339157007
After a civil war it's doubtful that Skyrim could even stand a chance.
>>339151575
To the arrows in their knees
>>339155863
What? Why Argonians when only elven shit ruined Empire.
To dragons led by vampire lords.
>>339157318
Hammerfell was also damaged when having to fight the elves on their own
And the elves have to go around or through the whole fucking continent to get to Skyrim, after or while already failing in Hammerfell
>>339156889
>empire
>friends
No. A FRIEND wouldn't have unlocked your house for the burglar you just saved his ass from.
A FRIEND wouldn't have helped tie you down while the filthy elf criminal came in and raped your wifu lorkhan.
If the empire is a FRIEND, we don't need friends.
That said,objectively best ending is to side with the empire & complete theDark Brotherhood questline, setting up the dragonborn for taking the throne.
Though, I suppose it'd be possible to support the stormcloaks, then assassinate the emperor, then leave room post-game for the dragonborn to stop being Wulfric's lackey and start being his boss...
>>339157119
When did the Nords go to war with Daggerfall?
For all the AD plans to work the mannish races must be nice and just wait for their turn to be destroyed.
I know Bethesda has a rep for shitty writing but something this bad would be a stretch.
>>339157007
The Nords are neither the best fighters in Tamriel neither do they have a god that is "Move bitch, get out the way" manifested
>>339156956
I think you got lost little pawn. Where's your Arisen?
>>339157318
Yeah, they would totally lose with the dragonborn on their side, it's not like he ended the apocalypse, has killed hundreds of dragons, or even practically single handedly won the war against the empire.
They would be completely steamrolled by a bunch of pointy eared cunts who would die in the cold before they got anywhere with the war.
>>339157730
>the filthy elf criminal came in and raped your wifu lorkhan
Just like Talos, look, I hate elves as much as the next nord, but there's some good on the white gold concordat, they should have waitted a bit, let the elves let their guard down, reunite the empire, then overthrow them, not just rush to battle like mumbling idiots.
>>339158226
>Implying they wouldn't make a canon ending for the dragonborn like the previous game
No, there's no way to count on the dragonborn, he could go ANY WAY they want, he can side with the Daedra for all we fucking know, go for the Dark Brotherhood, or even ignore the fucking war, it's a side quest just like the others. Just like they did with Oblivion, they'll probably make it so you can't change the fate of skyrim.
>>339156118
> Torygg actually liked ulfric, and probally would have helped him if ulfric had just asked
> Torygg didn't even actively enforce Talos worship ban because he knew it was bullshit
And in return Ulfric just kills him, what a stupid muppet
>>339156178
Oh look another knife-ear preacher.
If you hate existence so much, why not just fucking off yourself and get it over with?
Stop evangelizing your stupid shit at the rest of us.
>>339151828
>Big Breton Cock
Bretons have the smallest dicks in Tamriel (right after Bosmer of course)
>>339158902
ain't nobody got nothing on dat dwemer robo-cock
NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE
Since Morrowind the host province for previous title is revealed to have been fucked over somehow in the time between games.
How does Skyrim get fucked?
Falmer invasion?
Start of a new ice age?
Something unforseen?
>>339158824
>Unironically believing in Talos
You pray to a man stabbing your true God, Talos was mantled, stop being so gullible.
Get these filthy cats outta here
>>339158565
Hey! Talos RESPECTED our waifu! He BECAME our waifu!
>just watch the knife-ears have their way with us, we'll totally get them back after we reunite everyone LOL
Even if the cuck-emperor could get his shit together and do that, you really think the elves would let that happen?
Do you think they're just sipping lattes and watching the moons go 'round in the summerset isles?
>>339159221
BY KILLING YSMIR? BULLSHIT!
>>339158565
If he fought for Ulfric I'd give him a fair chance of siding against the Aldmeri dominion, if we're talking about him being a wild card then the entire point of siding with the stormcloaks becomes moot.
>>339151575
>Playing Dunmer
>Go to Windhelm while exploring
>See my people being oppressed and abused just for being foreigners
>Can't do jack shit at all to improve their standing in the city and make the Grey Quarter not shit.
>Can't save that hooker from the murderer
This entire city is just a massive disappointment
>>339159179
Khajit all complain about being sterotyped as drug addicts/dealers and thieves.
Every last one of em are skilled thieves and are holding/selling drugs.
Why can't Khajit be used in crafting.Is a comfy pair of slippers too much to ask for?
The garbage heap
Look at these pity smoothskins fighting on a continent that was never theirs to begin with.
As with the grayskins all will be returned to its rightful owner.
>>339159542
Go away tree hugger, go pray to your daedra worshipping trees.
>>339159542
keep talking, ill just keep buying your women into slavery and forcing myself on them
>not letting things take their natural flow so empires can end and feudalism can take hold
>nords want to ban this
lol
makes u think
>>339159542
I've heard Hist burns really well.
Is that true?
>>339159676
The Empire already is a feudal system.
>>339159542
You're controlled by trees
I don't think you're in a position to say anything
>>339159626
>>339159613
Even your mangod couldn't do jackshit to us.
We will just wait for our time.
>>339159395
Nords "You guys have been through alot.Here have an island or you can crash here until you get back on your feet."
Dumner "We don't get to live in the palace?"
That is what dumner see as oppression.
If Ulfric was racist he would have locked the Hist Lickers and smurfs in and let nature sort things out.
>>339151575
Those who can take and hold it.
I love Skyrim with a passion, but seeing you guys argue over this like it was the presidential election of 2016 is to cringy to handle.
>>339159808
Our makers are beyond your pity believes!
Even the WorldEater could not destroy them!
Even the Deadric Lord of Destruction was overrun by us!
>>339159854
Don't push your luck, you fucking lizard, I may side with the empire, but I will burn every single tree in all of Nirn to kill you if I have to, hear my fucking words.
>>339160138
>i love skyrim with a passion
top tier cringe material right there
>>339160198
>Hist
>>339160230
Holy shit, you're right.
Just tried to point out how much I like it, failing miserabely. Does not make this thread any less cringe no matter what though..
>>339160141
BIG
Breton Master Race
Why do these threads always ignore that there's some asshole running around that controls all the dragons now?
>Everyone ignoring the shit tier race that is wood elves
>>339160138
>i love skyrim with a passion
>passion
>>339160202
You'll be dead before you touch the first leaf.
The mighty Argonia unconquerable.
>>339160442
Because the next game will too.
>joined the Companions
>got Werewolf powers
>after that joined the Empire
>raided Whiterun
>run right past the Companions sanctuary
>nobody comes out and exclaims about how I'm a traitor,not climatic fight with the leader of the Comapanions defending Whiterun
>game just ignores this fact that I betrayed everything I told them
Holy shit why are we arguing over this when we could be talking about how shit Skyrim is as a whole.
>>339151575
nords
>he thinks Ulfric is working against the Thalmor
http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Thalmor_Dossier:_Ulfric_Stormcloak
>>339160198
Alduin didn't even try to fight you, and the trees didn't do shit against Dagon, they called every single fucking lizard to fight it out for them, you're a tool for these tress.
>>339160451
Must be hard being the worst(elves) of the worst.
>>339160138
>I love Skyrim with a passion
These are the people you may be discussing video games with at any given moment.
You're never safe from shit taste
WHERE MUH BRETONS AT
>>339160568
>Implying the next game isn't going to be about Summerset Isle getting burned to the ground by the Dragonborn with you in the middle.
>>339159854
>j-just you wait!
>we'll rise up!
>y-you'll see!
>we'll take what's ours!
Back to your containment swamp.
>>339160698
spoiler]Wayrest.[/spoiler]
>>339160660
Just because I love Skyrim doesn't mean I don't see it's flaws baka.
Name one game that is as beautiful and chill as Skyrim. Fuck the stories, just the smoothness of the gameplay
>>339160715
Yes, I am implying that.
Altmer treat Woodies and cats like shit. Why don't they rise up and unite with Redguards and Nords to crush them? Or at least to take the empire back.
>>339160645
Ally didn't know what the fuck was going on. He's literally never been stopped from doing what he was created to do.
>Alduin wipes out the world so the high elves never finish breaking the towers
If you kill Alduin you let the high elves win no matter which side of the war you support.
>>339160659
Honestly who picks wood elves?
Played as Nord, Argonian and High Elf
What next? Kind of puzzled what race would be cool to play as.
>>339160805
>the smoothness of the gameplay
t. Bro Hochad
>>339160906
Breton. Illusion and Conjuration only.
>>339160761
As if the wheels aren't in motion already.
>>339160805
>just the smoothness of the gameplay
>>339160843
Stopping Alduin is what gives anybody a chance to win, not just the Thalmor.
>>339160138
>'loves game with a passion'
>hates discussing/memeing it
Oh teach me your sneaky ways, Big Fat Cat Tats.
>>339160998
The Argonians do not control that much of Morrowind. It was never a campaign to hold land.
>>339160451
But they're such good stealth archers..
>>339160836
Then you are a fool.
>mfw there never will be a mod where you can create a castle and feel like a Badass with a Army of your choosing
>da dragun bron will kill elfs skyrim for the nords!!!
Yes, just like the fucking Nerevarine and the cuck delivery boy saved their respective provinces from the eruption and the Aldmeri invasion, right? They're all fucking demigods, and they will all be written out of the fucking plot as soon as their game is over as usual.
>>339160642
Ulfric was a Manchurian Candidate that went off the wire.
>>339160993
Good idea, will do so
>>339160843
It's a very complicated situation, but I'd rather figt it out with the Thalmor and Alduin, then just stop existing.
>>339161145
Bethesda will never confirm a canon LDK.
>>339160998
Vvardenfell is still inhabited, anon.
>>339161176
>implying
>>339161275
So is the mainland, for that matter.
Wood Elf the worst race sorry
>>339160805
Yeah, smoothness, like using a butterknife to butter enemies until they fall over.
Smoooth
>>339161176
>implying
My castle is so fucking big, I literally get lost in it. It almost has 200 guards, not counting elite units, generals, and unique NPCs. Only things left to finish are the torture room, the prison, and the rape dungeon.
>>339160589
>>after that joined the Empire
>>raided Whiterun
What the fuck? You defend Whiterun from the Stormcocks,Anon. What mod did you use?
>>339161275
By shitty Rederon.
Mainland is mainly argonian territory.
>>339161469
No, it's not.
I can't stop
help me
>>339156486
dropped because you realized there was no difference?
>>339161524
Break your computer, then you'll have to stop. This is so simple.
>>339161524
Why stop when you can embrace the madness?
>>339161524
>Kitty McButrt
>Butrt
?????
>>339161286
>implying i want a few of my soldiers raiding another Castle and return with hostages then start a war with That castle
>>339151575
SKYRIM BELONGS TO MY NARDS
>All of this talk of wars and Gods
And I'm just like...
>>339161674
Fuck off.
>>339161791
Literally who is this
>>339161449
I was wrong I was thinking you get the quest from some Imperial Commander but you get it from a Stormcloak...its been forever since I touched Skyrim
>>339161791
Honestly orcs are the only non-shit mer race.
>>339161683
it's supposed to be Butt.
>>339161896
They're literally the shit-mer race.
>>339161849
orc
>>339160843
The only tower that you find out gets wrecked in Skyrim is Crystal Like Law.
Makes you think going back to Oblivion you hear that Daedra worship has increased on Summerset.
In Skyrim you find out the Daedra tore down CLL Tower leading to the rise of the Thalmor.
Coincidence?
You also find out the Thalmor general captured was rescued by a winged twilight from WG tower.
Have the Altmer forgotten the lessons of the dumner and daedra?
>>339159397
They're a subtle caricature of negroes. Very smart Todd, very smart.
I don't get why anyone cares about politics when we're well aware of the real big time magic bullshit going on in the universe. Even if the elves want to ultimately due super magic bullshit it's all meaningless in the grand scheme of things. It's like caring about a single baker NPC in a city or some shit.
>>339161930
Quite literal, but they're the best of mer, really.
>>339159146
>How does Skyrim get fucked?
well because the developers are hugecucksit gets fucked by them making it so the empire won the civil war in the canon and being subject to harsher sanctions by the thalmore while the empire salvages its resources to reinforce cyrodil.
Seriously, morrowind only got fucked because the dark elves had kept slaves in the old lore and they wanted to get fanfiction tier lore payback on them.
>>339161896
>>339161930
Both are true.
>>339162001
Nah. You're right about politics, but the Thalmor's brand of politics is on par with, say, Alduin's appetite.
>>339161930
Strong independent green alpha-mer.
>>339162032
Nope, you're wrong about what happened to Morrowind.
>>339159024
Nah, all the Dwemmer have is their sense of humour even when they've lost a lung, a spleen, a bladder, two legs, thirty-five feet of small intestine, and their ability to reproduce.
>>339162032
Forgetting the whole island exploding anon?
>>339162179
>A race of literal losers that turned into literal feces
>Alpha
>>339162287
Just another example of Mer on Mer crime.
Around elves watch yourselves.
>>339162213
how is it wrong?
>dunmer kept argonians as slaves. they so mean!
>lol their mountain exploded
>argonians invade! now we are the mastas!
>>339162283
no what i said accounted for the island exploding.How dense are you?
>>339162440
1) The destruction of Morrowind was planned as far back as the development of Morrowind (the game) by the original developers
2) It's the best thing that could have happened to the Dunmer
>>339160998
>he thinks the empire exists as an independent entity by the time of skyrim
>>339162287
>some weak nord who returned one day to he his wife being fucked by the BGC
>>339162456
>Alternate start mod
Mah iq
>>339162558
It does.
>>339161943
The civil war of skyrim is what deactivates it's tower aka the Throat of the World. So the thalmor want the war to continue ad infitum. By winning the civil war you stop that for a while but the thalmor will find another war to start again eventually.
>>339162558
>is an empire
>independent provinces
ye.... kay mate
>>339162287
>Orc chief
>Fuck everyone I want
>Fight for fun
>Fuck your laws nigger we do it our style here
>Betas
>could've made a bomb ass civil war quest for Skyrim
>it's just kill some soldiers 5 or 6 times
>>339162816
>>339162585
But yet can't even hold a nation together. lol
>>339162602
It's pretty much a must, that vanilla start is fucking annoying and tedious.
>>339162543
1) doesnt go counter to my narrative at all. also would need proof for it.
2) what are you talking about?
>>339162816
>>Fuck your laws nigger we do it our style here
Yes, that's why they were kicked out of their own land by everyone else, and have to keep moving because they can't hold land for shit.
As if being cucked so hard, your entire race turns into literal fecal matter wasn't bad enough. Granted that was probably an improvement considering they were Mer.
>>339159397
It's an issue with their writing. The whole lore deal with Khajiit is they're supposed to be free spirited, beautiful, fast creatures created by Azura specifically under Sithis' command to ensure the moons would always remain in the sky. Supposedly created from the same stock the Bosmer came from.
Their theme is meant to be that they're free spirited and wild to the point of being self destructive. But the games tend to not give a shit about them, and when they bother to use them at all, they're just shitty thieves. They're one of the main races, but probably the most abused in terms of ignoring their lore and place in the setting for convenience. Argonians at least tend to be treated well, when they're used at all outside of being slaves.
>>339162871
they did
50 years of non-stop siege of Orsinium.
when it was finally sacked they rebuild it again
>>339160998
Based negroes
Do Khajiit women lust for human men?
>>339153147
>">be me"
>>339162871
>Implying we didn't take orsinium back
Nigga, you misinformed.
>>339162979
It has nothing to do with retribution and it's not something newer developers pulled out of nowhere to make a point or something.
If you want proof, read through all the archived developer forum posts.
I'm talking about the long game.
>>339163102
No.
>>339163031
Who are the negros of TES anyway.
Dunmer, Orcs. Argonian?
>>339163102
Khajiit are all sluts, they lust for everything that moves.
>>339163181
forgot redguard
>>339163181
dumner.
>>339163260
They're Egyptian Japanese pirates.
>>339163102
Unlikely, considering the competition. Some species of Khajiits are gigantic tigers. Have you seen what feline dicks look like? You'll never satisfy a pussy built for that much abuse. Also, you probably can't handle drugs strong enough to fucking teleport you to another plane.
>>339163181
Nords
>>339163181
kajiits and argonians.
They are the sub races.
>>339163102
Yes
>>339163218
Why so?
>>339163260
Surprisingly not the niggers of TES.
Go figure.
That belongs to the dumner.
>>339159359
It is moot though. Whoever you side with is due to your own convictions, the dragonborn will have no impact on the war. Just like the hero in daggerfall was unable to change fate because muh dragonbreak.
>>339163181
I was talking about Reguards,but they are basically black japanese with arabic influences
>>339163328
This is why Bethesda isn't going to make a game set in Elsweyr any time soon.
Loverslab down?
>>339163181
Khajiit.
>>339163369
They're nothing but mammals, see>>339163460
>>339163428
Cant have degeneracy ruin the launch of console mod.
>>339163460
You're making my teeth itch.
>>339163328
>implying they wouldn't jump at the chance at smooth human monkey dick
Cats have spiny strawberry dicks that satisfy nobody.
>>339162179
NICE MESHWORK ON THE BELT NERD!
Why do Khajit lick their butts?
>>339163801
To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths.
>>339162656
>>339162786
The Empire has de facto been subjugated by the Aldmeri Dominion, Imperial ''independence'' is just a joke, that's the entire point the game is trying to make with the civil war in Skyrim. The Empire is pretending to be independent when it has been conquered by the Aldmeri Dominion to the point where they allow the militar wing of the governing arm of the Aldmeri Dominion free reign in ''Imperial'' provinces.
>>339163460
Buff pls go
Anyone know how to fix this?
>>339163425
>Arabic influence
Their entire culture is moorish Arab, there's not a single trace of Japanese. Even the fucking Hoonding is similar to Islam. The only thing black about them is their skin color. Akaviri races and Dunmers is where the Japanese influence can be seen.
>>339163858
who
>>339163841
Motherfucking ZING
>>339163931
You quoted the wrong post, but I was one of the people who said they were Japanese.
Because they have a lot of Japanese influence.
Read about it.
>>339163847
That doesnt change the fact that Skyrim and High Rock are still officially part of it.
>>339163102
I believe it is more appropriate to say that Khajiit grill lusts. Man, Mer, it don't matter.
I hope they set Skyrim 2 in the land of the Red Guards.
Fuck I wish Todd had decided to do something else. he just can't into vidya
>>339164206
He's probably right, though.
>>339164036
Yes it does, ''The Empire'' doesn't exist by the time of Skyrim, that's the entire fucking point of the civil war. It has been absorbed into the Aldmeri Dominion, which conquered it. Only the delusions of people who wish they were never conquered is what keeps the Empire ''still in existence'' (in their own heads).
Why do you think the Stormcloaks with Ulfric as their leader are rebelling against their overlords in Skyrim? For fun? No, because they were much more involved in the war against the Aldmeri dominion than anyone else, and after being defeated and humiliated and the Empire virtually dissolved, they're continuing the war against the Aldmeri Dominion under a new banner.
>>339164116
This isnt rockstar, fucboi
Next tes will be another cracka land with some token nigger here and there. Maybe some fags too.
But the waifu game will be top tier.
>>339164253
The Great War ended in a draw. The Empire is not formally a part of the Dominion, no matter what concessions they have made to it.
>>339164228
>He
>>339151575
NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE.
>>339164157
>human feet
>>339163929
Its the engine. You can alleviate it with installing ENB, but you cannot fix it completely
>>339164215
>he just can't into vidya
http://www.pcgamer.com/todd-howard-earns-game-developers-choice-lifetime-achievement-award/
Don't hate on Todd God of gaming Howard
>>339164327
>The Great War ended in a draw
No, that's called propaganda to ensure the plebs don't get too rebellious, which they failed miserably with as Ulfric saw right through the so called White-Gold concordant, which wasn't both sides declaring a draw, but both sides recognizing the Aldmeri Dominion subjugating the Empire.
>>339163847
They only "allowed" them, because Ulfric was stirring up shit for his petty political power grab. The Empire couldn't break a fucking truce in a losing war to satisfy the ego of a fucking backwater small time politician, when it didn't even enforce the Talos ban before he went everywhere and started demanding they PUBLICLY break the truce.
The Altmer were fucked, and they knew it. Which is why they constantly aid Ulfric to destablize the region. Altmer can't recover as fast from the war as humans, and this time they won't have the advantage of their enemies being hit by a fucking demon apocalypse led by a god of destruction.
All you prostormcuck retards that love injecting real world politics into Skyrim love to bring up how Hammerfall drove back the dominion "on their own". When it's outright fucking stated they couldn't have done it without the aide of Imperial loyalists that had to drop their banners to not break the truce.
>>339164434
That was not a stipulation of the Concordat.
>>339164036
Skyrim is in dispute atm.
Hammerfell is out.
Morrowind was never 100% in so out.
Black Marsh maybe maybe not go ask a tree.
High Rock in (For now)
Orsimer Probably still in.Though the empire did nothing for them when the Redguards and Bretons pushed their shit in yet again.So in but hanging on by a whisker.
The Empire consists of Two provinces that are separated from one another.
Empire is dead.
>>339164253
The Empire is not part of the Dominion, it is an independent entity which was forced into a white peace with the High Elves after defeat. They're beaten, but they aren't subservent, now, how do you expect to fight the High Elves if you tell the largest army left on the continent to fuck off because muh belongs to the nords.
>that moment when you accidentaly start the game through Steam and not through SKSE
>>339164414
I'm not buying your dumb apocalypse game or your season pass Todd, I don't care how many hours a day you spend on /v/
>Elves=Asians
>Nords=North Europeans
What else am I missing?
>>339164215
I AM VIDYA
>>339164451
>"allowed"
>Thalmor agents can freely arrest nords for worshipping the god of their forefathers in an ''imperial province''
>" "allowed" "
No they don't "allow" it, they were destroyed in a war and resigned to the Aldmeri Dominion, which enforces its policies upon its new subject.
> his petty political power grab
Someone who risks his life fighting against an overwhelming enemy, and after being defeated does everything in this power to scramble together a resistance force isn't someone who is driven by ''petty political'' powermongering.
It's as if you live in-universe and actually fell for the propaganda the ''Empire'' uses to calm down its own citizens, unbeliveable.
>>339164654
Everything.
I want a Khajiit gf to travel with
>>339164525
Morrowind was in but is in total shit cuz of red mountain.
Black Marsh never wants to be a part of anything.
>>339164654
>Redguards = niggers
>>339161404
Your autism is showing
>>339164538
>it is an independent entity
No it isn't, it's subjugated by the Aldmeri Dominion.
>but they aren't subservent
Yes they are, see the Thalmor.
>>339164684
You're pushing the idea that the Empire lost the war, because without it you don't have a point.
It was a draw.
Let's put an end to 2 misconceptions.
>>339164451
>Altmer can't recover as fast from the war as humans
Let's put an end to this meme.
>The theory that the High Elves do not reproduce as quickly or as often as humans is false. Rather, and to my horror, they kill nine out of ten babies born to them in their obsession for purity
Also the only reason Redguards barely drove back the Thalmor is because the Empire "discharged" an entire fucking legion in Hammerfell.
Everyone who says the Stormcloacks can win against the Thalmor by themselves like the Redguards is a moron.
>>339155513
Sssh, do not fret. We still have C0DA.
>>339164410
what kind of feet does khajiit have?
>>339164706
>I want a junkie to fuck around with
Good luck with your cat AIDS
>>339164836
Digitigrade.
>>339163102
good kot
>>339164836
Lore wise prob morrowind feet
>>339164779
>You're pushing the idea that the Empire lost the war
It's not ''pushing an idea'', it's stating fact. Are you fucking retarded? Skyrim is a game, we don't live in-universe, we can see the state the in-game universe is in, how the fuck can you possibly claim that the Empire didn't lose the war against the Aldmeri Dominion, are you literally retarded?
The entire point of the civil war questline in Skyrim is that the Empire is pretending it isn't subservient to the Aldmeri Dominion, and that the Stormcloak uprising is the actual resistance against the Aldmeri Dominion which dominates the former imperial provinces.
>>339164538
Not subservient?
Thalmor order them to deal with Skyrim.
Empire kisses the feet of their elfin overlords and marches on Skyrim.
Good way to start the next war with the Thalmor by attacking the best warriors against elves you have.
>>339164925
Oh, that's simple, actually.
They didn't lose.
>>339164919
>>339164905
There's multiple variations of Khajiit so it's all canon
>>339164434
>>339164253
You literally know nothing about the lore. You're literally just parroting nonsense you seem to have heard around here. Ulfric isn't some jaded Imperial loyalists that dropped banners as soon as he's seen a cowardly Empire. He's a corrupt politician who wanted Windhelm, and later the High King crown, badly enough to not only betray a friend, but his entire nation.
The High King was a fucking Ulfric fanboy that would have went to war with the Empire had Ulfric so much hinted at the fact. But, Ulfric obviously had no such fucking intentions. He only stirred shit with the Empire, because he knows they can't break the truce before they recovered. So he just kept telling the people that they're cucks for agreeing on the banning of Talos worship, which wasn't fucking enforced by ANYONE, prior to Ulfric showing up.
There were no Aldermri agents in the entirety of Skyrim, before Ulfric forced the Empire to allow the agents for them to uphold the truce.
Also, your lack of knowledge on the subject is painfully obvious. The end goal of the Altmer is the entire eradication of humanity. If they "won" the war and destroyed the Empire so entirely, why did they agree on a truce? You're a retard who has no clue how Altmer society functions. They take hundreds of years to even replenish their basic troops. Whereas the Empire can have a standing army ready in 20 years.
>>339164987
Jesus christ, look at this faggot everyone, and laugh heartily. This is what a fanboy who gets emotionally attached to the lore of a game to the point where he refuses to admit any humiliating facts about his favourite part of the universe looks like.
>>339164654
Imperials are Romans/Jews/Italians.
Bretons are Britons/French/Celts.
Redguards are Moors/Arabs.
Orcs are Mongols.
Khajiit are Romani.
Argonians, if anything, are Aztecs.
>>339164946
>nords
>best warriors
>>339164905
>>339164919
>>339165003
Translation error
>>339165024
Keep in mind that Ulfric was mindbroken by Elenwen. It explains why he acts that way and probably has some Thalmor magic in his subconscious.
>>339160904
>>339160805
>>339164215
skyrim was gonna have
>spell combining
>an economy you could influence
>a speech system where you could persuade people like fallout 3 or new vegas.
what we got was
>no interesting economy shit
>stagger stuff with fireballs! no spell making! like 4 types of destruction spells with 12 different animations.
>you can persuade that one guard at whiterun but he always does what you say regardless of your skill. that one guy in riften can be persuaded too.
>boring generic world with the shadows of a few elder scrolls things placed every so often
>>339165024
THIS, Ulfric was a coward to kill the king, he started a war that didn't even need to happen.
>>339165024
>You literally know nothing about the lore. You're literally just parroting nonsense you seem to have heard around here.
This was written by a guy who then proceeded to write this:
>Ulfric isn't some jaded Imperial loyalists that dropped banners as soon as he's seen a cowardly Empire. He's a corrupt politician who wanted Windhelm, and later the High King crown, badly enough to not only betray a friend, but his entire nation.
Not a single thing that you wrote above is correct, not a single thing.
>which wasn't fucking enforced by ANYONE
Yes it was.
>There were no Aldermri agents in the entirety of Skyrim
Yes there was
>before Ulfric forced the Empire to allow the agents for them to uphold the truce.
No, part of the ''agreement'' was to allow Thalmor agants into ''Imperial'' provinces.
>If they "won" the war and destroyed the Empire so entirely, why did they agree on a truce?
No ''Truce'' was agreed upon, they need to eradicate the worship of Talos in order to achieve their extinction of humans, hence the Thalmor presence in Skyrim.
>>339165003
canon my ass,why not give them paws or something? that's pure laziness
every tes race feels just like a recolored human
>>339151816
>'should have'
>not 'should of'
>>339165121
Ask the Falmer about it.
While your at it ask if the Falmer would rather have a Nord enemy or a Dwemer friend.
Mer on Mer crime is rampant in TES.
>>339151575
to lusty argonian maids
sea raiders
>>339165174
you forgot about "unscripted" dragons
>>339165175
>>Ulfric was a coward to kill the king
>Walk up to the king
>Challenge him to a duel
>Win
>Escape after being chased by the entire city guard
>Organize resistance against the currently most powerful force in the world
>"Coward"
>>339165358
DELETE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>339165160
>Keep in mind that Ulfric was mindbroken by Elenwen
No, he was fed false information while imprisoned.
>>339152980
>be me
>>339165260
You just proved his point, Ulfric could have been a king if he asked the king for it, he didn't because he's a powerhungry motherfucker, you find the king in sovngarde, he then reveals that he actually liked Ulfric who would gladly hand over his crown to Ulfric, he however didn't ask, he killed him, how? By challenging him to a duel, that means he couldn't decline it, or else he wouldn't go to nord heaven.
He's right.
Y'all stupid as fuck for talking about Skyrim and it's shitty lore.
Where the fuck is the real lore at?
Where's C0DA and shit like Landfall?
>>339165694
Sure, what do you want to talk about?
Skyrim isn't all bad, though.
>>339165623
>he didn't because he's a powerhungry motherfucker
You're making stuff up to prove a point.
>He then reveals that he actually liked Ulfric who would gladly hand over his crown to Ulfric
You can't use this against Ulfric as he didn't know that and had no way of knowing that
>You just proved his point
People who actually use in-game propaganda used by the remnants of the imperial adminstration that run Skyrim and High Rock as factual information about the in-game universe are not right about anything.
shit game
shit developers
shit fanbase
shit lore
>>339165260
>Nuh uh there wasn't!
This isn't a fucking argument you retard. The entire point of the Aldmeri agents in the game is stated the moment you encounter one of their patrols.
>No truce
You don't even know what the fucking White-Gold Concordate is and you expect people to do anything, but laugh at you? One of the main fucking clauses is free reign to hunt down worshipers, if they could prove there are worshipers. A fucking JARL screaming at the top of his lungs about being a worshiper is grounds for the Aldmeri to go to Skyrim. Jesus Christ you're a retarded fanboy.
>>339165174
nords were also suppose to have mead halls and ships and naked berserker men out in the snow and shit.
I never thoughti would be crushed to not find find naked men in the snow but there you go. And the mead halls.. so disappointing.
whatever their process is or the main game they need to stop it and just do what they do for the dlcs.
>>339165401
>War veteran
>Killing the guy who hasn't thrown a punch in his entire life
>Not a coward
He forced the king to fight him, he's a coward.
>>339165749
How bout we bring up the issue of people thinking C0DA isn't canon?
It's like:
Here, have some mind-boggling lore
And people are like:
>lul not canon thats stupid skyrim is the best es game!!1!
What's up with that?
>>339165792
>This isn't a fucking argument you retard
Of course it is. You claim there weren't Thalmor agents in Skyrim prior to Ulfrics uprising, there was.
>You don't even know what the fucking White-Gold Concordate is and you expect people to do anything, but laugh at you?
I know what people in-universe CLAIM it is. What the facts on the ground look like afterwards is something else entirely. There was no ''truce'', that's propaganda to keep the peasants calm.
>be Ulfric
>be a fucking shitter who get caught by dagger ears, betrays his own fucking nation by revealing weak spots allowing dagger eared cunts to take over tower and push advantage on imperials
>imperials gets their shit kicked and forced to sign a ceasefire contract with them being underdogs
>contract includes no thalos allowed which pisses of the nords
>ulfric fagcloak then goes on to start a rebellion in skyrim
>says he wants to fight off the thalors when he was the one who enabled thalors to pull their faggot shit in the first place
>thinks he's tuff shit the entire time, until he gets killed
>is suddenly all OH MY GOSH WHAT I HAVE I DONE IM SO SORRY when he's outside sovngarde and realizes that conan the barbarian won't let him past the bridge cause he's been a huge fucking faggot his entire life and now has to run around and dodge a dragon dildo that wants to gobble up his soul
>mfw clueless faggots shilling Ulfric on this thread
>this Thread
>>339165898
Then you don't know what the word coward means, stop communicating in a language you clearly don't know well enough.
>>339165916
Yeah, it's silly. It's not really worth worrying about though.
Let's talk about the moons or something.
I really like how it TES lore when some mer race does something dickish they get totally shit on afterwords.
Falmer attack Nords for no reason - they get turned into blind slaves.
Dwemer do the above and afterwords go extinct.
Dunmer disobey their Azura and are turned into blacks.
Dunmer enslave Khajiit and Argonians and later Red Mountain blows them up and Argonians rebel.
Now its the Altmer's turn.
>>339165935
Oh, so you're a head canon retard. My mistake, carry on.
>>339165942
>>be a fucking shitter who get caught by dagger ears, betrays his own fucking nation by revealing weak spots allowing dagger eared cunts to take over tower and push advantage on imperials
This is in-universe false information fed to Ulfric to make him belive falsities, the fact that you're on here flinging shit at Ulfric for factually incorrect information is more entertaining than you think.
>>says he wants to fight off the thalors when he was the one who enabled thalors to pull their faggot shit in the first place
Wrong
>implying Ulfric isn't just a Thalmor puppet
top kek
>>339156914
Redguard had help from purposefully 'discharged' imperial army, and even then they only fought to a stale with an thalmor occupying force (the Thalmor are battered from the great war too), and HALF of the land was utterly destroyed. The Thalmor only decided to not bother anymore because they felt it wasn't worth it to hold onto a destroyed territory with little tactical value left, and because they need to build up strength for the next great war.
>>339163328
Cats actually have pretty small cocks, and even large cats like Tigers couldn't take a normal size human.
>>339165694
TESLore on reddit or the fanfic section of the official forums.
Where it belongs.
>>339165779
>You're making stuff up to prove a point
No I'm not, Ulfric can't stand being considered powerless, or weaker than anyone, that's why he treats every other race as scum, because he's treated as scum by the altmer, he's just a huge fucking idiot.
>he didn't know that and had no way of knowing that
He was a close friend, if he wasn't power hungry he would have talked to his friend, but he killed him, for power and power alone.
>>339166057
How does it feel like being wrong?
I bet you believe NATO is a defensive alliance aswell.
>>339166172
Dude,behave.
Walk like a secret master.
>>339166208
>No I'm not, Ulfric can't stand being considered powerless, or weaker than anyone, that's why he treats every other race as scum, because he's treated as scum by the altmer, he's just a huge fucking idiot.
This is called headcanon.
>He was a close friend, if he wasn't power hungry he would have talked to his friend, but he killed him, for power and power alone.
More headcanon.
I'll tell you exactly who, the Khajiit. Merchant caravans every where, thieves, beggars, warriors. And nobody pays them any mind because "Khajiit". This will be the perfect surprise attack.
>>339166018
So you killing a puppy is an act of courage? Someone who can't even defend themselves? It's you who doesn't know the meanning of cowardice.
>b-but he could defend himself
Not against a fucking war veteran, who knows the fucking Voice, he knew he would win regardless, he didn't give the king a choice. You god damn retard.
>claims Ulfric is wrong for reason X
>reason X is actually factually incorrect information purposefully fed to Ulfric
>claim the Empire didn't lose the war
>start making completely random shit up about Ulfric being motivated by seeking to rule over Windhelm simply because he must have power over non-Nords
Jesus fucking christ
>>339151575
to the Fedoras. Seriously, its a copy&pasted LotR.
>>339166304
>tumblr
not surprised to find out where you khajiit fags come form desu
>>339166304
I want a Khajiit wife to impregnate with my superior human seed
>>339166406
You could have a good point if you actually knew anything about the influences on the series.
>>339166371
You still don't know what the word coward means. Stop trying to communicate in english.
>>339166302
>I didn't read any of the thalmor dossiers
>I didn't pay attention to the king's dialogue
Again, you're just proving the other guy right, you don't know shit about the lore.
>>339166171
Mer aren't felines though. Yes, Khajiit are the same species as the likes of Orcs. They might have cat characteristics, but they still have human secondary sex characteristics judging by the tits. Also, the tiger is like a house cat compared to what we're talking about. Senche-raht are horse sized at least.
>>339166497
I actually have to agree with him here, Ulfric was only told his information lead to a Dominion victory to break his spirit.
>>339166161
Unless the AD destroyed the Redguard navy before they left they were idiots.
Most of theirs is keeping the IN trapped in Lake Rumare.If the Redguards have free reign the AD is screwed.
I honestly have no idea of what the fate of Hammerfells navy is.
>>339166497
>>I didn't read any of the thalmor dossiers
I did, did you?
You're the one claiming the character Ulfrics entire motivation was racism against non-Nords, which is why he sought to become the Jarl of Windhelm so he could hold power over non-Nords.
If you seriously belive that (when there isn't a single bit of information in-game to suggest anything like that, and Ulfrics motivations for the Stormcloak uprising are made abundantly clear multiple times), then you're literally clinically retarded.
>>339153040
i heard it in his voice
>>339166514
The do have barbed penises.
>>339166574
That's called headcanon friend.
>>339166476
Yes, he's a damn coward, can you prove it otherwise?
NEVER SHOULDOF COME HERE
>>339166707
You still don't know what the word coward means, stop trying to communicate in english.
Protip: The guy who sells out his nation to foreigners is a coward, not the guy fighting to maintain its independence.
>>339165623
You can not give away your kingship and juat go to war n00b
>>339166703
>He was made to believe information obtained during his interrogation was crucial in the capture of the Imperial City (the city had in fact fallen before he had broken), and then allowed to escape.
It doesn't mean he's not an asset, though.
>>339164654
Nords are cavemen
>>339166657
More like 'barbed nubs'
>>339166806
He was a manchurian candidate that went off the wire.
They did control him they do not any more.
>>339166806
The ''he's an asset'' is to be understood within the context of them believing Ulfric will not achieve victory against the Imperials in Skyrim. The player ultimately decides whether the imperials maintain control over Skyrim or if the Stormcloaks liberate Skyrim
Bar brawls are a fucking joke in Skyrim if you play Khajiit.
>>339166657
Sure, but they can't be feline small, otherwise they wouldn't be compatible with the human physiology of the female Khajiit which are almost identical to humans in some breeds (Ohmes-raht).
>>339166304
When your army can be beaten by a big ball of string it is hard to take them seriously.
>>339161115
>Wannabe furry cannibals.
>>339166172
>fanfic section
I bet you love Skyrim too, you piece of shit.
Do you think in the next game that when you put on armor it gives us the helmet instead of it being a separate piece?
>>339166771
Yes, the guy trying to save everyone's hides is a coward, while the one who made a pointless war happen, killing hundreds of thousands is the hero, suuuuuure, not really you're a retard.
>>339166785
Still gives him no right to kill trhe king.
>>339167451
The next game will have 1 armor slot and 1 weapon slot
>>339161524
Anon, those tits are massive. You need to get back into Bodyslide and make those things respect gravity. What is this lighter-than-air dirigible shit?
>>339166608
>You're the one claiming the character Ulfrics entire motivation was racism
No, I'm claimming he's power hungry, causing a pointless war is proof of that, not racism, it only makes it clearer.
Also Ulfric's ideals =/= the stormcloak cause, while the regular stormcloak will tell you that all they want is a free skyrim and the worship of Talos back, Ulfric is aimming a little higher, he wants the throne to skyrim, but then what? He'll need to fight off the elves, to gain even more power, he could've been smart, and sided with his king, sparing the people from the civil war since the king would help Ulfric in a heart beat, they would have a better chance of taking over and freeing skyrim, but that would make Ulfric a simple Yarl.
>>339157007
>He doesnt know about Hoonding
>>339156345
The Talos ban isn't enforced at all.
>>339167317
Know what I love more?
The schadenfreude of the insufferable cunts who follow C0DA.
MKs little cartoon about "Lore" and "Canon" didn't go as planned at all did it?
>>339164654
High Elves are like imperial Japan right?
What are the other Elves equivalent in asia?
>>339166304
>implying whatever combat force the kahjiit have aren't drugged up on skooma
>implying half of them aren't in jail or already dead for stealing
Aren't there like 4 quests in skyrim where you go into a cave, find the remains of a failed adventuring party, read the journals and realize that it was all because of the kahjiit or the kahjiit brothers
>>339167472
Nordic law gave him the right to kill the king.
>>339160642
Soooo
Everyone already knew the Thalmor were interested in prolonging the civil war and yet the Empire didn't want to back off.
Both sides are retards.
>>339166140
>in universe false information
kek what kind of retarded headcannon do you even have? what else would even explain the deadlock between thalmor and imperials until they suddenly were able to ransack the tower shortly following ulfrics capture?
>>339163181
Nords. The Civil War itself is a giant Chimpout when you think about it
>>339167472
It does dude.
Whoever kills the king is the new king.
The other dude simply was too weak.
>>339168308
There is a book in Oblivion written by a stoner cat that claims every Khajit enters a battle with an escape plan.
Your frontline AD soldiers everyone.
>>339168339
Not to be crowned, but to kill him, he did it for no reason other than his greed for power.
>>339168531
And there's no evidence for that,
Aside from biased sources like NPCs in Empire controlled solitude
>>339168531
He saw the opportunity and seized it.
And his actions were within the laws of Skyrim.
>>339168308
Imperial Propaganda. Very well placed propaganda I might add.Also Skooma doesn't effect Khajiit in the same way as other races.
I wonder why these mortals never ask Daedric Princes for help.
For a meager price of maybe 999999999999999999 souls someone like Mehrunes Dagon would gladly help the Empire with annihilating the Dominion entirely. A few Oblivion portals here and there is all that is needed. All you need is a good negotiator....
>>339168531
If you aint the lead dog the view never changes.
All you see is the asshole in front of you.
To force a moot the king had to go so that Ulfric could be named king.
>>339151575
Not me, I pirated it
>>339168786
Implying the Thalmor haven't already struck a deal.
>>339163260
they're japs with arab clothing and scimitars
>>339168612
Eat shit dude he was within the customs of the land. The """"""""queen"""""""""" put her own family to shame for disrespecting their ancestors traditions. He was only so high and mighty not because the Nords, but the Empire backed her.
>>339168686
How about the king? You can find him in sovngarde.
>>339168738
He could have let him live, the king was a close friend of the high king, he would have prevented a war, sparing hundreds of thousands, but that would mean he'd have to settle for the title of yarl.
>>339168268
Wood elves would be Thailand/Philippines/the rest of the southern wierdos
High elves would be China IMO, Dark Elves would be Japan with the natural disaster and insular culture.
>>339168016
like 45 seconds outside the the tutorial cave there is a dead thalmore who was trying to suppress talos worship. so yeah the thalmor were trying to suppress it in skyrim and were actively trying to suppress it by taking prisoners etc. there was resistance to it though by both the empire and stormcloaks.
>>339168959
Dunmer are Japs, with honor and ancestors and shit, descendants from fucking Altmer (Han or Mandarin Chinese)
Redguards are Ottomans.
>>339169008
The Empire would never have accepted a segregation. That's why they still wage war against people in their own homeland instead of withdrawing troops to fight the Elves.
>>339169152
dunmer don't have an irl analogue and they see the human concept of honor as naivety
>>339168961
I wasn't needed, at all, the war wouldn't even happen if Ulfric wasn't an idiot, who cares about the customs of the land if that means the death of everyone, you retard.
>>339168834
Why does everyone forget the dialog of the king at the end of the main quest? He said he'd have helped Ulfric had he asked, the war was just an excuse for him to be crowned.
>>339168950
Hah that actually might be possible. Especially with how the rumours in Oblivion were spreading:
>Increase in Daedra Worship at the Summerset Isles
>Might be dangerous the Altmer have powerfull wizards
Besides, Mankar Camoran was Altmer.
>>339169151
>empire
>resist
Pfft, nigger they signed a treaty saying they wouldn't do shit, and they followed through.
>>339169283
That's because there are no alliances to the empire anymore, if they had the support of Hammerfell and Skyrim they would gladly kick the knife eared bastards out.
>>339168339
It didn't give him the right to blast the king with shouts, when the practice was about physical prowess.
skyrim 2 when?
>>339169328
Do you believe Ulfric's goal was simply to be named king and call it a day?
I think he wanted to be named king to rally Skyrim against the AD.
If the current king wasn't up to the task Ulfric was within his rights under Nord law to challenge him.
E3 Todd announces HD remake of Skyrim with Mod support and ease of Fallout 4 for PC, PS4, XB1 available this fall. Doesn't mean much for PC but console users will devour this shit. Elder Scrolls 6 will be out in a couple more years but this will hold everyone over until then.
in the trash
>>339169636
I don't recall any restrictions being placed on the challenge.
>>339169775
2/2/2020
>>339169471
And that should awake my sympathy?
The Empire was weak and unprepared.
Take Oblivon for example, the fucking Blades are the most pathetic spec ops in the world
>can't prevent assassinations in the royal family
>or the last king
>too retarded to have a backup plan with Martin
>errand boy has to find heir, walk into Oblivion gates discover artifacts
All they do is sitting in their headquarter sleeping and eating like the pathetic losers they are.
Skyrim is even worse
>everything is based around dragons, Emperor etc
>lol lets kill the broest of dragons just b/c
>>339169917
>Do you believe Ulfric's goal was simply to be named king and call it a day?
Of course not, him going after the elves after the war is just natural, but I'd wager it's not for freedom anymore at that point, it'd be a lot more about power than anything else.
>If the current king wasn't up to the task Ulfric was within his rights under Nord law to challenge him.
That's not the point, you see, anyone could have killed Torygg, he was not a warrior, he was granted the throne by birth right, and later on by vote, not by force, anyone could have killed him, even an imperial soldier, it's just that no one wanted to.
>>339170402
Nice strawman, the empire was weak yes, but again, if they had the muscle they would kick the elves out.
>>339160198
>Dawn Era: Hist covers most of Tamriel
>Meretic Era: His got pwned by slash-and-burn farming, confined to the Garbage Heap of Tamriel
>>339170992
It's no strawman, the Empire is incompetent in every Elder Scrolls, they need help from a prisoner and drifter.
>>339170723
Except Ulfric.
He needed the throne to start the war against the AD.
The empires vague promises of "soon" rang hollow and the longer it took the less likely it became.
The war is going to restart Ulfric wants to do it on his terms not the ADs.
>>339151659
Jeb!
>>339171227
Just like everyone else? It's TES for Gods sake, if we're going by that logic the stormcloaks are just as bad, if they can't win without the dragonborn it just makes them as useless as the empire, just like the companions, the thieves guild, the dark brotherhood, the daedra... and the aedra...
Truth is the player is either the only competent being in the entire series, or he's a really huge entity of change.
Skyrim belongs to..DRAGONBORN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsnRQJxanVM
>>339170402
>errand boy has to find heir, walk into Oblivion gates
Well to be honest about the gates, the Kvatch guards kinda tried that but you find them all dead inside the deadlands, and one of them is even caught in a cage and you eventually never even manage to save him.
I doubt the others would risk closing the gates themselves when they desperately needed troops to protect different areas. I think they just didn't have enough manpower for it.
>>339171273
>He needed the throne to start the war against the AD.
Could have Sided with Torygg instead, no need to fight the empire in skyrim, fight the AD directly, and the empire would probably follow.
>>339171767
I still get a windsock thing going on when I hear that.
>>339164410
Sadly there is no quality mod for khajiit feet.
>>339172162
>Sadly there is no quality mod for khajiit feet.
>However there are quality mods for canine dicks
Fucking LOGIC.
>>339151951
>immediately gets back up and attacks
>>339172162
>theres a Khajit on all 4's Run mod
>>339172037
If T offered more than a "Maybe" he may still be alive.
Ulfric may have felt it would go better with him as king rather than as an adviser to the king.
>>339151828
>It should be portioned between the Empire and High Rock
High Rock is part of the Empire
>>339172656
Okay
>>339157541
Yeah leave the scaly folks alone.
The empire should admire them for they wrecked Mer ass.
>>339172554
>If T offered more than a "Maybe" he may still be alive.
He's not, since you can find him in sovngarde, he tells you that he would've sided with Ulfric if he asked, or even giving him the crown directly, that's why it's completely pointless to have a civil war in skyrim.
>>339151575
Bethesda
>>339172883
>they wrecked Mer ass
After they were already wrecked by eruption. A cheap move.
>>339172909
You can't make an omlette without breaking a few eggs.
Ulfric believed he was the best man for the job and had the legal means to push that claim.
Nobody ever claimed he was perfect.
sky's rim belongs to the nords
>>339173592
Strike while the iron is hot.
Kicking someone when they are down is not honorable but it is the best time to do it.
So disappointed with my Nords.Free islands and a place in the ancient capital city for the poor dumner.
The worst part of the dumner infestation is they will probably never get rid of them now.
Vermin are like that.
>>339173742
A whole country worth of eggs? The omlette better be worth it in the next game then.
>>339174096
It was just supposed to be T then on to the AD
Who knew the Empire was so far gone they would attack Skyrim at the behest of the AD.
>>339174243
It's a shame really, but I don't know, I have some faith in the empire, maybe next game it'll be back, or completely wiped out. We'll have to see.
Pic unrelated.
>>339151575
omg it belongs to the nords! lol. can't wait for Skyrim two, it needs to come out already!
>>339174567
Stop it, you've posted this 3 times in this thread already.
So why exactly is Loverslab down? Was it something about Blizzard going in a panic attack over Overwatch porn?
Skyrim belongs to Akaviri.
>>339174482
They have been hinting the empire is toast since Morrowind.
It is almost time to cue the fat lady.
>>339174742
Akavir will be for the reboot after TH retires.
TH's final TES game will reveal the fate of the last Tower (This Kalpa ends) and leads to the reboot set in Akavir.
>>339174739
Chances are they're just fucking around with their website again.
>website is perfectly fine as is
>they try to "upgrade" it
>everything's worse or broken
>revert changes back
>repeat ad nauseam
>>339161554
Fucking lazy ass Bethesda.
The Empire
>>339176309
Sucks Thalmor cocks we know that.
>>339176704
t.stormcuck
who was in the wrong here?
>>339177208
Fuck that hurts my eyes, it looks so bad get some fucking mods anon.
>>339177208
YOU'RE NOT GONNA CATCH ME!
>>339165121
Nords and redguard are equally good at fighting, but nords have tactics unlike redguard.
>install skyrim again
>fill it with sexual mods like always
>need Clean up your Corpses to carry the corpses to my rape house
>the autor deleted it
>look in my old skyrim folder, Its still there
ayy
seriously tho, what the fuck happened
>>339177208
>>339177604
>HALT!
>ARCHERS!
>ANYONE ELSE FEEL LIKE RUNNING?
are there any WEBMs of gigantic skyrim mammory physics jiggle
i need it for research
>>339151816
*should of
>>339178693
It wasn't deleted, loverslab is down.
>>339179603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hG-g6X9fqI
Should, could and would, you get the drill.
>>339179764
Clean up your Corpses is from nexus, no loverslab. also I read about the shitstorm already
>>339151783
If it's any consolation I think Forerunners sounds cooler, senpai.
>>339157730
le skyrim should be free and a ripe target for Thalmor expansion!
AYO, SO YOU'S BE SAYIN THAT
*gets frostbite*
LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT
*worships a worthless """"""divine""""""*
YOU BE SAYIN THAT
*loses a war to the Aldmeri Dominion*
WE WUZ TALOS AND SHEET?
>>339151575dis dick nigga
>>339180065
They've already been expanded into.
The imperial government gave up their fucking sovereignty ffs.
There are elements of a foreign power patrolling the roads and cities of skyrim, dragging off imperial citizens. Would you accept the same treatment in real fucking life? Having burgerlanders or mounties or swedes or russkies waltzing around your country kidnapping people in broad daylight?
The empire has no right to exist if it cannot or will not protect its citizenry- or rather, ALL of its citizenry.
I don't see thalmor death squads prowling around cyrodiil.
The imperials bought security for their own fat asses at the expense of the nords who saved them in the great war. The great war they lost due to supreme incompetence.
Skyrim is better off without them.
>>339160698
REPORTING IN
>>339151575
My parents.
>>339160698
I think this character was a Breton
>>339165786
Better then Fallout 4
>no female slut orcs posted yet
cmon people
>>339168530
That book was talking about the values of a Khajitt cartel. And they even said that the book was bullshit at the very end.
>>339184792
muh dick
>>339160698
chillin
>>339179992
Wait, what shitstorm?
>>339187208
something about the modder being an ass to people reporting bugs or something like that. apparently he got butthurt and nuked everything
Skyrim, and all of Nirn, belongs to the Divines
Skyrim belongs to the waifu mods.
>>339189314
Is there a mod that makes lower level enemies hide/run away from you?
>>339189406
This is the kind of shit that made /vg/'s TES general unfucking bearable. N
>>339189612
TES generals have existed longer than /vg/ has and waifus are the lifeblood of the TES generals. They are the only thing that keeps them from dying.
>>339189546
there´s a mod that makes animals fear the fire, I don´t know about something else
>>339151575
>>339189546
HES PLAYING AS A MOTHERFUCKING PALADIN YOU DUMB NIGGER
WHY YOU THINK THAT SKELETON IS RUNNING?!
>>339189546
I am pretty sure there was one that did that for animals at least.
I can't make up my mind.
Do I join the Imperials, or Stormcloaks?
I'm RPing as a Nord/viking sort of dude, so I assume I should join the Stormcloaks.
>>339191686
Joining the stormcloaks makes you follow a total bozo. While you're a dragon-born, same archetype as fucking tiber septim, THE Talos.And for that matter, 3 of the 4 guilds require you to surrender your immortal soul to a daedric prince. Your fucking dragon-soul. What a great deal.
>>339152980
>Athlon 2 4x2.6 ghz
Is that some ancient Aztec processor?
>>339191978
>implying they can collect