your games are slowing down the computer!
uninstall all of them right now!
I'm still mad about the final episode.
>>339064253
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
>>339064253
>anon could you check the computer, its being slow again
>>339064367
What happened in it?
>>339064253
Yes
>>339064367
The last episode was fine. She's a good mother who only wanted the best for her kids. Malcolm always thought that everyone was below him, and became selfish because he thought that he was owed something. Malcolm didn't cop out and realize his destiny wasn't his own after the revelation, he realized his mother was trying to support him and motivate him to use his gifts to help others.
I don't remember her speech at the end, but I do agree that all Malcolm's experiences will shaped him into a better person.
>>339064253
Its not my games...
>>339064253
>Origin.exe
>Steam.exe
>iTunes.exe
>On a computer running Windows 10
>>339064580
Triggered
>>339064253
B-b-b-but it's my computer?
>>339064585
>Malcolm gets offered a sweet fucking job right out of high school
>Bitch mom turns it town on his behalf
>Malcolm is rightfully pissed and asks why
>"hurr durr we want you to be miserable and work your ass off so you can become president and fix our shitty lives for us"
>Malcolm goes along with it because he's a bitch
>>339064706
You're forgetting the part where the parents mistreated him for his entire life, including several incidents of financial abuse.
And the part where the family's shitty living situation is entirely the parents' fault, and they still wanted Malcolm to fix their shit for them.
Wait a minute,
>PC
>games
Never mind, its your father downloading porn.
>>339064253
How the everliving fuck did an entire generation become so indignant despite technology changing constantly around them that they believed they were right despite knowing literally nothing
Is it human nature?fuck will this happen to me in 20 years?
>>339064253
You're not my mom, this isn't your computer, get out of my house.
>>339064253
>that episode where they play the sims 1
>>339064253
Why does this look like a failed attempt at bubble porn?
>>339064775
>Origin.exe
>iTunes.exe
Literally who ?
>anon uninstall your games it's giving the computer viruses!!
>>339064253
nah its probably all the porn I downloaded
>Anon! You need to take all those games out of your computer! A computer is like a pack mule! You put too much stuff and it's going to slow down!!
>Anon! You need to turn off your computer and stop leaving it on all the time!! The machine is going to blow up being run 24/7!! Everything needs a rest sometime or else it's going to damage!!
Fucking parents and normies... so ignorant and always applying real world shit even to machines.
>>339064884
He should have become emancipated like Francis
At least Malcolm had a plan
>>339065150
>where mine?
>looking at himself in the mirror
>>339064884
This.
He already had the taste of humble pie throughout the series. There's no reason to fuck over his chances at a good job to give him some false sense of 'humility'.
Lois was just a selfish bitch like her mom - even Hal doesn't deny it.
>>339064958
This is a big fear of mine.
>>339064253
>uninstall the games
>go back to playing console games
>computer gets worse
>get blamed
>haven't touched it in weeks
>take it to the shop
>repair guy says it is because of viruses
>shows mom how to check history
>loads of porn sites
>tfw got to play Brood War again because of all the porn dad was watching
>>339064958
It's already happening to /v/. A lot of people here are in the mindset of
>hurr millenials are ungrateful assholes durrMost of us are millenials, which makes it more ironic
>Anon stop typing so fast you're going to break the computer!
>>339064884
>they still wanted Malcolm to fix their shit for them.
There's some truth to that, but even though Hal and Lois made mistakes they still do what they do to keep a roof for their kids.
Have you actually seen white trash families? Collecting welfare and just popping out kids. If that's what they did and then told Malcolm to fix their shit, then I would be upset. Both his parents worked a hated their jobs but still struggled. What did Lois want Malcolm to "fix"? She always taught him to work hard for what he wants, even forcing him to get a job so that he can be independent. It may be hard to understand, but family ties are usually stronger than that paycheck would've given him.
>>339064884
>financial abuse
wat
>>339064958
Well sometimes I feel like a old shit when I see kids getting all this internet fame while I don't know how reddit, Instagram, vine works and I have an urge to throw-up every time I get a look at a mobile screen with Snapchat or candy crush.
I can't comprehend why they expose themselves so much.
>>339064958
CNET's freeware installers include malware and spyware
Marketers were trying to bring a federal case against Adblock and ad blocking software
SOPA and PIPA
ISPs individually charging Netflix billions
You don't even want to imagine.
>>339065927
Uh, Malcom's family was middle class. They didn't have any shit to fix aside from a wayward son. Louis was being a bit selfish.
>>339066007
I'm in college and don't have any form of social media or phone games
Only phone game I ever had was this top down free rpg that was pretty fun for a while before a fucking massive difficulty spike when you returned to the second area
>>339064958
We were born when shit started getting standardized. There were literally hundreds of tutorials on how to use email, computers, the internet, back when it all started getting off the ground. Making web sites used to be this huge career people strived for. You had to learn so much code. Now a single program can do it and literal children were able to do it using MySpace.
It's easy to imagine a lot of people would ignore the process altogether after seeing how time consuming it would be to invest in.
*deletes the shortcut*
>>339065927
Except the hardships Malcolm's family go through are still their own fault. They're all horrible, self-destructive, irresponsible people who deserve to die in the gutter.
>>339066000
Besides the example I already cited, Malcolm's parents stole a college grant for Malcolm and used credits cards in his name for themselves.
And Lois took Malcolm's paychecks.
>>339065225
>You put too much stuff and it's going to slow down!!
Which is technically correct.
Anyone use those programs that close unnecessary processes? Are they even worth using? Because there is a ton of shit that I know I don't need open but too lazy to google every single one
>>339066429
this
>>339065927
>Lois and Hal
>Trailer trash
Not even close.
They were middle class.
>>339066773
>Not getting enough ram where you literally don't even need to worry or give a fuck about this shit.
I can run Firefox in the background while playing a game at the same time and never encounter slow times, hangs, or memory errors.
>>339064884
>mfw remembering malcom now spends his days shitposting on twitter about how he's rich and the rest of us are poor, envious shitheads
I wonder if he still hangs out with stevie
>>339067098
Never called them trailer trash. Just used them as an example. They weren't poor, but from the state of their house, and the fact they needed two jobs, they were lower middle class. Hal's parents being rich might've helped their situation, too.
>>339066429
Yep.
>>339067196
It's nice to know that people who work together on set sometimes wind up good friends.
>having to explain to parents regularly that the router and internet they pay for has absolutely nothing to do with how quickly the computers loads
>>339067652
>The internet is down or going really slow.
>Thinks there is something wrong with the computer.
>Immediately blame you and your video games.
>Tell them its not your fault, its the router or an issue going on with the internet provider.
>Complain that you are always looking for excuses and not owning up to your bullshit.
>>339067134
>I can run Firefox in the background while playing a game at the same time
so this.... is the power... of a fucking toaster
anyone else want to fuck her like crazy, esp. in the episode where Hal is making her ass huge?
>>339064253
Both my mom and dad did this.
>craptop is heating up constantly
>blame my games
>only had one game on it
>"well that game is a virus then"
Well. Also
>a few years later
>dad has installed windows ten, it just came out
>visiting him
>insists that my game from years back is the reason the craptop is even worse
>not because windows 10 runs shit on laptops
>>339068252
>>339068252
I wish I could still experience wanting to fuck someone like crazy. I haven't been able to get a decent hardon without physical stimulation for years.
>>339068763
stop wanking so much, leave the house etcetc
>>339064253
You're right mom, but it might also be porn and the shitloads of anime
>1TB HDD almost filled up
>don't want to waste money so not buying another one
How the fuck do you even fill 1TB worth of data?
>>339065927
this kind of mindset right here is why whites are being phased out
weak minded fuckers saying o-oh ok well it could always be worse :;)
>>339069693
not what it says in any regard. Show me what makes you think that
>>339069326
Lots and lots of dolphin porn
>>339069326
>only has 1TB of porn and chinese cartoons
wait until you reach your 20s anon.
>>339070553
Maybe stop downloading 1080p releases
>>339064580
>click here to win a free lobster dinner
>>339067872
>downloading chinese cartoons all night
>wow anon the internet sure is shit, maybe we should change provider
>n-nah it's probably just i-interference on the line
>>339064253
Post the screencap. You know the one.
>>339070637
>anything lower than 1080p being acceptable
i didn't know i was speaking with a sonygger
>>339071189
Are you some sort of weirdo that watches his anime on a TV?
>>339071289
>not having the option of watching anime on a tv
>implying sitting 3 feet from a monitor with shit resolution is any better than sitting 8 feet away from a tv running shit resolution
i was just joking about the sonygger stuff, don't tell me i was right.
>>339064580
My grandmothers in a nutshell.
>anon your a computer science major why is my computer so slow?
>well nanny you have a thousand task bars, and you have a ton of as ware
>I use that for my solitaire
>baka
Does anyone have that story/pic of where a mom and a sister annex a guy's computer because they thought he was installing viruses through games or something? If I recall correctly, it was a computer he paid for himself, too.
>>339071038
>just delete the shortcuts off of the desktop and start menu
>WOW THE COMPUTER RUNS SO MUCH BETTER NOW, YOU SEE YOUR GAMES ARE BREAKING IT
>mfw
>>339071038
Please don't, my soul can't handle reading it.
>>339064253
Fine, I'll do it
>delete desktop shortcut
>>339064253
>its a /mommycore/ thread
awww sheeet geddem tendies goin
>>339071289
>not watching anime on a TV
>>339067196
He did that once to that guy because he was being a fag.
>>339071620Bad b8. I could tell those were solid lines form the thumbnail.
>>339065435
>calling people ungrateful assholes is the same as going bonkers about technology problems you know nothing about and blaming it on your offspring
I'm going to have to disagree with you on that one
>>339064253
Uninstall them. Oh, Will you look at that its still running slow.
It's almost like you don't know jackshit about computers.
>>339064253
>parents give me shit for gaming on old ass gateway
>build own computer
>after a couple of months parents computer has viruses and a bunch of bullshit
Oh boy i was laffin
>>339072156
It's not meant to be bait
>>339064935
I'm sorry you have a bloodborne box, sonypony
>>339071038
>>339071583
>>339071620
Well now my day is ruined.
>>339072156
it's not bait you fucking moron, it's the fact that just seeing the screencap, or something in the same general shape as it brings back so much rage
>>339066429
DEVLISH
>>339071620
Fuck god dammit raaaaaaaaaaage
>>339072290
>>339072346
Guess that joke was a miss. Yeah I get that it's supposed that the point is it makes you automatically think of the image despite the fact that it's not.
>>339071620
>>339072156
Fucking retard leave
>>339071620
FUCK
>>339065225
Nice job slowly killing your computers you uneducated slob.
Ding dong
>playing a game during a storm
>hear thunder
>"Anon, turn off the computer before the lightning fries it."
>>339071620
You mother fucker
>>339072919
This actually happens you dumb frogposter
It happened to my old PC
>>339066429
so evil
>>339072909
I just find this funny, now.
>>339073035
>not having an ups
learn to computer
>>339071620
>Too long
>2012
>Too long
>2012
>>339072919
but shes right dumbass
hell even an abnormally high voltage coming from electricity line imperfections can fry your computer, just imagine a god damn lightning
you have to disconnect it, not just turn it off
>>339073480
if you live in 1990 maybe
>anon, your games are messing up the computer
>dad, i bought this in a store, why would wal mart sell you a virus on a disc, why don't you uninstall bonzai buddy
>NO ANON I NEED THAT
>>339065414
Was it you on the porn sites? Is so. That's fucked uo dide
>>339071620
I would have smashed it with a hammer. If I can't have something I paid for on my own and for myself, why would I let you have it?
>>339067652
We used to have a really shit Comcast modem in our house that would die out on us every other day and my parents always went to me to fix it.
All it takes most of the time is resetting it and waiting, but they're impatient fucks so they would instead pull me out of bed to push a button and sit around with them asking me "how much longer will this take?"
>>339071620
>>339072909
I don't want to believe this is real because it's just a 4chan greentext story, but I actually know some people who are like this.
>>339073598
wait, this isn't one of those "le 90's" threads?
>>339072909
It's rage-y but not THAT ragey-. He should've just moved out of that abusive hell hole
>>339066429
>.gif
WHAT DOES IT DO
>delete start menu links
Okay, done!
>steal running 24/7
>autoupdating
>vac sending your browser history back to valve 24/7
your mom is right, your shitty game platform is making it slower.
>>339072919
>mfw remembering years ago when my internet would go down whenever someone used the telephone or there was a thunderstorm.
>son your games are slowing down the computer
>you can play them but when you're done you have to uninstall them
>no son I don't care that they take a while to install you gotta do it so the computer stops being slow
>>339064253
It's actually not strictly wrong. Games don't slow down the computer, but shit 12 year olds install to play games does. Look at a 12 year old's PC and you'll find horrible trojan-ridden Minecraft trainers and latest online shooter "cheats" and all sorts of ridiculous shit that completely ruins the system's usability.
>Internet is slow as shit
>go check on the modem
>see dad is on his Roku
>"hey stop using the computer, my movie buffers every 10 seconds"
>mfw
I think parents just don't want us using the internet
>>339064580
>bonzi buddy
Is that fucking Joels computer?
Also
>>339064253
>your games are slowing down the computer
>turns into a stepmother raped by stepson porn
>>339074408
I'm more than glad that dial up is now obsolete
>>339074858
I remember trying to play Sonic Robo Blast 2 as a kid and accidentally putting all of the files for it on the desktop. And I tried to install mods the best I could and just added to the mess.
My family thought I managed to fuck up the computer by doing that.
>>339075212
And they were likely right. Not by Sonic, but by other retarded things. Their deduction was wrong, but their conclusion that the mess in the OS was your fault was most definitely correct.
>>339072909
I remember his mom being a dick, BUT A FUCKING LOCKSMITH?
>>339066697
Too much stuff on your hard drive isn't going to slow things down, although you should have some free space on the drive so you can do defragging. Also I'm not sure how Windows does it's paging system and if there's an actual page file, or if it just uses the free space, so free space may or may not affect that.
Having a lot of background processes will slow things down though.
>>339071637
Holyland was so good. Never again will we be graced with such a quality manga.
>>339071620
>>339075792
It actually does for HDDS.
You need to keep ~15-20% clear or else your R/W speeds will go down.
Take a before and after benchmark if you don't believe me.
>>339075846
suicide island is shaping up nicely
>Internet slow as shit
>Can barely go to a website
>Go downstairs to see what's up
>Roommate is watching YouTube
>And Netflix
>While streaming music
>While torrenting movies
>"Internet works fine for me, Anon!"
>MFW
FUCK PEOPLE LIKE THIS!
>>339064884
It was more like...
>malcolm wants to do the equivalent of a dot com company and get lots of money up front
>parents force him to go to college and develop his gifts even further
>malcolm doesnt want to work hard
>family encourages him to believing he has the ability to literally change the world if he shoots for the stars
>malcolm reluctantly continues on the difficult path
Last episode was fine.
>>339071620
>>339076361
>streaming music
Absolutely gross
>>339075456
Well, yeah obviously it was me. But I honestly don't recall downloading anything else that might've fucked things up. If anything, my brother and sister were doing that stuff with Limewire.
>>339076082
I have two full drives and read and write speeds are the same they've ever been. Like I said, it only really affects defragging and page system. Why would it even affect r/w speeds?
If you have a reliable source to prove your point I'll believe you, but otherwise, the mechanic of reading and writing the hard drive does not suddenly change because of how "full" it is. First of all, the drive is a magnetic disk with sections marked as 0 or 1 depending on the polarity. Being full doesn't really matter because the hard drive is always "full" unless your files are so fragmented it has to jump from sector to sector. Reading the file table isn't a huge issue either.
>>339076361
>torrenting movies while dicking around on YouTube and watching Netflix
>house starts creaking as the beast upstairs begins to move
>check the time
>no, not time to refill his trough yet, what could it be?
>"the internet is going sloooooow"
>hambeast doesn't even try coming down the stairs to complain, his ankles would never make the trip
>"too bad bitch"
>laugh at him as he lurches back into his room
>queue a few more torrents up
>>339075018
>get home from work
>ready to relax
>start watching movie
>keeps buffering
>don't even have to check, you know you're neet kid is on the internet
>tell him to take a 2 hour break off the fucking internet so you can enjoy the full potential of what you pay for
sounds like a perfectly valid complaint to me.
![[takes intense bite].png](https://i.imgur.com/TNPhZ4Y.png "[takes intense bite].png")
>tfw Uncle would let me play on his computer when I went to his house
>Remember having DOOM, The Sims, RCT2, and Quake on it (All installed from the original disk, mind you)
>Go to his house one day
>There's an entire fucking line of dead pixels on his monitor
>He tells me that my games are loaded with viruses and they've ruined his computer's "visuals"
>Tells me to delete everything to get rid of the viruses
>Try explaining to him five million fucking times that he's got dead pixels and not a fucking virus
>He's still convinced that my games are somehow fucking with his monitor
>He stands there and watches as I have to delete all the games
>He then makes me "kill the viruses"
>Go to a folder in his Documents labled "Antivirus"
>There's seven gorillion different anti-virus apps downloaded
>Only legit one that I spot is Avast
>Ask him why he has so many
>He tells me that "The more Anti-viruses you have, the less actual viruses you have"
>Just decide to use Avast
>Run a scan
>Literally no fucking viruses on his PC
>Tell him that I was right, and that his monitor has dead pixels, not a fucking virus
>He's still not convinced
>He thinks that I loaded the computer with some sort of Super-Virus that was "trained" to avoid detection
>Bans me from the computer indefinitely
FUN FACT: He still loads his computer with Anti-virus apps to this fucking day.
>>339065225
Leaving your pc on 24/7 is bad for it. Filling your HD with shit is going to slow it down too.
>>339064253
Uninstall everything except Overwatch!
>>339076701
Not having a computer truly is hell
>>339071620
I think this has been posted more than the actual screencap at this point
>>339076870
>cool/heat cycles are much better
?
>>339076595
>Muh anecdotal fact
excellent.
Hard drives still have to iterate over data you mt stupid fuck.
Now go do some benchmarks.
>>339076701
>throat feels sore
>takes 5 different pills
>>339076701
Why d9nt you guys just say fuck you to these people?
>>339076870
>hard starts and cold boots are better
>thinking the computer won't outlast it's usable lifespan without needing to upgrade either way.
>>339077148
>off by 1
Whelp better luck next t9me :^)
>>339064253
They never cared if you were telling the truth, they just wanted you to stop playing games or looking at anime titties on the computer.
>>339064884
Fuck you anan. That last episode was fine, and if you missed the point, then lol amerifat
>>339076701
Is he Indian? That shit sounds Indian as fuck.
>>339071189
The VAST MAJORITY of content of that sort is 720p. Anything labeled 1080p is a garbage upscaled piece is shit. You'd get better quality configuring your renderer upscaling options and using a good algorithm in the first place. The only times you'll ever find anime in 1080p is rare 1080 Blu-ray releases.
You didn't know any of this? Oh sorry, I didn't realize I was talking to a fucking computer illiterate retard baby worth a toaster who knows nothing about technology other than what he reads on 4chan
>>339077382
What3ver fag
>>339064253
>sharing the PC with parents
What are you, twelve?
>>339071620
There must be a name for this phenomenon where I can instantly recognize something from that far away and just from the thumbnail.
Oh yeah, incoherent rage.
>>339077915
Well anon that wasn't very n1ce now wasn't it?
>>339077820
Most anime movies or OVAS are 1080.
And Japan is slowly moving up to 1080 for regular series.
But yeah you're right besides that.
Not the anon you're responding to though.
>>339077990
Lurk more new friend.
>dial-up internet
>watching youtube videos on very low at 2 in the morning
>5 minutes to buffer a 10 second video
Kids these days don't appreciate high speed DSL internet.
>>339077015
>Take a before and after benchmark if you don't believe me.
That's anecdotal retard.
Please explain how a more full hard drive slows access to files, because that's not how hard drives work. The OS has a file table that contains the location of the files and their segments on the disk. The hard drive reads the segments. There is a seek time based on moving the head over the correct position on the disk, and rotational latency based on rotating the disk so the proper sector is under the head. Neither of these are dependent on the amount of disk usage.
I don't remember how FAT works since it's been a while since I've programmed anything related to it, but the only way I see the HD slowing down due to space usage is because it would have to look into the FAT to find the file, but again, this isn't directly related to reading and writing the disk, but file access.
>>339078349
Woops, I wrote "slows access to files" but what I should have wrote was "slows read write speeds" given what I wrote in the last paragraph.
>>339071028
>sonic 06
>>339078336
>covering the computer with pillows and blankets to muffle the dial up death screeches
i dont miss it tbqh
>>339073842
Have you ever been so angry you could only laugh?
>>339078349
>I don't know what words mean
We know.
>>339078704
>I don't have an argument
We know.
>>339073642
No, but my cousin did take the bullet for me when I was older and it was my fault.
>>339065225
It's true when it comes to disk lifetime from caching and page writes as well as transistor wear.
It's right, but for the wrong reasons.
>something breaks
>family comes to me before they've turned it off and on again
>tell them to turn it off and on again
>it works
Somehow they haven't cottoned on.
>>339072909
> stories that totally happened
Lois had a nice ass
>>339079069
>restarting to overcome issues instead of learning wtf happened and how to fix it
but that's how i learned to computer so gud
>>339076367
Nothing to stop him going back to college later after he took advantage of this amazing opportunity
>>339076996
>>339077169
They are better though. Even factories need to be cooled down eventually. Most machines benefit from a cooling down period.
>>339079069
>Not installing adobe reader like a real IT
>>339079310
but then it would be against Lois' plan
She wants him to suffer so he may have a level political voice
>>339079295
While that is true, restarting does solve things most of the time. The most recent case I can think of where it hasn't was installing Gentoo.
>>339065201
This was my mom.
Nooo my sister downloading music on Limewire did that you bitch
>>339076367
The company was going to pay for his education and then some, they just wanted Malcolm to live like a shitter even longer because it would build character.
Like his entire poorfag life wouldn't have done that shit already.
The last episode was garbage.
>>339079434
>She wants him to suffer
All the suffering he's gone through up to now has just fucked him up more. Suffering wont fix his raging autism that'd bar him from any publicly elected office
>Be a little kid
>Walked in on my dad masturbating to Simpsons porn
>Really crude and early Simpsons porn
>He didn't notice me in the room at first
>I stood and watched him
>He was masturbating to Marge with super large nipples
>Skinners mom in the picture crawling across Marges left nipple
>Dad turns and sees me
>Panics and starts acting really shocked
>Comes up with a plan
>Shouts for my mom
>She comes
>He tells her he caught me on this website
>He told her 'it is that simpsons driving videogame he plays' referring to The Simpsons Road Rage
>Mother storms into my bedroom
>Takes the game
>Takes the disc out
>Dad laughs and says 'anon told me he pretends the sound of the disc in the machine is Marge touching herself'
>she believes him
>snaps the disc in half
>mother leaves the room
>dad apologises
>tells me he will buy me something if I never tell her
>every birthday for 4 years he buys me whichever Simpsons related gift I want
>she ended up cheating on him
>with a man named Seymour
>implying that being president will help malcolm's family in any way
>>339078585
This is still one of the better tattoos I've seen.
>>339079413
>Even factories need to be cooled down eventually. Most machines benefit from a cooling down period.
[citation needed]
>Had parents that regularly played Everquest.
>Would let me play games like Dungeon Keeper 2 or DOOM
>Never had to deal with any of this shit.
Who /techliterateparents/ here?
>>339079824
Oh shit, I hope this is real.
>>339079824
alright
>>339065201
I never get why parents think installing a legit game using the legit disc gives the computer viruses? Dumbass parents I tell ya.
>>339064580
I've seen some shit fixing computers for a living.
Hell I've seen this on a windows 8 AIO
>>339064884
He'd probably remember that and end up working for big pharma whilst giving no fucks.
>>339079824
This makes no fucking sense.
Why would he call your mom instead of hiding his shame and bribing you anyway?
This would make more sense of you called your mom, but only until you wonder why the kid masturbating would call mom.
Your dad is fucking dumb
>>339079824
>there was once a time where tram param and julius zimmerman were the height of western porn artists
>>339080298
for most parents PC's were brand new technology.
Like all through high school it was strictly pen and paper
>>339080501
>Try to look up Simpsons porn now
>Still flooded by that shit
I'M PISS
>>339080501
>tram param
>all that meg griffin porn I had saved on my old laptop.
Time for a nostalgia fap.
Go ahead, you only use it to browse facebook and watch youtube so any games is wasted space. In fact, let's trade, my 2006 laptop should be more than enough for your crap.
>>339078594
Every day Anon
>>339079413
so just set it to sleep then?
what's the big deal?
>>339064253
Okay mom
>Delete shortcuts off of the desktop
>Wow it's working so much faster now! Told ya about those video games anon!
I had a really awkward experience once in high school with drives
>Be me in chess club
>Our organizer is planning a party for the new members and asks us to bring something for the night.
>I volunteer to bring an external usb to run the powerpoint off of
>Had worked on the powerpoint project through the school computer lab.
>its one of those school distributed flash drives that are solid black, maxwell.
>Check the data to see its working, eject and head home for the day.
>Hang out with friend that night
>he leaves, next morning i head to my classes, and eventually the party.
>Hand drive to teacher, he pops it in
>booting up
>My face goes pale when I see the name isn't my drive, but my friends.
>Freaking out initially because its not my drive which means i don't have the program powerpoint
>it gets worse
>My friends drive is a list of numbered images
>they hit enlarge
>its 290 pornographic images of anthromorphic raichu girls
I have never ever forgiven my friend for this.
>>339071620
>>339080170
It's a double-edged sword because you can't get away with shit like
>I don't know why that porn tab was open. It was probably a virus!
>>339081275
But his parents let him play DK2 and Doom, implying they'd be more open to him looking at porn once he reached that age.
>>339081265
Why the fuck do parents always flip the fuck out and scream when they find you jerking off?
It's fucking bizarre, because they were doing the exact same thing when they were your age.
>>339064253
>hide shortcuts
Done, mom.
>"son why is my computer so slow"
>millions of task bars on IE
>get rid of all of them
>"wow this is so much faster now"
>immediately goes to reinstall all taskbars
>>339081470
My mom caught me shlicking once. She just made a high-pitched sound and then quickly closed the door. We never talked about it, but things were awkward for a few weeks.
>>339081470
I think they were mad because he was jerking it to another random dude jerking it. Like wtf do you do when you see that shit as a parent
>>339081175
Nothing, I'm just sayin', turning it on and off isn't damaging if it's not more than once or twice a day.
I also set mine on sleep.
>>339081470
It wasn't because he was jerking off, holy shit, read slower or something.
The dude was literally in a masturbation contest with another man on his screen.
>>339081470
>your mom has masturbated
>>339081640
>Teehee i'm a girl!
>"anon fix my computer, it has too many viruses"
>start doing things
>"NO STOP YOUR GOING TO BREAK IT"
>say OK and hand it back
>"nooo but you need to fix it!"
>start doing things again
>"NO STOP YOUR GOING TO BREAK IT"
>>339081819
>You've found your mom's box of glowskins, crevice jellies and special usage oils
I've never been the same since
>>339081819
Better than that, we've probably both masturbated using the same magic wandguy btw
>>339064580
Jesus.
>>339081819
And she also had sex with your father
>>339071620
Never seen this particular image before. Is it the one about the mom giving this guy's linux laptop to his sister?
>>339081801
>The dude was literally in a masturbation contest with another man on his screen.
>Are ya winning son?
>>339081975
Then eventually it get to the point where you get pissed and say "You do it!".
>>339064506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWgt4uIA99E
>>339081819That's not fair, she didn't even ask me if I could help first.
>>339081819
I'm so glad the most I've experienced is a half-second of my mother getting out of the shower and hearing the typical "ohgodohgod" of my parents having sex before I try my damndest to go back to sleep or blast music through my headphones.
I don't even know if my mom's masturbated and I'm comfortable not knowing that.
Parents complain that the sound on the PC didn't work in the last few months
>check everything
They somehow managed to deinstall the fucking sounddriver
>"oh I thought that was a virus"
Mfw
>>339081987
>little bro finds my moms dildo when we were younger
>asks me what it is
>I turn it pointing up and tell him it's an alien foot that goes to some project she's helping a friend with
>he believes it
>>339080501
>tram pararam
I wish i could incinerate it all
How the fuck are they still around?
>>339081265
Can you even get wins off of Omegle anymore? I'd imagine it's all guys jacking off and fake came by now.
>parents know that I know more about computers than they ever will
>they take everything I say about computers as gospel
>I teach them how to avoid sketchy games, programs, and adware and how to keep a computer clean
>their computers are always perfect when I check them and never have any trouble
you people must have retarded parents
>>339082495
Yeah, i'm pretty sure girls just go on Tindr for their helping of guys worshiping them
>>339082501
>things that never happened
>>339082501
>you people must have retarded parents
People have not been taught to mind their betters in some time, and hence my parents don't mind me.
Their loss
>>339081819
>had a huge crush on this girl since middle school
>don't see her for years
>we end up working together
>finally get with her
>essentially the "girl of my dreams"
>turns out she's fucked like six other guys since then
>conflicted as fuck
It could be worse.
>>339082401
>>339080501
>Tram param
Holy shit I remember this, my brother had that shit on his computer and my parents thought it was me.
The only thing that made me more upset than being accused was my brother's god awful taste in drawn porn.
>>339081470
They want to sexually repress their kids. Its the same reason why they'll spend over a dozen years pretending sex doesn't exist.
>get caught having sex with girl
>later watch a movie with family with an awkward surprise sex scene
>NO THEY WERE JUST HUGGING WITH SKIN COLORED CLOTHES
>>339065225
I can't believe this got so many serious replies. Congratulations /v/, you're retarded.
>>339076367
>>339079691
Yeah pretty mush this. You need to understand the working man's plight for when you become president. Go be a janitor while going to school rather than taking a job that will pay for literally everything you need for school and give you a nest egg for when you need to look for a real job.
>>339082725
>more experienced
>conflicted
Why are there people like you?
>mfw dad opens a 55 gig torrent and complains when the internet goes slow
>>339082667
Is it really so hard to believe that parents would take the word of someone that clearly knows more than them? What kind of shitty parents do you have?
>>339082793
>thinking this is a parody
My parents actually said this
>>339082861
You can be experienced and not be a whore.
>>339082861
>being a cuck
Why are there people like you?
>>339074408
>visiting parents sometime last year for a few days
>brought laptop for a reason I can't remember, probably something college or work related most likely
>doing something on it before I get ready for the day
>parents barge into the guest room I'm using
>"Anon, get off the computer I have to make a phone call."
>they've only had cell phones for the last decade, no land lines
>they don't even have internet
>never had internet
>pretty sure that laptop was the first time a PC has ever been in the house
I was more baffled than anything else.
>>339082501
My mom has always been that way, but it took me a while to get my dad to that point and he still fucks up occasionally. He is in his late 60s I guess.
>>339082960
>whore
How long are we talking about, though? If it's more than a few years then it's a complete non-issue - normal people go in and out of relationships. If they're underage (which, judging on their opinions, they probably are) it's a bit worse.
>>339082982
>cuck
You're close to the actual definition, but not quite there. Keep trying, though!
>>339064253
Okay.
>delete the desktop icons and leave the game installed
>>339082924
>Is it really so hard to believe that parents would take the word of someone that clearly knows more than them?
Yes, it is. Doesn't matter if the child has a masters degree in something, some parents will always believe they know more than the child in every subject because they are the parent and should not be questioned.
ever have one of those moments when you saw something when you were really young but didn't understand what was going on then had that horrible realization later in your life?
>caught mom and dad fuckin multiple times as a small child, but don't even know what sex is
>probably was a cockblock several times because of this wanting to sleep with them cause lonely or bad dream, etc.
>that day you realize what you were seeing some years later when it just pops into your head
>also years later, parents divorce
>dad is now into his 4th fucking marriage
>me and sis look to swipe a few bucks while they are gone (like a few bucks in quarters, we just wanted to grab a pop n shit)
>instead we find his drawer littered with rubbers
>he was in his 60s by this time.
oh thats a nasty ass moment
Shut the fuck up and sit on my face mommy
>>339082725
>BAWWWWW THE GURL OF MY DREAMS HAS HAD SEX BEFORE
What, are you afraid she has a bastard son that will kill your royal heir and inherit your land and your vassals?
Who gives a shit, faggot?
>>339082916
One of the reasons I stopped living with my father was he'd torrent movies at full speed all the time. He wouldn't let me put any kind of throttling on his computer. He would turn it off if I asked without question but he KNOWS I hate asking him for anything or talking to him for any reason. He's not a bad guy, he just happens to be an obese, selfish smoking fuck
>>339082916
My father used to do the same thing, still usesinternet explorerto this day as well despite being pretty tech savvy
>>339066773
No bro. Don't ever use a program to fix your computer for you. It's not hard to figure out what you really need to have running in the background.
>>339071620
>>339079413
Most factories don't shut down, they have parts they can pull from assembly while the entire factory is still hard at work.
A factory, server farm, any large technical place has live parts always. This is why they are what they are. You would know this if you have ever had a job that isn't working flipping burgers.
Now I'll take a large number 8 with extra spit you burger jockey.
>>339082725
How old is she?
If she's like 22-28 that's kinda expected.
>>339083126
It was a little more than a year, I believe. One of the guys, and possibly the one she lost her virginity to, was like 28-years old while she was 17, so that kind of irked me.
>>339083418
Witnessed
>>339082924
>Is it really so hard to believe that parents would take the word of someone that clearly knows more than them?
Yes, my mother assumes she knows more about computers despite being horrible with them
her way of fixing the computer when it freezes is to kick it and bang the mouse on the desk
>>339082861
>being a cuck
>>339078336
>youtube
what?
>>339083213
Previous behavior is a fairly dependable indicator of future behavior.
Not that 6 partners over several years is a lot but in a more drastic circumstance it's definitely worth noting
