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What game features cute pit Lizards?
>>339048258
that's a cute gopher
>>339048336
no its a lizard
>>339048258
>>339048336
Looks more like a seagull to me.
>>339048258
Thats an odd looking dog
>>339048258
Thats a dragon not a lizard
>>339048473
>>339048508
>>339048510
no its a lizard u fucks
>>339048258
4chan: literally just reposting reddit /new/ minutes later since 2015
>>339048258
Why is that mole eating its own tail?
You guys ever seen a mole lizard? They're kinda gross lookin.
>>339048258
Ni no Kuni and Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World have some lizard monsters you can recruit if i recall.
>>339048510
Go to bed, Richard
It's not a dragon
>>339049250
I remember punch dinosaur in ni no kuni being rape incarnate
>>339048258
>google search returns "terrestrial animal"
WOOOOOOOW
>>339048258
MOTHER OF DRAGONS ????
>>339048258
Stupid fucking Akantor gimme those gems already
>>339048258
serious. what species is that?
>>339049985
speaking of which, theres that new monster hunter spinoff about tiny monster raising. Try that op
>>339050114
Armadillo lizard.
>>339048532
>literally the most toxic animal on earth
>so dirty not even bacteria want to live in its mouth
>hug it
>>339050114
ouroboros cataphractas
>>339050357
Thats a monitor lizard, not a komodo.
>>339050114
Skyrim
>>339049985
>got two spheres from my first two G Akantor hunts
>takes me 10+ hunts to get a single gem from HR Akantor
Whyyyyyy
>>339050543
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>they curl up and bite their tails showing only their hard spikes to the outside
cute
>not a lizard
Mention games with pangolins
>>339050949
Borderlands.
>>339050949
Monster Hunter
>>339050949
Pokemon.
I miss my lizard bro:(
Check out this cute lizard.
>>339050491
>try to hug komodo dragon
>disembowels me with its claws
>drop it
>severs my legs with its tail
Thanks nature.
>>339050491
Ah, sorry.
>>339051196
what lizard is that
how long do thye live anyways
>>339048258
post more of this critter
Admittedly, I think these things are absolutely adorable, namely when they curl up into little balls and roll towards you.
>Having anything other than mammals as a pet
>>339048258
I love kicking those fuckers off cliffs in Dark Souls 3. They deserve it thought, the cunts.
>>339051485
Mammals are for fucking casuals m8
Dont let my pet dodongos become memes
Keep away from my favorite animal
>>339051413
A Bearded Dragon, and I think they're supposed to live like 15 years but I found mine dead one day after 4 years
>tfw your fursona is an iguana.
>>339051378
What a cute emerald boa.
>>339051608
If I had to hang around you for 4 years I'd kill myself too.
>>339051608
You can pet those? where did you get it
Im sorry to hear what happened mang
>>339051545
this tail biting behavior is really interesting, reminds me of the old legends of ouroboros and tschinoko. The "serpent that bites its tale and rolls around" is a popular cryptid in history, I wonder if the legends were based on sightings of this animal or perhaps something related to it.
>>339051703
>having a fursona
>>339051378
DON'T
FRICK
WITH
ME
>>339051545
Is it trying to do ouroboros?
>>339051196
THICC
>>339051743
I'm actually a good looking and cool guy, but whatever neckbeard
>>339051703
>not a naga tittymonster
One job.
>>339051765
Calm down, turbo-nerd.
>>339051743
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
FUCKING SAVAGE DUDE
FUCKING WREKT THAT DUDE
OWNED FOR LIFEkys
>>339048258
Literally a wingless rathian
>>339051816
>good looking
>cool
>on /v/
lmao
>>339051743
I was not ready for this
You got fucked destroyed anon
>>339050357
But it's so cute
>>339051751
At a pet store, they are pretty common as pets here in Denmark.
>>339051743
Rude
>>339051816
Not me
>>339051545
They have some cool looking skulls.
>>339051470
there is a nice part where you can stand up on a ledge and have 4 of them try to get you but cant
i found it cute letting them all roll and breathe fire and try to kill me while i sat and watched
>>339051765
Tsuchinokos are just fat snakes.
>>339051545
>they only roll up when threatened
>this faggot is still holding them
Bad faggot. Bad. Leave the wyvern alone.
>tfw beastposters
>>339051816
whats being good looking got to do with it?
Insecure much?
>>339051819
I feel like the roles should be reversed in this picture
>>339051782
>Those menacing beady red eyes
>>339051934
I want to put bombs in its eye sockets.
>>339051768
>not having a Bartleby fursona
>>339051819
>>339051846
>>339051914
Le so randum reddit humor, gee I just got #rekt, amirite?
>>339051964
It made it to where the relationship was too much for Mr. Lizard's heart to take.
>>339048258
Terraria has a lizard. Good fucking luck getting one though, its one of the rarest items in the game.
>>339051934
thats fucking amazing now i want one
not to kill him an put its skull as a trophy, of course not, they are cute as fuck alive
>>339051782
bugs sweat? i never knew, it seems hes exhuming some liquid at least
Vibeo bames
>>339050357
>so dirty not even bacteria want to live in its mouth
>Saliva samples were analysed by researchers at the University of Texas, who found 57 strains of bacteria growing in the mouths of three wild Komodo dragons
>>339051378
looks like an anime character
>>339052127
he looks pretty chuffed being able to cross the road
>>339052058
DAMAGE
CONTROL
>>339051413
My vet said I did a good job taking care of my Beardie for living almost 10 years, and that that's really old for them.
I miss him.
>>339051840
Geez man, chill.
>>339048258
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
and why do i want to have one....
>>339052125
It's self-defense measure is to shoot it's own blood at it's enemies.
>>339052127
K9 units aren't what they used to be.
>>339052127
Get back here, Croco! Oh that crazy reptile, where does he think he's going?!
>>339052250
>insects
>blood
Leopard Geckos are cute.
Gex is adecentgame series.
Delicious snek
>>339052125
exhume = unearth something from the ground, usually used in the context of gravedigging, "exhuming a corpse"
You want "secrete."
>>339052250
The horned toad lizard does that too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEl6TXrkZnk
>>339052423
I'd let that dog suck my dick
>>339051196
fat burito beardie dragonz! ^_^
>>339052221
>those "*drifts into the abyss*" eyes
thanks for making me sad faggot
>>339052332
Hemolymph is insect blood you chubby little queer.
>>339052426
That Snek has a nice shine.
>>339052250
Uwot
>>339051485
This, you do realize non mammals see you as nothing more than the a predator, prey, or inanimate feeding machine right?except some birds
>>339052426
I want to rub my dick on it
>>339051828
I got you
>>339052438
No, he wanted "exude".
>>339052003
this guy
>>339052606
Non-mammalian race war when?
>cooler duo than YookaGaylee
Do you like qt Jackson's chameleons
>lizards
>not birds.
Birds are radical.
>>339052854
Could you imagine how it would look with tiny pink mittens?
>>339052957
>tfw my uncle made a big ass room just for parrots he keeps
I took a fuckton of pictures last time I was there, colorful motherfuckers. Some even respond when you start doing some weird noises in their direction with more weird noises.
>>339052854
Oh fucking shit nope
Only a matter of time before they grow opposable thumbs and exterminate the human race
>>339052496
That was taken a couple years before he died, he was just comfy.
What was sad was that in the months before I put him down, he got some sort of cancer and the bones in his hand just started disintegrating, causing his hand to massively swell.
>>339053080
or better yet
>>339052864
>that frog miniboss in majora's mask
>>339052854
That's it, who was fucking around with the universe's dev tools?
>>339053071
Post the pics
/v/ - Animal Enthusiasts
>>339053245
>you will never have a qt spooder wife
Tell me why we bother living this meaningless life.
>>339052957
Jesus fucking christ
>>339052957
I don't even like birds but corvids are patrician tier.
>>339053392
/an/imal threads on /v/ are some of the best
>>339053404
sorry i cant really give you a good reason
>>339053527
Actually anything that isn't video games on /v/ is discussed pretty well
Post more lizards niggers.
who frog here
LIZARDS ARE SO FUCKING COOL
>>339050357
just brush its teeth
>>339053663
Holy fuck
>>339052854
Thank god i wasn't born some million years from now. I don't wanna experience this shit fully evolved.
>>339053808
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
>wanna get a bunny
>live in apartment on third floor with little room
>thinking of a hamster instead
It's not fair for the animal if I can't provide enough comfort ;_;
>>339051946
If they are like any other lizard then they feel threatened 80% of the time
>>339053923
Feels bad man
>>339053808
heavens to betsy, do they normally get that big?
Vido jeeves
>>339052957
Crows are best bird
>>339054106
looks like ice cream
>you will never have a pet capybara
Just kill me now
>>339054140
>tfw my surname has Crow in it in native language
feels good man
>>339054015
Why everything has an albino version?
>>339048258
>le Ouroboros meme
fuck you lizard
>>339048532
Pass the lizard bro
>>339054015
>Those purple eyes
Gorgeous
>>339054020
>Feels bad man man man
>Yeah
>I know right
Check out this skink
>>339054202
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albinism
>>339053663
Imagine if hawks were bigger and did this to humans.
>>339054163
>wanting a dope ass pet with droopy eyes that just goes "eeey whatcha doin there mon" all day
Get a crow. Smart fuckers
>>339054202
nature is the biggest attention whore there is
>>339054349
kek
>>339054357
I would just dodge it and then destroy it.
>not owning a Gecko
>2011 + 5
>>339050357
It has a very mild toxic that isn't probably even used for killing pray, and the bacteria thing is a myth
They all look comfy
>>339048258
That lizard reminded me of this thing from Megaman X6.
>>339050949
>G-gomenasai
>>339054467
awww, those cute puppues :3
>>339054457
There's malice in his eyes. Kill it before it's too late. Fucker is plotting something.
![article-urn_publicid_ap.org_071efc7ecd3b497881d2444d06889374-6S66wUin1-HSK1-496_634x453[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M8m4Cgj.jpg "article-urn publicid ap.org 071efc7ecd3b497881d2444d06889374-6S66wUin1-HSK1-496 634x453[1]")
The albino gene in lobsters turns them blue.
>>339054451
Move aside, children
>>339054451
>left side
frick off you stinkin' lemming.
>>339054571
Fucking rad
>>339054632
Looks like a fucking douche
>>339054140
Crows are the only species of animals that are aware of the concept of fun.
>>339054632
WE WUZ DINOSAURS N SHIET
>>339054571
Ajhhhhh I'm gonna cummmmmm
>>339054467
damn dog is a bro, thats a retriever right ?
only a very chill retriever wouldnt try to eat one of those
>>339054571
so albinos are basically the shinnies of real world?
>>339054659
Don't those things smell horribly?
>>339054659
Now I want a weasel pet
>>339052127
smug ass fucking gator
>Born too late for Wooly Rhinos
>not fair
>>339052125
Bugs don't sweat
>>339054451
>attacks parachutes and paragliders.
Fucking Australia
>>339054790
I bet the liberals are having a field day with this clip.
>>339054790
The eagle looks like he can't believe what Trump is saying.
>>339054357
I would just use my fedora to sense variations in air pressure and cut it into with my japanese katana
>>339054880
>clip
>>339054790
t. berniecuck
>>339054715
I'd say every mammal is, and many birds probably too
>>339054632
Raptors are basically just dinosaurs.
>>339052127
"call in the croc squad"
criminals everywhere would shit there pants
>>339054983
someone please make a gif of the guy on the left
>>339054715
What about humans?
>>339054963
What breed of dog is that? Looks nice
>>339053917
it's fine those lazy faggots barely move
>>339054963
Aren't they strong as shit and pretty dangerous?
HAHA time for yellow bricks
>>339055020
I guess we're posting birds now
>>339054983
>that guy in the hat to his left
young people who are interested in politics are always the absolute worst
>>339048258
What kind of lizard is that? It looks like a dodongo.
>>339053857
it's already fully evolved you idiot, any larger and that thing wouldn't be able to sustain itself, that's WHY it isn't larger
>>339054659
Least weasels are actually vicious little shits who regularly kill things bigger than them.
>>339055152
I really wouldn't be surprised if Octopi have their own underwater secret society by now
>>339053857
>fully evolved
please stop using words you don't understand
>>339054963
Moar
>tfw I want a pet but I know it'd eventually die
I wouldn't be able to handle a cute animalbro dying
>>339053917
You really need two bunnies anyways, because they get lonely being the only one even if you give them lots of attention.
>>339054140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CZtbMRUGbE
>>339055152
Jesus fucking christ they get more intelligent the more I see them.
>>339050357
>Bullying the Komodo
This thread needs more snakes.
>>339054451
anyone got the image with the third one?
>>339055130
Yes. They're also notorious for being rapists. That's not just limited to their own species too. They have been known to rape female workers in orangutan shelters.
>>339055265
They're pretty smart, they can do mathematics and stuff.
Need a big brain to control those legs
>>339053808
Lmao, I hope the guy enjoys his leprosy
this thread is full of videogames
>>339055152
literally a video game enemy
>>339054880
It's really not hard to.
who can't find this funny?
>>339055328
https://youtu.be/pLJegq01S6A
Pterodactyls
>>339055396
Sauce?
What's going on in this thread?
>>339055404
>>339054451
nvm found it
>>339048258
Why are lizards so cute?
>>339055149
politics is all bullshit though so why would you care
it doesnt even matter who the president is because its all ran by rich people
>>339055396
Fuck off lad
>>339051782
BEADY
>>339055310
IS THIS HELL
>>339055459
Good work peng
>>339055472
>Need a big brain to control those legs
I'm not so sure if motor control directly correlates with declarative memory.
I'll bet it has a comparatively much larger motor and somatosensory cortex for its size than we do
>>339055286
The pets I've had die on me are easily way worse than any human relative. It hurts so bad for a lot of reasons but the biggest for me is that, if you end up putting your animalbro down, it's so hard to KNOW it's time. The doctors say they're in pain and you can tell they look kind of sick but you look them in the eyes and they fill up with happiness and their whole bodies wag back and forth because they just love you so much....
Sometimes I envy people who feel no connection to animals whatsoever and think of them as just tools.
>>339055110
judging by /v/, no
>>339048258
There should be more games like Nintendogs but with different animals to take care of.
>>339055295
>Watch me swooce right in
>>339055142
Is the wizard of oz about cocaine?
>>339055568
>Webm is named Ostriches
>Only 1 ostrich
>2 Emus
that's dumb.
>>339055459
I just can't get over how he looks like he is so fucking proud of himself after.
>>339055396
>No tail
What's the fucking point?
>>339055596
the nihilist is just as bad, with the added benefit of being pitiful
>>339055709
You mean like pets or like a zoo type thing?
>>339055294
Good point, one would already be difficult.
>>339055286
Get a tortoise, if you treat it right it'll outlive you and your children.
>>339054838
They probably can be brought back by the power of breeding or cloning. If the mammoth will be de-extinct, other animals may follow.
r8 my late night gaming bro
>its a girl tho
>>339055576
Who said germany doesn't have a sense of humor.
>>339050543
dude that was some funny shit lol
like holy FUCK that was some funny shit
some funny shit dude holy FUCK
OH MY GOD IM DYING OF LAUGHTER HAHAHAHAHA
SO funny
FUCK so funny dude lmao
funny so dude FUCK
was some funny shit funny shit funny shit GOD DAMN
LMAO laughing over this funny ass shit RIGHT NOW
HAHAHAHAHHA
HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA
>>339055152
Morph ball adquired
Reptiles are the coolest animals.
>>339055902
comfy/10
>>339055396
>Put some scales on a woman
>Upscale a bit
>Call it a snake goddess
Not video games.
Reminder to report offtopic threads.
>>339055902
>spread eagle
Sluuuuuuuuut
>>339055685
True, but they're still comparatively intelligent.
It probably has more to do with how they're solitary, big and slow, so they need craftiness to survive
>>339054753
Yeah, except God was super unoriginal.
>>339052854
That's no real is it? The movements look CGI.
>>339055979
Not too many scales though, that would be weird.
When are we getting a new (and good) Zoo builder game /v/?
>>339055826
A pet one would be cool. Zoo simulators are neat, but you can't really play with the animals in the zoo.
>>339055130
with the great apes orangutangs are the most chill and easy to handle but are usually not able to be pets in a lot of countries
>>339052127
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
>>339055571
that is the cutest fucking insect ive ever seen
>>339055902
I'd fuck it
>>339055286
I watched my dwarf rabbit die in front of me
>She was on her back rapidly twitching
>She stops moving and goes cold
She hadn't been well and was coming up to ten years, which is ancient for a dwarf bunny, but I was too sad to even move for around an hour
>>339056092
I loved that game. Had the complete collection
>Hold shift + 4 and get infinite money at the cost of your fences
>>339053551
Lost it.
>>339056121
the fucking animal that could literally rip your limbs off one day if it got pissed off effortlessly like it was peeling a banan isnt allowed to be a pet in most countries?
you dont fucking say
would u a snek?
>>339056209
truly the niggers of the animal kingdom
>>339048258
>Tfw you find out the pic is from reddit.
Op you are such a faggot.
armadillo lizards are so fucking cute, I want to buy one but I have no idea where
>>339056209
>DELETE THIS!
>>339055980
reminder that rules are for losers
>>339055571
>"Don't worry anon, I'm sure you'll find a nice girl someday! EHHHH Me?! But I'm just a moth!"
Would you have sex with a snake?
>>339055869
How affectionate are they anyway? I don't wanna give it love my whole life and get none back.
>>339056087
Jesus christ no
>>339056087
I guess I gotta kill myself now.
>>339056329
>hiss :3
>>339056209
this startles the shit out of me every time because I always think it's behind glass
>>339055459
I fucking love penguin
>>339056329
Would i?
>>339056087
Somewhere in the world, a male wasp got cucked by his female wasp partner with a mantis.
>>339056439
They are super affectionate to their handlers.
They get to know when you'll feed them and get all excited about it
>>339052657
Goddamn...those are some venom glads.
Yes. It's canon.
>>339054357
Not hawks, but there were once man-eating eagles in New Zeland...until they went extinct.
>>339056092
I still have the complete collection as well as a copy of ZT2 which I never really got into.
I preferred the isometric view with sprites much more.
rip in peace zoo tycoon
>>339056329
>>339056418
Probably not.
>>339056375
disgusting flying cockroach get out of the thread, this is reptile terrotiry
>>339050357
>>339054462
>>339052164
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/05/090518-komodo-dragon-venom.html
http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/06/27/the-myth-of-the-komodo-dragons-dirty-mouth/
>>339056439
they can be cunts
>>339056418
Literally my only fetish
>>339056583
cloacas are not made for that
>>339055571
I've read this doujin
>>339056329
Of course
>>339055568
Emus are so majestic.
>>339056583
>unlucky of him getting eaten by his snek waifu
>see a tail
>wait a minute
>that shape
>>339056087
Man, I used to play the shit out of Impossible Creatures.
>>339054790
to be fair I'd do the same thing
I mean do you see the fucking beak and talons on that thing jesus christ
>>339056543
>The Haast's eagle (Harpagornis moorei) is an extinct species of eagle that once lived in the South Island of New Zealand, commonly accepted to be the Pouakai of Maori legend. The species was the largest eagle known to have existed. Its massive size is explained as an evolutionary response to the size of its prey - the flightless moa, the largest of which could weigh 230 kg (510 lb). Haast's eagle became extinct around 1400, after the moa were hunted to extinction by the first Māori.
fug
>>339056507
Seems like a good deal for the mantis not having to get your head torn off after fucking.
>>339056664
how else do they get food out of their system?
>>339052854
SO CUTE!!!
>>339056118
They have a bunch of those pet caring/raising games on the DS.
Zoo Tycoon 2 has some light animal interactions.
>>339052854
What did god mean by this
>>339052854
It's like a go-between of a scorpion and a spider
>>339055152
DEFENCE MODE ACTIVATE
>>339056797
A bunch of motherfuckers without guns wiped out a species of eagles that killed shit about the size of 3 or 4 men.
I'm oddly impressed.
>>339056209
God snakes are the only animals that terrify me and I have nightmares of
>>339056507
MANTISED
I heard you guys wanted nightmares, want some nightmares?
Man, I fucking love animal threads on /v/
>>339051840
>calling someone turbo-nerd on /v/
Where do you think you are?
>>339055020
>>339056205
I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER
>>339057048
>Implying I wouldn't give the snek nightmares
>>339056302
you are thinking of chimps orangutans are extremely non aggressive in captivity, you also usually cant get them as they are endangered animals.
>>339054963
What is this from?
>>339057048
cute
>You will never own a pet fox
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Domesticated_Red_Fox
>>339055869
>tfw used to have a tortoise but when we moved to a new house in a forest it disappeared
I hope you live on tortoisebro
>>339055571
they are so comfy living in human hands that they lost the ability to fly
>>339056631
>RTS battering ram
>>339057048
Nah, snakes are cute.
>>339048258
Morrowind. Too bad the cat pets are cuter
>>339057139
That's because in Asia they turned an orangutan into a sex slave. The human race already fucked up it's one chance to have orangutans.
>>339056583
Fucking fags should only commission horses or dragons from etheross goddamn.
>>339055808
pumas are so god tier
>>339055896
Actually the latter is highly probable for both the Wooly Rhino and Mammoth. Scientists are actually trying to think of a way to do to them along with bringing back Sabertooth Tigers and Neanderthals.
In case of the last one I have mixed feelings.
>>339056087
At least it's not pic. related.
>>339057035
>not posting BEST Snek
>>339055571
>fake moth
Disgusting.
>>339057304
Fucking snake shills, get out of my vee
>>339056946
its a whip scorpion actually, although that one looks different
>be around 8-10 years old
>find a box with like 5 baby kittens in it
>their eyes still not even open
>decide to get them milk
>bring a plate of milk and put them into it
>they drown to death
>>339055812
>>339057386
Don't worry, I got best girl too.
>>339057242
Kind of how I imagine how it must feel to be an Orc/Ork.
>>339056092
Lmao the elephant is screaming and all the animals are like you cannot contain us
>>339057000
they didnt kill the eagles, they killed the prey of the eagles, so they didnt have anything to prey on anymore and they died
the maori killed flightless moa, literally giant chickens
>>339054467
I bet that house is noisy as fuck!
>>339057385
Just cripple a wing and they're harmless
>>339057000
Its pretty easy to do when you live on an island. Wolfs went exting from british isles after they were hunted down. Same with some species of orchids
>>339057461
DUDE MY FUCKING ARM
>>339057242
>>339057461
god damn they probably eat eachother more than their food
>>339051934
Looks like an Iksar skull
>>339057085
>Clearly want the D.
>>339057451
Based dog for trying to get that kid to man up.
>>339057386
absolute cutest snek
>>339057441
And you just sat there and watched them drown you sack of shit?
>>339052957
>that bird pulling a neo back bend dodge in bullet time
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT BIRD IS THE ONE
>>339057087
I want to get one of these giant burds and train it to be my henchman.
>>339057386
Real best snekMiia is great too
>>339055746
No, it was about the Silver Standard.
>>339057547
>Licking the tip of her tail
LEWD
>>339057461
Do these things feel pain? That one is acting pretty fucking casual about loosing a leg.
>>339057062
>"S-stop Onee-san, my co-worker is on the flower next to us!"
>>339057160
Wildboyz
Jackass but with animals.
>>339057006
Pussy
>>339055310
>this is right where the olympians have to run through
>>339057516
That's cute
>>339057670
i prefer miia because shes less of a cuntalice turned out pretty ok though and i respect your opinion
>>339055310
What in the fuck is going on here
>>339057627
its not like they were in it with their whole body.
the milk level was really shallow and i though they were just drinking.
>>339057832
that snek is fucking cute
>>339055571
>Oni-chan daisuky!
>>339056418
I wouldn't hesitate.
>>339054451
Australia is literally mordor, so not surprised they have fucking felbeasts.
>>339056418
nigga of course i would
>>339055571
>No moth girl girlfriend
Feels bad, man
>>339056269
>too sad to move for about an hour
That's me every single day, for hours
>>339057160
Wild Boyz.
IMAGINE
>>339057670
>tattoos
>>339056493
Would you?
>>339057913
>tfw long tongues are my ultimate fetish and I'll never have them because they can't exist
goodbye
>>339055396
At least make her a lamia or soemthing
>>339057650
>"I am heavy weapons guy."
>"And THIS is my weapon."
>>339052854
>snibbity snab :DDDD
>>339057650
>there have been Alligator Turtles found in the Southern US that have musket balls lodged in their shells
>>339057759
im sure they do, they can regenerate them though
>dude my arm, fuck you, took me like a month to regenerate my arm
>>339058145
stay mad
>>339058267
Are you retarded?
>>339057516
Fucking Kevin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuwprXAaSv0
>>339057771
>*miss* *miss* *miss* *miss* *miss* *miss*
>>339048532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrg9hYjW8ts
>>339058168NO! ITS NOT EVEN A MONSTERGIRL
>>339053857
Evolution doesn't happen on a scale.
>>339057650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjtCS0EEoCY
>>339058352
yeah
>>339058145
you know that aint happening
>>339058213
kek I couldn't find a good one
>>339052606
Not true, There are a few species of Lizards that are quite social with humans, namely iguanas and bearded dragons.
>>339054715
Dolphins too. Also Dolphins are one of a few animals that actively rape.
>>339058145
Yeah Seriously you weebs Rachnera is the best
>>339058464
yo that's fuckin brave wilderness
great channel
>>339058329
>getting a rapist stuck inside your vajeyjey
wouldn't it just cause more murders?
>>339058502
now thats just not true
rachnera wouldnt even get you in shape
>>339057771
>Bro runs away once shit starts getting heavy
Reminds me of high school
>>339058539
it comes out stuck to their dick you dingus
>>339048258
Dawww looks like a baby Akantor
>>339058432
Proof?
>>339058562
I didn't even know lizards could get fat
Somebody post the gif. You know exactly which one I'm talking about so do it.
>>339058356
source
>>339058638
these glasses
>>339058581
Sure she wouldespecially with all the kids to take care of
>>339058329
What if they rape you in the ass?
>>339057386
That's not a snek, that's a normal girl with snek's tail. Japs can't into proper monster girls.
>>339052854
>have mercy on the poor bastard
>>339058329
I refuse to believe you wouldn't feel that before you push in.
>>339058739
Jetshark.
>>339058742
>VR anime Pom is happening
>>339058732
this aint that kind of thread, pal.
>>339058924
Thanks.
>>339058793
you buy 2
>>339058870
>it's real
>>339058918
I don't think they had too many volunteers to test if it actually worked.
>>339058926
it sure is, with Monster Girl Island
Post cats.
>>339058970
That nigga stretched like fucking hungry hippos.
>>339055310
>drow move into the neighborhood
>>339058739
Jetshark
>>339059137
Thats a big pussy
>>339058356
jesus christ
>>339059093
imagine all your MonsterGirl waifus at one place in VR
>>339059137
fucking cats man, no matter the size they are all cats
>>339052854
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>>339056946
its an arachnid and its like a go-between of a scorpion and a daddy long legs
has no poison and its inoffensive, also has a broken leg
>>339059238
I'd kiss that thing if it didn't look like I'd get herpes from it.
>>339059013
you just had to ruin my day with posting that
That fucking infuriates me
>>339059137
>prosthetic legs
>>339059137
Why didn't we domesticate lions? They're pack animals, right?
>>339059238
what's up with aligator's faces
they always make me laugh
>>339059305
monstergirls are shit and only autistic weebs like them.
>>339058539
the idea is that penis goes in, gets stuck onto the thing and can't be removed unless surgically removed/without causing injury.
It never took off because logic would prove that the rapist would feel he was putting his dick in a tube of spikes, remove it and then he has choices.
>Beat the shit out of the woman
>Inverse it then wear it
>Remove then rape normally.
If a guy DID happen to get caught in one of those then it would almost guarantee the woman would die.
>>339059137
>already lost his legs to it
>still goes in
Nigga is clearly suicidal.
>>339059371
poor things
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>>339056418
All these snek images and no snake goddess???
>>339059410
Guess where lions are bruv
>>339057654
Bearded vultures yo
>>339059410
Because they eat shitloads of meat compared to domesticated animals we have. Also they can and will unintentionally hurt you with their claws and teeth. Humans are too weedy to play with them
>>339059374
that fucking strut
>>339055571
>tfw when you will never have a moth for a wife
why must i live in this hell
>>339059410
Because even domesticated cats will bit their owners sometimes. They do it affectionately, but it's still a problem.
>>339059305
I wont because I cant afford VR
>>339059512
Good point
>>339048258
Is that a baby Akantor?
>>339059494
Hey, fish-scaled woman
>>339055396
>>339059013
>there was no other family
why would the dad leave then?
>>339059447
Man, what did snakes ever to do Etheross?
>>339059447
>Random trying to hard
thats not even a MonsterGirl.
Burds
>>339057486
>I bet that house is noisy as fuck!
but also it can be very musical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xd4kniHJqw
Reminder this guy may not even be middle-aged
>>339059137
>tfw you will never have a lion husband
>>339059665
idk maybe because his mom was a lying bitch maybe?
cmon you fucking dolt
>>339056603
What? I only see two sneks. I wouldn't want to look for delicious moths where ever that's at.
>>339059704
Herd animals a cute.
>>339059774
i still don't understand.
even if the mom was a bitch and divorced him how come he never tried to come and visit the children?
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>>339058801
I want to F U C K this snake.
>>339059704
got sauce with sound?
>>339050357
>most toxic animal on earth
What isur mums vagania
>>339060012
Nope. I dont have sauce.
>>339059991
there are better options
https://youtu.be/e1hvoZvJsIk
>>339059665
His mom's a fucking cunt
>>339059957
Courts
>>339059494
What's the point of a snake girl if she doesn't have a tail to cuddle you with?
>>339059562
just to suffer
>>339052606
So?
>>339051816
I know this post is ancient, but I can 100% guarantee that your pet doesn't give a single shit if you're good looking or cool, but by that logic I can assume you're too retarded to take care of a pet.
>>339054140
Used to live in this apartment where when I left in the morning, there were always these walnut shells in the corner intersection. There was a walnut tree but it was maybe 50 yards away and I couldn't figure out what they were doing here in the intersection. Took me awhile to observe it, but there were some crows carrying them to the intersection, dropping them there, waiting for cars to drive them over and breaking them, and then the crows ate the meat.
Cool birds.
>>339060140
>not Papi
Bears are cute
>>339060275
>you fucking asshole
>>339060317
banti
>>339060275
oh god I'm dying
that fucking ralization of betrayal
>>339060317
I know not Papi
>>339060275
Cockatoos are the best birds ever.
>>339059474
He could just never remove it and keep stacking them.
>>339060309
Crows will actually wait for a red light to do that because they know the cars will stop. Crows are one of the smartest animals in the world. Up there with dolphins and apes.
>>339060484
Still cute.
>>339060248
>You'll never find moth wife's childhood pictures and tease her about it
>>339059957
Because it's a fake story you retard.
>>339055152
Is this an african octopus or a european octopus?
>>339060464
Hissss
>>339060620
Honestly, that was the only bear picture I had. Except for this one.
>>339060490
>Jackie chan with a baby, in a ladder factory after his friend got shot
>>339054163
Just get a guinea pig.
>>339060741
Reeeeeee
![Bridge-of-Death-monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-591681_800_441[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7TT8Onn.jpg "Bridge-of-Death-monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-591681 800 441[1]")
>>339060697
I-I don't know that
>>339054451
bald eagle is bro tier. hang out and catch fish together and shit.
Australia is a hellhole
>>339054650
L O L
>>339059374
SILLY MORTALS
WELCOME TO MY FIRELAND
>>339059538
lewd
>>339060951
>implying the Waterbear give a fuck
>>339061013
>the look on the lynx's face
He totally wanted to fuck the human up.
>>339061013
That lynx is terrifying what the fuck
>>339055472
Not really. Each legs have their own brain "part" that control the arms. They dont need to be attached to the body to keep trying to do things, until they die.
>>339059538
I wonder if it would let you fuck it
>>339060012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUwX5WHU_XM
>>339056631
>come on
>fuck I'm doing no damage
>>339061013
OTP
![Drowned%20One[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tQS14Qw.jpg "Drowned%20One[1]")
