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hey anon, here's your controller
getting it out of the way now
>>338997731
Every time
hey anon, here's your controller
>>338997410
I'm happy with the one I'm using
>>338998025
What the fuck kind of game did they design for this to be used with
>>338998251
racing games?
>>338998398
play with the dragon balls
You'll be player 2, mkay?
>>338998512
This is actually a good controller.
>>338998681
"The weird thing in the middle is an analog lever that simulates the dial on a pachinko machine, which adjusts the rate of fire."
>>338998165
I use that for PC gaming.
>>338998551
What the fuck am i supposed to do with it, fly a goddamn airplane ?
>>338998551
I see you like keyboard replacement controllers as well.
>>338998570
The hori one's are better.
>>338999229
What is the target audience for this thing? People who can't afford both a keyboard and a controller?
>>338997410
what's the downside? It's more ergonomic
>>338998326
Oh, it suddenly makes a bit more sense. I thought Sony was just being Sony then for a second.
>>338999015
I had a friend steal on from a place he was contracted to clean windows for the bastard since his first one broke. One of the red ball one too. I love them.
Here's your other controller bro.
>>338998551
I want one so bad but
>100 bucks on amazon
Nigga the novelty wears off at 40
>>338999048
what game is he playing, /v/?
>>338999214
what game is this?
>>339000029
Why is that capybara eating blueberries?
>>338999275
>>338999048
Could you fuck it?
>Hey anon wanna try my Power Glove?
>Here's your pad BRO
>>339000238
theres only one way to find out
>>339000197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAbcjKELdCg
virtual on, a game played with this controller
fun as fuck versus mech gameyou could have literally reverse image searched it you little shit, but telling people about VO comes before telling people to find shit themselves
>>338999229
>>338998551
WHERE THE FUCK IS WASD!?
>>338999275
The new Nx controller looks really comfy.
here's your controller bro
>>339000732
maybe I should have picked a better video than that, that guy is awful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi_MGtxiB2c
video is potato quality, but the guy is at least good
>>339000732
Step aside virgin
>>339000197
>browses /v/
>doesn't know what virtual on is
fucking madcatz
>>339001102
I read a DIY page on how to convert that into a USB setup with proper programs so you can use it with any game.
>>339001181
10/10 would drive with
>>338997731
>press start
>YoooooooooooooooooooooooOOOoooo
>>338998606
I wish I got one of these before they became stupidly expensive.
>>339001224
Original Xbox was literally USB with a different connector. All you had to do is splice the wires together.
>>338998769
>hey bro, can you turn the heat up? i'm freezing
This is not a light gun in any way.
>>339001420
Looks comfy
>>339001334
Still gets me
Jesus dick
>>339000238
It would be extremely painful.
Remember that time Sony almost tried something vastly different?
>>339001490
jesus christ id buy that. comfort of xbox controller with symmetry of dshocks
>>339001420
looks rad desu senpai
>>338998398
Why do I want this
>>339001604
For you
>>339001671
Too bad that thing is shit
>>339001102
Fucking amateurs
>>339001425
What the fuck is it then
>>339001736
>home version doesn't have LEDs
>>339000086
cave explorer
>>339001627
sauce
>>339001627
sauce
>>339000958
FD>FC
>>339001747
that's the same fucking thing
100% legit steam controller
>>339002018
The buttons are different colors.
>>339002018
This one has the pedals
>>338998854
>implying this wouldn't be great
Ergonomics and analog movement of a controller without shitty analog stick aiming.
>>339001836
https://youtu.be/aW0CkpFP-s8?t=11m18s
>>339001747
>posts blue button version
>calls others amateurs
Fuck outta here with that shit.
>>338997410
Looks like puffy widowmaker vulva
>>339001927
>>339001993
/v/. No need to thank me.
>>339001595
hey that's from Buzz! I remember that game, not too shabby
>>339002294
>dont even allow your employees to sit at work
>save money not buying chairs
>>339000539
that is actually pretty fucking cool, anon.
>>338997731
So why does he say "gollen palace" isnt it "golden palace"?
>>339001747
Man thats so cool but would be a total pain the dick. I cant wait for VR to integrate with setups like that for Mech Warrior-esque games
>>339002294
My friend had one of these split keyboards
Was fucking stupid since it had the B key on the far side so it made it awful to type on
>>338998251
Your mom ass.
>>339001334
>not posting full
>>339002484
I bought into the PSmeme. It was pretty good, but it still didn't come close to how much fun as legit time crisis arcade machines. Not having any knockback in the move thing took a lot from the experience
>>339001134
We're old anon.. Just let it go. We should have left here log ago.
>>339000895
>Not using superior CYKL layout
>>338998570
I actually own one and let me just say
it's awful
>>339002175
>that layout
So they may as well be a display piece?
>>339001425
I want this
>>338997410
I use a vertical mouse for work because it's much better for your wrist.
It took a week to get used to, but it feels fine now
I seriously wouldn't knock it.
I bought a wireless one for my PC and put my gaming mouse to the side when I'm not gaming.
>>339001334
To this day I dont know how the fuck would you use it.
>>339000958
>The AE86 controller
enough to make a man orgasm for eternity. If only we had g force simulation technology.
>>339003782
Wrong thread?
>>338999132
>NIGGA DEY ALL CHINESE
>>338998512
I own this and like it for certain games.
Good for Tony hawk I remember off the top of my head
>>339001102
>>339001747
You really only own one of those? How do you play with friends when they come over?
>>338998681
>coconuts japan
SIGN ME UP
>>339003637
I was just gonna ask is it good for gaming at all, my Logitech mice just seem to go bad way too often(Buttons go janky) and Razer seem designed for claw hands, and I don't do claw.
>>339000958
You are more than a brother to me.
>>338998957
How do you hold that?
>>339000029
What kind of ponce keeps a trophy in front of their speakers?
>>339001620
I remember the shit show
>>338997410
i b ought a lady at work a mouse like that. she had been an admin assistant and been typing for 40 years and using a mouse almost as long
she hated it at first and then a week later she was practically in tears of joy at how it reduced her hand pain.
i ended up getting her one of those super ergonomic sideways keyboards too and she said together the two things improved her quality of life.
>>339002086
why are you wearing jeans on your arms?
>>339000942
>Not .png
You fucked up
>>339001264
nice filename lmao
>>338998957
I have the PS2 version still in the box.
>>338998165
Fucking love those.
Make your own
I don't go anywhere without my trusty katana controller.
>>339004603
it's not as big as you think, you hold it by the handles. It's not super comfy though
>>339000539
i loved playing killzone 3 with this
>>339003637
so it's really less stressful for your wrist senpai?
>>338998551
Why are there 6 shift buttons?
>>339001490
dude fuck off man.
how else did I play batman arkham city on my xperia play....fucking onlive dude.
fuck you sony you stupid faggots way to ruin an awesome company.
>>339001396
underrated post
>>339001420
I had this exact thing but it was PS2 I honestly can't remember how I felt about it.
>>339001490
It's a shame onlive never really took off
>>339001620
>pass me the controller, dude
>I'm trying, it keeps coming back!
No one has the GameCube controller with the banana joystick?
>>339001708
It reminds you of your fathers dick
>>339009360
Dude his dad has a weird dick
>>339009320
"Why does this remote smell like ass bro!?"
>tfw playing Left 4 Dead arcade with the mouse and that weird ass button stick
>>339000086
Dig Doug
>>339009521
>IGN button
>>339009616
>BBal button
I ONLY BALL IN THE STREETS
>>339007656
>*unsheathes controller*
>>339009504
>japanese name is literally called "survivors"
>>339009504
That nunchuck looks like it would be handy for home use.
>>338998251
Kingdom Hearts obviously
>>339001334
All this time and I just now realized his back is arched into the air and he's reaching forward to use the sticks.
>>339010003
lold
>>339001620
in 2006 i was pretty damn well convinced sony was about to pull a sega, best case scenario
>>338998165
I use it right now.
It's great for tv-gaming, I don't need fucking table for my civilisation parties.
>>339002475
she's clearly seated
>>339007656
It's a dick controller.
>>339001620
im still mad they did to actually release this
i've been wondering how the thumbsticks work too
>>339009197
kek
>>339007656
>Nothin personnel, bro...
>>339001264
I've used one of these. It simulates hap tickets feedback perfectly. You could "feel" objects
>>339012993
>hap tickets feedback
You what.
>>338998251
It's pretty comfy if you have three arms.
>>339002489
Because it's how a black guy would say it in America, anon.
>>339000942
>>339005194
Here you go you fucking faggots
>>339004873
So he won't need to put them off when he needs to shit.
>>338997731
cringe
>>338998398
*pomf*
>>339000383
>fist of fury
oh my god
Here ya go anon.
>>339008679
For six gears, dumbass
>>339015094
is that actually yours anon, looks fuckin dope
>>339015413
sadly no. It's for this one game that I saw for XBox called Steel Battalion. When it was out that shit was like $200, and I was not going to sink that kind of money into it.
>>339015528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGgxRsaGdcA
Gameplay. Glorious mech-sim gameplay.
>>339015094
>They will never makes games like this again
>Instead it'll be all cheap crap gimmick VR garbage
>>339015094
Fuck I wanted that thing so bad as a kid but that fucking price.
>>338998251
Playstation VR
>>338998398
This is lewd.
>>339014247
Oh, so that's why he wears his shirt on his legs.
>>339012993
>hap tickets feedback
Am I getting meme'd?
>>339015759
that is fucking cool
>>338997731
This is some actual 9gag tier shit. Why the fuck is it always posted?
>>339013871
That looks like you spent time on it. Good job.
Anyone actually own one? I would wear mine at school
>>339016612
I can't even remember if I did that or not. Windows says it's like three years old.
>>339009521
Not as many buttons but...
>>338997410
That'd actually be pretty neat for an FPS. You're holding your mouse more like a gun.
>>338998165
My nigga!
>>339016792
fuck off lucas
>>339007084
I'll give you $20 for it
>>339015759
Slightly related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGOe4nVnjzU
Great game and amazing concept,it should be noted the guy who designed the mechs was one of the designers for the gundam series,hajime katoki.
also
>tfw the sega saturn will never be fully emulated
>>339017591
Turn on a light, you faggot vampire.
>>339015094
are you a drone pilot?
>>339000029
That's a weird looking dog
>>339018274
its 3am...
>>339018719
its a bull terrier
>>338998606
>>339001289
My dad bought two of these for me when he was in Japan like 12 years ago when they first came out. I still have them and they work great.
>>339000539
This thing was the shit. I played many hours of Killzone 3 with it.
>>339001420
I saw one of these at the shop recently for $20. I kind of regret not buying it because it looks cool.
>>339002360
Buzz! had similar controllers, but that one is actually from Scene It? on Xbox 360.
I kind of miss all the goofy controllers we used to get. I still have a bunch stashed away in my closet, like the Rock Band peripherals, and I own a ton of different arcade sticks for different consoles.
>>339013867
no its not
>>339001736
I don't really understand the logic behind having a controller for an arcade machine. Was Nintendo afraid that no-one would buy an arcade stick for Wii U?They were probably right.
>>339016604
Because people were less anal about shit like that when this image started showing up.
>>339009197
dead.
>>339019802
You're expecting too much from sheltered white kids.
>>339001420
I had one of these. It was awkward as fuck to use and triggers were shit.
Duke was better.
>>339004280
They sit in my lap
>>339009197
every goddamn thread
>>338997410
FUCK YOU
AND FUCK YOUR MARKER
>>339020797
That doesn't even look like it
here you go anon, go play smash bros.
here anon, go play arma
>>339000086
Looks like some Sony exclusive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl35QCbMi-c
do diy handheld consoles count?
made this one, its huge and unwieldy as a brick, but the self made d-pad and micro switch buttons are the best ive ever used.
>>339021132
Maybe not, but I still heard it. What a great line. I should replay DS2.
>>339021395
>playing patapon with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgivvpkAtw4
I will try it.
Is there any people here with a nogames 3 or 4, to tell me if there is at least the psp version os patapon on the psn store?
i was about to google this.
>>339021770
>He starts rapping about the fact he manage to kill someone with a wheel.
closed and deleted from history.
>>338997731
>what do I press to shoot?
>idk maybe the trigger you fucking moron.
>>339014702
oh my god that is so sad...
>>339022672
he totally linked the wrong post
>>339022118
im pretty sure they have patapon 1, 2 and 3 on psn
>>339023527
The worst part is that the controller costed half as much as the console.
>>339014702
What is this?
>>339019802
*lipsmack*
AYO HOL' UP
>>339014702
what does she mean by this?
>>339023589
i hope sometime i will emulate them without that much imput lag.
>>339023608
read the filename, and translate axis deadzones to a 2d flat surface.
Its where the joystic detects your position.
increasing deadzones hurts accuracy alot.
The actual goal here is optimization and power target.
>>338998165
God damn right, anon
>>339023747
you mean this thing has like dead zones outside its deadzone, around its center?
>>339023604
well i'll remember this next time i see a ouya tan thread
>>339023845
yes, its that shit.
If you manage to put the stick in there, it will take it as a no imput.
but with this you simplify alot how the pad imput comes , because its splitted into zones instead of using 2 axis.
>>339023747
>translate axis deadzones to a 2d flat surface.
>Its where the joystic detects your position.
whoa, whoa.. wait. i try to comprehend this.
so this thing is basically like a 3 stage digital joystick , like...with center dead zone, halfway and full joystick deflection, with directions as limited as a d-pad?
>>338998681
Looks like some kind of Japanese circumcision machine.
>>339024270
yea, but i starting to think that the bounds are actually smaller.
like this.
the square zones are the actual imputs, so if you land in a middle deadzone, it will send you to the nearest detection point, but that takes notice of the actual position between deadzones, so i dont know.
>>339002668
>/v/ takes a screenshot.jpg
The other guy's was better
>>339024895
but why?
who thought this would be usable?
>>339025367
My guess goes to shit devs who cant into implement actual analog imputs and translate them to digital buttons.
somewhat like pic, but for a development point of view, it could simplify the movement of a character or whatever.
>>339001282
Underrated
>>338998606
I have one of these and of my games it only works for Kirby air ride. I have no idea what game they were designed for.
There is a whole page in the options of BF2 dedicated to it.
>>339008978
that's some billy and mandy shit right there
>>339019739
Add one more button and that thing would be amazing for guitar hero/rhythm games.
>>339021395
>>339022118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HdWWhZ0hDM
>>339026486
>Starr Labs
>>339026550
I remember the Star Citizen developers saying one of the top 10 players on the leaderboards was using a racing wheel and they spent many hours perplexed at how he does it.
>inb4 "meme citizen"
>>339001340
>"Heads up, JC."
>>338998769
BIG BLACK DSTICK
>>339007656
That short thing isn't a katana
>>339009521
>ACK!
Anyone know of any games that utilize multiple mouse/keyboards?
>>339019276
Is your dad still around?
Man, this was good back when old "3D" games like Duke 3D, Doom, etc didn't reallly require mouse look.
The spinner supposedly worked with the DOS port of Tempest 2000, but I couldn't get that working and gave up.
>>339025808
they were designed with the gameboy player in mind.
>>338997410
What's wrong with that mouse? It looks usable, though the lack of space for the pinky is a flaw.
>>339001490
The D pad on them BLOW, worse than original 360 controllers bad
>>338998165
Why doesn't anyone put a trackball on a console controller, so they can aim like a trackball in a FPS (which is pretty damn close to a mouse), instead of using that awful "the joystick controls how fast you turn" bullshit?
>>339002294
Why do chicks with this kind of hair cut make me rock hard
>>338998398
>I'm the worst controller that you've ever seen
>you're gonna
>DIE
>MOTHERFUCKER
>I'm a bitch to clean
This is literally the best joystick on the market
STILL
They don't even fucking make it anymore
>>339028571
>>338998398
>you're gonna fumble controls
>and you'll lose real easy
>then you'll get frustrated
>and get hurt when you squeeze me
>>339008679
So you can activate stickykeys faster.
>>339019131
You must be lonely
>>339016604
Because 9gag is just old 4chan humor that's passed off as fresh.
>>338999132
>mandarin
>not even once
>>339029120
That's true for many places on the internet.
>>339029219
isnt mandarin the one where they use the latin alphabet?
>>339028764
This. It is fantastic and still works like the first day.
>>338997410
What is that? Like half an alien egg?
If I lift it up would half a facehugger just stagger out?
>Here, you will be player 2
here's your controller bro
>>339029913
i don't know why but that looks comfy
>>339001927
>>339001993
here fag wads, 20 seconds goolge search, jesus christ you're all lazy degenerates, i would assume you fuckin no lifes would have the motivation to search for porn instead of a girlfriend
https://nhentai.net/g/142349/
>>339027453
brilliant
>>339030259
>20 seconds of google search
do you even into grammar faggot?
>>339000895
Actually, in the exact same place as on a normal keyboard - under your left hand's fingers.
Give me a good controller for mechwarrior 4
>>338998251
I'm pretty sure that thing is only compatible with Littlebigplanet Karting. I literally know of no other games that support it.
i'm going to purchase a rollerball mouse for work.
What should I order? Please give me the exact item number. I'll follow up in prior threads.
>>339016792
Minority Report/10
>>339031042
best trackball ive ever used. finding one in mint condition is nearly impossible, and original packaged ones are stupidly expensive
http://www.amazon.com/Microsoft-D68-00007-Trackball-Explorer/dp/B00005853Z
>>339007656
first of... it's a tanto at most, secondly, do yo play that grabing it like a dick? cause it sure looks that way, just saying
>>339031681
damn I actually used one of these back when I was 12-13 years old
was pretty comfy but the downside was that none of my friends knew how to use it so I had to switch back to regular mice or I would be that weird kid with the strange mouse
>>339031042
You mean a trackball? I really like the Logitech M570. I actually prefered the wired version (who care about wires for a trackball?) but they don't make it anymore and they're super expensive to buy online (like $200+). At least the batteries of the M750 last for a long, long time.
>>339031681
Probably a similar situation, looks like packaged trackball are a good long-term investment.
>>339032326
this trackball was the reason ive never used a regular mouse again after i got it. it was so damn sturdy it lasted me more than 15 years, and then the optical tracker beneath the trackball died. in my ignorance i threw it into the trash and thought i just get a new one, when i realized microsoft stopped making these like 7 years earlier. and that broken trackball explorers can be sold for quite a lot of money for spare parts.... if i would have known this, i would have bought 10 of these, they were 90$ or something back then. today i used one in ok condition can cost you 200$
>>339000539
Played some Resistance at friends place with it, shit's good.
>>339001747
>blue buttons
>calls other amateurs
>>339021327
I actually really enjoy playing smash with just wiimote. Honestly like how you get arcade-style controls for movement.
>here's your controller, bro
>>339023747
>Input lag
What are you talking about?
>>339033795
I played on the psp, and later on a emulator.
Had more than ok machine to run it.
>ace combat x looks slow, even the audio goes slowed down
>patapon works good, but there is alot of imput lag
You say i should try once more if there is none?
have you played it?
>>339034446
>Had more than ok machine to run it.
what does this mean? emulating is all about the cpu
>>339034630
Had a phenom2 x4 at 3.3ghz.
Now i have a 4790k at 4.6.
I should try it anyways...
At least was a reminder.
>>339034870
You should definitely try again with that cpu. It should run a lot better
>>339034870
what the fuck am i looking at
>>339030069
It's not the same when it's just circles
Also, fuck you
>>339034906
found both the iso and the emulator, have been updated alot, this looks good so far.
>>339035287
ebay scam.
>>338999048
is this on steam?
>>339035287
Computah.
Here's your controller bro
>>339028217
is it bad if I want to stick that up my boipussi?
>>339002294KAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEE
>>339035481
I have to dance??? like this????
>>338998681
This is probably something to emulate pachinko
>>339035552HAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEE
>>339001420
not that comfy, sticks are hard to control. regular controller still better for aiming. casual shootin is fun tho
>>339035720
>she keeps turning to the left
>the rest of her body doesn't twist around to compensate for the twist in her upper spine
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>339036231
Like my hair?
>Here's your controller bro, you'll be Papa-2.
>>338999132
Metallicas new albums gonna be dope
>>339009616
Even better it's dial.
>Set IGN to 10 out of 10.
>>338997410
This thing looks kinda comfy 2bh.
>>338997731
I used to have the frankenstein and skeleton versions of these.
They were absolute trash to use. Sticky buttons, shit response, and the cables detatched super easy.
>>339036156
>sticks are hard to control
OP's mom spotted
>>338997731
This post is the whitest post I've ever seen. What a bunch of retarded fucks.
>>339003637
i have a vertical mouse, they are fine for normal use, but shit for gaming
>>339000029
Now THAT'S a naturally-shaped controller
>>339000539
I have this thing, when it worked it was great, all about setting up the pseye
I love playing sim games with physical controllers
do you think VR controllers could ever replicate analogue controllers well enough? Like maybe if your arm is resting you could use it like a giant virtual joystick
it would at least be good for virtual cockpits and button stuff
>>339020371
It's a caricature you smug fuck
![resident-evil-4-chainsaw-conroller-20050211034956829[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/78cZOAm.jpg "resident-evil-4-chainsaw-conroller-20050211034956829[1]")
>>339026952
I played ms flying sim on wheel, was fun enough.
>Pass the controller bro
>>338997410
Here faм
>>339000958
>Buy AE86 that doesn't work any more (to try and avoid weaboo-money-hunters)
>Install screen infront of/instead of windscreen
>Remove heavy stuff (i.e. engine that probably doesn't work, maybe the wheels if you don't care about outside appearance)
>Install hydraulics that react to steering/acceleration/etc. (i.e. '''realism''' simulation)
>Install workings of steering wheel controller to car's wheel & appropriate pedal controls
>Install PC, arcade machine etc. where the engine went
>Install speakers where you want (attached to music players for eurobeat when the game doesn't have it)
>???
>Dorifto all you want
tl;dr, make a Takumi simulator with other consoles installed
>>339008679
left shift right shift up shift down shift middle shift and shift
>>339037602
Is this thing good? Been thinking about getting either one of these or the NES one.
>>339009197
10/10
>>339038313
Pretty damn flexible. You can use it with PS3, Wii, Wii U, retrotron, and pc. On the pc side, you can go Bluetooth or wired. You can even use it on your PSTV and vita via PS3 mode but I haven't had the time to be sure. I just got it since my supplier sells it for $25
>>338998957
>>339007084
mfw the faggot at Gamestop tried to sell me this thing "Its got move-controls like the Wii, you can actually saw people in two"
>>339037567
what the fuck.....
>>339021770
I think you're using the word "handheld" very loosely, anon.
>>339038313
You can also run it as direct input or regular joystick. I have small hands so it fits nicely though since it's modeled after the original controller (sane size if I'm correct) you should know how it'll fit from it.
This thing ain't bad, symmetrical analog pads, comfortable texture.
Shield tablet native compatibility, and works on pc direct input, you need to have a nvidia GPU to install GeForce experience to get it to work, after which you can remove the nvidia and use an amd GPU if you wish...
>>339034906
>>339035378
Playing the 1st with no imput lag AT ALL.
PSPweekend to go.
>>339038540
Where u get for 25$? Us$ I am assuming..
>>339038809
>CONSOLE GRADE CONTROLS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
that's really not something I'd advertise
>>339039093
if you use it for gamestream, that's actually not a bad thing
>>339038969
I run a small business and I have a supplier.
>>339038809
That bulky ass touchpad pisses me off, it's not quite xbox hueg but its getting there
>>339039157
>Wireless
Ehh...
Do they make wired versions? I know they're obviously gonna be more expensive than you're getting them for at my end, but I'definitely be tempted if there were wired ones.
>>339031681
I'd start checking goodwills..
Go on the 0.59$ pink tag days.
>>339039157
whats your business's profit in a month/year?
(straight up profit, not total earnings before expenses etc or whatever)
Is it just eCommerce or brick-n-motar?
I ask because I wanted to do the whole ecommerce/drop ship shit a while back but never got into it
>>339039330
Did you read my post from before? It can be USB direct as well. Even comes with one.
>>339009197
Hah, that's the first time I've seen that joke in a looooong time.
>>339039536
Oh, didn't know you meant direct wire
Don't mind me
>>339039492
Home business, I also sell 3D prints but that's accounted for separately. Profit can greatly outclass expense depending on how much you make back per sell. Profit for me is 70~90%.I'm driving so excuse my slow posting.
>>339040010
It's okay, dear.
>>339039093
It's a freaking controller, i use it for like 2-3 games... Relax...
I also use a ps4 controller (works sometimes natively) and a ps3 controller using motioninjoy (Chinese key logger) if I need to use a 360 controller, shit that also lets you use it via bluepoop and lets you use the navigator chuck controller if you wish.
That combined with xpadder...
I used to use just the pedals from the ps3 gt wheel mapped with xpadder for games like gtav.
I've also been able to do multiple controllers at once for couch coop on helldivers
I rarely use controllers though, a wheel for auto racing and euro truck simulation, and the normal controller for motorcycle racing, and twin stick shooters.
>>339000895Oops. Thought you said WASP.
>>339039492
Of the listed amount, $6500 give or take is profit. How much you get just depends on how popular your products are.
Mobile Gaming: For gaming, on the go
>>339039492
Be smart, don't waste it on figmas and vidya like I did. Use the profits to keep expanding your options.
>>339040174
damn that's pretty awesome, gjdon't /v/ and drive you'll die
I want one of these just to play DQ on emulators
>>339040348
what do you think the maximum weight a portable potty like this one could hold?
I ask for a friend
>>339040348
That's how you get pinkeye.
>>339030259
That was a lot sadder than I expected.
>>339040603
They're pretty sturdy, maybe 200lbs if you don't wiggle around too much, which could crack it
>>339040789
>mfw i would legit buy that
>>339040950
They're kinda neat
>>339040264
>Living in Bongland
>Out in garden doing garden things
>See what looks like a wasp a few meters away
>Wait, it looks bigger than usual
>Like, WAY bigger
>Wait until it lands and carefully get closer
>Holy ass that's a fucking hornet
>WHY IS THERE A HORNET IN BRITAIN, I LIVE HERE TO AVOID THIS SHIT
Turns out they can appear in the south of the UK sometimes. I'm moving further if I see more of those bastards.
>>339040319
i made more than that bagging groceries when i was 14 years old
>>339041106
Okay? It's a small time home business that I randomly started. My regular job's a salary of 44k, I work five jobs in hopes that I succumb under the weight of stress. Everything is a side job.
>>339041106
.......That's a lot of drugs.
>>339041089
As soon as I read that a wasp came up to my window, they fucking know.
>>339041351
>they fucking know.
Arm yourself comrade
>>339041089
>>WHY IS THERE A HORNET IN BRITAIN, I LIVE HERE TO AVOID THIS SHIT
? why is there a hornet in its general natural habitat?...
>>339041351
>drugs
What? Is that slang or something?
I will continue to appear like a total normie cuz I can never get the real meanings behind posts.
>>339041397
Thank you
Here you go kick some ass.
>>339041450
Hornets are supposed to prefer warmer countries, which is why the European ones were so successful when some moron introduced them to the Americas and the Asian varieties are even bigger and more deadly. It was in the summer which didn't surprise me, but if I see them outside of June/July I'm moving to Finland.
At least large animals/drunk Scandinavians can be shot if they try to attack you.
>>339041515
No, I'm just dumb and figured you made that much in a week...drugs sell for a lot...
>>338998512
this looks good for fighting games. Or is the D-Pad shit?
>>339038809
I've used my friends one of these. surprisingly not bad. it has a nice weight and feel. the oddly shaped touchpad is nice too
>>339037567
They're drunk as fuck from over-ripe applesright?
>>339041690I considered selling drugs but I was scared of being raped/shot/killed in whatever order.
>>339041651
>No direct forward/backward buttons on a dancepad
>>339041567
Dude was well within his rights, fuck everyone in that class.
>tfw you owned all 3 of these
>playing grand turismo/test drive with the steering wheel
>point blank/time crisis with the light gun
>crash bandicoot with the arcade stick
>peripherals will never be as fun or dumb again
>>339037645
You'd go cheaper actually fixing it up and turning it into a drift car.
>>339038809
DPad on that has to be literally the same as, if not worse than the 360 one. The strike points (spot where the key hits the board) should actually fit inside of the plastic piece your thumb sits on. Instead the opposite is true here.
>>339041990
my perfettaroll nigga
>here's your controller bro, just watch out for power lines
>>339042275I have epilepsy, which got diagnosed before I learnt to drive and has given me about one seizure every few months meaning the 1 year margin has never been reached. It's kinda suffering, since once I'm out of uni I won't be able to commute as easily, and I can never know the joys of making myself dangerous by listening to the Initial D soundtrack at inappropriate times.I'd even be fine with a bike, but that's covered by the law too.
>>339000029
is it true that capybara are the chillest little fuckers on earth?
>>339042514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPx7Ce2iH3cITS GOT A CD PLAYER
>>338998606
It looks comfy af
>>339041089
Hornets eat wasps. They're bros.
>>339027453
kek
>>339009521
>BRKBAL
F1 drivers need a button to break balls.
>>339009157
its gonna take a long time before you can stream input and receive video with zero perceivable input lag. It was doomed
>>338998571
swear to fucking god are twitter and 4chan merging or something? I see more shared memes between those two sites than anywhere else
>>339042596
of course they are , because they know they can kill you with their fuckhueg front teeth.
>>339001282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU
>>338999048
is my son winning?
>>339001620
I kept hearing that this was supposedly really comfortable. Too bad I never got to try it.
>>339038206
>Finishing position
That got to me the most, I think.
>>339037567
why arent they flying away or stinging him to death
pass the controller br0
>>339041089
>Hot day today
>Big ass flies and wasps invade house
>Try to gently encourage them to leave.
>They don't leave
>Right. Thats it.
>Grab can of Raid.
>Spray all the rooms
>Find this bigass wasp hovering about still.
>Spray that fucker till he's all covered in raid juice and crawling on the floor, writhing in pain..
>Curls up and dies on the backdoor
>Leave the corpse there so it warns the other wasp fuckers to stay the fuck away
Doesn't stop the flies from coming back though, annoyingly enough.
>>339012993
phoneposters pls go
>>339028523
Excellent taste, meine gutte komerade. Pixie cuts are the sexiest things ever.
>>339047407
HHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>339047983
>be me
>be japanese femanon
>2006,13 years old
>go to one of my friends house
>he has a fucking playstation 3
>ask him to play so fucking much
>"femanon,only if you suck my dick"
>fucking dammit
>go out
>start leading back home
>ends up he fucking tracked me back to my house
>he is in my fucking yard
>i take my bike and go as fast as i can to his house
>take his playstation 3 and put it on a bag
>all his controllers and games,etc.
>go back home(we lived around 1km close to each other)
>he's still there on my yard
>show him the bag
>he starts to get fucking pissed
>tell him that if he doesn't get out of my house i throw the vidya in the river
>he starts panicking
>he literally goes running on foot back home>he forgets his playstation with me and he moves back to the USA
>>339047407
thought its some controller attachment for holding food on the controller.
i won't be surprised if something like that exist already though dem amerifats
>hey bro which one do you want to use?
>>339048391
did you sucked the dick through?
>>339048861i'm autistic and still a virgini'm also flat
>>339048456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoGHKe7Fr_g
>>339010113
That's the only thing there is to realize.
Are you saying you never understood what you were looking at at all?
>>339048984
will you be my wife? are you in greater tokyo area?
>>339048984
Marry me
>>339049306
>>339049319
i moved to south brazil and it's very comfy here
sorry
>>339049387
Ah, you're one of /those/ Japanese then
>>339019802
I can confirm that it is
T. Employee of an urban area call center
>>339019802
>implying dindus know how to speak or spell
>>339048463
Bart, how is that even a question?
>>339049387
how old are you?
>>339050325
make the fucking math >>339048391
i moved because of work and i'm a fucking neet
>>339049907
ORKS ARE MADE FOR STOMPIN'
>>338997731
NIGGA
>>338997731
I'm reading this from a Chinese restaurant.
>>339048391
fuck off
>>339050793
sure
>>338998251
Looks like come kinda flight yoke to me.
>>339050828
Come back.
>>338999048
>>338999275
proctologistmind
>>339050963
noi'm going to my kemono porn websites now
>>339051039
Well have fun.
>>339000383
>Colt 7" Rammer
>>338997410
A pocket vagina?
>>338999132
>Here's your workstation bro
>>339001264
Aren't asian sex game devs converting those to hold onaholes?
>>339000383
>fist of fury
>Enny meeny miny moe
>I wonder where...my glove will go...
>>339016792
You would get beat up and have it stolen, guaranteed.
>>339049387
FLORIANOPOLIS
>>339008679
For chording.
Also some shifts are misnamed since they're color coded.
>>339029494
mandarin is the easy one
let's see a cantonese keyboard
>>339016604
It was from 4chan, but before you were born, vermin
>>339016792
Triforce please go.
>>339019802
Black guy here, it is
>>339049387
>south
>not southeast
baka
>>339052104
>IT'S TIME TO D-D-DU-D-D-D-D-DUEL!
>>339002294
JUST
>>338997731
This picture is legit fucking stupid.
It's on tier with that Dick Kickem post.
>>339012167
BITCH-SLAP
>>339001102
I think I just creamed my pants
>>338998165
>mouse with trackball
Why? What's the point? That's like having a tv remote controller with another tv remote controller glued into it.
>>339009197
Stop posting this fucking unfunny reply you stupid fucking bitch.
>>339053201
You fucking youngfag gtfo
Reeeeeeeeee
>>339048463
>that terminator head
How do you even play with tha...
THAT BATMAN FACE HOLY SHIT..
>>338998165
I refuse to use that one because it's too small for my hands. I use the old design, it's comfy as fuck.
>>339047407
To be fair I could see this being a thing for amputees or a guy such as Brolylegs.
>>339001671
>no nunchuck support
It still hurts
>>339040587
IT'S SPHERICAL
>>339036851
>t. cuck
always wanted a trackball just to I could play old arcade games in mame properly. Maybe I should just configure my mouse? Is that easy?
>>339055014
This will probably make me sound stupid but what is this t. thing I keep seeing? Is this something new or have I just been completely oblivous to it this whole time?
>>339055615
t. [name] is something finnish people write at the end of letters and stuff i believe
>>339028523
Pixie cuts are my fetish too
>>339028494
Steam controller emulates this with a touchpad that detects acceleration.
>>339041567
>foreshadowtron firing up in the background
>>339015187
Nice one, you teamkilling fucktard
>>339041089
Hornets are pretty chill, they're just big
Wasps are the real faggots
You'll be 2nd player.
>>339052402
>living in nigger world
south is comfy and cold as it needs to be
>>339009197
oh fuck, I was not ready for that.
>>339029913
Here play Stalker with this
>>338997731
I like to imagine when he says "HOW U SAY A" he pronounces the A as "aaah"
>>339000086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sJUIJYA2FsSHIT IS NICE!
>>339059057
It only needs one button.
>>339008978
>wow imported to consoles
>>339004603
Youdon't
It is a working controller, and it is possible to use it to play games, but it's really designed as a novelty/collectable than something they intended people to actually use.
>>338999132
Are these legit drums? I see fucking mallets.
>>338999132
>Mandarin keyboard.jpg
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