i main mercy
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i main mercy
>main mccree
>know hes broken
>kill every offense easily
>genjis think they can bait my flash so i just headtap them 3 times instead
>solo tanks in a flash / fan / roll / fan combo
>pick bitchass pharrahs outta the sky cause im hitscan and revolver does good damage
:^) hate me
>Main lucio
>Be good and never get told to change.
>>338927285
same
not by choice, but because no one fucking else will pick support ever.
RAINDANCER OR MECHQUEEN THOUGH?
>Tfw healsluts are real
feels good man, fucking little sissies healing while I protect them
>>338931478
>always thought they were a myth and /v/ was just full of fags
>overwatch open beta comes rolling around
>start bossing around mercy players since they are terrible, they act all submissive
>noway.jpg
>start bullying people in overwatch threads
>ERP for first time over the weekend
Why boner? This can only lead to bad ends...
How do I properly escape as mercy?
>>338931984
Hide behind a big strong Reinhardt.
>>338931478
>Healing a Pharah player
>See a roadhog coming for me
>I try to get Pharah's attention but she's looking the other way
>He chains me and drags me into a dark alley
>She dies
Is this what NTR is like
>>338932195
No. If it were NTR she would've lived, and she would've gone on happily without you.
This was just your angsty shounen manga backstory.
>>338932195
>Healing a Pharah player
>She dies
>I rez her
>She Rains Justice from Above
>She gets quad kill and PotG
This is how blossoming lesbianism starts.
>>338931819
I got bullied by a Reinhardt player after we barely lost a game today. He said I had bad positioning and it's my fault we lost. I apologized but he told me to hang myself. All I could do was report him and I felt like crying so please don't bully mercy players unless they want it
>wait til everyone else has picked and then choose someone to fill a gap
>change heroes mid game to try and effectively counter the enemy
>tfw actually versatile instead of sticking with a single hero no matter how much your shit is getting pushed in
>>338932449
He wasn't wrong. Deep down you need to be bullied so you can shape up and start pleasing your teammates with good plays.
Give me some heal slut tips for Mercy.
>>338927285
Go back to /vg/ faggot
>>338932662
Damage boost ults
Don't look for the big revive, use it as soon as it's ready and 2 or more of your team is dead. It charges very quickly.
>Its a "pair of neckbeards flirt with each other using anime images" thread
>>338932638
Maybe so...it's just that I'm pretty bad at actually playing so I try to make up for it by helping strong players and keeping everyone alive. But people are kinda mean to me and make me pocket heal them even if it feels like we'd do better if I healed everyone
>>338932942
Just accept that as your role, you will be much happier and the sluttiness will come naturally.
>that feel when you see 3-4 of your teammates die and you just pop them back up
>main Mercy
>multiple people added me because they thought I did a good job
>also got PotG already
>read this about bullying
Am I playing it wrong?
its fun and all to pretend to be a healslut untill you die to enemy pro tryhard closed beta tracer 10 times because your "team" just doesnt give a shit or simply don't want to deal with something so annoying so they ignore it and have fun and great time deathmatching. Refunded
>>338933289
Maybe you could bully other healslut while you heal them? Could be a great mindfuck
>>338927285
That seriously must get utterly boring. Especially if you solo queue.
And I play only support in literally, LITERALLY every game under the sun that has it that Iv'e played
>>338933464
But bullying is mean, I just want to be nice to everyone. Micromanaging so everyone is in good shape for some reason is also enjoyable to me.
Actually, what hero has similar mobility? If there's already a Mercy I tend to swap out.
>>338933435
Maybe Mercy wasn't the right support for you? She's definitely the most helpless, you could always support with Lucio and not be a healslut of your team can't keep up
>>338933649
Everybody has mobility except for Roadhog, and he's a self-heal slut.
>>338933264
>pop them back up
You sly devil
>>338933701
Yeah but not to the same degree, Mercy's dash thing has nearly no cooldown and it goes really far, on top of that she can glide. I've been able to keep up with any other hero as Mercy so I'm inclined to think she's the most mobile provided that allies actually exist.
>you can like your own performance
Why?
>Play Mercy
>Dipshit McCrees and other players fuck off from the objective to play Rambo
>Everyone oblivious to Reapers, Genjis, and Tracers on the backline making mincemeat out of me
>Tanks charging balls deep across the map and past 5 enemy players
Mercy is my favorite character but solo queuing with her makes me want to tie a fucking noose
>>338933818
No. Tracer has the most mobility, followed by Lucio and Soldier 76
>>338933649
Go Lucio
>>338933435
Yup. I tried her once a few game ago and this is exactly what happened. Tracer literally ran circles around me and soldier 76 blew me the fuck out.
It was nice to heal my teammates but if they don't even try to defend you there just isn't any point. She is definitely "play premades with friends" the hero.
I hate that everytime anyone looked at me I was completely helpless.
>but her gun
Don't give me that shit, that things garbage.
>>338933941
I can easily keep up with those though, because she's supposed to.
>>338933831
For when you know you did work but your team doesn't acknowledge it, I guess.
I feel bad for Symmetra, as well placed sentries and teleporters and EXCELLENT support that can't be quantified or recognized by the average pug.
>Killing it as roadhog, landing every hook and insta-mincing enemies
>You've built up a reputation in the server and now enemies start to shit themselves when you show up
>Mercy notices you and glues to you for the rest of the game like a good little healer
She wants the whole hog
>>338933831
What does this actually do, if you get 5 or more or whatever?
>>338933925
>Play Reinheart
>Nobody groups up
>Play Mercy
>McCree across the map complains I'm not healing him
>>338934195
>You've built up a reputation in the server and now enemies start to shit themselves when you show up
No you didn't, get over yourself.
>>338934195
>Mercy glues to you
>Tell her to fuck off because you have a self heal
>Proceeds to hook someone off a ledge.
Roadhog is love
Roadhog is life
Legitimately though, playing Mercy and getting the occasional "thx healer <3" is really nice.
>main Bastion
>potg every single game I play
>>338934312
>Someone else playing Reinhardt
>They do a mad dash to the capture point alone swinging away
How long do you suspect until the shitters leave to play another game?
>>338934196
Makes you feel good about yourself.
>>338927285
why would you main the one with that weird pouch of fat above her puss
>>338934196
bonus xp
>>338934471
How many times on average do you think she 'a deals a deal's people.
>>338934410
And so a new healslut is born.
At first it's just a nice thing to hear from time to time.
Then you start working to always getting your team mates to say it.
Then it doesn't give you the same high it used to, until someone says something negative towards you.
>>338934394
Well they damn well should have considering nothing could kill me that match and everyone who got within range of my hook was guaranteed to die.
>>338934196
Extra exp at 5, 7, and 9.
>>338927285
D.VA here, thanks!
>>338934471
I want mercy to be my mum!
>>338934643
Who needs extra exp when you can just buy loot boxes?
>>338934597
>until someone says something negative towards you.
Does that even happen? I figure they just ignore you entirely. Like you're not there if you do well and you are not there if you do bad.
>>338934525
Be nice, she's 37 years old!
>>338934702
It'll be something like, "Fuck you are a shit healer, do your fucking job." then you want to make it up to them
>>338934649
Fuck you Dva. You are worst tank. Your ultimate is garbage, your crit box is enormous, you do little damage, and you have no utility compared to the other tanks.
>>338934471
I would love to meet a 37 year old single woman like mercy Irl. She'd be mature and calm but at the same time just a bit desperate because she's still unmarried and wants kids. God, if only.
>Earlier today playing mercy
>Rez 4 people on the capture point all at once
>Managed to get a kill off with my pistol too
>Basically saved the match
>Play of the game as fucking Mercy
>Everyone loses their shit
>Get 10 vote ups and finally get the "legendary card" Thing
Fuck it feels good. It'll never happen again, but it felt fucking great.
>>338927285
>playing Mercy
>>338934836
>you have no utility compared to the other tanks
you clearly never played with a good D.VA that is just a total pest to the other team.
>Rush at their snipers, knock them off or kill them
>Impossible to get off the payload
>Self-destruct at appropriate times to mainly clear the way
>Rush to bastion, killing him while he kills the mech but not D.VA herself
>Go after Pharah, Mercy, etc.
Seriously, its incredible.
Wait, is there anything wrong with playing Mercy?
>>338934945
I believe that the best way to make mercy fun is to put tether points for her to grapple to across the maps, so she can still survive even without a nearby team mate and so you don't have to walk to the fucking point like a chump if you respawn alone which happens cause you get focused so hard
>>338934702
It's not impossible. Someone complained that I was following a full health Winston and followed him into the centre of fire instead of hanging back to heal the team, and to be fair he was right to complain.
>>338935051
Nothing at all, just be a good little healer and be sure to follow your big manly tank everywhere he goes.
>>338934994
Anything Dva can do i.e harassing, Winston can do better. Zarya's ult is top tier while Dva's is garbage tier. Roadhog is excellent for filling Mercy's ultimate meter and hook provides excellent utility. Reinhardt's shield and stun are invaluable.
By every objective metric, Dva is the worst tank. Even by waifuism she is inferior to Zarya.
>>338935051
Nah. I mean it's not very fun to play at times, especially if your team is a bunch of slow ground walkers, but good on you if you do.
>>338932942
Literally ignore them. If they give you shit? "aww darn I didn't get to you in time". Keep the team topped up and prioritize the most valuable member for each situation. If a tank is pushing your shit, heal and boost the damage dealer. If a Bastion or Torb need just enough health to get their turret to 2, do so. Don't be afraid to stop healing tanks halfway to heal more critical squishes. They don't need you stay on them forever. If anyone wants you pocketing them when it's clearly a bad idea, follow them for a bit and then ditch their asses when they inevitably push up.
I don't know about all of this 'healslut' nonsense, but I see the team as my bitch.
>>338935175
Dva is kind of like a tanky tracer but i agree that she's a Jack of all trades and any one tank can beat her in a given role.
>>338934525
>weird pouch of fat above her puss
it's not weird
it's perfect
>>338934836
Bullshit
>Charge at enemys doing 50 damage, following up with a punch just as you hit them for another 50 damage.
>Charge at turrets and bastions with your shield up, killing them as soon as you land
>Charge towards Pharas in the sky, same tactic
>Get behind enemys
>Huge damage to people in tight spaces
>Great area clearing ulti
>two lives, with the 'second' life being fast, and pretty high damaging
Stop trying to play her as a long range gunner you fucking mook, she's great when you're storming around capping objectives and destroying people. Shes the best Anti Turrent/Bastian character.
>>338935175
>Dva is the worst tank
stop thinking of her as a tank. Yes she can do that when needed, but she's far more useful harassing the other team. Dont let the ingame tank category fool you.
Do people use mics on PC or does everyone just type between deaths?
Every once in a while on console you'll get people with mics but they literally just say stuff like "shit" and "fuck" when they die and you can sometimes hear them breathe. Or they ask if anyone can hear them, and proceed to not talk the rest of the match if answered.
>>338935051
It makes you a fuckboy.
>>338935239
>I don't know about all of this 'healslut' nonsense, but I see the team as my bitch.
This.
Healsluts have really low self esteem for some reason.
Become high self esteem support master race.
>>338934836
>>338934994
Can her ult actually be disrupted in any way or do you just have to clear out. Cuz I can see that being pretty useful on defense in payload if not.
>>338935404
I think most people aren't even aware of how to use the mic, honestly. If they just forced it down your throat in the tutorial it'd be a lot more common imo
>>338935372
this. Also about the second life thing, it helps that oyu can get quite fast back in your mech, or right away after a ult. Basically you self-heal with this.
>>338935489
Reinhardt can charge in it to move it, or it can get hooked. Either play kills the player trying to deal with it.
>>338935489
Nah once you trigger it it's gonna blow up, no way of stopping it. You can push it out of the way or protect your team from it but not stop it
God hates fags.
>>338935489
Roadhog can Chain the mech before it blows, and Reinheardt can charge at it before it explods.
Either way, someones dying, there's no way to stop the explosion.
Another Overwatch thread? Alright I'm cool with that, [-]
>>338935515
Also dvas pistol is surprisingly effective. Fast rate of fire, zero spread, decent damage. She's really not dead weight when on foot, just very fragile.
>>338935632
>someone's dying
Nobody should die to that thing considering how long you have to get away and the fact that it is negated by standing behind a knee-high wall.
>>338932836
This.
>sissy white bois
>>338935430
don't start
ooga booga where the feminine dicks at
>>338935657
>>338935657
Thanks for letting us know.
>play Mercy
>Say "Ok Reinhart, prepare your asshole, 'cuz my healing rod is gonna be jammed up there as long as I live"
>chat goes silent
I am not the heal slut. They are my damage sluts
>>338935776
don't worry, it's either a meme or it's just one guy spamming it in threads, either way it's bait
>>338935404
>guy with mic one match trying so hard to talk to the team
>hey guys whats up
>McCree size tumble weed of silence
>whats going on
>calls out everything happening
>points out where Dildotaaker is hiding and sniping from
>still McCree tumbleweed.jpg
>getting desperate for conversation second round
>starts asking trivia questions
>hey you know who counters X and Y
>pauses for 10 seconds
>answers himself
It was..really funny but I almost felt like going and looking for my mic. I didn't, thoughWe ended up winning
>>338935721
The great thing is that people NEED to get away, perfect for clearing an objective, or bombing the front/back of a payload.
>>338935721
You underestimate how stupid a lot of people are.
Granted, in the betas I was getting Team kills with it, and everones wised up since then - but You can still time it perfectly and catch a few people off guard pretty reguarly.
please stop sexualizing my wife thanks
Why can't Mercy run? Its terrible to get back in action with her.
>>338935878
Her high heels are too sexy and prevent her from running.
>>338935868
>team kill
I know what it is now but that's still a really shitty name, everyone immediately thinks of killing their teammates when "team kill" gets used.
>>338935489
To bad you can read half a book, take a nap, go for a walk, do the dishes and rewatch your favorite breaking bad episode before it explodes.
>he doesn't main the Reaper man
>>338936015
>bluesteel
>not coldsteel
>>338936015
You have to shoot up schools in real life to be able to main reaper.
That ain't me.
>>338936015
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>338935868
time it perfectly, put it in the perfect spot, and/or do a real nice surprise overhead one so they don't realize its coming from their backline in time.
But really the point isn't the death damage (though wiping all turrets in an area is amazing)
But the fact that you clear out the area for your team which is a huge fucking gain, it can easily gain you a point just from the fact that your guys can rush in while theirs have to cheese it
>>338935858
I'm honestly glad Blizzard has voiced lines for pretty much everything that's going on in game, It's like they knew no one would communicate.
>>338936086
>try maining reaper
>it ain't me starts playing
>>338935721
This. I've never died to that ult, so I'm not actually even sure of the range or damage on the blast. It seems so trivial to ignore, but it does make the team scatter a lot of the time if it's dropped onto a point.
>>338935721
you can self-destruct while flying, which doesn't give a lot of time to react when it actually touch the ground.
>>338936015
DIE DIE DIE
>>338935878
She can't shake her ass as well if she was running.
I think reaper is fun to play, but he's just too fucking edgy for me.
I'm always worried people will think im an edgelord for picking him.He's the only one i've unlocked a legendary skin for too fuck sake.
>>338933818
>>338933941
I'd make a distinction between "mobility" and speed.
Mobility being vertical movement, quick approach/escape options and the ability to navigate obstacles easily.
Tracer has the overall highest speed, but also relatively low mobility. She can mostly just move laterally and blink.
Lucio is the second fastest (especially unique since he can boost the whole team's speed) and his wallrunning can give him a great deal of mobility if the player is adept at chaining together wall runs.
76 is the next in speed because of Sprint, and has a slight bit of extra mobility thanks to the rocket jump he can get from his own Helix rockets.
In terms of Mobility, Genji and Pharah are up top.
Genji's Swift Strike letting him air dash in all directions, double jump and wall climbing lets him get around pretty much anywhere whether or not Swift Strike is on cooldown. His mobility is top tier and he's still pretty fast on top of all of that.
Pharah of course with her High jump, Jetpack and Concussion. Not so much on the speed, but she can get around.
Besides some outlying mobility options owned by some like Junkrat, Reaper, Hanzo and Widow, everyone else is pretty slow and stuck to the ground.
Mercy's mobility is relative to the allies around her. Tagging on to Pharah gives her a great deal of air time. Linking and flying to a Tracer lets her keep up with that speed. Having multiple allies in line of sight means Mercy can effectively zoom across the map by linking between them.
>>338936351
The game is pointing you towards your true self.
Maybe Overwatch is actually a big social experiment.
>>338936351
All of his lines annoy the shit out of me
>>338936429
I think I'll try some Pharah since she has a lot of vertical options.
What would sex with Mercy be like and what's her favorite position?
>>338936351
The Mariachi skin makes reaper acceptable to play
>>338936015
Reaper: For people who cant aim
>>338934836
I have to stop myself from playing D.va cause shes easy mode in capping. just fly in there with ult ready, try to get at least two kills (easy as fuck depending on other team) and pop the ult if things go bad, my team strolls in.
>>338936432
>tfw I got two legendary reaper skins including the edgiest Nevermore one
>tfw I have 14 hours played as Mercy
I have two personalities - nicest person you'll ever meet and twisted fucking psychopath
>>338936538
whatever man, you can see my aim is better after the ult
that was just a rare sperging out at the beginning
>>338936520
probablymissionaryforthe sole purpose of procreation
>>338936520
Purely anal, but she lays on her back with her legs over your shoulders so she can see your face when you cum inside her butthole.
>>338936583
For me it's Widow and Bastion.
I just like to unleash my inner MLG, or sit around mowing things down - I don't know what that makes me.
>>338936546
plus you can alt while the mech's dying, shit's great
I've won a game by rushing in, killing a mercy and a torb, ulting as the mech died, then hiding in a tiny corner of anubis that was still cap point while it exploded
>>338936646
Jesus christ my dick.
I want to squeeze Mercy's gunt!
>>338936538
honestly i picked up reaper yesterday now he's my second most played behind genji, and being able to aim with him is reaaaally rewarding. aside from trash players like the ones in the webm who should have never gotten any kills for pressing their q, good aim helps melt reinhardts and shit within 5 shots
bonus points for picking off the mercy right before a big fight with 2 meatshots
>>338935871
Stop having such a sexy wife.
The only way to beat ape is by using more ape
>>338934471
MODS!!
>>338936929
The thing is with Winston, he's best when paired with another Winston.
>>338936249
But then you miss out on potential titty jiggle
>>338936929
How do I control his ult and not sperg out
h-help :(
>>338937015
I'm an ass man.
>>338934836
git gud
>>338936876
you're borderline retarded, you can't tell I'm trash because I missed a few shots in the beginning, and from a team-kill vid nontheless
everyone knows reaper melts people at close range, no one needs your shitty advice
>>338936929
>harassing a whole group in Control Point
>they focus their attention on me while I throw down shields and attack their squishies
>jump back to the team after I'm done
>rinse and repeat
What a thrill
>>338936520
I heard she's a filthy slut who loves getting gangbanged and mating pressed by lots of dudes
Is Mercy the best fuckslut?
>>338935878
you can use lshift to catch up with running teammates
>>338936696
cancer
>>338937274
Mercy's womb is made to be filled with healing juice.
Yes, she's the best healing slut in the game.
>>338937136
> you can't tell I'm trash because I missed a few shots in the beginning
idiot
>>338937136
You didn't just miss, you missed spectacularly
Junkrat isn't even fucking facing you. Christ kid
>Main Mercy
>Get separated from group
>Edgy overeager Reaper chases me down
>Get him alone and kill him with the pistol
>>338937168
So you basically do nothing? Unless you manage to kill a squishy healer or something then you have no net effect, which does not happen if you engage a whole team because they'll kill you first. And you wasted a long CD bubble shield while you were at it.
>>338937435
I want to rub her womb.
>9k damage healed
>just 1 like
Suffering.
can M'urricans say the letter ö in Torbjörn?
>>338936478
He's nowhere near as annoying as Solder 76 for me though, holy fuck at least Reaper has a shred of irony and can't be taken seriously but 76 is full HUUR IM A GRUFF OLD VETERAN WITH NO PERSONALITY
>>338938161
SHOULD HAVE KEPT YOUR HEAD DOWN
>>338938083
I bet she'd give birth to a healthy baby. Maybe many babies at once.
I wanna impregnate a 37 year old techno-angel!
>>338938161
76 is the Punisher. This already makes him the best character.
>>338936702
yeah it's a bit ridiculous. I see her ult getting nerfed or changed so you cant pop it while the mech is dying.
>>338933264
Fixed it for ya champ.
>>338937661
Another idiot who doesn't understand anything outside of the kill feed.
>coming home from a long day of work
>looking forward to play overwatch
>ex gf was German
>fire up a quick match
>pick tank as usual
>someone picks mercy
>mercy has a very similar voice but with less accent
>heal beam out of nowhere
>spouts some line about protecting and taking care of me
>
>>338938326
>Dva's ult
>Getting nerfed
It's already among the weakest in the game.
>>338937661
>killing Winston
Uhhhhh
>>338938161
S76 is so fucking based, his simplicity and the fact that he's generic as fuck makes him cool, unlike Dva/Reaper which are just awkward as fuck.
>>338938326
>ridiculous
Huh? You have for fucking ever to not get hit by it.
>>338938583
>the fact that he's generic as fuck makes him cool
I don't mind him but what kinda logic is this m8.
>>338938457
If you jump in and "harass" a team, then jump out, they just heal up 1 second later and continue on. Meanwhile you've squandered a bubble shield.
>>338938520
Everyone melts in this game. Especially if they have say, a McCree on their team who can 100% combo every character.
>>338938259
I want to give her triplets or more, but she would still have to battle and healslut, while having difficulties moving around the battlefield.
>>338934195
what you play a tank and a healer heals you knowing that the other team focus you ?
that's incredible
>>338938720
He's a simplistic, no bullshit kind of guy amongst a cast of "do your best, save the world" and edgelords.
As others have mentioned, he's kind of like the punisher, which is probably my favorite comicbook character.
I played Medic in TF2 a lot. Never felt like a healslut, always felt like the team captain. I decide when we push or when to retreat. I guess lots of weak nerds like to play support because they can't aim.
>>338938603
Compared to Tracer's or Reaper's ultimates which have almost no windup time and are nearly impossible to dodge. Tracer's ult should only kill if you get stuck or you're standing on top of it. As it is, it rewards kills for absolute bullshit.
>>338938761
no one gives a fuck
>>338938761
>when did /v\ accept all the homos
How new r u?
>>338938405
I'm blind. What did you fix?
>>338938761
I'll suck your cock if you let me save that rare pepe, master~
>>338936015
that's /v/ main you know
>>338938830
>Mercy winded, struggling to maintain her composure and look beautiful and strong while occasionally holding her swollen belly and trying to stretch her aching back between heals
>>338938405
>*brrraaaaaapp*
mei does not need nerfs, she's countered by staying out of her pathetically small range
>>338938474
Nice blog normalfriend, where do I subscribe?
>>338938603
Yes, but most points are enclosed spaces and not everyone has crazy speedy mobility.
>>338939130
>"Why did you have to go and get pregnant, you slut? You're even more useless than before. I bet you don't even know who the father is. Or maybe there's multiple fathers.."
>>338939413
Kill your self
>>338939413
DELETE THIS
I WANT TO BE THE LOVING FATHER
>mfw black healing guy in the brawl mode
>Constantly amped up heal
>Constantly knocking back
This is so much fun
Takes the entire enemy team fire to kill me, while I'm knocking tanks away and healing everyone
Got a 5 man rez at the last second on the point for the win and POTG.
>11 commends
Fuck that one person that kept me from the perfect game.
Mercy is truly the best support.
>>338939772
>upvoting yourself
DIE
>>338939518
What a cuck, raising another man's child.
>play CoD
>people make fun of you for playing casual trash
>Overwatch is fine though
Blizzdrones everybody
>>338939871
>not patting yourself on the back when you think you did something that lead to a game being won
outtta here, Reaper
>>338927856
>21 hours
>only 90 wins
lmao
>>338938994
that huge fukn heada hers
>>338939876
You're wrong! It's mine!
>>338939308
like anything of value have been said in here anyway, meh go on with your anime erp then
>>338939413
>There's no way we can go back to Overwatch Headquarters with these mexican halfbreeds in our bellies!
>be a Road Hog main
>hooks for days
>out tank most ults with gas huffing
>one hit Tracers with scrap blasts
>Join Quickplay solo when friends aren't online
>If no one wants to be support depending on the objective I pick Mercy Or Symettra
>When you actually join Quickplay and someone already picked Mercy there fucking terrible at it and are afraid to use their pistol
I only play Mercy because all the healsluts sucks at doing their own job and tend to just be a pocket medic
If you don't have at least 2 mains of each class your just holding the team down
>>338940464
I wish his ult was a bit better or even transformed. I'd love for it to be a defensive cooldown that reduced damage taken by x% and halved the cooldown on hook while active.
>50% team damage healed
>1 like
Not fun desu senpai.
>>338939980
I see it now. Thanks
>>338940543
I don't give a shit, I play what I like.
>sissy white boy thread
>>338934643
>>338934589
nope, retards
>>338940543
>If you don't have at least 2 mains of each class your just holding the team down
Whoops.
Well I didn't get to play open beta and learning 21 characters in 2 days isn't happening. I've got the hang of like maybe 4 so far.
>>338927285
I main your fast travel location
>>338940030
Then why is it black?
>>338941020
>What is training
>What is playing against AI
Sure it's not playing against real people but at least you can get a feel for different characters
Just don't be a faggot who can only play one character on a team based game
>Get her devil skin in a loot box
>Shit nigga that's cool, gonna equip it and try her for the first time next match
>Play of the game and 6 commendations
Feels good man
>>338941101
It's an extremely rare genetic anomaly! The doctor said it happens sometimes!
>>338935051
I don't know why this healslut stigma came to be but you are an essential component to your team
>>338941395
While you were at home, cleaning the house in Mercy's underwear, she was out on the battlefield "healing" all the big burly tanks.
>>338941363
>What is training
Where you learn abilities but not how to apply them
>What is playing against AI
Where you learn how to body incompetent shitty non strategic AI players
Stop giving him awful advice. The real solution is to go into games and get wrecked until he learns not only the characters but how to use them effective against actual people.
>>338941372
>level 10
>every lootbox has been nothing but sprays
This is dildos. Most are for characters I never use too.
>>338941710
I didn't wear her underwear!
>>338941881
You didn't wear her soft, silky, form fitting underwear? I thought people liked to be comfortable when cleaning.
>>338941796
>incompetent shitty non strategic AI players
Sounds like solo queue, he'll be fine
>>338942061
N-not on that day!
>heal over 10.000hp with lucio
>not a single commend
>>338927285
Bless you
>someone else picks Mercy means Widow for me
>no tank also WIdow
>Reinhardt qt bf and I'm Mercy
Does Junkrat leave bombs when he dies or am I seeing things?
>>338942320
He does. If you're lucky or the enemy unaware, it'll kill them before they get away
>>338942238
Lucio just shucks and jives like a nigger while his passive does all the work. Don't pretend like you did anything impressive beyond putting on a minstrel show.
>>338942238
same with Zenyatta,a although not as many points, I keep tanks alive and the ult is blitz proof.
>"maining" anything
I shit on arguably the best Hanzo in the world
last night because he was playing Mccree and sucked.
Don't main heroes /v/.
>>338942238
> "you could have been killing people bro"
>>338942230
But you are today, right?
>>338942580
>Implying I dont actually kill
Pushing people off cliffs is mayor fun
>>338942614
>>338942706
>do all this
>still don't get commend
Lel
>>338942320
>payload defense at Numbai
>all the enemy group is stacked at the payload
>every member of my team is dead
>get up in the offense's face and start throwing out my whole kit
>kill the Mercy and die
>drop the bombs and kill everyone on the cart
>PotG
What makes it almost impossible to kill Tracer as Widow Maker outisde of the sniper modus in a 1v1?
>>338942802
Tell me, were they still wet from her being excited from all the big tanks she gets to heal?
>>338942818
The feel is bad
>>338940632
This. His ult as it is kinda doesn't make sense. Roadhog is all about pulling people in close, why is the ult meant to push away?
>>338943010
Tracer can dance all day and rewind to full health. You have to go for the charged bodyshot.
>>338942320
Yes. I probably don't have the highlight for it anymore, but my best play of the game involved that.
>attacking Volskaya
>Bastion, Torb, Reinhardt, Lucio all sitting inside the little building on point A
>blowing us the fuck out
>finally I say "fuck this"
>ALLAHU ACKBAR
>mine jump over the roof, land right inside
>die almost instantly, take out everybody except Torb (got the turret though)
>everyone else rushes the point and takes it
Is there any way to save your highlights after a match?
>bastion
>turret victory pose
>turret potg intro
>turret spray
turret life
>be Reinhardt main
>slamming fools
>smashing fools
>shielding bros
I want to put my dick in Widow.
>>338944147
It would be uncomfortably cold and she would have a scowl on her face the whole time.
>>338944147
I want widow to put her dick in me.
>>338939363
All you have to do is break line of sight with it.
It's not hard. You should literally never die to D.va ult, it's extremely easy to dodge.
>>338944030
What tank is that?
>>338943814
shadowplay is the only way atm
>>338927285
hello mr marketer
>>338944356
yet I always get at least three kills when I do it. even tracers and Genjis, but mostly Rodhogs and other slower ones. It's happened several times.
>>338931478
I main mercy and every time a reinhardt kills me by slamming me into a wall i literally cannot help but get a boner.
>>338943095
Faggot
