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Literally why?
literally why?
eh, the beasts aren't too bad. I hope you aren't trying to fight both at once OP
Literally FUCKING Why?
>>338874758
awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>338874273
Dragoon?
>>338874273
I call those "hitbox demons"
ez
>>338874490
La la la....
>>338874882
Nah, more Berserk shit
>>338874970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQoqR4CKzBM
This is the only enemy in a video game that made me shit my pants.
>>338875145
this is comfy
did you really shit in your pants because of that?
>>338874273
fuck, that shit is the hardest part of the game
>>338875145
Why anon? She just wants to give you a big hug and sing for you forever.
>>338876535
While killing me with madness
>>338876535
>>338876738
i wonder if the doll of the dream know this music too
>you will never lay your head in the doll lap while she sings for you
>>338877134DELETE THIS
>>338874273
literally roll
>>338878365
literally git gud
>>338874758
Why do some say Kosm?
>>338874273
I used to hate these fuckers, but then I found out the story behind them, and their praying gesture after getting visceral attacked, I feel so bad for them now, I just want to end their suffering.
Please stop posting about Bloodborne in a DS3 thread... nobody cares about Bloodborne
>>338877134
FUCKIN DELETE THIS!!!
How surprised were you when they hit you for the first time?
>>338874273
They ain't got nothing on these fuckers.
>>338879471
Too bad you can leash them too easily.
>>338874273
It's a livin'
>>338874273
>get summoned outside pontiff
>host sprints through the first area
>gets to the hidden wall
>go with him down the ladder
>"alright host it's your world I'll let you decide which to aggro first
>host immediately sprints directly down the middle causing them both to aggro
WHY, WHY DO YOU FUCKERS DO THIS EVERYTIME?!?!
hai guise =)
>>338874273
>the worst souls enemy in concept and execution.
>Objectively verified as being terrible by the UN
The explosions and amount of damage they did was cheap lazy bullshit.
>>338881202
>NOPE
>just stand still there for a sec so I can get my bow
>>338881442
>worst enemy
>not the exploding head in ds1
>>338879316
>Ay this sack guy looks easy
>Why am i doing so little damage
>Fuck he just 2 shot me, oh well guess I'll come back later
>Wait where am i
>>338881442
>throw knife
>it dies
WOW SO HARD
>>338881740
DIOS MIO
how will I get out of this?!
>>338881740
Exploding heads one can deal with, DAS 2 had half a level devoted to suicide zombies. Also your gif shows that you have enough time to get away from the heads, as they remain still when charging for explosion.
Das 2 the fucking suicide zombies dived at you.
>pulls out carthus rogue
>hits it twice
PSHHHH nothing personell...kid
>>338881740
They were fine though
LITERALLYAND METAPHORICALLYWHY?
What level do i play PvP
>>338874273
Stop dodging my filter, you shitposting cunt. Don't try to be original and just use literally impossible like the rest of the mindless drones.
>>338881779
that's the intention
>me playing in the house of my cousin
>kill him
him:you are supposed to die to him
>go back and die
>>338881943
its still a lazy , cheap, unoriginal and even more unlikeable than the exploding hollows from ds2
Literally why?
>>338881442
these guys in the gutter
>>338881202
These would be the fucking worst if they weren't so cheeseable.
>>338882092
Literally why not?
>>338881202
I have yet to fight one of these things fairly. I'm not even sure what their moves are.
SLRLP SLPL
>>338882092
because butts arent made of metal
>>338882079I liked the exploding heads more than the zombies. I think the zombies are worse though. We will just have to agree to disagree.
>>338882169
>>338882234
How are they cheesable? I killed both of them fair and square. I guess that makes me a chump.
>>338882260
GIMME BACK MY INSIGHT YOU FUCKING SHIT
>>338882234
just a jump and slashesthat gives like 25% curse
>>338882371
how is someone able to like a flying head? its a rotten flying head, theres nothing to like about it
>>338882008
Worst enemies ever.
Fuck getting the Rakuyo
>>338877134
Whoa....
>>338881943
https://youtu.be/2kr7KDCsIws?t=3m30s
>>3388824734
Only his bites curse you. After I learned that it wasn't as scary.
>>338875108
Then both influenced by berserk?
I WANT TO MURDER THE MONSTER WHO PUT THIS...........THING,THIS DEVIL SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO TORTURE ME.THIS BOSS IS LITERALLY MY PERSONAL HELL.THE CLOSER I AM TO KILLING HER THE MORE BRUTALLY AND FASTER SHE RAPES MY ASSHOLE.
BRB ROLLING HAS NO MEANING ANYMORE
BRB TINY ROOM FOR AN ELEPHANT SIZE BOSS WHO DOES 22 STEPS FORWARD BEFORE ATTACKING AND THEN TELEPORTS RIGHT ON YOU DURING THE ATTACK
BRB BOSS IS NOW EXACTLY ON TOP OFF YOU SO YOU'RE LITERALLY DEAD SINCE YOU CAN'T SEE THE NEXT ATTACK
BRB STUCK ON SOMETHING WHILE MOVING BACKWARDS WHILE TRYING TO AVOID THE GAZILLION ATTACKS THE BEST IS DOING
AM GETTING FUCKING PTSD.GIVE ME A FUCKING TRAINER AND SOMEWAY TO FIGHT THIS BOSS OVER AND OVER AGAIN,YES AM ADIRTY CASUAL AND SHOULD PLAY CANDY CRUSH
>>338881442
Is there a reason why you didn't have bow equipped at all times?
>>338882416
The one in CotD can be killed by firebombing it from the next room.
Anal Rodeo's: open the big door and run the fuck back to the bonfire. It'll pursue you all the way but it's AI will break when it gets near the spiral lift.
>>338882260
>getting juggled by two of these guys
>each taking turns sucking me dry as I get up
>this keeps up for a while til I can land in a few hits to kill him
>later turn game off
>bitch to my friend about these guys
>he tells me they take your insight every time they do that
>wait hold the phone
>turn on my game and look at insight
>literally almost no insight
Fuck those fucking bitches.
>>338882745
Use the pillars
>>338874882
um... Crocomire?
>>338882745
Hug her ass and dodge towards her attacks.
>>338882804
I'm still not really sure what the positive effects of inshight are.
>>338874273
Just use a bleed weapon or carthus rouge. They die in seconds.
>>338874490
>>338882260
>>338882573
STOP!
>>338882745
wtf? i killed her on my 3rd try, yesterday, i just spammed heal aid 5 times when i was dying and then killed her
>>338874273
>>338874490
>>338874758
If the souls series didn't have annoying shits like these they might honestly be better games.
Especially those fucking brains.
There is only one solid strat... parry/backstab. If you fail either or just fight normally, you're dead. Why even?
>>338882745
Lol is ds3 your first souls game?
I WANT TO FUCKING GENOCIDE ALL THESE FUCKERS.
>>338874273
They are pretty easy IMO.
>smear carthus rouge on katana
>kill dog in six hits
Would probably be even faster with a real bleed weapon like grave warden twinblades
>>338882092
That's a lot more than 20 lbsthat will never be on your face
>>338882918
Also Magic in the face (which is targetable) Immediately stuns and deals massive damage.
>>338882915
It's cash. Trade 60 for a bigass bloody rock.
>>338874273
so i can fuck it
>>338874273
is that crocomire?
>>338874882
>Dragoon?
That's Crocomire. The name you're thinking of is Draygon, who was the boss you can electrocute in Maridia.
>>338883050
>that one asshole that ambushes you and makes you fall to your death
>>338883050
Just kick them.
>>338874490Lala...
>>338883050
NO WAIT, I CHANGED MY MIND, I WANT TO DESTROY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE FUCKERS.
>>338879471
I completely forgot about those poorly designed shits. I guess because their the most optional thing in a souls game. Nothing important is even hidden near them.
>>338883176
reminder
What's going on in this thread?
>>338882771
Is there a reason why it's okay to design a game where its easier/more practical to not play and just snipe like a faggot all the time.
That's not an excuse for it's shit design.
>>338883176
Didn't know this existed.
>>338882906
>Hug her ass
I wish
>>338882607
Damn the doll has hella hp actually
>>338882773
Fighting that thing without getting jabbed in the ankles by those fucking slimes would have been good enough. I'll have to remember that for NG+.
>>338883359
Target -> Throwing Knife
It's not even about sniping, it's that they're so weak that a stiff breeze kills them. So you can use anything fast to take them out before they get to you.
>>338877134
That indecent... BITCH!
>>338883405
>tfw your ""sword"" will never be big enough for a thicc dragon qt
>>338883479
That's probably ng+ or ++ she only has about 500 on ng
>>338882607
What happens if you kill her? Does she just respawn next time you enter the dream?
how many times did you guys die to these hoodlums?
Most bullshit enemies in souls:
-giant trolls in DeS
-wheel skeles in painted world in DaS
-whales, wintern lanterns in BB
-robed skeletons with dual scythes, jailers in das3
>>338878646
>>338878365
Oh too bad the hitbox is widely inaccurate and causes random carrying back into the bite making even kalameets shitboxes look good.
>inb4 Fromdrones continue to defend shit design.
>>338883349
OUT.
GET OUT
>>338883632
Yes. There's no penalty.
>>338883641
too many.
>>338882773
Also the anor londo one can't reach you from the stairs. Aggro it and run back up the stairs halfway and it can't do anything.
>>338883641
Not once iirc
The flamberge ones are annoying as fuck and can burn in hell.
>>338874758
>Spends entire fight running away
>Can run indefinitely based on RNG
>Only one attack in the first phase
>Second phase he starts running again but farther and with more opportunities to run indefinitely
>Eventually he runs into a room where he gets 2 more attacks for a total of 3.
>One of his attacks an AoE that one shots you and then summons homing beacons
>You're supposed to dodge into the explosion despite the fact that the animation is longer than your roll so you're literally standing inside of it while its still happening
>If you die you wasted 30 minutes and have to do it again
Literally why I rank this game lower than any other.
>>338882473
If you even have curse res at that.
>>338882607
>Doll has been fucked so many times that her insides are filled with semen
eww
Hi guys
>>338883641
0... no actually once, because of that flamberge delayed swing, fuck them they are annoying as fuck
>>338883813
Get good nigga you can make him run where you want as long as you have enough health to take his magic shit its easy peasy
>>338882092
How did you freeze her like that?
>>338883176
the fuck is happening here
>>338883050
Kick them. You'll be glad you did.
>>338883914
Hey, dude. Fuck you. Fuck your sack too.
>>338882745GITGUD
>>338883896
literally bursting at the seams
Hello everyone, it's me, the worst enemy in Dark Souls history.
>>338883176
Why the fuck is that thing praying?
>>338882092
The way her ass jiggles with each strike.
>>338883682
Oh you did it now motherfucker.
>>338884080
It's in pain and wishes for death. Also it used to be a devout human.
>>338883914
These guys are all bark and no bite, provided you don't piss about and do them in quickly.
>>338874273
Pull them one at a time and abuse drop attacks off the ladder
>>338884070
>tfw farming those fuckers for Petrified Dragon Bones
It is a good pain.
some of you unkilndled are alright, don't go near the firelink tower after defeating Gundyr
>>338883965
>>338884080
Pontiff turns his knights into horrible monsters
As you mortally wound said horrible monsters, they pray to their god
>>338884070
>falling for the "DS2 gets better in the DLC" meme
Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself
>>338882745
One of the worse bosses for sure. Not hard and can be overpowered through overleveling and spamming estus as >>338882950 did.
But trying to fight her legit shows how cheap she can be. Just not nearly as balanced as Nameless King or Cinder is.
>>338884116
Why do these even exist.
Such a shitty mechanic. No matter what you do you are going to loose health when there's a group.
>>338883651
>giant trolls in des
What area? it's been so long.
>>338882745
COME ON MAN
G E T G U D
>>338884116
oh fuck
>>338883941
You don't even need to have a bunch of health. When the spheres start coming to you, dodge forward. They'll arc right over you.
>>338883813
>RNG
He runs depending on the direction you run at him, how the fuck could you not figure this out?
>>338884186
>No bite
They literally foot your face into another dimension
>>338884267
Valley of Defilement, I think. The big cunts with big clubs.
>Those rock throwing fuckers in the nightmare frontier
>>338883896
why miyazaki
>>338882745
>It's a "bloodborne boss in my souls" episode.
>>338884265
There's only two groups in the game, though. The big one is easy to cheese.
They exist because they're fucking JAILERS for the dungeon.
>>338884359
>getting the boot
C'mon man. They telegraph it pretty clearly.
>>338883651
Nah. Cyclops in DSII with their one-two-WAITFORIT-three combo and retarded tracking grab were worse.
>>338884252
I don't know why but she's never given me trouble. Except for when I tried her at base level and +1 for shits.
>>338883102
Way to ruin my day anon.
>>338874273
My deal is, why the fuck are there creatures from BB in the game?
Like without giving spoilers, there is some pretty obvious tie ins to BB that I just don't get.
>>338883914
Would have been nice if you couldn't warp out of Yahar'gurl and had to unlock the gate to Old Yharnam to get out
>>338884472OCELOOOOOOOTTTTEEEEE
>>338883813
in one fight, he did this AOE shit 3 times in a row, hitting me the third time.. i literally explodet in rage
>>338884567
What's BB in the game? Everyone's played the game, spoilers are a non-issue
>>338884486
The mechanic of your health bar continually draining is shit though. Its not as frustrating as BB frenzy, but its equally as shit in principle.
>if they look at you, your health bar shrinks and doesn't refill after it grows back
In my entire time playing the series, nothing was worse than the shit Bloodborne pulled in its DLC.
Throwing two fucking giant fish monsters in the same goddamn motherfucking area was absolutely nonsense. Outside of using the shaman bone, I have no idea how the fuck you were supposed to do that legitimately. Fuck that well. It can kiss my ass. That thing they did in Dark Souls 3 with two giant crocodile dog monsters was nowhere near as bad.
Only thing that matches this kind of douchebaggery is putting three giant defiled ones on a tiny island with items on it in Demon's Souls.
>>338884567
probably unused assets/concepts that never made it to release
>>338884486
>impossible to dodge health drain based on sight
>not shit
DIE!
>>338883813
Like every human in the game, there is ZERO poise. The spell has a long ass startup. Just hit him out of it, dickcheese
>>338884796
Literally the easiest enemy to parry in the game.
>>338884373
>Got carried through by an amazing jap player.
>Did it all in one run, he left to let me fight the maiden and her guard alone.
Fuck I really missed out on original blight town experience. I remember that place being tough as fuck before I got carried through.
Also god damn was that place nasty. Like the sense of dread and gloom, blight-town doesn't come anywhere close.
>Boss made out of shit
>Boss made out of rubbish.
>Bosse'speriod bloodcorrupting the whole land.
Bloodborne had areas which were better at being nasty and disgusting though. Or on par.Most disgusting and captivating swampland, is meat swampland in Latria
I'm having horrible flashbacks...
>>338884242
I fell for it
>Oh yeah DS2's main game isn't that great, but just wait till you start the dlc man!
>You didn't like sunken crown? huh, well Old Iron Crown is way better!
>That was pretty lackluster too? Well the third one is the best one!
>I still haven't finished it because I couldn't be fucked to backtrack through the whole dlc looking for knights
I guess the snow area looked nice at least, that's pretty much all I took away from the experience
>>338884708
>>338884785
Takes a while to activate. Just run away from all of them and you won't get fucked. Even the ones before the profane capital will probably just take a tenth of your health IF that if you run right past
>>338884929
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
>>338884796
First day I played BB these dickheads blew my asshole apart so badly I didn't touch the game again until The Old Hunters was on special offer.
>>338884737
You just gotta poke. Dodge and poke.
Its meant to be a battle of attrition you do once and never again. You aren't supposed to continue on through the level afterward.
>>338884265
If you turn your back to them the light doesn't affect you, as long as you're not point blank. Doesn't really help when fighting them, but I found it interesting.
>>338884737
> he never did the shark men legit
Son....
>>338879471
What even are these?
>>338884929
>people have trouble with hotdog
what's that? You thought the first time was too easy?
The dagger man-serpents at Archdragon Peak are fuckers. Their long ass combo always hit faster then my greataxe and they'd always dash away after finishing it so I couldn't punish them.
>>338884796
They're pretty easy if you've been using the pistol at all though.
They telegraph all their attacks a bunch
>>338885093
i had more trouble with it than the second round
>>338885093
WELL TOO FUCKING BAD.
>>338884680
pic related
>>338884754
I don't know man; I just can't see them being that lazy. Likethe whole thing with the eyes and the secret dark fire shrine...makes me wonder if the Chalice dungeons from BB aren't in actuality fragments of the DaS world that fell into darkness after the flame went out
>>338874273
Biollante?
>>338884998
I like the jailers, but this is kind of bullshit, too. I thought it was sight based, but I had my back turned the entire time and they can still jew your HP even when turned around.
>>338884970
That game is such a fucking mess. The DLC tried to be more focused, but it just made the main game look even shittier. Not saying the DLC was good mind, but at least they stuck with a theme in each and kind of ran with it. Not a lot you can do when the base game and mechanics are still garbage. No wonder DS3 went so hard on the callbacks to the first one and only mentions the second one in passing in a few items
>>338874273
Let us never forget Miyazaki's finest hour.
>>338885093
Second time is just as easy. His aggression means nothing when 80% of his moves are the same as before and you have 1000% more health and damage.
The only people who have trouble with CG are the ones that had trouble with him the first time round.
>>338885172
I fucking hate them. Actually, I hate overall eveything of Archdragon peak.
>>338883176
Sleep tight puppy
>>338882527
I like it more than suicide zombie. Even though flying head is gimmicky.
>>338885172
They can parry you as well
Good thing they drop lightning gems though, the fuckers.
Also the man serpent hatchet is surprisingly great.
>>338885294
>couple of cheeky poison arrows
>wait a bit
>proceed unmolested
>>338884242
>>338884970
I played through them and expected everyone else on the internet to shit on them, yet for some reason there is a meme perpetuating that they're actually good. I don't get it. They're all linear hallways clogged with enemies just like the rest of the fucking game
>>338885093
He's such a parry magnet but once he goes into his second formhe's a slightly less parry magnet.
Still a cool boss.
>>338884567
Asset reusing, explains why Catacombs of Carthus and Irithyll Dungeon ooks like a chalice dungeon from BB.
>>338885328
His first form is easy as hell because you can still parry. The second form you can still parry, but a lot of the heavy hits you can't so it's kind of bullshit.
Still fucking pissed that I KNEW the last boss was some Gwyn callback, but you can't parry anything he does. So gay
>>338885294
Finally something actually difficult in this thread.
>>338885172
>When they parry you
I had a good long think about how much of a chump I am while he was waggling me around in the air
>>338883813psst, anon, he only casts call beyond when you're far away. stay right in his face and he never ever casts it
>>338882260
I got so sick of these fucks, I used to just quit out of the game each time one caught me
Worst enemy in any Soulsborne game
>>338879471
I never had a problem with these but those crocodile dog things fucked me up so many times I actually skipped that small area and came back to it later
>finally landing a charged r2 on their face right at the end of their charge
>instant stagger into riposte
i never screamed FUCK YOU BITCH at a video game before.
>>338885172
Should be piss easy. Aren't because FROM can't into game balance and fucked up with a fundamental aspect of character builds.
Dogs and flailing dudes with daggers are the most dangerous enemies in the game when there is no poise.
>>338885437
Oh nice. Thanks for the tip.I wouldn't have enough dex for a bow considering I was playing Strongth
>>338885494
Parry+riposte ruins bosses
Lorian did it in a decent way so I'm not sure what they were thinking on Gundyr and Pontiff
>>338874273
Reminds me of the cockamouse
>>338884567
From likes to reference their own games. Also to save money by reusing assets. Undead Settlement is basically Hemwick, and Irithyll is BB as fuck. Demon Ruins and Irithyll Dungeon are basically reskinned Chalice Dungeons.
>>338884070
You can just poison them and then circlestrafe until they die, as they're easy to dodge that way.
Or, just pull them to the bonfire, and keep it between the two of you, poison, and wait them to death.
>>338885093
Meh, I beat him first try yesterday. His moves are decently telegraphed and his openings are reasonably large. One of the more pleasant bossfights overall.
>>338882745
My biggest complaint with this boss was the shit camera that would always get caught on shit, causing me to not see the wind-up and get my shit slapped more than I should have.
>>338883212
>lets make an annoying enemy that will spawn in the middle of the swamp and then follow the player to literally anywhere that happens to be nearby
>>338885610
>no poise meme
just because some asshat found through cheat engine that a particular of FUNCTION of poise was disabled every redditard thinks the game has no poise.
thats simply wrong.
just stop.
>>338877134
NO
DELETE THIS NOW
>>338883813
Your bad is showing anon
>>338885661
Not even a shortbow?
>>338881442
>ds2
>surprised it has the most shit design
You know better than that anon
HEY WHAT'S UP GUYS
AFTER FIVE FUCKING GAMES, I"M STILL THE MOST OBNOXIOUS ENEMY IN EXISTENCE!
Those fuckers worse than dogs.
>>338885963
NOOOOOOOOO
>>338885494
Miya was pissed that Gwyn was so easily cheesed in DS1 so I suppose this is him creating the boss he originally intended.
Still can't decide if its a good thing that his original concept was realized or really fucking lame that he missed an opportunity for what could have been the biggest nostalgia bomb of the whole game.
>>338885453
It's embarrassing. The reused bosses (Green Kalameet, Blue Smelter Demon, Nashandra on Fire with another Veldsdat), the same shitty gank squads, and even more lore and backstory to make the main game feel even more irrelevant. The whole entire game and DLC feel like terrible fan fiction
>>338885225
>makes me wonder if the Chalice dungeons from BB aren't in actuality fragments of the DaS world that fell into darkness after the flame went out
shit nigga you just blew my mind with that
DEEPEST LORE
>>338885282
>>338885453
Yeah I can appreciate that they were trying to be more focused, but goddamn they didn't do a good job at all.
Sunken looked worse than the main game to me. Just felt horrible to look at, let alone play. I had to check if my friend was joking when he said it looked really cool
Iron Crown started out strong with that walk across the chain, but it could have really used another boss on the main path. Fume Knight was decent apart from some floaty animations (but then what's new), but fuck that walk to sir Alonne and Smelter Demon Blue.0
I can't really comment on Ivory since I didn't finish it, maybe it gets better but who knows
>>338885963
Pieces of shit. Taste my dragon rider bow!
>>338874273
Completely different game and series but I felt like a lot of people are in a fragile enough state to get triggered.
>>338882745
My only problem is that the camera gets really janky if you're locked on and close to her when she starts attacking. A good half of my deaths were because I couldn't see what she was doing and I'd fuck up my dodge timing.
>>338885951
I honestly think Mijazaki got molested by dogs in his youth.
His dogs in every souls-game are worse than the ones in Quake 1
>>338885963
GOTTA GO FAST MOTHERFUCKER
>>338883176
Looks uncannily like Gaping Dragon
>>338885849
There isn't though, at least as we understand the Poise stat from the prior games. People finally figured out what the DS3 "poise" actually does, with the result being that it shouldn't be called "Poise" it should be called something else. Like Adaptability or Agility.
>>338886059
Miyazaki was pissed at himself for making that boss. He intended to make Gwyn the kind of fight that any build could have a chance against, but instead just made a shitty aggro monster.
Soul of Cinders is exactly what he wanted the first time around, but treating a human-like boss like you would the big dogs in the OP (ie. dodge/punsish/dodge) kind of defeats the purpose
>>338886139
I remember this guy but it's been such a long time since I've played diablo 2 I can't remember what his deal was
>>338885849
>Defending the repurposing of useful stat into a shitty mechanic that increases iframes in panic rolls.
>Defending a stat that makes heavy characters better a rolling than light characters
>Defending a stat that doesn't do what the ingame description says it does
>Defending the fact that my Smough cosplay is literally worthless
inb4 hyperarmor which doesn't do shit against an aggressive guy with a dagger
>>338885951
>Can't deal with dog enemies
>2000+16
Step up
At least they aren't
>blight town fire doggos.
>>338885294
First time I hit that section I went through flawlessly. I dont have any idea how I did it as recently I went through it again and those archers slapped my shit in.
Having to roll into the ledge is the dumbest shit. Having to make a trek to go buy fucking poison arrows JUST for this section is also bullshit. Once youre past it though you hit bonfire and its pretty fucking quick to get back to it. The imps on the way over are piss easy to deal with.
>>338884070
These things really aren't that bad and give you a great source for PDB
>>338886373
I'd like to introduce that dagger guy to my greataxe character.
>>338886364
>High DPS
>Does massive cold damage on hits
>Has like a 90% chance to freeze you on hit/inficlit cold status
>Cold status means you hit really slowly and you can't run off to heal
>oh yeah he is super fast anyway.
He can legit kill you in a few hits. That plus his bullshit abilities make him rage inducing.
>>338886067
Fume Knight was great, almost as good as Artorias.
That aside, I disagree with the "DaS3 is shit" meme. It's the weakest one but still quite good, and has some neat things Das3 doesn't.
>>338886393
>that fucking section with the blow dart assholes and 8 fire doggos
>>338886373
>Defending the fact that my Smough cosplay is literally worthless
That's just depressing. You need like 60 VIT to use that shit without fat rolling
>>338884070
What the fuck is up with these things DT? I'd hit them with a greatsword for 700 damage and then again for 400 and then again for 20, and any number inbetween, they weren't that bad but what the fuck
>wake up
>bloodborne still isnt on pc
nice game
>>338886662
I want to smash his grinning fucking face in.
I want to smash to his skull to porcelain.
Blight town should of been nuked from orbit.
>>338886740
Don't turn a decent souls thread into a platform war
Trashing those things on a pyromancer with GCFO was a pretty good feel.
>>338874273
Challenging but fair.
>>338874490
Easy but unfair as fuck. Unforgivable flaw in game design, I can't begin to comprehend how any fromdrones could defend these things as good game design. Huge circular aura of "fuck you" that persists even if you break line of sight is NOT how you make an encounter challenging.
At least the jailors in Irythill Dungeon can't actually kill you with their aura, they just force you to play safe. That's a million times better. They cripple you for staying out in the open too long, but you still need to make a mistake to get punished by death.
>>338886821
>decent souls thread
>when bloodborne still isnt on pc
nice game
Have fun, Aldrich Faithuls.
>>338886819
But look on the bright side, at least they don't respawn.
>>338886589
You forgot that he has a freezing aura that passively slows and deals damage to you
>>338874934
Berserk Plesioth?
>>338886740
All units this is red crown command. Be advised enemy bait deployed in the field, I repeat enemy bait deployed in the field. Over
>>338886740
>wake up
>grab wallet
>go to Target
>buy PS4 Uncharted Collection Bundle cuz it's all they have
>grab Bloodborne
>grab a $20 PSN card for The Old Hunters
>go to purchase all of it
>dude pulls out his phone and saves me plenty of cash
>go home
>play Bloodborne
WOOOWWW that was so fucking hard wasn't it.
Acquire currency, lad.
>>338886978
They do respawn, friend.
>>338886740
Just get a Bloodborne machine like you did for Demon Souls before.
>>338886715
62 actually
>>338886740
>it's the games fault I can't play on my favorite system.
>>338886819
Cathedral of the Deep...
>>338886978
Blightown should and Izlaith should of drowned.
Not new Londo.
>>338883171
>>338883979
1. What happens? They fall on their back?
2. Is this even hinted at in any way in the game?
Thats a nice asshole you got there shame if something were to happen to it
>>338886586
>I beat one guy with the weapon you're talking about therefore they all suck and I'm amazing
there he is
>>338886647
It doesn't come close to Artorias, though. Maybe the fight is okay, but the reason the Artorias fight was so great was because of what it represented. You had an emotional attachment to him before you ever even saw him.
His legend in the main game was of a heroic knight who sacrificed himself to stop the spread of the Abyss, but was actually just a mutated former version of himself.
>>338887179
>the pussy ass priests and their sacred oath they cast that is 10 times stronger than the player usable version
>>338887131
the roll backwards like four times. And no
>>338883173
>blowjob from Dulahan.
>Arachnea snowballs from Dulahan's neck
>>338887179
>that smug ass grin
>>338887056
The ones who blow toxic darts at you don't respawn when killed.
>>338886857
>not writing hundreds of sexist messages that constantly get upvoted making frenzy a non issue
You fucked up, anon
>>338887131
1. They roll backwards a good 12 feet. You can just kick them right off ledges.
2. No you have to use your brain or find it by chance.
>>338887198
I realize that. I was talking about the fight itself, which is about on the same level as that of Artorias.
None of the fights in DaS2 are capable of holding that kind of significance, but some of them are rather good mechanically and stand up to the rest of the series.
>>338887198
>Emotional attachment to Artorias
You what, anon?
>Oh I see you have half health
>Well let me just one shot jump you
This mother fucker took me 50+ tries to beat. I was literally not getting hit until he jumped and it's random as fuck jumping decided to fuck my shit up
>>338885453
They have great bosses, great atmosphere, and great map design
2/3 things that DaS3 lacks
>>338887179
>Use Rapport on that one outside the Princes
>He fucking two hits everyone in the fucking area
>>338887479
Don't even ironically defend winter lanterns.
>>338879471
>Stand in the trees
>Bait them to roll at you
>Dodge
>Attack
Much Success
>>338882745
summon somebody
the more you lose the more you lose intrest in playing the game at all
>>338887549
I assume he's referring to Sif. You feel sad for the dog defending his master's grave and fighting with his master's sword, you find the dog's master and he's completely fucked up on Abyss.
>>338874490
You just equip an anti-frenzy rune, buy some shit from the insight shop (you DO know having lots of insight decreases your defense to frenzy, right?), and get them with a visceral attack, as frenzy does not hurt during visceral attacks.
>>338887625
They're a good source of cursed gem farming, though. They are bullshit for the areas they're in, though. They force you to micromanage your armor to all frenze resistance, but it only really decides just how many vials you're gonna blow through on that run.
They're cheap, I'll admit, but just like the jailers they're regulated to specific areas in the game you don't ever really need to revisit.
>>338886934
How did you get behind them without aggroing them?
>>338887097
I just dumped 30 so I could wear Tarcus set and -I- feel bad.
Sorry for your loss bro
>>338887625
>winter lanterns
The problem isn't the lanterns.
The problem is frenzy
Lovecraft never intended for frenzy to equal instant death.
No Idea how you could do "madness" in a video game.
Like you can fuck with player controls but that's a little silly. Or have a fable drunk screen, but again silly.
IDK, that "instant death" isn't lovecraft at all. Maybe frenzy could of given status debuffs orsoul drains
>>338887189
I never said daggers suck. But I do think hyperarmor is more useful than you say. And even though it doesn't matter, I've won more duels than I've lost.
>>338884252
I don't get that. Fought her three times, once on NG+, she seemed perfectly fair every time. What part of the fight makes it "unfair"? I basically use the same tactics on her as on twin princes, only being a little more cautious because she's not quite as predictable.
>>338886139
>wooh this game is fun
>oh boy a boss fight
>gee golly he is fast
>wait wtf why does a giant grub thingy freeze
>oh fml I am never getting that corpse back
>>338887549
DaS1 is the greatest fans always have some dumb shit like that
>>338886662
toxic yourself with dung pies and its easy as fuck
>>338887198
I don't understand how anyone had an emotional attachment to anything in this game. And yes I read all the item descriptions, but really I didn't even remember who Artorias was until my third or fourth playthrough
>>338887750
He may be fucked up, but in his last act as a sane individual he chose to protect his friend with his shield which cost him the use of his arm
chek'em
>>338887198
Even worse when you realize it was you they were talking about int he main game, Arty just got given the glory because nobody knew who the fuck you were.
Never meet your heroes, man.
>>338885193
HYPER MOOOOODE
>>338887835
And while that's all true, it does not change the fact they're poorly designed enemies. And you pretty much nail it with the vials comment. The winter lanterns aren't challenging to fight in the slightest, but even if you fight them perfectly, that frenzy goes up. Fighting lanterns is a matter of comboing them the same way every time and popping vials (because that's cheaper than the consumable that reduces frenzy buildup). It's retarded.
>>338883651
Fuck the robed skeletons. Fucking faggots. I was so mad
>>338887885
Frenzy isn't instadeath, though. It's like a huge bleed mechanic.
>>338887507
>big rock monster rolling at you
>I SHOULD KICK IT
Don't even pretend it was found by anything other than someone fucking up an input.
>>338888213
>robed skeletons near the ballista in smoldering lake
they have infinite I-frames
>>338883651
>DaS3
>anything but the jolly jumping bouncing satyrs
Can you imagine if the game had more than 2-3 of them?
>>338874490
the shark fucks in the rakuyo well at fishing hamlet are by far the worst thing in BB
>>338884265
I could *almost* accept them when it was one with a group of other standard enemies. The circle of 12 or so of them at the bottom of the prison was the most obvious "we ran out of time here" area in the game.
>>338874758
tell me about micolash
why does he wear the cage
>lots of loyalty for kos
>or some say kosm
>>338887559
>mfw I beat first try by complete accident and still didn't know how until I looked it up
>>338881442
Step aside.
>That one spastic attack it does if you stand to its side that has no wind up and immediately happens after you attack
DaS 2 is the game where you're SUPPOSED to get hit.
>>338888378
They're defending Karla's cell.
>>338888165
I never had problems with the winter lanterns, just equip an anti frenzy rune, get rid of some insight and you have so much frenzy defence you can just visceral them from behind and not trigger frenzy
>>338888252
>it's like bleed
No. Bleed builds up when you get hit.
>>338887854
Run to safe spot, save/reload, aggro gone.
>>338887507
>Use your brain
>Kick a monster made of solid rock that obviously has enough mass to send you flying
>In a game where it takes more than 2 kicks to do anything and even then some enemies don't care
>>338885294
I've never had a single problem with them in any single play through of that game.
The ones in Dark Souls 3 sufficiently fucked my shit, however, so there's that.
>>338888252
Ah well I know it can outright kill you though. Also it's far to punishing. They needed to do something cooler with it.
>Meter fills up.
>Involuntary beast mode
>you turn into some sort of beast/tentacle monster/wolf thing etc.
>Can't operate chests
>Can't use weapons.
>Can't use blood injections
>only your claws.
>Doll can restore you.
Frenzy should take longer to build though if we one were to use my silly version of Frenzy.
>>338888496
And still, the mechanic is fucking retarded. "I can beat it" does not equal "this is fine".
>>338887559
I beat him my first time, dat bolt paper
>>338882008
DELETE
THIS
>>338882008
>bellyslides at u ;^)
>>338888476
>360 degree tracking giant flame lizards.
You went too far B team, too far.
>>338885294
>The arrow sends you backwards based on which direction your character faces
>In an area that pretty much requires you to put your back to a cliff
>>338888165
they're more like stage hazards than enemies
>>338885428
>the hatchet
Best fucking axe in the game. Huge weapon with axe moveset and the shield bleed through of a shotel.
Good luck ever getting one to drop though
>>338885909
FULL BANDITO BRUH
Though I should of done that in my second run when I could use spears.
Don't mind me folks, just being the worst enemy From has ever created.
>>338874273
They're a mighty pain in the arse, but I figured out the secret.
Don't hug their arses.
It's a little counterintuitive, since it works for nearly everything else, but it seems that nearly every movement they make is a check of some sort around all their outsides, even if it doesn't make sense. By hanging back in front of them, and baiting them into attacks, it's fairly easy to get the odd attack in and then back off, chipping them down to nothing. And the two in the cistern can be aggro'd seperately, with plenty of space to fight one near the ladder without disturbing the other.
Bonus: landing a visceral attack makes them trivial, though it's worth doing just to see the resulting animation, and thinking of the consequences.
>>338882092
>>338882745
Dancer was fun. Kept slapping my shit at low levels when I was unexpectedly summoned for her, but otherwise fun. I found that getting right into her grill made a lot of her attacks whiff.
>>338889115
Only frustration with them is that fucking vacuum grab they have that instakills you
>>338889115
I blame bad tracking and hit boxes.
Concept was alright. Execution was poor. Worst on purpose has to be those suicide zombies and the anal rodeo archers.
>>338889018
They're more like very poorly designed enemies than stage hazards.
>>338889115
Excuse me?
>>338889271
>This enemy is so shit that even its fucking animations aren't finished, so they had to hide it with tall grass
>>338885070
>defiled hotdog 1 shots you with just about anything unless you outlevel all multiplayer
>>338888525
I mean the effect it has after it's filled. It's not death, but if you're at a certain death it'll kill you, just like bleed
>>338888613
Again, that'd be a fine mechanic if they were going to run with it the entire game. You really only get frenzied by them, or when facing great ones.
And those weird wood carrying guys at the start of the game guarding Vicar Amelia
>enemy hits you twice in rapid succession, stunlocking you, and then follows up with a slower attack that hits at exactly the length of your roll + 1 frame
epic
>>338889271
>Even the falcon is hollow
I find this adorable for some reason.
>>338889365
>at a certain death
Health*
>>338889389
I'm still mad at the amount of stunlock in DaS3. How the fuck is it good game design to have literal 100-0 stunlocks on some weapons? Bring back toggle escape.
>>338889365
It would of been a cool mechanic, like a long term risk thing.
>More insight equals more knowledge gained
>Greater chance of "beasting" like the clerics. Represent your characters losing their mind and despairing .
No idea how you would implement it though.
>>338883050
That bit with 4 of them rolling at you at once while that wyvern shoots flame at you is bullshit
>>338887056
No they don't.
>>338886934
>not Way of Blue
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>338889389
The drang sentinel guy just after pontiff with the spears fucked me up royally because his attacks were perfectly synced with my rolls.
The man who designed these fucks should be shot
>>338889271
>The falcon just blasts through you like a feathery canon ball. It doesn't even have its own attack animation.
Just lazy
>>338889595
But no, instead frenzy is unavoidable "bleed-like" auras. Lovecraft would be proud.
>>338875145
Then you are a pussy faggot anon. This shit is soothing as fuck. I would suggest your pansy ass stay away from silent hill games completely.
>>338888476
Fuck these, it's like they forgot to program its animations, like the attack the spider dudes in brightstone cove do when they die
Ding
They're cute, CUTE!
>>338888465
>>338888682
I think most people beat the regular amygdala first try but the defiled chalice amygdala is a nightmare
>>338889771
>can't hit them out of their jump mid-air
>entire fucking attack has hyperarmor
>they chain the jump
Y THO
>>338884070
These guys could have been bearable if there werent 100 in the same room as each other
>>338883651
>>338888213
>>338888323
pshhh....
nothin personnel, kids
>>338879471
You can cheese them from the cliff above. They'll keep cycling through their rolls back and forth and you can just poison arrow/bomb them to death. I honestly thought they were badass as fuck, but 2-3 at once is a nightmare in close range.
>>338889921
>My face can rape your face.
>Ding ding ding
>Who wants to be sent up to my lordsGiant heart to be turned into berserk slugs.
Fuck tower of Latria man
>you can ignore most of prisoners
>they run up to you with their arms up
>if you keep ignoring them they try to agrro you by pushing your character
>They want you to kill them to end their pain.
Old Monk was a terrible man.
>>338885294
do you known iframes exist yes?
do you know how to roll?
do you know how to parry?
If you actually died more than once in this part then you must have some kind of learning impairment.
>>338890245
Your (you) sir.
>>338874273
>enemy punishes you for rushing in close and hugging them
>"WHY???"
So you can break your bad habits you dumb faggot
>>338881202
Motherfucks when they jump down on you because you didn't know they were there
>>338890201
the yellow coat is the demon , not the old monk
>>338889921
>>338890201
Tower of Latria is still my favorite area in the series
3-1 was perfect
>>338889771
The two in that cramped hall in Izalith ruins, fuck that shit.
>>338881202
>take one hit
>over 50% curse
fuck this I'm cheesing you every time
>>338890201
>banished from the kingdom
>comes back with a yellow robe and incredible power
>imprisons everyone in the entire kingdom
>make demonic flesh abomination, feed people to it to birth demons out of it
>kills the queen and with her soul makes a puppet for the miserable prisoners to worship as a sick joke>dies at the end because the demon that actually was the robe decides to choose a stronger host after finally sucking him dry of souls
I liked that place.
PSHHH NOTHIN PERSONEL SLAIR OF DIMONS
>>338884070
These aren't dragon butts so they don't count
>>338889231
>anal rodeo archers
They fixed those by moving the left one far enough away that if you got to the top he wouldn't shoot you. As much as I hate them I don't think they are bad in any way because they are literally doing their job, and it is possible to get by them by using everything at your disposal. I used poisoned arrows to poison them and just waited for them to die, but this was after 10 attempts of going straight forward and dodging their shit with rolls.
If you think about it they are really good at their job of protecting the castle and the amazing chest that resides inside.
>>338890578
>aggros you directly from your spawn
>hits for more than half of your health and has the health of 10 knights
>uses full moon grass
>3 minutes later
>uses full moon grass
>uses full moon grass
>uses full moon grass
>uses full moon grass
how did i endure this
so this is irrelavant as fuck but i killed the sister who could change my status on ds2 how fucked i am
new poise meta
>>338884901
That's not a Church Servant
>>338890735
fuck off retard
Don't even mention black phantom ones.
Hey guys look at my cute little puppies!
>>338884929
Should have used the whip, instead of the axe. Doesn't really help to get that burning ass hair smell off yah.
>>338890894
ok then.
>>338874273
HEY SCRUBLORDS
IF YOU DONT LOOK AT THEM THEY DONT ATTACK YOU
BREAK LINE OF SIGHT AND RUN AWAY AND THEY DONT FOLLOW
AS LONG AS YOU KEEP YOUR CAMERA ON ONE AND AWAY FROM THE SECOND ONE, THEY WONT BOTH ATTACK YOU
THEY ALSO GET STUCK ON THE PILLARS WHICH LET YOU BAIT THEIR LIGHTNING ATTACKS AND RETREAT
>>338879001
PCfat detected
>>338891141
Don't cry catte
>>338891141
please cry
baka
>>338891050
This dude is the strangest enigma
99% of the time I can kill him no problem, not even get hit
But every once in awhile
Every now and again
The dogs just won't stop fucking destroying me and it takes me like five tries
>>338882008
the only reason this is even halfway bearable is because of the bowblade and the shamans blade. Too bad you practically have to be inside their mouth to hit them with the shamans.
Dear From, please up the throw range, blast radius, and duration of Lloyd's Talismans so they're actually worth a fuck.
Sincerely, everyone who plays PvP.
>>338891143
hol up
They can both attack you at the same time?
How dumb you gotta be to get attacked by both at once?
Anyone call?
>>338887012
No, that'd be the elder god of hitboxes
>>338891471
I just beat him on my first try for the first time on one of my most recent characters. I felt like i was on the top of the world because it usually takes me like 4-5 tries because of those fucking dogs. If it was without the dogs, or even just one, it would be fine. But two dogs just leaves it all up to rng.
>>338891784
This enemy reminds me of this
>>338891753
>How dumb you gotta be to get attacked by both at once?
You can't not get attacked by both at once the first time you go in there unless you know they're both down there already.
If you put your camera on both of them and go into the main room, they both attack. If you lure one over to the ladder and put the other in your line of sight while fighting the first at any point, they both attack.
>>338887854
doesnt hidden body stop all enemies from aggroing?
>>338891732
they should make the effect invisible if it connects and poison the estus instead of block it
>>338886934
I'm going to fucking do this.
>>338892037
I liked how in DS1 it wouldn't grey out the Estus icon and people would try to run and chug... Most satisfying kills
>>338887854
>>338888563
>>338892031
They stop aggroing if you look away from them retards
Don't make eye contact.
>>338884116
I swear their grab has hyper armor, or something
>>338888331
>jolly jumping bouncing satyrs
Where were those again?
I cheese Micolash everytime, fuck him.
Worst boss in BB
>>338884550
At least Cyclops were beatable, unlike the hammer dudes in dragon shrine
>>338892019
git gud
>>338892671
You mean the big hammer guys or the dragon knight guys?
If it's the former, there's only one of them at least. If it's the latter, they don't attack in SotFS.
>>338876407
I just kept climbing the ladder and dropping on them. Easiest section of the game.
>>338892671
You mean the BEST ENEMY in the game?
>>338891905
Is this from Mama or the thing Mama is based on or some other thing?
>>338891793
Why Plesioth, why?
>>338887414
I didn't know I wanted that until now thank you
>>338891050
The real problem is from restricted the camera angels.
It's using the limitations of the engine as difficulty, but it's such bullshit.
Room to see equals room to deal with doggos.
Fuck the Cathedral Knights and their dumb fucking shield bash, especially the one on the rafters that shoots you with a crossbow.
>Blocking constantly
>"Oh you got close to try and kick? Too bad bitch I'm just gonna smash your face while you can't do anything"
LITERALLY FUCKING WHY
>>338883349
Fuck these things
>>338893397
>what is bleed
They have almost no health.
[transforms externally]
>>338883349
>"Oooh, scary girl :^)"
>die instantly
>mfw
Took me a while to figure out what the fuck was even happening.
>>338893397
Any ranged attack wrecks them easily.
And you can also just lure them to stand on the bonfires and they burn to death.
>>338893397
>Fast enemy
>Has AoE
>Has tracking spell with almost every attack
>Normal attack does massive damage already
>Must fight in an area that slows you down and fatrolls
>Did I mention it also poisons you?
>Don't get the attention of adds
>>338893350
roll through bolt, they put down shield and decide to fuck you up old school, jog back to the entrance of the rafters, and fight them normally
>every single enemy in this thread
Reeaaaaallly you guys? Every SINGLE one of these enemies is the easiest thing in the game. I have had 0 trouble with every enemy in this thread and you all are bad.
>>338893397
>abyss watchers
>partake in some old blood
>they decide to become lords of cinders for some reason
>blood dries up
>all the mages and acolytes left in farron's lower zone mutate into goat things together with the forest itself
>those things which are the elder goat things are obviously cleric beasts
>Abyss Watchers are given a big emphasis on not using shields
it was fanfiction tier
>>338893825
>the enemies didn't just kill themselves as soon as you walked in the room
dude we know you're a baddie but you didn't need to remind us of it
Nice filter, A team.
>>338893935
I fucking killed Miyazaki after beating the game 30 seconds after the first copies got sent to streamers you trash creature.
>>338885093
don't try to take the second hit
ever
there is never an opening for the second hit, he will kick you to fucking next week
there now he's piss easy
>>338883651
dark souls 1 bullshit enemies were the hollows with torches
they CONSTANTLY fucked me up
CONSTANTLYYYYYYYYYYY
>>338893467
They're also stupid weak to fire.
>>338893397
>tfw they are weak to fire damage and im playing pyromancer
>>338893848
>even enemies called Lycanthropes
IT FITS
>>338889115
If you're behind them, they try to sit on you. You can abuse that by moving in behind, attacking, backing away when they try to sit, and repeating 'til they're dead.
>>338894141
And then they have the gall to put GRAVESTONES in the game. 100% Bloodborne. And you know what else is in the game? A fucking WHIP. Soooo Bloodborne.
>>338893968
They also filter "hick" so now I ahve a character with the first part being "T****"
Fucking gooks
>>338883349
Any great weapon knocks them down and prevents the hp drain to stop happening.
>>338889921
This enemy made me quit playing Demon's Souls. Fuck that stupid retarded piece of rotten diaper shit. I've beaten every souls game except Demon's. Horrible game.
>>338886857
They're not meant to feel like an honest, fair challenge. They're meant to make you feel like a Lovecraft narrator, because you have to be constantly chugging sedatives to stay sane around them. They're a story set piece.
>>338894425
git fucking gid scrub
>>338894425
That are you talking about they are not that ba-
>Instantly remember the BP versions that spawned in the stair to the Maneater fight
FUCKKKKK
FUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
>>338884594
>low leveled players forced to fight Paarl
that would've been some serious gittin' gud for the masses.
>>338890578
>runs near skeletor
>heals
FAG
A
G
Doggogator wasn't all that bad. He's fast and hits way too hard, but all of his attacks are super choreographed.
Ride his dick as much as possible and wail on him when he uses Thunderbolt
>>338886164
Is there a reason why so many DS3 enemies have the gaping dragon thing going on? I noticed it with wolfodile and sewer centipedes.
>>338892019
Walked into the wrong neighborhood
>>338894290
>the torch explicitly mentions Skill, capitalized
Your sarcasm is appreciated, but unnecessary. From have always done ebig meme revrinzes to their previous games.
>>338887127
Not even in the same league.
>>338888258
>>338888569
Or get lucky with messages helping you out? That's kind of the point of the game, you're supposed to find shit out from other people.
>>338894919
Pontiff has unique fetish
Are the centipedes pontiff creations? they are in the sewers, but then they appear again down below in the profaned capitol
>>338895123
fuck off iron meme your cancer caused the faith and pyro glitch to spread
>>338894996
Almost positive that's just the name they used for Weapon Arts before changing it m8. It has nothing to do with the skill stat in BB.
>>338895203
I like when the people who do it don't use iron flesh
Makes it piss easy to counter when you can stagger their windup with a longsword
>>338890728
I tried fighting him fair at first but after the fifth try I got angry and just stunlock cheesed him with the mirdan hammer.
>>338885093
Beat him on the first try on my first playthrough, but NG+ Champion is fucking my shit up.
>>338885951
Not even the worst dog in this game.
>>338883641
They don't really do enough damage to kill you unless you get seriously trapped, but I have wasted a fuckload of Estus to them. There was a point in the Grand Archives where I died a few times thanks to them and the scholars- it's in the set of stairs leading up to the Crystal Sage's second location. Just get fucking everyone in there.
>>338884817
According to the wiki, it still goes off even if he staggers before its fully cast unless you do it EXTREMELY early. From personal experience I can tell you that this is at least partially true.
Whether it is or not though, I still think its a stupid fight. The AOE is the only attack he has that runs the risk of killing you. Take that away and it's just a waste of time, no matter how long or little time that is. It's a boring puzzle boss with infinitely respawning mobs guarding an NPC with bloated health to cover up his bland AI.
Funny how Bloodborne gets a free pass to do shit that Dark Souls 2 (and to a lesser extent the whole series) was and is hated for.
>durr let's get rid of soul memory and have weapon tiers influence matchmaking
>but hey let's also let people summon SL100 hosts who will get "downlevelled" an appropriate amount
>also they can keep their 7 +10 estus flasks
>>338896707
>Funny how Bloodborne gets a free pass to do shit that Dark Souls 2 (and to a lesser extent the whole series) was and is hated for.
Nobody likes Micolash or the Celestial Emissaries.
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Sup /v/, where do I go after Hemwick Lane
>>338897337
Shaman bone blade makes the celestial emissary fight fun to watch.
>>338897549
Did you get the rune workshop tool? Did you kill Vicar Amelia and get the password for the forbidden woods?
>>338897549
Forbidden Woods.
>>338895121
>>338897356
I think these and the handbabbies are just fucked up abominations that go unearthed, It's like the Chaos Eaters.
>>338897653
>>338897672
Thanks, time to find this place and whatever that password is.
>>338898148
The password is obtained after examining Laurence's skull after killing Amelia. It's Fear the Old Blood.
>>338898428
I have everything then because I remember that cutscene. I'll find the Woods eventually.
>>338897715
Yeah, though you can see the "head" on those things are essentially as if someone scalped them and removed the skull. It's just a flap of skin with the hair out the top.
>>338898745
It can be accessed from that circular graveyard with two church giants.
>>338898745
Exit Amelia's room, head down to the plaza and run past the church giant on the far right.
>>338894916
I remember dying 5-6 times straight because he always kept stunning me with the same two-hit instadeath combo.
What's weird is I killed the other one in the water basement on my first try.
>>338881740
exploding heads was a callback to king's field just like the floating dragon statues in izalith that only have that one attack. They werent the best implemented enemies but it was nice to see them back after so long
>>338882745
desu I thought the nameless king was far worse. Especially the second phase.
>>338883349
>>338884116
>the room at the very bottom with like 10 of them
>run past them
>run to the room with the guy with the cross on his back, open his door
>aggro him and RUN
>watch the cross guy kill all the jailors alone
Don't even need rapport, its pretty great
>>338899648
Fuuuuck that shit. I just use dragonslayer greatbow to headshot them.
>>338899441
those statues in izalith actually have two attacks thank you very much
>>338899648
>do this
>jailer IMMEDIATELY gets OHKOd
>assume it's a scripted sequence because the death was to a grab where the lycanthrope got pinned to the ground
>everyone else that has done this claims other hsit happened
WHY
>>338900387
The jailers' normal attack (not the HP drain), if successful, is usually followed by the grab attack which does high damage for an enemy.
>>338886589
>EXPECTING BAAL?
>>338874882
First thing I thought of too
>>338900539
I know, been hit by it. But there was no first hit on the lycanthrope, just immediate back-searing face-planting.
>>338900539
if you get hit, you just get weighted down, you can fatroll immediately away from it.
>according to Miyazaki DS3 is the last Souls-like game
You know, I think I am really going to miss dealing with FromSofts bullshit enemies.
Literallywhy ;_;
>>338901059
actually it's the last one he's going to make
>>338901091
>Watchdogs
lol
>>338900907
I'm referring to the enemy behavior, assuming there was a first hit that either wasn't seen or missed. I've never seen them immediately use the grab attack as the first attack.
>>338901059
Didn't they confirm Bloodborne 2.
Or did I hear that wrong?
>>338901228
I don't pvp
>>338901312
They said they were done with Soulsborne.
>>338901312
>Bloodborne 2.
If that were true /v/ would be in 24/7 shitpost mode
>>338901329
LOOOOOOL
>>338901424
All we have to do is boycott all their new games so they have to go back to the cash cow.
>>338890413
lewd
>>338901509
dark souls 2's dlc goes to show that miyazaki isn't needed
>>338883813
Stay close and never stop hitting, he'll never use that bullshit
>>338901059
kf5/shadow tower 3 fuckin when
>>338901712
>implying LMAO2CATS was good
>implying blue smelter demon was good
>implying anything in sunken crown was good
>>338901869
the first two points are from coop areas
the third is just git gud
>>338901947
Why would coop areas in a game that is vastly superior if played alone be good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnNONLuDm_I
>The Irithyll jailers
I figured out that if you jump attack them, they fall over and you don't get the fear effect
>>338890012
>Their jump also shockwaves
Why
>>338879471
It's amazing how I remember almost everything about Dark Souls, but I forgot these fuckers existed.
I hate these fuckers I beat ds1 and 3 with relative ease.
The same would go for bb, but because of these fuckers I never even made it to Orphan of Kos.
>>338893397
>tfw STR Build
Literally two hits.
>>338899648
>do this
>he kills 2 jailers then dies
Yeah, great solution.
>>338902547
>offhand caestus
>carthus flame arc
>hornet ring
You're both tremendous faggots.
>>338889360
>back up
>charge attack
>shoot it
>riposte
i found this technique on my own and had absolutely no issue with the watchdog
>>338885489
No they don't.
>>338902547
>Fight Club
>Undead Legion Torso
>Getting to that low HP from a Farron GS user
>Blessed Ceastus
>Hornet Ring
>Filename acts as if you're good by abusing parries with a hornet ring and caestus by parrying the most telegraphed and easiest to parry weapon art in the game
please uninstall and never participate in anything that involves interacting with a human being
>>338902458
>literally only two of these you can easily run past
>the other two of optional to get a weapon
git gud
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