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>>338770953
literally who cares
no one thought it would be good
I guess /tv/'s dream of vidyashit replacing capeshit won't come true.
Angry Birds will have 80.
>copy Lord of the Rings and Warhammer
>becomes a massive success
>make a clone of the Lord of the Rings movie series; which had tons of problems
>what could go wrong?
>>338770953
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>338771907
FOOL OF A TOOK
>>338770953
>pretentious variety critic giving a movie a bad score
what else is new? wait for more reviews. if it's still shit then, it's probably shit.
>>338770953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqOsE8HRZJQ
Armond White will probably like it atleast.
>>338770953
I'm not going to watch it because its good, I'm going to watch it because its Warcraft.
>>338772154
i didnt know this existed thank you anon
>>338772124
if it starts off at 29 good chance its not getting any better anon
>>338772261
Literally why we can't have nice things.
DUDE
NO QUIPS EVERY 30 SECOND LIKE IN MARVEL MOVIES?
UTTER SHIT
>>338770953
>This is what I've been waiting for for atleast 5 years
I won't even go watch it. I wish WoW was dead because there's at least some Dignity in death, but they've turned it into a walking corpse instead.
>>338772485
I recommend working on your reading comprehension. You'll enjoy /v/ more if you do.
>>338771907
I mean, even if LoTR had problems, it was still a pretty decent trilogy, definitely entertaining. I expect the same from Warcraft. It's just a movie anyway, no reason to get all worked up about it, just pirate it if you don't like Blizzard and you won't lose shit.
>video game movies
>good
OP here ill probably still watch it next week, looks fun
>>338772442
like what exactly
Angry Birds wins the video game movie-off
They should have gotten whoever made the CGI scenes of Warcraft 3 to make a full feature CGI movie instead
>mfw just read the variety review.
It's a pretty shit one to be honest.
Literally could be summed up as "I haven't played the game and as a result I think everything is stupid and should be done for camp"
>>338770953
Good, It's what Bowie Jr. gets for dissing Tolkien over being white, but in the name of "progression"
This movie is probably shit but we all know disney kikes are paying for these negative reviews
DELETE THIS. IT'S GOT A 9.0 ON IMDB. IT'S CONFIRMED KINO.
FUCKING DELETE THIS
>>338770953
>4 critics
>meanwhile the imdb score with 1000+ reviews is at 9,0
What is the basic scientific process..
>>338772715
>have to waste hundreds of hours on a video game series to enjoy a movie
Sounds like a really shitty movie
>>338770953
I'm going to go see it because its directed by Bowie's son. It looks so bad though.
>>338771907
casuals love lotr movies tho
yfw when Angry Birds is considered one of the good ones
>in a couple of years you will prefer Angry Birds over Warcraft
Who wuda thunk
>>338772708
Blizzard?
>>338772590
Since all Blizzard is looking for is a quick cash grab from ticket and BD sales, Warcraft really don't have to be a good movie. They could literally take a shit in a toilet, film it for 2 hours, then sell movie tickets with the name 'Warcraft' on it.
But it also points to how Warcraft as a series is no longer about quality.
>it never had quality
>people in this thread literally spent childhoods, middle school years, high school years, and countless weekends, summers, and holidays playing WOW for most of their waking hours
>they look back at this time with nostalgia rather than regret for wasting their formative years
>for nearly a decade they have been waiting for a cinematic blockbuster to capture the universe they were engrossed in
>they get Warcraft
But is it realer than real life?
>>338770953
it's out I was gong to take a group of family members with me since they all playedeverquestback in the day
>>338772910
I thought they hired some studios for those scenes
>>338772807
what the fuck, it actually does
>>338772825
That isn't even what I said.
The reviewer didn't take the film seriously and thought it shouldn't have too because he knew it was based on a video game.
>>338772934
Thankfully I stopped caring after The Frozen Throne and didn't waste any of my life on WoW.
>>338772715
warcraft lore is retarded kiddy high fantasy and should never be played straight
now TES on the other hand would work well
It's weird to me how anybody thought the Warcraft lore was ever good. These film critics kind of prove that.
>>338772629
This. don't turn your fucking games into movies and don't turn your movies in to games. It's always medicore at best.
>>338770953
Good thing Angry "Stop Immigration Elect Trump" Birds is gonna be awesome
>>338772485
Dude, this guy didn't like Pacific Rim, Ant-Man or Jurassic World
maybe warcraft is just bad
POST YFW BORDERLANDS OF ALL THINGS WILL DELIVER VIDYAKINO
RATED R SUPERSTAR COMING THROUGH
>>338773194
>stop immigration
illegal*, he still needs dem cheap workers and dont you forget that
>>338772925
I see potential deja vu. This is going to be a loss no matter how many copies of WoW they bundle with tickets.
>>338772816
I don't know but it has nothing to do with this you dumb piece of shit
>>338771907
worked for Game of Thrones
you have to remember it wasn’t written by an old, white man in the trenches in World War I. It’s going to have a different vibe.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHQHAHAHQHHQHQHQHQHQHQHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
i dont know what this kino meme is
>>338773281
Nope. He wants to cut out Work Visas as well, especially H1B. The best way to raise the wage is through labor scarcity. When companies compete for your labor, you win.
>>338772154
Image folder screencaps were a mistake
>>338772752
This. The quote always make me rage and cringe at the same time.
>>338773257
>Dude, this guy didn't like Pacific Rim
How can you not?
The movie was pretty okay in general but it bombarded you with cool shit, good fight scenes and great CGI.
>>338772629
Mortal Kombat
>>338773190
Chronicles of Riddick
>>338773168
>now TES on the other hand would work well
Is even worse and much less entertaining. Dunno how you idiots can stomach that crap.
The problem is all these video games are just broke ass versions of books and movies to begin with. So what is the point of watching a movie that is based on a video game that is inspired by a book/movie? It becomes so intellectually removed at that point.
It is like the faggots who want an Uncharted movie.
We already have that, its called Indiana Jones.
so how much for a single ticket?
I thought this didn't come out for another two weeks?
>>338773417
But then who mows the lawns and ferries the fat ones around?
>>338773168
Modern Bethesda is as distanced from Kirkbride's crazy lore-making as they are from Obsidian's contribution to Fallout or what made Id-shootans good.
It would just be another Tolkien or GoT excursion.
>>338772752
Fuck off to furrafinity faggot.
I never got into Warcraft.
Should I be glad that I never did?
>>338773374
Game of Thrones isn't trying to copy Lord of the Rings. Its more like the typical shit you see on Adult Swim. As much sex and violence as they can put in there to grab attention, but no substance to the actual story.
>>338772858
/pol/ was right again
>>338770953
The only way it could be worse is if it was directed by Uwe Boll.
>>338773497
>The movie was pretty okay in general but it bombarded you with cool shit, good fight scenes and great CGI.
I thought outside the acting it was a story of redemption for both humanity and the characters.
Its not the deepest movie but I enjoyed a lot of it.
Visuals mostly, quite like Tron : Legacy.
>>338773578
Not really, the 3 Warcraft games were really good
>>338773545
>TES lore is worse than warcraft lore
lmao
>>338773578
Yes and no. On one hand, you missed out on the three rtses. On the other, you didn't get to experience Blizzard and Metzen taking a shit on everything that made them good and popular.
>>338773561
Whatever your local theater charges.
It releases in a little over two weeks, yeah.
>>338773497
Hi-Reddit!
>>338772690
It's amazingly ironic, isn't it?
A movie that has extremely subtle hints at real world problems like immigration, is the best game movie in the past 2 decades. Not to mention the game the movie was based on was made from a stolen flash game concept.
Mortal Kombat wasn't bad for what it was. even Street Fighter was enjoyable.
But in the sense of animation, budget, production, and over all quality Angry Birds beat them.
I wonder if Japan makes any good video game movies. They're into that shit, right?
>>338773578
Watch the Warcraft retrospective on screw attack. The story is so cringe worthy you probably won't even make it through the whole thing.
>>338773623
no they wasn't, that meme le redpilled xD image is wrong in every single pannel
>>338773568
children and teenagers in tight-knit communities of people who know each others' faces and names
>>338772572
That is a big, fat lie.
>>338770953
There will never be a good movie based off a vidya.Except for Mortal Kombat.
>>338773257
>tfw enjoyed all those movies
Things are looking up for this movie.
>>338773743
but they're all too fat
>>338773438
That dog knows what's up, and he's the only one acting appropriately.
>>338773740
How do you know?
>>338773702
>They're into that shit, right?
Sort of. They mostly make movies\series out of anime and shit, not video games. Plus, their games would be hard to adapt to movies anyway
>>338773575
This. Modern Elder Scrolls lore is boring. They use only scraps of the interesting, unique stuff.
>>338773653
Pacific Rim annoyed me because they picked the wrong character to be the protagonist.
I can't remember the names, but I remember that the asian girl was a way more interesting character than dudebro, especially with the stuff like the flashback scenes where she was a little girl walking in a completely destroyed city.
>>338773635
>worse
Uwe wanted to produce it iirc but Blizz basically said "nuh uh, fuck off, we can rape it ourselves thank you very much".
And they did, the absolute madmen.
>>338770953
>blizzard actually thought this was a good idea
>>338773575
>Bethesda makes a TES movie about Vivec that takes place between his betrayal of Nerevar all the way up to Morrowind
>bring Kirkbride back with full control of the script
>audience face's when
>Metascore: 100
>"What the fuck is CHIM?"
>>338773609
You haven't watched Adult Swim in years apparently
Critics may pan it but there is no way this will flop
Also got a 9 on IMDB so far
Bad game gets bad movie. More at 11.
>>338770953
desu, I promised myself I'd never watch the film on cinema nor pirate it.
With this metascore, I'm that much closer to keeping my promise.Torrenting it would be spreading it around. I hate modern Blizzard.
>>338773653
>I thought outside the acting it was a story of redemption for both humanity and the characters.
Was it?
I watched it in theaters so I may have been too gripped by the action to think about it, but I never noticed any underlying tones in regards to redemption while watching it.
Might rewatch it and see if I pick up on anything.
>>338773686
anyone who emphasizes the good qualities of something instead of shitting all over it must be a ledditer!!!
i better call him out and then i'll fit right in! r-right guys?
>>338773282
FF:SW was a decent movie though.
Warcraft decided to ignore the GOAT RoC/TFT plotline in favor of the generic WC1 plotline.
and here I was hoping we'd get a Warcraft cinematic universe where they just sweep gnomes under the rug like the cinematics.
>>338773994
>Implying that's what's going to happen
>Implying they won't hire Colonel Sanders again and the entire movie will be a LOTR rip off where the altmer are like the Tolkien elves and the protagonist will be a redguard
https://twitter.com/Millenium/status/735185569760743424?s=04
Sounds like it's an amazing movie.
>>338774085
fuck off reddit
your obvious reddit formatting gives it away
lurk more kiddo
>>338770953
there's user reviews on IMDB from people that have never played the games giving it a 8/9 out of 10
I think this may be a good movie anon.
>>338773939
>Implying Blizzdrones aren't going to see it anyway
They'res a difference between quality and profit anon.
>>338770953
Will this one also be shit?
The trailer looked pretty decent even though I don't really like asscreed.
>>338773578
Only thing you missed out on as a full game is Warcraft 2, original was shit-tier and 3 was only good for online
>>338774085
>I watched it in theaters so I may have been too gripped by the action to think about it, but I never noticed any underlying tones in regards to redemption while watching it.
At the end of the movie all their individual failures are all nicely wrapped up so I'd say yeah.
Its mostly about the action though.
>>338774061
Given how popular it is there will be plenty of seeds, also you can also just like cap your upload speed in your torrent client
>>338774158
i didnt say it was bad just thought it was funny i am going to see it myself
>>338774134
>vertical recording with horizontal orientation
Are the french retarded or something?
>>338774161
>blizzdrones
>leaving the house
>>338774158
They are giving it a 10 too if its an average of 9
>>338774164
Ye but it will still be succesful due to fandom just like Warcraft, probably not as much though
>>338773939
>tfw there is no zootopia game
it would be so easy to get right
How the fuck are there reviews for the movie that isn't out yet
>>338772934
>wanting a movie made out of a video game you love
These people don't care about playing video games.
Isn't the director David Bowie's son? What a year
>>338774279
He was too hyped to adjust the camera.
>>338774175
Warcraft 3 custom games were the pinnacle of online gaming entertainment. I still miss that shit to this day. During the golden age of Warcraft 3 it was like Christmas everyday with all the fun shit people were making.
>>338774308
Advance screenings for targeted audiences.
>>338774037
WoW is dying and really quickly losing subs.
It could very well flop.
>>338774308
I suppose critics get private screenings?
>>338773609
Ouch.
>>338774141
oh man, if i get more assblasted over this one anon and spout buzzwords then i'll finally fit in with the rest of the people on /v/!!!
>9/10 on Imdb
wut
COME ON REDDIT WE CAN DO IT! LET'S GET THE LOWEST SCORE JUST LIKE WE DID WITH COD. IT'LL BE SO EPIC FOR TEH LULZ!!!11
Name 1 (ONE) good videogame movieWreck it Ralph does not count
>>338774164
>35% In the Past
Couldn't give a fuck
vidyakino is dead
bury itcan't wait for the carnage of the asscreed movie flopping and everyone realizing Fassbender is a hack
>>338774453
Warcraft
>>338773939
>everyone keeps telling Blizzard to make movies because of their amazing cut scene graphics
>Blizzard okays a movie
>It's live action
>>338774453
Street Fighter
>>338774453
resident evil
>>338774453
I quite like the Persona 3 movies
>>338774340
>dad dies the same year a multi-million dollar project he directed and spent years working on bombs
Rough life
>>338774428
It's normal for a movie to have a high score on IMDB right before/after release. It'll drop to 6-7 after a few weeks.
>>338770953
What was bad about it? I wasn't going to go to a theater to see it (or at least not likely) but it seemed alright from trailers and shit.
I know movie ads and concepts can seem (reasonably) cool though only to have the movie be complete shit aside from some choice scenes.
>>338774453
Resident Evil Damnation
>>338774389
They still have enough fans willing to go even if they got tired of wow, I mean its been a decade now hasn't it?
9 on imdb for case in point.
But then again they probably spent a tremendously huge amount of money on it so maybe there is a change it will flop
>>338774453
Prince of Persia
Tomb Raider
Silent Hill
>>338774539
Live action with mixed CGI by a shitty third party.
Even trailers that blizzard released in the interim have far better CGI.
It's boggling.
>>338774539
this
why the fuck did they go live action when they have Pixar-tier animations and literally all their games are cartoony af in the first place
>>338774453
Wreck it Ralph counts and it was a good movie.
>>338774490
Seriously?
What the fuck Ubishit, stop trying to shove that shitty modern day plotline.
>>338770953
>""""""vidyakino""""""
>>338774662
I know the hardcore fans hate it because its not a 1:1 adaptation but I actually liked the first SH movie.
Now the sequel on the other hand, holy shit that was disastrous
>>338773575
Kirkbride is given way too much credit. Yeah, he did contribute a lot to the metaphysics of the universe, but Kuhlmann andHowardwrote a lot of the more mundane stuff, like the Dark Brotherhood, most in-game lore books and pretty much the entirety of Daggerfall and Oblivion.
>>338774741
It's fantastic.
Just not a vidya adaptation.
>>338773609
>>338774423
>>338773995
Game of Thrones is what happens when Aragorn slays the Mad King and takes over, crazy epic shit is over and the mundane returns with its share of new challenges. It's way too complex to just say "lol gore and sex", the books aren't like the show and the shows have to cram too much content in only so many hours of footage.
>>338773083
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0803096/ratings?ref_=tt_ov_rt
I don't know something seems a bit fishy here...
>>338774634
You were not tipped off by the fact that several of the scenes they thought were good enough for a trailer looked like shit?
>>338770953
Did someone seriously expected this shit to be good? lmao
>>338773332
Are you actually retarded, bro?
FOUR isn't a viable set of data. 10000+ on the other hand, get closer to it.
>>338773438
thanks for the chuckle.
I was being cruel to Blizzard for my usual reasons but the sheer number of flops they are pumping out is getting kind of...depressing
I really feel bad for them
It's one thing to lose Old Blizzard, but to watch it slowly die in pain is somehow worse
Angry Birds is a good example of a video game movie done right.
>>338774831
I give a fraction of a shit about the mundane stuff. It's generic fantasy. Kirkbride's stuff is very original.
>>338774868
>the books aren't like the show
True. Though the books also have tons of superfluous characters and death.
>and the shows have to cram too much content in only so many hours of footage.
They've had fucking 6 seasons. They're actually milking the show out far longer than they need to. Especially with the Dragon bitch and Arya.
>>338773609
>>338773374
>who reads!
>low fantasy that's popular must have copied this older high fantasy series!
>>338774886
I trust 4 critics any day above 10k focus group people that got a free ticket 15 days in advance.
>>338774453
Silent Hill
Dobutsu no Mori
Mortal Kombat
Street Fighter
>>338774831
I will give the other two credit for doing the monotonous thankless work that really makes the game feel like a world, but the metaphysics shit that Kirkbride wrote and his work on Vivec was top notch as fuck and I can't get over it.
>>338774453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
>>338770953
>metacritic
Also this movie is just setting it up, supposed to be a trilogy leading up to Arthus becoming lich king
>>338774374
This, people who weren't there wouldn't get it.
Tons of fun maps every months, flavor of the months, games you could play for years.
I want to play parasite 2 even now.
>>338775057
>I trust critics
Because they gave it a low score ja?
>>338774872
So you don't know why it's bad then.
>>338774935
>Hearthstone, Overwatch, Legion
>"Flops"
>If I don't like it, that must mean it's dead
lolhaha
>>338773374
Shut up Hamburger Hepler.
>>338774935
I don't think overwatch is going to flop. The movie and hots will bomb though.
>>338775014
>The Khajiit and their relation to the moons and moon sugar
>The Argonians and their Hist masters
>The Divine Crusader and all associated lore
>Generic fantasy
>>338774520
>following Jason "lolicon" Schreier
just kill yourself already
>>338775039
and they've hacked and slashed content left and right to fit it all in only 6 seasons and Book 6 and 7 aren't even finished yet
>>338770953
WAKE ME UP
>>338775131
Serious question, will this hurt Duncan Jones career in some way?
I liked Moon, and thought Source Code was OK. Hope it doesn't mean he won't get to make big movies
>out of 4 reviews
Yeah m8 that's a really good average.
>>338774120
You know I wouldn't mind a movie about Cyrus just being an incredible asshole. Especially if it ended with his fight against Tiber or Vivec.
>>338775048
>who reads!
Apparently not you since one of the posts you quoted was saying the exact opposite of the other.
>>338770953
could this be the final straw for vidyakino?
>>338775164
They gave it a 6. That's downright mediocre and only one gave it a 1. You're a fucking idiot. But yes, they did reaffirm what I already suspected, the movie is shit.
LMAOING @ u OLD people h8ing on this amazing movie
this movie is for YOUNG HIP ppl like ME!
>even Kotaku thinks it's shit
Welp. I wonder if it will still make some money?
>>338775334
you're the idiot for trusting anyone on the internet
Someone explain to me what this "kino" shit means. I'm afraid that /tv/ memes have become too convoluted for me to understand them anymore.
>>338775158
Parasite 2 was fucking glorious. The first time someone killed me by launching a bomb with the sonic suit I was both impressed and furious. It was the first time I felt those two emotions at the same time.
>>338775274
I know for a fact the interesting shit on Pelinal was made by Kirkbride. I'd happily bet on the interesting shit for the others to be him too.
>>338775412
In what universe was Kotaku's opinion ever relevant?
>Listening to reviewers
What kind of stupid idiots would do this?
>Warcraft fans
Oh right.
>>338775485
Kirkbride wasn't even working for BGS anymore when KotN was released.
>>338775412
they must not have enough black transgendered lesbians in the cast.
>>338775451
It's a foreign word for cinema. It's basically a way of saying that the movie in question is "true art".
>there are STILL people who pronounce Hearthstone as "HERthstone"
No, you illiterate fucks. It's pronounced like "HARthstone". The place above a fireplace is called a hearth. "HARth".
>>338775520
Well if not even them could get paid to post a positive review then the movie must be on a whole different level of bad. Hell, if IGN gives it a negative, it's the fucking flop of the millenium.
>>338775408
Wow, fuck Duncan Jones.
>>338775412
they'll probably make a shitload
>>338775607
He was contracted out for KoTN. He worked a lot on Oblivion and quite a bit on Skyrim through contract work.
That is what Bowie Jr gets for shitting on Tolkien. Fuck him.
>>338775184
They're stagnant games for people who don't even know what real games are. Blizzard used to make great games, now they make games for the lowest common denominator using their licensed products as reminders of their former glory.
Hearthstone is a pay to win random number generator simulator, Overwatch is shallow clone of TFT, Legion? WoW's sense of adventure and community died long ago, now it's a single player theme park that requires less thought than taking a dump.
>>338775075
Not all of the "mundane" stuff was generic or normal though. The khajiit, argonians, the wild hunt Bosmer, all that stuff was written by the other authors, some of which went almost crazy as Kirkbride at times. The TES universe was made through amazing teamwork and a ton of layers. Skyrim and the later TES stuff sucks because they are gone and Kirkbride only does a little new stuff for every game, while Beths unpaid interns write the rest of the story.
>>338773282
Fuck you Spirits Within was decent.
>>338775520
Well, imagine it as the nastiest, most STD ridden whore refusing to fuck a client. That's how hard you fucked up.
>>338774935
What are their other flops?
This is with that understanding that I'm using the actual meaning of the word flop and not some made up version that /v/ likes to use.
>>338770953
>based on 4 critics
calm down. jesus.
>>338775725
Even if that is true, there is no way for us to know which parts were written by him and which weren't.
>>338770953
How long did you have to search till you found this review score anon?
>>338770953
good thing I don't base my opinions around "critics"
>>338774520
If Progressive Kotaku thinks it is bad, it must be really bad.
>>338775408
>It features multi colored pandas and green orcs so that means its a good story
This is so stupid, even Gene Roddenberry probably laughed in his grave.
>>338775840
>blizzdrones score it 10/10 before having seen it
Literally reviews on IMBD are saying they give it 10/10 because they know from the trailer
Movie fags are afraid of videogames taking movies industry too so they make bad reviews on purpose to make videogames look like shit.
Don't trust this butthurt assholes.
>>338770953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcdYBh3hgg
>>338775835
>time travelling cyborg from the ninth era with a heart of red ruby and a lust for elf blood and Reman's butthole
I'm going to safely bet this is Kirkbride's type of character and writing and not anybody else's at Bethesda.
SAVE
US
FASSBENDER
>>338770953
sigh. this movie is totally going to suck isn't it?
imdb 100 votes / 9.0
one of the best movies for a decade and more..
>>338775520
Kotaku gives out free passes to everything that is remotely progressive, if Duncan "Not white men" Jones' movie can't even get a pass from them, it must really suck.
>>338775775
I think Todd should stand down from his position as creative director and focus on writing with Kuhlmann (and Kirkbride ideally) again. Not many people know it, but Todd is actually responsible for a lot of neat lore in the games. In Skyrim, for example, Cicero was a character written solely by him and most of the Dark Brotherhood questline in Oblivion was penned by him and Kuhlmann.
>Warcraft 3: RoC comes out
>god damn blizzard is unparalleled in cgi
>WC3:TFT comes out
>jesus christ this is like a movie
>WoW comes out
>god damn they need to make a movie! holy shit it'd be awesome
>fast forward to actiblizzard jewcraft
>decide to make humans not CGI
I knew something like this would spoil what could've been a beautiful cinematic experience. I could just feel it. That was my only reason to not spam message board like an autist demanding one be made, because i knew it would turn out fucked up.
Even back than I vaguely remember pre-activision blizzard stating something along the lines of the movie would ruin the series.
What made Blizzard so great was it's cgi. Even wc3's long dated cgi still hold up today. How could they take what made them great and shit all over it and laugh at it's fans and they crawl around lapping it.
did anyone else really expect a warcraft movie to be for anyone but a fan of the series?
edgy fuck 'video game reviewer' types from ign etc won't like it, hipster movie people who think video games are dumb won't like it, so it was never going to get favourable reviews
to be a success they just need somewhere between 5-12 million people to see it, anything more than that is gravy since it'll be potential new people to try out the game
>>338776074
not 100 i mean 2000
>>338772669
Supporting shit like that does nothing but bring more of the same shit in the market.
You let it tank, just as God intended, and there would be less shit. It's not rocket science.
So stop supporting shit (like Blizzard) so we could start having nice things.
>>338775840
>imdb
First time checking out a "hyped" flick before the release? It's always inflated at first, and always irrelevant afterwards, The dark knight is their 4th highest rated movie ffs
Imdb ratings
Warcraft REAL score is defined by these TWO last digits friends! Screencap for future reference and MOVE ON FELLAS.
>have had $25 movie theatre gift card for nearly a year and a half now
>never used it because I never go to the moviesThe only thing I was remotely interested since receiving it was the Cloverfield spinoff but it was only vaguely related to the original and I already know the plot details.Oh well.
>Nintendo wants to make movies based on their IPs
>the confirmed movies are a live action Super Mario Bros movie directed by Zack Snyder and a live action Pokemon movie written by Max Landis
>>338771907
You mean that well loved trilogy that made Peter Jackson famous and won a bunch of oscars including best picture for the final movie?
>>338775520
If even Kotaku don't like your "orcs dindu nuttin" movie then what hope is there?
>>338773438
>that fake-ass smile on the guy
>>338776235
Actually yes.
This thread made me look it up, usually I don't give a fuck.
>>338776157
>blizzard said the legion cinematic was like a terabyte in size for raw models and textures
>the scene where varian just looks up was like 80 gigs and took 6 hours to render
>we wont ever get a raw blizzard cgi movie because it would melt a fucking computer to render a 40 terabyte movie in HD
>>338776267
Looks very optimistic
>>338773190
Its not the same with Warcraft lore. There's so much text and events in all those games combined that you shouldnt easily be able to squeeze a decent fantasy action movie out of it.
Only naturally they had to go the stupid route with a love story and shit.
>>338773740
I have a friend who works for rovio. It was intentional. You are underestimating how racist finns are.
>>338772485
This was why Super v Batman was hated. Movies are expected to be ultra focus grouped summer blockbusters with tons of comedic quips, a character that is largely just there to be funny and sarcastic, tons of generic action etc.
People want fun movies, not anything serious trying to tell a serious story. How am I supposed to make funny tumblr reaction gifs with that?
>>338776360
So now you know friendo
>>338773529
The Riddick movies are surprisingly and consistently far better than they have any right to be.
>>338773810
There's Persona 3 movie series.
>>338776467
should easily*
fuck
HALO
MOVIE
WHEN
>>338776504
Superman vs Batman was shit and not because of a lack of quips m8.
I want to slap the shit of anybody who thought "their moms have the same name" was a good plot device.
>>338772629
Angry Birds movie
>>338776267
i think you got it anon
>>338776538
vin diesel is a great bro actor, he's a good guy in real life and his charisma seems to come through in every movie he is in, fast and furious should be far less enjoyable than it is as well, but that mother fucker makes it tolerable
the latest riddick movie was basically just him and a dog for half the movie and it was pretty good
>Warcraft” promises, or threatens, sequels, but then so did “Super Mario Bros.” And come to think of it, if forced to watch either of these video-game movies a second time, I’d probably vote for the plumbers
Jesus fucking christ
>>338776590
District 9
>>338776590
wasnt there a tv show?
>>338776670
DO YOU BLEED
What the fuck?
>>338776498
How did they predict all of this so far ahead of time. This movie has been in the works for years.
>>338773743
Sounds horrible.
>>338775982
Some of the weirder Argonian stuff was written by Pete Hines and GT Noonan according to the Imperial Library.
They also mentioned that the definitive "bible" of TES is basically Kurt's brain.
You shouldn't shit on the other authors just because Kirk was the most outspoken and weird. All of them contributed to the massive clusterfuck of fun that is TES lore. Kirk doing everything alone would be too confusing and alien, the lesser crazy and the down to earth authors keep it just confusing enough to be entertaining.
>>338776729
Yeah, 'Riddick' was very enjoyable. If they keep making movies containing
>Riddick
>a desolate planet
>one or more buildings
>group of random people
I would not even complain.
>>338775765
>They're stagnant games for people who don't even know what real games are
The number of people who don't know what real games are go up to billions.
As a company they want money.
A flop implies they did not make money, which is blatantly wrong.
You can say you hate it.
You can say it's bad.
You can bring up facts about how bad it is.
But you can not say it's a failure.
>>338776790
I heard it was painful to watch.
>>338775284
Moon, arguably his best work, wasn't a big movie.
>>338775048
GoT isn't low fantasy.
>all these TESfags
>but no matter how many times I ask, nobody can ever explain to me how time works in "space"
>>338776814
Holy shit, it's the movie of the decade.
>>338770953
Dont worry, once Marvel gets the rights back, we are sure to get a quality Warcraft trilogy
>>338776823
And the migrant crisis has been happening for years, too. Italy and Greece have been requesting help from Goymoney since 2008, and they told Italy that they'll sanction them if they keep stopping the boats and sending niggers back.
>>338770953
But I thought they said it was going to be amazing because it wasn't made by some old white man in the trenches of WW1?
>>338774751
This exists? Is there a sub anywhere that isn't in hyper-compressed shit quality on veoh?
>>338772739
This and the Reptile fight were added after test audiences said "NEEDS MOAR FIGHTING"
Literally the only time test audiences saved the day
>>338776504
For me its not even about that. I dont necessarily want serious movies all the time, but if it's a dumb action movie then it should be a dumb action movie, not some shit where they kind off try to be funny/serious/romantic as well as deliver the action, which always results in trimmed down action sequences and underdeveloped plot at the same time.
>>338776730
hey now, let's not bash a piece of cinematic history like SMB. If it was on netflix i'd watch it right.
Warcraft? i doubt anyone will remember it at all until the next movie comes out, and even than you'll probably find people saying "wait, wasn't there one before this?"
Who cares just watch it.
>>338776590
Dude theres like 3
>>338772715
its a movie not a cut scene you gage them on the medium and this 1 and 45 miniute cutscene makes for a shit movie simple
>>338776814
>Orc/Human interbreeding
HERESY
>>338777175
So now that Warcraft has a shitty movie, he's going to copy it in like 5-10 years and make it even worse, right?
>>338770953
Daily reminder that they are so desperate they have been giving away free copies of WoW with the movie ticket.
>>338776794
YOU WILL
Overwatch is making big bucks by blizzdrones, you really think this movie won't be seen by at least 10 million ex warcraft players
>I'm seeing it even though I haven't played since wotlk. and private cata server
>critics say its bad
>its actually good
isnt that how its supposed to work because they are shills anyway?
>>338771907
The LotR movies were fine you dunderhead
*raises paw*
Do video game movies usually make money back? They all suck and consumers can't be that stupid, right?
>>338770953
DELETE THIS
>>338773257
Jurassic World was shitty compared to the original though.
Pacific Rim is pretty excellent and you should feel bad as a person if you can't find something to enjoy in that
>>338776814
>muh savage noble
I really hated war 3 for that. Fucking Metizen has to ruin everything with a redemption story.
>>338773282
I liked this
the world really needs to stop measuring success with how much money was made
capitalism is bullshit mentality
ff13 sold well and is utter dogshit for mentally handicapped koalas
>Don't try to take them on with brute strength. They're stronger. Be smarter :^)
>>338776235
Yeah, exactly how checking out a critic score before the movie isn't going to give you a reliable score either.
>four critics
Four people. Four WHOLE people. In the whole world.
>>338777305
An Overwatch movie would be more successful imho
these critics certainly aren't cutting the movie any slack despite the franchise's age
>>338777682
>this is the kind of guy that would bet on a neanderthal vs homo erectus
>>338775408
wow what a cuck. I'm going to lmao so hard when this shit tanks.
>talk shit about boll
>release this shitshow
I sat through all off BvS. It can't possibly be worse.
>>338777885
Imagine a much shittier Hobbit, anon.
That's Warcraft.
>>338777682
What if the stick man had a gun?
>>338776352
>smile on the dog
Negro, even the dog knows that man's a bonafide cuck.
>>338770953
Watch angry birds instead.
>>338776281
>Starring Dennis Hopper's corpse as Bowzer
>>338777846
I might be mistaken, but weren't Neanderthals supposedly smarter than homo erectus?
>>338774453
>no one saying the Ace Attorney movie
for what it is, it's a pretty solid adaptation.better than the anime, at least
Votes Percentage Rating
1607 80.6% 10
How can Blizzard afford so many IMDB shills?
>>338772858
>Biggest MMO got beaten by a tiny phone app
That's sad
>>338778113
Those 600 lb fat asses do it for free.
>>338777682
Uhm, I could be wrong but I think speed and intelligence are different attributes.
>>338778126
>tiny phone app
Casual gamers are a massive market.
>>338778113
They do it for free
>>338777827
Everything I've seen of the movie seems PG-13 to me. Like I haven't seen a drop of blood, which is weird because in WoW there were plenty of quests where you cut off people's heads and carry them around with you while mutilating other body parts. There's plenty of violent shit in WC from the RTS to the MMO but the movie seems terrified to show anything at all.
>>338778047
i mean homo sapiens
fuck me
Why did this vidya movie trend even take off again all of a sudden?
>>338778047
They were supposedly smarter and bigger than us back than as well.
Reproductive ability really matters more in the end. We fucked them out of existence.
>>338776676
yeah that's why it bombed, right
Oh geez I can't believe this movie turned out to be shit. Who could have seen it coming.
Also,
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e9XlBWjPbY
topkek. You'd think with Overwatch, Blizzard wouldn't be so openly desperate, but... I guess that $5.9 billion Candy Crush buyout is affecting ActiBlizz more than I thought.
>>338778232
there's that one scene where lothar makes a vertical cut on kilrogg's abdomen/crotch so they'll have to make some blood splatter there
>>338778251
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/apr/30/neanderthals-not-less-intelligent-humans-scientists
>>338773438
that fucking dog
>nigger what the fuck are you doing?
>>338778342
People aren't ready for the truth
>>338774453
Mortal Kombat
>>338778550
He's looking at the man, not the man's wife's son.
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtymmqbEmKw&feature=youtu.be
>>338773438
maybe they adopted
>>338773740
You're not fooling anyone Abraham.
>>338774453
Silent Hill would've been just right had the director pitted the characters in more-suspenseful positions.
RE Apocalypse and Extinction were ok too, they get more hate than they deserve IMO. It's the Anderson-directed movies that felt more stale.
>>338778472
>interbred to some extent with modern humans.
That is so disgusting.
>>338778342
>yeah that's why it bombed,
check the sales faggot.
>>338772154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE
>>338778342
Movies that bomb don't get 150 million...
>>338778679
OOOOOOOOOH NONONONO
>There will never be a good 40K movie because the politics would make tumblrinas shit themselves with rage
The Emperor's finest will never get the recognition the deserve.
B O W I E ' S
S O N
is a disgrace
>>338778758
>38 million opening
Check the budget.
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/envelope/cotown/la-et-ct-angry-birds-sony-20160517-snap-story.html
>vidyakino
fuck this meme
A reviewer compared it to Battlefield Earth
>now that's a movie I havent heard in a long time maymay
>>338778756
Nothing disgusting about fucking your enemies into submission
>>338778883
>38 million
>http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2016-05-23-rovios-angry-birds-film-has-made-usd150-million-worldwide
nice try retard.
>>338773282
Spirits Within was absolutely gorgeous. Still holds up today. Damn shame about that 15 minute intern level story
is still a solid 6/10 movie. If it were re-released in theaters i'd go see it
>>338774520
Oh look kotaku, they must have a genuine understanding of games to review this right
>>338778758
>>338778793
>$75 mil production
>$400 mil marketing
>$150 box office
wew lads
>>338773497
Pacific Rim was good but it suffered greatly from dragging on with completely irrelevant shit. I was super excited for it but after seeing it on release day I never felt the need or want to ever watch it again.
LIVE-ACTIONPG-13SONIC THE HEDGEHOGFROM SONY
>>338779060
literally the first weekend it makes 150 mil.
stay ass fucking mad that your liberal faggot movie bombed.
>>338779073
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>live-action
>when they have that cinematics team
WHY
H
Y
>>338773282
It was decent, people were just whining it didn't have chocobos and shit.
>>338779136
It needs to make more money than BvS to make a profit with such a budget.
>>338779159
>sub-par visuals
i imagined that would be the best part. Blizzard has always been good at that
>>338774308
Theres an NDA for reviewers until the 30th. All oficial reviews só far are negative with little argument behind them. Go figure
>>338770953
This is what they get for stealing Warhammers Orks
KEK ME UPCAN'T KEK UP
KEK ME UPMY SIDES
did ANYONE expect this not to bomb?
it's like live action dragonball levels of bad
>>338776968
it is, to be correct its dark low fantasy with porn.
for example Warhammer Fantasy RPG its dark medium(in terms of power levels) fantasy,
Forgotten Realms setting is highfantasy.
>>338772934
>regretting
you're going to be terrified on your death bed
>>338776814
Did Borat write this review?
>>338779313
This
What the fuck were expecting /v/? A miracle?
>>338774490
Sounds like they actually want to establish how the Aminus works in the first picture, in order to stop showing it in the next movies.
At least that would be the logical course of action.
>>338773282
God that movie was awful.
>>338776670
these are literally the kind of reviews shitting on DC
it's Marvel fanboys and manchildren, pure and simple
>>338775408
>it was written by people pampered there whole lives, not by someone with real life experience
It better spawn some fucking memes! Otherwise this was all for nothing.
>>338774662
All TERRIBLE movies. Kill yourself
>>338779313
it couldn't be THAT bad.
the worst part of this is that its 'canon' now. i wonder just how evil the alliance is now
>>338779136
Now it needs to make $325 mil to break even
>>338770953
Nintendo will save vidyakino calling it now
>>338779340
wait, star wars episode 3 fake backgrounds??
>>338779415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtymmqbEmKw&feature=youtu.be
>>338777932
>Imagine a much shittier Hobbit,
I... I can't.
>>338779340
this has to be one of the worst shots i ve ever seen in my pathetic life
>>338779340
Looks like a 90's cut scene, Warcraft 1 indeed.
>>338770953
>Beowulf was a 2 hour 3D mo-cap film made on a similar budget and was roughly the same length as Warcraft
>No live-action, only CGI and got a 71%
>9 years later and people are still trying to push the live-action/CGI mix.
I'm still going to go see this since I'm a hardcore blizzdrone, but come the fuck on; along with Polar Express and Beowulf, people should have noticed a trend with real-life(esque) movies done entirely in CGI receiving better ratings than live action/CGI mixes.
>>338776386
Why dont they just fucking join loads of cpus together or something and have like a quadrillion core computer that can handle rendering? Wtf its not like they cant afford it
>>338779440
>>338779060
>400 usd mil marketing
>screenshot literally says 100 million euros
>>338779521
>>338779556
Welcome to WARCRAFT™
>>338778832
>wanting normies to get more invested in Warhammer than they already are
Shut up dude.
>>338779340
Those costumes look like some bad cosplay, holy shit, and what's with that framing and background?
what would he have thought about this movie?
>>338779505
>stating the obvious
deflect harder from your failed liberal faggot movie.
>>338779073
Maxikek
>>338779340
they really couldn't find someone more appealing to be king?
>>338779645
ALL HAIL VIDYAKINO
>>338775408
What the heck? I HATE Warcraft now!
>>338779340
is that supposed to be garona?
granted we've never seen a teenaged female orc, or even a half, but god damn
t. unrepentant Garona fan. Why in the fuck isn't she the rogue hero in Hearthstone?
>>338775957
Nice damage control nerd
>>338779684
Shit's not fabulous enough.
Every screenshot of this movie looks like a joke. As if it was a low budget student made film that somehow had a 100 million dollar CGI budget and got shot on IMAX film.
>>338779340
What with the characters standing like they have a broom up their asses?
>>338771501
Too late anon
>lets hire the composer from games of thrones instead of the ones from the games
>>338779625
That's literally a rendering farm, which is what nearly all CGI is made with.
Remember Metacritic works on averages. There aren't many reviews out and some dick gave it a 10 so the score is skewed. The same guy gave Neighbours 2 a 75.
>>338779831
that's pretty good actuallyif it were a play on a stage. jesus
>>338776670
Every capeshit movie sucks ass who cares
>>338779340
Fuck you Blizzard. Just fuck you. That is fucking terrible.
>>338779886
>400 mil marketing
>actually estimated 300 mil marketing
>total spending 400 mil.
its already made 150 mil, 250 mil to break even then its all shekels from there.
Hey, whoa! Kids! Hey.
Hey.
All of your movies are just terrible.
>>338779645
>that digital composition
Maybe it looks better in motion, but would it kill them to just use some real props once in a while?
>>338779645
I thought the Warcraft film was a live action movie, but it's obviously a Final Fantasy cutscene from 2001.
![warcraft-movie-trailer-stills-screenshots-69[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/if4uCMS.jpg "warcraft-movie-trailer-stills-screenshots-69[1]")
SO THIS
>>338779340
This literally looks like a porno.
>>338779914
blizzard could just botnet half of china to render their movie with a software update
>>338770953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWaPK8d4uZc
>>338779831
is that a real shot?
the CGI looks incredibly fake/bad
>>338780027
KEK
>>338780053
A porno would have better set composition. And acting. And costumes.
>>338779831
Is that green blood on his sword?
>>338773282
>all these sympathisers for this movie ITT
It pretty much nothing to do with Final Fantasy and felt like it was just thrown on in hopes that the movie would sell on name branding alone.
>>338780027
Look into their eyes, they know their career is over after this.
>>338779886
>implying it hasn't earned 1/4 of it's promotion money within 4 days
>>338780053
My sides. I'm honestly laughing out loud right now. This is EXACTLY that.
>>338779856
It's hard to act natural when you are talking to some green puppet in a room draped in green while wearing a shitty costume
>>338779998
>total spending is something in the 400 milions
>those shitty as decors and suits
they blew the money up in everthing but the movie
>>338774453
Wreck it Ralph sucked anyway. The second half was basically an advertisement for the concession stand.
>>338779831
Holy shit it looks awful.
>>338779340
Is that wall entirely plastic?
>>338780224
thats for angry birds.
no idea on warcrafts numbers.
They were stupid to do Warcraft.
The original Starcraft's plot would translate much better to a movie, Starcraft's art direction has always been less stupid and less tacky looking than Warcraft's, live action actors would have fit in a lot better, and gritty sci-fi settings go over a lot better with general audiences than cartoony generic medieval fantasy settings.
>>338773257
>this guy didn't like Pacific Rim, Ant-Man or Jurassic World
So he has good taste.
>>338780224
He's talking about the Angry Birds movie.
I kinda want a dark souls movie now and not that anime shit that is already in production
>That fucking armor
I get that they're trying to resemble the games, but christ, it all looks like cosplay. The armor just looks like it's made out of plastic.
>>338779340
>>338779440
>>338779628
>>338779645
>>338779831
>>338780027
>>338780047
Holy shit this is all kinds of bad
this is the new final fantasy: spirits within.
god that movie was trash. they should have called it starcraft.
>>338773282
Spirits Within at least has decent visuals. If the pictures in this thread indicates the general level of quality of the film, the Warcraft movie has absolute shit levels of visuals.
>>338779340
GUYS, YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
Duncan Jones is so loyal to the source material he used Warcraft 3's engine to render the CGI.
>>338774453
Mortal Kombat and the first Tomb Raider
>>338777682
>Confusing Stength with Dex
Typical strength mongo
>>338780339
Starcraft is less relevant than Warcraft though.
>>338779409
What the fuck kind of review is this?
Marvel movies are literally the bottom of the barrel kids movies why do people want all movies to be like that?
>>338780621
lol thats not even close to true.
way more normies know starcraft due to the starcraft 1 esports scene becoming huge back in 2008.
rt at 40 with 5 reviews right now
>>338780360
numbers aint gonna be too far
by all that exists, why the fuck the decor and costumes are so fucking bad
>>338780710
>way more normies know starcraft due to the starcraft 1 esports scene becoming huge back in 2008.
Yeah, where's that scene now
>>338773529
>Chronicles of Riddick
Doesn't count because Vin Diesel
>>338780627
Flavor of the week shit until someone finds a new taste.
>>338780790
scene is still larger than warcraft and the normies still remember it.
warcraft was never big.
Why would anyone think this would be something other than terrible?
>>338780053
That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw that image
holy shit
>>338780514
kek
>>338777932
My imagination doesn't have that capacity.
is it true this cost over 400 million to make
jesus christ, surely the money wasnt spent on CGI
When every negative review compares it to WoW and not its WC1 source material or comparing the LotR orcs to these Orcs I can't take them seriously. I'll wait and judge the movie for myself. Could it be terrible? Maybe but I dont think the reviwers know what the fuck their taking about. When it was shown in France it go glowing reviews and a lot of people saying you could tell love was put into it. So I'll just wait til june 10th.
It's just a big computer
no wonder it got bad reviews
>>338780968
No, Angry Birds did, and because of some hardcore marketing campaing.
This costed 100 million.
>>338773497
Transformers does the exact same thing and everyone shits on it
>>338781108
No it doesn't, nobody can tell what the fuck is happening in transformers
Should have been 100% 3D. It at least wouldn't look like shit.
Still going to see this to laugh at it and I'm sure others will too so they're still going to make a decent profit from this shitfest.
>>338780976
Did you play warcraft 1? Because I guarantee you that muh savage nobles wasn't part of the plot then.
>>338781057
>This costed 100 million.
im surprised it didnt cost more with all the fat tumblr whales demanding at least 15 an hour to inject feminism and diversity into the movie.
>>338781108
Not even close.
>>338780976
Take a screenshot guys, this anon's gonna be making a petition real soon
>>338779998
Not really, the new Alice movie is released this week so this pretty means it's over for this movie.
In case you don't know, which is most likely, the first Alice movie is one of the highest grossing movies of all time.
>>338779340
No one is looking at the right spot in this picture.
What a mess.
>>338781328
okay bud, if it makes you feel better for having tumblrcraft be a complete failure.
>>338770953
well fuck
>>338770953
Please, stop. I-I just can't take it anymore.
>>338781215
Blizzdrones will give the movie at least $150 mil, it will still be fine. I want to see it even though I know it will be doodoo, but Avatar was gay as hell too and that made bank so I don't understand
>>338781108
Because Transformers comes from a pre conceived vision with everyone having certain expectations that will never be achieved, Rather than judging movies based on their entertainment they have to be compared and contrasted with every pre existing thing. The transformers movies are dumb fun and were fine as that, worth that 10 dollar ticket price.
>>338781328
There's also Finding Dory, AKA Finding Nemo 2 and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
this wont even be the worst movie this year, incredibly.
that is ghostbusters.
>>338781463
>The transformers movies are dumb fun and were fine as that, worth that 10 dollar ticket price.
>he fell for the 3D meme.
>>338774453
>Wreck it Ralph
>good
BRUH
>>338781417
I actually come from /tv/ and know about box office.
Spending that much on marketing was suicide. They could have done it a lot better and cheaper.
>>338779831
this movie was made too early for it's time
>>338770953
See, this I expected. Actually a bit lower.
But if it would have gotten good reviews, thats when I would have booted up wake me up and screamed.
>>338781307
Why? Because Im not on the "hate everything blizzard bandwagon?" Sorry anon I dont do petitions.
>>338781612
Again there is no need to continue projecting your anger that tumblrcraft failed.
>>338770953
It's a little surreal that this movie was even made. Sure fans have been wanting Blizzard to make a movie for 11 years now but the fact that it took this long and also actually happened makes me a little dumbfounded with disbelief.
Post movies better than the Warcraft movie
>>338776264
>>338775840
>all those Blizz drones
Holy fucking shit, it's BvS again!
>>338781687
wow
>>338774453
I can name many
mario
team fortress
portal
and interstellar
>leave Vidyakino to me
>>338781531
I saw them in 2D thanks anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYKeQczkFfM
Someone needs to reuse this audio with the various Warcraft shit we will be seeing in the next couple weeks.
>>338780053
>that green orc getting gangbanged
>bad reviews means that it's going to bomb
Tell that to Michael Bay
>>338781775
nigger I payed 3.75 for that movie, where the fuck are you paying 10 dollars for shit like that.
>>338781687
even bvs is worse than warcraft
>>338781448
Kekkers.
>>338781481
It's released until the middle of June, it won't really affect by then.
>>338781669
I'm just letting you know how box office works, retard.
>>338780053
I'm not convinced it isn't just a still from that old ass Whorecraft porno
>>338777252
What's D&D
>>338779891
source on that doujin
>>338779340
I know it has already been said but this really does look like a porn set.
>>338774038
>Bad movie gets good game
More news atfuck you
>>338780840
Ever heard of World of Warcraft? They were probably trying to appeal to that audience rather than Warcraft RTS fans. And fucking everybody knows WoW even if they don't know it was based on an existing series.
>>338781864
>I'm just letting you know how box office works, retard.
I highly doubt you know anything at all, go project your anger somewhere else.
>>338774453
Angry Birds
Angry Birds is /pol/.
/pol/ is always right
With love,
/pol/
Be honest, /v/.
Are you going to go see this movie?
>>338781981
wew lad, you're the one that is looking mad as fuck right now.
>>338781941
>And fucking everybody knows WoW even if they don't know it was based on an existing series.
they dont, they see wow as that shit fat nerds play and get addicted to.
starcraft 1 was basically the beginning of the e-sports scene, it has a way larger potential audience than warcraft does because of all the people that used to watch it.
>>338774751
god tier
>>338782068
pirate
>>338773497
It being intentionally bad isn't really an excuse. You can like it, sure, but the movie was pretty horrendous, and the fights honest to god weren't that great. I knew what I was getting into when I watched but I kept waiting for the amazing fights people were hyping up. What I got was "WERE LOSING OSHIIIT WAIT WE HAVE ONE THING LEFT WE CAN TRY IT'S AN EXTENDO SWORD THAT INSTA GIBS THE MONSTERS WHY DIDN'T WE DO THIS FROM THE GET GO"
They were all around pretty fucking mediocre. Kind of disappointing.
>>338782068
i'm honestly tempted just to see how bad it is. depends on whether or not i can use the free game time on an existing account
>>338774868
Havin a giggle.there mate ?
the books are substanceless shit and literally the only fantasy I ever read where the narrator writes like a child and uses cunt and dick every other page.
it is some post ironic crap that GoT is more popular than Conan.
>>338782068
Ahahaha, fuck no.
>/v/-Totally unbiased critics
>>338782068
I don't think I'm going to even bother pirating it honestly.
>>338774453
The only correct answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9iFfwUps5k
>>338782048
That image makes no sense, the refugee crisis started during the last months of 2015 and these movies take at least 3 years to be made.
It would literally be impossible to have these match the current events or to make any serious change by then, considering that some of the points in that image are related to the main plot of the movie.
>>338779340
My god this looks awful
Looks like Spy Kids 3D
ONE FUCKING POINT!
>>338774453
Wizardry
Ninja GaidenPostal
>>338782068
nah, at the most I'll watch a cam of it. I'm kinda interested to see how bad it really is.
the funny thing is one critic compared it to battlefield earth, but the special effects in that movie look way better than this piece of shit.
>>338781947
>the squeakquel
>someone was PAID to come up with this
jesus christ
>>338774453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy9hiWlk8yk
A Dark Souls movie would be better to be very honest
>>338782361
there's another called "road chip"
>>338782357
How can you judge the special effects from a trailer?
>>338782391
i guess a DaS movie would be fine if the games didn't exist, how boring it would be to watch a movie now though
Anyone else notice the hypocrisy here?
>video game gets good/bad scores reviews-"REVIEWS DONT MATTER LOL SCORES DONT MATTER"
>movie gets bad/good scores- LOL GET REKT NERDS
>>338782475
all the reviewers have said the effects were awful and everything looks like a green screen.
the screenshots look worse than the star wars prequels.
>>338782507
But the movie will be shit, no doubt, no matter the reviews.
OP HERE funny the way i started both threads on v and tv and i go off to watch a movie come back and they are still up
the art of shit posting everyone
>>338782507
/v/ is hypocritical
congratu-fucking-lations on your discovery
>>338782068
Im a blizzdrone, and 11 year wow failure. There is no way in hell you could drag me to this flaming pile of shit. It looks like garbage, and fucking Metzen had a hand in writing it. It will be complete swill, and I am glad to see it die.
see
this is what happens when you try to pander to both factions
grow a pair of balls, metzen
>>338782091
>they dont, they see wow as that shit fat nerds play and get addicted to.
WoW is the most normie MMO of all time
>>338782653
Can I get next months lottery numbers as well anon time traveler?
you must be sexist racist and transphobic if you hate this film
>>338782068
no, warcraft is lame
>>338782507
Movie critics are ever so slightly more credible than game critics
>>338782741
No.Yyou mustn't change the future my friend, that is too dangerous.
>>338782290
>2
why would there be a second wedding
>>338782726
>WoW is the most normie MMO of all time
>wow whales actually believe they're normies
how the fuck can someone be this delusional holy shit.
>>338782068
Yeah I'm going to see it, I'm not an anger fueled spite child like most of the people shitting on it.
>"Finally, a great videogame movie!" is what absolutely no one is saying about Duncan Jones's epic fantasy, out 6/10.
SAVAGE
>>338781687
THE LIGHT SHALL BURN YOU!
>>338782048
Back off to your shitty ghetto, retard >>338782252
>>338782886
I don't play WoW because it's for normies. This isn't 2005, WoW is fucking easy and requires no time investment. It's a normie game now.
>>338779645
That image looks like a picture taken straight out of a 2009 video game.
>>338783004
Stop being retarded, /pol/.
You know shit about filmmaking.
>>338783098
Wow was normie as fuck when it was released. There's a reason it got huge while everquest 2 and ffxi didn't.
>Warcraft movie releases
>No Singles Policy in theaters
>the movie bombs
>>338779385
>Provide exposition on how something works even though they have done literally all that and more over the course of like 7 games
No fuck you. Dont make a movie for the generic summer blockbuster crowd. Make a movie for people that want to fucking see it and know the series already.
>>338783098
>im an autistic faggot that doesnt play wow
>that must mean that wow is for normies
okay.
>>338774539
the thing is that its coming 10 years too late. all the creative talent in blizzard is gone. just compare the godlike intro of broodwar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-00uQzXyujI
to the, sorry for the meme word, cringy ending cinematic of hots:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kScAk4L7Y3Q
>>338780012
Too much work for this shitty movie.
>>338780053
The porn parody looks better, don't insult it
>>338782485
Eh, so many fantasy Wrpg are too cliche, it's just all elves, orcs, etc. I think DaS has an interesting lore and characters it could work
>>338770953
Fuck you, I'm gonna watch it.
>>338783175
No, you got it wrong, mate. It was directed towards him.
>>338781687
IT'S HAPPENING
>>338782290
Holy shit they made a second one? Why?
>>338783507
Oh ok, sorry about that.
>>338783471
>that bottom left one
i remember that
>>338774490
>35% In the Past
hooooooollllllllyyyyyy fuuuckkkk
Ubisoft really doesn't understand that very few enjoy the present day shit and I highly doubt that will change this time even if it's a movie.
>>338783554
They made Grown Ups 2. Why?
>>338783213
Yeah but look who I replied to. He seems to think WoW was at some point a game that only dedicated nerds could get into. Makes more sense to point out the ultra-casual current wow than the regular casual vanilla wow.
>>338783259
You got your cause and effect backward there scamp
>>338783554
>>338783656
Are you literally retarded? To make money.
>>338774305
Too bad Disney hasn't seen major potential in the vidya market since maybe the SNES-era (likely due to all the other shovelware tie-ins) to the point they shut down even their Skylanders rip-off.
A light-hearted GTA set in those biomes with a hundred different animal races, Nick/Judy characterization and PC mod potential would've been spectacular.
>>338774868
the books are plain edgy shit trying too hard to be "authentic", you want real hardcore shit read up about the thirty years war like alatriste, or if you reaally want fantasy go get some proper Conan
>>338783656
First movie printed money
>>338783926
Thank you Captain Obvious
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