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>>338770953
literally who cares

no one thought it would be good
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I guess /tv/'s dream of vidyashit replacing capeshit won't come true.
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Angry Birds will have 80.
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>copy Lord of the Rings and Warhammer
>becomes a massive success
>make a clone of the Lord of the Rings movie series; which had tons of problems
>what could go wrong?
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>>338770953
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>>338771907
FOOL OF A TOOK
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>>338770953
>pretentious variety critic giving a movie a bad score

what else is new? wait for more reviews. if it's still shit then, it's probably shit.
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>>338770953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqOsE8HRZJQ
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Armond White will probably like it atleast.
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>>338770953
I'm not going to watch it because its good, I'm going to watch it because its Warcraft.
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>>338772154
i didnt know this existed thank you anon
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>>338772124
if it starts off at 29 good chance its not getting any better anon
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>>338772261
Literally why we can't have nice things.
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DUDE

NO QUIPS EVERY 30 SECOND LIKE IN MARVEL MOVIES?

UTTER SHIT
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>>338770953
>This is what I've been waiting for for atleast 5 years
I won't even go watch it. I wish WoW was dead because there's at least some Dignity in death, but they've turned it into a walking corpse instead.
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>>338772485
I recommend working on your reading comprehension. You'll enjoy /v/ more if you do.
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>>338771907
I mean, even if LoTR had problems, it was still a pretty decent trilogy, definitely entertaining. I expect the same from Warcraft. It's just a movie anyway, no reason to get all worked up about it, just pirate it if you don't like Blizzard and you won't lose shit.
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>video game movies
>good
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OP here ill probably still watch it next week, looks fun
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>>338772442
like what exactly
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Angry Birds wins the video game movie-off
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They should have gotten whoever made the CGI scenes of Warcraft 3 to make a full feature CGI movie instead
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>mfw just read the variety review.
It's a pretty shit one to be honest.
Literally could be summed up as "I haven't played the game and as a result I think everything is stupid and should be done for camp"
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>>338770953
Good, It's what Bowie Jr. gets for dissing Tolkien over being white, but in the name of "progression"
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This movie is probably shit but we all know disney kikes are paying for these negative reviews
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DELETE THIS. IT'S GOT A 9.0 ON IMDB. IT'S CONFIRMED KINO.

FUCKING DELETE THIS
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>>338770953
>4 critics
>meanwhile the imdb score with 1000+ reviews is at 9,0

What is the basic scientific process..
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>>338772715
>have to waste hundreds of hours on a video game series to enjoy a movie

Sounds like a really shitty movie
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>>338770953
I'm going to go see it because its directed by Bowie's son. It looks so bad though.
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>>338771907
casuals love lotr movies tho
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yfw when Angry Birds is considered one of the good ones
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>in a couple of years you will prefer Angry Birds over Warcraft
Who wuda thunk
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>>338772708
Blizzard?
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>>338772590

Since all Blizzard is looking for is a quick cash grab from ticket and BD sales, Warcraft really don't have to be a good movie. They could literally take a shit in a toilet, film it for 2 hours, then sell movie tickets with the name 'Warcraft' on it.

But it also points to how Warcraft as a series is no longer about quality.

>it never had quality
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>people in this thread literally spent childhoods, middle school years, high school years, and countless weekends, summers, and holidays playing WOW for most of their waking hours
>they look back at this time with nostalgia rather than regret for wasting their formative years
>for nearly a decade they have been waiting for a cinematic blockbuster to capture the universe they were engrossed in
>they get Warcraft
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But is it realer than real life?
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>>338770953
it's out I was gong to take a group of family members with me since they all played everquest back in the day
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>>338772910
I thought they hired some studios for those scenes
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>>338772807
what the fuck, it actually does
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>>338772825
That isn't even what I said.
The reviewer didn't take the film seriously and thought it shouldn't have too because he knew it was based on a video game.
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>>338772934

Thankfully I stopped caring after The Frozen Throne and didn't waste any of my life on WoW.
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>>338772715
warcraft lore is retarded kiddy high fantasy and should never be played straight

now TES on the other hand would work well
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It's weird to me how anybody thought the Warcraft lore was ever good. These film critics kind of prove that.
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>>338772629
This. don't turn your fucking games into movies and don't turn your movies in to games. It's always medicore at best.
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>>338770953
Good thing Angry "Stop Immigration Elect Trump" Birds is gonna be awesome
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>>338772485
Dude, this guy didn't like Pacific Rim, Ant-Man or Jurassic World

maybe warcraft is just bad
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POST YFW BORDERLANDS OF ALL THINGS WILL DELIVER VIDYAKINO
RATED R SUPERSTAR COMING THROUGH
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>>338773194
>stop immigration

illegal*, he still needs dem cheap workers and dont you forget that
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>>338772925
I see potential deja vu. This is going to be a loss no matter how many copies of WoW they bundle with tickets.
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>>338772816
I don't know but it has nothing to do with this you dumb piece of shit
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>>338771907
worked for Game of Thrones

you have to remember it wasn’t written by an old, white man in the trenches in World War I. It’s going to have a different vibe.
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i dont know what this kino meme is
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>>338773281
Nope. He wants to cut out Work Visas as well, especially H1B. The best way to raise the wage is through labor scarcity. When companies compete for your labor, you win.
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>>338772154
Image folder screencaps were a mistake
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>>338772752
This. The quote always make me rage and cringe at the same time.
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>>338773257
>Dude, this guy didn't like Pacific Rim
How can you not?
The movie was pretty okay in general but it bombarded you with cool shit, good fight scenes and great CGI.
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>>338772629
Mortal Kombat

>>338773190
Chronicles of Riddick
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>>338773168
>now TES on the other hand would work well
Is even worse and much less entertaining. Dunno how you idiots can stomach that crap.
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The problem is all these video games are just broke ass versions of books and movies to begin with. So what is the point of watching a movie that is based on a video game that is inspired by a book/movie? It becomes so intellectually removed at that point.

It is like the faggots who want an Uncharted movie.

We already have that, its called Indiana Jones.
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so how much for a single ticket?

I thought this didn't come out for another two weeks?
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>>338773417
But then who mows the lawns and ferries the fat ones around?
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>>338773168
Modern Bethesda is as distanced from Kirkbride's crazy lore-making as they are from Obsidian's contribution to Fallout or what made Id-shootans good.

It would just be another Tolkien or GoT excursion.
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>>338772752
Fuck off to furrafinity faggot.
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I never got into Warcraft.
Should I be glad that I never did?
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>>338773374

Game of Thrones isn't trying to copy Lord of the Rings. Its more like the typical shit you see on Adult Swim. As much sex and violence as they can put in there to grab attention, but no substance to the actual story.
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>>338772858
/pol/ was right again
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>>338770953

The only way it could be worse is if it was directed by Uwe Boll.
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>>338773497
>The movie was pretty okay in general but it bombarded you with cool shit, good fight scenes and great CGI.
I thought outside the acting it was a story of redemption for both humanity and the characters.
Its not the deepest movie but I enjoyed a lot of it.
Visuals mostly, quite like Tron : Legacy.
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>>338773578
Not really, the 3 Warcraft games were really good
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>>338773545
>TES lore is worse than warcraft lore

lmao
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>>338773578
Yes and no. On one hand, you missed out on the three rtses. On the other, you didn't get to experience Blizzard and Metzen taking a shit on everything that made them good and popular.
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>>338773561
Whatever your local theater charges.

It releases in a little over two weeks, yeah.
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>>338773497
Hi-Reddit!
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>>338772690

It's amazingly ironic, isn't it?

A movie that has extremely subtle hints at real world problems like immigration, is the best game movie in the past 2 decades. Not to mention the game the movie was based on was made from a stolen flash game concept.

Mortal Kombat wasn't bad for what it was. even Street Fighter was enjoyable.

But in the sense of animation, budget, production, and over all quality Angry Birds beat them.

I wonder if Japan makes any good video game movies. They're into that shit, right?
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>>338773578

Watch the Warcraft retrospective on screw attack. The story is so cringe worthy you probably won't even make it through the whole thing.
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>>338773623
no they wasn't, that meme le redpilled xD image is wrong in every single pannel
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>>338773568
children and teenagers in tight-knit communities of people who know each others' faces and names
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>>338772572
That is a big, fat lie.
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>>338770953
There will never be a good movie based off a vidya.

Except for Mortal Kombat.
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>>338773257
>tfw enjoyed all those movies

Things are looking up for this movie.
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>>338773743
but they're all too fat
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>>338773438
That dog knows what's up, and he's the only one acting appropriately.
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>>338773740
How do you know?
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>>338773702
>They're into that shit, right?
Sort of. They mostly make movies\series out of anime and shit, not video games. Plus, their games would be hard to adapt to movies anyway
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>>338773575
This. Modern Elder Scrolls lore is boring. They use only scraps of the interesting, unique stuff.
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>>338773653
Pacific Rim annoyed me because they picked the wrong character to be the protagonist.
I can't remember the names, but I remember that the asian girl was a way more interesting character than dudebro, especially with the stuff like the flashback scenes where she was a little girl walking in a completely destroyed city.
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>>338773635

>worse

Uwe wanted to produce it iirc but Blizz basically said "nuh uh, fuck off, we can rape it ourselves thank you very much".

And they did, the absolute madmen.
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>>338770953
>blizzard actually thought this was a good idea
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>>338773575
>Bethesda makes a TES movie about Vivec that takes place between his betrayal of Nerevar all the way up to Morrowind
>bring Kirkbride back with full control of the script
>audience face's when

>Metascore: 100
>"What the fuck is CHIM?"
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>>338773609
You haven't watched Adult Swim in years apparently
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Critics may pan it but there is no way this will flop

Also got a 9 on IMDB so far
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Bad game gets bad movie. More at 11.
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>>338770953
desu, I promised myself I'd never watch the film on cinema nor pirate it.

With this metascore, I'm that much closer to keeping my promise.

Torrenting it would be spreading it around. I hate modern Blizzard.
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>>338773653
>I thought outside the acting it was a story of redemption for both humanity and the characters.
Was it?
I watched it in theaters so I may have been too gripped by the action to think about it, but I never noticed any underlying tones in regards to redemption while watching it.
Might rewatch it and see if I pick up on anything.
>>338773686
anyone who emphasizes the good qualities of something instead of shitting all over it must be a ledditer!!!
i better call him out and then i'll fit right in! r-right guys?
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>>338773282
FF:SW was a decent movie though.

Warcraft decided to ignore the GOAT RoC/TFT plotline in favor of the generic WC1 plotline.
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and here I was hoping we'd get a Warcraft cinematic universe where they just sweep gnomes under the rug like the cinematics.
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>>338773994
>Implying that's what's going to happen
>Implying they won't hire Colonel Sanders again and the entire movie will be a LOTR rip off where the altmer are like the Tolkien elves and the protagonist will be a redguard
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https://twitter.com/Millenium/status/735185569760743424?s=04

Sounds like it's an amazing movie.
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>>338774085
fuck off reddit
your obvious reddit formatting gives it away
lurk more kiddo
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>>338770953
there's user reviews on IMDB from people that have never played the games giving it a 8/9 out of 10

I think this may be a good movie anon.
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>>338773939
>Implying Blizzdrones aren't going to see it anyway
They'res a difference between quality and profit anon.
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>>338770953
Will this one also be shit?

The trailer looked pretty decent even though I don't really like asscreed.
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>>338773578
Only thing you missed out on as a full game is Warcraft 2, original was shit-tier and 3 was only good for online
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>>338774085
>I watched it in theaters so I may have been too gripped by the action to think about it, but I never noticed any underlying tones in regards to redemption while watching it.
At the end of the movie all their individual failures are all nicely wrapped up so I'd say yeah.
Its mostly about the action though.
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>>338774061
Given how popular it is there will be plenty of seeds, also you can also just like cap your upload speed in your torrent client
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>>338774158
i didnt say it was bad just thought it was funny i am going to see it myself
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>>338774134
>vertical recording with horizontal orientation

Are the french retarded or something?
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>>338774161
>blizzdrones
>leaving the house
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>>338774158
They are giving it a 10 too if its an average of 9
>>338774164
Ye but it will still be succesful due to fandom just like Warcraft, probably not as much though
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>>338773939
>tfw there is no zootopia game

it would be so easy to get right
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How the fuck are there reviews for the movie that isn't out yet
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>>338772934
>wanting a movie made out of a video game you love

These people don't care about playing video games.
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Isn't the director David Bowie's son? What a year
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>>338774279
He was too hyped to adjust the camera.
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>>338774175
Warcraft 3 custom games were the pinnacle of online gaming entertainment. I still miss that shit to this day. During the golden age of Warcraft 3 it was like Christmas everyday with all the fun shit people were making.
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>>338774308

Advance screenings for targeted audiences.
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>>338774037
WoW is dying and really quickly losing subs.

It could very well flop.
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>>338774308
I suppose critics get private screenings?
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>>338773609
Ouch.
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>>338774141
oh man, if i get more assblasted over this one anon and spout buzzwords then i'll finally fit in with the rest of the people on /v/!!!
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>9/10 on Imdb
wut
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COME ON REDDIT WE CAN DO IT! LET'S GET THE LOWEST SCORE JUST LIKE WE DID WITH COD. IT'LL BE SO EPIC FOR TEH LULZ!!!11
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Name 1 (ONE) good videogame movie
Wreck it Ralph does not count
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>>338774164
>35% In the Past
Couldn't give a fuck
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vidyakino is dead

bury it

can't wait for the carnage of the asscreed movie flopping and everyone realizing Fassbender is a hack
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>>338774453
Warcraft
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>>338773939
>everyone keeps telling Blizzard to make movies because of their amazing cut scene graphics
>Blizzard okays a movie
>It's live action
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>>338774453

Street Fighter
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>>338774453
resident evil
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>>338774453
I quite like the Persona 3 movies
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>>338774340
>dad dies the same year a multi-million dollar project he directed and spent years working on bombs
Rough life
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>>338774428
It's normal for a movie to have a high score on IMDB right before/after release. It'll drop to 6-7 after a few weeks.
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>>338770953

What was bad about it? I wasn't going to go to a theater to see it (or at least not likely) but it seemed alright from trailers and shit.

I know movie ads and concepts can seem (reasonably) cool though only to have the movie be complete shit aside from some choice scenes.
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>>338774453
Resident Evil Damnation
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>>338774389
They still have enough fans willing to go even if they got tired of wow, I mean its been a decade now hasn't it?

9 on imdb for case in point.

But then again they probably spent a tremendously huge amount of money on it so maybe there is a change it will flop
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>>338774453
Prince of Persia
Tomb Raider
Silent Hill
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>>338774539
Live action with mixed CGI by a shitty third party.

Even trailers that blizzard released in the interim have far better CGI.

It's boggling.
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>>338774539
this

why the fuck did they go live action when they have Pixar-tier animations and literally all their games are cartoony af in the first place
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>>338774453
Wreck it Ralph counts and it was a good movie.
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>>338774490
Seriously?

What the fuck Ubishit, stop trying to shove that shitty modern day plotline.
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>>338770953
>""""""vidyakino""""""
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>>338774662
I know the hardcore fans hate it because its not a 1:1 adaptation but I actually liked the first SH movie.

Now the sequel on the other hand, holy shit that was disastrous
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>>338770953
>>338771982
>>338772807
>>338773391
>>338774453
Fuck off.
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>>338773575
Kirkbride is given way too much credit. Yeah, he did contribute a lot to the metaphysics of the universe, but Kuhlmann and Howard wrote a lot of the more mundane stuff, like the Dark Brotherhood, most in-game lore books and pretty much the entirety of Daggerfall and Oblivion.
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>>338774741
It's fantastic.
Just not a vidya adaptation.
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>>338773609
>>338774423
>>338773995
Game of Thrones is what happens when Aragorn slays the Mad King and takes over, crazy epic shit is over and the mundane returns with its share of new challenges. It's way too complex to just say "lol gore and sex", the books aren't like the show and the shows have to cram too much content in only so many hours of footage.
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>>338773083
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0803096/ratings?ref_=tt_ov_rt
I don't know something seems a bit fishy here...
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>>338774634
You were not tipped off by the fact that several of the scenes they thought were good enough for a trailer looked like shit?
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>>338770953
Did someone seriously expected this shit to be good? lmao
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>>338773332

Are you actually retarded, bro?

FOUR isn't a viable set of data. 10000+ on the other hand, get closer to it.
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>>338774453
gg ez
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>>338773438
thanks for the chuckle.
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I was being cruel to Blizzard for my usual reasons but the sheer number of flops they are pumping out is getting kind of...depressing

I really feel bad for them

It's one thing to lose Old Blizzard, but to watch it slowly die in pain is somehow worse
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Angry Birds is a good example of a video game movie done right.
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>>338774831
I give a fraction of a shit about the mundane stuff. It's generic fantasy. Kirkbride's stuff is very original.
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>>338774868

>the books aren't like the show
True. Though the books also have tons of superfluous characters and death.

>and the shows have to cram too much content in only so many hours of footage.
They've had fucking 6 seasons. They're actually milking the show out far longer than they need to. Especially with the Dragon bitch and Arya.
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>>338773609
>>338773374
>who reads!
>low fantasy that's popular must have copied this older high fantasy series!
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>>338774886

I trust 4 critics any day above 10k focus group people that got a free ticket 15 days in advance.
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>>338774453
Silent Hill
Dobutsu no Mori
Mortal Kombat
Street Fighter
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>>338772154
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>>338774831
I will give the other two credit for doing the monotonous thankless work that really makes the game feel like a world, but the metaphysics shit that Kirkbride wrote and his work on Vivec was top notch as fuck and I can't get over it.
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>>338774453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
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>>338770953
>metacritic
Also this movie is just setting it up, supposed to be a trilogy leading up to Arthus becoming lich king
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>>338774591
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>>338774374
This, people who weren't there wouldn't get it.

Tons of fun maps every months, flavor of the months, games you could play for years.

I want to play parasite 2 even now.
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>>338775057
>I trust critics

Because they gave it a low score ja?
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>>338774872

So you don't know why it's bad then.
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>>338774935
>Hearthstone, Overwatch, Legion
>"Flops"
>If I don't like it, that must mean it's dead

lolhaha
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>>338773374
Shut up Hamburger Hepler.
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>>338774935
I don't think overwatch is going to flop. The movie and hots will bomb though.
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>>338775014
>The Khajiit and their relation to the moons and moon sugar
>The Argonians and their Hist masters
>The Divine Crusader and all associated lore

>Generic fantasy
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>>338774520
>following Jason "lolicon" Schreier
just kill yourself already
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>>338775039
and they've hacked and slashed content left and right to fit it all in only 6 seasons and Book 6 and 7 aren't even finished yet
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>>338770953
WAKE ME UP
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>>338775131
Serious question, will this hurt Duncan Jones career in some way?
I liked Moon, and thought Source Code was OK. Hope it doesn't mean he won't get to make big movies
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>out of 4 reviews
Yeah m8 that's a really good average.
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>>338774120
You know I wouldn't mind a movie about Cyrus just being an incredible asshole. Especially if it ended with his fight against Tiber or Vivec.
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>>338775048

>who reads!
Apparently not you since one of the posts you quoted was saying the exact opposite of the other.
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>>338770953
could this be the final straw for vidyakino?
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>>338775164

They gave it a 6. That's downright mediocre and only one gave it a 1. You're a fucking idiot. But yes, they did reaffirm what I already suspected, the movie is shit.
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LMAOING @ u OLD people h8ing on this amazing movie

this movie is for YOUNG HIP ppl like ME!
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>even Kotaku thinks it's shit

Welp. I wonder if it will still make some money?
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>>338775334
you're the idiot for trusting anyone on the internet
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Someone explain to me what this "kino" shit means. I'm afraid that /tv/ memes have become too convoluted for me to understand them anymore.
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>>338775158
Parasite 2 was fucking glorious. The first time someone killed me by launching a bomb with the sonic suit I was both impressed and furious. It was the first time I felt those two emotions at the same time.
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>>338775274
I know for a fact the interesting shit on Pelinal was made by Kirkbride. I'd happily bet on the interesting shit for the others to be him too.
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>>338775412
In what universe was Kotaku's opinion ever relevant?
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>Listening to reviewers
What kind of stupid idiots would do this?

>Warcraft fans
Oh right.
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>>338775485
Kirkbride wasn't even working for BGS anymore when KotN was released.
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>>338775412
they must not have enough black transgendered lesbians in the cast.
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>>338775451
It's a foreign word for cinema. It's basically a way of saying that the movie in question is "true art".
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>there are STILL people who pronounce Hearthstone as "HERthstone"

No, you illiterate fucks. It's pronounced like "HARthstone". The place above a fireplace is called a hearth. "HARth".
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>>338775520

Well if not even them could get paid to post a positive review then the movie must be on a whole different level of bad. Hell, if IGN gives it a negative, it's the fucking flop of the millenium.
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>>338775408
Wow, fuck Duncan Jones.
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>>338775412
they'll probably make a shitload
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>>338775607
He was contracted out for KoTN. He worked a lot on Oblivion and quite a bit on Skyrim through contract work.
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That is what Bowie Jr gets for shitting on Tolkien. Fuck him.
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>>338775184
They're stagnant games for people who don't even know what real games are. Blizzard used to make great games, now they make games for the lowest common denominator using their licensed products as reminders of their former glory.

Hearthstone is a pay to win random number generator simulator, Overwatch is shallow clone of TFT, Legion? WoW's sense of adventure and community died long ago, now it's a single player theme park that requires less thought than taking a dump.
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>>338775075
Not all of the "mundane" stuff was generic or normal though. The khajiit, argonians, the wild hunt Bosmer, all that stuff was written by the other authors, some of which went almost crazy as Kirkbride at times. The TES universe was made through amazing teamwork and a ton of layers. Skyrim and the later TES stuff sucks because they are gone and Kirkbride only does a little new stuff for every game, while Beths unpaid interns write the rest of the story.
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>>338773282
Fuck you Spirits Within was decent.
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>>338775520
Well, imagine it as the nastiest, most STD ridden whore refusing to fuck a client. That's how hard you fucked up.
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>>338774935
What are their other flops?

This is with that understanding that I'm using the actual meaning of the word flop and not some made up version that /v/ likes to use.
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>>338770953
>based on 4 critics
calm down. jesus.
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>>338775725
Even if that is true, there is no way for us to know which parts were written by him and which weren't.
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>>338770953
How long did you have to search till you found this review score anon?
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>>338770953
good thing I don't base my opinions around "critics"
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>>338774520
If Progressive Kotaku thinks it is bad, it must be really bad.
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>>338775408

>It features multi colored pandas and green orcs so that means its a good story

This is so stupid, even Gene Roddenberry probably laughed in his grave.
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>>338775840
>blizzdrones score it 10/10 before having seen it

Literally reviews on IMBD are saying they give it 10/10 because they know from the trailer
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>>338771501
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Movie fags are afraid of videogames taking movies industry too so they make bad reviews on purpose to make videogames look like shit.

Don't trust this butthurt assholes.
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>>338770953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcdYBh3hgg
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>>338775835
>time travelling cyborg from the ninth era with a heart of red ruby and a lust for elf blood and Reman's butthole
I'm going to safely bet this is Kirkbride's type of character and writing and not anybody else's at Bethesda.
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SAVE
US
FASSBENDER
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>>338770953
sigh. this movie is totally going to suck isn't it?
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imdb 100 votes / 9.0
one of the best movies for a decade and more..
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>>338775520
Kotaku gives out free passes to everything that is remotely progressive, if Duncan "Not white men" Jones' movie can't even get a pass from them, it must really suck.
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>>338775775
I think Todd should stand down from his position as creative director and focus on writing with Kuhlmann (and Kirkbride ideally) again. Not many people know it, but Todd is actually responsible for a lot of neat lore in the games. In Skyrim, for example, Cicero was a character written solely by him and most of the Dark Brotherhood questline in Oblivion was penned by him and Kuhlmann.
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>Warcraft 3: RoC comes out
>god damn blizzard is unparalleled in cgi
>WC3:TFT comes out
>jesus christ this is like a movie
>WoW comes out
>god damn they need to make a movie! holy shit it'd be awesome

>fast forward to actiblizzard jewcraft
>decide to make humans not CGI

I knew something like this would spoil what could've been a beautiful cinematic experience. I could just feel it. That was my only reason to not spam message board like an autist demanding one be made, because i knew it would turn out fucked up.

Even back than I vaguely remember pre-activision blizzard stating something along the lines of the movie would ruin the series.

What made Blizzard so great was it's cgi. Even wc3's long dated cgi still hold up today. How could they take what made them great and shit all over it and laugh at it's fans and they crawl around lapping it.
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did anyone else really expect a warcraft movie to be for anyone but a fan of the series?

edgy fuck 'video game reviewer' types from ign etc won't like it, hipster movie people who think video games are dumb won't like it, so it was never going to get favourable reviews

to be a success they just need somewhere between 5-12 million people to see it, anything more than that is gravy since it'll be potential new people to try out the game
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>>338776074
not 100 i mean 2000
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>>338772669
Supporting shit like that does nothing but bring more of the same shit in the market.

You let it tank, just as God intended, and there would be less shit. It's not rocket science.

So stop supporting shit (like Blizzard) so we could start having nice things.
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>>338775840
>imdb
First time checking out a "hyped" flick before the release? It's always inflated at first, and always irrelevant afterwards, The dark knight is their 4th highest rated movie ffs
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Imdb ratings
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Warcraft REAL score is defined by these TWO last digits friends! Screencap for future reference and MOVE ON FELLAS.
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>have had $25 movie theatre gift card for nearly a year and a half now
>never used it because I never go to the movies
The only thing I was remotely interested since receiving it was the Cloverfield spinoff but it was only vaguely related to the original and I already know the plot details. Oh well.
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>Nintendo wants to make movies based on their IPs
>the confirmed movies are a live action Super Mario Bros movie directed by Zack Snyder and a live action Pokemon movie written by Max Landis
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>>338771907
You mean that well loved trilogy that made Peter Jackson famous and won a bunch of oscars including best picture for the final movie?
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>>338775520
If even Kotaku don't like your "orcs dindu nuttin" movie then what hope is there?
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>>338773438

>that fake-ass smile on the guy
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>>338776235
Actually yes.
This thread made me look it up, usually I don't give a fuck.
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>>338776157
>blizzard said the legion cinematic was like a terabyte in size for raw models and textures
>the scene where varian just looks up was like 80 gigs and took 6 hours to render
>we wont ever get a raw blizzard cgi movie because it would melt a fucking computer to render a 40 terabyte movie in HD
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>>338776267
Looks very optimistic
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>>338773190
Its not the same with Warcraft lore. There's so much text and events in all those games combined that you shouldnt easily be able to squeeze a decent fantasy action movie out of it.
Only naturally they had to go the stupid route with a love story and shit.
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>>338773740
I have a friend who works for rovio. It was intentional. You are underestimating how racist finns are.
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>>338772485
This was why Super v Batman was hated. Movies are expected to be ultra focus grouped summer blockbusters with tons of comedic quips, a character that is largely just there to be funny and sarcastic, tons of generic action etc.

People want fun movies, not anything serious trying to tell a serious story. How am I supposed to make funny tumblr reaction gifs with that?
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>>338776360
So now you know friendo
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>>338773529
The Riddick movies are surprisingly and consistently far better than they have any right to be.
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>>338773810
There's Persona 3 movie series.
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>>338776467
should easily*
fuck
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HALO

MOVIE

WHEN
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>>338776504
Superman vs Batman was shit and not because of a lack of quips m8.

I want to slap the shit of anybody who thought "their moms have the same name" was a good plot device.
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>>338772629
Angry Birds movie
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>>338776267
i think you got it anon
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>>338776538
vin diesel is a great bro actor, he's a good guy in real life and his charisma seems to come through in every movie he is in, fast and furious should be far less enjoyable than it is as well, but that mother fucker makes it tolerable

the latest riddick movie was basically just him and a dog for half the movie and it was pretty good
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>Warcraft” promises, or threatens, sequels, but then so did “Super Mario Bros.” And come to think of it, if forced to watch either of these video-game movies a second time, I’d probably vote for the plumbers

Jesus fucking christ
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>>338776590
District 9
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>>338776590
wasnt there a tv show?
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>>338776670
DO YOU BLEED
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