>10 minutes left
ITS HAPPENING
>>338658045
I'm waiting faggot
>tfw waiting to buy it because i want to not have the widowmaker skin
>>338658045
WHERE IS MY KEY
WHERE IS MY FUCKING KEY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>338658045
5 minutes faggot.
>>338658389
4 minutes retard
WE 5 MINUTES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>338658484
3 you mongoloid.
>tfw here just to witness the inevitable trainwreck that the launch will be
>>338658045
>tfw best grill will be back in a matter of minutes
2 HOURS REMAININGuntil everyone gets bored
I thought it came out on the 24th?
>>338658548
TWO YOU HANDICAP
In bound for server crash and can't join for 5 minutes.
>>338658697
It's the 24th somewhere in the world.
>>338658697
Do you even timezone?
who else
>game server connection failed... retrying.
here?
>>338658792
>>338658805
Blizzard is American and nowhere in America is it the 24th.
>>338658697
24th in two minutes here in bongistan
DO I PRESS PLAY NOW OR WAIT TIL 4:00 HOLY SHIT
>>338658331
Wait why?
>>338658825
Literally me, hoping i can get in before the shitters clog up the queue
>>338658720
1 YOU AUTIST
HERE WE GO
>>338658720
One you cuck
>>338658889
I DON'T KNOW MAN
>>338658697
>>338658847
America is not the center of the world.
>>338658927
>>338658976
>>338658978
ITS TIMMEEEE
>connection failed
>retrying
>>338659013
hahahahahahaha
>>338658927
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>338659013
LOL
>>338659016
>connection failed
>>338659016
>>338659037
restart bnet
YEAAAHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHA
IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S NOT WORKING AHHHHHH
>connection failed
>retrying
>>338659016
kek
People actually bought the game? I thought it was a running joke all the time, why in the world are people giving money to Blizzard for an obvious free to play title?
What do you guys expect? 410million people are all trying to login at once
>>338659143
If it's obviously free to play, then why did it cost money?
Checkmate.
>ok lets buy origins edition
>98th in line
Fuk u blizzard
>>338659090
Bless this anon
>>338659090
I DID ANON ITS NOT WORKING AHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK ME
ITS FOUR OH TWO BLIZZSHITS GIVE ME MY GAAAAMMEEEE
TWO MINUTES AND STILL NOT UP
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I am a fucking idiot. I had an update paused that I just now realized. Fuck me. See you guys on in a bit ;) Only 120 mb
>>338659186
If they could handle the Beta they can easily handle this
>>338659206
>Que for the shop
JESUS. These guys just made millions didn't they?
>>338659270
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>338659206
>I could have bought it at any time, but I waited til all the fucktards would be trying to buy it at the same time.
MY PSN ISN'T DOWNLOADING IT AND I CAN'T MANUALLY DOWNLOAD IT DAMNIT
LET ME IN
FUCK
I NEED D.VA
>>338659090
Confirmed working.
>>338659392
i know that feeling anon
>they bought an actual game when for the same price they could have bought a cool mount in WoW
fools, all of you
ITS OUT BOYS. IT WAS A PLEASURE WAITING WITH YOU GUYS!!!
Who /retrying/ here?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I can't even buy it because there is a problem with my card
Fuck
Xbone here. Also can't get in
IT'S NOT HAPPENING
MOTHERFUCKERS
why
>6:04PM
>no severs
FUCK
>>338659453
That Va wants D
ITS BEEN FOUR FUCKING MINUTES.
I HOPE EVERYONE AT BLIZZARD DIES IN A FIRE
WHY WONT IT LOAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>338659003
why are there so many lights in the middle on niggrongo? isn't that like the shittiest part?
>>338659502
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>338659556
Even xbox? Damn son
LET ME FUCKING CONNECT
LETM E ON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WORK DAMN YOU WOOOOORK
>>338659346
They probably sell around 5 million units, do the math.
>5 minutes past 4:00
>blizzard is not letting me play D.Va
FIVE MINUTES
>>338659627
setlle down there, nerdbutt. :D XD
>>338659580
revive the fucking servers mercy you slut
>Did I say 7pm EST? Sorry I meant the game would open at 8pm EST! Thanks for buying Overwatch guys and bear with us!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>338658045
>time out
not like this
>>338659556
I'm a boner too and the servers aren't up, fuckkk
Can someone make an edit of this where the top image has glasses and a tesla gun?
BLIZZARD GIB SERVER NAUUUUU
>>338659090
N O P E
How well does it run on shitty systems?
WHAT IS MORE OPTIMAL
TO STAY IN GAME AND HAVE IT AUTO RETRY
OR TO WAIT ON THE BATTLE.NET SCREEN
>>338659691
RETRYING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZuzw2TCNSU
>RETRYING
>>338659915
the one where you have a gun in your mouth
>>338659880
It isn't happening
Kill me
I bet the Jews are responsible for this. Can't let the goyim have their diversionary entertainment without a bit of suffering now and then.
BLIZZARD SEND HELP
so what should we do in the meanwhile annons ?
LET ME PLAY GENJI ALREADY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I can technically sue Blizzard for this, right?
>mfw i ordered a pizza to eat right before knowing the server waits and problems
>>338660015
Post more Samus
>>338659915
WHAT ABOUT THE SETTINGS?!
SHOULD I SET THE SETTINGS OR START A MATCH IMMEDIATELY?
AHHH
have you people ever even experienced a blizzard launch?
everyone expected this
>>338659143
I like to think of it this way. The game is free, but I paid $40 to not play with Brazilians.
>>338659748
NO, FUCK YOU, BLIZZARD. GIVE ME MY GAME
IT'S ON GUYS!
>RETRYING
>RETRYING
>RETRYING
>RETRYING
>It's the Diablo III launch all over again
>>338659938
>>338660015
Shop mercy features on that girl.
can you guys please post in /owg/. I know that you think that your game is the most important event but it is not really
Every single time Blizz. Your servers never fail to disappoint.
>>338660103
>Beta
>>338658045
>ITT: Faggots expecting a good Blizzard game and a smooth launch
you can get in if you switch to euro region
>>338660103
FUCK YOU
>>338660103
>Closed Beta
NICE TRY FAGGOT
>>338660103
>Welcome to the Overwatch closed beta!
>>338660103
fake
>>338660103
>Closed beta
>>338660103
This reminds me of the time EA fucked up with the new SimCity
LITERALLY WORSE THAN DIABLO 3 LAUNCH WAAAAAAAAAH
>>338660103
>welcome to the overwatch closed beta
RETRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>338660158
>Stop liking what I dont like
>>338660103
>closed beta
well back to tf2
>>338660140Error 37
R~eeee~ee~
WHERE MY CALIFORNIA ZENYATTA MAINS AT?
>>338660103
>beta
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETRYING
>>338660158
can you fuck off?
>>338660103
closed beta u fucko
/retrying/
>9 minutes after "launch" cant get in
So now that Blizzard is officially the worst company in the world what do we do
My friend got in. He bought the Origins edition. Is Blizzard playing favorites?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETRYING
>Download time: 9 hrs
See you guys tomorrow
calm down niggers
the open beta had issues for like 10 or so minutes aswell
give it time
>retrying
>RETRYING
>>338660103
>Beta
>>338659757
SERVERS NEVER DIE!
OH WAIT, THEY FUCKING DO!!
>>338660103
FALSE HOPE
>>338660189
>>338660205
>>338660207
>>338660208
>>338660213
>>338660214
>>338660218
>>338660227
>>338660249
>>338660283
>>338660306
>>338660204
I am fucking european and I cant log in
>>338660282
California here, i main retrying.
why cant i buy overwatch off battlenet right now?
>>338660103
you aint fooling me fucker
LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE
Server Status = Die Die Die
>>338660343
ITS BEEN NINE FUCKING MINUTES
>the company most used to dealing with online launch events
>STILL CAN'T GET THEM RIGHT
I WANT MY JUNKRAT KILLS REEEEEEEEEE
>>338660316
Jack off to tf2 porn
>>338660316
>Survivability is max
>Biggest hitbox in the game
>Biggest Critbox in the game
Yea ok
EVERY
FUCKING
BLIZZARD
RELEASE
>biggest launch in history
WOW WHY ARE THE LOGIN SERVERS GETTING HAMMERED FAIL LAUNCH BLIZZARD
>SORRY,
>>338660062
this aint samus nigguh
>>338660156
wat ?
>>338658045
You Blizzard fools have such bad memories. Shit won't work til Friday. No wonder vidya is dying. Fucks like you keep buying rehashed shit with the same skin and giving awful companies like Blizz your money.
Remember a month ago when everyone was going to boycott Blizz until there were vanilla WOW servers? Those same people are sitting at their computer waiting to play TF2-Blizz edition.
Shills.
ERROR 37
>ERROR 37
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>ERROR 37
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>ERROR 37
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>ERROR 37
>>338660282
Shouldn't you be smoking weed?
WHO UNABLE TO LOGIN WITH BATTLENET HERE
I already refunded it, fucking try to sell me a product that doesn't fucking work
>>338660158
Go guzzle bleach and cum bitch.
wow i'm italian and not even we are this late with our deadlines
We're all Trying to Connect now...
WHEN DO WE RIOT?
>>338660247
>>338660296
I know that Blizzard gives you dollars and that's okay. A man needs money.
But, I just trying to ask you to post this in /owg/? It it okay?
>>338658045
> if I retry harder than everyone else I'll get in sooner
> RETRYING
HELP
SEND HELP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJDLKSDJLKSJDKL:SDMLK:SDML:KSMLKDMS
I paid $60(sixty) for literally nothing.
fuck this i can't log in
post yfw servers go up after hours of waiting but they're all super laggy and unplayable
>>338660282
I have a buddy that mains Symettra. He gives me +25 shields and negates my only weakness (Widowmaker bodyshots)
feels good man
is anyone not even on battle net? just wondering how long q is
>>338660316
Buy their next game?
some dude is sat in a server room at blizzard not flipping the switch, literally feeding of the butthurt
>>338660462
>shield
>eventually get shot out
>shoot some faggots with your pistol
>get back in suit
>repeat x infinity
>never die
>>338660597
Nope, new video game. Posting here. Suck it up.
Post music you are listening to while waiting. Let's get comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5JGiLH7tPk
>>338660549
I GOT THAT ONE TOO BUT IT WENT TO THE RETRYING THING AGAIN
I JUST WANT TO SEE MEI
>>338660343
IT'S BEEN 11 MINUTES
>tfw my dinner just finished cooling from the oven
>tfw I'll be on in twenty minutes as planned
>tfw trial first episode of Netoge no Yome just finished
>tfw right before that I took a shower and fapped
>tfw everything lines up perfectly
Who else /goodatplanningtheirtime/ here?
>>338660653
r u idiot anon?
>R E T R Y I N G
>E
>T
>R
>Y
>I
>N
>G
LEGION BETA WORKS BETTER THAN THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RETRYING
E
T
R
Y
I
N
G
How do I get in
>>338660730
DAMNIT BLIZZARD TOOK MY MONEY AND RAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Works for me ;)
>>338660730
T W E L V E
>>338660741
Yes
NEW NVIDIA DRIVERS UP FOR OVERWATCH
IN THE SPAM NO ONE WILL SEE THAT I'M A HUGE COCK SUCKING FAGGOT I LOVE DICKS AHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXPAZJvbH1s
>>338660630
HILFE
>>338660597
>New game
>Very popular
>Video game discussion board
>Stop talking about games guiz
Kill yourself
>>338660843
Can you PM me the fix?
EVERYONE SUICIDE IN 3
2
1
I just want to have fun.
>>338660697
This isn't comfy, but I like the vibe.
https://youtu.be/3XOETXVL424
people over at Blizzard are probably scrambling and running around just like at NASA when the challenger exploded
>>338660880
WITNESSED
>blizzard servers
I shouldn't even be surprised desu
>Giant Bomb watching the error menu
>>338660690
get killed the moment you get out of your suit by skilled players
T U M B L I N G
D
O
W
N
THIY TOOK MY FKING MUNEY!!!!
>>338660697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwZ9u7KYxIc
>>338660880
I saw, anon.
I saw.
>blizzard is so shit that it takes 3 fucking days to just add credits to your account
>cant even buy the fucking game, much less play it
>>338660942
>these are the type of people overwatch brings to the gaming community
>expecting quality servers from blizzard
WAIFUFAGS BTFO
>>338660462
>defense matrix
>boosters for escape
>fuckhuge mech healthpool
>when she dies she doesnt actually
I'd say its pretty accurate
on a side note
WHERE IS MY SERVER BLIZZ FUCK
PREORDER FUCKING CANCELLED
Fuuuuuuuck my mom will be home soon and then comes dinner. I'll not be playing for like a whole hour
REEEEEEEEEEFUND
>>338660874
Well that gives me something to do.
>WHEN THE SERVERS ARE DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE
>>338661068
REEEEEEEEEEEEEETRYING
refunded desu
Overwatch? You mean Suicidewatch?
That's what this thread feels like at least.
>>338659206
>everyone in queue to buy shitty skin pack worth $20
>not even buying the physical copy
>bc-105
>>338660994
BOB N WEAVE BABY BOB N WEAVE
UPDATE NVIDIA DRIVERS WHILE YOU'RE WAITING
Post dank Overwatch memes or I'm gonna go back to Battleborn
let's reall every game pure online game without a bad launch
>
>>338661064
under age
>>338661064
Are you an actual child
EVERYONE SHUT DOWN THE GAME AND STOP TRYING TO CONNECT. YOU ARE DDOS'ING BLIZZ SEVERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>338661107
>I AM A PISSED AMERICAN
AHHH I WAITED WEEKS COME ON
>>338661064
>"Honey, why are aren't you playing the game mommy bought you ?"
>>338660697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b09asWzbeBw
>>338660880
its okay anon we already knew
>>338661214
TF2.
>>338660697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrIRcB0x4iU
>hello darkness my old friend
Frogposters, manchildren, autists and memespouters, this is the Overwatch community, who didn't even expect a shit lunch by blizzard like with D3.
>>338661247
But I want to be first in queue when it does come up
>>338661225
>>338661234
I'm 29 just live in basement still
>WAKE ME UP
