I CAN ALREADY SMELL IT
Can't wait for the disappointment threads
>>338646646
>implying I didn't love the beta
Most of people played it already ,so should be really disappointed
>>338646646
>There wasn't an open beta 2 weeks ago where 9 million people have played it
???????????? If anything threads will be disappointed in how Blizzard sucks at launch days. Which everyone should already know.
>>338647034
9 millions of logins not players you shill
>>338646646
can't wait to hide and report all those multiple same threads
>>338647316
9 million unique users, stupid.
>>338647034
>/v/ will act surprised if launch is going bad
>>338647034
The servers were honestly fine while the Open Beta was going on. I don't think OW's launch will be as bad as D3's launch.
>>338647847
I think he was referencing how Blizzard picks spectacularly poor days of the week to release games and expansions
I mean a monday for fucks sakes, why
>>338646525
https://youtu.be/XWxfFNcd2DA
>>338646525
inb4
>SERVERS DONT EVEN WORK OVERWATCH FAGS BTFO
on launch
Anyone here order from g2a and received their code yet? Waiting on mine, their facebook page has people saying both they have and haven't received it.
>>338649560
>Not buying directly from Battle.net
>>338648427
I think they are hoping that it will be easier on the servers because of it.It wont work
>>338646525
CUMMY IN MY CUNNY LUV!
>>338649552
Except for GooberGate and PS4 owners, the Stillborn/TF2 shills whining about OW are the saltiest, most delusional motherfuckers on this board. They keep shitting up every thread resulting in more threads then they make threads to cry about the threads, it's astounding.
>>338649560
I got mine an hour ago
>>338650009
>GooberGate
>>338646646
>posts this while posting a gif from a disappointing game
Not even buying overwatch, but I thought it was funny.
>>338646525
the smell of buyers remorse and shit
>>338647034
>muh 9 gorrillion
>popular brand releases a new game and makes f2p for a few days
Why are you suprised?
Is it releasing today or tommorow?
>Sold my 980 Ti and can't play it until I get the GTX 1080 whenever they are in stock.
Shit sucks.
>>338650936
Today. Amazon's telling me I'm getting it later today
>>338650009
>goobergate
>doesn't understand that everyone in a console war is genuinely retarded because 75% of them are false flagging shitposters and the other 25% are just sheep following the herd
>thinks that battleborn has actual fans
Holy shit man, wake up.
>>338651248
Ok, I thought the release was tommorow. Sweet. Can I still pre-order?
>>338651381
you will be able to play it in 1 hour and 6 minutes from now
>>338651381
You have one hour left
>>338651381
Pre-order now and get your copy by 7 EST today!
Be bored of the shit by 7 EST tomorrow!
Grind until 7 EST next year to unlock all of the shit while still being bored!
>>338650965
>sold your current GPU to afford a GPU you can't use until X amount of time into the future
I don't believe people are that stupid.
>>338651735
Spend $200 on microtransactions by 7EST by Christmas
>>338650936
Amazon dropped off my copy like 4 hours ago. So today.
>mfw all the disappointment threads
>>338646525
where the fuck is that timer from?
>>338652294
Are you going to make them all?
>>338652294
all dem refund threads
>yfw Blizzard dont do refunds
AHAHAHAHAHHA
>>338652294
How many a day do you plan on making? 15? 30?
>>338652497
nigga, I barely browse /v/ at all
ONE HOUR
DO YOU THINK BLIZZARD WILL FUCK THIS UP?
>>338652598
You seem to think its worth your time to post here right now.
>>338646525
WHERE IS MY KEY?! AM I GETTING SHAFTED?!
>>338652649
Probably. Which is weird because the open beta had a ton of people and ran fine so you would think the actual release, that would almost certainly not have any more people would run fine too.
>>338652832
Blizzard has a track record of fucking up every release.
Broken servers, bugs, just shit.
I am expecting to not be able to play for at least an hour
>>338648427
>>338649912
Actually it's a common trick to schedule a software release to the public on a monday or a tuesday, but the deadline to have everything working is on the previous friday. If anything goes wrong you still have the weekend to fix it before opening it to the general public.
Literally the only thing that can go wrong is 1 billion people hammering the servers down, the rest of the game is long completed and deployed.
Source: [spoilers]I'm a IT Project Manager[/spoiler]
>>338652294
I already played the beta, I know what im getting.
>>338652914
>an hour
Pretty optimistic. If its anything like most of their new games you should expect days of shitty servers before they figure shit out.
I thought it was releasing the 24th, I do not understand this
Anyone in the midwest get into the servers?
>>338653109
The 24th started 8 minutes ago CET.
Please remember that we saw the entirety of the game in the beta.
Don't throw a shitfit that there's not a new map in the base game.
The only addition I'm expecting is Ranked Mode, and that's still locked until level 25.
I say this because Payday 2 had a beta that was the entire game and they promised way more, unlike here.
Fuck those devs.
>>338653058
I try to believe that they learn from their mistakes, but look at WoD's and Diablo 3's launches.
Ouch.
This game has the most tv advertising I've seen in years
Still no idea what the fuck this game is
>>338653264
>Please remember that we saw the entirety of the game in the beta.
>Don't throw a shitfit that there's not a new map in the base game.
The beta was disappointing, I was bored after 15 matches.
>>338653264
There is literally no doubt that they will add more shit over time. New heroes, new maps, and 100% chance of new cosmetics. ESPECIALLY if this ends up making them bank. Blizzard isn't the kind of company to give up on something profitable.
The only question is HOW they add those things into the game. Odds are some would be free, but would others be simple DLC? Or would they use an expac format?
>>338649560
Got mine three hours ago.
>>338653605
You really think Blizzard the kings of microtransactions are gonna hand things out for free? At best you'll get a few crappy bones but you better pay up for everything else.
>>338653605
they already announced that all future heroes and maps will be in free updates.
they will just make a store that lets you pay for cosmetics no doubt thats how the game will make money in future, its the best way to do it.
>>338653845
They added practically half an expac worth of content after RoS released for free.
They also never outright charge for anything non cosmetic in hearthstone.
>>338653605
They announced free continued support long ago, but that won't be until later.
I was talking about the Day 1 package.
The only difference will be a balance patch or something.
>>338646525
please include "Overwatch" or "Blizzard" in your OP so that you stop getting through my filter. thanks.
>>338654091
You might as well leave /v/ for a couple days because no other kind of thread is going to survive here.
HOLY SHIT BLIZZARD WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET ME BUY YOUR GAME
IT SHOULD NOT TAKE SEVERAL DAYS JUST TO ADD CREDITS TO YOUR ACCOUNT
So do any of the videos explain why the characters are fighting against each other for Payloads?
Never played the beta but is this game worth it if no friends? I'm so lonely ;_;
>>338650009
>Goobergate
what the fuck does that even have to do with anything
>>338654235
>not using paypal
>yfw it ends up good and we get to witness an ocean of manbaby tears
>haven't played the beta
>got it pre-ordered and pre-loaded already mainly because of the constant /v/ shilling
>when I looked up gameplay it looked fun
>I loved TF2 before it went to shit
What am I in for guys? I'm a little bit scared. Best class for beginners who don't know the maps?
>>338654743
I HAD 30 DOLLARS LEFTOVER ON MY ACCOUNT
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
>>338654795
If you liked TF2 back in the day you'll like this well enough
I don't really see the appeal for this game.
It looks like a really slow TF2 with more circle strafing and incomprehensibility and MMO cooldowns.
Not trying to be a fag just wondering.
>>338654795
SOMEONE
GET THIS GIRL
A FUCKING BRA
I FEEL SEXUALLY
HARASSED
>>338652408
>Blizzard doesn't do refunds
Fucking jews.
>>338654782
>DooM 4 all over again
please, i need a good laugh
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
You aren't literally excited for TF2: Auto-aiming Waifus Edition?
>>338655008
A lot of the cooldown abilities you can just think of as recharging secondary items in something like TF2. Like, instead of switching to your secondary and throwing a jarate or drinking a bonk every 10 seconds you just hit one button instead of two.
30 MINUTES LEFT
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>>338646525
I hate these type of games but I'm rooting for it because fuck gearbox faggots
>>338654795
Soldier 76 is good for beginners, healing station makes him fairly forgiving to play and you don't have to rely on knowing medkit locations.
Also, if you played soldier in TF2 you might appreciate his right-click rocket jumps.
>>338654795
nigga better play Pharah like a madman
>>338651248
Wtf. I ordered it may 11th with 1 day shipping and I'm not getting it until tomorrow
>INDEFINITE MAINTENANCE
INDEFINITE MAINTENANCE
>INDEFINITE MAINTENANCE
INDEFINITE MAINTENANCE
>INDEFINITE MAINTENANCE
INDEFINITE MAINTENANCE
>INDEFINITE MAINTENANCE
INDEFINITE MAINTENANCE
>INDEFINITE MAINTENANCE
INDEFINITE MAINTENANCE
Why are people expecting the servers to not work? The Open Beta worked and that was free and had more players then the final release ever will.
>>338655172
i got a refund on the origins edition and it literally took 5 min
>>338655258
Fair enough.
I don't know. I know for a fact that three of my close friends will be playing this religiously once its out and it would be nice to have a new multiplayer game we'd all play (its been a longass time in that regards).
And while I did enjoy TF2 back in the older days I don't really see myself enjoying this for some reason.
>>338656413
>I don't really see myself enjoying this for some reason.
Be honest
Is the only reason you say this is the hype and you being tired of hearing about this game for months on end?
>>338656582
Nope.
I haven't really even been following any news about this game.
I only took a look at videos starting a couple weeks ago.
The threads just look like porndumps so I don't really read them.
I don't get hyped or feel annoyed by hype anymore.
>>338646525
>$40 cheap version game
>have to go to G2A to actually buy it for $40 thanks EU
Meh, I'll just buy it later.
>go to buy the game
>excited to play
>credit card won't work for some reason
>bank wont open until 8am tomorrow
>>338653869
As long as maps and heroes are free. Fucking game needs more maps, as the ones already in the game are pretty weak, honestly.
The designs are fine, I guess, but they're all basically corridors with single choke points.
15 MINUTES
>>338656936
>>I haven't really even been following any news about this game.
I'm talking purely about /v/
>>338656413
>I don't know. I know for a fact that three of my close friends will be playing this religiously once its out and it would be nice to have a new multiplayer game we'd all play (its been a longass time in that regards).
Same here.
I couldn't even get my friends to try the beta lol.
And the game is boring as shit, has no chance at an online community, no dedicated servers or even real competition.
The game is all hype and no texture, this entire fps-moba "genre" became oversaturated before it even had its first title really released.
Into le trash with MMOs.
You can pretend at LoL and Dota being competitive, but not this.
>>338646525
>15 minutes until release
>savage bout of diarrhea strikes me
For fucks sake.
>>338646525
>Still in transit
>>338657332
>not wearing a diaper
fuck off to your containment board
>>338656936
>I don't get hyped or feel annoyed by hype anymore.
I feel sad for you
As much as people like to be anti-hype around these parts, being hyped for a game and it living up to your expectations is a beautiful feeling.
>>338657252
>watched old vods from Seagull's beta stream to get hype
>getting some practice in at http://aim400kg.com/fa/ before launch
It's so close I can taste it now.
>>338657252
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Almost time
>>338652936
>IT project manager
>can't spoiler
>can't just hit CTRL-S
fucking hell humanity is doomed
>>338657332
GET THE BUCKET
To the ones who bought the game.
Don't you fucking Damage Control if the game turns out to be an unbalanced shit
>>338657332
At least it gives you something to do for 15 minutes
>>338646525
Bracing for all of the threads bitching about Bastion.
>>338657394
>ordering physical
why
Stuck at work, will only get to play a few hours at best when I get home.
A bummer they picked a monday to launch this.
Legit Question
If i get the PS4 Version, will it get regular updates the same as PC? don't wanna feel left out.
10
FUCKING
MINUTES
I CAN'T CONTAIN ALL THIS GODDAMN HYPEEEE
>>338657453
Let me tell you a secret.
If you don't get hyped and aren't all psyched up by the jew marketing machine, and the game is still good...
YOU STILL HAVE FUN.
>>338657571
>no one played the beta before buying the game
TEN
MINUTES
>>338657571
Seemed already pretty balanced when I was playing in the beta? Roadhog's hook triggers me a bit but that's about it.
T E N M I NU T E S
ITS UP ITS UPO GOGOGO
>>338650965
Why would you buy a 1080 if you already had a 980ti?
Don't tell me u bought into their marketing... Various benchmarks only show a 5-15% difference AT MOST.
You're just burning money you moron
WHO HERE READY FOR /FUCKEDUPSERVERSBECAUSENOPOPULARONLINEGAMELAUNCHEVERFUCKINGWORKS/
/NOTEVENBLIZZARDIMEANLOOKATEVERYSINGLEWORLDOFWARCRAFTEXPANSION/
>>338657571
Anon, the game had a week long open beta.
>>338657771
I'd think that they'd be serious about the console versions too, but it's still possible that PC will receive updates a bit faster because there's no middleman like consoles have.
HOLY SHIT 9 MINUTES
>>338657771
It probably will for a good while but I expect the updates to eventually stop coming to consoles like TF2.
So im feeling like a nice goy
I ordered my game off CJS and basically it errored, so I reordered it. I got two copies because the other one actually went through (somehow) but didn't show right at first.
They won't refund me the game because I 'have' the key already. Oh well, enjoy fellow Anon.
hm. should I buy this game? looks like /v/ really likes it! I liked the open beta.
Am I fucked?
>>338657808
In fact, I couldn't care less about Overwatch before the beta. I thought all the threads were annoying, and the only good thing about the game was the porn.
Gave the beta shot 2 days before it ended, had a blast. Lucio was the most surprisingly fun character to play, from the amount I was able to put in.
Do Blizzard games usually update when they launch?
or can I launch the game now and be ready to spam login?
saging blizzcucks
DON'T
PANIC
>>338657771
Blizzard treated the console versions of Diablo 3 like shit. I expect the same thing for Overwatch.
Just get it on PC.
tfw it comes out
IT'S SO FUCKING CLOSE
AHH I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE
>>338658050
PANIC
>>338646525
>Mfw porn of waifus is the only reason anybody really gives a shit about Overwatch
my fucking battle.net isnt opening up! wtf
>>338658050
Ohhh god here we go
>>338658050
fuck
>>338658050
blunder of the millennium. i am now a #battleboi
WHO ARE YOU FAGS GONNA PLAY FIRST?
>>338658028
Exact same for me. Overwatch was kinda like "Huh. Sounds like that's pretty good. But what is it?" to me before the beta.
Now I'm an absolute shill.
fuck my pussy
>>338658050
>Queue
Oh boy, here we go
>>338658159
OH FUCK GUYS
THIS
GUYS CLOSE BATTLENET IMMEDIATELY THERE'S AVIRU
>>338658050
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED
>>338650009
>gg
the fuck does that have anything to do with overwatch?
>>338658183
What ever the team needs because im not a faggot who sticks to mains.
Anyone putting a team together?
>>338657789
I'm aware of this, but being excited for a game you really want to play is fun. It especially makes release day hype when playing the game feel great.
You can be hyped for games for reason other then the "jew marketing machine". I'm hyped as FUCK for Nier Automata and im not even following the game news because I want it to be a fresh experience when I play it. I always do a media blackout on games I'm hyped for.
>>338658201
same, friend told me to check out the beta, so I did just because I was bored.
Holy fuck can't stop playing, preordered the moment I got paid
1-5 clock out of work early and go home to play
6-0 lame out the rest of the day and clock out at 9:51
5 MINUTES
>didn't meet min specs
FUCK
FIVE MINUTES
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>>338657975
>>338657896
You don't need to do this every minute
FIVE MINUTES
COME ON
5 MINUTES LADS
Why is every program window resized when I exit Overwatch?
>>338657075
Call Visa or Mastercard I work for a bank and normally the Financial Advisors cant make changes to your credit card.
There should be a 1800 number on the back of your card
>>338658009
HOLY FUCK IT WORKED
I love you forever anon
>>338658028
>In fact, I couldn't care less about Overwatch before the beta. I thought all the threads were annoying, and the only good thing about the game was the porn.
Gave the beta shot 2 days before it ended, had a blast.
I feel the exact same way anon. I didnt pay any attention to the game and had no plan whatsoever to buy it at all. Friend convinced me to try the beta with him and i pre-ordered the game when the beta ended. I couldnt believe I had that much fun, even going solo I was having a blast. I came into the game expecting to hate it but ended up playing it for a week straight.
>>338658373
Embarrassing, family
>>338658395
4 MINUTES
>>338658373
Even I can run it, and I'm on Intel HD Graphics. Give it a try.
>disappointment threads
What the fuck? Everyone already played the game. If you didn't like the beta then why would you buy the full release? Only disappointment threads will be made by false flaggers and literal retards.
>>338658407
FOUR MINUTES
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>>338658183
who else?
>HERE WE GO
LONGEST 5 MINUTES OF MY LIFE
>The "you have pre-orderd the game" string on the battle.net launcher dissapeared
ITS HAPPENING
ITS HERE
>>338658395
YES
YES I DO
3.5 MINUTES HOLY SHIT
>yfw servers dont work
>>338658373
>16MB VRAM
WHEWWW
WHO ON PSN?
LETS GET A PARTY TOGETHER
FUCK
>>338649560
Got mine 6 hours ago
I CAN FEEL IT
>literally just staring at the fucking clock
AHHHH SO SOON
WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO BUY WITH JEWCOINS
I WANT KKK MCCREE
>>338658463
Hey no problem. Money down the drain anyway and I doubt anyone would trust a stranger to 'trade' for a game key.
>>338658176
That's truly sad.
GET HYPED
>>338658653
White Zenyatta BAYBEEEE
THIS WAIT IS KILLING MEEEEEEEEEEEE
TWO MINUTES
TWO, COUNT EM TWO MINUTES.
2 MINUTES YOU MOTHERUCKERS
2 MINUTES
>>338657687
Origins was 47$ on Amazon
fuck this shitty game
LESS THAN 100 SECONDS
ME RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy7D_rcHNhs
END OF DAYS BITCHES
>tfw I'm literally crying right now of hype
>>338658373
Chirst dude, dig through a dumpster or something and you'd find something better FUCK.
2 minutes
>TRYING TO CONNECT'
>[WOOSH NOISE]
>HEART SKIPS A BEAT
COME ONNNNNNNNNNN
ITS SO CLOSE GODDAMNIT
ARE YOU WITH US?
>>338658287
>>338657453
I don't get hyped specifically because I don't really follow games any more, but also because I don't really feel like hype is worth the investment.
Its also made me appreciate ghostlaunched and low-marketted indie games a lot more because of the little wondrous shit you can find out there.
>>338657319
I don't really pay attention to the threads, like I said.
After DaS1 2 and 3 and Spore its hard for mass thread spam to irk.
Anyways, regardless, I might give my friend's copy a try and judge some more from there.
I haven't played a competitive multiplayer game in ages, that lasted at least.
Last ones were probably early/mid Chivalry and TF2 which I dropped after the Mannco update.
>>338658746
TWO
>All friends at work
I will play for you friends.
>Processing:Preorder
1m
>>338658730
TWO MINUTES?
I CANT POSSIBLY CRANK ONE OUT IN TWO MINUTES
>theres a shantae page on the front page
NEVERMIND
lizard squad ddos incoming.
this is your only warning.
ONE
N
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>>338658790
hahahahah same here
>>338658653
i haven't played the beta so I don't know anything what to buy, what to play, how the maps work, but I'M ALSO HYPE AS FUCKKKKKKARGGGGG. any protips other than shoot it til it dies?
ONE MINUTE HOLY FUCK
>THE WAIT.
>The servers probably won't be up in exactly one minute.
MASH THAT PLAY BUTTON NOW
>>338658821
Kinguin already delivered their keys, mate
HOLY FUCK
20 SECONDS GUYS
START YOUR ENGINES
C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MONC'MON
in b4 no ovewatch license
>implying it's going to work immediately and not be clogged as fuck for the start
I mean I hope it works, but yeah.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ONE MINUTE HAS NEVER FELT THIS LONG
FUCK
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
ONE MINUTE
SENPAI HOLD ME
IM FUCKING IN
>>338658865
press q to win
IT'S HIGH NOON
JUST LOG ME IN YOU FUCKS
ITS
TIME
COME ON
HAPPY NEW YEAR
I don't even have the game gg
>>338658912
I'M IN!! SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE
>>338646525
I want to smell Pharah's armpit!
LET ME IN ALREADY
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS 7 AND THE SERVER ISNT UP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GAME SERVER FAILED
I am the unique
>Error
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
ITS NOT LETTING ME LOG IN WTF
Retrying D^:
>yfw server error
O G R E
G
R
E
I'M IN GUYS
>Can't log in
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
WHAT THE FUCK
SOILED IT
>>338658821
Let's swear never to make this mistake again, brother.
OH MERCY HOW I'VE MISSED YOU
RETRYING RETRYING RETRYING RETRYING RETRYING RETRYING RETRYING RETRYING RETRYING RETRYING RETRYING RETRYING RETRYING RETRYING RETRYING RETRYING RETRYING RETRYING RETRYING
IS IT HIGH NOON TIME YET
cheapest place to buy this game?
>>338646525
ERROR 37 HERE I COME
IM FUCKING IN
>>338646525
>GAME SERVER CONNECTION FAILED... RETRYING
goddamnit
It isnt working i want my shekels back
REEEEEEEEEEE
>DOESNT WORK
Thanks blizzard!
>Game server connection failed... retrying
>>338658287
I get this, I guess I've just been anally raped by the hype so many times, I hate marketing and it actually has a negative impact on me now. The heavier the marketing and legions of fags going "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?" the less interest I have.
LET ME IN YOU FUCKS
BLIZZARD LIED PEOPLE DIED
WTF BLIZZ REFUND PLS
Just let me in!
JUSCT KEK MY SHIT UP DESU
ITS ALL OVER
I FUCKING PAID SIXTY DOLLARINOOS FOR THIS SHIT?!?!?!?
>game server connection failed
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BLIZZARD FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Knew this would happen
>>338659120
online regular 40 bucks
still no server....
Dead servers, dead gaem.
>Game server connection failed... retrying
CSGO AND TF2 JUST WENT DOWN
WHAT THE FUCK
>>338659138
sent ;)
>>338646525
CHEERS LOVE CAVALRY'S HERE SEE YA AND AWAY I GO WANANANA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IArbWR6XSs
>>338659178
30 SECS TO GO
eat shit faggots
GAME SERVER CONNECTION FAILED...RETRYING
GAME SERVER CONNECTION FAILED...RETRYING
GAME SERVER CONNECTION FAILED...RETRYING
GAME SERVER CONNECTION FAILED...RETRYING
COME ON FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
ITS NOT WORKRINGITS NOT WORKRINGITS NOT WORKRINGITS NOT WORKRINGITS NOT WORKRINGITS NOT WORKRINGITS NOT WORKRINGITS NOT WORKRINGITS NOT WORKRINGITS NOT WORKRINGITS NOT WORKRINGITS NOT WORKRING
Give em like 5 minutes guys I'm sure it'll work
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
TWO OF MY FRIENDS ARE ALREADY IN AND I'M NOT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ONCE AGAIN BLIZZARD IS BTFO
>knew this would happen
>still mad
FUCK
WHERE'S MY GAMES BLIZZARD
>>338658739
It was $45 on g2a
>STILL NO KEY
>>338659161
Yea let's talk about it
>>338659195
>paid 60 dollars
>>338659195
IT'S A FEATURE. THE MESSAGE OF THE GAME IS TO GO AND BE A HERO YOURSELF INSTEAD OF PLAYING GAMES ALL DAY.
>/v/ is surprised the servers of a blizz game is fucked at launch
>3 minutes late
BLIZZARD BLEW IT ONCE AGAIN KILL METZEN
IM IN HOLY SHIT
Getting a refund
>do all that shilling for free
>cant even get in
WOW THANKS BLIZZ
God dammit bliz
SERVERS PLS
>Game server connection failed... retrying
Not surprised familia
WHERE IS IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is everyone logging in in a orderly fashion?
>ERROR 37
BLIZZARD DOES IT AGAIN!
I'm in guys!
I'm gonna have fun now.
Bye!
GODDAMN! BLIZZ IS FUCKING GREAT AT THIS BULLSHIT THEY CALL RELEASE!
CAN'T FUCKING GET A DAMN THING RIGHT WITHOUT FUCKING EVERYBODY'S SHIT UP BY HAVING EVERYONE FUNNEL INTO THE GAME AT ONCE!
This is the reason I cut.
>battle.net offline
PANIC
Literally ANYONE could have seen this coming.
Have none of you heard (or been part of if you're an MMO shitter) of what happens every time a WoW expansion is released?
SEND HELP
EVERYONE CHANNEL YOUR ENERGY TO THE SERVERS
im going to give it 10 mins and im going to bed.
i expected better from bliz desu
Do not talk to me or my servers ever again
ARG
I paid $60(sixty) for literally nothing.
LIZARD SQUAD DDOS'ING BLIZZARD
>LIZARD SQUAD DDOS'ING BLIZZARD
LIZARD SQUAD DDOS'ING BLIZZARD
>LIZARD SQUAD DDOS'ING BLIZZARD
LIZARD SQUAD DDOS'ING BLIZZARD
>LIZARD SQUAD DDOS'ING BLIZZARD
LIZARD SQUAD DDOS'ING BLIZZARD
>LIZARD SQUAD DDOS'ING BLIZZARD
LIZARD SQUAD DDOS'ING BLIZZARD
>LIZARD SQUAD DDOS'ING BLIZZARD
https://twitter.com/lizardlands/status/720428731727278080
https://twitter.com/lizardlands/status/720428731727278080
https://twitter.com/lizardlands/status/720428731727278080
POST YFW CONNECTION FAILED
IT'S UP
T
'
S
U
P
LET'S DO THIS BROS
>PEOPLE UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT A BLIZZARD GAME WOULD WORK AT LAUNCH
THE SERVERS ARE JUST BEING BEATEN UP AS WE SPEAK
KEEP TRYING SLOTS ARE OPENING UP
WTF I HATE BLIZZARD NOW
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER
WHY DO I ALWAYS LET BLIZZARD WIN /v/
I AM WEAK
>>338659356
lel
>>338659456
>april 13
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i've already filled one piss bottle and havent even played yet
OK, that's it, i'm done with this server bullshit Blizzard.
I'll go play battleborn instead.
>Game Server connection failed
HAHAHA SHILLS BTFO THE GAME IS DEAD
Wow it's like this is your first online game launch
>>338659456
>13 Apr
DO NOT LOG OUT
I REPEAT
DO NOT LOG OUT
THERE IS A LOGIN QUEUE
>People seriously expecting the game to immediately work the second an unofficial countdown hits zero
>>338659456
>2 weeks old
>15 year olds
no
Can you guys pls stop trying to login for a couple seconds so I can get in? Thanks.
>>338659456
nice date, faggot
overwatchmefuckingaskforafuckingrefundblizzshit
Yep TF2 is better
ITS THE DIABLO CURSE ALL OVER AGAIN!!! NNNNNYYYAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH
>>338659350
/v/ is srs fugn bsns
IM IN
RESTART YOUR LAUNCHER
>>338646525
GGRRRRRRROOOOOOOWWWWWWRRRRR BLIZZZAAAAARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>338659456
>April 13
>Game server connection failed... Retrying
BLIZZARD PLS
I want my money back
where the FUCK IS MY FUCKING KEY
does anyone else from greenmangaming have their key yet?
>>338659427
>Expected a good launch from Blizzard
Haven't had a problem free launch since Mists of Pandaria.
*hacker voice* im not in
AHAHAHAHHAHHA FUCKING BLIZZDRONES AHAHAHHAHA
IM IN
I called it. >>338647034
>>338659460
Unsurprised.
WHERE'S THE JOKE FUCKLEY
>>338659427
It's 1 AM.
I thought about going to bed early and standing up at 7 AM. Nope.... Now I will probably just sleep for 6 hours...
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Game server connection failed... retrying
HOLY SHIT GUYS IM IN
EVERY BETA PLAYER GETS 10 FREE LOOT BOXES, IT'S HAPPENING!!!
IT'S NOT WORKING
I REPEAT
IT'S NOT WORKING
Everyone go back to Battleborn™
fucking bullshit
why are they not prepared
COME ON BLIZZ. THE GAME ISN'T OUT YET AND YOU'VE FUCKED UP.
>>338659456
WHERE'S THE CAVALRY?!
>WHERE'S THE CAVALRY?!
WHERE'S THE CAVALRY?!
>WHERE'S THE CAVALRY?!
WHERE'S THE CAVALRY?!
>WHERE'S THE CAVALRY?!
WHERE'S THE CAVALRY?!
>WHERE'S THE CAVALRY?!
WHERE'S THE CAVALRY?!
>WHERE'S THE CAVALRY?!
WHERE'S THE CAVALRY?!
Who /refund/ here?
BLIZZ WHY
Predictions for OW:
>Error similar to Diablo 3 at launch
X check
>Laggy as fuck even with a good net
>Multiple Crashes
>Microtransactions/DLCs up the ass
>Even more Unbalanced than the beta
>half the characters will hardly be played
>Overshills WILL Defend most of the problems as "launch bugs" while it lasts for weeks
>Weird Animation bugs
>Ults spammed left and right
>Servers empty in 4 months
>Only thing the game will be remembered is the porn
DON'T RESTART CLIENT, THE 'RETRYING' MEANS YOU ARE QUEUED
W H E R E I N B O Y S
H
E
R
E
I
N
B
O
Y
S
if they dont fix it in 10 mins im getting a refund wtf blizz
>HEADLINE: BLIZZ FUCKS ANOTHER LAUNCH
>LITERALLY NOBODY SAW IT COMING
>BLIZZBOIS MASS SUICIDE INC
LOL
>ERROR 37 ALL OVER AGAIN
FUCK. I actually loved D3 launch thinking back to it, it was a pretty iconic day for video games
you can hold alt to open up the console then f4 to toggle the display commands
type /ipconfig pingtime 10 to make it 10ms, default is 1000, makes you log in a lot faster
>>338659597
DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES. IT DOESN'T WORK.
I'M IN
HOLY SHIT THERE'S A NEW HERO
im done
Post YFW you are already in.
2 minutes. Aww yiss.
>>338659797
THIS YOU IDIOTS
THEY SAID THERE WOULD BE A QUEUE
CANT STOP ADDICTED TO THE WINDING
>>338659703
>All these new fags not knowing Blizzard sucks on launch day.,
?????
>>338659654
>we've got several more minutes before our game dies
>>338659797
what if it says "can't log in" and logs out automatically and asks you if you want to try to log in again?
QUICK!!!
SHITPOST IN BATTLEBORN AND TF2 THREADS TO APPEASE THE BLIZZGODS!!!
I FUCKING KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN MY HYPE LEVELS UP
I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW
I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS MAD
I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS MAD BEFORE
BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101 BC-101
FUCKING BLIZZARD
HELP TOM
HELP DICK
HELP LARRY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MONTHS OF WELFARE I HAD TO SAVE THIS UP FOR? FUCK YOU BLIZZARD.
>>338659858
omg alt f4 epic bro!!!!!!!!!
CONNECTING TO BATTLE.NET
>SORRY, WE WERE UNABLE TO LOG YOU INTO BATTLE.NET
CONNECTING TO BATTLE.NET
>SORRY, WE WERE UNABLE TO LOG YOU INTO BATTLE.NET
CONNECTING TO BATTLE.NET
>SORRY, WE WERE UNABLE TO LOG YOU INTO BATTLE.NET
CONNECTING TO BATTLE.NET
>SORRY, WE WERE UNABLE TO LOG YOU INTO BATTLE.NET
CONNECTING TO BATTLE.NET
>SORRY, WE WERE UNABLE TO LOG YOU INTO BATTLE.NET
WHY BLIZZARD WHY
>>338659838
welp
>>338659858
holy shit got connected instantly! thanks!
>>338659559
>an unofficial countdown hits zero
u wot m8, blizzard themselves made the picture saying the game would release now
>Oh no 7 minutes lets all fucking kill ourselves
Why?
BIZZI DAI BOI
>>338659909I just wanted to believe they wouldn't fuck up this time.
>>338659960
ALREADY DOING IT!
>>338659909
I literally only stayed up to experience a blizzard launch firsthand
CAVALRY IS NOT HERE
I REPEAT CAVALRY IS NOT HERE
>>338660041
8 minutes now autismo
>>338659941
No idea about that soz
>>338660041
IVE HAD TO FUCKING WAIT WEEKS A:RREADY
G-guess I'll go to bed
>>338660047
nice email bro
>>338660047
signed you up for some transvestite porn and an australian airline company
FUCK WHERES MUMMY I WANT A BLOWEY JOEY NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
this is normal
this is how blizz launch always goes
>>338660047
I haven't gotten that tab am I fucked
>>338660047
nice email buddy
>ONE AYY EMM
>HAVE TO GET UP FOR UNI AT FIVE THIRTY
>DECIDED TO PLAY THROUGH THE NIGHT BECAUSE
>THIS HAPPENS
AGAIN AND AGAIN I'M FALLING FOR THE BLIZZKEK MEME, WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??????????????????????????????????????
>>338660047
>That email
hacked
>>338659909
>
still its wishful thinking. I was hoping I would be able to get a couple of games before I have to go to work, but I guess I won't
hopefully I'll get to play tonight.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
This is why they released half a day early, because it'll take that long to make your way through the queue
Someone give me a key ;_;
>>338660047
>Andrea
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
Sup guys.
Battleborn's working fine :)
>>338659987
>>338659998
>>338660047
You can launch Ovewatch directly you don't need battle.net
IM IN CAN'T TALK NOW BYE
reminder that battleborn is online and 3000 other people are literally having fun right now.
10/10 BLIZ
>Blizzard
FLIP THE FUCKING SWITCHES
GODDAMMIT
LOL BLIZZFAGS CAN'T EVEN PLAY THEIR GAME
MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE PICKED BATTLEBORN AND YOU COULD PLAY RIGHT NOW
>>338660104
DO IT HARDER!!!
OMFG WE HAVE TO GIVE IT ALL WE GOT
incompetent pieces of shit
>>338659460
ERROR
THIRTY
SEVEN
PS4 DOESN'T HAVE A QUEUE WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
>Autism: the thread
>There are people already in and they are at a higher level than you RIGHT NOW
>tfw the fucking globe rotates and makes a huge sound
BTFO
TFO
FO
O
ANDREAFONSO48 SAVE US
IM
FUCKING
IN
NERDS
CYA
MINUTE 10.
RATIONS ARE LOW.
CAN'T HOLD OUT MUCH LONGER
SEND HELP
>>338660236
>its blizz's fault im failing uni
jej
>>338660301
Reminder that even more people would rather wait on a game rather than play battleborn.
>>338660047
using moms overwatch acount top kekeekek
BLIZZ FUCKED IT UP AGAIN
>>338659858
can someone tell me what changing the pingtime actually does?
LET ME IN
REEEEEEEE
Could about a thousand of you guys quit the game so it lets me in first?
I'd really appeciate it
WHERE THE HELL DO I BUY THIS MEME GAME
>7 PM EST
SWEET
LITTLE
LIES
>>338660454
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAUUUUGGGGUAHAGUHHHHHHHHGAAAAAAAAAA
>>338660047
>andrea
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
MOOODS
MAKE A FUCKING STICKY BEFORE THIS KIDS FLOOD ALL THE FUCKING BOARD WITH DISNEY SHOOTER FROM BLIZZARD THREADS....
>>338660439
>playing on consoles
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>Beta with over 10 million players went fine
>this is doing a typical Blizzard launch
JUST
FIX IT BLIZZARD
FUCKING FIX IT
>>338660364
BATTLEBORN SHILL PLEASE GO
>>338660301
Randy wins again!
>>338660498
the post said literally
LITERALLY
nothing about him/her failing uni
>>338646646
I still remember that day
People were overhyped as fuck and then...
I ALREADY ATE ALL MY GAME RATIONS WHAT DO I DO
REPEAT
WHAT
DO
I
DO
>>338660267
1am here, it's way past noon now
BLIZZ YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!!
IT'S TIME
RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU
>TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
>TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
>TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
>TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
>TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
>TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
>TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
>TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
>TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
>TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
>TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
>TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
>TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
>TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
TFW POORFAGS DIDN'T SHELL OUT 60 BUCKS AND NOW ARE STUCK IN THE QUEUE
THE HYPE WAS TOO REAL
literally millions of people trying to shove their dick into one vagina hole at the same time
>>338659460
BLIZZARD
pls blizz
I just want to see the skins
THIS IS THE END... MY ONLY FRIEND THE END
hey /b/ros where is the porn at? thanks.
>>338660606
PLAY OF THE GAME
Guys I've had my game open since this morning (yurop time) so that's roughly 17 hours ago
I'm very early in the queue, if I don't get in, you newfags surely won't either. So I'll keep you posted about my queue status
IMCOMING METACRITIC RATE BOMBS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>338660539
sent ;)
>>338660637
PICK UP THE PHONE AND ORDER PIZZA HUT YOU FAGGOT
DELAYED TIL HIGH NOON
>DELAYED TIL HIGH NOON
DELAYED TIL HIGH NOON
>DELAYED TIL HIGH NOON
DELAYED TIL HIGH NOON
>DELAYED TIL HIGH NOON
DELAYED TIL HIGH NOON
>DELAYED TIL HIGH NOON
DELAYED TIL HIGH NOON
>DELAYED TIL HIGH NOON
DELAYED TIL HIGH NOON
>DELAYED TIL HIGH NOON
>>338660686
>beta client
ITS OVER BATTLEBORN WON
>>338660584
my dick
>>338660686
>beta 0.8.0.0
memes!
>>338660686
>softpedia
>beta
Nice try faglord
>>338660686
This is an old picture, it even says beta.
>>338660276
>>338660327
>>338660521
>>338660583
Andrea is a guy's name you fucking retards
ORIGINS EDITION ARE GETTING PRIORITY QUEUE
>ORIGINS EDITION ARE GETTING PRIORITY QUEUE
ORIGINS EDITION ARE GETTING PRIORITY QUEUE
>ORIGINS EDITION ARE GETTING PRIORITY QUEUE
WTF BLIZZ
>>338660491
Did you just wait for it to keep retrying or did you quit and retry a bunch?
fucking epik blizzard
>>338659460
I WANT
>>338660686
>beta
>watermark
Try harder
>>338660686
That image literally says beta
And it's not even a recent build
How do you know if youre in the queue?
hehe pals?
help?
>>338660740
See you tomorrow
BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRD
TWITTER IS BURNING TO THE GROUND
REDDIT IS BURNING TO THE GROUND
TUMBLR IS BURNING TO THE GROUND
BLIIZZZZAAAAARRRRDDDDDD
>>338660686
it says beta in the top left cutie pie.
You know my mail, now send me steam keys, its andre afonso btw bless you friends im off to rape your buts with my not main mei
IF THE SERVER DOESNT GO UP IN 2 MINUTES IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
>>338660827
ignore the americucks
'andrea' is a popular character in twd
she's also female.
>>338660454
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://youtu.be/zmI-hGthrwA
>>338660881
It says you position in the queue
>>338659765
>ults spammed left and right
No shit, nigger. That's what they're for.
NEW BREAD WHEREN!?!?
Overwatch?
More likeOverload
>>338660967
Sent ;)
I love how people act as though this is the end of the world. Short of paying for a ludicrously high amount of servers there's not really a way to avoid this at launch.
Also, why the battleborn comparisons? The games aren't even similar
>open beta runs better than retail
thanks for the money, fuckers
https://twitter.com/OverwatchFR/status/734883258182344704https://twitter.com/OverwatchFR/status/734883258182344704https://twitter.com/OverwatchFR/status/734883258182344704https://twitter.com/OverwatchFR/status/734883258182344704https://twitter.com/OverwatchFR/status/734883258182344704https://twitter.com/OverwatchFR/status/734883258182344704https://twitter.com/OverwatchFR/status/734883258182344704https://twitter.com/OverwatchFR/status/734883258182344704https://twitter.com/OverwatchFR/status/734883258182344704https://twitter.com/OverwatchFR/status/734883258182344704https://twitter.com/OverwatchFR/status/734883258182344704
>>338660891
post yfw you are still not anthony burch
>>338660047
olá andré afonso
>>338660827
wat
>There are over 200K people on twitch right now watching Overwatch and all of them are the guys trying to connect
Holy shit
>>338661021
CARLOS
>>338660973
s t r e a m it and blame blizzard on twitch
look at all you cucks lol
>>338661021
CARLOS YOU FUCK
QUIT POSTING FUCKING MEMES AND LAUNCH THE FUCKING GAME BLIZZARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>338660827
It's Andre Afonso, faggot
t. Alberto Barbosa (brazilian male)
>>338661104
YES
Why even lie and say the game comes out at X time if you know there servers won't be up?
>>338660848
No I just had the game sit on retry since 10 mins prior to launch, i'm waiting for my mate to get in before I play my first game, but if he doesn't join in 5 mins i'm going into solo
>game server connection failed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
REFUND THIS SHIT
FLOP OF THE CENTURY
FLOP OF THE CENTURY
FLOP OF THE CENTURY
FLOP OF THE CENTURY
FLOP OF THE CENTURY
FLOP OF THE CENTURY
FLOP OF THE CENTURY
>>338661054
JE SUIS MONTE
>>338661054
>We apologize for the delay, please be patient with us for a few more minutes
>>338661104
me in the middle
fuck it i'm out
>>338654235
IM ABOUT TO FUCKI-
>>338659460
I just want to play
I JUST WANT TO PLAY
POST WHAT YOU'RE DOING WHILE OVERWATCH SHITS ITSELF
WATCHAN JOKER GAME
DRINKAN REDD'S
MINUTE 16. MORAL IS LOW. NEED REINFORCEMENTS. ITS GETTING DARK.
S.O.S. ANYBODY, HELP.
>>338661085
olá tino
PLS send STEAM KEYS TO ANDREAFONSO48 @HOTMAIL.com URGENT
BLIIIIIIIIIIIZZZAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRD
>>338660905
Same problem. No idea
>>338661242
>that one guy starting a hearthstone match
Seriously... what did you guys expect?!
>>338661374
having fun reading the comments on 4chan and listening to >>338661246
>>338661374
>REDD's
WOW THAT'Ssome great taste, anon.
>>338661374
SHITPOSTING ON SLASH VEEEEEEEE
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT KEYSHOP GONNA ROLL ME
>>338661413
memeinforcements dispatched
just light a fire nigga
>>338661054
>https://twitter.com/OverwatchFR/status/734883258182344704
Translation : "Please be patient, we're working on it!"
>doubleclick "Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son.mp3"
>"it ain't me" starts playing
What's your soundtrack for the night?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQqHzPzQsMg
>>338660891
If someone starting eating her out I might just find this erotic to get a good fap in.
>>338661471
Holy shit
Thats a lot of desperate people that want nerd money
>beta servers were fine even though everyone could play the game
>somehow the same servers are having trouble when only people who bought the game can play
How?
I AM IN
NOT TROLLING
ITS WORKING
OPEN OVERWATCH AND TAKE A SHIT
IT WORKS
>>338660558
in hell.
>BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY NO WORKING SERVERS
PATHETIC
IM IN HAHAHAHA SEE YOU FUCKERS
IM IN
I am INNNNN
IM IN NIGGERS
IM IN
[email protected] REQUESTING BACKUP, SENT ME AN EMAIL IF YOU WANT TO GROUP UP. I CAN ERP IF YOU WANT.
>>338661021
kek
l'm in queue but it's not looking that good
US east btw
>WE ARE GETTING IN!
I AM IN
I'm in no joke
>wanted to play 30 mins at least before going to bed so I could play more in the morning and move straight onto Total War Warhammer afterwards
Fuck this, I'm going to sleep.
ENTERING GAME
YES I'M IN GAME IS LOADING
>>338661021
kek
IM IN BROS
I'm in.
>ENTERING GAME
AIKOAO;IDFAO;IASIOPFDJAO;SDIGNAOP;EIGNAOP;ISDFGHJAOPSIDFJAOPISJFASF
IM
INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
IM IN MOTHERFUCKERS
IM IN!!!!
Eat it fagoots
>Entering game
ENTERING GAME
>>338661598
I'M GOING IN
it begins
IM IN
ITS UP HOLY SHIT IM QUEING IN GAME FUCK YEA
>ENTERING GAME
>ENTERING GAME
>ENTERING GAME
>ENTERING GAME
>ENTERING GAME
>ENTERING GAME
>lost connection to game server
I JUST HEAR THE THEMEE HAHAHAA
I AM IN FOR REEL
FUCK YOU GUYS I'M IN NOW AHAHA
AAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I MADE IT BOYZ
>>338661447
és zuca ou pt?
I'M IN
>>338646525
im innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
WE INM BOYS!
WHO ELSE /IN/ HERE?
IM IN HOLY SHIT
GET FUCKED
I'M IN FOR REAL NIGGAS
FUCKING IN LETS GO
IN GAME
OH FUCK
IM IN
BUT GREENMAN SHITCUNTS HAVEN'T GIVEN ME MY MOTHERFUCKING KEY
I SWEAR TO UNHOLY CHIRST FUCK WHERE IS MY MOTHERFUCKING KEY AAAAAAAAAAAAH
ITS FUCKING UPPPP
I'M IN YOU LOSERS
G-GUYS
I MADE IT, I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU
Im, in, c ya later
IM FUCKING IN LOSERS PEACE OUT
>EVERYONE GOT IN AT ONCE
YFW BLIZZARD DID IT
I'm in negros
>>338661575
everyone trying to join at once fucktard
I"M INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
SEE YOU IN VALHALLA LADS
***********************IM FUCKING IN NIGGERS*********************
>YOU HEAR THE HORNS PLAY
>GET IN
>LOST CONNECTION
BLIIIZZZZZAAAARRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
HAPPENING
I"M IN NIGGER
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LETS FUCKING DO THIS SHIT WATCHPOINT GIBRALTAR INB4 FOUR BASTIONS FUCK
>top post on r/all is overwatch
this game is gonna be huge
FUCKING MICROTRANSACTIONS FOR BOXES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>338661967
>GET IN
>LOST CONNECTION
>
>BLIIIZZZZZAAAARRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
POO IN LOO INTERNET
FIRST HERO YOU GONNA SEE IN MENU IS YOUR SEX SLAVE NOW
>>338661993
Diva was built for intercourse
>>338662143
widowmaker
>FINALLY GET IN A GAME
>LOSE CONNECTION 1 MINUTE LATER
BLIZZARD IS FUCKING NIGGERS
WHY DID THEY CHANGE THE ANUBIS INTRO MUSIC REEEEEEEEE
>>338662143
>Bastion
Could be worse i guess
>>338662143
Roadhog
>>338662143
I'm ok with this.
>>338662457
[Spoiler]Tracer über alles![/Spoiler]
NO COMPETATIVE NO COMPETATIVE?
first game and g et Play of t he game with Tracer
i guess it started
>>338662653
they said weeks ago that they decided to overhaul competitive and it won't be available until a few weeks after launch
I got disconnected right at the end when we were getting rushed
sry guys