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I heard that Overwatch is being released by timezones. When will it be available in EST?
NYC servers go up at 7pm I believe my friendo
It's available for everyone at the same time.
>>338622617
excellent
i just heard that germany shouldnt have access to their games anymore
>>338622713
because they're nazi criminal scum?
When does it realse in central European time?
>>338622805
the opposite actually
>>338622578
So which platform is going to have the most players?
>>338622578
for the one who dont know what timeis in his zone
http://onlywat.ch/
>>338623026
pc
are you joking
never
>tfw bought it of cdkeys so got no thanking msg from Tracie
FeelsSadFrog
>>338623026
PC will probably have more than PS4+Xbone combined, be the home of the competitive scene, get updates earlier and in general be a better experience.
>>338623026
PC > PS4 > XONE
>>338623026
obviously not xbox but got it on there anyway since most of my friends are on there
>>338623026
is this really a question?
PC was always the go to for blizzard
console diablo 3 still dosent have seasonal and they barley have a console presence
>>338622578
7pm EST today (6 hours from now)
>>338622676
lol europoors get it tomorrow. sucks to be you.
>>338623529
>American education at work
>>338623608
>00:00
>not the 24th
Obviously the migrants have degenerated the European mind even more than we feared.
>>338623608
>European education
>>338623739
>He doesn't understand timezones
Everyone gets it at the same time m8
>>338623608
>European b8 detection at work
>>338624084
Guys he was only pretending to be an idiot! He got us good!
>>338624084
yuros literally cannot resist a chance to be smug, even when it outs them as a retard
>paying $60 for team fortress 2 blizzard edition featuring extra expense
>>338623026
PC but I'm getting it for PS4 as well. Got to play it with friends on all platforms of course
>>338623992
keep telling yourself that. maybe the migrant dick will taste better.
>>338624713
Isn't it being released at 4:00pm PDT worldwide?
>>338624459
But I paid $40.
Have blizzard ever mention if there will be more characters in the future?
I just bought it.
Did I fuck up?
>>338623992
4pm PDT on the 23rd is on the 24th for everything across the yellow line, are you stupid? Is this an epic trole?
>>338622578
>I impulsed bought this because of my brother
At least I know what to expect
Came with a guest pass for Starcraft 2 wings,WoW , free hero on storm and some heartstone cards
>>338625035
u fell for the meme
>tfw probably some unknown anon died in his sleep this morning and will never get to play overwatch
Oh well. For the rest of us, WHO HYPE AS FUCK
>>338624918
Oh I'm sorry what I meant to say is
>paying for team fortress 2 blizzard edition
>tfw can't currently afford to buy it.
Fuck my life.
>>338624965
yes there will be. no weapon mods, just new heroes
>>338625058
so glad I got the physical version. Centerfold is fucking baller
>>338625204
If I could play vanilla tf 2 for $40 again I would buy it twice
But overwatch is barely anything like tf2 and only similarity is the game modes
so is there anything added from the beta version?
>>338623026
ur mum
>>338623026
PC. I'm renting it for the PS4 though. I don't want to give Blizzcuck my money and I doubt I'll play it for more than a week anyway.
Just preordered it, I fell for the marketing, end me.
>>338625327
Modes and maps i believe.
>>338625327
cash shop
>>338625327
Any balance changes annpunced?
It releases 1AM in my country.
>stay up all night to see the disaster of server crashes and blizzard HQ and /v/ being on fire
>stay up all night to play the game ASAP for 2-3 hours
>go to sleep early to play it tomorrow all day
decisions decisions
>>338625287
Yeah the poster ain't so bad neither
shame about the cheap Winston fig but I didn't expect much in the first place
>>338623608
>all those buttmad amerifat (you)s
>>338625373
same. straight scammed
>>338625191
You still have to survive for 5 more hours, mate.
A jet engine could fall on you any minute now.
Don't claim victory just yet.
Thing is if Overwatch is just a TF2 clone then why did I always completely hate TF2 but really enjoy Overwatch?
>>338624153
well it worked and you replied, so i guess he did get you good
>>338625710
>pre-order offer ON THE POSTER
What were they thinking?
>>338625641
>blizzard fixes servers in one day
keep dreaming
>>338625641
I kind of want to see the servers fuck up. I'm logging in right at 7
>>338625771
>TF2 clone
Not really.
>>338623026
PC version has more players because there's a standard version for those who don't want to shill and extra 20 dollars for costumes.
>>338623026
>these replies
You knew what you were doing
>>338625858
That's what I'm saying.
Less than 6 hours until the death of Battleborn. Pay your respects.
F
>>338625641
Did the servers crash during the last open beta? I don't see anything like that happening when the player count will be reduced by the P2P barrier.
>>338625858
Do you just not read posts you reply to or something?
>>338625981
I see. People are just parroting shitty memes, they haven't played either game. The games are similar, no doubt. But to say Overwatch is TF2 clone is just sheer ignorance.
>>338626082
I'm tired okay??
Anybody else maining pharrah?
>>338626035
Ohhh, That one died when they decided to poke the beast... Should not have done that shit.
>>338626152
really want to get into her. tried during the open beta but sucked shit.
maybe it'll be better once the game launches.
>>338626152
I'm not going to main anyone
>>338626152
I am.
Do rockets (and other projectiles) loose damage as they get further away (as was in TF2)?
Stupid timezone bullshit. Rewarding the west coast and punishing the east. Just open the servers already.
There were definitely more players in the open beta than there will be at launch, so I dont think the servers will be a problem tonight.
>>338626247
There's so many games with rocket launchers. That's why I like her...no learning curve
>>338622578
Holy fuck....check out TF2 right now. Literally fucking dead.
>>338626276
Just further proof that the west coast is the best coast
>>338626272
Pretty sure the only thing dictating rocket damage is the target's closeness to the blast.
>>338622578
8pm
>>338626491
But it's 100% for a direct hit at any distance?
>>338626432
>tfw grow up as a poorfag in a 3rd world country and didn't get to experience all those rocket launcher-centric shooters
from scratch I guess
Does anyone know if they changed/nerfed/buffed some characters for the full game or is everyone still exactly as they are from the beta?
>>338626276
Is this timezone thing a running joke that I missed out on?
>>338626572
Yeah m8
>>338625710
>>338625287
step it upi fucking hate posters, ever since i got a wallscroll of Super Metroid and MGS5 GZ i never want to see a poster in my life again
>>338625834
yea best thing about WoW is being the on launch day. just hundreds of nerds unable to play standing infront of the fucking draenor portal was hillarious.
>>338626057
no but that was also not everyone at once, they had that 2 day earlier thing for preorders.
>>338626572
yes
H-how many hours until release?
>>338626753
Eh. I can't be arsed with the Soldier 76 statue. Why couldn't they have done one for Widow or Tracer? Why choose to do a statue of the most boring, generic character in the game?
>>338627041
http://onlywat.ch/
>http://onlywat.ch/
http://onlywat.ch/
>http://onlywat.ch/
Any Britbongs staying up to play?
>>338627041
http://onlywat.ch/
>>338627078
tracer already got a seperate 150$ statue
should have been Reinhardt
but considering the story and role of Soldier 76... it kinda makes sense, good thing i fucking love the guy.
>>338627182
its 5 you retard
>>338623026
PC, since thats where the professional scene will be, games like this are kept alive by pros and tournaments, its not even out yet and teams like cloud9, liquid etc already have OW divisions.
>Open battlenet
>Overwatch has an update
>Holy fuck I might get to play it before work
>connection failed
>connection failed
>connection failed
AAAAAHHHHH
>>338627463
Are you actually retarded? Servers don't come up for another 5 hours.
>>338627078
If you're telling me you wouldn't wear that fly ass jacket 76 wears you should get out of my face.
>>338627547
I haven't been paying attention to what time it would release at all, just knew it was out today
I woke up and saw the update
>>338623026
Judging by the entirely biased MMO champ poll, massive majority on PC.
Is there or will there ever be a ladder?
>>338624459
Hey Randy, got anymore epik maymays planned for Battleborn?
>>338627923
yea there is ranked play that unlocks when you reach level 25.
it will probably be pure cancer of people telling you what to do, but yes there is a ranking system.
>>338625058
I had the chance to get the origins edition for 40 bucks so I took it. It would be a lie to say those extra 5 bucks over the basic version wasn't going to D3 wings. Those look sweet as all hell, especially on my Crusader and Monk.
>>338628003
excellent
>>338626753
upload soundtrack already, nerd
>>338628252
>put in CD
>drive is broke
sorry folks, can't do.
>>338622676
As a Canada fag in BC I get it at 3.00pm May 23rd. A small victory for me.
>>338628409
Bummer. I'm more exited about that disc than the game itself.
>>338628003
>that one 18-year-old college student who hasn't become quite brave enough to use a mic
>combats the urge because things are getting desperate
>speaks up; voice cracks horribly
>starts yelling to compensate
>practically starts crying because you're 0-2
>lose final round
>he disconnects before commendation screen pops up
>>338628625
yea i'm dissappointed too.
have to go into my case and fix the cables some day
>that dorado music
>that Ilios music
love those funky tunes at the loading screens.
>>338628409
then find a fucking pc that works.
jesus fucking christ
GET HOYYYYP
>>338628776
People need to accept they are going to lose, a lot, especially in ranked. ESPECIALLY without a premade team.
>>338625204
blizzard games > valve games
Sure Blizzard has raped their own IPs into the ground, but when they were new they were probably one of the best gaming experiences you could have.
>>338628908
i wouldn't know how to rip the songs anyways.
sorry.
>>338629030
You're joking, right? Is this bait? Holy shit.
>Release at 2AM for me
>have to get up to work at 5:45am
why even bother living
>>338629151
never done it, i expect some kind of protection from just copying the files over...
but i just never had to rip a CD.
>>338628902
I wonder if one of those is the Dragons cinematic music? That was amazing.
>>338625723
>>338625373
Cancel your pre orders then you retards
>>338629152
>actually wanting to play at release when the servers will be shit, matchmaking will be shit, and players will be shit
game releases at midnight for me but i'm happy to wait until i get home the next day.
>>338629437
I just wanted to get hype with /v/....
ITS OUT
http://store.steampowered.com/app/440/
ITS OUT
http://store.steampowered.com/app/440/
ITS OUT
http://store.steampowered.com/app/440/
>>338629519
lmao
UTC 0:00
all you fags will drop it in a week
>>338629437
The servers worked flawlessly during the open beta with it's nearly 10 million participants, I'm pretty sure they'll be just fine with significantly less people playing because of the pay wall.
The matchmaking will be shit for weeks until everyone has had their chance to play enough to get settled into their rankings.
The players will ALWAYS be shit.
>winston gamestop figure is basically McDonald's toy tier
Ah well, fully expected it. At least it's relatively the same size so it doesn't look out of place next to my other stuff
>>338629868
Got any other figures?
>>338629868
hey you should cum on that
>>338623529
We're just ahead of you in time, as always.
>Need a cd drive to install the game
>you can't put the cd key on battlenet
What the fuck blizzard
>>338629868
Best Buy plate master race
>>338625242
It's 40 dollars anon. That's 2 hours of work at an average job. Quit buying crack.
>>338623529
AHAHAHAHA
this made me laugh so long
>never heard of timezones
>>338628003
Ranked mode will not be available on release. They said that the system they had in beta was bad and they didn't have enough time to do something else.
>>338623026
(you)
>>338630297
The game is not worth it though.
>>338622578
Midnight GMT. It's not hard to figure out if you know your timezone's offset from GMT
holy shit americans sure are fucking retarded
>>338630297
>2 hours work at an average job
but the minimum wage is 7.50 here.
>>338630310
>>338630494
typical europoors can't lighthearted bantz nor get jokes
one of the perks of being american, getting games 1 day earlier than youropoors
>>338630460
But wasting time on /v/ talking about the game is?
What are your standards for objective use of time and money?
Why are you in this thread, why pay for internet only to spend it on /v/?
>>338630552
>be murifat
>get shot
>All these buttmad eurofags
>>338630297
20 bucks an hour is way above average here, especially for anyone posting on a monday.
>>338623608
>European education
>>338630687
>implying I go outside
>>338630552
what? how are those traits typical of Europeans? Isn't 'European' a sort of broad spectrum of peoples? Did you just that up? Are you talking out your ass?
>>338630782
>it's okay when euros generalize americans!
calm down there sperg
>>338630606
One of the perks of being European, getting days 1 day earlier than people who insist we're poor while their 1% is the only thing keeping their average up.
What would fucking Widowmaker feel like?
>>338623026
Are there any platform-specific numbers for the beta?
>>338630848
The only cultural diversity in the US is between whites, latinos, and blacks.. maybe rednecks.
>>338630707
>mfw I'm not a wageslave so I can still play it soon
Fuck off Euros
I wish an Asteroid would just obliterate the earth. You eurocucks would be obliterated instantly while I'll still at least have a good ~5 hours to enjoy my final hours.
>>338631259
having a huge cock in ur ass
>>338631259
Lukewarm.
>>338631394
Because you have your own atmosphere or what?
>>338631336
I literally do not care about your petty old worlder autismo meltdowns. Only a euro like you would get so buttmad from simple bantz that you'd started talking about ethnic groups in a continent that gives no fucks about you. Please stop replying to me, thanks and god bless.
>>338628439
No you don't. BC is on Pacific with a few areas in Mountain. You get it at 4:00 PM, like the rest of the West Coast.
>>338631540
>Asteroid slams into Great Britain at 7:35 pm
>be me
>oh shit Europe was destroyed at 7:35
>look at clock
>2:35 pm
>Okay I got 5 hours to live until I'm obliterated. better make the most of it
>>338631394
>be american
>apocalypse
>get shot
>>338631586
These are "bantz" dude, and you're the one that can't take them. I'll leave you to your safe space now.
>>338630138
It wouldn't surprise me if he has a jar filled with cum that he dips the figures into and licks them clean.
>>338631752
Clever. What if you're in Asia?
>>338630740
I watched my neighbors house get stormed by police because he went on joyrides shooting at random peoples houses. Being locked inside won't save you from the idiocy that is city education.
>>338631353
The best of feels fellow NEET!
>>338623194
doubt it, battlefield, division, battlefront all had less players compared to console combined
>>338630286
I didn't even know it came with it until I got it today, I'm putting it on ebay zozzle
>>338623529
>>338623739
>>338624713
>>338623927
>>338624084
>>338630735
>>338631586
>>338630552
>amerimutt education
http://fortune.com/2015/03/10/american-millennials-are-among-the-worlds-least-skilled/
Kek, literally China of western world. Small elite ruling over hordes of untermensch.
>>338631978
wonderful
Is it up at seven for just preorders or everyone?
>>338631394
>inferiority complex
Looks like the burgers are getting upset. I would be too if I was a beaner/nigger hybrid.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-06-25/american-babies-are-no-longer-mostly-non-hispanic-white
>>338632250
What's funny is best buy was $38 for the origins pc, now I get to sell this plate and make another 15 to jew myself, damn what a deal
OMG DAE LE OVERMEME?
MAN I CANT WAIT TO PLAY THIS FOR TWO WEEKS AND THEN DROP IT
>>338632431
Everyone.
>>338631148
>HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A MEDIAN IS
this is european education at work
>>338631394
The rest of the world hates you so fucking much that the asteroid would change trajectory just by an international power of suggestion
Is there a shitty level up system like CoD or is everyone on an even playing field like TF2?
>>338622676
>1:00 AM
What a great time for a release. It's not like half the population here has to work or go to school and is sleeping at that time.
>>338623927
>American Education
>>338632823
If the rest of the world would stop eating dirt and jamming bones in their nostrils for five fucking seconds and followed our progress, there would be no reason to get so salty.
>>338633012
I don't know anything about CoD but everything balances out like rock paper scissors...there's no acquiring things that make you better
>>338622578
Who cares. That game was made for degenerate losers and kids.
Lets take it easy guys. You know there are going to be log in issues and the game is going to be pretty much unplayable for next 24 hourse after release. The launch is going to be pretty big. its inevitable.
>>338623529
Stop making us seem stupid. That isn't how time zones work.
>>338632785
I diggedy do, how does this change anything? Your poor are poor, your middle class is poor, your rich make it look like your incomes are high.
We have a single homeless guy in my city, and he's homeless on principle.
>>338622676
I hate that i work today 4pm-12am PDT
>Be Blizzard
>Create a shallow casual shooter from the ruins of Titan.
>Overhype it with an enormous marketing campaign and shiny cinematics.
>Watch the millions pour in
>Ignore all the complaints afterward as the game is actually shallow as fuck and start sucking after a few days.
>Ignore the servers emptying themselves. Just shrink the OW team and start working on the next game
>Rinse and repeat.
>mfw
Everybody get in here
>>338633467
>Played it a few days during open beta. Bought it after because I was having fun.
Hype is before you've played it, precious.
>>338632224
>tfw work for a living but have mondays and tuesdays off so can vidya games
its good and bad
>>338633412
that's directly against how a median works anon. it wouldn't matter how rich those rich people are, or if they all only made 20 dollars more than the median. our median income relative to purchasing power is much higher than europe's, meaning people here have a higher financial quality of life across the board.
>>338629518
I'll give you that, the hype on /v/ will be fun to be around. But not worth being exhausted at work for me sadly.
>>338633542
url
>>338633542
link
>>338633542
Post the link
>>338622578
releases at 11pm tonight. fuckin' ay
>>338622578
Most overrated shit ever
>le bantz m8 cant handle da bantz!!!
>take american bait instantly without question every single time
>>338634046
Poorfag lol
>>338633768
>meaning people here have a higher financial quality of life across the board.
Except that's not true. Unless you compare to former soviet countries.
>>338625287
Are there separate keys for the various digital rewards, or is it all tied to one key?
AMAZON PRIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>338633834
>>338633987
>>338633989
Chinese Moot thinks the link is spam
Theres a link on their twitter page
>>338634245
>log into battle.net
>press buy overwatch
no key if you dont use g2a like a dip
>>338634348
I don't understand what you mean. Does the physical edition not come with a key(s)?
>>338634327
Gamers club unlocked
$5 for 2 years when they have it on sale
Got the game for $48 and it came with a $10 gift card
>>338631926
>americans think they can into banter
Do you want to speak to the manager now, or later?
>>338634479
>physical in 2016 LUL
>>338634336
I never used this social media crap, how can I find their page? It wants me to register when I visit twitter.
>>338623608
>>338623992
>>338632296
Listen yuro, its ok to be retarded. Its ok that you didn't catch his incredibly obvious joke. You see, by the time its 7EDT/4PDT in the US, it will be 12BST in London and beyond and *technically* be the 24th. So he says "lol europoors get it tomorrow. sucks to be you." to be funny, haha, lmao, lol, kek. It was just a joke, a funny, a lughy, a goof, a gab, a prank. But instead of jumping to the conclusion that your education system is to blame for your stupidity like you have done, I will resolve that you are just a cynical cunt with no sense of humor.
>>338634610
And a fucking License Plate.
I have no clue what to do with mine.
I'll probably just hang it on the door.
>>338634236
actually, unless you include your economic powerhouse scandanavian countries (which refuse to participate in the eu and treat poverty like its ww3) the us looks great
>hyped as fuck
>can't play till a week later
Godamnit
>53 CAD
Not sure if I should get
>>338634621
just look at this thread
american dominance knows no end
>>338634706
Google "overwatch twitter", easiest.
>>338634706
>google.com
>'overwatch twitter'
>click on link
>people buying physical copies
really?
>>338623026
PS4 will probably have more players at first but it'll sizzle down to almost nothing soon because shooters on consoles lol
>>338634968
What about shooters on consoles? I understand it's not the best way to play but your statement is dumb considering every version of CoD and Battlefield still has players
>>338634610
I literally fucking have that. But I assumed fucking PRIME would give me same-day fucking shipping. I just saw on the order page 13 minutes ago that I could have offered and got same-day fucking shipping. So why the fuck am I being cucked for a whole fucking day and a half??
>>338634245
The Origins edition rewards are bundled in 1 key. Tracer in HOTS, Diablo 3 wings, Hearthstone card backs, etc all tied to the one key.
You do however get additional seperate codes for:
Widowmaker Noire skin
Free Jaina hero for HOTS
1 Classic Card booster pack for Hearthstone
Starcraft 2 Trial
World of Warcraft Trial
>>338622578
From this post it has 03:45:00 left to launch.
>>338634046
Pretty sure we're talking about OVerwatch, not FFVII.
>>338634913
>liking to have physical things
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Did I do it right? Us channers, man... Us channers.
>>338634780
Well, that's where I live, so of course I'm including them.
Now that we're having a super serial conversation anyway, I'd like to know what's happening with all that money. Because the standards of living in the US are pretty trash regardless.
Let me grab a quality of life index for reference.
>>338635079
i'm not that guy, but imo the cod and battlefield franchises are really firmly entrenched on consoles, and in general it seems shooters are really strong on console even if using a controller isn't the most optimal way to play. people who aren't really passionate about overwatch or put off by it will move on to one of the other bazillion shooters available to them. pc communities seem a bit more resilient.
I can't wait to scrub it up as tracer
https://youtu.be/O8uNaxZSZyA
>>338635467
our country is really big landwise, so municipal and state governments run huge swathes of people's daily lives while the national government is paralyzed by inaction. what this means is a state legislature, infamous for being super corrupt and gerrymandered, runs schools, services for the poor, gets a big percentage of your taxes, and lots of other stuff. i'm not sure how europe works across the board, but when i was there for a couple months the national government seemed more active and the territorial governments were less apt to shit all over everyone arbitrarily.
Stole this stand thing from Gamestop while leaving the store with my copy of overwatch (huge line, guys were frantic as shit trying to get everyone out, not paying attention to anything else)
It's got some sort of collectable post cards or something. How'd I do?
>>338635773
Are you african american
why is this generic fps hyped?
Does blizzard ever put their games on sale?
>>338635845
No he is a nigger
>4PM
So this pretty much confirms West Coast is in fact best coast
>>338635773
Are you for real
>>338635773
you know they have cctv, right?
So how many dicks have you guys sucked?
>>338636268
just 2
>>338636298
same
>>338628439
It's 4:00 PM here man. I think Alaska gets it at 3:00 PM.
Bark bark, I'm a shark.
>>338636268
Just one and it was a girls.
FUCK
I PLANNED ON PLAYING EXANIMA TONIGHT WHILE I WAIT FOR OVERWATCH BUT I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS COMING OUT SO EARLY
SHIT
SHOULD I JUST WAIT FOR ALL THE CHILDREN TO GO TO BED BEFORE I PLAY?
>>338636268
All of them.
>>338635749
That's a size thing I assume. Smaller countries are more dynamic, issues are more easily addressed, corruption is harder to hide, etc.
I've spent time in many European countries, and in the US as well, both east and west. I can't explain it entirely, but something is definitely stopping your taxes from being used to better your living environment.
Medical care is not bad, but extremely expensive. Education is both expensive and lacking. Infrastructure and homes are low quality. Ghetto's barely exist in Western Europe, so those were a bit of a culture shock.
>>338631336
>i've never been to america
didn't think so
>>338636471
no, you fuck em first
>>338631353
>mfw I'm a wageslave playing overwatch
>>338636454
I want to see what Roadhogg actually looks like. I think he's he only characters who has never been seen without a mask.
>>338636587
Several times. The difference between a Californian and a New Yorker is about as big as the difference between the north and south of any given European country.
>>338623529
Nevermind we don't want you inbred shits to throw another hissy fit when there is a worldwide release at the same time.
Gotta protect the special needs kids.
>>338636703
He probably looks like Jason Voorhees without his mask.
Australia in the Overwatch universe is basically Mad Max.
>>338635773
congratulations, you stole a piece of cardboard with other pieces of cardboard attached to it
>>338625204
fuck you Char, you're always getting your ass kicked anyways.
>>338636810
GoGo is for _______
>>338633768
>have to pay for medical services out of their own pocket
>have to pay for their kids education
>have to work 60hrs a week for it
Yeah, a real fucking paradise.
>>338632296
That's what you get when you hand-hold an entire fucking generation
>>338636703
Blizzard needs to tell us about Roadhog. Specifically, why he wears the mask and why so much loyalty for a hired gun?
>>338632296
Bwahahaha, go fucking figure.
No surprises here.
>>338623529
That'll give me time to renew my television license. I had to jump out of my window and hide with Mohammed next door to escape the telly police today.
>7870 died yesterday
>All the new GPU drama going on has me confused on what card to buy
>New cards apparently coming out in a week
>No information about any of them
I hope my motherboards onboard can handle Overwatch.
>OW releases at 7PM for me today
>I go to work at 9PM
>>338636615
>ruin their first chance to have any fun so theyll never play again
perfect plan anon, i think ill do just that. excited to meme on the newbies with Bastion and based Tracer
>>338634710
>tfw all yuropoors suddenly stop posting.
>>338629276
Ripping a CD isn't hard, literally no music CD has protection when it comes to ripping because that is how most people get it on their computer.
It is 100% safe man.
>>338635773
That's probably some kid's school project you stole, not cool dude, they probably spent hours using a glue stick to keep it on the board.
>>338637156
oh, I thought we were talking about actual real children, not child gamers
>>338636530
our urban areas definitely suck dick. europe has plenty of poor people but their ability to cater to and mitigate their shitty lives is way more effective.
education is a direct product of state and municipal governments. i grew up in iowa, and our education is tippity top although it has slipped a bit in recent years because we elected a literal vegetable as our governor. conversely, states like mississippi and florida have worse public education than significant swathes of mexico. if your state government is corrupt, you have a way worse quality of life.
this goes for healthcare too. in my home state, our governor pretty thoroughly neutered obamacare because fuck it, yolo i guess. through some serious chicanery he was able to debase the "public option" corporation that had taken on a bunch of uninsured people, forcing it to go bankrupt. that lead to tons of people getting totally fucked when it came to healthcare.
in general the us needs a more educated electorate if they want to get anywhere. we have an awful lot of money but nobody seems to be putting it where it belongs, which is incredibly frustrating.
What about PSN copies? Will they download and be unlocked when servers go up or tomorrow when psn updates?
GODDAMN FUCKING HELL, TIME IS GOING BY TOO SLOWLY!
>>338636779
>californian
>new yorker
>similar in any way
alright, say no more, you've already proved your ignorance.
>tfw the only person who plays vidya on the west coast
>game unlocks at 4pm
My body is ready
>>338637241
>implying child gamers aren't real people
youre such a smart man, anon
>>338637141
It's a blizz game, I wouldn't worry
>>338637096
What the fuck you need a license for television?
>>338632296
>/american-millennials-are-among-the-worlds-least-skilled/
It's nice to have official confirmation.
>>338633025
i think its because they dont want people to rush in at the same time
>>338637316
I think you might be retarded anon
>>338637374
child gamers arent sexy enough
>>338636471
yes.
>>338637309
Fucking this.
I got off work, ate Chik-Fil-A, went to get a job application, installed the fucking game already, and its barely 1 pm.
Hurry the fuck up already.
>>338637427
DUDE
>>338635773
promotional cardboard displays don't really go for much
>>338637427
WHOA, you sure got me yurop
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Just opened up my box copy, it came with codes for Jaina in HotS, a card pack in Hearthstone, and guest passes for SC2 and WoW.
Also it came with a Blizzard notepad. Strange addition but really cool.
>>338637530
I'm your boss anon, i knew you were jumping ship. You're fired you traitorous fuck
>>338633025
>waaaaaaah I can't play a game they're releasing eight hours early at a convenient time
>>338630297
>$20 an hour
You one of those australian shitposters? I thought your kind went extinct
I'm worried about how long the content will last
after a couple of hours you would have seen everything
>>338637907
There's so many combinations of heroes and different objectives and I literally only played two heroes so far.
>>338637907
Sounds almost exactly like TF2 and every Moba on the market
>>338637141
Buy a used 780ti or something like that. You get a beast of a card without investing much. Win win.
>>338637907
People play in de_dust for fucking years, content itself is not an issue
>>338637907
league of legends has only one map and game mode that people play, but people really get addicted to that game. i have no idea how that works
We just had a long weekend here in Canada and have today off.
How suspicious would it be for me to claim I'm sick so I don't go into work tomorrow?
>>338623529
This has to be a joke
>>338637252
>we have an awful lot of money but nobody seems to be putting it where it belongs, which is incredibly frustrating.
Yeah, this was basically my point.
And I think the main reason for that is the US' massive size making it hard to organize.
Education should be your top priority, because the poorly educated south and their religious fundamentalism is definitely dragging behind you like a boat anchor.
>>338637907
Exactly like every other popular online game right now
>>338625367
>Rent an online game
How the fuck does this work?
>>338637907
>after a couple of hours you would have seen everything
It needs Ranked. Gitting Gud and playing with fellow tryhards is where the real fun in these games comes from
>>338635876
Because there is literally nothing else to play. You really surprised?
>>338637778
No sir pls I need 2 jobs to survive the summer.
>>338638180
I hope you haven't been gushing about Overwatch to your co-workers Anon.
If you have you might be fucked.
>>338625710
To be perfectly honest, I don't think you can do any worse with figures than what Battleborn did with their own.
>tfw get the game in 3 hours on xbun
>>338637309
Just freeze yourself for a few hours.
>>338635159
Thanks a bunch for answering, I've been wondering if I'd be able to get any of the skins separately.
>>338637316
Quite similar. Take a trip to Europe some time. Start north, head south. If you think Cali's and Yorkers are different, your head will explode. I'd tell you to go East for an even larger contrast, but nobody wants to go there.
>>338638413
I want to sniff that little girls butthole
>>338635876
Well it's not because it's fun, that's for sure. It's clearly the work of the jewish space lizard consortium.
Do you guys know how well it runs on toasters/laptops? I was too retarded to try it on launch and I don't want to let my team down with lag on my end.
>>338630297
>20 dollars a hour
>Average
Minimum and its raises are half that in most states.
>>338638856
its a fucking blizzard game, they make their games for the most casual of casuals
>>338638607
I'm not debating the diversity of Europe man, but you thinking New York and California are similar is hilarious.
>>338638637
Why did you have to make it weird.
>>338638869
>Dropping out of highscoool
I'm so sorry.
>tfw wanna play overwatch with friends
>tfw have no friends
k-kill me
>>338638856
You can get a refund if it doesn't work, that's actually a legitimate reason
>>338638168
League has 131 characters as of now, so there's a lot of different possible combinations
That said, most people usually play by a really strict meta-game consisting of maybe 30-40 champions at most.
Even LoL gets boring after 300+ hours
>>338622676
>may 23 and 24
>same time
>>338623026
pc
>>338639057
do you know what minimum means?
3 houuuuurrrrs
>>338638985
Most urinepoors live in a state the size of rhode island, with a population the size of new hampshire.
They don't realize that America is basically made up of 50 english speaking countries all bordering each other.
>can't login to battle.net
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE
I heard there's a ranked/competetive mode that will be released same time as the game?
is this true?
if it just pick
>McCree
>Pharah
for high win rate and easy wins/carry
>>338638856
The game is stunningly well optimized and the hitboxes are as forgiving as it gets.
But then again, define toaster. More like worse than smartphone toaster, or last gen toaster?
>>338638280
>the poorly educated south and their religious fundamentalism is definitely dragging behind you like a boat anchor.
Georgia here, our schools suck. College is the only way to learn anything other than football and its still only decent.
>>338638607
Europe is quite diverse, that is of course due to several small countries rather than states. However, saying Californians and New Yorkers are the same is simply wrong.
>>338639191
AT the same time cant you read? Aka simultaneously worldwide
>>338639053
there is nothing weird about wanting to sniff a little cute girl's butthole
>>338635773
Sweet promo merch bro.
This isn't worth anything, nor will it be.
>>338639259
>is this true?
They have plans but I don't think they've said if competitive will be ready day 1
And this isn't league of legends, you aren't locked into the hero you pick, and every hero has counters.
76 & Zarya obliterates McCree, Widow/Hog/etc obliterate Pharah, and other picks counter them and so on
>>338639059
Play Mercy and rack in upvotes like a mother fucker.
>>338639312
Florida here, Gators will forever be superior to the Bulldogs. Florida out.
>>338638391
Gamefly
>>338639291
different anon, but i have a worse than smartphone. it chugs and the fans sound like a steam engine while playing visual novels
It's gonna be the Diablo III launch all over again, isn't it?
>>338635773
>I stole some shit, how much is it worth?
Evidently less than your dignity.
>>338639457
McCree is top tier either way, pro's have said so too. Pharah is just a personal pick i think is really strong unless they have an amazing widow
>>338639057
>Believing education matters more than connections and location
>Thinking minimum is as low as you can go
Okay, fund baby.I have a two year degree, photography certification, two trades, and applied 50 times, shit doesn't fucking help outside slave jobs in markets.
I love Mei!
It's like $47 physical on amazon for me. Still trying to decide if I want to get it or not. It's cheaper digital, but I've never used blizzards digital distribution thing. Is it intrusive or annoying to deal with?
I much prefer physical games, but spending $7 extra for the same thing would be silly.
>No ranked
Watch tards?
So, is there a way to get the widowmaker noire skin if you ordered from a keysite?
>>338639057
Anon you can't make 20 dollars an hour straight out of highschool unless you went to vocational school or learned a programming skill while you were in HS.
>No custom servers
>No mod tools
>No map tools
>Lack of user-generated content overall
I hope Blizzard realizes that Overwatch is currently missing everything that made TF2 great and last over a decade.
3 hours boys
>>338639709
Competetive aka ranked is going to be implemented. System has already been explained, there's tiers, you can only start playing competetive once you reach lvl 25 and from then you go into tiers like LoL but a bit different. Eventually once u get into heroic you are given a number ranking amongst the top players in your region.
Ayyy faggots who's /hypeforoverwatchafterwork/ here?
>>338639259
>ranked bullshit
God I hate this crap, every single game ruined by little faggots that need evaluation every step of the way.
is there a way to get the ps4 version for anything less than 80$?
>>338626272
THEY DO?!
AHAHAHA
I'M FAIRLY SURE THAT'S NOT HOW A ROCKET WORKS VALVE
>>338639702
47 for an mp only physical sounds fair, game's fun too, go for it
>>338639884
t. Grandpa
>>338639573
I'm not so certain
remember open beta was FREE FOR EVERYONE--this requires a $40 drop, at least--and didn't have any real issues.
This could possibly be the first online blizzard release that isn't broken as fuck for several days
>>338638951
>>338639113
Good, that's comforting. Is there an offline practice mode? I won't have internet in about a day, so it'd be nice to have a way to keep playing.
>>338639291
Last gen toaster. It can run TF2 fine, if that helps.I haven't played a team shooter since TF2 and I just want the old days back.
>>338639884
Why does it trigger you so much that some people enjoy playing competitively? If you want to play casually then that's your choice but don't complain.
>>338639881
That's how the old system worked. People cried about having to know the game in order to play ranked and they're removing it until next month.
>>338639812
>No cancerous hats.
Feels good mate.
>>338639959
Are you shitposting? It's video game mechanics, damage fall off is a thing so soldiers can't turn a chokepoint into a meatgrinder from a mile away. They'll have to be up close if they want to do a lot of damage.
>>338639680
>Not doing STEM
>Not having connections to make up for your poor choice of degree
>Being surprised when you can't find a job
wew
HOW DO I KILL TIME
JERK OFF?
WATCH GAME OF THRONES AGAIN?
MY COCK IS THROBBING
>>338640085
Take a nap, play a game on your backlog.
>>338626272
I don't know about Pharah, but Mei's alt fire projectile does decrease damage the further away you are, however, you need to be about 40-50 meters away for a noticeable dropoff
http://plays.tv/video/572c2d0e13223e915f/overwatch-mei-damage-dropoff-test
>>338623026
It's Blizzard, the guys who made WoW, Diablo, and Starcraft. They have a fanbase almost exclusively on one platform.
Yeah, PC, no contest.
>>338639884
I don't want to play with players who complain about Torbjorn & Bastion or players who pick Mercy without realizing she's currently underpowered. Ranked is the only way I can weed them out.
>>338639884
We don't game for fun anymore. We game for bragging rights.
>>338637143
>releases at 7pm
>go to work at 11pm
>>338640197
>play a game on your backlog.
What the fuck is wrong with you guy?
>>338640085
Practice in TF2
>>338639541
Well if you can't run CS:GO for example you definitely can't run Overwatch.
Needs more information.
>>338623529
>this post and all of its replies
>>338633326
>Open beta ran smooth as silk with 10 million players
>Much more limited release will have less players but it will fuck up???
>>338623026
I prefer it on Xbox, but I had to grab a PC copy also for my F2P Isitonsteamnipple sucking friends.
>>338640320
I'm sorry, I won't ever suggest that ever again to anyone else.
Is there a group or sheet with people looking for launch day friends? My faggot RL friends won't be on until tomorrow and I'd like people to play with.
>tfw they changed how ranked match plays
YES
YES
YES!
The one they had was fucking terrible that just put you in the top bracket playing against the best just because you played a lot not because you were good.
>>338639769
I just got my key from g2a and it came with a key for the game (origins) as well as a key for the noire skin. What site did you use?
>>338639969
Wait, I just thought of something. If I did buy it physical would I still have to use blizzards battlenet to play it?
I mean, I like having something physical to put on my shelf, but if I'm going to have to use battlenet anyway I might as well save the $7.
>>338640508
>playing with /v/
>ever
You'd have much better luck just solo qeueing
>>338639505
Sorry, I don't really care about football anon. But what I gather from the people around me talking about it is that we lose a lot, so you're probably right.
>>338639769
I got the skin as a seperate code along with my preorder on cdkeys.
>>338639812
As much as I loved making maps for jedi academy, I'd sacrifice that to keep the chatroom, surfing, and pony servers away. Also keeping out the meme content is a bonus.
SOMEONE UPLOAD THE OST GOD DAMMIT
>>338640508
Sure hit me up on steam
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Zolbek
I'll likely end up playing with a group of 12 but I only have 2 I play regularly.
>>338639645
>McCree is top tier either way, pro's have said so too.
Why are you being dumb? Do you not understand this game? Did you not play the beta?
Let me educate you: McCree does half damage at "long" range (hard to quantify what that range is, but let's say it's about the range 76 operates at), and his flashbang is about melee to reaper shooty range.
McCree only wins engagements if he can flashbang right click or headshot at medium range. 76 deals more damage at longer range, and his healing field outheals headshots; you've got to burst him down.
If you try to close to melee, he'll helix rocket you and/or sprint away and then keep shooting, and you'll be worse off for the trade.
Alternatively, Zarya functions decently at medium range with her right click but excels at short range, which you might think is to McCree's advantage that she's got to get close, but she'll self shield to absorb your damage and then be dealing double damage if you took her shield down, or you don't combo but she'll still charging up damage and you lose out on the trade / die
Everyone's got counters. McCree used to auto-win every engagement against everyone at all ranges so long as he could headshot, but then blizz nerfed his long range damage so now he actually loses against certain matchups (assuming you both are of equal aiming skill)
>>338640071
>People cried about having to know the game in order to play ranked
Isn't that how every game's ranked works? You can't just play ranked straight away in Dota 2/HotS/LoL/SMITE/CSGO/whatever
>>338640602
But I enjoy playing with people (if they aren't huge faggots) more than winning. I've actually met decent people off here for other games.
>>338640619
It's okay, I just tested to see whether you cared about football or not so I could get a reaction. I'm sorry for attempting to antagonize you.
>>338640719
I think you might suck anon.
IM SO HYPE
>>338640719
spotted the waifu cuck
>First day of work is tomorrow
>10-4
>Can't play until 4:30
>>338640061
>Why does it trigger you so much
Because it was never necessary and looking at LoL for example it's plain disgusting.
Other question, why do you need bragging rights more than actual playing and getting better at a game?
>>338640719
Holy fuck you are actually awful at this game.
>>338640825
>lel ur bad
He's just saying that Soldier 76 is a better McCree. He's already mentioned why, I don't need to explain.
>>338639884
Shouldn't you be glad tryhards have their own game mode?
You aren't one of those idiots that hates ranked but queues for it anyway, then complains when people expect the best, are you?
/v/ today
>g2a keys still hasn't arrived
I hope I didn't get scammed by those dirty ruskies.
>>338640508
You can always post your battletag and let us add you.
no ones explained why its good yet
>>338625058
I don't understand this picture, which way is up?
>>338641010
B-but the hacker 4chan will get him!
>get home from work tired and hungry as hell as usual
>eat, plan to sleep through until launch so I can play through the night before work
>suddenly wide fucking awake
I knew it'd never work.
>>338640047
>It can run TF2 fine
You should be ok, but prepare to downgrade a lot. The whole game is packed with physics shit for example.
>>338640590
probably yes
>>338641097
No one really cares here.
>>338640082
STEM is an oversaturated market. We don't need more scientists, engineers, etc; we have an overabundance.
STEM wages and working conditions are some of the worst they've ever been, and people like you are ensuring that it'll stay that way.
>>338640926
>>338640952
Great arguments, stop posting any time.
>>338640047
>Is there an offline practice mode?
AFAIK it connects to the master server at launch. Not really sure but I think it's online only for the time being.
>>338641067
It's a TF2 clone with more classes and decent graphics.
>>338640719
Soldier76 has damage drop off at range too though.
>>338641185
sure showed us with that cuck chinese lion picture
kill yourself and stop posting forever
>>338641067
Blizzard made it
how butthurt are youropors to get it 1 day later (tomorrow)
>>338641317
>cuck cuck cuck
Is that all you have to say? Stop projecting your fetish onto others.
>>338641174
>STEM is an oversaturated market.
Keep telling yourself that.
>>338641287
are you sure? it didnt seem so
>>338641228
and it's alive
>>338640952
source please
I've got it
??????????
>>338626035
>gearbox games
kek
it was dead in the water
>>338641174
Wrong.
Companies are always looking for new applicants who are EXPERIENCED, DETERMINED and show PASSION. Just like every other career out there.
If you are a lazy fuck who spends all his time playing vidya and shitposting on 4chan, they aren't going to hire you. If you were productive and did internships, research, and build impressive projects then they will hire you with little hesitation.
STAYING UP ALL NIGHT LADS
>lose the mei firefighter skin i got in beta
JUST
U
S
T
>>338640825
>>338640926
>>338640952
What's with the memes? This is a game mechanic discussion; certain heroes have advantages in certain situations, it has nothing to do with who the characters are.
McCree isn't bad, he wins against most/all the tanks, reaper, genji, tracer but he loses to medium and long range characters.
That's called BALANCE, you massive mememeisters.
>>338641287
I don't know the exact numbers but his healing field means if he and McCree are standing outside flashbang range, 76 is going to the 1vs1 by virtue of attrition.
>>338641518
Thats what you get for buying a physical disc faggot
>>338641469
Have you tried not being stupid, use google.
I hate Blizzcucks
>>338622578
I dont know but G2A still hasnt given me my key
>>338641348
Implying Blizzard still know how to make good, solid games
Comes out at 6pm for CDTfags like me, but I have tickets to ahockey game.
>>338637143
>>338640301
>Releases at 4:00 pm for me
>mfw I am unemployed
>>338623026
PC needs a dedicated design for it's logo and boxes
did yurocucks get btfo?
>>338641615
Turns out it's Battle.net shitting out. Can't even install it from the site download
>>338641929
Yeah, we'll get the game a day before those smelly yuros
>>338641010
Simaka#1182
Please no children, meme spouters, weirdos, or people looking to cyber.
I'm a normie so anyone who can at least pretend to be can send me a FR and we can play. Will start a party if multiple people want in.
>>338641416
>>338641545
Please educate yourselves, then self terminate immediately so that real science and technology professionals have a better standard of life.
http://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2014/03/the-myth-of-the-science-and-engineering-shortage/284359/
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-real-truth-about-the-stem-shortage-that-americans-dont-want-to-hear-2013-5
http://spectrum.ieee.org/static/the-stem-crisis-is-a-myth-an-ongoing-discussion
http://www.bls.gov/opub/mlr/2015/article/stem-crisis-or-stem-surplus-yes-and-yes.htm
>>338641105
I can handle lower fidelity graphics, as long as its playable. I'll be getting a newer computer anyways, so it's just a temporary measure.
>>338641206
That sucks, but alright. Everyone will probably be streaming it anyways.
>>338641518
>he didn't pre-install last week
>>338642107
>weirdos
You're looking to play with people from 4chan, weirdos might be common
LE KEK xDDDD
>>338641570
I feel no empathy for you because you're probably a BBW shitposter.
Considering streaming myself playing
Used to stream my Dark Souls speedruns
Also any non autistic fags wanna party up?
>>338641545
>If you were given a decent jump in funds, support, and proper education, you'll get employed.
The unemployment rate for me when I actually was looking was 25 fucking percent.
>>338642049
>>338641929
Everyone gets it at the same time.
>>338637141
$ - Used 7950 will get you 150 fps average on low.
$$ - Used 290 will manage everything perfectly fine.
>>338642220
>draw tracer naked
>erase pussy line and paint the skin yellow
>call it pants
>>338642287
It depends, EU or NA?
WHY CANT IT COME OUT RIGHT NOW????
>>338642332
I love Vera's face so much
>>338642232
You would be surprised, plenty of normies lurking.
As long as I don't get a fat Mexican who calls me sir and asks permission to change characters like I did in the beta it will be an improvement.
>>338642114
>I took photography in college and I can't find a job
>So now I'm going to shitpost to rationalize myself not going into STEM
Okay.
>>338642367
NA
West Coast to be exact
>>338637010
>roadhog is literally hired by Junkrat to protect him
>Seems to have a lot of loyalty for such a position
>Has a voice filter built into the mask
h-how the fuck did I not notice before
Reminder Mei is best waifu
>>338623026
PS4. I'll be playing on PC, but let's be honest.
>>338637141
If you contact the maker they might give you a new one. My pops does it all the time even without warranty.
>>338642114
Trades are where it's at right now. Shit like electricians are in high demand, if you have the skills it's pretty much an instant hire.
>paying money for a dumb down paladins
>>338642538
>Fatass
>Annoying freeze abilty
>Can screw her own team with poorly placed walls
Everyone hate her, her own team included. Fuck Mei, kill me faster with reaper or something, stop this fucking freeze slow death shit
>>338642695
Hi-Rez please fuck off.
>>338642695
You know. I woulda stuck with this game if they didn't change the core mechanics about THREE(3) FUCKING TIMES.
>>338642538
lolno
>>338640061
>some people enjoy playing competitively
Except that's what pug's are for. Are you in all honesty implying random uncoordinated games with strangers can ever be a competitive match? It's a joke, a pseudo comp mode for retards that need bragging rights. I.E. fucking children. It's a worse experience as normal pub play because despite the non-competitive nature of random strangers people take it actually serious and when the game inevitably blows up in their face they get angry and toxic.
It's the number one fucking reason that even Quake Live was full of elitist little facist nerds that were also generally fucking bad at the game. People fucking left games or didn't even teams to not "ruin" their precious stats..Hell look at CS:GO there is no community whatsoever, just a huge mess of tiers and labels and buttplugs.
This shit attracts the shittiest crowd possible amongst human trash.
Play more fucking pug's and stop ruining communities.
>>338622676
Have to wait till 1am. Fuck that, I will download it the next morning.
>>338642712
Agreed, Mei can diaf
BST bros report in
>>338622676
>tfw 2am
didn't want sleep anyway
Why isn't everyone here maining D.Va? We're all pro gamers aren't we? ;^)
Reminder that if you main any one hero in this game you're trash and you missed the point of Overwatch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feYMP3ipZ0c
>>338643091
Eh, D.VA is just really lackluster. Design and character is GOAT, but her abilities and ult are awful
reminder that our european friends won't get the game until tomorrow
who's a good starter character?
>>338636830
Probably identical to Immortan Joe.
>>338643225
shouldn't have said that anon, you just triggered D'va waifufags.
>>338638985
Everything is relative anon, they're relatively similar.
>>338643329
all of em
>tfw just realized that my battlenet launcher is connected to the Europe server even though I'm American because the girl that got me into Hearthstone is French.
Fuck, no wonder I'm not getting any friend requests. Oh well, I guess it's just quick matches for myself right now.
>>338623026
Pc>Ps4>Xbone
How long from now? 2.5 hours? I've just started watching saving private ryan, would be perfect from the timings
>>338643170
why should I care about what some britcuck thinks?
Is this a game for autists?
>>338643475
>logout
>change region
>???
>>338643451
Even butch?
>>338643450
No they're not you dummy, keep feeding me (you)'s if you wish.
>be mexicuck
>go to local Gamers to pick my game up
>turns out physical won't be out until tomorrow
>>338643892
It's a Blizzard game what do you expect.
>>338643225
D.Va is considered average. The ult is pretty good.
>>338625710
>buy the game
>DONT FORGET TO PRE ORDER THIS GAME YOU ALREADY BOUGHT ANONKUN
are they retarded?
>>338644040
Not him, but I just wanted to tell you that you are an obnoxious little turbo cunt and need to kill yourself.
Have a good one.
GOTY contender?
>>338644012
yes
>>338644294
>they're actually right
>better tell them to kill themselves
>>338644294
keep (you)ing yurop
god fucking damnit what do i do for the next 2 hours and 15 minutes
>>338643329
Solider 76 is being pushed as babby's first hero. He's even the tutorial character.
>>338644040
You're just assblasted 'cause you're a new yorker who doesn't wanna be compared to "them hipsters" in san fran, or someshit like that.
The difference between a cali and a yorker doesn't begin to compare to the difference between a german and a spaniard, or a frenchy and a russian. If you believe otherwise, you've simply never left your country.
American education at its finest.
>>338644274
I just find it funny that any little thing will block/protect you from D.Va's ult blast.
>playing as mei
>see D.Va fling her mech at our side
>put an ice wall right in front of it
>it goes off and the wall covers all of us except the one dumbass who ran from cover
I don't play D.Va much but even I admit that the blast should go through stuff like that. Maybe not solid walls, but little things like telephone booths should not be able to protect you from the blast.
>>338644468
I don't know what you inbreds are arguing about but you just posted 4 "Im so laffing" images in a row like a smug 15 year old.
Seriously kill yourself, I mean it.
>>338645059
>lel americans
>they don't even know their own country
>better say they're all the same because I clearly know better
European arrogance at it's finest. Your ignorance makes me laugh, please keep going.
>>338645085
Just pick a chaotic moment, do it next to an enemy turret, or on top of a payload to scatter people.
>>338644583
That's 5.
Who are you trying to fool here little man?
Also
>http://fortune.com/2015/03/10/american-millennials-are-among-the-worlds-least-skilled/
That's actually hilarious and I'm actually laughing right now.
>>338645183
>I'll keep telling them to kill theirselves, that'll make me the superior being!
If you don't even know anything, why bother posting? You just make yourself look even dumber.
>>338643475
Switch region and post tag dumbass
>>338626341
In the beta we didnt try to log all the 9'7 million at a time. Now the bottleneck gotta fuck blizzord like in every gaem of the company
>>338645296
Alright then, name me some cultural differences between New Yorkers and L.Aers.
>European arrogance
This coming from the #1 country in the world USA USA USA patriotism and flagwavers.
>>338645676
/pol/
>>338645848
The hell does this have to do with /pol/?
I didn't mention any minorities or political movements.
>>338645059
>>338645378
>feel threatened
>insult american education
like a tru yurop
And no, I'm not from New York or Cali, try again. Your ignorance of America tickles me.
>>338641228
>Clone
For all I know, TF2 Sniper wasn't able to press Q to enable literal wallhacks FOR THE ENTIRE TEAM
torrent when
2 HOURS
>>338645497
6.
Is there anyone left that doesn't think american youth isn't the most obnoxious, ignorant, masturbating, inbred crowd on this godforsaken planet?
Dumb as shit and as loudmouthed as a fat black woman on the bus.
>>338646110
>Your ignorance of America tickles me.
Canadian here, what difference is there between states? Up here its more about english, english/french, french than anything else.
>>338644338
shill moar
