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Thoughts about the new trailer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRRupAM4DI
It was a pretty generic animated film with cardboard cutout characters much like the rest of them.
"You're one of those heroes, aren't you?"
"the most predictable response ever given"
There are way too many people defending this shit writing.
>Blizzard should be making movies.
I've said this since Diablo 2 came out.
>>338564515
I likes it but it doesn't say much about the character of Soldier 76 other than he roams the streets of mexico at night looking for criminal scum.
>>338565386
>Blizzard should be making movies.
I like how people still say this, like Warcraft doesn't exist.
>>338564515
Cultural Marxism/10
>>338565535
He means animated movies, obviously.
>>338564515
Soldier 76 is my favorite. Genji is my 2nd. I feel loved.
>>338564515
Anyone else find it hilarious that his combat scene music was dubstep?
>>338564515
Worst short so far but holy heck is the girl cute
>>338565601
>Cultural Marxism
pls go
>>338564515
Worst of the animated shorts so far, but it has the best ship.
>>338565535
>Live action
no
>>338565609
I do. Warcraft... I just don't get this same feel from its trailers. Who knows? My first question is whether the same team that makes these shorts is behind the Warcraft movie.
>>338565962
>buzzword
Okay.
>>338565149
Not "You... you saved me" ?
>>338565874
where's the uncensored version
>>338566149
THIS
>>338566087
D - denial.
>>338565874
post link to uncensored please
>>338565487
This.
I will suck the Dragons Short's dick at the slightest provocation because of how good it was so I'll proceed to.
Like half this short was about buildup in a setting, but it was revolving around a nothing character. Meanwhile in Dragons, from the first moment you're seeing Hanzo, and he's going somewhere where other people don't want him to go. Conflict right from the first second.
Meanwhile there's the parable going on and it's like well obviously Hanzo is one of these dragons, but there's subtlety in there. Because it's a parable, you assume that it's not a direct comparison, but if you do it reveals some neat things about Hanzo's character that aren't directly said. How Blue Dragon says he sought power, while Hanzo tries to foist the deal off as something he absolutely had to do. It makes his continued guilt feel more genuine.
Plotwise it's about as good as you can expect from an eight minute short. It's entirely self contained, and it's about two characters exclusively so it doesn't bother faffing about with the setting and dives straight into the meat of why people are interesting in the game in the first place.
The best part though is the shots. God damn there are some great shots in Dragons. The whole thing flows in a way that it's practically impossible to not be engaged.
My primary criticism of it would be that it's sort of distracting if you notice that two characters who ostensibly know japanese are instead speaking heavily accented english at each other, but that's honestly pretty minor considering it's for the audience's benefit and an intentional oversight.
>>338566237
P - pls
G - go
Generic. Generic kid, generic gang, generic music, featuring the most generic Overwatch hero they could have made. Sucks dick in comparison to the others.
>>338564515
Why is Blizzard trying so hard to give this multiplayer game a story? They're fucking embarrassing themselves.
Where's Carmack when you need him? Story, porn movie, expected etc.
Is Blizzard hinting a new Mexican hero?
>>338566149
>>338566252
>>338565874
Jesus Christ, why is this board full of pedos?
>>338565874
God I love this site
>>338564515
too many heads were attached to bodies
>>338566484
My head was attached to your mom if you know what i mean ;)
>>338566431
how new are you?
>>338565984
Most definitely not. You can't put a crew on a feature length movie and expect them to do anything else for the duration of production considering the possibility of recuts and other shit that always pops up in production.
>>338566431
She looks well above the age of consent to me bucko, at least 16
>you will never taste her taco
Why even live?
>>338564515
>tfw was so hyped for this
>tfw I was in the middle of drafting in MTGO and said fuck it this is more important I must watch this the second it comes out
my fucking packs ;_;
why blizzard
>>338566580
age of consent in tacoland is 12
>>338566372
Nope.
>>338565874
>I literally just masturbated to a 60-something year old video game character fucking some young Mexican girl
What the fuck have I become?
Gangster: "No, no, please! Wha....wha what are you doing?!"
Soldier 76: "Killing monsters..."
>>338565874
Can I get an uncensored version please, anon?
>>338566758
Obviously crazy for fapping to the censored version
>>338566334
Dragons is a legit, great animated short. Sure it's cliche and a little cheesy but everything about it is well made. From start to finish I'm entertained. Sucks that Hero is so boring in comparison
>>338566773
LELELE LELELE LELELE LELE LELE LELE.
Wait, I mean, DIEDIEDIE DIEDIE DIEDIEDIE DIEDIE DIEDIE DIEDIE.
>>338566376
The story is more of setting then a plot, which is a shame cuz the background makes it good for a wave mode
>>338566758
One of us
>>338564515
So this is what CGI childrens movies will look like from now on. Nothing but a bunch of shit that apes the classic bug-eyed Pixar design.
What a bunch of over-saturated, over-hyped, derivative tripe.
I still laugh at adults who don't have kids, yet they line up for the latest dopamine drip from Disney or Dreamworks.
I hear year after year "traditional animation is too expensive". Yet they spend hundreds of millions on these faux-Pixar shorts and films. Somebody is full of shit, and I doubt it's the artists.
>>338566631
No it's not, state laws override federal law with most states in Mexico having age of consent at 18
>>338566410
Reaper is mexican.
>>338564515
never thought blizzard use dubstep on their trailers
I bet her VA is cute.
>>338566410
They've been hinting an ew Mexican hero with Sombra
>>338567089
Thought he was black?
>>338566690
Okay then.
>>338567089
Reaper is american of mexican origin, we might have sombra as a new mexican hero
>>338564515
is it wrong if she gave me a small boner?
pls no bully
Not as good as Dragons.
Dragons > Alive > Recall > Hero
I think we can all agree to this
>>338566758
At least she wasn't impregnated like most mexican girls.
>>338567278
Dragon > Recall > Alive > Hero
The trailer dubbed in Mexican is far better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAPcpJkSGBw
>>338564515
dem dick sucking lips
>>338567226
Sombra's going to be Colombian
>>338567158
>Gabriel Reyes
also he's not that brown.
>>338567158
Can't tell the difference, right? niggers and spics
>>338564515
The animation is great but the writing is not that great.
>>338564515
accents are over done to the point of being pretty racist
>>338567278
Alive > Recall > Dragons > Hero
>>338567052
Jesus Christ you sound like the most disgustingly bitter faggot. I wouldn't even be surprised if you don't have friends.
>>338567340
Yeah it is.
>>338567453
yes
what is wrong with you
>>338567453
How and why
>>338565874
Vat-Mang hasn't posted this on Pixiv and I can't find a tumblr
Are you posting this as the artist or what website did you find this material?
>>338567453
Dragons legit made me cry since I had a huge falling out with my brother. Although I didn't kill him with a magic dragon
>>338566431
She's an animated character anon.
>>338567453
How could it?
Like what about this made you cry? Did we watch the same short?
>>338567387
Honestly, saw the blackwatch reaper skin and thought he had a darker complexion
>>338567453
Kill yourself.
>>338567453
You're more alive than half of the people here.
>no sombra reveal
Its shit
>>338567610
I suppose the the problem most people have with the loli/shota thing is the idea of having sex with children
It has all sorts of inverse affects, see every Catholic priest case ever.
And child bodies aren't ready for sexual intercourse. You'll pull or tear something.
shit film, shit characters. literally everything about this game is great, other than the characters/story/acting. the gameplay, the ui, the matchmaking, etc. all pretty flawless.
then you get to the characters and the story and stuff and its just some shitty pixar movie diversity shitfest. really wish the characters were great in this game. i only like about half of them.
>>338564515
I didnt think Soldier 76 was this badass.
>>338567631
thanks for telling us you didn't kill him with a magic dragon, I would've assumed you didsorry about your brother anon the sarcasm was calling me, have some Overwatch lewd
too bad the actual game won't have a single player campaign to explore who these characters are.
>>338564515
Shit.
>>338565297
ive never seen anyone on 4chan defend its writing, where are you looking? youtube comments?
I did not expect them to show Soldier mowing down gang members with his machine gun.
Went to the launch "party" at my local IMAX with a fellow friend. Crowd was barely hyped for Soldier 76 and only wanted more Tracer. Fucking hell...
>>338567340
So sad Mexican girls turn into goblins after 18.
>>338564515
It's almost adorable how Blizzard tries to emulate the Pixar animation style without backing it up with Pixar's quality writing. At least the action sequences were decent.
>>338567453
what the fuck
were you under the influence of something? this was so poorly written and so artificial I have no idea how you could have felt any emotion besides cringe
>>338564515
I was disappointed he didn't look back at her, toss out his biotic field at her and shout 'Get yourself patched up!' while helix rocketing that truck
>>338567876
I always saw that particular comic as a satire on MS paint comics in general.
>>338567980
Its literally Waifus: The Game
In each of these shorts so far, there's been one well written element, and one bad. It's either been one character versus another, or the characters versus the situation, or the material versus the world building.
But in this one, it's just bad all around. In combat S76 is the most boring member of the cast by design, and you make him fight generic badies.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT.
>>338568096
The point of the MS paint comics were meant to strawman the political comics people see all the time
It's just using a tool that's readily available to everyone
alive is the best short, prove me wrong
>that shot of widowmaker repelling down the building upside down, with the spider motif
>that music
>>338567340
I really should improve my Spanish vocabulary.
I only understood about a third of that. Spoken Spanish is just too fast for me.
Dragons was the best short. Anyone who disagrees iswrong.
I liked it, but I'm a sucker for Punisher like shit.
>>338564515green and purple
>>338567607
Try again.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=5736118
>>338568151
I bet you think Persona isn't a waifu game.
>>338567453
made my dick cry ifuknowwhatimeanwinkyface
So how long til Doomfist is playable?
>>338568296
thanks doc but this dose seems kinda light
Is Alejandra gonna become part of the Overwatch cast in the future as DLC?
>>338568391
No but her mom is, she's Sombra, that's why they didn't show her.
>>338567052
*tips fedora*
>>338564515
Been in the dark about this game for a while.
is Soldier 76 the doomguy in overwatch?
>>338568204
>not dragons
The part where genji takes off the mask and smiles at hanzo still gives me chills
>>338568380
>the Doomfist gauntlet is genetically locked to the last person who used it
>only unlocks upon their death
>kid who used it in the animated trailer is now the only person who can
>he becomes the next Doomfist
I'm calling it now.
Boring garbage
>>338568530
God I can't believe how stupid people are
Sombra is Egyptian, and she's pharahs mother, and this video is set in the present where pharah is an adult and she's a old person like soldier 76 is.
She wouldn't be in fucking mexico with a 12 year old daughter
>>338568623
He's the Captain America/Batman but he went rogue after getting blown up and officially dying.
>>338568698
But why would a tranny be a hero?
>>338564515
I've got a soft spot for hardcore, brutalizes criminal type vigilantes who put the important things before their senseless crusade against people they think deserve it only to feel better about themselves.
So yeah, I liked it.Punisher is also my favorite Maahvel that probably helps
>>338568623
he's mister chief no.2
>>338568779
literally what?
so wait s76 is old as fuck? but didn't tracer fight alongside him? she looks young as fuck.
>>338568753
>Sombra is Egyptian
DUDElmaoSombra is spanish and will most likely be a latin american heroine.
>>338568770
Can't really go Rogue if the faction collapsed and became defunct.
>>338568793
Isn't that the guy who called Tony Blair a nigger?
>>338568753
>She wouldn't be in fucking mexico
That's why every reference to Sombra is either in mexico or spoken by a mexican character
>>338568753
>Sombra is Egyptian, and she's pharahs mother
Anon, you're retarded. Pharah's mother is fucken ded.
>>338565874
KYS pedo scum
>>338568770
>>338568840
any class close to doomguy yet?
>>338568843
The doomfist kid, the one who clocked wore the gauntlet, was the girl in the Alive trailer that had a problem with Widow shooting up the dial up lama.
>>338568869
She's trapped in time. A line from Chromie to her in HotS actually confirms this. Mercy still looks young because of her healing technology shit, and Mei is still young because of Cryogenic shit.
>>338568927
Reaper is American of Mexican ancestry. Muh huritage fags need to fuck off.
>>338568964
Hello neo-/v/
>>338568869
Tracer had time accident, so she ages weird?
>>338567876
No one gives a fuck because drawn people aren't real and if you cannot grasp this you should be put to death, I am not kidding.
>>338568965
76 or do you mean storywise? Reaper or one of the bogans possibly but they wouldn't play like doomguy.
>>338564515
Coming from Dragons, which was good but by no means great, this one was pretty bad.
Best trailer so far has been Recall, which was excellent.
>>338568965
no class really plays like doomguy and no class has a story like doomguy's
>>338568770
Nigga looks like a guy from quake
>>338568982
Where the hell did you get that from? I've never heard that theory before, nor have I seen any evidence supporting it.
>>338568869
Tracer is a later generation OW member.
>>338565601
Nothin wrong with cultural marxism
>>338568753
>Sombra
Literally Spanish for Shadow
I dont say this enough to people on this board but you sure are one stupid nigger.
>>338569074
Not story wise, but rooty shooty punch and rippy teary
>>338568271
I have the same problem but vice versa, english in tv shows or movies is too fast for me, I need subtitles
Tracer literally doesnt age, come on
Shes all timey wimey fucked up as the brits say
>>338564515
GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOWRRRRRRRR
BLIZZARD DOESN'T ANIMATE THESE THINGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY JUST STORYBOARD THEM GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THEY DO NOT DO INHOUSE ANIMATION I REPEAT THEY DO NOT DO INHOUSE ANIMATION THEY GET OUTSIDE SOURCES TO ANIMATE THESE AND EVERYTHING THEY HAVE DONE GRAAAAAAAAH
>>338565874
Yo, I am not a pedo but as drawn that bottom half looks delicious, I mean your cock would just be unbelievably satisfied you probably couldn't even think, just whole world a blur of pleasure and scattered thoughts of existence.
I mean Louie CK was right after all. Why would you risk ruining your life and going to jail over that unless it was really really amazing?
>>338569250
76, Pharah has a quake rocket launcher kind of. No real rip and tear unless Reinhardt's melee capabilities count.
>>338568753
Sombra means shadow in spanish
>>338569370
Thanks friend.
WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOWING THE MOON IN DIFFERENT VIDEOS
WHY DOES IT HAVE A CITY ON IT
>>338569152
could be, the devs behind Overwatch played alot of these FPS and is pretty much their love letter to shooters of all times
>>338568869
overwatch existed for approximately 25 years. It was formalized immediately following the first omnic crises which was 30 years prior to the game which was when Jack Morrison was picked to head up the organization. It was dissolved about 5 years ago, gamewise. Tracer, McCree, and Winston were all new members when it died.
>>338569329
who do they outsource to? If there's more of this stuff I want it
>>338566758
welcome home
Pic related
>>338569446
MOON GORILLAS
THERE WILL PROBABLY BE A MAP IN THE GORILLA BASE
>>338567340
isn't that truck a payload?
>>338569527
>one of them's black
>one's white
>only one is actually brown
>even the minorities are racially diverse
>>338569527
>cute little innocent girl
>reason why we need a wall
>>338564515
Having found and manipulated GABRIELLA REYES into believing he is a HERO, JOHN MORRISSON aka SOLDIER 76 takes her hostage. She begs him, reminding him that's a great hero, as he starts recording the video.
We switch to GABRIEL REYES' perspective aka THE REAPER as THE WIDOWMAKER hands him a casette tape, branded with the symbol of OVERWATCH. His expression is hidden behind the mask, but we see his tension through his shaking grip.
He puts the tape in after a brief slapstick on him trying to figure out how a vcr works again.
He sees his daughter being held hostage.
He rips off his mask as he screams out his rival's name, and we see the ravages of his unique disease on his body, cavities having formed across his face.
His white haired opponent calls him out by name. Says this isn't about finding him anymore. About an investigation into what took down his organization. He says he knows. He always knew. He just wanted solid evidence before finally hunting down the man who ended it all. It would have made killing the man who was once his best friend easier.
As he raises his rifle, pointing it at the side of Gabriella's head, she finally realizes who Soldier 76 is talking to when he says Gabriel's name. Her crying slows, long enough for her to stare into the camera. "Papa..."
Gabriel dies as he turns his back on the camera. We know what happened from the expression of Widowmaker. On that day, the guise of the Reaper became the only reality of Gabriel Reyes. Unable to cope with the loss of his only child, any memories of her cause him to break down emotionally until he becomes a swirling cloud of death, firing at the phantoms of Soldier 76 around him. We witness this, Widowmaker ducking behind cover.
We see Reaper become whole as he puts on his mask.
The final words are "Find him..." in a cold, emotionless tone.
>>338569534
Do the Moon Gorillas have to fight the Moon Bears on the Moon Base?
>>338569712
>one of them is black
No he isn't, you dumb cunt. He's a dark-skinned Mestizo.
Blizzard "storytelling" is such a fucking joke. Overwatch so far feels like a Saturday morning cartoon. This has got to be the most one-dimensional, predictable tripe Blizzard has ever written, and this new short is the worst of the worst. Hanzo vs. Genji was ALMOST decent.
>>338566587
YFW she is Sombra
>>338569763
They already beat out the moon bears when they rose up and took it from humans.
>>338568296
Poor vegeta
>>338567439
no they aren't you donut
>>338569736
Are you retarded?
>>338568623
Yes, I think its most closest so far.
>>338569748
no one cares about your lame fanfic
>>338569787
a nigger's a nigger by any other name you fucking faggot
Would you classify this game as multi-cultural.....or multi-national?
>>338565149
>"I'm just a soldier."
How did Blizzard fuck this up?
>>338569842
But what happened to the intergalactic wizard alliance?
>>338569917
American education at it again.
>>338565874
This is what I wanted to see.
>>338569712
>I have never seen Brasil before
>>338568965
Well there is going to be a character called Doomfist so maybe. Hope he is a true melee mobile character
>>338569978
European retardation at it again
>>338569789
it's still very watchable, not nearly as good as the previous but I liked it
>>338569712
>Mexicans are a minority in Mexico
You're incredibly stupid, anon
>>338564515
>you will never protect your brown daughteru
why live?
>>338569446
>he doesn't know
>>338570112
>doesn't know what a mestizo is
>calls others retarded
This is why Americans are stereotyped as stupid cunts.
>>338569945
Beaten to a stalemate by the moon colonists and kept to themselves during the nigger uprising. Secretly they're underground preparing their forces so they can steamroll the guerilla army and get the area under their control to secure their dominance of the moon.
>mfw the mexicans in mexico are "diverse" as well
blizzard is so obsessed with "diversity" this is actually fucking ridiculous. the shitty cheesy characters and story choices are killing the potential of this game.
>>338569936
when you have multiple nations each different with their own race and culture, it is not multicultural, as multiculturalism mixes everyone, and destroys all heritage
>>338566587
She is a soild 6.5 kill yourselves and stop making her out to be some goddess
>>338564515
>every latin that speaks english MUST have this super thick and heavy accent
>and don't forget about codeswitching! It's not mom, its mama
>Its not girl, or daughter, or missy, or her own name, it's mija
>MEEEEEEEEE HAAAAA
it's like having a german kid just shout out shit like, "oh you saved me, DANKE MEIN FREUND"
>>338570115
I can't see any redeeming factors at all. The thing is pure trope.
>>338568965
>any class close to doomguy yet?
What does this even mean? Runs super fast picking up power-ups around the map while carrying 16 guns?
76 is CODguy; he sprints, he right clicks to kill Tracer, he's got autoaim ult (which is actually not that great, but it has a low CD which helps compensate for the fact it doesn't boost your damage)
>>338570270
I bet you think there are no white people in South Africa either
>>338570270
would you be happier if they all had the same skin tone, wore sombreros and moustaches?
>>338570435
Goes fast and relys on shooting
>>338569789
Anon, I hate to tell you this, but I think Saturday morning cartoon is EXACTLY what they were going for
>>338568925
>>Jeremy "Racial Pain Hurricane" Clarkson
of course.
>>338569295
Do you know if there are any anime with good Spanish dubs I can watch to practice? Something like Digimon, maybe?
That's how I learned English, watching and playing games with English dubs.
>>338570361
Poor Argentina, they deserve it.
>>338570559
>>338570435
relys on shooting until its dead *and of a bit badass.
>>338569152
>>338569897
You just made me want to go play QL
I'm glad I played it when it was f2p so I still have it
>>338570361
shut up, spic
>>338570361
I lost it at the gratuitous Japanese accents in the Hanzo/Genji short. Blizzard is trying to create this "inclusive, united-Earth" feeling with all these different characters from difference countries, but they just shit out the most obnoxious stereotypes from each one. I'm surprised tumblr isn't eating them alive over it.
"Meet the''s minus the charm
Soldier "The Beaner Cleaner" 76
Soldier "Killin' spics just for kicks" 76
Soldier "Don't cross the border, that's an order" 76
Soldier "Better an Omnic than a dirty spic" 76
Soldier "White makes right" 76
Soldier "Pinata Punisher" 76
Soldier "Raising Hell at the Taco Bell" 76
>>338569360
>I'm not a pedo, but I'd fuck that child
>>338567089
Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school and they take spanish and get a B.
>>338570361
>BRIC
>meaning anything
Yeah okay
>>338565874
>>338566758
>not regularly fapping to this
*starts to teleports away*
heh...amatuers...
>>338569789
Hate to break it to you but when you try to have a mass global marketing appeal you need to be as safe as possible so other countries don't have to censor or change your shit.
This game is the first Blizzard game that has a same-day release in Japan. Think about that.
>>338566374
That's kinda the point. Soldier 76 is supposed to be the "gateway" for the COD kids to Overwatch
>>338565874
Not even half a fucking day and this shit's created
https://youtu.be/9NZDwZbyDus
Which "Meet the..." Is your favorite?
>>338570361
Welcome to "understanding Earth for silly gringos"
All foreigners must have a heavy accent and speak in a mix of their original language and english
>>338566758
Wait, isnt reinhardt the only one that's around that age? I thought punisher McCallofduty was late 40s/early 50s.
>>338570435
High noon boy uses the revolver in postal 2.
lol
>>338570916
>BRIC
>Argentina still this mad about not being incluided
Literally stop sucking your own cocks, start updating and developing your countryside, and quit wasting miillions trying to force the falklands meme IRL on your people, and you might actually break even this fiscal year
>>338571063
Why the fuck are you surprised? Maybe you should eat a gun if this keeps up
>tfw no overwatch to heal heroes
>>338565874
>You...you saved me. Why?
>To deliver the payload.
>>338569527
Haha so edgy and cool
>>338565297
>Expecting revolutionary writing from a game by Blizzard featuring Pixar characters.
No, I think it is you who has the problem here.
>>338571078
Spy
>>338571132
Reinhardt, 76, and Reaper are all around the same age.
>>338570812
I'm dying over here.
>>338564515
Any porn of the brown loli yet?
>>338565984
>I do. Warcraft... I just don't get this same feel from its trailers. Who knows? My first question is whether the same team that makes these shorts is behind the Warcraft movie.
Why do you fucking retards keep thinking anyone at Blizzard is making Warcraft
IT IS A LICENSED FILM FARMED OUT TO LEGENDARY PICTURES. IT IS BEING MAD BY THEM. BLIZZARD HAS INPUT, NOTHING MORE.
>>338571078
You posted it
Sombra isnt pharahs mom, shes obviously the girls mother.
When they start releasing shorts again we will get to see this one again from the moms perspective where she sends her daughter out to get some stupid flour so she can suit up and deal with the thugs, she will notice s76 has it mostly under control and pop a little shield dart on him right before the grenade blows up. Then she will go and stop the truck and make it home before her daughter.
>>338569065
Slippery slope, gateway drug concept and all that
>>338571337
>Slippery slope, gateway drug concept
So logical fallacies and bullshit?
>>338571205
>tfw wont be able to become the best healer in the world
>>338570959
I don't buy it. It's clear this shitty story is the result of a marketing approach, and there's absolutely no sign of creative passion anywhere in this. But you don't have to gut your story to that extent just to be "safe." This is just another result of Blizzard being creatively bankrupt at their core.
>>338571063
Did you miss the original Overwatch reveal? There was a Tracer sketch in under 5 fucking minutes.
>>338571275
>>338570812
>>338565874
Soldier"put a dick in that loli spic"76
>for some reason, we are supposed to feel sympathy for a machine that literally can not feel pain
>be in full support of a cyborg beating the shit and shooting flesh and blood
>caves a dudes skull in right in front of loli
What exactly is Blizzard trying to convey here?
>>338567882
>that cosplay
This is one of the very rare occasions 3d>2d.
SHIT WRITING. GREAT VISUALS.
STANDARD BLIZZARD
>>338571391
> He still thinks the slippery slope is a fallacy
Get a load of this goy
>>338571284
m8.
>>338571467
The story is split into so many things that you can't expect anything from these except cool cinematics.
This is better if you want more of a story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byhvUmpAA9c
But the whole point of these cinematics is marketing to show off Activision's new animation division.
>>338571574
Will Smith was right
>>338571443
I want to rest my benis on her face
>>338564515
Why didn't he saved the robot?
NEED MORE PORN
>>338571798
To find their hide out and no one with a soul was in danger :^)
Robots are programmed to panic in brink of going offline or in danger. thats not pain or death right?
>>338565874
Masterpiece. Someone needs to make more!
>We're doing a Solider 76 short, guys!
>It's actually more of a world building cinematic and not really about revealing anything new about 76
Thanks.
>>338571497
Soldier "I'd put my wiener in that beaner" 76.
/v/ being /v/ again
>>338571676
It wouldn't have hurt in any way for ActiBlizz to have at least TRIED to write something that wasn't so insulting to the audience's intelligence. All it takes is better writing, but it seems like they're actively avoiding it.
You don't have to sacrifice story quality to make a better cinematic.
I said it once and I will say it again, too bad this is some shitty arena shooter instead of something more.
>>338571574
>for some reason, we are supposed to feel sympathy for a machine that literally can not feel pain
Congratulations, you've managed to perfectly emulate the attitude of the mexican gangbangers.
Omnics aren't toasters, they're sentient beings. They don't stop being able to be damaged or killed just because you think they're terminators.They're still the reason everything went wrong
>>338571574
76 isn't a cyborg. He's a super soldier. You're thinking of Genji.
>>338572070
I like the designs of the characters than the game itself.
Who are the top 10 character design.
>>338565874
>Old habits die hard
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>338570349
>her mom even narrates that she's beyond a child, but not an adult
Welp, time to kill you're self
>>338572027
What exactly more would you like to know about 76? We know his past, we know what happened to him and we know what he's doing now.
>>338571574
that stealing is wrong
It bothers me more than it should that there is such a massive disconnect between all the story and cinematic material we've seen for Overwatch, and the actual game.
Like I get it, they're just trying to work out all the fluff for the newest of their franchises, but having their first game for said new IP be one that literally ignores every single bit of said fluff seems like a really poor choice.
For one of the random trailers I've seen for the game there's even a shot of all the characters standing around heroically, and in the group there's even all the characters that have NO REASON to be anywhere near anyone else and is frankly out of character to even be in such a group shot besides.
It just irks the shit out of me for whatever reason.
>>338572325
>We know his past
About as much as Hanzo and Genji before, and we still learned more about them from the last cinematic.
>>338572110
I think you're taking promotional material too seriously. Blizzard really doesn't care about writing, they like making corny shit. Also you really overestimate the intelligence of the average person who plays video games, any kind of smart writing would be lost on the braindead morons who buy games.
Blizzard is completely in-love with tacky and lane writing. This shouldn't come as a surprise as one of their earliest games Blackthorne was all 90's comic book inspired horseshit. Same with all their others game. The only reason Warcraft had good writing was because fantasy back then had good writing. Blizzard just emulates pop culture, they were never talented writers.
>>338565874
>old habits die hard
>>338565874Sauce pls?
>still no porn of that brow loli all drugged and passed around by those thugs
>>338565874
DIOS MIO
>>338570619
Cowboy Bebop has a pretty damn good Spanish dub
>people assumed it being set in mexico meant two spanish characters
>turns out he's whitest of whitebread
mildly amusing
>>338572720
You mean real life
>>338564515
>muny
What did she mean by this?
>>338564515
kek they just took rejected Disney/dreamworks characters and put them all in one game.
>>338566758
your sweetest friend
>>338572174
not that anon, but I imagine he's suppose to be pretty cyborg. Reaper probably fucked him up and he needed something similar to genji
>>338572817
Nice, I've been meaning to watch that at some point.
Thanks man.
>>338572818
>two spanish characters
What spanish characters? Reaper?
>>338573209
yeah, and I know he's from California, but the same people who were jumping the gun about the preview didn't see a difference
>soldier 76 is an original character
https://youtu.be/OLdIKlXl3ZA
>>338573005
I hate to break it to you but he isn't. The visor/mask thing could certainly thrown people off but he's definitely a super soldier. Reaper's the one that got fucked up and got messed with when it came to their fight.
>>338564515
>Mexican's stealing and beating up freedom loving robots
>Even the little girl steals a poster
Build the wall.
>>338572469
No all we knew about Hanzo and Genji's past was that they fought. Which wasn't expanded on in there short.
Solider 76's past along with Reaper is way more fleshed out. Hell Solider 76 already has an origin trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byhvUmpAA9c
>>338566758
Don't pull that "what have I become"shit until you have masturbated to a badly SFM video of Rouge sucking Shadow's dick that is popping out of Blaze mouth.
You still have a chance, leave m8.
>>338573347
>tfw his voice line
Get off my lawn
>>338569152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTMnJ5XJH6Q
>>338565874
Fuck I need the source now, anyone?
>>338564515
what would donald trump do...
>>338564515
>Spanish looking town
>People speaking spanglish
Where is this taking place exactly? And what is the demographic this is aiming for?
>>338573484
>stannis and renly thought they get dibs on the throne because siblings
>even though its hereditary, and robert overthrew the Targaryeans
even if robert knew tommen,myrsella and joffrey were all incest babies, they're still the royal consorts/queens offspring he raised since birth with his namesake, so their claim is still stronger than brothers
>>338574017
Not Venezuelans I can tell you that much lol.
>>338565717
No. After all this game is marketed for children that enjoy dubstep, no scopes and big Press Q to win button ultimates. Overwatch is the LOL of first personshooters, and with the casual market being so big, I imagine shitters will flock to it and call it the best game ever, just like LOL.
>>338574017
Same reason why Hanzo and Genji were speaking Spanish in the Spanish version of "Dragons," you fucking autist.
What happened to Pharah's mother?
>>338574017
>Spanish looking town
>People speaking spanglish
Sounds like any town with a heavy Mexican population in the United States. Children of immigrants tend to speak Spanglish, though it varies from person to person.
>>338564515
They seriously need a better writer or director
Didnt they say a while back that they were working on a new game mode? Or was that game mode just the king of the hill mode?
>>338574152
That's because Venezuelans can't even afford toilet paper.
>>338574203
It's in Mexico.
>>338574164
But they are speaking full spanish not broken spanish combined with japanese.
>>338572720I hate that I love that shit so much
>>338574219
More than a director a writer
>>338574197
>indian
ew
>>338574263
Well considering that the United States is going to be Mexico soon, it's both.
>>338574269
Because it would sound retarded if they all spoke perfect English in a monotone American accent.
Honestly all these shorts are shit and I haven't really enjoyed any of them. each one get's cringyer and cringeyer.
Also where the hell do those black lights come from? Does Brazil just have black lights instead of street lights?
>>338574017
looks like a pre-modernized Rio De Janeiro, but for some reason all the cuisine, language, and designs are old Spain style, rather than Portugal
>>338574326
>Pharah
>Indian
Anon
>>338574353
And Europe will be New Arabia
And Australia/Canada/New Zealand will be China
What's your point, retard?
>>338574017
>mfw even though it's set in mexico, the spain spanish dub uses a spain spanish accent instead of just reusing the mexican spanish accent
>>338574164
>mfw the latinamerican version has the jap brothers speaking their dragon cries in japanese
>mfw genji is the original japanese voice when speaking japanese
>mfw hanzo is the latinamerican dub's voice trying to speak japanese
>mfw the spain spanish version has them both just speaking spanish during their dragon cries instead of japanese
Man, latinamerican dubs vs spain dubs are always a mess, one side always fucks up some things and the other side always fucks up other things
>>338574326
>Hot indiand girl
"ew"
>Some mexican slut
"I want her taco"
/v/ has no fuckign taste, India is a fisrt world country and most here are fapping to a girl who probably has AIDS.
>>338574461
You seem pretty upset for no reason.
>mfw the clichéd dialogue, overly exaggerated character animation, and middle-of-the-road voice acting in each of these shorts
Blizzard really are aiming for mediocrity in all things.
>>338574514
I'm pretty sure Genji's ult line in most languages is his American VA saying the line, not the Japanese one.
>>338567340
>lips don't match voices.
lazy Blizzard
>>338574572
have you MET indian women? They reek of curry, and they bathe with oils rather than soap, because GASP, its made from cow fat apparently
>>338574572
Indians are shit tier. Literally.
>>338574572
>India is a fisrt world country
;)
>>338574461
I don't want to be China
CITIZENSHIP REQUIRED FOR HOUSE OWNERSHIP WHEN?
>>338574572
okay assuming that the first anon was correct in saying pharah was indian, then it would be a fair assessment to say that
>first world country
wew lad
>>338574676
>>338574670
>>338574572
>>338574326
Pharah is Egyptian
>>338574572
take the poo
>>338568171
>have character whose power is basically "has a gun"
>he shoots and kills ZERO people in a gunfight against a gang
We want the Disney audience
>>338574642
Right, the english VA speaking japanese
His japanese VA is a different one for some reason
My point though was that in most dubs, genji speaks japanese from the english dub, but in a couple of dubs like the spanish and japanese ones, it's not his english VA's japanese line but the other language's other VA, changing it for some reason.
It's fucking japanese, why have a new voice actor for japanese
And it's fucking cool, why do a couple other languages have genji not speak japanese during his ult
>>338574572
> India is a fisrt world country
fill in the blanks curryfriend
P _ _
IN
THE
L _ _
>>338574572
even the lowest mexican is less greasy and more sanitary than the average indian
This is now an Overwatch Thread.
Post lewds.
>No Junkrat/Roadhog vs Trojlborn
>>338569943
>>338565149
>>338572051
>"You're one of those heroes, aren't you?"
>"I'm just a soldier 76."
what did he mean by this?
>>338572274
The fuck are on you mong? Im saying shes a 6.5/10
>>338574818
its a rated T game, anon thats why it sucks at the end of the day due to its restrictions
>>338574016
where is it, I don't see it
am I retarded
>>338574818
>We want the Disney audience
you didn't figure this out from the first cinematic trailer?
>>338567439
Fuck off sjw
>>338574756
but she isn't black
>>338574865
DELETE THIS
>YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE HEROES AREN'T YOU
>[MOST PREDICTABLE REPLY OF 2016 HERE]
come the fuck on blizzard
>>338575221
Most predictable reply would have been, "No I'm just Solider."
>best boy will never have his own trailer with his buddy, Roadie
>>338572070
Looks like recoloured Winter Soldier with visor.
>>338573514
this is actually really good
/v/ once again btfo
No wonder it turned out so well
>>338575286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqhiLbRXGUQ
>>338575221
>"Y-you... you saved me."
>>338575349
but a cinematic trailer, you knew what I meant
>>338574756
She is arab.
>>338575286
all they get is the comicthat also ends up being the best comic
I can't stand for this injustice
>>338575349
>>338575286
Meant this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC9WsS5PIzk
>>338564515
Tactic against minigun is to run at it literally head-on while loading up a rocket. Come on Blizzard
>>338575286
Someone said this was considered "season one", so I fucking hope there is a Roadhog/Junkrat one. They got a comic and it was okay, but I'd much rather see a short.
>>338575415
Keep lieing to yourself. She's egyptian.
>>338575278
>There's no lesson in this... I knew that's...how it would be... But still... I...
>>338574572
I'd take that cute wetback loli over some dirty disgusting poo in the loo anyday.
>>338575415
nice b8
>>338575123
Low quality b8
>>338575478
>She's egyptian
Too brown for copt.
>>338564515
Animation is great as always but the writing sucks.
>>338570812
Ending scene lingers on the moon for a couple of seconds. They did it intentionally. Theres a reason they made us stare at the moon for a couple of seconds. Notice the lines in lower left? What is it? Moon base? More lore? Could there be a moon map later down the line?
What does btfo stand for, guys?
>>338575734
big thick fat oreos
>>338575712
It isn't news that there's a moon city. Shit, it's where Winston's from.
>>338575734
literally who?
>>338575712
MOON RUNES
>>338575712
Old Hero had a circular design on his face?
>>338574865
Put in the log
>>338575734
Bucking thick fat ones
>>338565874
This isn't on the Pixiv that's linked here, actual source when? Or are you the artist
>>338565874
Huh, could have swore Plague of Gripes drew this. Looks a lot like his work.
>>338575734
Buy the fucking Overwatch
>>338565874
DELET DIS RITE NOW
>>338575712
Could just be for musical timing.
>>338575734
Blown the fuck out
>>338575839
Shit
Forgot about that
>>338575918
It's definitely on the linked Pixiv. You have to register and set your account to view mature content, though.
>>338573347
I never noticed how fucking atrocious that asian chick is at acting. Jesus christ, the way she delivers her lines is cringeworthy.
>>338568171
It appears that you lack the necessary intelligence to truly appreciate this cinematic masterpiece. You call him boring because he doesn't have a name. You call him boring because he doesn't concern himself with the bigger picture. You call him boring because he lacks a noteworthy placement on the stage of the world.
That is his character, however. After "dying", he resigned himself to being a nameless soldier. Nobody in particular. He has forgone his identity. Rather than standing in the spotlight, as he once was as the leader of Overwatch, he concerns himself with petty crimes. Wherever he is, he is fighting injustice. Not some incredible, menacing conglomerate identity, but the more mundane peace keeping activities.
Note, however, that he has to think twice about chasing down the men in the truck or saving the girl from the grenade. When Soldier 76 says he ain't no hero, it goes much deeper than just trying to brush off a compliment.
Overwatch is a meme game.
>>338576180
Ah, got it
>>338576380
you're a meme person
>>338576380
Oxygen is a meme gas.
>>338564515
It was worse than any of the prev. trailers.Shit.
>>338564515
Heh... Nothing personnel... Kid...
>>338569181
Sir, I beg your pardon?
>>338575712
MOON RABBITS?
>>338577012
>during the first moon landing the crew were actually asked by the ground team if they could see any rabbits on the surface of the moon
>>338575734
Blown the Fuck Out
>>338565874
wew lad
年増天使は下半身がエロい ! ! !
>>338564515
It's THE most generic trailer I've ever seen. All of the Overwatch trailers have been completely cliche and predictable to the point of someone even predicting the "Dragons" trailer before it was even out.
Blizzard has done what TF2 has with caracters where they made them some sort of stereo-type (although TF2 kind of made the stereo-types as well). Blizzard gave the characters cliche personalities and then you'd think it's ironic, but then even the trailers are bland and predictable cliches that are animated like every other animated kid's movie these days.
It's like Kil-La-Kil where you think it's epic because they're making fun of stereotypical characters, then you realize that they're just really fucking not creative and use it as an excuse.
What's the point of these worldbuilding cinematics if the game is just a pvp killfest where all these heroes are fighting eachother for no goal. Why does Blizzard think their game is the next coming of Christ and everyone is going to be so invested in how epic it is when it's just a generic shooter?
>>338566758
Overwatch triggered my autism as well desu
I had never had any real attraction to fictional characters until I saw tracer, she's too fucking cute my man
>>338577981
The personalites of the Overwatch characters feel like whoever wrote them was at a boardroom completing a checklist rather than someone who actually wanted to write something. It's in general the main problem with this game, it's a souless, cynical game made to cater to as much people as possible and at the same time pretend to be competitive.
>>338578109
it a generic sub par shooter powered by colors and waifus
>>338571337
Neither backed by science
>>338564515
I want to fuck her.
>>338576436
Her original design irks me so much
If you either change the color and leave the style, or change the style and leave the color it looks 2x as good
>>338577005
You heard me, bitch
>>338570270
Autism: the post.
>>338567645
That doesn't make it ok.
>>338574572
>India is a fisrt world country
POO
>>338577981
tf2 has a cast of losers and rejects
>scout
some punk from boston has the whole "you in my way? get the fuck out of my way!" attitude
>soldier
rejected from all branches of the U.S military
>pyro
?
>demoman
black scottish drunk cyclops
>heavy
pretty qualified
>engineer
12 PHDs so hes a big fat nerd
>medic
lost medical license
>sniper
lives in van as apposed to living with parents and being a NEET but still retains /r9k/ habbits of having piss jars
>spy
only non loser
>>338578508
Please don't use that sexist slur. It's very exclusive and makes womxn feel unsafe.
THIS IS NOT OKAY.
>>338578776
I don't give a fuck about right wing paranoia.
>>338565874
>old habits die hard
>>338566587
Queen of /v/
>>338577981
no one predicted the Dragons trailer before it was out
I saw the video that "predicted" it, the only thing it predicted was the fucking obvious: the setting and the characters
>>338568335
>>338574016
Literally where
>>338578870
THE
mexicans are the only mud race that can ratain qt facial features
>>338571078
Medic. It's the first one I was there for the release of, so maybe it holds a special place in my heart for that, but it's still great.
>>338570441
People bring South Africa up as if it's not some British colony we all know about.
How about the rest, cock sucker? It's a big fucking continent.
>>338572070
Soldier "pump a litre in that senorita" 76
>>338577981
Seriously? I mean your point is legit about the things you mentioned being stereotypical as hell.
But who the fuck did ever imply either of those are/were meant ironicaly?
>>338565297
>muh nonexistent enemies attacking me
shut up you sjw nigger
>>338574017
El Paso, Texas
>India is a fisrt world country
poo
Wait they were MEXICAN? I thought it was in Greece
>>338579456
t. americans
>>338577963
I can't decide whether Mercy is the best or Widowmaker is. Maybe even Tracer. Fuck it
>>338579542
WIDOW IS THICC
>>338574017
I think is in Dorado, looks similar
>>338578775
>spy
>loser/reject
>>338564515
Oh...a new Pixar movie ? Wait....
>>338568361
What a stupid assumption
alright real talk, why isn't the little girl pregnant?
we all know how they are south of the border, plus that is a little cutie, little juanito or maybe jesus down the street must've knocked her up right?
>>338568361
>mfw I thought it was
>>338565601
what a fucking meme that is
>>338578497
I'll be honest.
I just do not like that neon hot pink color they chose, like just as a color that I have to actually look at on a regular basis.
It wouldn't be so bad if it was just her hair, but she also has all her fingernails painted that color too, so you're still stuck staring at assault on the eyes nails-on-a-chalkboard in color form.
>>338571132
hes 76 years old u fucking idiot why do you think his name is soldier 76
>>338578109
Because they're not just setting up the backstory for the game, they're doing it for this entire new IP that has no real background or fluff or feeling to it, they're starting completely from scratch.
I mean, I think its retarded as hell because they chose to do it for a game that gets absolutely nothing out of any of this world building they're trying to do, but shit, they've gotta get SOME kinda new franchise started up because they've already run every other one they have into the fucking ground.
>future where there is no difference between male and female
>overwatch cast has as many female soldiers as male
>bad guys and goons still are exclusively male
Chick with these skull tattoos would have been pretty cute.
>>338580621
Isn't Widowmaker a "bad guy"
can someone edit
https://youtu.be/jWZ3EHjUx_E
and replace clint eastwood with 76 and the little girl with the little girl
HOW MANY HOURS UNTIL THE SERVERS START FUCK?
>>338580856
16hr 45 min
Otherwise like the trailer but what is up with his batman voice?
>>338580685
Apperantly she is just a 'victime of circumstances' and had no choice other than to become a coldhearted killer. And even in the little Flick with her fighting Tracer they didn't have the balls to make her assassinate a human, instead making her 'kill' a robot.
>>338581037
She's not a good guy
She's not a bad guy
She's THE guy
OOOOOOOOHHHAAAAAHHHH
>>338581132
*cocks fist*
OH MY LORD
OH MY GOD
STONE COLD STEEEEEEEVE AUSTIN
>>338565297
It's supposed to be dreamworks-esque (to match the artstyle) so it's obviously going to be generic as fuck.
The moment you realize that and enjoy it for what it's trying to do you'll enjoy it more.
>no "I've got you in my sight"
Dropped
>>338580981
Because he's old and gruff and that's his entire personality.
>>338581037
I only just watched all the different OW videos tonight and Alive was incredibly disappointing with how lame the killshot on RoboGhandi was.
You can't even see where the bullet wound or anything, like it hit him in the mouth area.
>>338581827
>The moment you realize that and enjoy it for what it's trying to do you'll enjoy it more.
Or you'll just continue to be disappointed with its overall mediocrity, just like with Dreamworks.
>>338564515
>>338582134
whats her name need to booru her
>>338582134
It kinda weirds me out how cute they made her
>>338582134
She literally looks like my cousin, it's fucking weird.
>>338582418
I want to get a blowjob from your cousin
>>338582348
Alejandra
>>338565874
I didn't need this
>>338567882
I really don't see how she (the character in the game) is Korean.
I had a class this past semester with a chick who looked exactly like the CG model for D. Va. Exactly.
And she was white.
And she had a jaw deformity and speech impediment.
>>338565874
>Ay dios mio! Mucho pene!
Did they say or release any type of patch notes of what Changes/Nerf's they made to some of the hero's or is that being posted on the 24th ?
>>338565874
Culturally appropriate response
>>338583147
there's a dev Q&A tomorrow but other than that there hasn't been any news about balancing or patching
They made his ult seem like Mcrees ult in this for some reason
>>338574572
DUDE are you telling me you don't adhere to /int/ and /pol/ memes?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
>>338583147
dat sweat/cum. whatever it is i wanna lick it up.
>>338583412
calm down Carl
>>338578990
ASS
>>338583746
hey buddy reddit is 2 blocks down
>>338583809
Fuck you.
>>338582134
needs a JUST edit
They always insist on having these serious moments to tug at your heartstrings like they're trying to be Pixar in their good days.
>tracer is a shotacon
>solider 76 is a lolicon
>>338582418
She looks like a generic little mexican girl in an animated film.
The only form of variation is for her hair to be black instead of brown.
>>338583982
76 already has the JUST haircut though
>>338583998
>implying Tracer isn't Widow's sub
>implying Widow doesn't pump her full of semen nightly
>>338572274
>thinking 6.5 is age
>Welp, time to kill you're self
Does this game have a single player mode?
>>338584116
We both know Widowmaker has someone else.
>>338566431
>He wasn't here for kintectimals
Boy, did you miss out.
>>338584179
You're cute. That explains why he became a tranny
>>338564515
>Latina Loli saved by strong white man
Oh metzen I hope you didn't have anything to do with this
>>338584165
Nope, the most you can do is train with bots. There's no campaign or anything like that.
>>338584270
But why make all these semi interesting animated shorts?
>>338584359
Because they had all this shit planned out years ago and didn't just scrap the whole backstory shit. This shit was going to be an mmo at one point before that bubble burst
>>338583981
Ahh fuck you, metal man!
>>338582134
>I'm in love with you eyes
>all those people who were utterly convinced they'd reveal Sombra the day before release
Bet they're feeling pretty silly now.
WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
>>338584359
People have been trying to figure this out for a while, it doesn't make a lot of sense how they seem to be doing things assbackwards compared to how TF2 did it.
Can only assume they're setting all this up for the future when they pumping out more Overwatch-related games and the game we're getting now is just a starting point for it as an IP.
>>338584419
>we get the absolute worse aspects of Titan
I bet Metzen is to blame for this shit.
fucking spics build wall
>>338584537
>m00t
Who?
>>338567340
>That Soldier 76 voice
Sounds like they got a dude who doesn't speak spanish and had him read the lines really slowly
>>338569370
>Pharah has a quake rocket launcher kind of.
Pharah plays much more like a light from Starsiege: Tribes.
>>338584558
Maybe they want to try to leave the door open for titan down the line.
>>338567534
Was it because of the anime girl?
>>338583025
She's about as korean as mei is chinese
It's funny I never see people complaining about the straight theme rip off from Watchmen, down to the fucking name.
I think I should have watched the video before reading all the thread.
>>338583025
Well, if today's koreans shave their jaws and take drugs to make their skin whiter, future koreans will probably have nanobots replace their skin.
>>338569789
Saturday morning cartoon aesthetic and childish story is exactly why I want to play it.
>>338567340
I can't understand a word, so yeah, it's much better.
>>338584261
yfw he made reaper instead of a spicy latina spic with curves that has hot hate sex with soldier 76 after they fight each other everytime. Fuck metzen, i want my sexy wetback bitch with big tits and wide hips.
>>338570812
>Soldier "Raising Hell at the Taco Bell" 76
>>338565874
>>338566149
>>338566252
>>338566450
>>338566758
>>338566820
>>338567607
>>338569360
>>338570007
>>338570926
>>(everyone else who likes this)
Just kill me already and send somewhere that isn't on this planet
>>338585469
fuckin nice.
fucking hell what have I become though. I ate taco bell every day trying to win overwatch. I probably spent more on crunch burritos than the actual game..
>>338585478
>being offended by other people's taste in drawings
>>>/reddit/
>>338585592
I still get frito burritos for lunch at work almost every day desu
theyre cheap and filling its great
>>338585478
IT'S JUST DRAWINGS BRO
>>338565874
> tfw 12 is legal in South America
UUUUUGHHHH
*GROAN ZONE*
>>338576436
I would totally pay for that hair.
UUUUUUGH
>>338585990
>>338585909
>motion blur
kys
>>338585598
Not offended it's just kinda sick
>>338574017
It's Dorado, Mexico. It's exactly the same as the in-game map.
>>338586236
>Go web!
>>338586236
this would be a good reaction meme if it weren't so blurry
>>338586375
it's funny to me that I know what this means because of the picture's use but I've never seen this episode of scrubs
>>338586073
I'm too lazy to find it but blizzard is using a deformation/"inbetweens" cartoon effect for animation
Prepare for a million aladdin-like reaction images of stretchy face McCree and the like
>>338586475
>>338586364
>those eye reflections
ok, wow
>>338569748
GAAAAAAAAY
>>338587169
i just realized he has a reinhardt t-shirt on
>>338587169
>tfw Brian gets a turn with Tracer and I don't
>>338586109
If it makes you feel better I'm not attracted to real loli.
>>338587241
heh.. good eye
>>338586236
>And then you have this faggot
>>338582134
looks exactly like my little sister, but my sister is white complected.
I could post pics but ya' know 4chan pedos SJWS blah bah
thing is if I posted them on Reddit everyone would be like
"oh wow she looks just like her" and thats it, that would be the end of it.
on 4chan
>OMG GUYS HE PROBABLY TOUCHES HER LETS DOX THIS FAGGOT XDD WERE ANOMALOUS WE DONT FORGET
also I would be banned for "sexualizing children "
