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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRRupAM4DI
>>338503538
good work! your blizzbucks have been credited
>>338503538
That was terrible. Only one Character from Overwatch, the story centered around some fucking third world Mexicunt, and we get two see like two bad ass moments. That's a hype killer right there.
>>338503538
What a waste of time and animation.
>>338504274
Dragons set your expectations too high
HEROES NEVER DIE!!1
Did he deserve it? Would you take a swing?
>>338504386
>Dragons set your expectations too high
LOL
>>338503538
Pretty lame and predictable.
Action wasn't even that good.
This looks so fuckin cool
>expect a short about his backstory and how he became the way he is now
>instead it's shit
Thanks for making a new thread for this, and not posting it in any of the other threads that exist for this fucking trailer alone
>>338504618
No. I'd hug his metalic body.
And then molest him repeatingly
>>338503538
that was pretty boring
>>338505153
>Mfw I have 85 blizzpoints now
>>338503538
Wake me when the D.va short comes along.
>>338504618
I felt so bad for the robot bro
>>338503538
So overwatch's "story" is just a completely seperate thing from the game pretty much
>>338503538
Cool, but shit compared to Dragons. It relives the itch a bit at least.
>>338505604
Well done you mongoloid.
Did you expect each round of payload to end in a 5 minute cutscene?
1. Dragons
2. Recall
3. Alive
4. Hero
Boring, predictable, fucking generic.
Overwatch is that bad?
So are we getting new map reveals when they run out of maps to use for these?
>>338505129
Pretty much the same as pharahs.
Instead of some backstory its just, "they do stuff and have a arc"
Not even any hero interaction either. Or seeing either of them without the mask/suit.
>>338503538
Pretty good movie. People hating on it are either baiting or plain retarded.
>>338505742
Dragons > Alive > Recall > Hero
GRRRRRGH!! RAAAAGRAHRGH!!!
>>338505723
I expected more than fanfic tier garbage
REMOVE TACOS remove tacos
>>338505742
Dragons was so overrated. Alive was best.
>>338505798
Yeah, it's literally the most shit game I've played in a long time.
The amount of shills here is ridiculous.
WHERE IS SOMBRA REEEE
>>338504618
>all the members in this glow in the dark tattoo gang were orphans after the onmic crisis.
>>338505723
No, but i expected a single player campaign
>>338505851
I liked it too. those complaining are probably battlebornfags.
I want to see SFM of Alejandra in the future.
dawww so cute when they think they're actually playing a game and not pressing X to win
>>338505129
what. didn't they show that already
>>338506186
No. That is what everyone was hoping for. All we know is what he used to look like.
>>338505995
The last three minutes of Dragons was god tier
>>338506027
Considered playing it for a little bit, but these ultimates are retarded, aimbot shit for example.
>>338503538
i liked it. gave off some nice punisher vibes
it was shit
why would the spend the time and money to make this basic tier trailer for the most boring nothing character in the game?
>>338506372
The budget is 99% marketing 1% waifushit
>>338506284
thats what they have edgy punisher character for anon. the one literally wearing a skull mask
>>338505742
1.Recall
2.Alive
3.Dragons
4.Hero
>>338506372
but COD grandpa is the best
Alive > Recall >> Dragons >>>> Hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byhvUmpAA9c
http://www.strawpoll.me/10282100/
>>338506532
Kinda this for me. Not too sure about Alive and Dragons placement, they weren't that interesting to me. Hero was pretty boring though.
>>338506095
M O N G O L O I D
>>338506072
>>338505129
It's not Soldier: 76's origin story.It's hers.
>>338503538
Probably the worst of the lot. I expected some ''IVE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS'' and other cool shit
the director is awful
Mexican culture ruins everything again
who'da thunk it?
How do I partner with Blizzard to get paid for my overwatch threads?
Well I hope the Warcraft movie does well because this is begging for a movie.
>>338503538
Ayy amigo. Even in Overwatch universe they are subhumans.
>>338507021
Soldier 76 is Metzen's pet project. He probably demanded full control.
Battleborn's intro is 10x better than this wanna be pixar crap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkjssDddth8
>>338506620
Literally 10x better then "Hero"
The only thing that bothers me is that the girl went after her money rather than help the Omnic.
>>338506532
everybody forgot the Museum one ?
>>338503538
>12 fps
>>338507280
What in the fuck is this shit. This is some early newgrounds garbage.
>>338507280
I'm sorry anon, but you have shit taste.
Good video, but I was expecting the three new heroes to be hinted at or introduced.
>>338507280
Good goy, buy our Memelands Moba
>>338507612
>Three new heroes
Wasn't that just for those statues?
>>338506620
>he never asked for this
>>338507689
Ohh fuck was it? Wow that's disappointing.
>>338507612
>game hasn't even launched yet
>expecting Blizzard to complicate things with new hero announcements
>>338504335
for you
>>338507280
It started off really mediocre and then the monkey music came on. Jesus fuck.
>>338507920
New hero announcements would be perfect for on-release hype and promotion
>>338507845
>why did you save me
>>338503538
Who was the female narrator at the end?
Alejandra reminded me of this western tag trash I saved once for some reason
>>338503538
I wish he would have said "We're all soldiers now " in the end would have made sense for pvp
>>338507280
>all those people in the comments praising it
Come on, the animation moves well but there is NO detail and overall it just looks terrible. They somehow managed to make an "introducing the main characters as they do some cool shit" intro boring as fuck.
>>338508273
The little girl's mother.
>>338507280
don't worry anon I liked it
The writing and voice acting was terrible.
Kinda cool otherwise though. I really like Soldier: 76's design.
>>338503538
Why are all of these shorts so cringey. Blizzard writing is so fucking awful. They're trying really hard to be Pixar with nowhere near the same amount of talent
damn mexicans shitting up my video games. #buildthewall
Superior short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYcrHq7t_AU
>>338503538
Weakest of the 4 shorts. They need better writers for these.
The ending song did hype it up a bit though
>>338507280
This is an impressive newgrounds short.
>>338506095
>blizz said from the beginning there wasn't going to be single player
>I expected a single player campaign
Well I guess that's your fault you silly goose
>>338504618
This is actually quite genius.
Even if the omnics have static faces, avoid of emotions, they still managed to make him look sad/afraid by adding those dents, shaping his eyes.
Alive > Dragons > Recall > Hero
Goddamn what a lame short this one was.
fuck off shill
>>338508471
I kek'd
was soldier 76's codename "Chad Thundercock" when he was still commander morisson?
I only liked "Alive" because of blueberries smug faces
man, i guess it's really hard for them to make an action sequence about a hero who uses nothing but a gun when they want to be a disney movie where nobody gets shot or dies
76 is my favorite character, and that was the worst short by far
>>338508391
It does look neat, but not in a "I want to play this now" kind of way, it kind of just works as a music video to me.
>>338508471
not bad
>>338506072
The poss Sombra is making in that in-game screenshot is literally just Widowmaker
Alejandra will be a new hero believe it!?
>>338508471
>DIE DIE DIE
>spins
>>338508760
/r9k/ please go away
>>338508760
No it wasSteve Rodgers
>>338508471
>Play of the Game
neat
>>338504618
More glorious robot bullying
>>338508923
Yeah if it was just a music video for some B-tier rapper it would be alright (although the Gorillaz comparisons would be rife).
But as the opening to a fast-paced shooter with a multi-million dollar budget? What the fuck?
>>338503538
>abandons and completely forgets about the wounded cyborg so that she can get her pocket change back
>doesnt even go back to check on it afterwards, just runs to the grocery store and fucks off
Wow, what a bitch.
>>338503538
Nobody likes it because he's a spic
And for good reason
GUYs, GUYS BREAKING NEWS!
THE MOTHER wasSOMBRA! She justADOPTED the little girl or moved to Mexico with her.
I want 76's jacket.
>>338503538
The writing in these shorts is so hamfisted, especially the narration from the mother.
These shorts would actually be better if the dialogue was completely absent.
>>338509290
who cares?
Have they given a reason for people to hate robots?
Or are we just supposed to accept it
>>338509340
Alive wasn't that bad, but for the most part I agree.
>>338503538
Strings?
>soldier 76 is a spic
>there are now spics in my vidya
Dropped
Fuck off shill
>>338509409
Game takes place after a terminator scenario that humans barely won.
>>338509076
Capt America is as Chad as you can get
>>338508471
Zayra's origin story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoR2supdmig
>>338509409
>implying people need a reason to hate a group of people that isn't their own
>>338509519
I know, that was the point.
>>338504618
>he doesn't join in on deactivating all those disgusting omnics
>he enjoys watching his gf get chromed
>expected a Reaper/Soldier 76 origin story that explained what caused them to go from comrades to enemies.
I guess it would have been too similar to "Dragons".
>>338509549
ow the edge
>>338503538
shill somewhere else, dipshit
we can smell it off your post formatting
>>338504618
At least he survived
>>338508471
Perfect
>>338509597
opinion disregarded
>>338503538
It's alarmingly clear that the writers are letting the Overwatch team down. What a waste of effort.
>>338509414
Alive was the worst.
>robo ghandi's generic speech
>WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!
>overly dramatic NOOOOO
>>338505116
>glow-in-the-dark gang tattoos
Stolen from Netrunner. Good job Blizzard, you hacks.
>>338509714
What do you mean? I assure you no one is paying me to make these threads.
>>338509409
the story of overwatch is that 30 years prior to the present day the Omnics (robots) went haywire and started a purge all humans protocol and unleashed the Bastions on everyone.
Overwatch was built to fight against them, 30 years later people still hold a grudge
>>338509597
post rare widowmakers
>>338506620
We might get to see some of this in a reaper video.
Post your hero ideas
>Stealth-based defense hero
>Uses a very powerful but slow firing and reloading magnum with a scope that fires powerful rounds- each one, however, leaves a Tracer shot
>Passive: Active Camoflague
If you stop moving for 3 seconds, you become almost completely invisible aside from 3 glowing green dots where your head should be
>Second Passive: Advanced Agility
Can wallrun and wallclimb
>Ability 1: hook
When wallrunning or climbing, pressing rightclick allows the character to stop and hook onto to the wall, ala Titanfall. Pressing Rightclick again or being cc'ed or killed releases the hook
>Ultimate: Behind Enemy Lines
An instant and long-range teleport that repositions you based on where you look- if the teleport is aimed at a wall, you instantly become hooked, along with becoming instantly cloaked
>>338509495
Being in a country=/=being from it
On that note though, you know Reaper is actually Mexican right?
>>338509878
Widowmaker's parts were decent though, which is more than I can say for anyone else in any other trailer.
>>338507280
>tfw Benedict, Orendi and Phoebe wound up to be the most popular characters
>Only Phoebe was in promotion materials
It's still not saying much though.
>>338504618
>forgiving those filthy shits for the omnic crisis
>>338506620
junkrat looks like that freaky barber
>>338510031
Sounds fun but do we really need another sniper?
>>338504618
>>338505223
>>338509761
>he
>his
It's a robot you knuckleheaded window licking bird-brains
FUCK!
>>338510103
why cant i play as that skinny fuck with the chaingun with some optional glow in the dark tats
>>338507280
The art style is nice I guess, though the animation itself is mediocre. Also the music just doesn't fucking make sense. I mean you can like nig nog music if you want to. but even then, then music didn't fit what was going on on screen.
>>338510103
Maybe I'm just a snob but I really have come to hate this shit where the hero/protag is getting shot at by literally 100 rounds a second and they just can't fucking hit him for no reason
It doesn't make him look cool, it makes everyone else look like they're missing on purpose
What was the Omnic crisis? From what I can tell, it was basically almost the rise of the machines of the Matrix meets some Terminator shit, but what are the details?
Was that the last short?
If it is what a whimper of an ending.
>>338509887
Can you really steal a thing that exists in real life?
>>338510209
shit wow
>>338510248
And i'm a human
>>338510365
No.
>>338510365
Last short of "the season."
>>338510248
Gender is just what an individual identifies as you bigoted shitlord.
Listen and Believe.
>>338510031
Sounds like reaper
>>338508608
Word
I love how they decided to have his eye holes angled in such a way as to make this robot look sad and have you sympathize with it
It's like they took a trick outta the Disney/avatar book for making cute sympathy characters
Bravo valve
>>338510248
this.
dont impose your human binary genders on to robots? baka
>>338503538
>live in browntown
>gangs are white
>>338503538
The animation is great, too bad the writing is garbage as always.
>>338504618
Yes, giving robots the ability to feel pain and emotions was, is, can, and will be and a mistake
Keep those fucks as machines, remove advanced AI
>>338510075
That's even worse holy fuck
>>338510103
>140 pound dude
>400 pound gun
>no recoil
>>338504618
>Did he deserve it?
You know, he very well might have.
If omnics are just like people, then we have to accept that some of them might be assholes (just like people). And if omnics want to be treated like everyone else, that means they might get an ass kicking for being a dick.
That omnic might be a thief or some shit. We don't know.
>>338509607
>>338503538
Anyone porn of the mexican girl yet?
>>338510564
gotta make white people evil somehow
>>338509531
this is pretty well made.
>>338503538
Definitely worst of shorts
>>338510248
You tell those cis scum misogynistic shitlords, girlfriend.
Soldier 76 is the only character with character. You do what is right even if it gets you fucked and you come out stronger for it.
>>338507028
Why?
>>338510564
Just diversity at work again
Whitey can do no wrong but ol jumping bean is a saint
>>338510659
This
makes me sick
>>338510248
You can gender robots
but I'd prefer to sex them
>jumps into mini gun fire line like a complete retard
Whoever thought this was cool should be slapped.
What a stupid bitch
Ruined all short
>>338509861
The fuck are you talking about?
>>338507280
The animation was pretty good, I give them props for trying something different.
That being said, the song is pretty bad and fails to get me excited to play.
Also, Gearbox "humour" makes me physically ill.
76 is the most boring character, so why is everyone surprised his short was about things happening around him, instead of being about him?
>>338510801
That describes most of the cast.
>>338507280
Really nice that they let an art major handle their cinematics for their graduation project.
>>338510340
What do you expect? It is a bunch of retarded spics.
>>338507280
If we write two jokes into every sentence eventually one of them has to be funny right?
When will I get blizzard trailer quality level sfm on /gif/?
>>338510489
If it somehow got in, i'd make him as anti-edgy as possible, like a combination between Lucio and McCree.
>>338510238
I would say so- Hanzo and Widowmaker are both backline fighters, so it would be rewarding to have a sniper that's actually a frontliner. I forgot to mention that he has shit health, Tracer-tier and no way to self heal, so he's all about defending points from agressors by getting to places that no one else can and actually being able to stay there.
>>338507280
Someone's pissed he bought the wrong game
>>338510564
Mexico is going to pay for that wall, and we're going to do it by taxing money orders sent from the US to Mexico. Also we should impose tarriffs on their corn and marijuana.
>>338510564
>>338510659
>>338510821
the first three villains were 2 spics and a black
/pol/ are you off your meds again?
>>338510821
There was clearly a black guy and a hispanic in the gang.
FOXY GRANDPA
How do I become like Soldier 76?
>>338511014
>WidowobiW
>>338510870
Jeez, Blizzard needs to work on their facial animations.
>Spend all this money on marketing a game
>12 maps across 3&1/2 game modes
epin
>>338511203
play any fps with an aimbot
>>338510659
>almost half of the heroes are white
>still finds a way to play the victim card
typical white. "save me im offended"
>>338509887
Blizzard has been ripping off pop culture for decades.
>>338511136
>blonde, blue-eyed spics
Beg your pardon?
>>338507280
I saw this chick start running and just laughed and closed the video.
>>338511203
Go to a war, become a captain and lead the handpicked squad.
>>338510647
he was being beat up by a mexican street gang, he's probably not an asshole that deserved it.
>>338511119
>imposing a tariff on an illegal, black market substance.
>>338511259
>money spent on marketing
you misunderstand anon, the money was spent on the Waifu's, people shill it for free because of them
C O O L E S T
D A D
>>338511349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xoTBZrzko
>>338511343
Not him but...
Hispanic is not a race you know
>>338511302
I'm black.
How much are you Blizzard marketers getting paid?
>>338511409
>Not legalizing Marijuana.
It's like you don't want easy money.
>>338503538
>No new mexiwaifu to play as in waifuwatch.
What was even the point?
>>338511409
#makecornlegal
>>338507280
The only good part is Thorn.
>>338511406
Criminals, especially ones involved in organized crime, are more likely to suffer at the hands of other criminals.
>>338504618
>Sympathizing with clankers
For all we know the gang members are beating the shit out of that clanker because they were orphaned by the Omnic Crisis
>>338511532
I paid $60 for the origins edition
>>338509319
I want it too. It is fookin' badass. I hope Blizzard also gets the idea to make it real and sell it for a small fortune.
>Mexicans in fiction
>All they do is commit crimes against little girls and getting killed by a true hero
beautiful, it's just like real life.
>>338511625
There is literally nothing wrong with being CIS
>>338507280
If they make the girls cute in the animation
WHY ARE THEY ALL FUCKING UGLY AS FUCK IN THE GAME
HOLY FUCK
THEIR POSTER GIRL LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF REVOLUTION 60
Can we at least all agree that the music is amazing in all of these shorts, especially dragon?
>why the fuck did they waste time and money on a soldier 76 short when they haven't even done one for-
>hmmm
really all the characters are embarrassingly generic shit, with the exception of the waifus, who they can just make with pixar faces and lonely anons will make the fan fiction for them
soldier 76 is their shittiest character design behind edgey skull face mask man, but i can't pretend that any other of the male characters sketches would have been any less boring/generic.
Blizzard should just invest their cgi money in to having the waifus wrestle eachother on rooftops more
Better poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10282713
>>338511498
typical black then. take your pick. every race is a whiny buttmad these days.
>>338511454
Certainly worthy of the Foxy Grandpa hat.
>>338511136
>>338511170
Build wall.
>>338511663
76 wants to make Overwatch great again.
>>338510564
>>338510659
>it's a /pol/ are offended episode
>>338510367
Some guys stole my wallet once, and my wallet exists in real life, but I guess it wasn't a robbery by your logic.
>>338511625
>beating the shit out of an innocent because of a war with that race of people that had nothing to do with them
yeah this is always a good way to respond to things.
So this qt added when?
>>338511723
>THEIR POSTER GIRL LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF REVOLUTION 60
thatsthejoke.jpegfeminism is awesome
I want Pixar quality HD Junkers, throw a nigga a bone Blizzard
>>338511119
20 Tick rate is not enough.
>>338511764
>dragons 30 votes
I'm getting real tired of your shit, weebs.
So Soldier 76 is Captain America if he went full Batman, I like it.
>>338511843
>asian pharah
How about a girl with some personality instead?
>>338511832
don't worry once trump wins you'll be begging to come back
somehow, I think we won't a population of people with a literal average IQ of 85
>>338511913
Rule34 of her being fucked by the bandits/robot/Hero when?
>>338511601
No keep it illegal, that way I can charge moar.
Hillary for Prison 2016!
>>338511136
Black guy in a Mexican gang? That'll be the day.
Soldier "The Beaner Cleaner" 76
Soldier "Killin' spics just for kicks" 76
Soldier "Don't cross the border, that's an order" 76
Soldier "Better an Omnic than a dirty spic" 76
Soldier "White makes right" 76
Soldier "Pinata Punisher" 76
Soldier "Raising Hell at the Taco Bell" 76
>>338508882
Why does that girl have a nazi armband?
>>338510367
>Can you really steal a thing that exists in real life?
Is that a trick question? Things that exist in real life are the only things you can actually steal.
Meet the Spy > Every Overwatch short.
Blizzard continues to push it's disgusting agenda
>>338510367
That's tattoo that glows under UV-light
kind of a large difference if you think about it.
>>338507280
at this point i don't know if gearbox is legitimately still trying to shill their game or if it's rounded the corner and anons are just pretending to shill gearbox because of how shitty it looks
>>338512025
won't miss*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPgvzyaH8-I
>1/3 are dislikes
>>338511874
>Junkrat making shitty jokes and giggling like a mad man
>Roadhog grunting in response to everything
>both of them going on a rampage for fun
Blizzard better fucking do this next.
>>338511913
good
>>338511832
Those are my favorite episodes.
Do you think Soldier 76 had a boner as he embraced that little girl
Reminder that Mercy is the one who fucked up Reyes and made him a spooky ghostman
Holy shit why aren't you niggas just watching the anime instead? Jesus Christ.
>>338509409
omnics tried to genocide humans twice
>>338511913
The girl is screaming for a gangbanged by a gang porn.
>>338512086
>blonde women
how can fleshfags can even compete?
>overwatch looks like a good game
>I pre-ordered overwatch
>>338512064
She's a Japanese nazi, obviously.
>>338512207
HEROES NEVER DIE
>for a price
Why is blizzard promoting spic racemixing now, lads? What did we do to deserve this
>>338512064
Nazis are kawaii
>>338512192
For all we know she was a quinceañera anon.
>>338512063
>Soldier "Raising Hell at the Taco Bell" 76
>>338512086
I can't fucking wait to become a lesbian robot in 30 years.
>>338512064
Nazis are kakkoii
>>338512243
DELETE THIS
Sent from my iPhone6.
Wow. That was unremarkable compared to the rest
>>338511989
it's not that dragons was that good anon
its that all the other ones were pretty terrible
The real travesty is how Soldier: 76 has garbage for skins
>>338503538
I'm going to play as him exclusively on BR and mexishit servers. I can't wait to taste those subhuman tears.
Punisher: 76 skin when blizzard?
>>338512213
What anime would that be?
>>338512282
>battleborn is better than overwatch
>>338512207
It's true
It's all true
>When Reaper kills Mercy
>"Remember, you're responsible for this!"
>Reaper and Mercy on same team
>Mercy: What happened to you
>Reaper: You tell me, Doc.
>>338505742
1. Cinematic Trailer
2. Alive
3. Dragons
4. Recall
Power gap
5. Hero
>>338511832
But that's not even /pol/ you sensitive fairy.
>>338512514
Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge.
>>338512565
>not liking overwatch means you like battleborn
>another short where they can't show blood or violence on screen
why market a FPS team game with bullshit PG restrictions? parents who are against violent games won't let their kids play your PG shooter, and kids whose parents don't give a shit won't care either way.
>>338510353
>What was the Omnic crisis? From what I can tell, it was basically almost the rise of the machines of the Matrix meets some Terminator shit, but what are the details?
An army of Bastions,.
>>338512628
Go back to your safe space echo chamber
>>338507280
I like it, the characters look way better than in-game
>>338503538
twice as long, but nowhere near as compelling as TF2's meet the ___ videos
they need to make these more about the characters themselves rather than some next story that never gets mentioned again
OH MY GOD I'M SO EXCITED
A GAME WHERE I PLAY A UNIQUE CHARACTER AND SHOOT OTHERS!!!!
HYPE!!!!
PRE-ORDERED, PRE-LOADED, PRE-PURCHASED, THANKS!
>>338503538
The word "Hero" looks like "Hetero" at a glance, which can be highly triggering to people struggling with sexual identity disorder. Who do I have to reach out to at Blizzard to have them change this highly problematic pronoun for something more inclusive?
>>338512578
>Mexireaper skin doesn't change his ult
>no MUERE MUERE MUERE
>no mariachi music
>>338510353
An army of Bastion units went apeshit and killed everyone
I liked that 76 really was having a hard time deciding if he was going to save the girl or chase the bad guys
>>338512628
>sensitive fairy
Yet I'm not the one offended by bad buys being white
>>338511832
Quit anonsplaining me and this image is triggering me, damn the patriarchy.
>>338512757
does this really never get boring for you? how many years do we have to hear the same joke
>>338508471
Pfft haahaha
>>338504386
>Dragons set your expectations too high
Nigger, all of these shorts are horrible.
>>338503538I liked it.
Junkrat and Roadhog short when
Anyone know where this image is from?
Lewd pics of that semen demon pls
Hi am Blizzard Entertainment
We are Pixar haha
>>338511940
I agree, if the blizz are going to charge 60 scalps for a f2p game, then they need to pay for a higher tick rate server.
FPS games die with low tick rate.
>>338510635
>hes so retarded he thinks a plasma gun shoots projectiles that would cause recoil
>>338512671
lack of gore and blood doesn't bother me in OW, actually i'd go as far as saying it doesn't really fit
>>338512485
See you on monday
>>338512862
The cinematic shorts trailer.
>>338512776
Better version
>>338512862
From the origin story short also released
>>338512757
Blizzard here, thanks for the feedback!
In response we decided to change it to "Patricians"
>>338512776
>>338512679
I can't tell if this is the truth or just residual salt and that's very upsetting
>>338512871
>60 scalps for a f2p game
It's 40
And you are a worthless NEET if you cant afford a 40 dollar game
>>338512928
Wonder if there is more to come?
>>338512274
Look at the brows
>>338512959
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Omnic_Crisis
>>338513039
Hero was the finale of 'Season One' according to blizzard, so I'm sure we'll see more in a while.
>>338513039
They want to do cinematics for every character
>>338513039
It'll probably be a part of the Junkrat short
>THIS SUMMER,
>A LOSE CANNON WITH NOTHING TO LOSE IS HELLBENT ON CLEANING THE STREETS OF MEXICO...WITH A CANNON OF HIS OWN.
>AFTER THIS HERO ON THE EDGE WITH NOTHING TO LOSE IS DONE, LOS MUERTOS WILL BE...THE MUERTOS
This shit was so fucking bad 90s action movie shit I couldn't help but smile. Pretty good.
>>338503538
>Le robots are people too
This is Fallout all over again
>>338513128
They better get working on them
>>338512997
It's 40 if you buy the version that has nothing with it. Besides, the $40 edition is only for PC. I'm buying it for PS4.
>>338512997
Wrong, most will be getting it on cuckstations and bones, they have to pay 60.
Only us Master Race can have the option of only paying 40. Yet another benefit.
>>338513190
Come on, man.
Don't you want your gf to get chromed?
>>338508964
Yeah as a placeholder. You can see the section is the support area.
>>338513259
>I'm buying it for PS4.
Then you should be used to getting suckered
>>338513183
oh shut the fuck up.
>>338513190
shut up, smooth skin.
>>338508471
Lucio's Origin Story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ2Y_hbDXZU
>>338513224
>Pharah gets shot out of the sky
Note that the trailer showed the major shortcut bypassing the main chokepoint in that map. So it is indirectly showing how one should play that map in the game.
>>338510103
What is he hitting him with at the end? A pinata?
Both of these fucking games suck. Battleborn is trash, Overwatch is just Bordermemes with MOBA trash. It's all fucking trash.
>>338506072
Sombra is a mexican/hispanic codename. Doubt it'll be given to an Egyptian.
Plus everyone talks about Pharah's mom like she's dead.
>>338513190
>fallout invented the examining of ethics regarding AI
>>338512578
im scared.
>>338513339
Says the PCuck.
Don't you have some ports to beg for and petitions to sign?
>>338512142
Some people cant take jokes, apparently
someone write a story about how the little brown girl falls in love with 76 and stalks him and gets him to take her v card
>>338508471
That fucking spin I can't handle it
>>338513403
Yup. 76 is just like your racist grandpa.
>>338504618
robots can't feel pain
>>338513403
It's a flaming pinata, ese.
>>338513259
That's your fault for being on console where every game is $59.99 and you have to pay for online services
You should be used to getting cucked for money
>>338509710
Well he's not wrong, i saw two retards fight over their fucking ears once
>>338503538
That was pretty good, Soldier 76 reminds me of RObocop.
Why is he called soldier76 as opposed to all the other numbers
>>338513408
Pharah's mom is an omnic
>>338513449
>paying twice to play online
>inferior gamepad instead of glorious KB+M
>>338512721
What? You linked a bunch of "things /pol says" in response to apparently "something /pol/ says" but it doesn't correspond with what you posted. So either your image is false, or you used it incorrectly.
Or anything something makes you uncomfortable, you shout /pol/.
>>338512813
Nobody said they were offended, anon. They just pointed out the silliness of most of the villains apparently in a hispanic country are white dudes. Are you defending such?
>>338513340
Not gonna do it, champ.
I bet you thought "Dragons" was good.
>beaners
>They spout a word in spanish every sentence.
Why was this a trend again? It just sounds dumb, only chicanos do this.
>>338507280
Remember the opening to Samurai Shamploo?
It looks like they took the art style from that for their intro.
>>338510248
back to /pol/ with you
> Hispanics mentioned
> "HURR DURR LE BUILD WALL SPICS KEKEKEK XDDDD TRUMPO 4 PREZZIE"
>>338513609
an homage to his old call number when in overwatch. A reference to the past?
Plus it's supposed to be blatantly obvious who he is.
>>338513291
"BUILD A WALL"
>>338509132
That movie was pretty intense.
>>338513642
PSN is better than Steam or Battle.net. Plus I pay $8 a month to get free games. you can't beat that.
>>338513449
Now that Nintendo shit the bed there is no need to buy a console. I couldn't care less about Bloodborne or uncharted
>>338513597
he's more like Frank Castle
>>338513609
He is literally 76
>>338513727
man pablo chill out bruh its just a joke lmao no really though grab that brick and get to work
>>338513609
That's how old he is. He'll need to update his jacket to 77 after his birthday.
>>338505742
Dragons
Recall
Hero
Alive
>>338513727
Calm down carlos
>>338513465
>someone write a story about how the little brown girl falls in love with 76 and stalks him and gets him to take her v card
That's Reaper's daughter though.
>>338513727
can't wait until this meme election is over
>>338510635
*stretches*
Prepare your sore anus.
*unzips penis*
First of all, a higher weight weapon would DECREASE recoil since the higher inertia.
Second, the weight of the weapon does not determine the recoil of the bullets because
Third, the caliber determines recoil.
Fucking your little boipusi was fun. I hope you say something stupid in another thread (which you will). See you then.
*washes cum off penis*
>>338513727
Leave.
>>338513786
>PSN is better than Steam
lmao
>pay
>to get free games
Consoleplebs are THIS retarded
>>338503592
Go make another dark souls thread you shill
>>338513916
who said this little brow can't be reaper's daughter
the most boring short for the most boring hero
>>338509132
I was expecting robot gore porn when the Widowmaker headshot that Robot Politician. That was when I realized that Blizzard really wanted to make this as accessible as possible and make it pretty kiddy friendly.
Don't expect Ghost in the Shell out of this.
>>338513786
>Plus I pay $8 a month to get free games. you can't beat that.
Will you be playing with crude slurry default voices or will you choose this superior alternative?
https://youtu.be/TyTKo9m7tRw
>>338511832
delet this
>>338513786
>Plus I pay $8 a month to get free games
>>338512207
How does he go wraith? Nanomachines?
>>338513643
>It's silly that there are white people in Mexico
What?
>>338512671
>>338504618
For exstablishing Omnics as kinda on a similar ethic level as humans, Blizzard sure makes them suffer and avoids giving a shit about them.
>Sentient robot is about to die
>Better buy that bag of seeds
>>338514046
nah, that's reaper and genji
>>338514064
English is easily the best version of Overwatch
JP has some bad ones even weebs can't ignore
>>338512136
lol
>>338514064
>no accents on the girls
>japanese characters actually manage to sound worse
Won't touch that shit at all.
The setting there reminds of me Boiling Point.
>he didnt tap the girl
What a cuck.Shit was legal in whatever third world shithole he was in too.
>>338503538
that was horrible
half of the video is about some random kid getting her purse stolen. Wasted screen time, no focus on the actual over watch character
>y-you saved me"
>"old habits die hard I guess"
come the fuck on, who writes these? 5 year olds?
and every single part is fucking predictable
good animation wasted on horrible script
>>338514123
I think after Mercy fuck up his body, causing his cells to collapsed and rebuild all over. however this make him kinda like Deadpol so infusing his body with some neat teleport tech I guess
fuck man this omnic hate is really starting to get to me
>>338508816
I only liked Alive because of Blueberry at all.
Any more shorts planned as of yet?
>>338514064
Widowmaker made me hard. But the lack of accents and Japanese homogenization is pretty boring.
>>338514453
>come the fuck on, who writes these? 5 year olds?
Metzen
>>338510564
They're shipping weapons through Mexico. They aren't from Mexico. 76 has been tracking them.
>>338503538
I really hope if they do make that girl a new overwatch character they keep her a little girl.
There are so few playable little girls in video games.
>>338513727
>Indians mentioned
>POO IN LOO
>British mentioned
>BAD TEEF BONGS WANT SOME TEA N CRUMPETS XD
>Japanese mentioned
>WEEABOO WEEABOO GARBO
>any Eastern European country mentioned
>KEK KEK LE KEK MEME KEK ANTHONY BURCH KEKLE DOODLE DOO
Why are Americans so shit at banter?
>>338503592
fuck off shouldn't you be crying over lost stillborn players?
>>338514143
Is it Mexico? There are other countries that speak Spanish and have crime problems?
Why aren't the villains similar looking to the girl who is implied as a native to the area?
Are white males culturally appropriating South/Central American crime culture? When will whites be stopped?
>>338514123
Apperently his cells are constantly dying and regenerating themselves, fucking up his molecular structure pretty fiercely. This somehow explains why he can go wraith and teleport now I guess?
>>338513743
What movie?
>>338514568
>Americans mentioned
>BURGER CLAPISTAN
>>338514561
pedophile
>>338503538
>girl is supposed to be noble and shit
>doesn't bother to check on the beaten up robot, instead runs after her money
Excellent writing as always. Good job Blizz.
>>338514561
>Giving porn makers a free little girl model
They don't want to deal with that.
>>338507280
this looks worse than anything you'd see on carton network
this is supposed to be the big thing to get people hyped for your game, but the animation is so amateurish looking at the music just doesnt ever kick in fuly, its like they just removed all the oomph from the music and hired some of those washed up newgrounds animators
>>338514517
Why is she blue again? Is she in a state of constant asphyxiation?
>>338512578
>Mercy rezzes Reaper
>"Well, at least you got it right THIS time..."
Was Reyes a failed experiment in resurrection tech?
>>338514064
>not literal ear sex frog speak
https://youtu.be/DY5fDMjT8X8?t=2m22s>DVA is Evangelyne
>Mei is Amalia
Beautiful.
>>338503538
Pretty but I wanted him to open with "got you in my sights" or something. That head smashing part was neat
>>338514319
but widowmaker is best girl
>>338514780
UNF
>>338514561
Overwatch doesn't have an issue with child soldiers?
>>338506265
They did tho. The one story trailer explains how he headed a branch of overwatch and then turned to mercenary work after it was disassembled
oh boy I can't wait until pedophiles get hold of a sfm model of alejandra
>>338514693
That's different. America has no culture outside of burgers and obesity.
>>338514064
Chinese voices.
>>338514852
I bet Blackwatch doesn't
>>338514852
Overwatch are not soldiers, they are heroes.
>>338514692
It's from the animatrix, a collection of short films about the matrix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZGzMfg381Y
>DUDE THIS GUY'S A ROBOT DUDE WE'RE GONNA KILL HIM DUDE
>WHY? DUDE HE'S DIFFERENT THAT IS THE ONLY REASON RACISM EVER EXISTS
Why does every piece of fiction try to act like racism/discrimination just comes out of fucking nowhere? I'd be fine with it if they would have given like two or three sentences of exposition as to why everyone hates these robot-people.
>>338514765
>Mercy mistimed the first use of rez on reaper and rezzed him while he was being teleported back to the spawn room
>This explains why he can teleport and go wraith
>>338514740
the group that brainwashed her also experimented on her, now she is purple, has a slow heart rate and a bubble butt
this is why science > religion
>>338514881
How would they rip that out of a video
Does anyone recognize this dance?
>>338514585
Dude 20% of Mexico is white. It 8s definitely not the status quo ( being meztiso ) but is not uncommon. How much are you drowned in /pol/ memes to reply like that. Whould it blow your mind if I tell you that there are also black and Asian mexicans?
>>338514975
Oh, I've been meaning to watch that for a while. Thanks, anon.
>>338514765
Most of it is speculation. The only thing we have are the interactions between them.
>>338514740
Lowered heartrate, i'm not even kidding that's the official reason why she's blue.
>>338514568
Eastern europe is CYKA CYKA POTATO NUGGET SQUAT, retard.
>>338515059
Yeah, it's the Boomerang.
Classic Aussie dance.
>>338510792
Why is Widowmaker so perfect in every possible way?
Junkrat/Roadhog short will be the Meet the Medic of the Overwatch shorts.
>Omnics did nothing wrong they're wrongly persecuted
Blizzard are hacks for trying to push soulless automatons as deserving of respect.
>>338514979
Robots tried to go full Skynet 20 years previously.
So yeah, it's kind of understandable.
>>338515210
shut up Zayra
>>338514568
Amerifats are all morons.
They like to blame niggers for bringing down the average, but even in states without them they're still mentally retarded.
>>338515128
Designed that way on purpose
>>338515128
>milf
>corruption
>cuck fetish
there I guess
>>338515090
This
Germany is LE KEK MERKEL XD FICKI FICKI, however
>>338515210
I'm interested in how they'll expand on the omnics. Like, whats keeping them in check and stopping another omnic disaster from happening.
>>338514453
>WHY DOESNT <10 MINUTES ANIMATED SHORTS HAVE COMPLEX STORYLINES AND DIALOUGE
kill yourself
>>338515041
pedophiles find a way
>>338512928
>>338512945
link? I cant find it.
>>338515197
It may be a while until it comes out but it is going to be the best one, I can feel it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5kTATxt7bE
Good enough Tier: Alive, Dragons
Meh Tier: Recall, Reveal trailer
Who cares Tier: Hero
>>338514780
is anyone nox
>>338511843
That's Alienface McZeepzorp
She'll be added in the Invasion update right after Mann vs. Machine
>>338515362
All of those new Mickey Mouse shorts have great story structure and writing. They're all three to six minutes.
>>338515125
Whoops wrong webm, I meant this one. Anyone know the dance they are doing, looks familiar.
>>338515197
There is no way it won't be the most fun at least
>>338514979
Try reading the lore before getting mad at it.
30 years ago some of the machines went haywire and tried to wipe out humanity. Overwatch stopped most of it but they did alot of damage, even to this day some of the machines are still attacking like the kaiju omnic in Korea.
The second omnic crisis is also underway as robots all over the world are starting to go haywire again.
>>338515418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnHB0WIBFiU
That was horrible and boring. Why call it "Hero"...this is supposed to be the launch cinematic. Should have shown the past of all the Overwatch cast, that would have been a better video. Instead we get a mexican for 3 minutes and soldier for 2 minutes doing jackshit. Whatever still gonna play the fuq out of it
>>338515521
The second Omnic Crisis is only in Russia.
>>338511989
ryu ga waga teki GO FUCK YOURSELF!
>>338515554
You must be 18 to post on 4chan.
>>338506952
Little Spanish Girl as Soldier 77
Real talk /v/irmins
We getting a hero reveal (or at least a teaser) tomorrow or not?
>>338515546
many thanks
>>338503538
Does anyone have this problem with Firefox were Youtube videos take forever to load in HD?
It didnt happen before and some videos load just fine.
>>338515592
>futa slut
>>338515521
The second Omnic Crisis is a threat but it's not because of bots going haywire, (all those faulty AI ones were wiped out by Overwatch, well except for Bastion I guess).
It's happening because they are now choosing to rebel against humans. Widowmaker capping Mondetta at King's Row rose tensions between humans and bots, and they were tired of being persecuted already. Shit's about to get nuclear.
>>338515675
I'm 23
>>338515362
>COMPLEX STORYLINES AND DIALOUGE
1/10 made me reply
>>338515706
There will most certainly be a Launch Trailer. Keep an eye out in that.
Why is it ALWAYS a white woman paired up with whatever?
>>338515706
Not unless they were lying when they said no current plans for a new hero reveal.
>>338505981
>expecting good storytelling
>from blizzard
Cool video I guess.
I'm not even remotely excited about the game but the videos are at least fun to watch.
>>338515546
>soldier 76 underneath his mask
HOT
DAMN
>>338515886
We white people are the only ones who are tolerant of other races. That's why we are superior to them.
>>338515886
Because they're trying to keep the setting realistic and believable.
Honestly, surprised there's a white woman with blonde hair and blue eyes in future britain.
>>338514159
How do you fuck this up? How did this not translate to Lucio and Winston?
>>338515629
That we know of, we only know about 2 omniums, 1 got blown up in australia and the other is in russia and currently active.
>>338515886
Because the guys are at home with their sexbots.
The setting is kind of interesting, though I find it hilarious that in pursuit of sterility and inoffensiveness they invented a race to oppress and discriminate against in their fiction.
I don't like how everyone is called "heroes"
>>338507845
this has got to be the most retarded critizism of the short
she's clearly afraid of him, she's clearly living in a city where gangs roam the streets, she doesnt "understand" why someone would do such a selfless act
the irony here ofcourse is that everyone who keeps repeating this meme are the ones with autism
>>338514064
Widowmaker's JP voice makes my penis go doki doki.
>>338515886
How have I not noticed the fucking = button until now holy shit
>>338515706
We're getting the game you spoiled cuck
>>338503538
>ally is being filled with bullets from 3 angles
>Retard runs out into the open
>every atom around him is filled with lead but he isn't even grazed
Naruto has better fights than this.
>>338515489
Looks like the lucky star dance.
>>338512487
Never.
Have to make do with the Big Boss skin.
>>338513259
>nothing in it
All that extra 20$ gives you is some extra garbage skins that do nothing
the only half decent one is the soldier 76 one, and that's just because his default skin is gross
>i'm buying it for PS4
Don't blame the game on you making a bad decision
>>338514064
>Genji has the same voice actor in both english and JP
>>338514780
>two best wakfus voicing 2 best girls
Sold. I've already bought ten copies.
>>338503538
Soldier "Murder the Spics with some Sticks" 76
>>338503538
Porn of that loli when?
>no Widowmaker's ass again
are these supposed to create any hype?
>>338515886
White women are as sexually devious as white men. Imperialize that pussy/dick.
Anyone feel like Overwatch is taking itself too seriously with these animated series?
These shallow, spoon-deep animated hero shorts have very qood potential for being humorous and entertaining, but I feel like Blizzard is wasting that potential on cheap, short, serious hero fantasies.
Why?
6 minutes of;
>girl gets bullied
>hero beats bully
>girl thanks hero
Wow, impressed beyond words. 10/10
I have expectations similar to this for Overwatch videos but I now feel like it will never happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLlLQ3LmZWU
>>338516295
Bad decision zozzle? Buy it on ps4, play it till bored after two weeks, resell for $45.
>>338516205
in real life when you dont aim you miss
notice they were being fucking retards 'hip firing'
when you fire a gun it moves, so when they try to aim it already moved
also soldier 76 had his targeting limiter with omni soul processing, so really, he already know the bullet trajectory and allowed him to stand in the open because he has predicted everything, that's why the wallet is in his hand at the end, he fabricated the moral choice he had of letting her die and catching the bad guys because he already had the wallet, not only that but with auto aim of the mind, he was able to secure himself a chica when he gets even older and doesnt want to go to a home
>>338515070
>20% of Mexico is white
So you're saying 1 out of 5 people apart of a populace can be a major part of the crime demographic?
Sounds kinda racist, anon. :^)
>>338503538
>90% of the video was a little girl getting bullied by grown up men
D-Do Blizzard realizes people are making porn of everything Overwatch??
>>338510568
This is targeted at teens.
Of course the writing isn't amazing.
>>338515629
And egypt, but it got stopped before it spread out of control.
>>338503538
>That gang beating of the robot
fucking top kek
>>338514780
>DVA is Evangelyne
>Mei is Amalia
amazing
someone on blizz a wakfu fan?
>>338516250
Mexican here.
Seriously don't get to triggered because of banter.
Or trigeredd in my behave for that matter
>>338516474
yep, my thoughts exactly
only explanation I got is the target audience
>>338516545
And the problem is?
>>338513736
MAKE IT TALL.
>>338516474
>Wow, impressed beyond words. 10/10
Seriously, what were you expecting with neo Blizzard? They have been terrible at storytelling, script, VA, etc. for years and years now.
>>338516474
That was really only the case for Hero, the animated short that features Metzen's self insert.
>>338515886
Because white people realized a long fucking time ago that the best way to conquer a people is to fuck them until all their kids have some white in them.
>>338503538
>all that make up on the little girl
what a fucking whore
>>338506091
>>338516631
so why are you being triggered by my banter
intellectual checkmate
>>338515886
>smiley badge
COME SENATORS CONGRESSMEN PLEASE HEED THE CALL
>>338516545
Porn makers have no way of getting a model of the little girl. The chance of someone taking the time to make one is incredibly small.
>>338516647
stay triggered faggot
>>338509319
game clothing looks retarded 100% of the time in real life tho
>>338513727
Geez, chill Antonio, we're just breaking balls here man.
Honestly though, 2beH if you're here illegally or your parents are here illegally you guys need to leave right the fuck now. ICE will just round you all up after Trump gets in anyhow.
>>338516875
>Says the "guy" who think anything that isn't 100% SJW approved is /pol/
>>338516831
You know what else is incredibly small?
>>338515706
Are you kidding? The game isn't even out yet.
>>338504386
kek
none have been good yet. maybe Tracer's... maybe.
>>338516795
I wasn't.
Now I am legitimately triggered because of all this meta triggering
>>338517018
This girl's uterus won't be after I'm done putting a baby in her.
>>338511625
Wouldn't they need to be in like fourties to even remember the Omnic crisis?
>>338514568
You need to update your /pol/ memes.
Europeans are now cucks and muslims named ahmed now
>>338515349
The 3 laws of robotics mother fucker
>>338517012
I don't know what you're blabbering about but have another Evan, my triggered friend.
>>338517240
that's not even the best rare evans
>>338517114
are you an orc
>>338511782
ok here
>>338512880
>physics
>how do they work
Equal and opposite reaction, faggot.
>>338517138
Yeah, it took place around 30 years before the game's time
>>338517240
>MUH POL
stay triggered, SJW
>>338514064
I just wish there was an option for the characters to always use the voice pack of their nationality and switch back to english if there isn't a dub for that language.
At least it would give a good RP reason as to why my team mates can't fucking understand what the others are saying.
>>338509861
>want to like solider 76 but hate his crosshair
fucking suffering
>>338517502
>I just wish there was an option for the characters to always use the voice pack of their nationality and switch back to english if there isn't a dub for that language.
That could probably be arranged. But for now Blizzard is intentionally setting different voices depending on if they are friend or foe, so you can differentiate Ults and who is firing them.
>>338517332
>>338517493
I could do this all day.
>>338516474
Fuck I forgot how great these TF2 animations were.
I have a feeling the Junkrat one will be a load of fun though.
>>338517369
Just someone that doesn't believe in seeing a uterus unfilled.
>>338517724
because your a basement dwelling SJW?
>>338505798
>>338506027
>>338506278
Go home Valvedrones, no amount of posting will bring up the value of your now worthless skins.
>>338510564
>france
>brown
>>338514568
Those aren't even right bants faggot
>>338516474
Go to bed Armond.
>>338514064
>HAMMAH DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwLg4tYvg0k
>>338503538
the tracer/widowmaker is still the only good one
>>338512747
>it's a newfag tries to be edgy and b8 episode
Nothing personel
>>338504618
He's a fucking Robot, like nigga, go to the assembly and get fucking repaired.
>>338504618
Why not, he can be fixed anyway.
Its a robot.
>>338510491
>valve
what
>>338516138
>I don't like how everyone is called "heroes"
That's Blizz in [CURRENT YEAR] for you.
Part of why I dropped WoW was I got fucking sick of everybody, from Alexstrazsa to the fucking barkeep, calling me a 'hero.'
Bitch, I'm a fucking zombie who just picked up a couple knives one day and now I stab shit for money.
>>338518431
>>338518449
The robot presumably is capable of human thought, he will remember being beat and has emotion.
>>338514975
Those fucking screams
You know the one
>>338516138
Anyone can be a hero faggot it depends on the persons morals and how people look up to them.
>>338506372
I'd like to see you make something better faggot.
>>338508471
kek'd out loud
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