GOML 2016 - Smash in Toronto - Final Day!
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Melee/Sm4sh/Brawl/64 super-national with Leffen, Mew2king, Zero, Armada, Hungrybox, Mang0, Westballz, Nairo, Ally, Anti, Wizzrobe, MKLeo, iStudying, IceNinja, Superboomfan, Kage the Warrior, SFAT, our guy Prince Abu, Shroomed, etc.
full stream schedule: http://imgur.com/U8QP9KD
Brawl top 8 happening first on the main stream (it's huge in Toronto). Also sm4sh bracket on the side-streams if that isn't your cup of tea. Melee scheduled for 1 EST so it's gonna be a bit.
Let's go!
I picked "Dog Wearing Sunglasses" for my fantasy team as a random low-money pick and he ended up making it through pools from losers. Pretty good reward for what was basically a joke pick
Did M2K drop out of Brawl? He's not on the bracket on smash.gg
this random unknown guy named Blue took a game off Zer0. It's fucking over for the fat chilean.
>>338489342
Looks like it. So i guess he didn't use his final game slot?
Fucking hell he could have played Melee teams last night.
MKLeo on stream
vs. Kid Goggles
>>338490002
>not watching Brawl
Who /bestplayer/ here?
is Snake top 5 in brawl? i know he's basically broken in PM
Do you disagree with Zero's best players of each character?
Kek if you say ANYTHING bad about Brawl in the chat they'll ban you.
damn this game and watch is fucking sick
>>338489532
>this random unknown guy named Blue
he's pretty known
he's part of LoF
>>338490735
no
I've never heard of Scizor
I've heard of Izaw
>>338490735
Who's All Might?
>>338492043
StaticManny/Heero changed his tag again
>>338490735
Yes, except Scatt should be replaced with the Japanese Megaman player
Hows our girl doing?
>>338492209
>japs
>dominating irrelevant regions
no one cares unless you come to america and get results
>it's another fox wins a melted tournament episode just like every tourney for the last five years
Merle is balanced, guys. Really.
>>338492356
Armada plays Peach, anon
>>338492356
>posting this when Melee isn't even on
not even trying at this point family
>>338492350
>america
>relevant in any smash game
>>338492785
You called?
>>338493009
>spic
>american
>AnTi with the S4SUX tag
Literally our guy
STOP CALLING KIRBY A GIRL
Just another day at the office.
wizzy dq'd from smash 4?
>>338494910
i can see it. I think he was up to 12 last night playing smash 64. And maybe he had a 10am start and he wasn't ready.
I Will Win GOML.
>>338496228
hope you're ready to get 4-stocked by M2K again
>>338496228
I hope he has a set against sfat
>>338496447
He plays either The Moon or Druggedfox in r1 of top 32 before playing m2k in winner's quarters. They might meet in losers bracket though
>>338496447
Dude if he loses to SFAT i expect a minimum of 20 unique twitter johns.
He's already prepping the johns for today.
>>338496363
I hope Leffen 4-stocks M2K again
>>338496747
He's never 4-stocked m2k you mongrel. The worst was a 3-stock on FD.
>>338492214
in losers. she needs to win 1 game to get into top 32
>>338496908
He did it at Press Start
for those that don't know smash 64 was postponed to today so top 3 is starting in a few minutes @ EvenMatchingGaming2
Superboomfan, KerroKerropi, and TR3GTheZ remain
can't even contain my hype for mew2king-leffen
holy fuck if leffen busters out beforehand i will be so mad
Also Blacklisted is on Hitbox right now.
>>338497421
He only has to play against The Moon or DruggedFox, he should be fine
>>338497606
ill watch until melee starts
>>338497734
DruggedFox is really fucking good, but the only way he'd stand a chance is going Sheik and he won't do that.
our girl on stream!
>>338488590
What happened to Mew2king in Brawl?
>>338498047
who does she main
>>338498263
Sonic, but she's really fun to watch.
>>338498393
But Sonic isn't in Melee
>>338488590
That logo is really some other kind of terrible what were they thinking
>>338498047
gross
ZERO IS IN JAIL
>>338498682
I just realized it's supposed to look like that cloud on Yoshi's story.
Brawl Grand Finals on
V115 vs. Ally
>>338499068
I'm actually enjoying Brawl. All of the good characters have really stupid option coverage and the combo game is good. I'd watch it's top eights twice a year.
>>338499068
>no mk
>>338499068
So why doesn't Sm4sh use 3 stocks?
So they are they using like 8 different streams?
>>338499787
brawl still goes faster than sm4sh for some reason
Did Ally played melee once?
>look at Brawls Stage Selection
Fuck, I miss it. Everyone on Sm4sh has a gimmick that forced you to play Omega if you want to play unhindered with friends.
>>338499905
6 yeah...
for anyone that cares smash 64 went live
>it's a pika dittos episode
>>338500132
Spear Pillar was fun
>>338499787
Brawl games lasted way too long so everyone agreed on 2 for Smash 4 even though they could easily move to 3 in this Meta
Man, I miss Snake
>>338499953
Becasue even though the neutral game is a lot campier/more defensive, characters have much better punish games than in Smash 4, and different ledge mechanics mean you can actually edgeguard people (except metaknight lel)
>>338499991
he plays PM, though not so much recently since no large events actaully run it any more
>>338499787
Because its just "what they used" for years. With Smash 4's rule set it wouldn't be nearly as terrible. Smash 4 community was smart and realized that it needed to be shorter even if overall game speed was relatively similar.
>bracket reset
Brawl would have a bracket reset.
At least the shieldbreak was nice
What's with the piss filter in Brawl? 64, Melee, and 4 always look "clear" visually but Brawl always looks blurry in a way
>>338500467
they tried out 3 stocks at a recent tournament (i think it was shots fired 2?) and it went very smoothly and people talked about switching over.
i don't know which pros are in favor of 2 stocks over 3 but i imagine they have some sway.
>>338499787
If Smash 4 had edge hogging it might have 4 stocks m8
Why is Brawl more entertaining than 4?
>>338500615
Its got something to do with the artstyle I think. I remember that PM took it out.
>>338500615
Brawl's always looked like shit, it's had the worst animations and color of all of the smash games.
>>338500692
D1 and PG Bear basically control the Smash 4 ruleset themselves. Whatever they say goes and they hate Miis and 3-stock with a passion even if Europe does it fine
Brawl ZSS is waaaay more fun to watch than Sm4sh
>>338500765
The sound effects are much better and the characters actually feel different. Plus snake
what's the deal with the hype for Leo? thought he was just some Mexican better than the rest
>>338500750
It would also be less balanced. Not that I'd mind.
>>338500946
He absolutely destroyed Mr. R (3rd best player in the world) and Vinnie (top 10) when they came to Mexico.
He's by far the best player in his country and only 15 to boot.
Why doesn't Ally try to get more off of those dthrows? He could keep going and chainthrow, but he doesn't.
>>338501051
Vinnie is not top ten.
>>338501003
It'd make it easier to come back from a deficit that's for sure.
>>338501051
>Vinnie
>Top 10
No
>>338501137
He was at the time dude. He beat Zero in a set at that one tournament and was getting consistent placements.
Then he went into a depression and retired.
>>338501137
It around when he reset GFs against Zero back in August. He was arguably Top 10 than but fell off quickly
Did M2K drop out of Brawl? Or did he not enter in the first place?
>>338500946
He beat Mr R and Vinnie when they played at some Mexico tournament. Since he can't travel to the US and nobody wants to go to Mexico this is the first chance we get to see him play against other top players. Plus Hyuga has seen relative success in the US as well and Leo is much better than Hyuga is
Snakefags are the worst, fucking stupid grenades.
ZSS is top tier waifu and a perfectly balanced char.
>crowd cheering more than 3 times
Truly, one of the greatest losses of Smash 4
>>338501334
He dropped out at the last minute. He's a dumbass because he could have made some money playing Melee teams instead then.
>>338501413
The cheers in 4 sound extremely muffled and awful. I don't know how soccer guy heard that and said "yes, this sounds good, keep this"
>>338501503
Very little money (800 dollary doos for 1st place). But we all know that him and Armada would have won if they teamed. So it's money none of the less.
Im still a little irked they didnt change much in regards to the style of Sm4sh from Brawl. Sounds are the same, and the music is alright.
>>338501526
Smash 3ds was a mistake
>>338501650
>800 CANADIAN dollars
Good god that's awful
are power shields any different in brawl vs sm4sh?
Ally would probably be really good at Melee if he played
FUCKING HELL THAT STUPID FUCKING BACKTHROW
>>338501684
There should have at least been new victory themes
Brawl results
I like Brawl. But thank god it's over and Melee can begin.
>>338502120
who cares
>>338502160
people that aren't even up yet and will walk into this thread and wonder how Brawl top 8 went :)
>>338502160
Stick to your dumbed down game sm4sh Pony.
>YFW WHEN MELEE NEXT
>>338488590
>our guy Prince Abu
Can we stop with this shit? This dude is the epitome of literal who and the only reason people know his name is because of Hungrybox. Kill this fucking meme now.
M2K will beat Zero and then lose to him in losers bracket
>V115 is already playing Sm4sh
why is boomfan going pika
why not swag out when you know you got this shit in the bag?
post yfw m2k gets 3rd
Doc kids are cancer
>holding no bars back
FUCKING CANADIANS
>>338502575
>m2k getting anything higher than 5th
>implying he won't lose to based Fork in top 32
A board that makes fun of autism on a constant basis unironically watches "competitive smash bros"
>these Sm4sh combos in this montage
m-mates i might just be a fan of your game now if this is the norm.
>>338502786
>/v/ is one person
>>338502786
>one thread is an entire board
and dude enjoying anything passionately is autism to /v/, who gives a fuck
>>338502786
>2016
>le smash isn't a fighting game meme
>>338502786
>a board that makes fun of autism on a daily basis gathers together in one thread to unironically watch a video press conference
>>338502786
>not being autistic
THIS FUCKING FOX
THAT AIN'T MELEE!
>>338502786
Most of the autism is from the meleefags.
>>338502120
Someone was actually playing Random in top 8?
>Brawl
The Production at this tournament has been God-tier GIMR and Chibo can fuck off
>>338503239
Can't deny this when we make up most of the thread
Loser's Bracket for Melee stream is on at affinityplay
>>338502786
>arguably the most mechanically demanding game in existence at the highest level
>decision making on par with chess grandmaster play, but with 1/1000 the time to make them
It may be autism but arguably anything done at its highest level is autism
>>338503304
Never even heard of EvenMatchupGaming before this tournament. Very impressed by the stream quality. Only thing questionable is the color scheme on the overlays.
>>338497734
>moon vs spacies
scared
DJ Nintendo about to go on the greatest Loser's run of all-time.
Screencap this post.
>>338503721
He is silly good against Falco but he won't be able to handle leffen's speed at all
holy shit this melee commentator is legitimately autistic.
Will it start any minute now? I'm ready with my dinner but I'm sad if I mistimed it.
>>338504050
just hold off, you can pop it in the microwave when it comes on tendies reheat well
>>338504050
>eurocucks
nah but the side stream is already on @ AffinityPlay
>>338504050
Jus go and eat it. I dont think that anything worth watch will happen in the next hour.
LARRY LURR VS ISTUDYING
BELIEVE IN THE FROG
>>338503994
>lust
leffen2cute
>m2k dabbin on sm4sh
think he slik
The GOAT looking good so far
please Larry lure, make fox viable again
This Trulliam guy is not bad
>>338504715
But he's playing terrible right now.
>>338504818
yeah he beat Dj nintendo at EGLX
very solid falco
heh, just toyin with ya kid
>>338504715
>mango
>good at anything
lol
why the fuck is duck hunt legal
OH SHIT WHO /wizzy/ HERE?
I'm just stoked I get more Amos Vang.
>>338505012
Why is Lylat?
>>338504962
>just won dreamhack
>can outdrink all of norwalk
>great father
>incredible business sense
>funny, charismatic guy, anyone who meets him likes him
(You)
>MikeHaze beating NIntendude right now
Get fucked Nintendude
>>338490547
He's the 3rd or 4th best character in brawl and a mediocre casual-filter mid-tier in PM
>yfw when Canadians sweep all 4 games
>>338490735
>Fatality
>Falcon
All you gotta do is be decent at Falcon and mirror match him. He's bad at fighting Falcon.Just like me. I'm a decent Falcon but hate the ditto because it's random and stupid as fuck.
Mike Haze just beat Nintendude
What's his name again?
>>338505147
Don't you have a match to play, mango? Fuck off already
GET
FUCKED
NINTENDUDE
>5 streams
>none of them have decent commentators
>>338505159
He lost to InfiniteNumbers at Pound too. Nintendude is a fraud.
>>338505457
goddamn i missed it. too many damn streams
WIZZY VS HUGS
Hugs wizzrobe /evenmatchupgaming
isn't it kind of early for hugs and wizzrobe to be playing
>>338505562
MikeHaze played awful at Pound and Infinite Numbers had the whole crowd cheering for him.
Also Fox still handily wins the matchup
Thoughts on MK Leo? He has a really weird playstyle, I've never seen a Metaknight or Cloud quite like him
>>338505658
stacked tourney
also it's only winner's side.
>>338505457
>>338505501
>>338505159
>>338505562
>move to socal under twitch
>"lel my region sux how can I get better??"
>lose ever harder
>>338497179
wasn't press start that tournament where leffen got assraped by sfat and got 9th
i don't think m2k was even there
>>338505658
Not really, they're 16th/17th seed I think. Winner plays Armada next round
>>338505737
very safe and very good neutral.
also how the fuck is this kid only 15
>>338505801
Pretty sure he's in norcal though
>>338505848
he's 15? he looks 22 at the least
>>338505829
yeah wizzy got fucked. He Should Be Seeded 12th. Best Falcon and Top 15 player.
>Amos
wizzrobe looks fucking disgusting
>>338505931
Its probably got something to do with how his MIOM rank is below Hugs
>>338505737
plays nicely, but overrated
imo
EASY ______
I understand you don't wanna burn out D1 and Blur but we should really have some fucking professional commentators by now.
Like fuck Dunk is in the building, get him on.
>>338505931
This literally only happens because californias (mainly socal) influence in this shit. If it weren't for the S2J is sooo goooood meme he'd be where S2J is
>>338506001
Leave Wizzy alone!
both of these guys have insanely good neutral games
>>338506129
They obviously only hired this guy because he has the sports announcer voice. Husband probably has more game knowledge than him.
>>338505931
>Best Falcon
Fans of the retard crew will disagree. But I'm all with you. Wizzy actually knows how to edge guard.
YOUNG
WIZ
Can't wait to trigger Hugs on his stream because of gettzing BTFOd by wizzy despite playing with "the best falcon" in the world all the time.
>>338506184
>>338506001
He's always been kinda a gross little kid, its how he is.
Wow, despite being only two years older than Wizzrobe, our guy Hugo looks great. He's got the body, the face, and the gameplay. I'm honestly saddened that such a humble and charismatic individual is so superior to me,.
>>338506124
retirement
Hugs never had a chance because Wizzy's practice partner is Plup
>>338505931
California Bias
>metroid recovery
zzzzzzz
>>338506129
I'm seriously confused. These people have been getting hate the entire event (especially mr deep voice man). They are FAR from being bad commentators.
Hugs Could Be This Boy's Father.
>>338506370
after pound hugs said wizzy is better than johnny and he's just gonna talk about how he narrowly lost to a top 15 player
random thoughts:
love s2j but WIZZY is the true Lord of the Falcons
nice job Leo
Zuck fero. still a tier where, he just got called out too many times for it and has to stick out with his old mains
>>338506370
>MUH MTC
>>338506547
>love s2j but WIZZY is the true Lord of the Falcons
uh I think thats actually Lord
also fuck off with your blog shit
what do you call the charge shot when it's not charged?
if hugo actually cared about winning he would've switched characters ten years ago
at this point he's just in it for the daytime drinking streambucks travel and sloots
>>338506397
>hugs fans
fucking puke
Nice back air Hugo.
PJSalt
>>338506641
A flacid shot
>>338506661
>implying Hugs doesn't unironically believe Samus is a top tier character
Wizzy vs Armada should be pretty cool. I think that at Dreamhack Winter, Wizzy took a couple of games off of him.
Wow, Hugo must've thrown that game. I guess he's got some cards up his sleeve. He must have a reason to be multi-tournament conditioning Wizzy so hard.
>>338506869
Wizzy fucking 3 stocked him in one game.
goddamn wiz is such a good player.
>>338506840
he says samus loses to everyone
he's just too lazy and happy with complacency to switch to sheik or a spacie
>yfw our guy makes top 8
why is he so perfect, bros?
>amos talking about druggedfox's loss to leffen instead of his win vs mango
>>338506869
wow dreamhack winter thats the pal version peach is only half as strong in pal i heard means nothing
Flicking between Smash and Tr4sh. ZeRo looking rusty as fuck.
>>338507062
>literally the biggest choker in the top 20
Even if he makes it he doesn't stand a chance or more than 7th
>>338506869
He took one game off of him but that game was a 3-stock
Other than that game it was pretty solidly in Armada's favour, but was still a good performance from Wizzy. He's levelled up a ton since then so I hope he does well
>>338507003
yeah but plup was top 10 with samus, he probably at least knows he's far far from playing ideal with her.
Tbh he might be too old to learn a new character
>>338507062
Oh my god yes. I must've yanked out a gallon of cum to that shirtless video. I seriously would cut off a finger for the chance to kiss and firmly yet lovingly fuck his little ass.
Man I'm still sad that DruggedFox switched off of Falco
>>338507250
Meleefags everyone.
>>338504715
pretty good, I am due for an upgrade soon ;)
Druggedfox is so overrated.
>>338507105
He's just parroting what someone else said, which is literally all of his commentary, he doesn't actually know anything.
>>338507062Yfw he's really religioushe wouldnt tell me what but I think hes muslim. his names mustafa so I wouldnt be shocked.
I talked to him for 2 hours when he was at my friends house for BH5. He's actually pretty nice but hes savage when playing smash, totally different person.
>>338507228
and as soon as plup switched he started performing much much better
it doesn't matter if hugo hasn't maxed samus's potential, he's still holding himself back
How the fuck is Ryu surviving so long.
>>338507228
>plup was top 10 with samus
no
ADDYDADDY
>>338507431
He's heavy and Venom's DI is immaculate.
>>338496228
>>338507431
Ryu isn't half bad
Zero is most likley rusty as fuck
>>338507359
CAN'T HANDLE 20BC
great by zero
Friendly reminder that Druggedfox has a fucking Sheik that beat Mango but is pulling this shit instead.
>>338507062
>>338507250
fucking degenerates
why did he drop sheik? he was having the most success with her by far. he's gone from maining fox to sheik to marth to falco and back again.
>>338507385
>He's actually really nice
No, actually he is not. If you are german and in the german smash scene and especially if you can talk german, you'd know he's fucking horrible. Germans and the german scene in general are fucking idiotitic retards.
Who would win, Captain Crunch or Prince Abu?
>>338507586
he hasn't played sheik is like 6 months. he'd get bodied by my guy Moon.
Drugged Fox is such a hack.
>>338507656
He was getting fucked up by Silentwolf because he couldn't consistently reaction tech chase.
>>338507678
He was playing her vs Leffen and took multiple games on stream.
Smashers you'd Smash:
1. Wizzy
2. Hugs
3. Armada
4. Ice
5.Lucky
6.Westballz
LA FUCKING LUNA
Bracket link?
>>338507661
Smash ice is different from my experience. Thats why I made the note he acts differently in the community rather than on a 1to1 level.
Why is Moon so good?
>>338507810
https://smash.gg/tournament/get-on-my-level-2016-good-game-con-ft-hbox-2/brackets
>>338507676
Abu would make Captain Cuck STAY IN HIS LANE
>>338507784
>no PewPewU
trash list
>>338507784
>Lucky
pretty questionable
That asian commentator has such a badass radio voice. Literally doesn't fit his appearancelol
also someone post the ice webm please, don't have it anymore thx senpai
>>338507676
who the fuck is captain crunch
sounds like some sort of hidden boss in a shitty region
>>338507784
1. Mango
2. Mango
3. Mango
4. Mango
5. Mango
6. Mango
>>338508016
>actual trailer trash
>>338507862
He is good when he feels like. Some days he'll lose to ESAM or even unranked players.
>>338507784
i don't even get this list
do you like bears, pretty boys, AND twinks?
>>338507661
what's wrong with him
why is he horrible
>>338507994
Hbox' s training partner.
>>338507994
>who the fuck is captain crunch
He is like the Master Roshi for Hbox
Well here it goes boys.
Ice truly is the biggest choker in Smash
>>338508104
I don't discriminate~Desu~
>>338507531
i mean that's a lot of leffens
>>338508016
>degenerate DeviantArt tats
>unnatural hair color gf
>fat
>babyface
Embarrasing
OOH MY GOODNESSH
Jesus Christ. Is there a bigger choker in melee than ice? Quite literally shits his pants at every American tournament.
N0ne is so talented but he doesn't know how to edgeguard like wizzy
On another note: This tournament is fucking STACKED. I just want to play someratchet and clank slash DS3 ng+++but the way this is going I'll have to watch the whole top 96.
>not banning battlefield
literally falcon's best stage you dumb german cuck
Post those set ups boys
>>338508529
im german
why do you call us cuck
Be honest with me /V/
Is top 96 even worth watching?
>MIKE TYSON ARE YOU WATCHING
What did he mean by this?
>>338508525
This. I want to watch the leaked Game of Thrones episode, but this tournament is full of quality.
>ice got hit with some insane shit
>crowd against him
choke inc?
>>338508617
You left out your taste. But I can see you're new to 4chan.
https://twitter.com/ssbDuck/status/734436732628828161
https://twitter.com/ssbDuck/status/734441531608838146
biblethump
Why would you not cp to a smaller stage?
https://smash.gg/tournament/get-on-my-level-2016-good-game-con-ft-hbox-2/brackets/11093/35310
none is gonna get cucked by weston
What does GOML stand for again /v/?
>>338508693
Since you posted based Hata I will be completely honest with you._____yes
>>338508674
M U S L I M S
U
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L
I
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>>338508714
>leaked
When, where?
>>338508712
there was an earlier comment about how n0ne is similar to mike tyson or something
>>338508617
>windows
>chrome
>tr4sh
KILL YOURSELF
>>338508875
NO LEFFEN HAS A FREE TOP 8
>Stacked Top 96 for both games
B-but I have to do something today
>>338508946
and whats wrong with muslins? im a german muslims and everythings fine
ice is a choker right guys??
Fuck off
>>338509034
Leffen is gonna lose to MacD.
>>338508875
>duck not here to fuck everyone up for midwest boys
>duck not here to promptly shit on leffen
>>338509137
dont worry mate it'll be over in 9 hours...
>>338509145
Barely fucking winning against None is literally the definition of choke
>tfw nothin to do all day
who /NEET/ here
>>338508961
Today. On the internet.
>>338509145
none is not even top 50 and was playing a fuckawful matchup
it shouldn't have gone to tournament stock
>>338508946
You have niggers, spics and other minorities.
It's just pick your poison nowadays, not much you can do about it. Stop bringing this up in a comfy melee thread.
>>338508875
>leffen could win
>>338509143
>im a german muslim
so you're not actually german
>kage switching to falcon
where were you when he abandoned his meme character to actually fucking win something?
I like how Kage's solution to Ganondorf's terrible matchup against Sheik is to play Falcon, a character who also has a terrible matchup vs Sheik
>>338509143
>im a german muslim
You should have just said German. The rest is a given.
>>338509485
hes been doing this for at least five years
>>338509356
>n0ne is not even top 50
yeah he is, even leffen said he's the 2nd best falcon behind wizzy. MIOM is HELLA biased.
>>338509497
>a character who also has a terrible matchup vs Sheik
kek no
>>338509251
me. working part time though, but my next shift is on tuesday so I can enjoy this tournament to its fullest:3
>>338509485
>falcon
>not a meme character that can't win anything
>>338509497
He talked about it at Summit 1, I think. He wants to have a better matchup, but he also doesn't want to be lame
>>338509536
he went ganon against 2 of the best sheiks in the world at Smash Summit literally 6 months ago.
>>338509485
He's always used falcon to counter pick shieks.
Too bad thats still a bad match up and barely works against anyone actually good.
>>338509584
Laudandus pls leave
>>338509578
>even leffen said he's the 2nd best falcon behind wizzy
Leffen is so fucking based. Fuck S2J
SO MANY STREAMS
who are we rooting for today, lads?
I want to see Westballz get top 3 tbqh
>>338509578
leffen likes to be edgy
like when he said that peach was an underdeveloped character and he found new tech and it was literally just float canceling and wavelanding from the edge
>few weeks ago
>notice this cute girl working at tank station
>go in and buy a can and coke
>go to her (she's the cashier)
>she scans it and asks "anything else"
>I knew she would ask that so I prepared to say "what about your number"
>talks about how her boyfriend wouldn't like that but it was smooth
>go out of tank station disappointed, just throw out a quick bye without much small talk, fuck this shit
>following weeks
>been there a few times
>she apologized and said I shouldn't be mad at her
>ohdontworryiwasnotmad.jpg
>today
>be there again
>buy can of coke
>literally only went there because of her
>go to the cashier desk
>she's already having a grin on her face because I'm coming
>scans the coke
>"anything else"
>yeah, you single yet? Give me your number
>Nooo I am still with my boyfriend but if we break up I'll give you my number immediately, promise
>she is flirty as hell
>say goodbye and leave with a smile
GUYS
How do I get her number? She seems legitimately interested. Should I just ask to be friends anyway? Because what I know is that they have been together for years and she said she's most likely not gonna break up ANYTIME soon. I just replied she'll be gone working there by the time she'd give me her number.
Help me out anons.
Also I don't sually do this but fuck if you fake confidence it works even if you are ugly.
LARRY LURR IS SO FUCKIGN GOOD
JUST CAME WHAT DID I MISS
MacRapist vs Prof Pro on affinity
predicitons?
>>338509885
Leffen is our guy, so him of course.
Others include M2K, Wizzrobe and Westballz.
>>338509406
>muslim implying it's a similar situation at all
Fuck off, go worship your pedo prophet
>>338509894
you're failing a shit test you retard
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2010/07/20/i-have-a-boyfriend-responses/
>>338509885
>both plup and ppmd aren't here
I have no one to root for.
I I'd like to see Leffen send armada to loser's early and see what chaos that causes.
>>338509894
This has nothing to do with smash
She has a boyfriend, dude
Or she's just trying to get you to fuck off
>>338509970
Hugs got raped by a young boy.
Ice almost choked against N0ne.
Duck good food posioning from eating some bad poutine.
>>338509970
Mike Haze beating Nintendude 2-0 is only real upset so far.
>>338510125
t. beta
What the fuck, KJH just beat SFAT 2-0. I know he doesn't like Fox dittos, but still
>>338510127
>Hugs got raped
FUCK
>>338510214
holy fuck you're joking
that's a massive upset
ADDYDADDY
>>338510106
cringeworthy pua autism
>SFAT
>>338510214
the leffen practice paying off damn lmao
>>338510214
Is there a bigger choker than SFat?
>>338510343
>payed
ngghgh
>>338510343
>HxH
nugga
who prof pro here
>>338510343
w
e
w
>>338510327
it seems autistic when you read it like that but acting like they say in r/trp got me the only results with girls i've ever had
Time to see a fox get shined.
someone post the webm
you know the one
>>338508915
Get off my lawn
>>338510435
>literally babies first shota
it's on the level as having a Sasuke avatar or some shit.
>ME-LEE
Mr. R eliminated by a random fox main
absolute madness
>The shantytown of The Netherlands
WESTON TELLING ICE TO GET BACK IN THE KEK SHED
>>338510508
>r/trp
>>338510596
I dare you to name one better.
how can you not know how to pronounce the name of the fucking game you're commentating
>>338510678
>LARRY FUCKING LURR
>RANDOM FOX MAN
???????
>>338510678
le ebin trol xd
>>338510106
No no, the second time I went there I asked what her boyfriends name is, she instantly told me both fore and last name, looked it up on FB. I'm not that stupid. She legimitely seemed interested in me despite having a boyfriend.
holy fucking shit
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
>>338510678
>Larry Lurr
>Random
This has to be bait
W E S T O N D E N N I S
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>>338510678
>Random Fox Main
Westballz is so fucking hype
Is ZeRo still in winners?
I really don't want him to win.
wtf
>>338510754
>>338510759
trolled hard desu
GET OUT OF MY HEAD WESTBALLZ
if only mr.R hadnt choked that first game away.
also:westballz is too good against fox
NEW TECHNOLOGY
HOLY FUCK WES THAT CHAIN GRAB
>that chaingrab
calm down west
>>338510214
>Get 7th at Xanadu, not even losing to Chillin or Milkman but to literal whos
>Then beat SFAT 2-0 at GOML
KJH's consistency is weird
>>338510859
>Is ZeRo still in winners?
is the sky still blue
REST IN FUCKING PEACE ICE
>>338510736
One better? Shota?
Man, I wanna play some melee right now. Too bad the only decent people I know are absolute fucking aspergers with anger management issues that throw their controller and get loud when they lose. Maybe I should get an usb gc device to play netplay, but I imagine that it will feel kinda off.
>>338510890
>>338510909
>>338510916
do none of you actually play the fucking game
it's not new the commentators are just retarded
it's also not a real chaingrab
MacD in top 32
Prof sent back to britcuck where he blongs
Here it is.
EXCELLENT FORWARD AIR
>>338511038
Yeah, Ice just teched super predictable
>not going sheik against westballz
kek Ice deserves to lose Weston fucking destroys spacies
>>338511135
>this commentary
>>338511143
but fox can't tech falco's down throw
West Getting Bodied By Our Guy Ice
Reverse 3-0?
fox falco best matchup
westballz ice best games
>Leffen has to beat M2K, then Armada, then Hungrybox to stay in winners, then Manga in GF
>>338511256
you just shine and falco can't do anything
>>338511135
OH MY GOODNESS
Is Kels the best girl who plays Smash? She seems to place high fairly consistently.
While we're at it, what kind of name is "Weston" anyways?
>>338511475
absolutely. she's amazing.
>>>>>>>>EUROKEKS
>>338511475
I thought Kels was a big black guy
>>338511348
>mang0
>GFs
>>338511038
I don't understand why people even listen to the commentary. I just listen to some good old transmetal
>>338511475
Her or Admiral
>>338511486
It's a true and honest middle name.
>>338511038
when did i say it was new or a ""REAL"" chain grab?
it was a hype chain of grabs, now remove the stick from your ass, gayboy
>>338511570
Sent to losers by hbox, then beats armada in losers, then hbox in losers finals
Fork took a game off m2k lol
>>338511475
NO THAT'S XALTIS WOW SHUT UP
>>338511505
m'lady
>>338511556
he's talking about sm4sh.
supergirlkels is actually ranked top 5 in her region and consistently places top 8 at regionals
ice fucking sucks why do eurocucks keep hyping him up he's like an infinitely worse leffen lite
>It's a Westballz 3-0's an obviously jet-lagged Ice episode
Oh fuck it's white Smash weeb vs the black Smaah weeb
>>338511594
>it's an admiral namedrops herself and pretends she could beat armada thread
Fucking kys.
>>338511726
>It's a better player wins vs the worse player episode
>>338511728
what
>>338511727
>Lucky
>White
>>338511709
Ice is insanely good but he also chokes incredibly hard.
>>338511705
Just goes to show Sm4sh is a trash game.
>>338511651
>mang0
>beating Armada
>>338511821
>Better play wins vs the worse player
This isn't what Sakurai wanted
>>338511861
everyone who's not black or asian is white
>kjh vs lucky
switching to smash 4, call me when it's over
>>338511949
>watching smash 4 at all
mang0 is on the side stream right now
>>338511876
t. xaltis
>>338511949
>hating fox dittos
the worst
>>338511949
good riddance
>>338511907
It's what he wanted for Melee not Brawl
>Leffen v The Moon
>Off stream
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING
>>338512059
oh cool, didn't know there was a 2nd stream
>>338512073
*yawn*
i hate bad fox dittos. kjh is a fraud and lucky is boring as fuck
>Lucky is able to resist that preference advantage
>>338512128
>caring about leffen raping some third rate marth
>>338512128
yeah i want to watch leffen lose
what is the point of doing smashgg fantasy? do you get rewards or something?
>>338512128
Fucking hell.
Man, Leo plays so unorthodox, it's fun as fuck
MANG0 GETTING KEKED BY SWEDISH
THE KID IS DONE!
>>338512278
what's the point of playing smash at all
IT'S FUN
FUCKING RETARD
>>338512278
yeah i think you get some stickers lel
>>338512278
You get points that you can use to vote esam into the next smash summit.
>>338512278
The reward is you might win.
>lucky, a top 15 player, cannot chaingrab
Smash is seriously so underdeveloped.
>>338490735
john fucking numbers plays smash?
>>338512472
norwalk doesn't chaingrab, is this your first time watching smash?
>>338512472
He did it a bit.
What's with his facials expressions?
Does Swedish Delight have one of the most punchable faces in Smash?
>>338512484
i mean, what the fuck else did you think he did.
>>338512484
Yes? That's why he was there in the first place
He's the best WFT
>>338512484
Of course.
He cucks Wanda in every game.
>>338512587
I don't think anyone could ever beat Hbox.
>>338490735
>not Kamemushi
>not Leo
>>338512587
Not even close. Zero, Esam, Nairo, Hbox, MacD.
this commentators voice is amazing
>>338512484
He's the best Wii Fit and the best player in New York City
>>338512743
Too bad he says the stupidest shit.
>>338512587
you may have not have intended but this sounds really racist.
don't just say shit like this without thinking it through.
>>338512128
>>338512317
>>338512226
>>338512234
the hell are you all going on about
it's right there
>>338512853
Fuck off, chinknigger.
>>338512853
Shut the fuck up nigger.
Leffen looks like a dumbass in hatsunless its a mudkip
>>338490735
>All Might for best Roy
Rumor is Ryo is trying to take that spot for whatever reason.
The Moon is going to take this he's been hot today.
>>338512853
Go suck a dick you giant niggerfaggot.
>>338512853
FUCK YOU
>>338512739
>MacD
In your fucking dreams.
>>338512853
I didn't intend it to be racist. But if what I posted offended you, then I change my mind - I definitely intended it to be racist.
>>338512972
why the fuck do people waste their energy on unviable trash?
>>338512903
Shinji had a hard life
id smash leffen
Is it just me or do Leo's fans make the most cancerous shit?
>TWO STOCK AYYY
>OLE OLE
every fucking time
>>338512576
No idea. It's fucking irritating to say the least. Looks like the guy is arguing with himself, I hate when people do that when they play. Keep your damn hole shut.
>>338511728
Admiral could beat Armada faggot. She's the best female ICs and probably better than 90% of other Ice Climbers. If I actually bothered to travel around and enter more tournies then she could totally be top 20.
>>338513054
Because maybe hedoesn't give a shit about tiers
LEFFEN ON MAINSTREAM
ARMADA ON SUBSTREAM
Leo is cucking Nairo hard. Not used to the BORB.
>Mexican wins
so this is why Americans want Trump, they're just salty
>>338513040
he's a smug fuck boy who always looks like he's expecting to win against anyone that's not top 20.
>>338506119
>Destroys False completely
>Beats Nairo cleanly
>>338511728
Admiral could be the best player to ever play and yet she gets harassed at tournies for being a girl so she doesn't travel.
>>338513206
Mexicans are American
>taunt
ban this fucker
>>338513121
>(You)
So is Nairo overrated?
>>338488590
>people still play Melee
This meme has gone on for far too long.
>>338512853
found the smash 4 faggot
>Armada vs Wizzy or Leffen vs Moon
FUCK
M2K VS ZERO
LETS
FUCKING
GO
>>338513206
Mexicans want trump
WIZZY VS ARMADA
.tv/affinityplay
>inb4 wizzy wins
>>338513298
Go to bed, Milktea.
HBOX ON STREAMSmash 4 stream
HBOX MADE TOP 32 SMASH 4 LUL
>HBox vs ZeRo
>>338513470
wizzy will take one game but that's it.
HBOX VS ZERO LET'S GO
>>338513426
>m2k
you mean hbox
>>338513121
>>338513298
>129th at evo
>17th at forte 3
>33rd at nebs prime 1
mm-hm
>Leffen v The Moon
>Armada v Wizzrobe
>Zero v (Hbox) Mew2King
>Hungrybox playing smash 4 puff
What the fuck
>>338513620
how the fuck. he had to at least beat 1 decent person to do it.
>>338513705
Our guy hungrybox just giving the crowd soemthing to laugh about while that sloth m2k finishes masturbating in the family bathroom.
>>338513620
Good. If we're incredibly fortunate he'll do so well in it that he'll quit Melee. I'm happy to let you guys deal with him for a while.
This is painful to watch, poor kid. Hope he makes it top 8 anyway, but it seems unlikely.
>>338512903
what the fuck are you talking about the match just ended
>>338513620
This just proves how laughibly pathetic your children's game is
new
>>338513740
>>338513993
alternatively it just proves how incredibly gullible you are
DAJUAN
>>338513834
he's an overrated hack. one good tournament and everyone rides his nuts
wizzy keeping it even with armada on secondary stream right now
>>338514484
it was friendlies
>>338514484
it was obviously a joke
M2K VS SCARFLARD IN TR4SH
/egeofficial
>>338514737
>>338514602
That doesn't disprove what you think it does. It doesn't make me gullible either you children
>>338514846
Literally no one cares
>>338513620
Not surprised. Literally any melee player that practices the game for more than 5 minutes can get Top 32
>>338515026
>this defensive
>>338515026
Awww, don't be embarrassed :p
>>338515354
Hell, even Reggie that had to learn how to triple jump got that one match pretty close.
>>338515435
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