Fire Keeper is CUTE!
why is she wearing a t-shirt.
>>338418994
Why not?
I want to lick her armpits.
Fire Keeper is so last month.
>>338418994
because t-shirts are a boring piece of clothing and she's a boring level lady
>>338420068
Fire Keeper is so never.
She's so dull soulsfags instantly latched onto the invisible bird instead of her.
REAL BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH
>>338418591
I wannatouch the demon inside her
>>338420197
No, they tried to waifu fire keeper for a few weeks first.
>>338418591
>that look of fluffy thickness
>that subtle silhouette
>that squiggly mouth
>>338420286
you're alright anon
>>338420438
before the game came out, yes
waifufags are fucking cancer.
Also not video games.
>>338420286
you realize she most likely looks like zombie without the mask on right?
>>338421047
Untrue Dark Ring, friend
Yorshka is CUTE
Kriemhild is cute!
>>338421627
Eating like that will make herTHICK
>>338421158
Does no one actually visit Scas's Tumblr?
The Dancer has become the Lord of Hollows!
>>338422936
I do. Lovely pictures he's got there, but this is a blue board
>>338422331
or at least less starved
>>338423194
I thought that was Karla at first ;-;
>>338423194
Gud.
>>338423338
Here's your precious Karla.
>>338421446
DELETE THIS
>>338423338I thought the artist was ScorpDK when I first saw the image
>>338418591
how can someone so cute be so bland
>>338420286
literally mephistoteles 2
>>338423459
>>338423493
>Lewds of my waifu
>>338423665
Fire Keeper is cute but Doll is still bestest
>>338421765
>Exile Knights are twins
DEEPEST LORE, Exile Knights confirmed Madaras Twins, BB and DaS are same universe
>>338423701
Mephistoteles doesn't care about you, though
>>338418591
>Waifu fags
>>/trash/
Degenerate scum.
>>338423739
YOUR WAIFU IS A FILTHY SLUT, ANON
>>338423775
This, Yuria is not actually a bad girl she's just an idiot for genuinely believing in a Jew Snake, but most characters in this universe can't help it.
>>338422936
Link to tumblr por favor
>>338424160
'Ere you are, chap
http://scasblog.tumblr.com/
>>338424268
damn those nipples are succulent
>>338420286
>"And I, too, am also thine."
Just the way she says it, god damn.
>>338424268
MORE
>>338424313
Thanks m8
>>338424313
>most of that anatomy
Christ, learn how to draw a stomach buddy.
>>338421446
Is it ever explained why Yuria thinks Orbeck will fuck with your rule in the Lord of Hollows path?
>>338424268
NIPPLE
I
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L
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dancer is best girlin whole series[/spoiler
>>338421765
Heysel is cute as fuck
>>338424997
She was jealous of his hair
Step aside, plebs. Best girl comming through.
>>338424268
That's not where nipples go
>>338425326
>Necrophile
>>338423775
kek
>>338424049
we all believed them once
>>338424997
He used to be an assassin and apparently Vinheim and Londor don't get along.
>>338423459
I want to fuck Karla raw in her little cubby while everyone in Firelink watches
>>338425326
did you know she open her eyes while talking?
>>338425371
She's not dead, idiot.
>>338424049
>implying that Kaathe isn't right
>implying that the Usurpation end isn't the best end of DaS3
>implying that you shouldn't become the Lord of Londor
>>338419138
what the fuck?
>>338425598
Explain the abyss monsters.
>>338425514
What is it about teacher characters that makes me rock hard?
>>338425661
>what is a breast
>>338425589
>He doesn't know
>>338425701
Abyss monsters only show up when people are conducting evil experiments with their own humanity, ala Oolacile, or pushing their humanity too hard with dark sorcery. Don't do that shit, and you're fine
>>338425763
that is not how breasts work, m8
>>338425937
That's literally how breasts work though you fucking virgin. She's pushing them together with her biceps.
>>338425713
two left feet?
>>338425874
A-anon?
>>338425937
>I've never touched a girl before: the post
>>338425158
You've seen her face right, you can see it through the mask
>>338425713
>teacher fetish
is it still a fetish if literally everyone has it?
>>338425937
are you a faggot?
I want to serve darkmoon Gwyndolin!
very cute!
>>338426272
Does everyone have it? What makes teachers attractive?
>>338426561
/ss/
>>338426561
literally everyone gets off, to some extent, on the idea by being bossed around by a sexually aggressive (attractive) authority figure
>>338426561
Are you into motherly characters
>>338426103
why did you have to point that out
fuck
>>338426561
what are they saying anon?
>All these posts
>No mention of the best Dark Souls 3 waifu
Sinners and heretics, the lot of you
>>338426256
probably a skull like every other enemy from boralis
>>338427612
>>338427448Both wrong
>>338427718
if he's fully hollow, which he clearly is, then why is he still best bros with the giant bird
and what even was the fucking deal with ringing the bell? he doesn't like people touching the bell or what? lazy shit without explanation
>>338427957
I think it just meant you were challenging him.
Aren't dragonbros all about dueling each other?
>>338427957
yeah, most of these things don't make any sense, sadly
>>338427957
well, ringing the bell summons him, probably instinct from back when he was running Archdragon Peak. so you've just summoned a super-super powerful hollow. he mindlessly attacks you on sight, like all other hollows.
bird is still loyal because muh loyal steed
>>338428315
warnings on the floor saying YOU WILL END IT ALL IF YOU RING THE BELL implies theres some actual reason beyond dude is crazy
I'm sure the lore experts will find some connection that proves he was avenging gwyndolin because smough sent him a soul telegram or some shit
>>338428471
I always took it as "this fucking asshole walked into my house, killed my wyvern, bullied my rock lizards, and now he's ringing my goddamn tribute bell? I'm gonna fuck him"
>>338428471
well yeah, after the Nameless King hollowed out, all of the dragonfags put down signs that said DO NOT RING THIS BELL, IT WILL SUMMON A HOLLOW WHO WILL KILL US ALL ON SIGHT
pretty logical sign to put down, when you think about it
>>338428564
i can buy that but then the signs outside the bell don't make sense, but i guess thats just dev railroading lore
>not posting the best woman From has ever created
>>338428717
Don't you meanImposter/Real Iosefka?
>>338428934
Not at all. Adeline is best.
>sweet, childlike innocence that descends into madness as more brain fluid is consumed
I love her.
>>338425589
You can find her in the demon ruins.
>>338429248
Do you think that water drips down, even deep below, at the bottom of the Sea?
>>338421446
DELETE THIS
>>338421446
Sirris a CUTE
>>338420198
UHHHHH
>>338421627
A CUTE!
>>338430146
yes, ashen one?
I WANT TObanishTHE DANCER
>>338430254
I want her to sit on my face.
>Cake Keeper
YES
>>338421446
Sirris confirmed as best girl
>>338430528
REMOVE
FATFAGS
>>338430476
Dancer first
>>338430528
D E L E T E T H I S
Emerald Waifu gr8est
Deepest Lore. Best Voice. Kicks her feet while sitting. Best Shrine too. Majula > All
If I pulled that off, would she die?
>>338421446
Karla is still confirmed for best bae then.
>>338430528
R E M O V E
F A T T I E S
I want to give Rosaria a pale tongue if you know what I mean
>>338430591
>>338430678
>>338430830
Problem?
>>338430838
>>338426561
>tfw young male teacher who gets hit on by my students all the time but have to turn them down for ethical purposes and because I'm not interested in underage girls
>only get hit on by average girls at bars
>>338430730
>actually has more than one line of dialogue
>teleports to wherever you are to cheer you on
>reminds you if you have an unused Estus Shard (DS3 firekeeper probably doesn't even know what that is lmao)
Best waifu. Really the only downside is that she'sNashandra in disguise and spends the whole game manipulating you
>>338430730
Doll is the only one not manipulating you.
>>338431082
>Actually Nashandra
I'd still fuck it
>>338431193
You spend the whole game doing her busywork, and at the end she either wipes your memory, turns you into a cripple or turns you into a slug. Great Ones are dicks.
>>338431082
what's the point of manipulating me if I can kick her down in 1 attempt?
why didn't she at least try to seduce me so she could have the throne? dumb bitch
>>338431397
Aren't you confusing her with the moon presence?
>make horrible, ungodly abominations
>give them cute feet
>>338431274
DELETE THIS
>>338431193
She's the most manipulative you dolt.
>>338421446
>ringfinger is handsome
Huh.
>>338431446
She's not actually Nashandra, anon
>>338431648
Hush, you'll make him uncomfortable by challenging what he's been told on youtube!
>>338431740
Can I at least share more Shanalotte images?
>>338431446
Because she needs you to open the Throne of Want. She'd never earn the Giant's Kinship, it was her idea to fuck their shit up and steal their throne.
>>338431648
she was the prototype of a dragon that failed or whatever, then started helping me so I could claim the throne and relight that thing, right? why does she care?
>>338431740
akshyually I still have to watch videos on DaS2 lore, should I watch vaati? if not him, then who else?
PICKLE PEE
Fire keeper was a big disappointment, after having the doll she was "ultra meh tier", even the Herald was better.
>>338431938
I just said I was on her way, she got all that shit out of her way only to have the one that opened it all up against her?
>>338431973
She was specifically designed to to stop the Curse, but failed, so now she tricks Undead to go on this quest. You are the only one who is remotely successful, so she grows warmer towards you
>>338425713
Anyone have the comic of CU boning her from behind? Somewhat this style.
>>338431938
>So, get this, guys
>my master plan is as follows:
>I'm going to get an Undead to haul his ass across the whole continent multiple times
>he's going to get super fucking strong, right?
>he's going to get so fucking strong, that he'll be able to get the Giant's Kinship and the Throne of Want SOLO
>yeah, he'll basically be, like, the most powerful creature in existence
>NEXT, after I've got him nice and superpowered, I'm going to challenge him to a 1v1 fight for the Kinship
>despite that he's now objectively stronger than me!
WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF THROUGH THE BOSS FOG! NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTER PLAN???
>>338431985
PUMP A RUM
>>338432125
Literally in the thread, m8
>>338426561
>>338432125
>>338426561
Oops nvm
>>338431204
You have no idea how badly I want to fill Mildred's womb
>>338432256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wTndUgskZQ
>>338432335
She isn't called Maneater for nothing
Why does he draw her so well?
>>338431193
Behelits are the keys to open the gate between the human world and the bottom of the Abyss,
"Beherit", is
the Syriac word for Satan.
>>338428717
>>338428950
was... was that the nun..?
>>338432514
He doesn't
>>338432626
Indeed.
>>338432668
It's literally the same face/proportions he uses for Violet. He knows like 3 bodytypes/faces and reuses them all.
>>338423459
You do know that she smells like onion rings and rank ass.
Right...?
>>338421446
>Leonhart is Agent 47
Makes sense.
>>338432514
SHADSHIT
H
A
D
S
H
I
T
>>338418591
this is the best picture in the thread
>>338430212
>>338431274
Does anyone else fell a spark of guilt when you leave and she says "off so soon?"
>>338432837
Just give her a bath
>>338432436
Please more
>>338433002
Some more focus on Mildred
>>338432436
Why the fuck is there so little of souls when it comes to doujins? Just now looking at sadpanda, there's 7, 2 are gay shit, one of futa gwyndolin, which is gay shit as well. Only decent ones are a netorare one and the MiB one. For fucks sake japan, draw some gwynevere or something. Just, something decent worth a fap
We need more dancer butt!
>>338433063
nice. I don't know why but chicks wearing masks are just great
Yorshka needs a headpatting option
>>338426395
please sauce
>>338433164
My fetish as well
Maybe it makes it more mysterious?
>>338433287
Masks dehumanize a person. It's like an objectification of the female body.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, if they're into it too. Since these are not real women then no guilt slinging here.
>>338431082
>nashandra in disguise
Nigga pls
>>338433160
We really do.
So why exactly does Ringfingerkill Rosaria?
>>338433164
Agreed, I don't know why but it's such a kink for me
>>338433063
God bless you
>>338433160
Dancer what?
>>338433396
I like it because I suck at drawing people, especially faces
>Implying best girl isn'tthe poison moss seller.
>>338430783
It would be very painful
>>338433285
all yours my friend
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3179202
>>338425937
Spot the virgin: easy af edición m7
>>338432397
Oh god that Shia pic.
I don't think I've laughed this much in a long time.
>>338433669
not him, but thanks
>>338433518
he is pretty jealous and cant stand your progress with her.
>>338433742
>>338433583
>>338433654
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE DANCER
she's had a hard enough life as it is
>>338433287
covering eyes only>>>>>>full mask
>>338433880
Get out of here, Vordt
>>338433880
She made most of us hard alright
>>338420286
>wench of kaathe
>best
HAHAHA no
>>338433669
gods work anon, thanks
>>338418591
why aren't there any trap firekeepers?
>>338434054
Because fuck you faggot.
>>338434107
are you cute, at least?
>>338433964
>Friends with the bro that is Yoel
>Grateful for to you for helping him
>Guides your way to power
>Hooks you up
>Helps you kill the Soul of Cinder
>Never attacks once you complete her questline
>qt voice
BEST GIRL
>>338434054
Because it wouldn't be a best girl thread if there were.
>>338430476
>DEEP IN THE CONCRETE JUNGLE
>ON THE 5 TRAIN
>DANGER STRIKES
>CHINABOOTY: THE WRECKONING
>>338433656
You're a big guy
>>338434235
For you.
>>338420286
>bald
No thanks senpai
>>338430783
>>338433656
>>338434235
>>338434376
STOP
THIS IS DANGEROUS
>>338433101
>tfw no doujin of Maneater Mildred invading your world and nearly killing you, she then starts to rape you and forces you to cum inside of her
>humanity restored
>>338432256
>>338432125
>>338431985
is this all fanart from the same person or is there a canon reason people think she looks like this?
>>338434054
Ah don't worry about that.
>>338433909
This picture is so fucking cute
>>338433617
Look up some books and videos about anatomy and start with the skeleton. Every artist worth a shit can switch from whatever style they're using no matter how cartoony and draw a realistic human being with muscle and tendons and all.
You gotta learn the rules then break 'em.
>>338434054
Maybe the Stone Dragon?
The fireplace is already lit up when you get there.Perhaps it's a female too.
>>338432612
>eyes on her eyes
>>338434450
Now is not the time for fear, that comes later.
fire keepers a cutie. dont hate
>>338434595
crows are black.
crow sound pretty young.
Papi from monster musume.
>>338418591
Girls in casual clothing are the best.
>countless cycles have happened
>once in a while a dark lord appears until a chosen undead kills them and links the fire
>but if you just stab some broad in the face before you become the dark lord YOU WIN AND BEAT THE CYCLE!
what the fuck? so if I had stabbed Beatrice in the face during DS1 I would have broken the cycle?
>>338434779
what if he ate the firekeeper
>>338434203
>>338420286
I enjoy the fact that she's actually a good person, outside of her wanting you to kill Orbeck, which came completel out of left field.
>>338434991
>so if I had stabbed Beatrice in the face during DS1 I would have broken the cycle?
It would have been extremely painful.
>>338433101
>Only decent ones are a netorare one
>>338435254
Orbeck had it coming, punk bitch trying to steal my Lordship
>>338421765
>all those baldies
>those horrible faces
Clearly randomly generated placeholders
>>338435254
She knew Orbeck used to be an assassin. She was just looking out for you
>>338425937
How sad.
>>338435309
I just want one with Mildred
Is that so much to ask
>>338425937
>How to spot a virgin
>>338433101
go to rule34
search gwyndolin
good fap
>>338430730
Also the most stacked, with a loli form as well.
She didn't deserve her fate of being in the most meme-hated game
>>338435592
i want to nuzzle that bulge
I never fapped to traps before but something about gwyndolin makes me want to violate his but hole
>>338421446
I still would Yuria.
>>338435879
>something
you mean everything about gwyndolin
>>338435592
I'm not a faggot though
>>338421446
>Game comes out
>Nobody cares about Sirris
>Faces are revealed
>Sirris is clearly bestgirl but still nobody cares
What a shame. Sirris is top tier qt holy knight waifu and her story is really good too.
>>338435879
I've noticed alot of Darkmoon Blades I've seen online run the full Brass set
The guilty pay the price
>>338436028
>tfw sirris pledging to be your knight
best girl
>>338435258
for /u/
>>338436028
Found it impossible to care about anyone in 3. Greirat was kinda cool but when I walked by his dead ass in the sewers it was more like finding a missing button 'there it is' than any kind of attachment.
>>338436094
>"my loyalty will never waver"
>become finger
>THE NEXT TIME WE MEET WE WILL BE ENEMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>338436028
Too bad she is still the biggest idiot of all summons, and will betray the shit out of your if you give Rosaria a tongue, even if it's for changing features or respeccing
>>338436017
He would be the perfect waifu but instead I have a gay crush now
not like it bothers me or anything, would go full homo
>>338436382
its not gay if he wears a dress
>>338431274
>all this art making Yorshka look cute
It's hilarious, it's like we're ignoring how terribly modeled she is.
>>338436017
I love this picture
>>338424049
Kaathe hasn't lied about a single thing he's told us.
>>338436216
>Giving a prize you get for killing a person to the goddess of killing people
>Surprised when rightous holy divine lady gets pissed
Sirris don't play. You get 1 chance, motherfucker
>>338436502
pretty sure it's still gay but I still would
>>338436517
She has tiny t-rex arms, anemic frame, and a giraffe neck for a body.
>Gwyndolin will never lay with you on the giant stone slab down the hallway cuddling in a pile of cool bodies and chilly silks
>He'll never allow you to place your foul lips upon his pristine form
>He'll never drop his robes like a new bride and feel the anxiety of mortality's unsureness when you start to tend to his slender, porcelain form
>You'll never engage in the activity that proves his body and mind completely that of a woman's
>>338421765
I always expected Creighton to look more pissed off.
>>338436216
>even if it's for changing features or respeccing
supposedly that's getting patch, or did already
>>338436696
do your duty as a blade of the darkmoon, anon
>>338421627
>>338436751
STOP
Where are good places to get summoned as Darkmoon, throughout the game?
>>338436751
It's time to stop.
>mfw dancer is a butterface
>>338436928
Nowhere, because no one gets summoned as darkmoon. No one. Except that one time when I was a low SL and I somehow attracted a Darkmoon fucker when I was invading.
>>338436751
I'm not even sure if I want to bone Gwyndolin or just want to hold him and tell him it's gonna be alright
>>338436751
more
>>338431648
>eyes the same color
>>338436382
why does he have snakes for legs? was this ever addressed?
>>338437026
She's a fokin giant beef jerky zombie m8 what did you expect
>>338437143
It's an illusion, or one of Seath's experiments.
>>338437213
>it's an illusion, or one of seaths experiments
now this is some spicy fanfiction!
>>338436919
>>338437017
Stop living because
>You will never conquer a god's body with yours
>Gwyndo-chan will never lewdly gyrate his thin waist and fem hips against your groin to elicit the reaction he desires
>You will never draw his holy undergarments aside and bring him down to the level of a lowborn whore baring their loins to a passing lover
>>338437026
Her armour literally says she's become a monstrous beast like Vordt and the rest of the outrider knights.
So what was the deal with Oceiros? I get that he was using the serpent men to help him collect Seath's research to find a way to create a valid heir to his bloodline and ended up turning himself into a pseudo-Seath,but was he also pregnant too? Is that who his precious Ocelotte was?
>>338437143
so he can tickle your prostate while you fuck him
>>338437409
it's time to stop.
>>338434450
Rememebr when baneposting killed a plane full of people
>Sirris pledges to be your personal knight
>You are Yuria's Lord and Liege
>But they probably won't like each other
Someone needs to draw art of these 2 qts fighting over the Ashen One really bad.
>>338437630
I maintain that this was the incident that signalled the rebirth of our lord Kek back into this world.
>>338437791
put together character pictures and post it in the drawthread
>>338437594
>I don't know how to read item descriptions
>>338437630
I wish memeing hard enough would change the world
Instead I just get screencaps that get posted on reddit
Can we just start memeing about succubi so a bunch of demons will fuck us to death
>>338437791
they wouldn't fight over you becausesirris dies after you kill the twin princes
>>338437409
>you will never jerk off gwyndolins cute dick while you fuck his boypussy
>Get to be lord of hollows
>Everyone looks like a shriveled corpse
>No good pussy for the new lord
>>338434890INSIGHT
>>338426065
>>338426223
>>338433718
>>338435532
>>338435495
This place is for virgins. Fuck off normies.
>>338438058
>Can we just start memeing about succubi so a bunch of demons will fuck us to death
You fool
You're supposed to meme about waifus so we can become 2D and have them to ourselves. This dick is not touching some semen demon whore.
>>338438069
>Souls 3 claims that NPCs are such a bigger feature
Sure, there's more, but they're still the shitty "right place right time you wouldn't know without multiple autistic playthroughs or a guide" mechanics.
>>338438131
But I'm already enough of a waifufag that the few people that put up with me get annoyed, I can't really push it any further at this point.
Where are the waifus, where are the semen demons. I would even take a trap at this point, just free me of this Z axis
>>338437738
I want to breed that goddess(male)
>>338438257
>>338438425
>that
>not the Baneposting porn
>>338438196
>Sirris appears on the bridge after fighting the dog and only after reloading the area/resting at a bonfire
>her next sign is is before the tree boss, a place you'd never ever have a reason to ever go back to
still not as retarded as sigward, he's outside the cathedral inside a well in a corner you'd never approach because there's no reason to. Not to mention return to that area aswell
>>338421446
>Yuria
BALD! BALD!
>>338438543
>watch Baneporn
>they don't even use the lines in any sort of a context and it just sounds like they belong in a mental institution
>didn't even cum
What a waste
>>338436382
>>338436502
You guys know he has tits right?
It's only half gay if he is only have guy
>>338438425
>>338437630
>>338437630
what the fuck was the quote from the article, again? it was something like
>[perpetrator] was described as being a pretty big buy who was always trying to bring his friends. Hopefully he hasn't been swept away by the master plans that he's always getting caught in...
or some shit like that? it got cut from the article as soon as they realized that it was there
>>338438719
i dont think he has tits in game i thought that was only fan artid prefer him without desu
>>338438714
They use helmets, so they just didn't bother wasting an extra 3 seconds in their own character creator and giving them hair
>>338438712
ash merchant has an item that tells you she'll be at the tree, bro
it's even a 1, so you'll know it's important
that's the one time something tells you in this god damn game
>>338438610
sauce?
who is the character on the right here
>>338438404
CUTE
>>338438821
Now THIS is gay
>>338438971
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3157998
>>338438841
I have no fucking idea how the fuck to react to this
I literally can't form a complete sentence in my head watching this
I can't finish a thought
I'm at the point where I just don't understand anymore
She's the best waifu after all
>>338439209
>>338439061
Fuck off faggot.
>>338439209
>>338439061
>>338438610
I want to kiss and gently bite and bully Gywndolin's dark sun giant clit
>>338438841
Do you enjoy the films of Wade Anderson?
>>338439080
thanks anon
>>338438958
which item?
>>338439358
i'm getting bored and i'm starting to cry
>>338438605
>No doujins of Lorian ramming Lorthrics boipucci yet
Wake up Japan you NTR loving sheep
>>338439413
cant word that image any harder desu
>>338439413
Otokonoko should be protected.
I hate Aldrich the most.
>>338439413
I share said feelings.
I have no idea why Miyazaki puts so much of this game into Aldrich, it's like MIyazaki was in love with this character. So much of DaS3 is wasted on a L I T E R A L pile of shit.
>>338438841
This is where we draw the line
>>338439605
he have a thing for assholes(not in the literal sense) he really like smough too
>>338439395
unique green blossom for a suspicious 10 souls
it's description explicitly tells you to go there
i want to cuddle the firekeeper on a couch in front of a warm fireplace
Does anyone have Dark Souls/u/?
>>338439806
>>338439209
>>338439061
>HUMANITY VERSIONS
>>338439837
Oh. Well, i never noticed it, but it's cool they put some hint as where to go
>>338439797
Yeah but this shit went overboard. They even made sure to tell you how agonizing it was. Like I was seriously bummed out for a few days after Anor Londo in DaS3.
>>338439409
dont cry man, itll be as ok as it ever was
>>338421804
I honestly thought this was shadman from the thumbnail.
>>338430862
>The chaos spider underneath is struggling and in pain
Fucking hilarious.
Why isn't it fat?
>>338440639
How do you know that?
>>338440483
i know it was one of the worst things for me to see gwyndolin like that, but at least he is in the game, and that meansmore hentaiand you can also use his bowl and arrows
>tfw no gwyndolin armor
>>338424268
Definitely made by someone who has never seen boobs outside of awful fake porn one.
>>338441401
i've never understood this complaint
who cares if the boobs don't look realistic, they're perfected. it's like wanting to play a video game where you die after one shot
>pump a rump?
pump a rump
>>338441551
Pickle pee?
>>338420197
>she's so dull
Yeah but at least she got something most females in vidya can't brag about, abused by the mc. I would post a webm if I wasn't in my phone.
>>338424268
A deal's a deal, unkindled one
>>338424268
>for the rescue
NEVER SHOUDL OF COME HERE
>>338420348
It's darkness, not demon, you nigger
>>338442120
is that thing preggers
>>338428471
It's most likely directed to one of the DLC areas
Or it's cut content related to the Path of the Dragon covenant. if you activate the bell, you can't join the covenants. That's how it was going to work.
>>338431082
What? She's not even close to Nashandra
>>338442204
what a qt
>>338439085
>>338439337
>>338439745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3jR_9oW3Lk
Jesus christ
Doll > Fire Keeper > Maiden in Black > Shanalotte
>>338443687
You can drop the "dark 2 is 100% shit in everything" maymay.
>>338438712
>Havel Armor
>Drakeblood armor
>Ancient Peak
It's like they just expected you to use a guide
>>338443923
DaSII did some things right, but the Emerald Herald is dull and boring.
>>338422936
>tumblr
I hope all you normies die in a dark and lonely hole
>>338443687
Bonfire will always be the best
fuck your shitty waifus you gay homos convenience > your stupid shit nobody cares about
but is she a keeper?
>>338444074
I find Fire Keeper to be the worst. Doll, MiB and Shanalotte at least had something other than repeating dialogue
I just killed Ringfinger Leonhardt and then I realized I was going to do his questline with this character, woops. Anyway to bring him back?
>>338444074
How is she dull? Emerald goes out to different zones, she talks to you in those places and gives you interesting bits of her mysterious history.
Fire Keeper's just a typical demure subserviant Nip waifu.
>>338444392
Nope. Dead is dead.
>>338438841
My sides are lost in a rift in time and space.
This is some E.Y.E levels of wut
>>338442204
No the head stomping ending.
>>338444964
Delete that shit right now
>>338438841
What in the fucking world
>>338445114
Firekeeper a shit. SHIT!
>>338425326
Based
>>338425598
>Usurption
>Best
No it is not you fucking idiot. Ending the flame is the best ending.
>>338428471
Nameless King was a Bellfag.
>>338443274
This is why no one on 4chan should ever be allowed to write anything, let alone a porno. Fucking /tv/.
>>338446021
End the flames, with the fire keeper
>>338432924
When she asks if you can fly, I feel bad regardless of the answer. If you say yes she believes you can really sprout wings or something. If you say no she's all "lol yeah that was a dumb question...".
So I gave her the eyes but I don't want the betrayal ending. I'm not about to kill her even if she respawns.
What happens if I just leave her with the eyes but decline the betrayal?
>>338446351
>Cooped up in her home all day
>Socially awkward
>Form is slightly disturbing
>In charge of a covenant that is doomed
She's an anon
>>338446772
>cute
>innocent
>loyal
>An anon
Doubt it, especially if you mean female.
>>338438841
>mfwthe mask on the dick
How
HOW DID THEY RECORD ANY OF THIS
>>338447248
it's actual porn, some Brazzers guy (writer or whatever) was on /tv/, it seemed like he already knew baneposting beforehand
>>338438841
whos the redhead
>>338447597
I mean without just laughing to the point of uselessness
Are shields still not viable weapons? Is any shield other than Bonewheel good for a fight?
>>338447897
aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>338447597
>some Brazzers guy (writer or whatever) was on /tv/
>>338429337
When I found that, I just stood there for a while taking it in. Of all the depressing shit in this game this was the hardest
>>338447969
my friend beat the game using only the lothric knight greatshield
>>338418591
Cute but extremely boring.
Why did they gave her so little dialogue?
>>338448031
Yes.
>>338448087
how can people think she's boring?
and entire side plot and two endings revolve around her
>>338444964
That was my first ending. Felt good.
>>338448031
I'm not joking. Either that or he had inside information on the baneposting porn being made.
>>338438841
>>338438841
https://my.mixtape.moe/ilpime.mp4
There's more to it than that.For you.
>>338444964
Stepping is so pointlessly cruel and wicked. It's so perfect for this ending. Finally, I can be 2edgy
>>338448031
Yeah, he was there asking what he should put into his next movie.
>>338448297
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GMpGIgVehN
http://niceme.me/
>>338448297
how high up is the guy who asked for memes on tv, i gotta wonder what the reaction was when this shit was green lit for production
>Yuria
>Quelana
>Dancer of the Boreal Valley
>Lady of the Darkling
>Gwyndolin
>Prince Lothric
So many Best Girls, it hurts to have to choose one.
>>338447897
>all those fanarts of Yuria with hair
I wonder how they felt finding out she is bald.
Karla still a BEST!
>>338437630
>>338438841
>>338448297
Oh my fuck...
10/10 thread guys
>>338447969
Nope. Just get in and dodge roll spam. They raised the weight limits so you can go up to like 75% and still med roll.
Only some shields parry, and parrying is garbage compared to dodging in terms of pve. It costs as much as dodging three times and if you mistime it you can end up taking the damage and extra stamina drain.
>>338449407
>>338447897
>implying canon
Not intended to be see
>soul waifu threads are full of faggots now
Well they couldn't all be gud.
>>338449407
My child of dark.
>>338436382
I know someone who agrees!
>>338434991
The real Age of Dark never actually happens.
Only a shit age of diminishing flame, without ever actually going out (DS3 happened purely because it was actually on the verge of going out this time).
Every time someone tried to do usher in the Age of Dark, it was via saying "Fuck this, I'm out." and leaving the kiln, without actually doing anything to the fire. So eventually someone comes along and links the flame if you don't. Nobody bothered trying to actually put out the fire before. The dark ending in DS3 has you actually doing that.
What actually letting the Age of Dark happen means is anyone's guess though. Same applies for what it means for someone to usurp the flame instead. In either case I want to see what happened with Bearer of the Curse and Aldia, since this kind of thing should be right up their alley in terms of looking at a possible way out of the cycle.
Usurpation is best ending. End of fire close second.
>>338448223
Sauce?
>>338418591
>>338419138
>>338421804
>>338424268
>Can you hear my voice still, Ashen One?
What do you think you would do to her in the darkness?
>>338450691
"A deal's a deal, Ashen One."
>>338450315
All the ending are just shitty rehash of DaS1 endings that doesnt resolve anything
Inb4 some guy backpedals and meme arrow "he plays DaS for the storg"
>>338450691
Yes
I really fucking hope From makes a spell glove. It'd be like a pyromancy glove but you can punch with it and cast spells
>casting soul stream with it
My dick would be diamonds
>>338441401
No, you're saying the nude Skyrim mod and HDT boob and breast jiggle physics with collision on a custom XP32 skeleton with HD "Real Girls" multi-layered skin with an oily skin specular map posex with Lover's Lab and a Depth of Field ENB was made by somebody with below average sexual experience??????????????
>>338450840
I don't care about that, I'm talking about benefit wise.
IF SOMEONE HASN'T BEATEN THE GAME SKIP THIS POST CAUSE I AIN'T SPOILERING SHIT!
Failing to link the flame is pretty much a non issue since flame follows dark anyway, you'd probably go hollow from shame though. End of fire, same shit, but you get a waifus. Becoming lord of hollows sounds cool, but you'd probably have to deal with assassins and a shutload of intrigue and all your subjects are jerky that goes crazy and you'll just fall eventually like every ruler. Plus you're a king, which means a shitton of responsibility. Usurping the flame is the best end cause you basically become god, beholden to none.
Best girl coming through
>that lewdly shapedblade
>those naughtyinscribed runes
>that voluptuous, tastyscabbard
>>338437026
just pop some humanity, be right as rain
plus i'm all about giant monster girls
>>338437594
No.
I think he just went crazy, like others that tried to get into Seath's work. Apparently at some point there was a queen, which explains Ocelotte, but apparently she just fucks off.
Also, is there a reason why he says "Ignorant slaves, they never learn" whenever you die? Also what's up with that monologue he gives if you keep him in the first phase long enough?
>all these people who didn't make the Ashen One best girl
>mfw
>>338452212
He might think you're another assassin sent to dispatch him if the dragonscale ring is anything to go by.
>give izalith tome to swamp dude
>says something about the master Salaman
hold the fuck up, I thought the witches were the masters of pyromancy, who the fuck is this Salaman dude?
>>338452571
There were males among the witches of chaos. Demon firesage was one, also ceaseless discharge.
>>338427957
Are you forgetting the whole ringing the bell quest in the first game? And how the bell rings at the start of 3?
>>338452571
IIRC, one of the Witches' student who went all cuh-rayzee with the flame.
>>338452212
Failed assassinations.
As for the Ocelotte monologue? DLC.
>>338452571
Quelana (a witch) created pyromancies and Salaman was her first pupil.
He was a punkass and taught it to the people of the swamp and probably took credit.
>>338433101
>>338435309
It isn't really netorare considering the original guy returns in the end, kills the ones who took Yuria, and takes Yuria back.
>>338452571
Salaman was Quelana's first student, who was alos a man, and also developed a lot of other pyromancies from his master's tutilage. However, he apparently was overcame by the fire, as Quelana warns the PC in dark 1 that her former student, Salaman, ended up getting fucked.
>>338438841
>Somebody actually made and produced this
yeah this is fucked up m8.
>>338421446
>tfw my character literally looks like a blonde younger version of Hodrick, but with a scar on the cheek
Woah
>>338451338
You're literally the pawn of the series villain in the usurp the fire end.
>>338453804
more
>>338454141
>the series villain
What the fuck was so villainous about Kaathe? He was the only motherfucker who WASN'T trying to manipulate you into killing yourself in the end. Even if he was still manipulating me at least I came out of the Kiln alive and with a bunch of dudes swearing fealty to me instead of just burning myself to cinder because the other motherfuckers manipulated me even more.
>>338443274
>brits
not surprised it's awful
>>338452383
sauce?
>>338438821
>i dont think he has tits in game
he's in game model has Actual tits.
But no woman's ass.
So half gay, yes.
>>338454371
Because, afterward you play the DLC and find out what it means to become the dark lord by going back in time and meeting the first one.
>>338455094
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=2639033
>>338455236
Manus was doing perfectly fine until we came along. Still beats setting myself on fire for an ungrateful trap god.
>>338455274
every time i ask for source on this guy someone posts the pivix that i need an account for
what's his name so i can see if he's on g.e or something
>>338455236
Manus was that was because he was tortured by the people of Oolacile. Who's to say he wasn't just some strange lost proto-human that was found by them? When it comes to being the dark lord it isn't about what it does to you, it's just power.
Would you have your way with Gwyndolin, /v/?
>>338455417
It takes seconds to get an account, just make a fucking account.
>>338455519
I DONT WANNA
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
>>338447897
>>338448026
>>338449407
>>338449905
Her head model doesn't have hair because her hair is costum. You can see it through the Helmet
Yuria is the prettiest and best Souls girl!
I want to make Londor whole again with Yuria!
>>338438841
>there's an actual mask on the penis head
lost it
>>338455765
how did the white ponytail become fan canon?
>>338438841
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
The memes have gone too far.
>>338455765
I liked her more when I thought she had hair.
>>338455961
I think it's either Scas or the fact that it is pretty
>>338455519
i did; can't find that picture; i dont even care any more. this doesnt matter, none of this matters
WHICH IS YOUR NAME AS A FINGER OF ROSARIA, /v/?
BROWNSTAINED FINGERTUCKER HERE
>>338456396
literally the 2nd picture you see when logged in you're full of shit kys senpai
>>338456494
Littlefinger Tim
>>338456494
Stinkythumb Pussyslayer
>>338453804
Wasn't Gwyndolin dead, and Aldrich just using his corpse as a puppet
>>338456494
Shocker.
It'll go over 100% of my opponents heads but it's okay
>>338456554
Sorry senpai i'm obviously a retard. I had to enable ero content or whatever.
>>338456939
If you think youre being smart, youre not
>>338456494
BigNickDigger
>>338436820
yeah it's been patched. You only aggro now if you offer rosaria tongues
>>338422872
fire witch set with sirris helm, are you me?
>>338432514
>>338432834
>not thinking shadbase is a pedo
>>338458647
*Shadman
>>338423493
>between you and I
>you and I
>>338456494
Huh thats funny mine is Bloodstained Finger Kane.
>>338450647
http://67.media.tumblr.com/9e7df1183a005882e46fbb0401a0ae05/tumblr_o5y6fjqw2b1t5agk1o1_1280.png
>>338451401
>that forbiddenFP regain
>>338459613
>ywn berry your head in her snatch
why live brehs?
>>338436928
it doesn't matter, it can take you to any area
>>338461964
this thread has something for everyone
>>338461964
see why can't we have cool designs like this in games
>>338425763
A miserable little pile of fat
anyone got source on this?
>>338438841
I need to save this, for historical purposes.
>>338464051
Fuck, that reminds me, there's this super cute comic of the 4 lords just faffing about. It has Ciaran being cute, Sif being cute, even fucking Gough being cute as fuck
Anyone willing to drop that?
>>338438328
darksouls3.jpg
>>338461964
Don't touch the shrooms man