Before
>Top tier cyberbullies shitting on subhuman LPers that produce god awful "point camera at TV screen" LPs, unregistered hypercam videos, etc. Weren't afraid of using words like "gay" and "retard". Slowbeef even had the balls to call a girl a "dumb slut". Oh, and they were just plain funny. "You can make these fat guys bra straps snap too, I think."
After
>Apologizes to SJWs and tumblrinas for their past slurs. Now wag their fingers at people for the "wrong type of humor". Don't make fun of LPers because they don't like when their fanbase to go after people (even threatens to block people that do) and now they hide past videos if they're asked to. SJWBeef was anti-GG and Diabeetus is now just a flat out c.u-c.k. Also just really lame videos like Retsufrash, because really, who cares about really old Newgrounds flashes? And the less said about their "hilarious commentary" over old video games, the better.
https://youtu.be/Ow---AaOIEo [Embed] (Here's SJWBeef defending Dina. The infamous Mighty No. 9 Community Manager.)
>John Bergman: You know what's funny about this situation, 6 months later? Dina turned out to be a really shitty community manager.
>Retsupurae: Not really.
http://atheistsagainstrp.tumblr.com/post/34377116616/my-problems-with-retsupurae-part-4-homophobia
What happened?
Hey you missed pal.
please let them die peacefully, they deserve that at least
Before:
Faggots who told children to kill themselves because they weren't LPing "properly"
After:
Still faggots
>>338353640
What was your favorite video guys? Mine was probably the zooming camera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVmVr-4Y6M4
Your first problem was assuming that ecelebs could have integrity.
>>338353640
>Don't make fun of LPers because they don't like when their fanbase to go after people (even threatens to block people that do) and now they hide past videos if they're asked to.
This one is fine actually. If somebody politely asks and isn't a butthurt dickhead about it, I don't see why not. Plus these videos are for pointing and laughing at shitty lp trends of the time because they were just that, shitty. No need to take it so far as to make a crusade against whoever got retsupurae'd.
That being said, I miss the old shit and don't find their new videos nearly as funny and only sometimes get a giggle out of the shitty kickstarters.
Is dave_o up to anything recently? Videos with him were always my favorites.
>That crappypasta where the word "blood" is so common they both say it at the same time
>>338354108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5TW2PfwxMQ
*Fart noise*
>>338354108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0dfnao9HcA&index=73&list=PL2AEAF822976D07F7
llllllleeeeeetttttttssss ppplllllllaaaaayyyyyy mmmmmaaaaaarrrrriiiiiiiooooo
Those are just two different varieties of complete garbage.
Slowbeef did some streams with his non-gamer wife recently which were pretty funny, she shit all over Undertale
I loved their 06 playthrough and now I miss it
>>338355218
>How do people watch streams of people playing games?
With their eyes generally
>>338353954
>Before:
>Faggots who told children to kill themselves because they weren't LPing "properly"
>After:
>Still faggots and now heavily invested in cuckold fetishism
Fix'd
>>338353640
I'm still subbed to them but I have no idea why. Maybe because I hope something good will come up again? The last thing I remember watching was Car Escape (quite recent, thought I'd see if they were good yet) and literally every video was the same, because the game was so repetitive there was nothing new to say in the next video.
"Oh wow, look how bad the dialogue is!"
"Oh wow, that puzzle doesn't make sense!"
"Sponsored by Mercades xD!!"
And the problem is Slowbeef. It's so clear that Beetus doesn't want to do these boring, long recording sessions going over a shitty flash game in needless detail for hours on end.
Dark Seed 2 will always hold a place in my heart though, the game had the right amount of variety that they played off each other so well even if it was 6 hours long without retreading old ground too often.
It was all downhill after ambition.
I still go back and watch Darkseed, Kings quest and Deep fear to fall asleep too/ use while grinding. They will never not be funny.
They were always with Something Awful, and that place was always SJW safe space faggotry to the max
>>338355831
>and that place was always SJW safe space faggotry to the max
Literally never been there have you?
>>338355831
>I've only ever been on SA's discount second cousin
>>338353640
Be bitter all you want but I think retsufrash was some of their best moments. Especially the hidden gems that were the not-on-newgrounds ambition games >>338355458
>>338355831
Looks like you meant to say that it was kinda ok for a couple of years.
Wouldn't want the Something Awful """people""" to laugh at you.
>>338355831
it's not even like that now dude
>>338355831
it's only like that now dude
>>338353640
Before
>Talentless cyberbullies that pick on the easiest targets
Now
>Talentless cyberbullies that pick on the easiest targets
>>338355831
It only got like that thanks to LF really. The site never recovered even after they shut it down.
That video about the black dude trying to evolve binary is amazing.
>>338355445
Darkseed 1 and 2 was pretty golden and I still listen to them when I have to do monotonous grinding tasks in games. Some of the other longplays are pretty swell as well. But the kickstarter and recent flash games were pretty shit.
>>338353640
I wish they'd do another series about a point and click adventure game, those are by far my favorite retsupuraes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ7_7BfxrFo
Underrated Retsukino
(why do they have to be such cucks now?)
i stopped watching them after the million sonic 06 videos (one day i'll actually sit down and chew through them) but even when their quality dipped they were still pretty good
there's really not a lot of competition, especially now that chip and ironicus never do retsupuraes anymore
>>338356521
I use those videos to victimize programmer friends I have, I made a guy that programs for zdoom not talk to me for a week.
>>338356693
Funniest retsufrash is probably still Arrival in Hell
Funniest actual LP is probably Dead to Rights, I'm rewatching it right now
>>338353640
>Top tier cyberbullies
>>338353640
>tfw you can take a ride with billy mc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWQH8qwlBd0
>tfw you can eat hotpockets with billy mc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEQ30IUIEtU
>one two three eat
>>338355175
Do you have a link to those? That sounds very entertaining.
>>338356741
I heard Chip in a recent video saying he'd like to do another one at some point as he found a collection of terrible Hypercam 2 tier videos thanks to some searching, but he is a busy man.
>>338353640
Use /v/ as a social platform because you can shill as much as you like and get famous.
Get enough attention and attract Normie sites
Take the money and run and cut all ties with 4chan.
Lets face it. 4chan is a cesspool that will drag anything remotely successful down. I mean shit look at VG. Fucking NEOGAF RUNS ATLEAST ONE GAME AND HAS SOMETHING. WE got waifus and shit taste.
>>338355175
His wife is amazing, I might actually be in love with her.
>>338354339
One of the most fucking classic ones. The LPer is such an autist.
>That time Retsupurae RP'd some guy, called him gay and his town assumed he was gay, which was true
>He made a reply video to them out of anger
I miss the mean Retsupurae.
https://youtu.be/0x1qNhZCtMQ
>>338353640
>John Bergman
>Berg
>>338356973
I genuinely miss RPs but could you really do much new shit these days or are they just on borrowed time by having to look up old, undone hypercam vids?
>>338357275
Chip hasn't done a "real" retsupurae in ages as there hasn't been anything worth talking over aside from a couple facecam videos. He said he'd just like to do one of the ones he found from years ago because why not. He's busy with his job at Volition and his ZoE 2 LP.
>>338353640
>/v/ - e-Celebs & Youtube Nobodies
>>338356915
lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAWnwCDK02k
>>338353640
There comes a point where you realise there's more to life than amusing 14 year old faggots by being edgy online.
Generally happens in your early-mid 30s but you realise you don't want to make it to 40 and still be acting like an asshole to get lols from literal children. Not to mention you realise it's going to be over soon anyway because once you're too old, the joke is really on you, because no matter how good you are, it'll look pathetic and sad to be a grown man making fun of autistic kids online.
Sure, some retards will say you sold out, but fuck it, it has to end at some point. And in time they'll realise it it too, and cringe when they remember being mad that two grown men didn't keep playing court jester forever and ever just to please them.
But in the meantime, because you're still a child, you will post the same thing each day because you see their abandonment of cyberbullying as a betrayal. And it makes you ask yourself if cyberbullying is acceptable, and you hate that being asked, because deep down you KNOW it isn't, but having to face that might ruin your lulz. So keep it up. Never stop. Prove me wrong. Get married, have children, get a full-time job, and tell me being an epic troll online is still worth your time.
>>338356931
https://www.youtube.com/user/slowbeef/videos
>>338358928
>(WARNING: SHE HATES UNDERTALE)
>>338358928
Fuck, I'm an idiot. I'm so used to just thinking of them as Retsupurae that I forget they each have their own individual channels.
>had to ASK pew die pie for permission to make fun of him so his rabid fanbase wouldn't tear them apart
>What could have been top bantz turned into a lame publicity stunt
>>338359378
That "adults react to PewDiePie" or whatever vid was really awkward
They were never funny. The videos they made fun of were funny, but the commentary was always drivel.
>>338359085
>Underfags actually need a trigger warning when someone doesn't like their game
>>338355946
>>338356054
>>338356374
>>338356394
>>338356521
>they pay to post
kek
Buffoons...
>>338355305
Pokecapn and his crew's Sonic 06 LP is much better anyways.
>>338353640
>atheistsagainstrp
Back to tumblr
>>338360571
STOP
It didn't really hit me how far they'd fallen until they did a video with Proteus and he was still more or less his old self and they were acting like he was going too far.
their older stuff was great though. two that always stick with me were cornshaq and really anything involving billymc and his fuck buddy.
>>338361042
>It didn't really hit me how far they'd fallen until they did a video with Proteus and he was still more or less his old self and they were acting like he was going too far.If you saw the stream that Proteus joined in on you would have seen that they all still have the edge like they did in the old days with Proteus.Acting like he went too far was a joke
>>338360571
how fucking dare you
>>338360571
I hate to participate in derailing a retsupurae thread
but fuck you
>people on anonymous imageboard where nobody they shit on visits call out easy to reach e-celebs on not being edgy enough
I don't get your logic
>>338353640
they're still good anon, why are you so upset?
>>338360571
I let you have one for free.
>>338353640
>tumblr
>>338361872
Thanks for the cuckpinion
>>338362123
thank you immunity cat
Proteus was the best, he knew that at the end of the day they were just making fun of kids on the Internet.
Slowbeef's wife is lovely, mostly because she makes fun of him and the games he loves at every turn.
>>338362883
not an argument
>Making fun of that guy playing Dark Souls getting wrecked by skeletons
>Slowbeef saying "This really doesn't look that hard"
>Plays Dark Souls himself and gets absolutely blasted by the skellies
>Wow, that guy was right, they are hard after all!
Not only is Slowbeef a shit retsupuraer, he's a shit videogame player as well. All the people surrounding him (his wife, Diabeetus) are so much better than him, he's utterly cuckingly useless.
>mfw seeing Betus upload streams again
>>338356296
Honestsly I felt they didn't really do enough with the material they were given with Ambition, it's a complete goldmine, but they ended the last episode by having some literal who who wasn't funny in the slightest and fucked the commentary.
>>338354108
This one was always depressing and funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IuCoD-8MWA
>>338364237
Well, I know what I'm watching in bed tonight before I sleep.
Slowbeef holds Betus back.
>>338353640
>Using spoken words like Gay or Faggot past the age of 20 unironically
C'mon son
Ive watched like 3 videos of these guys' stuff in the past and dig their attitude, but why make synonymous SJWing to just growing up a tid?
Not wanting to talk like you just discovered funny junk in highschool isn't as attractive as it used to be, you know.
>Everyone grows up eventually
daymn
>>338360571
With all the people who used to be cool getting cuckolded, I feel like it's become some natural part of growing up. Somewhere on the checklist among "buy a house", "get a job", "get married", "have kids", and "stop enjoying your hobbies", there's "knowingly allow your girlfriend/wife to have sex with other guys".
I'll keep this in mind next time someone tells me to grow up.
