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>>338315575
Remember when these weren't just advertisements for the games and he actually had some legit criticism?
>>338315682
No.
>>338315682
No.
>>338315682
>Remember when these weren't just advertisements for the games and he actually had some legit criticism?
No, these shill segments have been open to any studio to buy since day one
>>338315682
not really
>>338315682
No.
Fuck off Gay Leno.
>>338315682
Nope.
>>338315575
>you can watch conan get significantly better at video games in each episode
>>338315682
yea I remember
>>338315883
no you dont
>>338315575
Cerceis feet
>>338315682
>>338315883
sorry I mistyped. no
>>338315847
No you can't. He's still terrible.
i hope conan will comment on widowmaker's butt
>>338315847
I have seen no such improvement
I don't think he can even use both analog sticks at the same time.
Conan has been declining hard ever since he moved to LA.
>>338316020
He'll just be a pervy old man the whole thing like when he played Tomb Raider
you never believe who blizzard hired to ad overwatch in russia. it is terrible. there is no way i can explain it decently so i won't even try.
>i dont like this game conan, it not very fun
>don't get short with me peter, this is a great game!
>>338316085
Maybe so, but he's the only talkshow I'll watch. I can't stand fallon
>>338316130
Please do
>>338315682
No.
>>338315682
he complained about every game he played and still does because he doesnt like games. I miss his random rating system that made no sense though.
>>338316085
TBS is a shit channel so that's hardly surprising. Pretty much everything on there is unfunny as fuck, despite their "Very Funny" catchphrase or whatever.
>>338315575
>yfw lena heady a cute
>>338316202
What's wrong with Fallon
>>338315682
What criticism? This was just about comedy, Conan knows nothing about vidya, that's part of the appeal.
>>338316268
seems like she got plastic surgery.
>>338315575
Wait what? Are they voicing characters or something. What the fuck is the point in this. I can hear the forced commentary already.
>>338316216
uh ok. imagine very bad, but famous comediant (piss and shit jokes tier) who never ever been relevant to games in any way. his photo on the left.
one day, suddenly, on his russian facebook (vk.com) he starts to talk about overwatch and how cool the game is. day later blizzard announces there will be a team vs. team with other shit tier actors and celebs and he's one of the captains. enemy captain is some shitty rapper.
we have dozens of decent celebs relevant to video games, but blizzard choosed a fucking hack who was popular 10 years ago. there is no way you can feel or understand how mad people are at russian vidya.
>>338316697
he is obnoxious and not funny
>>338316697
His head's so far up his own ass he can lick his tonsils. He's also a MASSIVE Hillary shill.
>>338316697
Oh god fuck off with your shit taste, Fallon is the worst, most classless host. Even worse than Leno.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nILg35Hubt4
>>338315682
Wait a second, he has always used advance copies of games from the actual publishers.
I like the nerd guy he hangs out with. The guest star ones usually aren't that funny. Though Mortal Kombat had its moments.
>>338316987
He's been known to have random guests that usually have fuck all to do with the games.
>>338317252
>super best friends the movie
>>338315682
I can only remember him outright bashing minecraft.
>>338317252
This really showed with Tony Hawk and The Assassin Creed game.
But I loved how he still got the shit version of Resident Evil and made fun of it. I would be embarrassed if I was looking forward for 6.
>>338315682
>legit criticism
These segments never had "legit criticism", they're transparent, thinly veiled attempts by old people with tons of money to profit off of video games by appearing "hip" and "in" in spite of having no knowledge, passion, or appreciation of the medium.
>>338316697
You must of been to young to watch him on SNL.
He nearly ruined all the popular sketches of Will Ferrell.
>>338315682
Pepperidge farm remembers
>>338316697
He was handed a show with some of the best network writers, producers, and guests that money can buy
>>338315575
> watching product advertisement
lol the shilling blizzard is doing for their shit game
>>338315682
I remember when they were basically "what it's like when my dad plays video games" segments, but that's about it. It's very much more an advertising thing than it was before though, yes.
>>338317242
>>338316697
I only saw Fallon though the Star Wars stuff about Ford's injury. It was so awkward, and it looked like Ford wanted to punch him in the face or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0qrxL8oGbE
I wonder how many million dollars Blizzard is spending on Overwatch marketing
Okay lets take bets
What do you think his criticism will be on each character?
Trying to think of what he would say on Mercy but I could see him liking her.
>>338317252
This was a pretty good episode tee bee haitch
>So Marshawn what's your video game background? What do you like to play.
>Mario Kart.
>What do you like about Mario Kart.
>Toad. ...even though I look like Donkey Kong
>>338317997
hes not going to talk about most of them
hes going to make a joke about the gorilla and maybe the girls with big asses
thats pretty much it
>>338317863
>wanting to punch Fallon in the face
That's a reasonable reaction to him just being in the room.
>>338317084
>>338317242
>>338317502
>>338317607
>>338317863
You just don't get his humor.
>>338317207
Nothing wrong with Hillary when your other options are a communist cuck or a fascist racist.
He'll play Roadhog first
calling it
Am I the only one who can't tell the difference between Kimmel and Fallon?
>>338318172
>Nothing wrong with hillary
>>338318172
>>338318172
>nothing wrong with a Crook
you're not fooling anyone Shillary.
![OTTb3w4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TpWcTIj.jpg "OTTb3w4[1].jpg")
So this is a life sized Tracer action figure that is at Hollywood right now. Blizzard spent a lot on marketing didn't they?
I think just tweeting out "Hey Overwatch is a thing" would've had the same effect.
>>338318505
if they did that would you have posted this post?
>Conan plays 76 because hes old news and bland
>Lena plays Mercy cause shes a slut
>Dinklage plays Torbjorn.
>>338318505
>life sized
Nigga shes like 10 feet tall
>>338318505
>life sized
That thing is fucking huge. Even if its feet were level with the ground it'd they'd only be up to its waist. No manlet is that small.
>>338318745
Are you not?
>>338315575
SHAME
SHAME
>>338318745
>>338318782
manlets pls
>>338318745
>10 feet isn't life sized
>He's a manlet who's shorter than a normal size woman
I'm lmaoing at your life
>>338318172
>nothing wrong with hillary
>>338315575
Does he need a tiny controller for his tiny hands?
>>338318505
id buy a dva action figure in a heartbeat
>>338318804
>>338318869
>>338318918
Average white male height is 5'8
>>338318505
Blizz is making a financial pillar and trying to get the brand name in the public eye
Blizz has been relying on the same demographic that played older games to populate their current ones (HotS, Hearthstone).
Now that that demographic is aging and otherwise diminishing, they have to find a new audience that otherwise wouldn't look at an MMO/MOBA/CCG.
Not gonna do that with a tweet.
>>338318969
He just uses a PS4 controller
>>338315682
No.
>>338319027
>implying
>He's shorter than 11'2
>>338319027
Damn white bois are short as fuck. No wonder they make the best traps with that pink boipussi
>>338319027
>the people who memorise this fact
fuckn topk
>>338318172
im not an murrican and couldn't give 2 shits about your politics but even i know that everything is wrong with shillary.
>>338316697
>what's wrong with Fallon
His humour is very facebook-ey
>>338319198
>implying the best traps aren't tall amazonian boypussy
bruh
>>338315575
>there are people who legitimately find conan funny or entertaining
>>338315575
Who are they even going to play with?
>>338319426
well he's a comedian by profession, and wrote for the simpsons, arguably one of the greatest comedy series of all time
>>338316697
he's castrated and enjoys sucking HUGE dicks.
like gigantic Dicks, he constantly gurgles on satans cock at all times.
>>338319426
>lmaooo I hate popular things because their popular go back to ribbitt XD
do us all a favor and kill yourself
>>338319537
He's a shit comedian and Simpsons has always been written by a team, you can't attribute it to one person.
Colbert and Kimmel are the only watchable hosts right now, and only barely.
Why would he play Overwatch with Headey and Dinklage? I just don't see the connection.
>>338319714
It's advertising for both Overwatch and GoT.
>>338319426
>>338319689
conan is definitely funny but he actually doesn't think his show is funny at all.
you'll notice sometimes he'll HAVE funny skits on there but he has to disguise the humor because of faggots he has to appeal to.
>>338319765
Like GoT needs to be advertised at this point.
>>338319689
>colbert
>kimmel
Next time post an Umaru picture or something so I know you have shit taste and I won't even bother responding.
>>338319639
>kekkerinoes i can make twitter buzzfed threads on /v/ to shill my shit game
You start
>>338319689
Colbert has been shit ever since he'd starting hosting the late show
>>338319903
So you're saying Colbert and Kimmel are good taste. We're in agreement then.
>>338320061
Colbert hasn't been funny since he took over the late show. Kimmel has literally never been funny.
Fun fact: Peter Dinklage is 4" taller than 88% of /v/ and 100% of /fit/.
>>338316990
Good, hopefully it'll keep you fucking niggers from playing it.
>>338320359
He's a big guy
>>338318172
Not an American, haven't even been following the elections.
-She was fired from the Watergate investigation for lying and being unethical
-She lied about being named after Sir Edmund Hillary
-She lied throughout her Whitewater scandal
-She lied about taking "sniper fire" when visiting the Balkans during 90s
-She lied about Benghazi
-She lied throughout her email scandal and continues to lie about it
-She lied about being broke after leaving the White House
-She described blacks as being "super-predators"
-She hired a VP of Goldman-Sachs to be her 2016 campaign manager.
-She received millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs for speaking engagements
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs, JP Morgan, Citigroup, and UBS
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from China, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Yemen, Qatar, and the UAE
-She supported the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and Turkey
-She voted for the Patriot Act twice
-She was "adamantly against illegal immigration" before she was for it
-She was opposed to gay marriage before she was for it
-She was a lawyer who defended a rapist and laughed at the plight of the 12 year old rape victim
-She approved the sale of US uranium to Russian nuclear corporations in exchange for millions of dollars in donations to her "charity"
-She gave out eight Secretary of State's Awards for Corporate Excellence, and seven were to corporations who donated millions to her "charity"
The counter to this being "muh racist! Muh commie!, its 2016!?"
>>338316697
My gf has an annoying habit of making me watch his stupid bits. The main takeaway I have of his talkshow is that he and his announcer/cohost whatever don't know when to stop running what should be a few second long gags into the ground. There was one where they made noises at each other for around 2 minutes despite them getting the point across in as many seconds. It's embarrassing how long they drag things out.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>338319816
His best bits are when he's on his own travelling around. Talkshow's should be dead already.
>>338320567
>b-b-but Trump would be a disaster!
>>338320567
Why anyone would vote for her after she completely flipped on nearly all her political stances since the election is beyond me. The media crucified John Kerry for less.
>>338320567
If you're not American don't post about American politics faggot
>>338320820
Literally muh first female president
>>338318505
>turning a woman into an object
It's 2016, jesus christ
>>338315575
He should play it with Aaron Bleyaert again, instead of celebrities.
>>338320820
because they all do?
Obama and McCain did. Matter of fact, all the flip flopping McCain did during the 2008 election was probably what lost him the election the most. Thing is, if you want a nomination, you really need to just flip flop on all the crazy shit you said as a hopeful.
Donald Trump is currently doing it, and Hillary has been doing it for years.
at this point it's just a fact of Politics.
>>338320820
Why the fuck does anyone in America vote thinking that it's the president who makes decisions and not the senate.
>>338315575
wtf. how much is OW marketing budget anyway. I've never seen such a massive campaign figuratively shoving down everybodys throat. PLAY OUR GAME FAGGOTS JUST PLAY ITOn the other note I want Ms. Headey to sit on my face so bad damn
>>338321410
you do know the president can veto anything the senate decides right? He has final say.
>>338318745
and you can't teach that
>>338316130
Please tell me it is true, anon.
>>338321590
Which still means that whenever any candidate says "I'm going to do X" is completely irrelevant, because they don't have any sort of authority to just implement whatever the fuck they want without going through senate.
>>338320778
it would as well
there's literally no good choice as bloomberg isn't running
>>338321830
Heard him on Newshour the other day and he sounded so sane and reasonable. Of course, I guess they all do until they start campaigning.
>>338321823
Well obviously, but they still have a lot of influence and power plus they have pretty much complete control of the american military and foreign policy. You're voting for a commander in chief, not an emperor.
>>338321830
feel the burn friendo, literally the best candidate running right now
>>338320820
Talked to my cousin who is a die hard democrat and she basically said "as times change, people's values change. Hillary is up-to-date with the needs and desires of today's people".
>>338321823
Google what a chief executive is before you post dumb shit like this. I honestly hope you are just trolling.
>>338322058
Literally the least viable. He's out next month, dude.
>>338316085
>>338316202
The only good parts of Conan is when he shits on staff members
Fuck you Jordan
>>338322081
>Hillary is up-to-date with the needs and desires of today's people".
she hasn't driven herself since 1996
>>338321823
You have got to be kidding me. You know what an executive order is right? Dear god.
>>338322138
literally only losing because of archaic, biased DNC rules.
>>338317084
Fuck the new daily show for this reason. I didn't really like it that much to begin with because it was on the more political side as opposed to the Colbert report which was more comedy. John Oliver's new show is ok in doses as background noise but I hate stuff with live audience. The only one I really liked was the standardized test one and the Snowden one he did.
>>338315682
They have ALWAYS been advertisements, and if you think otherwise you are a complete fucking retard. I do however wish they'd stop having unrelated celebrities involved.
>>338317997
He is going to do a Brit accent for Tracer
>>338322257
DNC rules need to be changed, but he's losing because he's getting less votes.
>>338322138
shaking my head to be honest family at your bigotry right now
>>338322058
with regard to policies i would have voted for him if i was american, but i'm not naive enough to think he has any chance even if he does become president
fucking obama's incredibly mild proposals got blocked constantly, what the fuck is sanders gonna do?
>>338316990бpaхaхaa, eбaть, нe cлeдил дaжe
>>338322138
He will get the nod once the FBI indicts. They are chomping at the bits and its being held up by the judicial system for obvious reasons. Im voting for Trump so please dont lump me in with the Bernouts.
>>338322445
The FBI's investigation has been nothing but professional and unbiased by all accounts, nothing is being 'held up by the judicial system', it just takes time.
And she's almost certainly not going to be indicted.
>>338322257
>down by 3 million votes
>"he's losing because of inherent bias guyz!!!"
>>338322575
With an open primary where people could register and vote as they pleas hillary would already be gone.
>>338317997
He'll comment on Widowmaker's butt, maybe make a fat joke about Mei and bring up Winston.
>>338322554
>And she's almost certainly not going to be indicted.
>interviewing all possible aides and treating them as hostile
>grant immunity to hacker who penetrated her system
don't be so sure
>>338322657
Anon, that's plainly ridiculous, I don't even know how to explain it to you. You don't get to be the nominee without huge numbers supporting you.
>there are shillery supporters ON THIS VERY BOARD!
>>338322758
Not him, but if something was going to happen, it would have already happened by now.
>>338322765
>without huge numbers supporting you.
Which is what bernie has, problem is most of them are ineligible to vote in the democratic primary since the DNC rules lock so many people out who weren't already democrats, or who were independents. Add to this the reports of voter fraud we get every single week and it's obvious what's happening.
>>338322841
>look at my left
>hillary shills
>look at my right
>overwatch shills
>>338322081
Times changed a lot since Sanders started running, I guess.
>>338322927
>Which is what bernie has
Not as many as Hillary does.
>>338322881
>Investigation is ongoing
Why? They have already said they are in no way going to change their timeline to fit around the election.
Cersei is so pretty with her natural hair
HAHAHAA Oh man I love when they go like "LOL WHOEVER DESIGNED THIS WAS HIGH why can't kids play Mario
Why Americans even consider Hillary? She is literally a cuckess
>>338322992
The DNC primary's are deigned to cut out as much as bernies support as they can while favouring hillary at every turn
>>338323017
watch Dredd
it's a more true adaptation of the judge dredd comic and 10000x better than the stallone film and has her in it
>>338320885
fuck of Hillary, that dude's 10x the murcan you are. alsovideo games
>>338322962
I agree that there is some degree of shilling. I really do like the game though the majority of the threads really should get moved to /vg/.
>>338323079
No, they're designed so that Democrats unify around a single candidate, and anybody who's not a Democrat had time to become one. I also think independents should be able to vote in them, but they're not designed with Bernie Sanders in mind at all.
>supporting lets playing on a national broadcast level
You should all hang your controllers to the walls.Regardless, they should play Destiny and showcase some of Dinky's best voicework.
>>338323238
>but they're not designed with Bernie Sanders in mind at all.
which is exactly my point. In a straight up contest Bernie would win easily, but now we are stuck with Hillary who is like the only candidate that could very easily lose to Trump.
>>338323385
None of that's true. Hillary has more support than Sanders, and the only reason Sanders polls well against Trump is because there's been no negative campaigning or media coverage against him. His economic plan is downright ridiculous, Trump would crush him on stage.
>>338315682
>legit criticism
What. Conan doesn't even like nor care about video games, he just like to shit on them and that's the reason why /v/ sympathizes with him.
>>338316697
He was on SNL for like 7 years and has literally zero memorable segments.
I really wish blizzardshills would fuckoff, overwatch is being fucking viraled
>>338316990
>blizzard intentionally hires garbage Russian promoters and doesn't make the game f2p to keep cyka bylat out of the game
thank you based blizz
>>338323715
He was in that cowbell segment
Trump is not going to win, not even all of the republicans like him. The edgy I hate every except whites demographic can't win him the election. Better get used to President Hillary or if she gets arrested President Sanders.
>>338316990
dude looks like hes from the caucus
>>338323981
Trump is neck and neck with Hillary in all polls right now. Do not underestimate him, that's how he became the Republican nominee. Yes, he's the most unpopular candidate ever, but Hillary is the second most unpopular candidate ever.
>>338324081
I think 2008 taught us to never trust polls
>>338316990
Why would Blizzard shill out Russian, anyway? I thought they undercut all of their games insanely over there because they won't pay for the average price of titles. I guess they make up for it because enough of the population will but it?
>>338315682
No, they were always ad spots. Legitimately funny and enjoyable to watch ads, but ads nonetheless.
>>338324205
He's probably dirty cheap and relatively popular. Blizzard has an insane PR budget anyway, why not try something in Ru.
>>338315682
>legit criticism
Conan doesn't even like games. What legit criticism? It was always a way of obtaining a sponsor and Conan having fun with that.
Is this dude the only good thing to come out of the Jimmy Fallon show?
>>338316085
His remotes are the only thing I watch from his show.
He should drop the talk show and do only remotes.
>America
>"the worlds greatest democracy"
>can only come up with one candidate that isn't disliked by a majority of the people
>two of the candidates' policies don't even mix well with the party they're representing
Even without all the Trump jokes, the US election is a hilarious mess. What the fuck, americans? As a european I don't understand how Bernie isn't winning by a landslide. No matter which side of the political spectrum you are on, I don't see how you can disagree with the general gist of his policies and he has shown great integrity during his many years as a politician. Don't americans love this shit? Do americans really enjoy corporate assraping that much? Or is everyone still fantasizing about the american dream? I'm not saying that the situation is much better in europe but shit, at least you got a half-decent option.
>>338325278
First of all, socialism is a bad word here, and he's openly a socialist.
Secondly, his economic plan would be a disaster, and that's his only campaign platform. I like the guy and I'm glad he's doing well, but he should not be the president. And honestly, I think he'd agree.
>>338325278
We're still afraid of the 'S' word that's why he won't win.
>>338325278
America's pretty fucked up, moreso the very system itself than the people.
But it sure beats being completely overrun by Mudslimes. Poor Europe.
>>338325278
> As a european I don't understand how Bernie isn't winning by a landslide
As an American I don't understand why you feel the need to share your opinion. Fucking Europeans need to realize that we run our own country and what they want or feel doesn't factor into the equation at all. Same goes the other way too.
>>338319027
Yeah back in 1967. Update those stats for today's generation and the average height would be at least 6'
>>338325435
>>338325498
I guess you're right, it's just slightly depressing that a country as important as the US has such problems with presenting likeable candidates.
>>338325772
The fact that politicians on all sides are more interested in putting money in their own pockets than serving the citizens is a bigger problem than migration, honestly. Healthcare, education, law enforcement, etc. all started going to shit long before the latest influx of muslims.
>>338326145
Because we're on a discussion board you fucking mongoloid? And because US and EU policies affect each other quite abit? Also if you don't recognize the value in discussing politics with people that have a different perspective you're just an ignorant fool. Also because fuck you
>>338316697
He's the only Manlet in latenight
>>338315575
So Tyrion is going to play Torbjörn and Cersei Widowmaker, right?
>>338319689
>Colbert
he was literally only ever good when he was playing a right wing caricature
this is what his new show is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96Ivji-ph4A
not even millennials who hate trump mindlessly like this
