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What are your hopes and dreams for the DLC, /v/?
>magic buffed
>poise fixed
>anything to do with the goddamn serpents
Please, From.
>>338296108
I wanna go to Londor
>>338296108
If it's just one, serpents, good gameplay changes/balance fixes.
If it's multiple like in 2, I don't know. I guess seeing Astora since it's a shithole now which means we could go there.
>>338296108
Just gimme my fist fighting from DS2 back.Please. ;-;
Don't drop that _______
okay, i feel like faggots are just saying "omg can we have poise turned on" just to try and be cool and fit in with /v/ even though the poise has no bearing on your gameplay.
the poise or lack thereof hasn't affected my gameplay at all, i don't know how shitters are crying about it. noobs.
you're not cool for crying about poise.
>>338296751
https://youtu.be/1wTndUgskZQ
>>338296108
Poised being fixed and a massive buff to magic would be a good start. As for locations. I want to explore more of the Profaned Capital and Anor Londo as well as Londor.
>>338296108
>>338296996
Does that bird thing actually appear in the game, or is it just her voice?
>>338297753
Only her voice.
She actually looks like an actual crow, not a harpy. But normalfags need human bits or else they can't fap to it.
>>338296108
>drawing pump-a-rum with tits
She's clearly a loli.
>>338296108
Fuckload of new spells pls
>>338296639
Also make dragonform worthwhile. It's 100% crippling with no positive point.
A way to save Anor Londo
I have no fucking clue when Miyahacki has such a fucking boner for Aldrich, he may as well have been the only Lord of Cinder you hunt down because the game dedicates so much fucking shit to a literal pile of shit
>so super cool and special he gets two (2) areas in the game dedicated to finding him
>so special that he gets his own covenant, the only LoC who does
>so super special and super cool he gets to kill all the DaS1 npc and turn Anor Londo into a literal shit hole
>so super special he gets his own "Age" and Sorcereries
Seriously man, fuck this game and fuck Miyazaki's obsession with this fucking character.
>>338301357
It is strange how overwhelming his presence is, considering how his boss fight was more Gwyndolin than Aldrich.
>>338301357
Abysswatchers got a covenant.
>>338300572
Dragon Roar anyone that decides to hold block near you.
You're welcome.
>>338296108
Expansion on Pontiff Sulyvahn, the most based villain in the Souls games.
>>338304684
>double greatsword sorcerer
I wish I was as cool as him.
>>338305375
>Probably tapped the Dancer's ass
Sulyvahn was the coolest guy
Primordial Serpents.
We need to deal with these once and for all.
>>338296108
To see my boy Kaathe
>>338304684
Pontif should have been a secret boss like Nameless king. He became the defacto king of anor londo/irythil and had aldritch power up eating gods so he could become kindling of the flame instead of pontif.
>>338298001
Personally, this would only be the second time I've had thoughts about fucking a bird.
>>338305565
>fucked the descendant of a goddess
Sully was such a baller.
>>338305692
This
Please god I want to fight em,
>>338305939
>>338305565
Never!
>>338307858
YOUR WAIFU HAD SEX WITH SULYVAHN
>>338308184
SEX DOESN'T EXIST WHEN EVERYONE IS A HOLLOW! THE DANCER IS PURE!
>>338296108
Londor, with new dark magic that's actually as good as sorceries
>>338298001
>She actually looks like an actual crow
But she doesn't appear in the games, just her voice. She could be a reptile monster for all we know.
Fix magic, fix poise, bring back twinblades from DS2.
Reminder that poise is actually working as intended.
https://www.reddit.com/r/darksouls3/comments/4jdwy6
What are the common health insurance plans available to Yharamites, /v/? I've been referred to some specialist named "Iosekfa," but I want to make sure that I won't be bankrupted by his fees
>>338308483
Make the Dancer's blades not shit
>>338308246
but anon, marriage exists in Londor
>>338308717
That's just stabbing a sword through your wifey's face.
>>338296108
Anything to do with Londor and the primordial serpents.
Bonus points if you can do it after getting the Lord of Hollows ending.
>>338305692
>mfw it turns out that the Primordial Hydra is the Living God, true creator of the world
>>338296965
I can't tell are you being an edgy contrarian or are you seriously so dumb that you don't understand what poise is and how it works
>>338308809
>implying that you don't go back to the hotel and have vigorous "I'm sorry for stabbing you in the face" sex
gonna earn that 6th free level
We go to the land of the Giants.
There isn't enough Giant lore / stuff in the game.
>>338308959
Pretty much all of DaSII was about Giants
>>338308959
TELL ME ABOUT YHORM!
WHY DOES HE HAVE THE FACE?
>>338305938
aw man I forgot all about that.I want to be scolded by Mr. Cat
>>338308946
But it's not. As much as I want it to be fampai. Your wifey disappears after the ceremony and you leaving it having absorbed her/his sigils.
>>338309000
were the DaS2 giants from Lordran?
>>338309064
...why the hell wouldn't he
>>338309215
No, because absolutely nothing in DaS1 even resembles them.
Drangleic is on the other end of whatever magical land Lordran was on (east coast, west coast, and Lothric is in the middle), and the but hole giants were from some totally different place.
>the grand lake of mud, hidden now from sight... the Cosmos, of course!
>now, let us sit about, and speak. feverishly.... chatting into the wee hours of NEW IDEAS, of the higher plane!
what did he mean by this?
>>338309291
Most others don't, i.e. the hollow faced ones or the ones with the visors--presumably some kind of face just not as close to human as Yhorm's. So, to me, it's an implication that Yhorm is something of a human/giant hybrid
>you will never crack an egg inside Pickle-pee's egg chute with your erect, Hollow dick
>>338309447
except that all of the masked giant slaves in DaS3, which wear the same masks as the DaS1 giants, are butthole face giants
>>338309473
There are many humanoid races in this game
>>338309567
Screenshots?
fists that have shock-waves so you can actually hit someone more than 1in away.
also i still see the ocational magic scum, could use further nerfing.
>they want poise back
I want this smooth pimp daddy to come back.
Why was Aldia NOT in the final release of DS3? Fuck you MiyaHACKi
>>338308959
>He thinks Yhorm is in any way shape or form related to the ds2 anusface giants.
>>338309768
That's a fucking greatsword, you'd be able to do that with poise too
>>338309462
He was a parody of lorefags, driving themselves crazy by arguing endlessly on anime messageboards about games that are intentionally incomplete.
https://youtu.be/G0Eoe6MQRYo
poise will NEVER, EVER be activated!
>>338309557
Slim jims
>>338309912
>but dumbfrog posting is ok
lol
>>338309712
what is this? i want to punch niggas to death too
>>338309813
He was the "first scholar" mentioned in a few item descriptions. He's the one who convinced Prince Lothric to refuse to link the fire, which wasn't his motivation in DaS2, but who cares B-team lmao
I assume it will be related to the profaned flame more so than Londor,with the amount of times it's referenced but not expanded upon.
>>338310073
cuestus the WA gives you poise for about 4 seconds.
when you hit a combo it does about 500 damage but its really hard to hit anything.
>>338309624
look closely.
it's easier to see if you boot up your game and rotate the camera, but this dude's clearly got nothing but a small hole for a face. it's a smaller butthole face than the DaS2 giants, but the shape is the same
>>338310084
"A" team decided to disable poise. A decision leagues worse than all the bad ones B team did in DS2 and that includes Soul Memory.
>>338310289
oh fuck
>>338309830
delete this pic right now
>>338309912
Holy fuck, this. Normies ruined this fucking series.
>>338310337
>"A" team decided to disable poise
You really fell for this meme? Embarrassing. See: >>338308602
>>338296108
>>poise fixed
How likely is this to happen?
I've heard Japanese players prefer the hyper armor to poise.
>>338310481
Poise is not broken. It's just a brand-new mechanic that's actually more similar to Agility from DaSII.
is this the DEFINITIVE powerlevel ranking of the Souls MCs?
Hunter > Chosen Undead > Ashen One > Slayer of Demons > BotC
>>338310646
No. BotC is much stronger than the Ashen One by leagues.
>>338296554
2 guaranteed, possibly more.
Read the Season Pass description.
>>338310646
No. What we can say for sure is that if you actually care about powerlevels, your autism level is higher than the average /mlp/ poster's.
>>338310084
what are you talking about? Aldia totally tells you that linking the fire is the pleb option in DaS2
>>338310646
I don't know about the rest, but because Hunter actually has the option to become something fucking omnipotent I guess I can agree with that. Since Souls Gods aren't really Gods.
Fix Poise
Buff Miracle and Sorcery Scaling + Base Damages in the early levels of Int/Fth.
They can do decent damage in late levels with high INT/FTH for scaling with +dmg equipment. Melee massively outshines spells and it's obnoxious.
Nerf Straight Sword class base damages across the board.
They shouldn't have nearly the same AR as a Greatsword class with much faster swings and lower stam costs.
SpinSlash WA weapons need their softlock reworked.
Going from R1 L2 R2 to 1combo someone is obnoxious. You should be able to roll out after the L2 if the R1 was the first hit to land. The follow up could still connect on bad rolls/good directional change but having no input on the receiving end after the R1 is fucking stupid.
Need way more Dark magic in the game. There's barely anything.
They need to add a LOT more Spells, Weapons, and Armor sets.
BLUE EYE ORB + Sin for Invasion kills
Buff Vitality.
You need to invest a fucking ton to even get higher load for heavy armor.
Rolls need to cost a lot more stamina.
Many PvE enemies would need to have their 10HITANIMECOMBOES nerfed as an offset
>>338310646
Hunter > Slayer of Demons > Bearer of the Curse > Chosen Undead > Ashen One
>>338308903
i can tell you're ignoring my point.
it doesn't affect your gameplay, if it does, you can probably guess what i'll say next:git gud
>>338310646
ashen one has the power to eliminate all the gods from reality as evidenced in the usurpation of fire ending, ergo ashen one is the strongest
>>338310803
barneyfag pls
You guys do realize there are two crows, right? One is named Pickle Pee, the other is Pump a Rum. Pickle Pee responds to certain items, Pump a Rum responds to others. It's their preferences.
>>338310906
BRING INDICTMENTS BACK
>>338310646
Ashen One>BotC>Hunter>Chosen Undead>SoD
what's even the point of leveling VIT?
>poise does fuck all
>dmg absorption does absolutely fuck all
give me one reason why I shouldn't leave it at or near base lvl, at all times
>>338310831
Correct, but so is letting the fire die, since it comes back anyway. That's what happened when Vendrick refused to link the fire. Aldia seeks a way to break the cycle forever. At least until DaS3 retcons it all.
>>338310983
you do realize ur a big gay lol
>>338296469
If we don't go to Londor that'd be the biggest cocktease in the entire franchise. But part of me don't want to go there. I don't want to kill londorians. I wanna make londor great again.
>>338310646
I want to see someone make slice of life comedy where all 5 mcs have to live together as roommates
>>338309863
unless they stack poise, run behind you and backstab
>>338310983
>implying memers play games
>>338310983
Nigger if there's two they sound exactly the same and there's no way to differentiate which one's talking, unlike Tilo and Dyna.
>>338310906
>Rolls need to cost a lot more stamina.
The reason they cost so little is because getting hit reduces iframes on upcoming rolls
>>338311101
For huge-ass weapons/having a full load-out of six weapons
>>338310646
Without any of the game breaking bullshit powers they gain at the end
SoD(lmao)>BotC>Hunter>Ashen One>Chosen Undead
>>338310983
No, its only one crow. Pickleplum
>>338309830
"
Soul of Yhorm the Giant. One of the twisted souls, steeped in strength.
Use to acquire numerous souls, or transpose to extract its true strength.
Yhorm is the descendant of an ancient conqueror, but was asked by the very people once subjugated to lead them, serving as both a weighty blade and a stone-hard shield."
Could mean the Giants from DS2.
Just because they say Yhorm is a "giant" doesn't really mean it's the same race that are called "Giants" in DS1 and 2. A lot of the "Gods" were really big, but nobody called them giant. Yhorm is probably called a giant because he's the size of the remaining Giants, but they regular people don't recognize him as a God.
(In reality Gods and humans are the same, the Gods just inherited more powerful souls, which increases their power level and size)
>>338311238
You wouldn't kill Londorians. You'd be protecting them from Way of White Hunters.
>>338311524
>without the bullshit powers they get at the end
then you're just left with
>guy with sword and shield #1
>guy with sword and shield #2
>guy with sword and shield #3
>guy with sword and shield #4
>guy with transforming saw and shotgun
>>338311576
>Yhorm descended from Giant Lord
>Yhorm ruled Drangleic
>Bearer of the Curse is Yhorm and a babby Giant
>shitty throne ending is canon
Solved the puzzle, we can all go home now.
Change poise so it affects either the priority or length of hyper-armor during R2 attacks for all weapons. Leave R1 as the interrupt-able attack for everything except when affected by buffs like iron flesh or perseverance.
>>338298741
I thought it was a shota
>>338310646
I'm pretty sure the Hunter is the weakest. Don't give me that shit about him being a Great One. We never play as that thing, never see what its capable of, and we kill Great Ones anyway. It's a rebirth as well, so it may as well not have any of our skills.
Ashen One is stronger the CU. Every boss he fights is powerful enough to fuel the First Flame. He's also the only one to take on a Lord who isn't crippled to shit, that being Aldrich.
>>338310983
>>338311340
In the credits her name is The Nestling. There is only one.
>>338311576
The gods weren't any bigger than a tall human. Source: Gwyn
>b-but he was burnt!11!!1!
Vendrick was a fucking hollow and still towered over any non-giant humanoid in the series
>>338311595
>implying that I'm not a WoW hunter come to RIP AND TEAR
>>338311825
>ignoring all magic for some reason
>>338311825
A good shield is all you need to beat the Hunter.
>>338312058
>every boss he fights is powerful enough to light the first flame
false. they once were, but now that they were revived by the Bell, they're all so depowered that all 5 are needed to provide sufficient fuel to link the flame
>this might be the first video game DLC I buy ever
technically its my second but I didn't enjoy the first one and barely knew what I was doing, also it was discounted in a bundle
>>338312219
Nope. You only need five people to open the path to the Kiln, just like needing the four in DaS1.
>>338310646
Chosen Undead Havelmonster is easily the strongest.
>Dark Souls III DLC
>the final boss of the DLC is called "The Secret Keeper"
>it taunts you constantly saying you don't know the truth and you've been dissuaded so many times you cannot tell what's the right thing to do anymore
>nothing happens after you beat it, you just take its soul
>after choosing to link the flame (while the DLC has been beaten)
>you wake up in what appears to be a bed in a white room
>around you are wires, machines and other beds with other people
>some people in white robes and huge moustaches approach you and tell you that you passed the test and are so happy to see you awake
>you can read the card on the robes of the two closest people to you being "Dr. Jon Kaathe" and "Dr. Louis Frampt"
>slowly all comes back to you
>you were a coma victim all along from a car accident
>the three games were programs tested on coma victims to see their willpowers and to try waking them up
>whoever links the flame wakes up, whoever chooses the age of dark dies
>final shot of the camera slowly zooming out of the hospital, revealing modern day Tokio
Post yfw this is the ultimate ending of the franchise.
Also, as a final autistic bonus:
>after credit scene
>one of the doctors is sitting on a chair, writing something on a piece of paper, some words plus gibberish attempt at drawing swords and gates
>he turns for a second to see the still sleeping coma victims
>he ponders for a second, then he keeps writing on his piece of paper
>his ID card reads "Dr. Harald Hoerwick"
>Dark Souls is officially the precursor of .hack
>>338312089
I think size just has something to do with power level magic bullshit. Your character doesn't change size for obvious gameplay reasons.
Though I believe the original intention, given that humanity's progenitor is called the furtive pygmy, was for Gwyn, Artorias, and all their pals to be some race of Giant. DaS2 kind of fucked that up.
>>338312324
no, because the Unkindled can't link the fire. you are taking the ashes of the LoC you fight, and dumping them into the flame as a living vessel. your own powerlevel means exactly jack shit, you're nothing but a sheath for the strength of your betters.
>>338311825
Considering that most of these guys can get stomped by a 20 feet tall demon and live im not sure a gun would do jack shit, since it basically works as a target shield that deals little damage
Im ranking this not as who has the best equipment and gear, but in a straight up fight who would win?
Ashen and Undead are some random duded who got chosen, so they aren't that skilled or ready for their quests when you think about it
Hunter is well prepared, but he is not as fit and his health and endurance is way lower than everyone else.
BotC had some time to prepare for his travels, and who knows how long he was out there before beggining DSII, plus the promotional material shows him doing a lot of crazy shit
And then the Sod, who is arbitrarily broken as fuck because magical destiny
Also, hunter might be realistially better equiped, but in gameplay he would get stomped by all of them due to his lack of poise.
>>338305692
this
it cant end with them appearing only in DS1
>>338308602
Been proven wrong by fucking DSG testing.
Poise adds zero fucking i-frames.
Alright what the fuck is this pickle me meme about? Someone show me a let's play faggot at that part of the game. I hate being in the dark.
>>338312621
Poise doesn't add iframes you retard. Getting hit reduces your iframes.
>>338312402
You are silly and your post annoys me.
if the final boss of DaS3's dlc isn'tVelkaI will be highly annoyed
desu I don't really care what the DLC will be, the combat system is so much better than DaS1
I hated playing the DLC in DaS1 solely because of the shitty combat
the only thing I do care is that the don't have any fuckups in the design, I bet noone found the floating tower in lothric castle yet
>>338296108
Dual Wielding weapons for the 9 weapon types that don't have one
>>338312702
why not just play the game you dumpass
>>338312913
I'm on /v/ I don't play games.
>>338312402
This is ME3 tier
>>338296108
DLC were you finally fight knights on horseback.
>>338312402
fuck you , no
>>338312704
>poise
>the thing that is related mostly to heavy armor
>affecting rolling,the thing that is compromised by weight
how would a scifi souls game work?
>>338312839
Why would we even fight her?
>>338296108
Magic is fine. Poise should be fixed for PvE and MAYBE PvP. I want to see Londor.
>>338312402
10/10 bait
>>338313114
you find and enter the Painted World.
>>338313086
Don't get me wrong, it's retarded as all hell, but it is what it is
>>338312410
>Gwyn, Artorias, and all their pals to be some race of Giant
Pretty sure everyone is descended from those pre-fire hollows you see wandering around during the intro cutscene. The difference between Gods like Gwyn and Izalith, and humans, is that Gods got their hands on a fragment of a Lord's Soul, while humans have a fragment of the Dark Soul.
>>338312875
This. No powerstancing sucks, but they could've at least replaced it by having dual-weapons for every class. Did Miyazaki never experience the wonder of dual whips?
>>338312402
>this whole post
Please stop posting OP.
How can it possibly surpass this?
>>338313150
>magic is fine
>utterly worthless until 60 int
lol
>>338309712
hi dietrich
>>338312839
>No pardoner in 3
is it even possible to sin in this game?
if so, whats the punishment?
seems like more unfinished content.
>>338312402
>These are the kind of autists that browse /v/ with YOU
So is Poise broken or did they decide to turn it off after realizing that it didn't work well with the bloodborne engine?
>>338312875
>no dual rapier weapons, or even a rapier and dagger combo
>even when they're one of the few weapon types that were historically used together
Could have put in the rapier and dagger combo that Wellagher (?) in DS2 had as the "Drang Rapier and dagger" or something
>>338312552
BB doesnt have poise, it has split second stun times.
You would practically never be able to hit the Hunter with anything the other guys have.
>OCELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTE
what did he mean by this?
>>338313495
this is my favorite new dank meme
>>338305692
This image is ecsactly what i have been dreaming about since DaS1
Too bad Miazaki wont giv it to us because
>muh no closure
>muh heatdeatch of the univers
>>338313150
>magic is fine
says the melee user.
Try to make a magic-focused build. Go ahead. Not only do you need an extortionate amount of Attunement, but the spells themselves are so bad that you are forced to totally min-max your ring slots in order to have decent damage.
In DaS1, you only needed 16 ATN for four slots, which was enough for any half-magic build. 19 ATN would give you a fifth slot, and there really was no need to ever have more than that. In DaSIII, you need 24 ATN for four slots and 30 for five. Magic users are totally FUCKED in this game.
>>338313317
There's no sin in the game
>>338310646
havent played bloodborne. what makes the hunter so strong?
>>338313212
But why would we fight her
>>338313710
Killed a bunch of eldritch alien gods and became one
>>338313783
she's gone hollow like the Nameless King after findingthe corpse of Priscilla
>>338313317
>>338313685
Sin is aggro'ing NPCs.
>>338296108
I want my old baby back.
>>338313815
cool
>>338296108
Magic was already buffed today
>>338313685
strange
i always wondered why velka told me i have not sinned even after killing NPC's
>Fucking around in NG+ Catacombs
>Get an invade while Embered Solo for the first time in forever
>We're having a pretty good duel, he's a nice enough dickwraith
>Dodge roll, as my roll visibly starts, his swing hits me and kills me even though immunity frames were on
Thanks From.
>>338313474
That doesn't really matter since any attack Hunter's initiate can be withstood and then continue attacking forcing the Hunter to back away or continue recieving damage
Its the other way around, hunters are the ones who cant land a hit without taking one themselves
Kind of like DSIII's current meta except hunters don't benefit from hyperarmor.
>>338313710
Becomes an Eldrich God at the end of the game.
>>338313906
I personally think Ashen One is the most powerful. You become a god king after taking the flame for yourself
>>338313002
Guess you won't find out then friendo.
>>338312402
fucking genious my man
>>338314042
If we count game over powerups Hunter wins easily since he becomes a literal god that can alter the fabric of reality.
>>338314042
For all we know, it doesn't even work like that. The Ashen One might not be able to access the power of the Flame at all. We just don't know anything about it.
>>338310289
>a smaller butthole face than the DaS2 giants, but the shape is the same
vaati pls
>>338314042
>becoming a "god king"
oh yeah, lord of a land of shuffling, mindless zombies, after taking the feeble embers of a dying power. wew lad, such inconceivable might.
Bring back twinblades
Also blue eye orb
>>338313945
>get invaded while solo
>the guy finally finds me and we have a good fight
>i back away to gain some spacing on him since both of our health is low
>he swings and hits me from 3 miles away with a straight sword and kills me
epic
>>338314123
Someone spoonfeed me to spite my new buddy here.
>>338310646
Slayer of demons and hunter are definitely at the top, as the hunter can become an eldritch ayylmao and the slayer can become its emissary. BotC gets a boost for being immune to the cycle. Ashen one can potentially harness the first flame for themselves.
Really, chosen undead is at the rock bottom.
More LUCK weapons and more FTH/INT weapons similar to Witch's Locks.
>>338314195
It's a retcon, son
>>338312402
>it wasn't real the whole time
Wow what are you 12 or a normi?
>>338314195
>face covered up and impossible to see without exploiting CE, just used as a placeholder
>vs face geometry that is plain to see, and intended to be viewed by the player
no contest
>>338313945
Get more poise :^)
>>338312865
the tower
>>338314287
Play the game pal
>>338314329
More faith weapons in general. I'm still annoyed how the Cleric Candlestick requires INT.
I'd like some Trick Weapon clones with crazy DEX requirements, like 40+. They'd be the equivalent of giant STR weapons, like the FUGS.
>>338314321
CU faced down the old gods themselves and won
>>338314201
this makes me want to play monster hunter
Generations looks great
>>338303747
>Shields in PvP
>Blocking with a weapon
>Not at all times exploiting hyper armor and massive phantom reach with UGS
It's like you don't watch the epic META meme videos you nutube
>>338314160
Doesn't the fire warp reality too? That's why "time is convoluted" and "the land of the lords are converging".
>>338314196
Not all are mindless, and even if it were so, doesn't make him any less god king.
>>338314171
Good point, but I'm assuming the Ashen can
>>338314201
>can chop its tail off
Oh god I want to carve it.
>>338314284
Yeah, the connectivity in this game needs some work. It ruins otherwise awesome stuff that happens sometimes.
>>338312598
Plot for DS4.
>>338296108
Post more pickle-pee
Better question though
Taking aside all gameplay bullshit (hp pools, damage input, etc) Who would be the most powerful NPC
Can anyone hope to stop the rock?
>>338314478
yeah, but being the lord of feeble hollows says very little about how strong you are. Right now, my doughy-ass self could be declared the Lord of Gerbils, but would that imply that I'm some sort of ultra-badass?
>>338311576
>People still think size is related to power
It isn't
>>338314478
I don't think we should take post-ending stuff into this discussion at all. We should only be debating the shit we can play as
>>338312702
https://youtu.be/G4f-h_-8L18
https://youtu.be/70GgyJAF8jI
>>338314601
I wonder how that anon felt knowing he spawned something terribly lewd depicting Pickle-pee as a loli harpy?
>>338314287
its a crow that asks for items, the nest is somewhere around firelink shrine
>>338314672
What makes you think otherwise? The game seems to hint at that many times. Sif, Ornstein, Vendrick, etc
>>338313931
>3.1 million souls
how are these hackers not banned yet
>>338314882
>hackers
Literally go through NG+ and you get all the souls you can get.
Also, hosting fight clubs nets you a fuckton of souls too. Not like you really need it.
>>338314882
dont kno if trolling or retarded...
>>338314789
That you, the player character, remain the same size the entire time.
That some bosses are just large without being powerful, too.
Hasn't Miyazaki once said, he made bosses bigger so they'd feel more threatening? I've never really been able to agree with the whole "bigger=stronger" idea
>>338314465
ashen one wipes all gods from reality by usurping the fire
>>338314994
>>338314995
nobody would be sitting on 3.1 million unspent souls unless they were hacking, there are plenty of things to spend them on. make it less obvious next time.
>>338315013
>ashen one wipes all gods from reality
don't be dumb
a. there are no gods left by this point
b. the Age of Dark would take care of that with or without your help
>>338310919
It does affect your gameplay you ignorant fuck.unless you're saying you've beaten the whole game without taking any hits. If so then well done
hopefully more than one or two weapons or armor sets per dlc.
Any hopes for specific weapons in the future dlc's?
>Demon's GreatHammer
>Orma + Reeve's Shields
>Old Knight weapons with a weapon art based on "flash of great power"
>>338314417
>>338314724
Wow thats some bad english anime voice acting. I didn't even see that crow girl anywhere. Thanks anyways.
>>338314417
SPITED.
>>338313815
so most of the bosses are Cthulhu-tier villans right?
>Those Assassin Skeletons in Catacombs drop Vertebra Shackles
Huh. I never knew.
Now that I think of it, though, it makes sense... What mob drops Sunlight Medals?
>>338315132
I was sitting on 5 million souls just the other day, then wasted it all on titanite
>>338315132
definitively retarded.
I have a theory that things in this world literally sink into the past. Lothric Castle is above everything else because it's in the "present" with the living royals. Everything on the ground is recent and as you go underground you go into the past. The part at the beginning about the place where the lands converge is talking about everything falling into the earth, as you see at the end.
>>338314882
Farming Proof of a Concord kept brought me nearly 7mio souls faggot. Git gud.
>>338309830
This picture is too god damn cute
>>338315282
why is Solaire always known as the meme friend in DaS1, when Siegmeyer was infinitely the better bro?
>>338315332
Lothric K***hts drop medals.
>>338315570
Lothric nigs?
>>338296108
Where is the mega picklepee at
>>338315524
It's too bad he was never a summon in 1, he would have probably been able to solo most bosses with that +14 sword of his
>>338315637In my pants.
>>338315570
>Want to name myself Savage Knight
>Sa***e K***ht
Thanks from
>>338315370
>>338315392
>>338315415
didnt even know there were this many hackers, good lord
what fucking level are you that 5-7 million souls is too much to level up with, and you spend it on other shit instead?
>>338315673
>sitting on a Titanite Slab
>only having a +14 weapon
>>338314465
The only one worth mentioning was manus, as the rest were husks of their former selves. And manus can't really be calculated against - Artorias jobbed hard because he couldn't handle the abyss, something which in 2 is common enough to have a covenant of literal whos dedicated to it.
>>338315570
I've seen players who have knight in their name, no censor.
>>338315750
5m Souls guy here. I'm SL110
>>338315132
i found the underage
>I'm considering Dark Souls 3 to be the big closure on the series
What did he mean by this?
>>338315746
>Want to name myself Undead Knight
>Und*** K***ht
Who the fuck even uses "ead" as an insult
>>338305845
I think he's the perfect kind of boss to show up midgame and be mandatory. He's the most straightforward villain the series has ever had. You resolve something simple and then get into the spookier mythological shit.
>>338315863
you know, you can level up a lot at 110 with 5 fucking million souls, all you're doing is making me believe you are hacking, or you would have leveled up more
>>338315759
nevermind, I thought like most npc's his stuff wasn't maxed
>>338312402
Directed by Uwe Boll.
>>338311576
>Yhorm is the descendant of an ancient conqueror, but was asked by the very people once subjugated to lead them, serving as both a weighty blade and a stone-hard shield."
Wolnir is a giant, and a conqueror, and also in the same game and thus far more likely his progenitor than the but hole rock men of the 2nd game.
>>338310646
Hunter > *
Parrying at a distance and parrying opponents healing puts him in a completely different league.Let's not forget the main part about being a Great One: instantly impregnating every attractive female with fine blood.
>>338308447
She's actually the nest.
>>338316237
>can only impregnate women telepathically
>can never actually have sex ever again
>>338316154
I know, I could level up to SL140 or so.
Guess what? I like staying 110.
Have you literally never played a Souls game before? Pretty much everyone stops leveling up at around SL120, or whatever they believe the PvP meta to be.
In fact, most people are stopping at SL80-89 in /dsg/ because they think that that's the best place for PvP
>>338316313
>becomes a slug
>implying he needs a penis to perform anymore
The Good Hunter can go deeper inside you're mom than you ever were, anon.
>>338316236
Yhorm makes the same whale noises as the DaS2 giants and has the same rock skin as the giants in DaS3
>>338316025
I reckon it means he's considering Dark Souls 3 to be the big closure on the series
>>338316369
well, the DS3 pvp meta is at 80, so going above that means there is no reason to stop leveling.
you're obviously a hacker.
>>338316437
You got me
>>338316402
what setting is Miyazaki going to migrate to next, /v/?
>>338316398
Chalk that up to FROM shamelessly reusing assets between games. Like how Cleric beast is a retooled Manus
>>338316154
He's someone who enjoys PvP. No one levels passed 120 if they want to enjoy PvP. And once you start PvPing or just going through the game without levelling, you find yourself with more souls than you know what to do with.
I'm at 120 and I have capped every useful consumable (Grass, Firebombs, buff resins, etc). I've got like 600 titanite and large titanite, and 200 of the other types. There isn't a point in buying more since you only get 8 slabs a playthrough anyway. There is literally nothing for me to spend souls on so I've routinely got anywhere between 3m to 10m. I got nothing to spend it on.And I've lost probably around 20m from not picking it up off the floor.
>>338316516
Migrate back to his own country
>>338310646
How about we ignore what each protagonist becomes at the end, who's strongest?
>>338316516
sci-fi according to what he said he'd like.
will support VR, according to a promo reel.
>>338313495
they really did it, the absolute madman miyazaki made the most hilarious boss that involes squishing a baby
Is there any diffetence between the Dark Lord and the Lord of Hollows.
>>338316516
Spaghetti Western mixed with religious Buddhist mythology.
>>338311327
You are a fucking idiot
>>338316664
>that cut audio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6vCZdcp6hE
>>338316691
in the FUTURE
>>338316618
Hunter can regen when he hits you.
Hunter can shoot you into parry as you attempt to chug.
Hunter easily has more stamina and faster regen than everyone else.
Hunter can parry you from afar.
The others don't really stand a chance.
>>338308602
Perseverance is the only thing relevant for poise.
Have the auto-summon covenants been fixed yet? I can sit in the crucifixion woods/pontiff area for ages and only get invaded twice at the very most. When I equip the covenant I'll never get summoned.
Compare that to the Bell Tower in DS2 where you'll get to battle every 10 minutes at least.
>>338316832
they shouldn't have cut it out,
maybe I'm just retarded but I had no clue what was going on even with the baby crying
it was hilarious when he suddenly screaming ocelotte like an autist
give me ONE (1) example of Frampt ever, ever lying to you. Just one, that's all. Please take your time, I'm willing to wait.
>>338316386
Good lord anon.
>>338316472
now lets hope the next ban wave gets you out of my games
ive already seen enough russian hackers with locked hp and stamina because fucking region lock means "do you want to matchmake with japan or not" and ignores all other countries
>>338296108
Big fat tiddies
>>338305692
this. these fuckers need to pay
>>338315750
It not too much to lvl up, but there are no invasions no summonings, basically no multiplayer at this lvl so I stopped upgrading, bought everything and only try to get the last steam acheivments before starting a new char.
And its travel nr. 4.
>>338316840
The others don't have weapons from the hunter's time.
>>338317120
>I am pleased to see you well.
Nigga, do I look fine?
>Is it something urgent?
>>338315570
I see, also the naming in this game is dicks, like damn.
Last bit, what mobs drop Human Dregs? I know all the others and I assume Deacons?
>>338317120
Lying by omission is still lying.
Where's the sexy Pickle Pee. I came for Pickle Pee porn.
>>338317483
if you're not a drooling hollow, you're looking pretty a-ok by undead standards
>>338317440
>implying they each don't have their own eras with their own respective weapons
The Moonlight Greatsword is the only big exception and the Hunter's variant is the best looking and most powerful iteration.
>>338317195
I will just buy the game again with daddys credit card (he is rich) and cheat my souls back
hahahaha
>>338317541
>He came for porn of a bird nobody has ever seen
I haven't seen a single image of Pickle Pee yet in-game or in these threads. This crow slut is pretty fucking hot tho.
>>338316680
Yes.
>Dark Lord
>the Fire fads but it's embers still remain, so that one day they burst into a new light, like the souls of the gods of old
>Lord of Hollows
>you absorb the Flame into your Dark Sigils, transforming it into pure humanity
>no embers left meaning the cycle has ended for good
>you live forever with your waifus from Londor
>>338317714
>no embers left
anon, the bonfire is still lit and the sun still exists in the Lord of Hollows end
>>338317485
The deacons, yes.
>>338317387
what is the meta lvl.
ds1 110-120
ds2 150
ds3 1 deprived fist?
>>338316832
So was he actually supposed to be holding Ocelotte during the fight, then he smashes the baby but wonders where it's gone?
>>338317120
Even his name is a lie, he doesn't seek kings, (as in royalty)
he wants someone to sacrifice themselves for a fire
>>338317714
>living in Londor with a church full of bitches worshipping your Hollow Lord dick
Living the life desu
>>338317801
The actual Meta for DS3 is still up in the air, aiming for around 90 (Quality fags) and 150 (Casters who want to hit max potential.)
Average of those 2 is 120, a decent middle ground of "Why the fuck do I have to keep dumping points into luck." and "Managing my lack of points is a bitch."
>he didn't link the fire at the end of DaS3
explain yourself right fucking now
>>338316263
She's the egg. We've gone beyond lolis.
>>338317778
Anon what
The sun is black and white just like a humanity sprite and the bonfire is clearly flameless
>>338317628
I mean, I haven't played bloodborne, but for one they all don't have guns.
>>338296965
>the poise has no bearing on your gameplay.
Hey I'm a guy who likes to play as fatass knights in every Souls game, just chiming in to tell you to shut the fuck up.
>>338317979
Achievements and not knowing the Fire Keeper would do that if I summoned her, I saw the sign and got confused.
Also, Lord of Hollows will be the canon ending if DS3 ever gets a sequel.
>>338317949
OH... GRACIOUS, LORD...
MAKE...
LONDOR...
WHOLE...
>>338317979
Ending everything was more fitting considering this is the last game
>>338317813
Nah, he's just delusional enough to almost become the next Akibaranger. I'm pretty sure I saw an item that says the Queen of Lothric took Ocelotte with her. Feel free to call me out on it, since I can't remember if there was an item that said.
>>338317979
>Doing the dirty work of the 'Gods'
Sure thing you fucking cuck.
>>338318038
>the bonfire is clearly flameless
oh Kos, grant this anon eyes!
>>338310646
Chosen Undead>Hunter>Ashen One>Bearer>Slayer of Demons
Chosen has retarded poise and armor that actually makes a difference wich means he can steamroll through any attacks coming at him. Just stunlock everything with the Zwei and GG.
>>338318193
Are you retarded? That's just a orange texture, it's not even glowing like a flame.
@338317640
kill yourself faggot, you aren't even worth a (You)
>>338318506
wew
>>338312552
>CU and AO have no skill
>but hunter does
Who says?
>>338318509
We're not on Facebook or Twitter, dipshit.
>>338318506
>everything about this post
simply epic
>>338318676
Source me up.
>>338315791
sometimes the censor is on and sometimes it isn't, it's weird.
>>338318084
>"And I, too, am also thine."
>>338318847
Yuria is for loving and respecting!
>>338317541
Don't sexualize the pump-a-rum.
>>338296108
poise is working as intended you know
>>338318084
>>338318847
Now if we could just save Lothric and Lorian.
>"Another dogged contender..." he says, as you enter the bedroom.I also wonder what they'd look like as female.
>pump a rump is invisible
bravo b-team
another model would have been too much for your 60 dollar game
>>338317541
snuggle is for hug not fug
>>338318847
Ain't shit compared to
>"Dear brother, unyielding sword of Lothric's prince. Rise if you would, for that is our curse."
>>338301357
Aldrich's entire existence foreshadows the events of Bloodborne.
He's there to set up the sequel to Dark Souls and has the merit of not being just another throwback to DS1.
Aldrich's plotline was great and i'm pretty sure he was deliberately designed to piss off people who get too attached to things in a game about decline and loss.
>>338318930
Lothric+Lorian got what they deserved, they aren't for saving
>>338318847
If you finish Anri's quastline, Yuria will never attack you back if you harm her, believing that it's your right to do with her as you please.So cute, Yuria is the best souls waifu
>>338318775
http://i.imgur.com/eCVdc0b.png
>>338319113
They did nothing wrong, they were good boys.
>>338319112
BB and Souls aren't connected
>>338319059
Snuggle is cute and for hugs.we aren't talking about snugly though
>>338311238
>Londor is under siege by Pilgrims
>Build a wall to keep Pilgrims out
>Make Londor great again
>that difficult breathing
YORSHKA, WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO YOU?????
>>338319264
Londor sends them, no?
>>338314882
>>338315132
>>338315750
>>338316154
>>338316437
>>338317195
>mfw I won't get softbanned for this
http://i.imgur.com/B6eVc2v.jpg
Get fucked, cucks :^)
>>338319264
pilgrims are coming FROM Londor, not to Londor
>>338319296
Starvation, it's obvious ain't it?
>>338319330
>cucks
Millenial please leave
>>338319142
I regularly use Dark Hand on Yuria just to hear her plead.
>>338319435
STOP
>>338319480
Why, Yuria is yours. You can literally use her as your filthy breeding sow
Would love to see them introduce some snowy areas as well as deserts. Oh, and jumping puzzles. I love puzzles involving the terrain.
>>338319740
>I love jumping puzzles in souls games
????????????????
>>338319740
>Snowy areas
Irithyll.
>>338298001
Hasn't she been a thing since Demon Souls? Why did it only become "popular" now?
>>338319910
>She
Pickle-Pee is exclusive to DS3. There have been other Trader Crows.
>>338319879
>>338319740 said
>I love puzzles involving the terrain
Not
>I love jumping puzzles in souls games
Jumping puzzles in a Souls game would be annoying as fuck.
i want a weapon to surpass the BKGA
>>338320039
>visions of Bed of Chaos, therefore try sadness
>>338319879
No i said i love jumping puzzles, not that they exist in souls games. Fromsoft could do something cool with the jump feature.
>>338319909
True, but more wouldnt hurt. :)
>>338320109
Anri's Straight Sword, 99 Luck, and Human Pine Resin. 450+ damage with a fast weapon.
>>338320109
Didn't it get nerfed today?
>being level ONE HUNDRED before setting foot in Lothric Castle
pat pls
>>338320109
How do you have that high of an AR with those stats and rings? My BKGA only does 702 at 45 Str and 40 Dex.
>>338315524
Siegmeyer literally just waits around for you to do everything for him, then either dies trying to be a hero or goes hollow because he's useless.
Solaire on the other hand gives you the white soapstone, helps you out with some of the most important boss fights, and PRAISE THE SUN!
>>338296108
Ciaran DLC and Ciaran accessories.
>>338320512
I wish the dancer was Ciaran
>>338320587
>implying that the Dancer isn't Ciaran
>>338296108
It's hilarious how noobs like you understand nothing about the current meta lol
>>338320198
a 40/40 Refined Dark Sword +10 has 450+ AR.
Step it up, senpai
>>338320672
>implying she is
inb4 color themes mean a character is someone else entirely
inb4 reference to the dancers' swords when the tracers have in-game models
>>338320759
>when the tracers have in-game models
in-game DELETED models that can only be unlocked with CE
>>338320749
>using a parryable weapon
>>338320759
but the tracer is unfinished senpai
Will they ever buff the dancer's blades?
>>338320836
>>338320884
that doesn't disprove anything i said mates
>we will never learn more about Yhorm, the best Lord of Cinder
>>338320947
>Worrying about any weapon when they're outright better than the Scythes
One thing at a time, Anon. Fix Scythes and we'll talk.
>>338321031
>Yhorm
That's a weird way to spell Lothric
>>338320373
SSS buff and shout
>>338321146
>Lothric
only Lords of Cinder are allowed in the "best Lord of Cinder" competition.
>>338309712
FLY LIKE A BUTTERFLY
>>338321146
oceiros aka king lothric is not a lord of cinder
>>338321031
What more do you need to know?
>Yhorm is an inhuman Lord of Cinder, which means ANYONE with a Soul can link the Flame, a huge piece of information.
>He and Siegeward were close friends who sought to bring Yhorm to glory
>He was born with one real weakness in the form of the Storm Rulers
>Gave one to the Humans and the other to Siegeward for if he were to ever lose himself
>The human one wound up back in his possession for nobody would take up the mantle
>>338321050
>quality babbies whining their sticks don't do 1000 damage every hit
cryingpurecasters.jpg
Pyromancers can go fuck themselves though, hope they get nerfed.
>>338313295
>implying i know how to make webms
you flatter me ley-chan
>hearing Gwyndolin scream in agony every time he swings his weapon
I was not prepared
>>338321392
Casters have always been fucked in Souls games, nothing new.
But Scythes being THIS awful is an atrocity. Is it so hard to make good Reapers?
>>338321392
>pyromancers
you do know how to dodgeroll, right? do that and pyromancers can't hit you
>>338321349
>>338321257
Fucking newfags Lothric is also the name of the younger prince in the Twin Princes boss fight
>>338321050
But I want my spinny swords to actually hurt and not tickle enemies
>>338321661
>implying that frail little fag is a lord of cinder
remember the old woman telling you that his job is to become a lord of cinder? because he isn't one.
>>338321661
yes, and? Prince Lothric is not eligible for entering in the Best LoC comtest
>>338316832
Was not prepared for that.
>>338321661Not them, they're also retarded. Lothric the Prince is the waif of a Sorcerer. Lorian is the older brother, but NEITHER is the Lord of Cinder. They are BOTH the Lord of Cinder, marked by the name KING Lothric on the throne, hence why they gain the fire augment in the 2nd phase, when together, they cannot invoke their Lord of Cinder powers without being together.
-actual challenging boss fights after the joke fights in the base game
-BBS
>>338321770
It says "Lord of Cinder Fallen" when you beat him
>>338320254
just checked
my damage went down slightly so i guess they did.
>>338321896
He also admits to your face that he isn't a Lord of Cinder, and has no interest in becoming one
>>338321483
i've been unironically using that whip you gave me
i've been unironically winning a few fights with it but it's still shit
IGNORANT SLAVES
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>338321980
So the game is lying?
>>338321984
>whip
>shit
i dont even know what weapon you are talking about but EVERY single whip attack is unparryable, and whips can strike through shields. learn their range.
>>338310289
Yeah its called an eye-socket dipshit
>>338305692
>beat them
>they were actually just trying to keep world from being destroyed and forced it to balance between ages of fire and darkness, not allowing one to fully consume another
>it unlocks secret bad ending shadowrun dragonfall style
Profaned Capital
Londor
More development on the sea age that drove Aldritch mad
Ocelotte
>>338322015
the YOU DEFEATED message is wrong
>That one weapon type you want but will never get
What's their name?
>>338319317
>>338319368
well now they're coming back
>>338310646
Hunter > AO > ChU = BotC
slayer of demons is somewhere after the hunter, hard to tell. Probably under the AO too
>>338322061
>no mouth
>no nose
>no eyes
>just one hole, in the center of the head
>>338314882
you can easily get that many if you help people with ng+ bosses
>>338321957
but the HUGE combo still works so it wasn't really nerfed
>>338322094
Funny how his ashes were accepted by the throne and worked to allow the flames to be linked then eh?
>>338322105
Pyromancy Flame that isn't just "Pyromancy Flame."
>>338322062
No, the world fully becomes eldritch horror for all eternity. 10x Bloodborne lovecraft mode
>>338321815
>>338316832
>>338316664
>>338313495
The fact that the baby crying continues into the second phase leads me to believe that he's not actually holding an invisible baby at all. Got me thinking that it's all magical trickery put on him and that Yorshka is actually Ocelotte.
>>338322225
he was a product of eugenics, and groomed from birth to link the fire. his ashes are capable of doing the job, but since he never did his duty and linked the fire, he's not a LoC
>>338322212
not at my SL, i stay at 60 because i'm not interested in the 40 vig+vit+end+str+dex meta where everyone is midrolling in full havels and hitting you for 800+ with a quality straight sword
at 60 you actually have a build with strengths and weaknesses
>>338322178
I'd say AO who became a vessel for the First Flame is very close to Old One Hunter. Both of them are most likely going to be capable of ridiculous space-time shenanigans.
I want a new ending.
>Ashen One encounters Aldia at the end of the final DLC
>Ashen One convinces Aldia to sacrifice his immortal soul to the first flame, keeping it burning forever
>Gods make a return to form, humans never go hollow ever again and great kingdoms rise without falling
>Final cutscene, every character from across all Souls games (except Demons) joins hands at the first flame in a circle, swaying back and forth swinging some hippie song
>Chosen Undead and Bearer of the Curse find Ashen One and put their hands on his shoulders and shaking him in a friendly manner, saying "you did good kid, you did good"
>Credits come up, each character gets their own 10 second clip of them doing a funny dance while the song "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"
plays
>Game ends with a "thank you" message from Miyazaki himself
Perfect ending
>>338322315
Anon, that doesn't explain why he can use the gift of the Lords of Cinder, the fire infusion a boss gets for 2nd phase, if he isn't a Lord of Cinder.
I just want the scraping spear.
>>338322328
>rolling at all in full havels
>800 damage with a SS @ any level
is this exaggeration or do you really no this little about the game?
>>338322396
I had a good laugh from this. Then in a spinoff, you play as one of the MCs just living a normal life in Lordran
>>338322062
>they were trying to keep the true form of Pygmy from awakening in the heart of Abyss
>it takes shape of a simple, generic undead who goes nuclear on our asshole being twice as aggressive as Orphan and manipulating the entire Abyss to crash down on us
>>338322427
you can give yourself a fire infusion at any time, and you aren't a LoC
>>338321984
you wanted to meme on people with the worst weapon in the game
be glad i didn't give you a scythe BUDDY
>>338322380
I don't think so
the gods in BB are lovecraftian, which are way stronger than the norse gods in DaS.
keep in mind the only actual full powered god you fight in BB is the moon presence, but at that point you're canonically in the process of acceding and become super powerful
>>338322396
>Aldia
Boring fanfiction is irrelevant to DS3's plot anon.
>>338322487
are you unaware of buffs like sacred oath or crystal magic weapon? a 40/40 or higher quality straight sword can easily get that high when buffed
>No one ever draws pickle-pee and pump-a-rum together.
One thing that's really unlikely is the ability to buff/infuse special weapons. Would it really fuck the balace that much?
>>338322492
>it's ascended to a higher form to where it is immortal and exists outside of human perception
>it gives birth to those like it but weaker than it.
>fight them all in a boss rush
>Try to start Dark Souls thread about setting, story and expectations
>Devolved into insecure sonyggers thinking everyone is out to shit on bloodborne when everyone that's not a shitposter agrees it's cool and PvPfags talking about their shit builds no one cares about but themselves
Every time
>>338319202
They're not connected sure but all the talk of the "deep waters" and things like "the deep" are definitely reminiscent of Bloodbourne shit
pic is a cute thing of a bloodbourne hunter
>>338322580
>he doesn't know
>>338322531
Nigga, First Flame is more than a match for BB's Great Ones. It has power to literally warp time and space in such a way so lord of cinders could not run away, thanks to it we can invade and get summoned by people from virtually another eras. Gwyn and his goons are fucking nothing, they just found soul shards near the flame and AO takes the entire fucking thing all for himself.
>>338322703
fuck off
>>338322487
I have a guy with 69 vit at SL120 who can midroll in full smoughs with smoughs hammer on, which is heavier than havel's, do YOU really know this little about the game?
>>338322731
Please don't start the "first scholars of great archives are aldia" bullshit again. You got blown the hell out so many times you really should just shut the fuck up with your irrelevant fanfiction.
>>338322509
That is a tad different.
This infusion of flame augments their abilities and improves ones they have, you can't do that.
>Abyss Watchers, unifying their spirits into a single entity, can use their LoC power for huge, sweeping fire all over the place
>Yhorm gets faster and all his attacks have fire damage now too
>Aldrich leaves fire all over the place and has burning sweeps as well
>Lorian gets burning flames in all his attacks
>Lothric has the fire marks on his body, but since there's no comparison, no idea what's different
>implying that this isn't the best boss theme in the Souls series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwFA2VdCGcY
>>338322764
mid rolling is fatrolling.
>It has power to literally warp time and space in such a way so lord of cinders could not run away,
elder gods have this too. This is the basis for the nightmares/hunters dream
>thanks to it we can invade and get summoned by people from virtually another eras.
a single great one does this in BB
lets not forget the first flame is weak as shit by the time the AO gets to it unless I missed something in the story
>>338322924
Imagine if it was full power.
>>338322924
The Flame would die within a few years if the Ashen One did not complete his/her duty.
>>338322853
>>338322427
The twin princes aren't true Lords of Cinder, they have the power but never get the flame buff like the others. We full on see the actual Lords of Cinder rise from their graves in the intro. Lorian's blade is covered in flames because he killed the Demon Prince.
>>338322610
i dont think so.
SO will talke you up to about 500 and the weapon buff will take you up to about 600~
>>338322916
no, fatrolling occurs at 70% burden or higher
i am done responding since you have clearly never played the game.
Filtered, Anonymous (ID: Q6JmPnOH)
>>338322993
irrelevant, this isn't the case for when the AO can get the flame
>>338323016
ya, AO only slows it down a bit if he does. linking the flame is the dumbest ending in das 3
>>338314476
tell that to mr greatshield
>>338322632
Aren't they just one crow?
>>338322676
>>338322492
>>338322062
>the one single gimmick to the boss is that you cannot lockon to it
>the enemies are pure, condensed abyss given form
>>338322852
>Implying
Do tell, because it sounds like you're fucking wrong :^)
>>338323121
I know it's irrelevant. But still imagine what it was capable of.
>>338322876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RzA_Oomra8
nothing beats when this starts blaring
>>338323206
this does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3bityYL1G8
>>338323183
It actually would've been far weaker, because the Soul of Cinder is powered by the spirits of those who Linked the Flame before, a full power Flame would mean that next to none had Linked it and thus, you'd have very little soul power.
>>338322632
>no one ever draws first name and last name together
>>338323141
I thought they were twins. One named pickle pee. One named pump a rum.
>>338323271
Still easily the funniest webm I've seen yet, and it's been a while since this one was made.
SPARKLY
TWINKLY
https://vimeo.com/137014689
>>338323298
Do you have the brain damage?
>ctrl f, no Ludleth of Courland The Exile.
You disappoint me. The DLC will be about him.
>>338309712
>>338323448
boring
>>338323448
>implying that was ludleth
did you not look at the skull ring? the soulfeeder ate ludleth and assumed his form
>>338296108
how does she manage to get a shirt on?
>>338323170
Ok then how tf do you defeat this boss then? Because you guys are making him so op that he's unbeatable.
>>338323448
>could have dlc about oceirus, serpants, giants, back in time when the gods were in anor londo, etc.
>want DLC about a literally who midget who just gives you boss items
>>338323602
That's the point
>>338298001
>>338308447
>doesn't appear in the games
what? why do you hear her voice if she's not there?
>>338309192
>Your wifey disappears after the ceremony
Nigga, Anri is one of the first 3 people to bow to you in Lord of Hollows. S/He gets better.
>>338323602
literally git gud, nothing is unbeatable
there was a dragon boss in everquest that was meant to be unbeatable with over a billion health (the raid mobs at the time had 1 million health roughly)
it was killed anyway
ergo, git gud.
>>338323674
What, I didn't see this in my ending. I'll have to see again
>>338323602
You just git gut
There were a ton of LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE threads about bosses that are easily beatable, so will this
It will still have a liftbar, so it can still die
>>338323624
oceirus is literally autistic or schizophrenic, or both. and the annoying kind not the interesting kind. dont want any more of him.
>>338323713
lol
>>338323427
Why would one bird introduce itself with two names? Why would one bird repeat "me, me" in between each name? And why would one bird punctuate each name with a caw?
The speech pattern seems to suggest two birds. Similar to the two birds from DaS2.
>>338323686
There's a difference between giving something more hit points, than giving something so many game mechanics that the player cannot cope with. Do you know how easy it is to get assblasted by 10 hollows?
>ergo, git gud.
Means nothing.
>>338323713
>Trying to cheese a spider monster known for its high jumping ability by plopping arrows into it from ABOVE
>Didn't dive with the axe after 1 arrow in that shot
He would've killed it too.
>>338323828
ok but he was consumed, he was something else prior. Plus guy's character was great
>>338323872
>literally who
>spends who fight bitching about how he can't find his literally who son
no
>>338322676
>>it's ascended to a higher form to where it is immortal and exists outside of human perception
>>338323782
Yeah this guy can't die since he's "immortal", git gud won't help you here.
>>338323851
It's saying give me pickle-pee and give me pump-a-rum its not even the birds name and has never been since Demons.
>>338323713
fucking KEK
>>338323624
>about a midget
He died a Colossus.
>>338296108
I want weapons and armour and some fucking closure in the goddamn story.
I want the phosphorescent pole because it looks cool and can recover MP quickly.
I want the puzzle sword because it's fun to use.
Blublood because it's design is wonderful and strong.
>>338323872
It doesn't literally mean consumed, it just implies that he lost his mind from all the knowledge and made himself into a dragon
>>338323713
>spider jumps
>falls back where it was
>keep cheesing it
Killed it with arrows. Webm looks cool only if you didn't play the game to be honest
>>338323989
ya exactly
he was something else before
>>338323851
>why would a bird speak in a different way to a human
>>338323952
The anon specifically followed up with
>>it gives birth to those like it but weaker than it.
>>fight them all in a boss rush
>>338313314
This makes me sad
RIP anon
>>338323932
His lineage is of dragon's though meaning he's a descendant ofEmerald Herald and Bearer of the Curse.
That's pretty interesting.
>>338323862
Filtered
reminder that Yuria of Londor is actually the best girl of DaS3
>>338324068
>Have to fight similar, but weaker, immortal abyssal beings in a boss rush.
Yeah good luck.
Why didn't they just show the fucking bird? I was legitimately confused at first when it was invisible and thought it was a glitch. Is it that hard to model a crow? It's stupid listening to an empty nest talk to you.
>>338323989
He was consumed by his quest to create an appropriate heir going as far as altering himself.
>>338324039
Well yes, a human and/or giant
There isn't much else, he was just another king before Lothric
>>338324240
The bird isn't interested in you silly fuck.
They've never modeled the trading birds even in Demon's Souls for some reason. Nothing to get booty blasted over.
>>338324240
Its been like that since Demons Souls.
The crow at firelink in DaS1 Isn't snuggly or whatever.
>>338322721
I assumed the Onislayer stuff and the 'Eastern Lands' were all references to Yarnham. More as cameo references than something to be taken literally.
>>338324380
>Onislayer
>katanas
>"mysterious Eastern land"
>references to Victorian England
u 'avin a giggle m8
Wishlist
>Poise fix
>Faith buff
>Londor
>Stupid fucking jew Serpent boss fights to finally push their shit in
>More info on the "Deep"
>More greataxes, too few in base game
>A trip to the past or some other pocket realm a la DaS2 memories where we can finally talk to Gwyn for more story revelations
>more furry crow art than dancer
Why
>>338324380
Why would the Eastern Lands and Onislayer bow/arrows be a reference to Bloodborne?
>>338323953
My mistake, they're not saying their names. But that still doesn't change the fact that they're punctuating heavily between pickle pee and pump a rum.
Where Sparkly would say "sparkly twinkly" with not punctuation.
Snuggly would say "give me warm, give me soft". emphasizing the singular.
Silky and Smooth would say "you you, give us smooth" "You you, give us silky". Clear punctuation between lines, emphasizing the fact that there are two of them.
Pick pee and pump a rums speech mimics silky and smooth. Except they don't say "me" or "us". So it's ambiguous how many they are. Unless you notice the fact that they punctuate the statements, as if two individuals were speaking.
>All these hopes on Londor/Deep
>Not one on the explanation of the new concept of Angels and a Heaven
>>338324520
Because he's retarded.
>>338324380
they're references to shiva of the east you absolute retard
oni is the japanese word for demon, shiva of the east comes from a land where katanas, samurai, and ninja are a thing
use your brain
>>338296108
I want a mission from the PoV of the Anal London greatbow archers that let's me ruin other people's day by shooting harpoons at people until they fall off roofs.
>>338324547
The angels aren't real though. The statues of Frampt in Lothric depicts him having wings so I assumed HE was the angel that they worshipped.
>>338324748
>>338324748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4LlLUFfa6Y
>>338324547
The only "angels" are the winged knights, which aren't even actual angels, just have fancy wings
As >>338324786 said, it's probably a Serpent's ruse
I want the Pursuer to come back and actually pursue and stalk you. I want him to come back and have an amazing moveset that makes things challenging.
>>338324980
What`s lore behind him?
>>338324134
Excellent taste
>>338324626
They're not a reference to anything. "An eastern land" is just a place, like Catarina or Vinheim.
Carthus or bust.
Last chance for a proper desert area.
>>338325179
lllllooooollllllllll
>>338325182
>closest we got to a desert area is the Loran chalices
It looked so promising, wish they'd actually make a full area like that
Don't even care how or where, teleport me there, make me go up into a desert from another windmill, I don't give a fuck
>>338323206
Best boss in the soulsborne universe
it's a shame Vordt is a pushover because he has the best theme in DS3
>>338325173
what is this image trying to say?
>>338325375
The giant worm tumbled into the Smouldering Lake from Carthus.
Just take a magic elevator from there to Carthus.
>>338325270
>Astora's straight sword is a reference to Solaire of Astora
>>338312402
This is so purposely and wonderfully autistic that I have no choice but to applaud it.
>>338323206
Bloodborne is the only Soulsgame besides Demon's where I've actually taken notice to some of the tracks while playing them.
>>338325597
I'm assuming the joke is that if she wears a wedding ring she won't be able to wear her white ring and look like bacon, but the punchline is kindled one is ok with it, but who knows. Japs have a terrible sense of humor
>>338325182
How can the Catacombs of Carthus be in Lordran when Carthus itself isn't? Did they carry all their skeletons hundreds of miles away to be buried, or is it transient land bullshit?
>>338312402
>>his ID card reads "Dr. Harald Hoerwick"
>>Dark Souls is officially the precursor of .hack
>FROM working on a .hack game.
From the light of the abyss, I come.
This is OHM Rice, giving you my blessing.
My son, join FROM software and make videogames.
